STAND UP COMEDY BY ABHISHEK UPMANYU IN HINDI 2025 NEW BY HARSH GUJRAL

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00:00:00How many of you guys have seen some of my content at one time

00:00:07that I'm a raise of hands?

00:00:08All right, all right, most of you.

00:00:10So you guys have the idea that my content is a little bit like that.

00:00:14A little unfiltered, okay?

00:00:17Who has said that you are lying on the floor.

00:00:21Okay?

00:00:22But the problem is that people have made their perspective

00:00:25that I'm the same type.

00:00:26Like I was in Delhi airport, okay?

00:00:28I was collecting my baggage.

00:00:30And all uncle and auntie were sitting on the side.

00:00:31So there were two air hostess.

00:00:33And one had recognized it.

00:00:34The fact is that the reels that they have seen,

00:00:37they don't remember the name.

00:00:39They just remember the shape.

00:00:40So he was around with his friend and his friend,

00:00:42and he didn't laugh at all.

00:00:44Like,

00:00:47This is the one.

00:00:49This is the one.

00:00:50And then he ran away and he got a selfie.

00:00:52He took a selfie and he didn't have an air hostess with it.

00:00:54He didn't have any idea of who I am.

00:00:55So he said, who is this?

00:00:56And he said,

00:00:57I said,

00:00:59Who is this?

00:01:00He said,

00:01:01He said,

00:01:02He's doing sex with his friend and putting it online.

00:01:10I'm doing this, dude.

00:01:11I'm doing this.

00:01:14All uncle and auntie are so uncomfortable.

00:01:17He's going to be viral today.

00:01:19He's doing this.

00:01:20He's doing this.

00:01:21He's doing this.

00:01:22He's doing this.

00:01:23I've done videos.

00:01:24After that, the most common question comes to me,

00:01:27is that,

00:01:28what was your reaction of your mom and aunt?

00:01:30Many people think, many people ask,

00:01:32what was your reaction of mom and aunt?

00:01:34I'm telling them all.

00:01:35Look,

00:01:36there was no reaction of dad.

00:01:37There was no reaction of mom.

00:01:41It was a very extreme reaction of mom.

00:01:43Actually, mom never knew that I was going to be a comedy.

00:01:45Mom never thought of her wildest dreams

00:01:47that I was going to be a comedy.

00:01:48Mom always wanted to make me an IITN.

00:01:51Yes.

00:01:52She was following the proper mom's blueprint

00:01:53that the society has made.

00:01:55The whole relatives told mom's mom.

00:01:56Do you know what you guys have?

00:01:57Yes.

00:01:58I'll ask you once again.

00:01:59You guys have to tell them what you have.

00:02:00First of all,

00:02:01you choose the best stream,

00:02:02which is?

00:02:03Yes.

00:02:04After that,

00:02:05you go to the best college,

00:02:06which is?

00:02:07Yes.

00:02:08You also have a problem,

00:02:09you know?

00:02:10You're all being suicidal.

00:02:12No,

00:02:13no,

00:02:14no,

00:02:15no,

00:02:16no,

00:02:17no,

00:02:18no.

00:02:19Once again,

00:02:20I'll see the funnel of this room.

00:02:21What is this room?

00:02:22How many people who...

00:02:23You guys have to hold hands

00:02:24until you're in the hits?

00:02:26Okay?

00:02:27How many people who have done schooling

00:02:28start from there?

00:02:29Give me a raise of hands.

00:02:30Okay?

00:02:31Schooling.

00:02:32Okay.

00:02:33Now,

00:02:34who has taken science,

00:02:35just keep it up,

00:02:36keep it down.

00:02:37Okay,

00:02:38so many people have taken science.

00:02:39Now,

00:02:40who has taken coaching for competitive exams,

00:02:41keep it down,

00:02:42keep it down,

00:02:43keep it down.

00:02:44Okay,

00:02:45all right.

00:02:46Now,

00:02:47who has taken IIT?

00:02:48That's right.

00:02:49That's right.

00:02:50That's right.

00:02:51That's right.

00:02:52A room full of failures,

00:02:53brother.

00:02:54What's that?

00:02:55This is my audience.

