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00:30Why don't you clean up your mess?
00:32Mittens
00:33I don't answer to you
00:35You just think Boner's not here?
00:38You answer to all of us
00:40Why don't you clean up your mess?
01:00Like a cat would
01:01I just climbed out of a hole
01:10Ryan make you wash his socks yet?
01:30Of course not
01:31Besides, I have bigger problems
01:33I looked into all the school board members
01:37But I can't figure out which one might be right
01:39Let me take this for today
01:40Get out of house pet status first
01:42I can do both
01:43You're a house pet with no money
01:45And there's only one week left to make it to the top ten
01:48No one will even gamble with you
01:50Kira's orders
01:52Side bets are out too, Mittens
01:54Hi, I'll go
01:56You're late for laundry detail?
01:58Laundry detail?
01:58Oh my gosh, come on
02:00It's not that hard
02:02Yumiko is alone, broke, and demoralized
02:12In other words, a wounded animal
02:14Nothing more dangerous
02:16Ideas?
02:18I'll just kill her
02:18Oh, boom
02:20Maybe
02:32We bring back an old favorite
02:34Seriously?
02:37Don't tease
02:38It's time to revive the house pet hunt
02:41Oh, shit
02:45After collection, it's four hours of washing and folding
03:01Thursdays are gym days, so bring a mask
03:04Welcome to paradise
03:06I can't do this all day
03:12I have to gamble
03:13Isn't gambling what got you here in the first place, precious?
03:19Mmm, Suki smells so good
03:21Yumiko
03:26Come with me
03:28Wendy?
03:29Wendy?
03:29Wendy?
03:29Wendy?
03:30She's the pharmacy
03:31She's theuria
03:33I need not MARTIN
03:38I
03:41Don't
03:43You
03:44H
03:54I
03:55I will sing a melody
03:57I will sing
03:59I will sing
04:01I will sing
04:03I will sing
04:05I will sing
04:07I will sing
04:17Where are we?
04:19Student council thinks they know everything.
04:25But as house pets
04:27we have secrets
04:29of our own.
04:33What is this?
04:35Your ticket
04:37out of the underworld.
04:39See, house pets
04:43will do anything
04:45for their freedom.
04:47And there's no bigger payout
04:49than the house pet hunt.
04:51These house pets went free?
04:53It was our only real way out.
04:55Until the house pet hunt
04:57was banned
04:59three years ago.
05:01Why was it banned?
05:03People died.
05:05Some by accident.
05:07The real question is
05:09why was it allowed
05:11in the first place?
05:13This is the second time
05:15you've helped me.
05:17Some people aren't happy
05:19with the status quo.
05:21And when you introduced
05:23side bets
05:25you brought hope.
05:27I need to get into the top ten.
05:29I need to get into the top ten.
05:33That isn't possible
05:35for a house pet.
05:37You don't have any money to bet.
05:39Unless...
05:41You take advantage
05:43of the special hunt rule
05:45and bet your debt.
05:47It's a risk.
05:49I like risk.
05:51I like risk.
05:53What are we hunting for?
05:55Again, you're asking
05:57the wrong question.
05:59The house pet hunt.
06:01Where owners and house pets
06:03team up to risk their lives
06:04for student council's amusement.
06:05I can bet my debt, Ryan.
06:06This is my chance.
06:07You know they banned
06:08the house pet hunt
06:09for a reason, right?
06:10People lose their minds over it
06:12and sometimes a lot more.
06:13No risk.
06:14No fun.
06:15Maybe we should call it
06:17with the gambling for a minute.
06:19You know?
06:20Regroup.
06:21Come back stronger.
06:22I know what you're doing.
06:23You're trying to protect me
06:24but...
06:25I'm already a house pet.
06:26It can get worse.
06:29We can find another way
06:30to get you out of debt.
06:32Look how hard it was
06:33to get Mary out.
06:34And she had both of us
06:35helping her.
06:36I win this.
06:37It puts me back in control.
06:39Okay?
06:40But I...
06:41I can't do it without you.
06:42Please...
06:43Okay.
06:44I'm in.
06:46Oh.
06:47I found a treasure trove
06:48in the basement.
06:49It could lead us
06:50to the house.
06:51Oh.
06:52Oh.
06:53Oh.
06:54I found a treasure trove
06:55in the basement.
06:56It could lead us
06:57to the house.
06:58Oh.
06:59Oh.
07:00Oh.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh.
07:03Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh.
07:07Oh.
07:08Oh.
07:09Oh.
07:10Oh.
07:11Oh.
07:12Whoa.
07:13Ooh.
07:14That's my interest to right.
07:15Attention students.
07:16The house pet hunt
07:17will begin in 30 minutes.
07:18I have to go.
07:21Nice drawing.
07:22Really uh...
07:23Leaps off the page.
07:24It's a map.
07:25Follow it.
07:26Find.
07:27Write.
07:28Everyone will be focused
07:29on the house pet
07:30hunt.
07:31You'll have the place
07:32to yourself.
07:33Yup.
07:34I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:34I say so.
08:35It's Michael.
