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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:07What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:10We need you!
01:11We need you!
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:23All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:26We're down 100 million already!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:32If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Don't panic!
01:48Come on!
01:49Yes!
01:50Go!
01:52Come on!
01:53Go!
01:54Come on!
01:56Go!
01:57Go!
01:58Go!
01:59Go!
02:00Go!
02:02Go!
02:04Go!
02:05Go!
02:06Go!
02:07Go!
02:08Go!
02:09Go!
02:10cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators so the model thinks up is down and down is up
02:17so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should
02:28boss even you can't solve it sorry food coma's hitting hard mind grabbing me a coke
02:36who does she think she's fooling what does a woman possibly know about all this
02:43if she fixes it i'll quit immediately you're going to eat those words faster
02:45than jessica's eating those chips here you go boss
03:06relax people i just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden go home get some sleep
03:14and with that we're gone thank you boss you truly are the mvp
03:19all right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
03:36oh
03:48nailed it
03:50oh
03:52oh
03:54oh
03:59oh
04:00oh
04:06The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:11Paws is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:22This is as usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:34And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48It's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:11Did you just hit her?
05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:37Just go handle as much as back.
05:40The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:08Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlyn!
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect!
06:32Go now, before you're late!
06:34And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:07You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:47And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:55What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:08Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:23Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:32All right, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:35Okay.
08:38Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:53How many woman executives do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are in the class.
09:03She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
09:09She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on her.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:32Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:58Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:21All right.
10:21Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
10:54Good.
10:54Good.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you're right.
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:25You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:44I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05That's how I hire Miss J.
12:06I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:11She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Coffee, always, right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:55Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:13Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:00This office is all mine now.
14:14Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:26You're Jackson's drinker, Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey, boss.
14:53We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:55I just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:01Boss.
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:30To the racetrack.
15:42You win.
15:43Yes.
15:48Boss.
15:49The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:09All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down a hundred million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:25Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:34Go.
16:35Go.
16:35Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04And actually it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:19Sorry.
17:20Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:39Here you go, boss.
17:44Relax, people.
17:45I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
17:59And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:09Let her work.
18:10You are.
18:11You are.
18:13You are.
18:17Nailed it.
18:47The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58POS is insane!
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired!
19:38Us?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:44Only the best work here.
19:45We made it here on Pure Talent.
19:46You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:47Let's discuss that trust fund then.
19:48Not your position.
19:49You just hit her?
19:50What the hell's wrong with you?
19:51I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
19:52Here is your hush money.
19:53Take it and get out.
19:54You know what?
19:55Here's a little extra.
19:56Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
19:58No one wants to see that.
19:59Drop it.
20:00Just go handle as much as back.
20:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:02I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:04I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:06Here is your hush money.
20:08Take it and get out.
20:09You know what?
20:10Here's a little extra.
20:11Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:12No one wants to see that.
20:13Drop it.
20:14Just go handle as much as back.
20:15The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:28Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:29Listen up everybody!
20:30The market is a savage wilderness.
20:32It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:33It is eat or be eaten.
20:35You need to be apex predators.
20:38be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance faking rabbits. Those will be
20:47eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is Caitlin. Where's my superstar? That would be me.
21:08Caitlin. Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go? God, yes. This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now before you're late. And as
21:21soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired. What? Why? The Nikkei
21:27opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making
21:32trades. Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs
21:37the circus. It's Jessica. She's here.
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under. Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired. Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
22:10precious brain? You wouldn't say that exactly. Jessica hasn't slept because she was
22:14busy saving us nine figures because of a bug. Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:19You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it. Can't trash ruin my shoes. And to defenders. Finance takes timing and
22:33judgment. And sticking up for her shows that you have neither. So pack your crap and follow her out
22:38the door. Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
22:42What? Is office drama more important than making money now? Thank you. Susan!