00:02:56It's very good to see me.

00:02:57Brother,

00:02:58you're right.

00:02:59You know,

00:03:00who has taken it wrong?

00:03:01Who has taken IIT?

00:03:02No,

00:03:03it's not done.

00:03:04What?

00:03:05Wait a second.

00:03:06How many people

00:03:07who have taken IIT

00:03:08once?

00:03:11Just you?

00:03:12Brother?

00:03:13Yes.

00:03:14Did someone come here?

00:03:15No.

00:03:16No.

00:03:17No.

00:03:18No.

00:03:19No.

00:03:20No.

00:03:21No.

00:03:22No.

00:03:23No.

00:03:24No.

00:03:25No.

00:03:26No.

00:03:27No.

00:03:28No.

00:03:29No.

00:03:30IIT

00:03:31First,

00:03:32yeah,

00:03:33J-Mins.

00:03:34How many ranks are you?

00:03:35Five.

00:03:36So,

00:03:37you can be able to be it?

00:03:38Huh?

00:03:39What are you doing?

00:03:40No.

00:03:41No.

00:03:42No.

00:03:43It's a little bit.

00:03:44It's a little bit.

00:03:45It's a little bit.

00:03:46No.

00:03:47Do you know what?

00:03:48In Bains,

00:03:49five thousand ranks

00:03:50is a good rank, right?

00:03:51Why won't IIT happen?

00:03:52No.

00:03:53Go.

00:03:54Why?

00:03:55Go.

00:03:56Go?

00:03:57Go.

00:03:58Go.

00:03:59Go.

00:04:00Go.

00:04:01Go.

00:04:02Go.

00:04:03Go.

00:04:04Go.

00:04:05How will you go to the US?

00:04:11Do you have a plan for yourself?

00:04:12You keep talking in the air.

00:04:13What plan is it?

00:04:15U.S. and Land.

00:04:16It's a dream.

00:04:17You have to comedy in Europe,

00:04:20but nobody wants to hear anyone in Europe.

00:04:23Do you have IIT?

00:04:24Huh?

00:04:25Don't say it.

00:04:26Don't say it.

00:04:27Do you have to say it?

00:04:28Who has IIT?

00:04:30From IIT Patna,

00:04:32Brother, you?

00:04:32From IIT Delhi.

00:04:33From IIT Delhi, very nice.

00:04:34Which year did you have done?

00:04:37What is it now?

00:04:38Second year.

00:04:39Second year, okay.

00:04:42There are a lot of science here.

00:04:43Is there any arts background here, brother?

00:04:45Is it arts?

00:04:46Ma'am, I'm taking the arts.

00:04:48Okay, I'm taking the arts.

00:04:49When you're taking the arts,

00:04:50you had the idea that you would understand

00:04:51your whole life as a loser.

00:04:54Do you know this thing?

00:04:55That you would think people would think

00:04:57their whole life.

00:04:57You wouldn't have married with you.

00:04:59So, did you all clear or not clear?

00:05:02So, how did you take the arts?

00:05:04Meera, there was a CG quiz.

00:05:06First of all, I went to the start of the science class.

00:05:08There are a few weeks you sit in science classes.

00:05:12So, I went to the science class.

00:05:14Okay.

00:05:14And I said, I'll wait for the arts.

00:05:16If I can take the science,

00:05:18then I'm going to take the arts.

00:05:19Okay.

00:05:20Okay, you can come to Mumbai.

00:05:23I thought I was doing a dumb act.

00:05:25I sat here in science.

00:05:27I called myself in arts.

00:05:28I called myself.

00:05:29Hey, brother.

00:05:33I was sitting in a different zone.

00:05:35I was very excited.

00:05:37Very nice, very nice.

00:05:39It's a matter of fact.

00:05:40I think it's very strange that

00:05:40we have to take these heavy decisions in 15 years.

00:05:43Science, commerce, arts.

00:05:44Because I think the trajectory of life is dependent on it.

00:05:47What are you people in this life?

00:05:50Such heavy decisions in 15 years.

00:05:52I think it's very strange.

00:05:52Because the rest of us,

00:05:53the rest of us,

00:05:54the rest of us,

00:05:55we do 18.