08:35Okay, fine.
08:37Go build a dam.
08:41Good one.
08:45I followed you.
08:46Mm-hmm, I got it.
08:48Aren't you going to tell me to go away?
08:49Aren't you going to follow me anyway?
08:51So it's a date.
08:52No, it's not.
08:53We're looking for a library.
08:55Cheap date.
08:56Actually, I think it's over there.
09:01Welcome, everyone, to St. Dominic's house pet hunt.
09:05Back by popular demand after a brief...
09:10Pause.
09:12Are you excited?
09:13Yeah!
09:18Damn, you're a bitch!
09:19Back off, Sean.
09:22Contenders, you will be hunting for these jeweled eggs, hidden in the St. Dominic's ravine.
09:28Each egg has a different pretend value, with the golden egg being worth $100,000.
09:33But there's a twist.
09:35You, house pets, will not only be on the hunt, you will also be the hunted.
09:50Oh, sheik.
09:52Owners, you have the ability to block the other house pets by any means necessary.
09:58Hey.
10:00Kira has cameras everywhere, and she'll be able to guide Chad and Suki to the high-value eggs.
10:05Thanks, Mary.
10:07I bet on you.
10:09Don't choke.
10:10A good pet tool.
10:18Bold move.
10:20Gambling your entire debt.
10:22You could win your freedom.
10:24Or lose it all.
10:29Of course, anything could happen out there.
10:35You could trip, Paul, break your neck.
10:38It's a good thing you're not dragging any dead weight.
10:48Anyone who quits, or leaves the forest before sundown, gets an automatic expulsion.
10:54Just keeps getting better the hell.
10:56Whatever it takes.
10:58May the house pet hunt begin.
11:18Hold up.
11:18We're coming in that Rex has been shot now this is a surprising entry into the competition
11:42as I think everyone knows Rex would rather sacrifice a limb then let Suki disown him
11:48but if there's one thing I know it's that the hunt is always full of surprises and still no word on some of the weaker teams
11:56Foster Yubiko
11:57Akira's guiding Chad and Suki to the high value eggs and we should be following them
12:07No we should keep as much distance between us and the psychopaths as possible
12:14Keep your enemies close
12:16Did you ever give up?
12:19Fine lead the way
12:21Have to get back onto council
12:37It's the perks
12:39It's rude to bring a plus one without asking the host
12:44A word sister
12:47Don't make yourself too comfortable
12:49Odds on favorites Chad and Lassie are off to a strong start
13:07The dynamic duo have been turning a lot of heads with their primal approach to the hunt
13:13Wow
13:20Oh look did we pass this tree
13:26I thought you knew these woods
13:28Hey woods change they grow
13:31Hey I'm sure Chad went this way
13:34Stop moving so I can shoot you
13:39Aim higher
13:42No lower
13:43What
13:47Die
13:49Wait
13:57They must have doubled back
14:00Tell Akira we're still on Yumiko's trail
14:02They're not even trying to win
14:09No
14:10They're just after you
14:12This is the most boring date I've ever been on
14:17Again not a date
14:19I saved you from a beaver
14:21It's a date
14:23It's my mom
14:27And
14:29Wait
14:31Michael is this your dad
14:33They dated
14:38If they got back together we could be step siblings
14:42It's the hottest kind of siblings
14:45Or now step bro
14:49We're done here
15:07Finally
15:09Okay I think we lost them
15:12I really don't want to shoot anyone
15:15You won't
15:16You're a terrible shot
15:17Okay you yanking my chain
15:18We're running out of time
15:22We need to get our heads in the game
15:23Okay
15:23This way
15:25Why?
15:26I have to pee
15:28Just quickly
15:29We're a mess
15:37Agreed
15:46Nice job
15:47Really have a good job
15:50Whoa
15:53What are you doing?
16:01Target practice
16:04Don't hold back
16:16Feel
16:18What is love
16:21Baby don't hurt me
16:24Don't hurt me
16:26No no
16:27I don't know
16:32Did you feel that?
16:35I feel my love
16:36Yes
16:37Yeah
16:38They're being hunted for sport
16:47And acting like it's a date
16:49What are they doing?
16:50Trauma bonding?
16:52I'm not jealous if that's what you're thinking
16:53Don't need to wear those
17:00Everyone's ashamed to be a house pet
17:05That's what Kira wants
17:07But I'm not ashamed
17:09When I'm your pet I feel like we're more partners
17:13Partners
17:14You look good with crossbow
17:19You know what?
17:28I'm way too focused on you, Mako
17:30And less focused on myself
17:32And you'd put me first for once
17:37Although
17:42I can't make one exception
17:46Now?
17:50Can you hit that camera?