23:00Susan, Susan, Susan. Look around. Finance is a men's game. Okay. As far as I'm concerned,
23:16she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks. All right. I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago. Dad, how's it going? I forgot to mention to you,
23:31there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with. Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
23:43How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:44Just, uh, two women in executive roles. Uh, these are the files.
23:52She's a talented board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch. And
23:58keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader. Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Jesse. I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12No, actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:34Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up lover boy. Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those
24:48fake credentials. I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:03Of course. All right. Of course. All right.
25:20Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:23Come in. Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:32What? Wait, he fired Jessica? God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:37He wants you to go see him now. Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:43Okay. God.
25:53You needed something, Jackson? Jesse, right? Damn, looking good.
25:58Thanks. Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages. I don't say this often,
26:05but I am impressed. Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:09Uh, absolutely. Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:19You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:31You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:35I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:41Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:45That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:48I'm on it.
26:51That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:56Hardly remarkable. Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
27:00Miss J? Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
27:03She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:07So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:11Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:14Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
27:22Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:33Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:49Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:53Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:56Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:58You told me to call her that.
28:00Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
28:02Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
28:04Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
28:06We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:09Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:12Fired her? She's brilliant! How could she get fired?
28:15Something's off here.
28:17Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:22You idiot!
28:26This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:31Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:35Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
28:38Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:41So we'll buy one.
28:43This office is all mine now.
29:06Broke much? Disgusting.
29:08Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
29:21But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:23And no one knows who she really is.
29:25I can take advantage of this.
29:28Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:44Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:51Boss. Boss!
29:53What?
29:54Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:57What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
30:01We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
30:05Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:10Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:17To the racetrack.
30:18Boss!
30:21To the racetrack.
30:34You win!
30:35Yes!
30:36Boss!
30:37The trading system is down!
30:39What?
30:40The trading system is down!
30:41We need you!
30:42The trading system is down!
30:43What?
30:44The trading system is down!
30:45We need you!
30:46The trading system is down!
30:47We need you!
30:48The trading system is still placing counter trend orders!
30:49The more the market rises the faster we're selling!
30:50All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
30:51We're down a certain moment already!
30:52The computer thinks this is normal!
30:53I can't do anything no matter what I try!
30:54If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
30:55Don't panic!
30:56The boss is here!
30:57Stop staring and get out of the chair!
30:58Go!
30:59Don't panic!
31:00The boss is here!
31:01Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:02Go!
31:03Don't panic!
31:04The boss is here!
31:05Wait!
31:06Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:07Go!
31:08The system is still placing counter trend orders!
31:09The more the market rises the faster we're selling!
31:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
31:11The computer thinks this is normal!
31:12I can't do anything no matter what I try!
31:13If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
31:16Don't panic!
31:17The boss is here!
31:18Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:26Go!
31:48Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:52So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:56So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:07Boss? Even you can't solve it?
32:10Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
32:14Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:18Who does she think she's fooling?
32:20What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:22If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:24You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:30Here you go, boss.
32:32Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:48Go home. Get some sleep.
32:52And with that, we're gone.
32:54Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:58All right. Let's go, folks.
33:00Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
33:02Let her work. Let her work. Let her work. Let her work.
33:12You are.
33:15You are.
33:17Nailed it.
33:18You...
33:25Nailed it.
33:28Nailed it.
33:47The models fixed?
33:49The company account.
33:50Hoss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
33:55Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:57Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:59Mark, who is our boss?
34:01Really?
34:02Clueless as usual, Tom.
34:03Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:06Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan!
34:09What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:14And you are?
34:15Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
34:19Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:23And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:27Oh, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:28You are fired!
34:30What?
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:37Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:40Only the best work here.
34:43We made it here on Pure Talent.
34:45You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:47Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:52Did you just hit her?
34:54What the hell's wrong with you?
34:55I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
35:01Here is your hush money.
35:04Take it and get out.
35:07You know what?
35:09Here's a little extra.
35:10Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:13No one wants to see that.
35:15Drop it.