00:05:58It's not very strange.

00:05:59Right?

00:06:00Yeah.

00:06:00The rest of us, voting,

00:06:01the rest of us, sex,

00:06:02the rest of us,

00:06:03the rest of us,

00:06:04the rest of us,

00:06:05the rest of us.

00:06:05It's very strange.

00:06:06I want to change the system.

00:06:08Do you guys not want to change the system?

00:06:09Yes.

00:06:10I want to change the system in 15 years.

00:06:12And,

00:06:13uh,

00:06:15who did you say yes?

00:06:16Bencho.

00:06:19My heart is my heart.

00:06:23My heart is my heart.

00:06:24They're doing it alone.

00:06:25My heart is not.

00:06:27You too.

00:06:29It's strange.

00:06:30It's very strange.

00:06:31I want to change the system.

00:06:32I mean,

00:06:33Fitji,

00:06:34you know,

00:06:34Fitji Coaching Institute.

00:06:36There is someone here who is doing it with Fitji,

00:06:38who is doing it currently.

00:06:39Give me a raise of hands.

00:06:40All right.

00:06:41Bye.

00:06:41Okay, okay.

00:06:41Who are you in Fitji?

00:06:43Ghazi?

00:06:47This is your name.

00:06:48Do you know?

00:06:49IIT,

00:06:49do not do it.

00:06:50Fitji has reached

00:06:51and what do you want in life?

00:06:52Okay.

00:06:53You were both in which center?

00:06:54Fitji?

00:06:55What happened then?

00:06:56Dwaraka,

00:06:57what happened then?

00:07:02Where?

00:07:04What?

00:07:05Maha.

00:07:06You are in Agrasen.

00:07:07And you?

00:07:09Banasthali.

00:07:11What the fuck is that,

00:07:12bhai?

00:07:13Allah.

00:07:14What is Banasthali?

00:07:15It's an engineering college,

00:07:16Banasthali's name.

00:07:18Okay,

00:07:18Allah.

00:07:20You have given me here.

00:07:22I will give you a seat exchange.

00:07:25No, no.

00:07:25How did you do it again?

00:07:27Fitji?

00:07:28How did you get friends from there?

00:07:29Ma'am.

00:07:31You went from Sam when you said this.

00:07:34There is no shame.

00:07:35What is the shame?

00:07:37Fitji,

00:07:38I don't know.

00:07:39Fitji is running a very big scam.

00:07:42They keep an entrance exam.

00:07:43How can you say exam when you give admission?

00:07:47How did that exam happen?

00:07:48Someone heard someone from someone's mouth

00:07:50and my Fitji didn't get out.

00:07:52Just right.

00:07:53What?

00:07:53They give admission.

00:07:54Ulta, they are a lot of idiots.

00:07:56There is a narrative fellow that

00:07:57school and coaching are very different.

00:07:58You hear the narrative?

00:08:00That the child can't handle it.

00:08:02Do you know what Fitji has released his crack?

00:08:07Yes.

00:08:08Yes.

00:08:08He went inside the school

00:08:10and got into the pinnacle name

00:08:11and got into the coaching.

00:08:12What is this?

00:08:14You should keep two things different.

00:08:16If you say that

00:08:17we like to watch comedy,

00:08:19but we also like to watch magic shows.

00:08:22So I'll start a little bit of magic.

00:08:24It will not be very strange.

00:08:25If I take off the tape of my hand,

00:08:27let's go,

00:08:27there will be a trick for you guys.

00:08:29Why not?

00:08:30Why not?

00:08:31I'll show you guys a trick.

00:08:32You guys can choose a card.

00:08:34I'll show you guys a trick.

00:08:35I'll show you guys a trick.

00:08:38Oh man.

00:08:41What a audience comes in, brother.

00:08:44I'll show you guys a little bit.

00:08:46I saw a look at her.

00:08:48I'll show you the art form in 400.

00:08:52Don't do this.

00:08:53I'll keep a different stuff.

00:08:56A coach.

00:08:57First of all, I think Fidji's tagline is the worst.

00:09:01Do you remember Fidji's tagline?

00:09:04Fidji's today, I.A.T.E.N.S. tomorrow.

