- 5/30/2025
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:30Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:06We need you!
01:07The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:09All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:14We're down a hundred million already.
01:16The computer thinks this is normal.
01:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:18If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:23Don't panic!
01:24Don't panic!
01:25The boss is here!
01:26Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:27Go!
01:28Go!
01:29Go!
01:30Go!
01:31Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:34Go!
01:35Go!
01:36Go!
01:37Go!
01:38Good job!
01:39Go!
01:40Go!
01:41Go!
01:42Go!
01:44Go!
01:45Go!
01:50Go!
01:55Go!
01:59Go!
02:01Go!
02:02Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:24Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry, food coma is hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go boss.
02:53Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:12And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks.
03:21Come on, let her work, let's go.
03:23Nailed it.
03:24Oh.
03:25What?
03:26What?
03:27What?
03:28What?
03:29What?
03:30What?
03:32What?
03:33What?
03:34What?
03:35Nailed it.
04:05The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Haas is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss?
04:21Really?
04:22This is as usual, Tom.
04:23Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:26Her algorithm is the reason why TV security is a ty-
04:29What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son.
04:37Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:48You are fired!
04:50What?
04:52Here at TV, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Here at TV, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04We made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:10You just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle as much as work.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:41Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:51You need to be apex predators.
05:54Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:00But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlyn!
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:23Is this...
06:24Caitlyn Twist?
06:25Are you a Caitlyn Twist fan?
06:26You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31This is perfect!
06:32Go!
06:33Now!
06:34Before you're late!
06:35And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Caitlyn Twist above making traits.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
06:59You are fired.
07:00Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
07:23precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:32Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there,
08:30a woman in a chair and cash and paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should've squashed that bug a while ago.
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:57Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:12Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:14Jesse.
09:15Harvard PhD.
09:16Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:26She's our golden goose.
09:27Now you need to...
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:30I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Wait a minute.
09:45Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:49Trading director.
09:51One-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but...
10:04Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:10Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:20Alright.
10:27Pathetic.
10:28Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:41God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:43He wants you to go see him now.
10:45Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:49Okay.
10:50Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:02Jesse, you're right.
11:03Damn, looking good.
11:04Thanks.
11:05Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:13Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:15How does he not know this?
11:17Absolutely.
11:18Absolutely.
11:19Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:35You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:36I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:38I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Yeah, hardly remarkable.
12:04Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee.
12:24Always.
12:25Right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:32Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:51Boss, we have an emergency.
12:52Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:53Are you crazy?
12:54I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
12:55Don't go around calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that.
12:57Eight years of this secret crush.
12:58Still no action.
12:59Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:00Wait, hold on.
13:01You found Jessica?
13:02We got her.
13:03She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:06Fired her?
13:07She's brilliant.
13:08How could she get fired?
13:09Something's off here.
13:10Let's go get her.
13:11This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:27You idiot.
13:29This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:34Seeing each other every day.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security tradie.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:09Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:39Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss. Boss!
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:27The trading system is down!
15:51What?
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
16:05The system is still placing counter trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:09All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down 100 a moment already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic! The boss is here!
16:33Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
16:45Don't panic!
16:57Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:13You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:21Here you go boss.
17:25You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:30Here you go boss.
17:39Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:02Thank you boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:07All right, let's go folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
18:16Hold on, let her work. Let her work. Let her work. Let her work. Let her work.
18:33Ahhhh... Nailed it.
18:36The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Paws is insane!
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired!
19:38What?
19:41Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:46Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:49Only the best work here.
19:51We made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell is wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it. Just go handle as much as back.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:32Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators,
20:42not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:49But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:53will be rewarded accordingly.
21:00Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlyn!
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:09Caitlyn.
21:11Is this...
21:12Kayla Twist?
21:13Are...
21:14Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:15You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:16Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:18This is perfect.
21:19It's perfect!
21:20Go, now, before you're late!
21:21And as soon as the concert's over,
21:23clean out your desk,
21:24cause you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:27The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:29You know, I figured a traitor
21:30wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:40You are fired.
21:43Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
21:49Who I am doesn't matter.
21:50All that matters is that you are fired.
21:53Are you certain about firing me?
21:54You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
21:59You wouldn't say that exactly.
22:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us n-
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22:14What?
22:15Because she was busy saving us n-
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