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Things with Faces
  • 5/29/2025
Baby Podcast with a Kitten

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Fun
Transcript
00:00I don't believe this. I read this news article, and it said that a lightning bolt is hotter than the sun.
00:07I believe it.
00:08Why do you just believe it? Did you hear that?
00:12First off, let's see. Someone probably studied it, right? That's kind of how that would work.
00:17Someone did that, brought it to said news station, and that's not a riveting report, but they wanted to speak on it.
00:24So the sun is the hottest thing we know.
00:26That's also incredibly wrong. Incredibly wrong.
00:29There's so many stars that are hotter, bigger, way larger than the sun.
00:33The sun is our life-bringer and life-giver.
00:36So the sun is the hottest thing we know.
00:38That's still wrong, because we know about the other stars. I'm not making it up.
00:42It's science. It's science.
00:44Okay, but bigger stars, hotter stars, further stars.
00:46Okay, but they said if the sun... I've always learned this. I've always learned this in class.
00:50If the sun were to get, like, even a little bit closer, the Earth is gone.
00:54100%. It'd be too hot.
00:55If a lightning bolt is hotter than that, and a lightning bolt hit my backyard one time,
01:01why am I not a corpse?
01:02Why am I not sizzling snapping bacon from Dunkin' Don't?
01:05That's so good. That's so good.
01:07Lightning bolt. Believe it or not, lightning bolt?
01:10Very small.
01:11Sun astronomically big.
01:13Can you... Do you wrap around that one?
01:15I'm sorry.
01:15I've seen it.
01:20I'm not...
01:21Blowing my heart...
01:21But you are beyond...
01:22If you don't want...
01:22Your own...