00:09:06Why don't you ask for this gift?

00:09:09Fidji's today, I.A.T.E.N.S. tomorrow.

00:09:11What am I going to die?

00:09:14Yes, Fidji's today, I.A.T.E.N.S. tomorrow.

00:09:16This is their tagline.

00:09:18They give their merchandise to Fidji's bags.

00:09:21It's written on them. It's so bad.

00:09:23Because the child is taking the bags every day for 2 years.

00:09:27And the parents are reading them every day.

00:09:29I.A.T.E.N. tomorrow. I.A.T.E.N. tomorrow.

00:09:31How much shame will they come when they take admission admission for 2 years later.

00:09:38This is not your fault.

00:09:40Your Fidji has given you that fault.

00:09:45What do I think?

00:09:47They keep the tagline on the bags.

00:09:51I.A.T.E.N.S. tomorrow.

00:09:53I saw this.

00:09:54I was fighting for a fight.

00:09:55Fidji's in the center.

00:09:56My mother is fighting.

00:09:57She's fighting for a child.

00:09:58She gave her a bag.

00:09:59She gave her a bag.

00:10:00She's got the bag.

00:10:02She's got the bag.

00:10:03She's got the bag.

00:10:04She's got the bag.

00:10:05She's got the bag.

00:10:06What a middle class thing.

00:10:07I said, Indian parents can do it.

00:10:09My mother said,

00:10:10She said,

00:10:11She's got the full body check-up.

00:10:12She's got nothing.

00:10:15She's got the bag.

00:10:17She's got the bag.

00:10:18She's got the bag.

00:10:19She's got the bag.

00:10:20What are you talking about, Mom?

00:10:21I said,

00:10:23Put pressure on the I.A.T.E.N.S.

00:10:25What was your motivation for I.A.T.E.N.S.?

00:10:30What happened?

00:10:33What happened?

00:10:34She fell on her side.

00:10:36Motivation?

00:10:37She's got the bag.

00:10:38She killed her.

00:10:42I heard that Chagolajay.

00:10:43That's enough.

00:10:44This is a problem.

00:10:45You know?

00:10:46This is a big issue.

00:10:47And I know you personally,

00:10:49I don't know the respect of I.A.T.N.S.

00:10:50I don't know the respect of I.A.T.N.S.

00:10:52I don't know the respect of I.A.T.N.S.

00:10:54I don't know the respect of them.

00:10:56That's one reason.

00:10:57The respect of other professionals is made.

00:10:59If someone is a doctor,

00:11:00he's doing a doctor.

00:11:01He's saying the name of God.

00:11:02He's saying the name of God.

00:11:03He's saying the army.

00:11:04He's saying the guardian.

00:11:05He's saying the I.A.T.N.S.

00:11:07These are the I.A.T.N.S.

00:11:08What do we do with the third POV?

00:11:10These are on Amazon Flipkart,

00:11:11in Sirgiz Amato.

00:11:12They're doing the same thing.

00:11:14They're doing the same thing.

00:11:15This is core.

00:11:17I don't have a right word for them now.

00:11:20But now, I want to call them Dalla.

00:11:23Okay?

00:11:24It's not super anything.

00:11:25You can see,

00:11:26I'll talk about them sometimes.

00:11:27They're always in flex mode.

00:11:28They're always in chowder.

00:11:29They're always in your I.A.T.N.s friends.

00:11:31Are you friends of I.A.T.N.s friends?

00:11:32Are you friends of I.A.T.N.?

00:11:33I've seen their tone as well.

00:11:35My friends,

00:11:36I'm talking to them.

00:11:37What are you doing today?

00:11:38I'm working on the recommendation model.

00:11:41Okay.

00:11:42What is the recommendation model?

00:11:43I'm going to add a little bread on the Blinkit.

00:11:45You'll show butter.

00:11:46Wow.

00:11:47What a recommendation.

00:11:48I'll show the tomato sauce.

00:11:50I bought a cigarette from Panwadi.

00:11:52He offered me a centerfresh.

00:11:53I'm going to be an I.A.T.N.

00:11:54You're going to be an I.A.T.N.

