- 5/29/2025
Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:09The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:22All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
01:24We're down a hundred million already!
01:26We're down a hundred million already!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:32If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:37The boss is here!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Come on!
01:48We're down a hundred million!
01:49We're down a hundred hundred million!
01:51We're down a hundred million!
01:52So we're going to be doing exactly the same thing!
01:54Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:22Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry, food coma is hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:38Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:42If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:50Here you go boss.
03:05Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:09Go home, get some sleep.
03:12And with that, we're gone.
03:15Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:18All right, let's go folks.
03:20Come on, let her work.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Here we go.
03:23Here we go.
03:24Let's go.
03:25Here we go.
03:26Here we go.
03:27There we go.
03:28There we go.
03:29Nailed it.
03:59The models fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Haas is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss?
04:21Really.
04:22Though this is as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Our algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:34And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:48You are fired!
04:50What?
04:52Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Only the best work here.
04:59We made it here on Pure Talent.
05:00You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:01Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:04Did you just hit her?
05:05What the hell's wrong with you?
05:06I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:08Here, is your hush money. Take it and get out. You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
05:23Drop it. Just go handle as much as work. The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:30Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits. Those will be eaten.
05:45But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlin!
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:23Is this...
06:25Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect. This is perfect! Go! Now! Before you're late! And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
06:37What? Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:45Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
06:50It's Jessica! She's here!
07:07You are fired!
07:09Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders. Finance takes timing and judgement.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
07:57What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
08:52How many women execs do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles. These are the clients.
09:04She's a talented board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie?
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:32Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
09:36Right away.
09:46Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
09:53It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:56Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:20Alright.
10:21Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jessie.
10:37Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:47Okay.
10:50Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:04Jessie, right? Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:08Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:13Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:35You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:42I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:54Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Yeah, hardly remarkable.
12:04Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:47Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04God, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
13:11Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:12Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:19Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:33You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day.
13:41I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:45Cluny Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
13:50What?
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:14Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:36Jesse.
14:37What do you think you're doing?
14:40Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
14:57Boss.
15:00Boss!
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:14Well yeah, she's incredible.
15:16Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:27Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Boss!
15:48Boss!
15:49The trading system is down!
15:54What?
15:55The trading system is down!
15:58We need you!
16:05The system is still placing counter trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
16:13We're down 100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
16:22Don't panic!
16:23The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair!
16:34Go!
16:35Come on.
16:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:07Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:17Sorry.
17:19Food coma's hitting hard.
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:23Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:37Here you go, boss.
17:38Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home. Get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:05All right. Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
18:26You...
18:27Nailed it.
18:55The model's fixed?
18:56The company account.
18:57Boss is insane!
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:21And you are?
19:22Meet the chairman's son.
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:24Your new CEO.
19:25Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:35You are fired.
19:36Us?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:50We made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell is wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:17Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle this when she's back.
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:38You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
20:45Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:54Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin!
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this...
21:12Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes!
21:17This is perfect!
21:18This is perfect!
21:19Go!
21:20Now!
21:21As soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica!
21:39She's here.
21:51You are fired!
21:55Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:21So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders.
22:30Finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss.
23:03She's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:08Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:11Look around.
23:12Finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay.
23:15As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:18All right.
23:19I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women execs do we have Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the ones.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55A quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:03Jesse.
24:04Harvard PhD.
24:05Star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:17I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:40It's time you pay up lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:55We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:01Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:03Of course.
25:04All right.
25:14Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:20Come in.
25:22Jesse.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What?
25:27Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:28God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:30He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:37Okay.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:22Connections?
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:35Don't worry, Jackson.
26:36With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:43That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Yeah, hardly remarkable.
26:51That's how I hire Miss J.
26:52I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee.
27:11Always.
27:12Right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:35Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:47Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51God, don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:59Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:06Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Cluny Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:50This office is all mine now.
28:52Ugh.
28:53Broke much?
28:54Disgusting.
28:55Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
28:57Jackson fired Jessica.
28:58And no one knows who she really is.
28:59I can take advantage of this.
29:06Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:19And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
29:36Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss? Boss?
29:48What?
29:49Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
30:00Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:04Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:11To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:30Yes!
30:34Boss!
30:36The trading system is down!
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down!
30:45We need you!
30:46The trading system is still placing counter trend orders! The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
30:57All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
31:00We're down at the moment already!
31:02The computer thinks this is normal! I can't do anything no matter what I try!
31:06If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
31:09Don't panic! The boss is here!
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:22Go!
31:23Come on!
31:24Yeah!
31:25Let's go!
31:29Go!
31:30Go!
31:31Go!
31:32Go!
31:33Go!
31:35Go!
31:36Go!
31:39Go!
31:41Go!
31:42Go!