35:16Just go handle the switch's back.
35:19The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:21Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:23Listen up, everybody.
35:24The market is a savage wilderness.
35:27It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:29It is eat or be eaten.
35:31You need to be apex predators.
35:34Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:38Those will be eaten.
35:41But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:47Top of the leaderboard is...
35:55Caitlin!
35:57Where's my superstar?
35:59That would be me.
36:01Caitlin.
36:03Is this Kayla Twist?
36:05Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:06You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:07Would you want to go?
36:09God, yes.
36:10This is perfect.
36:11It's perfect!
36:12Go, now, before you're late!
36:13And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
36:17What?
36:18Why?
36:19The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:20You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:25Those numbers must be fake.
36:26Now, who's your boss?
36:27I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
36:30It's Jessica!
36:31She's here.
36:47You are fired!
36:48Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:54Who I am doesn't matter.
36:55All that matters is that you are fired.
36:57Are you certain about firing me?
36:59You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
37:03You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:04Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:08Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:10You expect me to believe that?
37:12Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:14So take your headphones and beat it.
37:19Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:21And to you defenders.
37:23Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:26And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:28So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:31Leave them alone.
37:32They have nothing to do with this.
37:33I'll go.
37:35What?
37:36Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:47Susan!
37:54Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:57Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
38:01Susan, Susan, Susan.
38:04Look around.
38:05Finance is a men's game.
38:07Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:11All right, I did us a favor.
38:12We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:19Dad, how's it going?
38:20I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:29Woman executive?
38:30Don't tell me it's...
38:35How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:39Just two women in executive roles.
38:41These are the ones.
38:42She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:46A quant model.
38:48She built it from scratch.
38:50And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:52Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:55Jesse.
38:56Harvard PhD.
38:57Star trader.
39:00Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
39:02Jesse?
39:03I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
39:05Actually, Jessica.
39:06She's our golden goose.
39:07Now you need to...
39:08Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:10I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:13Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:16Right away.
39:25Pete, honey.
39:27Remember our pillow talk?
39:29Trading director.
39:31One-upping Jessica.
39:34It's time you pay up lover boy.
39:37Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:41I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:48We've got a new CEO.
39:50Let's lay low for a while.
39:54Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:59Of course.
40:07Pathetic.
40:08Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:12Come in.
40:15Jesse.
40:17Emergency.
40:18New boss just asked Jessica.
40:19What?
40:20Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:21God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:24He wants you to go see him now.
40:25Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:30Okay.
40:33God.
40:41You needed something, Jackson?
40:42Jesse, right?
40:44Damn, looking good.
40:45Thanks.
40:46Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:51I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:54Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:55How does he not know this?
40:56Absolutely.
40:57Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:06You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:16You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:20I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:23I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:28Don't worry, Jackson.
41:29With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:32That's what I like to hear.
41:33All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:35I'm on it.
41:38That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:41Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:43Hardly remarkable.
41:44Let's hire Miss J.
41:45I won't need her anymore.
41:47Miss J?
41:48Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:50She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:53So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:55You've already got someone else in mind.
41:57Always two steps ahead, Susan.
42:01Susan, do you see an issue here?
42:02Coffee, always, right here.
42:05Unbelievable.
42:09Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:12Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:27Boss, we have an emergency.
42:28Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:29Are you crazy?
42:30I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:31Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:32You told me to call her that.
42:33Eight years of this secret crush.
42:34Still no action.
42:35Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:36Wait, hold on.
42:37You found Jessica?
42:38We got her.
42:39She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:40Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:41Fired her?
42:42She's brilliant.
42:43How could she get fired?
42:44Something's off here.
42:45Let's go get her.
42:46This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
42:47be the hero, confess your feelings.
42:48You idiot.
42:50You idiot.
42:52You idiot.
42:54You idiot.
42:55What?
42:56What?
42:57What?
42:58What?
42:59What?
43:00What?
43:01What?
43:02What?