00:11:55I'm like,

00:11:56I'm going to be an I.A.T.N.

00:11:57I'm going to be a machine learning.

00:11:58I'm going to be an I.A.T.N.

00:12:01It's very strange.

00:12:02The I.A.T.N.s are the most important ones.

00:12:04I.A.T.N.s are the most important ones.

00:12:05Because they don't have sheet knowledge.

00:12:07Okay.

00:12:08They are nerds.

00:12:09They go to Bumble Tinder.

00:12:11And from the photo,

00:12:12I.A.T.N.s are the most important ones.

00:12:14With them,

00:12:15you never go on a date.

00:12:16You perform so much.

00:12:17I didn't do it.

00:12:18You're sitting there.

00:12:19You're sitting there.

00:12:20You're talking about this.

00:12:21You heard me.

00:12:22I heard him.

00:12:23He said,

00:12:24Newton's third law.

00:12:29The girl was a little irritated.

00:12:30He said,

00:12:31He said,

00:12:32He said,

00:12:33He said,

00:12:34He said,

00:12:35You're seeing light,

00:12:36both of them are the same.

00:12:37The bulb is the same.

00:12:38But he knows why dim is it.

00:12:40There's a lot of resistance.

00:12:42Ohm's law.

00:12:44The girl is saying,

00:12:45What a matter of this.

00:12:46Very nice.

00:12:47He said,

00:12:48He said,

00:12:49He said,

00:12:50He said,

00:12:51He said,

00:12:52He said,

00:12:53He said,

00:12:54He said,

00:12:55He said,

00:12:56He said,

00:12:57I don't like this.

00:12:58I really like it.

00:12:59I don't like it.

00:13:00I don't know why I wanted to do it.

00:13:01Mom,

00:13:02I also understand that

00:13:03there was a lot of pressure on them.

00:13:05He said,

00:13:06He's a single parent,

00:13:07right?

00:13:08My mom.

00:13:09Is there any single parent here?

00:13:11Tell him.

00:13:12The outcome of the single parent.

00:13:14What's your mother and father?

00:13:17Who's the death?

00:13:18Papa.

00:13:19Who's the death?

00:13:20Who's the death?

00:13:21Who's the death?

00:13:22Who's the death?

00:13:24How can you fuck up?

00:13:26What's the death?

00:13:27What's the death?

00:13:28What's the death?

00:13:29I'm going to articulate it.

00:13:30It was a 50% probability.

00:13:32It was a wrong answer.

00:13:33I was going to frame it so beautifully.

00:13:35Papa, you're alive.

00:13:36You're dead.

00:13:37You're dead.

00:13:38You're dead.

00:13:39One second.

00:13:40One second.

00:13:41One second.

00:13:42One second.

00:13:43One second.

00:13:44One second.

00:13:45One second.

00:13:46One second.

00:13:47One second.

00:13:48What's your name?

00:13:49Ansh.

00:13:50Ansh?

00:13:51Okay.

00:13:52It's a risky name already.

00:13:54Ansh.

00:13:55Who's the Ansh now?

00:13:57I don't know what happens, brother.

00:13:59I don't know what happens.

00:14:01I don't know what happens.

00:14:02Who's alive in my mother and father?

00:14:04Mother is alive.

00:14:05Both are alive.

00:14:06I'm not doing a show.

00:14:08Both are alive.

00:14:10You're listening to me.

00:14:11I'm asking...

00:14:12What's your mother?

00:14:13Is that she...

00:14:14I don't know.

00:14:16I don't know.

00:14:17I don't know.

00:14:18I don't know who's the case.

00:14:19Oh...

00:14:21Oh...

00:14:22Oh...

00:14:23Oh...

00:14:24Oh...

00:14:25Oh...

00:14:26You're getting into black community?

00:14:29Don't leave them, brother.

00:14:31Oh...

00:14:32So that's your case.

00:14:33No, I'm asking that case.

00:14:34With whose single parent's money...

00:14:36Yes ma'am.

00:14:37What's your name?

00:14:38Rashi.

00:14:39Rashi.

00:14:40Who's your mother and father's life?

00:14:43I'm a mother.

00:14:44Huh?

00:14:45Mother is a mother.