31:43Go!
31:44Go!
31:45Go!
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:06Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home, get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:54All right, let's go, folks.
32:55Come on, let her work. Let's go.
32:56You are...
33:14Nailed it.
33:23The model's fixed?
33:26The model's fixed?
33:30The company account.
33:32Haas is insane!
33:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
33:36Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:37Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:39Mark, who is our boss?
33:43Really?
33:44Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
33:47Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
33:49What on earth are we doing during work hours?
33:53And you are...
33:54Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
33:57Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
33:59And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:01Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
34:09You are fire.
34:11Us?
34:13Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:17We do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:21It's funny you mention that.
34:23You are fire.
34:24Us?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:39We made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47You just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:53Here is your hush money.
35:00Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:06Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Just go handle as much as back.
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:42Well, top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin!
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:56Caitlin.
35:56Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect!
36:06Go now, before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:21Now, who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:31You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter.
36:50All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:30I'll go.
37:31I'll go.
37:32What?
37:32Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:53Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around.
38:00Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right?
38:06I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:09Okay.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:15I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:23Woman executive?
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:31Just two women in executive roles.
38:36Uh, these are in class.
38:38She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:50Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse.
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59No, actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:10Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Wait a minute.
39:20Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:47I'll keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:54All right.
40:02Pathetic.
40:02Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:12New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you're right.
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:51Uh, absolutely.
40:54Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:10You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:30That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Yeah, hardly remarkable.
41:39That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee.
41:58Always.
41:59Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:28Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:47You found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:55How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:14Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:19She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:28This office is all mine now.
43:48Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:51Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:03But Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06And no one knows who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:10Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:30Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss, boss, boss.
44:36What?
44:37Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:40What crush?
44:41You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:48Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:50Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:53Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
45:00Boss!
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win!
45:17Yes!
45:17Boss, the trading system is down.
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down.
45:32We need you.
45:40The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:42The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:45All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
45:48We're down for a moment already.
45:50The computer thinks this is normal.
45:52I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic!
45:58The boss is here!
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:09Come on.
46:17Go!
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:41I don't know.
46:42I don't know.
46:50Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:51I don't know.
46:53Sorry.
46:53Food coma is hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:57Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:08You're going to eat those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people.
47:28I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:32Go home.
47:32Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:37Come on.
47:38Thank you, boss.
47:38You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right.
47:41Let's go, folks.
47:42Come on.
47:43Let her work.
47:43Let's go.
48:07Nailed it.
48:17The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32POS is insane!
48:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really?
48:44Clueless as usual, Tom.
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Her algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
49:10You are fire!
49:12Us?
49:13Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:25You made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:32You just hit her?
49:36What the hell is wrong with you?
49:38I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:40Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:50You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:54No one wants to see that.
49:56Drop it.
49:57Just go handle this when she's back.
50:00The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:06The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:10It is eat or be eaten.
50:12You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten, but the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn, where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:42Caitlyn.
50:43Is this...
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:48You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:49Would you want to go?
50:50God, yes.
50:51This is perfect.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53Go now, before you're late.
50:55And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:14You are fired.
51:29You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired.
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
51:44precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:12Leave them alone.
52:13They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:16What?
52:17Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay.
52:50As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53All right.
52:54I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the ones.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse.
53:38Harvard PhD.
53:39Star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Jesse.
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:47Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Wait a minute.
53:59Wait a minute.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:54Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:15God.
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, you're right.
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:36Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:38Absolutely.
55:39Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:58You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:09Boss, we have an emergency.
57:10Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:11Are you crazy?
57:12I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:13Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:14You told me to call her that.
57:15Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:16Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:17Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:18We got her.
57:19She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:20Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:21Fired her?
57:22She's brilliant.
57:23How could she get fired?
57:24Something's off here.
57:25Let's go get her.
57:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero.
57:27Be the hero.
57:28You're the hero.
57:29You're the hero.
57:30You're the hero.
57:31You're the hero.
57:32You're the hero.
57:33You're the hero.
57:34You're the hero.
57:35You're the hero.
57:36You're the hero.
57:37You're the hero.
57:38ban sexual justice in the world and all talents.
57:39You're the hero.
57:40You're sassy, got the hero.
57:43She was played.
57:44I know theSPEAKINGMORitiES.
57:46Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:47Fired her?
57:48She's brilliant.
57:49How could she get fired?
57:50Something's off here.
57:51Let's go get her.
57:52This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:55You idiot.
57:57You idiot.
57:58This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:01Seeing each other every day?
58:03I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:05Boss, snap out of it.
58:06She's in security treaty.
58:08Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:11So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:27Ugh.
58:35Broke much?
58:36Disgusting.
58:45Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jessie!
59:04What do you think you're doing?
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