17:51Oh
17:52Oh
17:54Oh
17:55Oh
17:57Oh
17:59Oh
18:00Oh
18:01Oh
18:02Oh
18:03Oh
18:04Oh
18:05Oh
18:06Oh
18:06Oh
18:07Oh
18:07Oh
18:12Wait
18:12I got it
18:17Gotcha
18:21Slut
18:22Fuck me
18:24I broke a nail
18:25Oh
18:26Oh
18:27Oh
18:28Oh
18:29Go
18:29You go
18:31Your leg
18:32All right
18:36You need to elevate it
18:37Of course
18:38Of course you are a scout
18:39You don't need to be a scout to know this is serious
18:42And you're fine, Ryan
18:42It's just a scratch
18:45Okay
18:47What you don't want to do is just
18:49Dad
18:52Just be careful
18:54Okay, be careful
18:55Just let me know if this is too tight, okay?
19:07Hmm
19:12We should head back
19:15We should head back
19:15No
19:17We can't even put weight on it
19:19Okay, we have to keep playing
19:21Why is winning so important?
19:25Like, why do you even care about the top ten?
19:27Okay, I can't explain
19:34I can't explain
19:34I just need you to trust me
19:36I...
19:38I do trust you
19:39I just wish you trusted me
19:43Oh
19:57Oh
19:58Poor Yumiko
20:00What happened?
20:06Looks like you
20:07Made a bad bet
20:08Excuse me.
20:38God, I have to do everything myself.
20:50Oh, pretty!
20:58Be careful.
21:00Look, that just has no rake.
21:04We get it and we wait.
21:06Think. It's out there in your room.
21:08There's no one else here. It's a trap.
21:10Spades.
21:18Ryan!
21:22Let me get it!
21:24She's lost it!
21:26We can make it!
21:28Come on!
21:30I'm not afraid of her!
21:32You should be!
21:34She doesn't love me!
21:36She will kill you!
21:38Take that chance!
21:40You will come!
21:42There's something worse than being a house pen!
21:44I... I need this!
21:46I need this! I need this!
21:48Please!
21:50I won't let you!
21:52I can't!
21:54Come on!
21:56I need this!
21:58I need this!
22:00I need this!
22:02You're right.
22:04Never touch me again.
22:06You're right.
22:10Never touch me again.
22:12Never touch me again.
22:24No!
22:25Please!
22:26You can't!
22:27Help me!
22:28Please!
22:29I'm on the honor of...
22:30You're...
22:32You're...
22:34Winners!
22:35Suki and Rex!
22:41Just to be clear...
22:42You're still mine, Papi.
22:44Mwah!
22:48Oh my god!
22:49You won, Rex!
22:51You get drunk?
22:52Hey, listen, I...
22:53Listen...
22:54You're gonna get yourself killed.
22:57I had to stop you.
23:03Kira was right.
23:06You're just a distraction.
23:13I guess we both lost.
23:24You bet against me?
23:34Your leg.
23:35I mean...
23:36You'd make the same bet, right?
23:47This was her idea, wasn't it?
23:49Why would Riri be here?
23:50She's Kira's right hand, Mary.
23:52I knew Riri long before you came here.
23:54Okay, so why is she suddenly interested in you?
23:58Because she's trying to get to me.
24:03Don't you have some laundry to do?
24:22You should help with the swelling.
24:34Painful, huh?
24:38You'll have to be more specific.
24:41I've had a day.
24:42What are my chances of getting out of house pet status now?
24:48From last place?
24:52You're zero.
24:54So I have a chance.
24:57Any luck finding Ray?
24:58I scoured the house pet library.
25:13What if there was another Ray at his school?
25:17He covered his tracks.
25:19Thanks for trying, Michael.
25:26You're a good friend.
25:40You're a good friend.
25:41You're a good friend.
26:11You're $1.
26:12I'm so surprised by you.
26:16Who is this, J.C.M.?
26:18The house pet is on hank.
26:20It's a small house pet.
26:23It's $1.
26:26He's so happy with her.
26:28It's $200.
26:29It's $50.
26:31Michael, how many times have I told you you don't call me unless you are in jail or bleeding?
26:52Dad, wait. I have a question about when you were in school.
26:54Did people call you by your name here?
26:57Did they call you Gabriel?
26:59Dad?
27:00Dad, did they call you Gabriel?
27:03No, I hated that name as a kid.
27:05I went by my middle name.
27:07Gabriel Robert Adams. So, Robert?
27:10Yeah.
27:11Only I was an arrogant little shit, so I used my last initials.
27:16R-A?
27:17Yeah, R-A.
27:19But everyone called me Ray.
27:30All right.
27:31Listen to me.
27:32Yes, we are starting for parts.
27:33I hope you insert up my genes.
27:34Remember my high quality life?
27:35So I get my coffee, myalu.
27:36Let's see if it's a lot of things."
27:37I did it.
27:38Let's go.
27:39I saw the fucking missing.
27:41So you are looking at myself.
27:42Go ahead.
27:43Go ahead.
27:43Who are you tomorrow?
27:44No.
27:45Go ahead.
27:46Be able.
27:47Go ahead.
27:47Go ahead.
27:48Go ahead.
27:49Do you have anything here?
27:50Go ahead.
27:51Go ahead.
27:51Go ahead.
27:52Go ahead.
27:53Go ahead.
27:54Go ahead.
27:54Go ahead.
27:55Go ahead.
27:55Go ahead.
27:56Go ahead.