43:03What?
43:04What?
43:05What?
43:06What?
43:07What?
43:08What?
43:09What?
43:10What?
43:11What?
43:12What?
43:13What?
43:14What?
43:15What?
43:16What?
43:17What?
43:18What?
43:19What?
43:20What?
43:21You idiot.
43:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:24Seeing each other everyday.
43:25We'll finally get my shot with her.
43:26Urs, snap out of it.
43:27She's Insecurity tradie.
43:28Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:29So, we'll buy one.
43:39This office is all mine now.
43:46Ugh, broke much?
43:54Disgusting.
43:55Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
44:07Jackson fired, Jessica, and no one knows who she really is.
44:14I can take advantage of this.
44:22Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
44:32Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:35Just need your signature to close it.
44:39Boss?
44:40Boss?
44:41What?
44:42Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crushed Jessica again.
44:45What crushed?
44:46You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:48We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:51What if she's married already?
44:53Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:55Of course others would see that too.
44:57Not happening.
44:59Where are you going?
45:04To the racetrack.
45:05Boss!
45:06To the racetrack.
45:07You win!
45:08Yes!
45:09Boss!
45:10The trading system is down!
45:16What?
45:17The trading system is down!
45:18We need you!
45:19The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:25The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:26All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
45:27We're down for a moment already.
45:28The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:32The computer thinks this is normal.
45:33I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:34If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:35What?
45:36The trading system is down.
45:37We need you.
45:38The trading system is down.
45:41Need you!
45:44The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:47The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:50All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
45:53We're down for a moment already.
45:55The computer thinks this is normal.
45:57I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:58If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
46:01Don't panic! The boss is here!
46:12Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:38So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:43So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:54Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:57Sorry. Food coma is hitting hard.
47:01Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:05Who does she think she's fooling?
47:07What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:09If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:11You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:17Here you go, boss.
47:32Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:37Go home. Get some sleep.
47:40And with that, we're gone.
47:43Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:46Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
48:01You are the MVP.
48:06You are the MVP.
48:15Nailed it.
48:16The model's fixed?
48:36The company account.
48:37Haas is insane!
48:38Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
48:42Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:44Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:46Mark, who is our boss?
48:48Really?
48:49Clueless as usual, Tom.
48:50Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:53Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan!
48:57What on earth are we doing during work hours?
49:01And you are?
49:02Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:06Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:10And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:14Well, it's actually funny you mention that because-
49:15You are fired!
49:17What?
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:24Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:27Only the best work here.
49:30We made it here on pure talent.
49:32You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:34Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:37You just hit her?
49:40What the hell's wrong with you?
49:42I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:48Here is your hush money.
49:52Take it and get out.
49:54You know what?
49:56Here's a little extra.
49:58Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
50:00No one wants to see that.
50:02Drop it.
50:03Just go handle as much as work.
50:06The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:08Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:10Listen up, everybody.
50:12The market is a savage wilderness.
50:14It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:16It is eat or be eaten.
50:18You need to be apex predators,
50:21not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:25Those will be eaten.
50:27But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:32will be rewarded accordingly.
50:35The top of the leaderboard is...
50:42Caitlyn!
50:43Where's my superstar?
50:45That would be me.
50:46Caitlyn.
50:48Is this...
50:51Caitlyn Twist?
50:52Are you a Caitlyn Twist fan?
50:53You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:54Would you want to go?
50:55God, yes.
50:56This is perfect.
50:57This is perfect.
50:58Go now, before you're late.
51:00And as soon as the concert's over,
51:02clean out your desk,
51:03cause you're fired.
51:04What?
51:05Why?
51:06The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:08You know, I figured a traitor
51:09wouldn't put Caitlyn Twist above making trades.
51:12Those numbers must be fake.
51:14Who's your boss?
51:15I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:17It's Jessica.
51:18She's here.
51:30You are fired.
51:37Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:42Who I am doesn't matter.
