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00:00Henry, how's your week been?

00:02Not a great week for me, sorry to say.

00:05Oh, yes, if you could represent sadness, because Henry cannot.

00:11Such a bad week.

00:13What went wrong this week, Henry?

00:15The family pet, the cat, became very unwell.

00:18Hetty and I, we had to make a difficult trip to the vet,

00:22where, sadly, the cat was executed.

00:27Definitely not the term they use.

00:29That's very sad.

00:31Would you like to sing a song to cheer us all up?

00:33Well, I would, yes, please.

00:35Yes, good.

00:36Yes, what's the song about?

00:37Well, you won't believe this, but recently,

00:39I've been really getting into this stuff.

00:41What's that, then? Chinese Five Spice?

00:43It is, yeah.

00:44Chinese Five Spice, okay.

00:45You're a fan, too.

00:46So, you're saying Henry Hoover wants to sing a song

00:48about Chinese Five Spice, is that correct?

00:49Yes, of course he does.

00:50Of course he does, yeah.

00:53Of course he does!

00:54This is on television, so...

00:56All right, good luck.

01:01If we want to put the microphone in there.

01:03I can't see.

01:04I know you can't see, Henry.

01:07Engage!

01:08Lovely.

01:09APPLAUSE

01:10Oh!

01:11Oh!

01:12Oh!

01:13Oh!

01:14Oh!

01:15Oh!

01:16Oh!

01:17Oh!

01:18Oh!

01:19Oh!

01:20Oh!

01:21Oh!

01:22Oh!

01:23Oh!

01:24One, two, three!

01:25Go on!

01:26Oh!

01:27Oh!

01:28It's the spice for me

01:29Chinese fire spice

01:32It's the only spice you need

01:34Chinese fire spice

01:37It's a super modern taste

01:39Cos you've got one, two, three, four, five, five, five

01:41And a smile on your face

01:43But what about cumin?

01:45No, it leaves me fuming

01:46Cardamon

01:47I don't wear cardigans

01:49Turmeric

01:49It makes me feel sick

01:51Masala

01:51I prefer banana

01:53What about cinnamon?

01:54I give it to the binnaman

01:56Tamarind

01:56It gives me the bad wind

01:58Nutmeg

01:59You're off your nutmeg

02:00Sporty spice

02:01Maves

02:01He's a naughty spice

02:03Chinese fire spice

02:05It's the spice for me

02:07Chinese fire spice

02:09I take two spoons in my tea

02:11Chinese fire spice

02:14Clean plate guarantee

02:15You've got one, two, three, four, five, five

02:19And a happy family

02:20Yes, you've got one, two, three, four, five, five

02:23And a happy family

02:26Five Spice

02:29Five Spice

02:30Henry Hoover

02:31The Horn Section Television Program

02:35A two-hour special

02:36Thursday, the 24th of May

02:38Only on Dave

02:39No warten

02:51Manning

02:52No

02:55Point

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