51:43All that matters is that you are fired.
51:45Are you certain about firing me?
51:47You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:51You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:52Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:56Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:58You expect me to believe that?
52:00Her name wasn't even on those reports.
52:01So take your headphones and beat it.
52:06Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:08And to you defenders.
52:10Finance takes timing and judgment.
52:13And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:16So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:18Leave them alone.
52:19They have nothing to do with this.
52:21I'll go.
52:24What?
52:25Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:27What?
52:29Susan.
52:30Boss.
52:31She's high up in trading.
52:32Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:34Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:36Look around.
52:37Finance is a men's game.
52:38Okay.
52:39As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:41All right.
52:42I did us a favor.
52:43We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:44Okay.
52:45Okay.
52:46Okay.
52:47Okay.
52:48Okay.
52:49Okay.
52:50Okay.
52:51Okay.
52:52Okay.
52:53Okay.
52:54Okay.
52:55Okay.
52:56Okay.
52:57Okay.
52:58Okay.
52:59Okay.
53:00Okay.
53:01Okay.
53:06Hey, dad, how's it going?
53:08I forgot to mention to you.
53:11There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:17Woman executive?
53:18Don't tell me it's.
53:19I need woman execs.
53:20How many women is that? Do we have Susan?
53:27Just two women in executive roles. These are the ones.
53:32She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
53:38And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:42Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:46Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:49Jessie...
53:50I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:52Actually, Jessica, she's our golden goose, now you need to...
53:55Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
54:02Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
54:04Right, alright.
54:13Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
54:16Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:21It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:24Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:28I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:35We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
54:41Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:46Of course.
54:47Alright.
54:54Pathetic.
54:55Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:57Come in.
55:00Jessie.
55:04Emergency. New boss just sacked Jessica.
55:06What?
55:07Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:08God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:10He wants you to go see him now.
55:12Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:17Okay.
55:20God.
55:28You needed something, Jackson?
55:30Jessie, right?
55:31Damn, looking good.
55:32Thanks.
55:33Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:38I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:40Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:42How does he not know this?
55:45Absolutely.
55:47Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:52You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
56:05You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:07I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:10I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:15Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:19That's what I like to hear.
56:21All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:22I'm on it.
56:25That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:28Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:30Yeah, hardly remarkable.
56:31Let's hire Miss J.
56:32I won't need her anymore.
56:34Miss J?
56:35Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:37She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:40So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
56:42You've already got someone else in mind.
56:44Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:46Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:50Coffee.
56:51Always.
56:52Right here.
56:53Unbelievable.
56:56Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:59Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:02Boss, we have an emergency.
57:17Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:18Are you crazy?
57:19I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:21Don't go around calling her that.
57:22You told me to call her that.
57:23Eight years of this secret crush.
57:24Still no action.
57:25Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:26Wait, hold on.
57:27You found Jessica?
57:28We got her.
57:29She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:30Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:32Fired her?
57:33She's brilliant.
57:34How could she get fired?
57:35Something's off here.
57:36Let's go get her.
57:37This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:41You idiot.
57:42You idiot.
57:43This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
57:46I don't know.
57:47You idiot.
57:48This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:53You idiot.
57:54This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:57You idiot.
57:58You idiot.
57:59This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:05Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:10Boss, snap out of it.
58:11She's in security trading.
58:13Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:15So we'll buy one.
58:22This office is all mine now.
58:32Ugh.
58:37Broke much?
58:41Disgusting.
58:43Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:55Jackson fired Jessica.
58:58And no one knows who she really is.
59:01I can take advantage of this.
59:08Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
59:13He wanted to help me to города.
59:15I love you.
59:16Why run this joy?
59:17I'm ravening in.
59:18I love you.
59:19You asked me to help me won't do it.
59:22Like I just receive an interview with my communicationÅ’ team.
59:36If you're just a struggle, I can't just yourself leave it alone.
59:39I live there.
59:40Why do you love it?