00:14:46The rest of you guys...

00:14:47that you guys want to talk to me?

00:14:48I'm like, okay, sure.

00:14:49We are both.

00:14:51I want to tell you how much life is a single parent.

00:14:55Rashi, you may have to relate to it. It's very tough.

00:14:57Because if there's so much money in insurance,

00:15:00then the person...

00:15:04I don't understand how to handle all the...

00:15:08how to hide from relatives.

00:15:10It's very tough, bro.

00:15:11So I have an idea.

00:15:14No, it's very tough.

00:15:15My mother told me that you have to play your mother

00:15:20and you also have to play your father.

00:15:23So mother started drinking water.

00:15:29And she started drinking water.

00:15:34She had to do this.

00:15:38So mother told me that no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:40You have to play your father in upbringing.

00:15:42So I saw that mother, in a very convenient place,

00:15:45in a very selective place,

00:15:46father's role play.

00:15:48Like when the child was coming to the kids.

00:15:50Then he was a father's voice.

00:15:53And I saw that he was better performing with father.

00:15:56And the same as tuition and fees,

00:15:59then he was a voice of a new voice.

00:16:00And I saw that he was going to play with father.

00:16:02And I saw that he was going to play with father.

00:16:04That's the way.

00:16:06I was like,

00:16:07power came, right?

00:16:08Mother told me,

00:16:09power and money,

00:16:10like the people are crazy.

00:16:13I'll explain it to you.

00:16:15Who has seen Big Boss here?

00:16:16Big Boss?

00:16:17Have you seen it?

00:16:19Okay.

00:16:20Look, what are you judging by yourself?

00:16:24You look like Bigg Boss.

00:16:26Don't blame yourself.

00:16:28What are you judging by them?

00:16:30Look, if someone is an average comedian,

00:16:33then they would have fun.

00:16:35That's okay.

00:16:37But I am a below average comedian.

00:16:42Who has heard the loser of heavy news.

00:16:45In Bigg Boss, like on the weekend, Salman Khan,

00:16:48this character, my mother gave us that character.

00:16:51And I was like,

00:16:53don't do this weekend at home, please.

00:16:56I made a change in my mother's tone.

00:16:58It was a strange tone.

00:16:59One day, they would say,

00:17:00remember one thing.

00:17:04Jua!

00:17:09Someone said,

00:17:10Who?

00:17:11I was like,

00:17:12Rapper or Rapper,

00:17:17why are you doing it?

00:17:18What happened here?

00:17:19I was really in the gang.

00:17:20What happened?

00:17:21Kareem Adur Jujwari,

00:17:22he always wins his first bet

00:17:24because he's being a beginner.

00:17:25But he loses his second bet.

00:17:26But he loses his second bet.

00:17:27He loses his first bet.

00:17:28So he plays.

00:17:29Then he loses.

00:17:30He loses.

00:17:31He loses this loop.

00:17:32He loses his home.

00:17:33He loses his car.

00:17:34He loses his grandma.

00:17:35I thought he loses his grandma.

00:17:36But he loses his grandma.

00:17:37He loses his depression.

00:17:38He loses suicide.

00:17:39No one knows about him.

00:17:41and then.

00:17:46I said, Mom, I just skipped a couple of times.

00:17:52Who does that change from your old daughter?

00:17:54Why would I be depressed?

00:17:57It was weird.

00:17:58Because my dad was a bad cop, and Mom was a good cop.

00:18:00Now, Mom and Dad are playing a bad cop,

00:18:02so Mom was a bad cop.

00:18:03There was no good cop.

00:18:04We were missing my mother's mother's mother.

00:18:05So, we didn't get back to our mother.

00:18:08So, we knew that this is a movie on a tree.

00:18:10We knew that this is a movie.

00:18:11So, we knew that.

00:18:12Did you see the movie?

00:18:13There was a beautiful Bond in her mother's mother's mother.

00:18:15Do you know how many people are?

00:18:16Yes.

00:18:17So, I and my brother started to show the movie.

00:18:19Mom and Mom came from the movie,

00:18:21and we asked Mom, how did you feel?

00:18:23And Mom said,

00:18:24Mom, this is a Yohan Awasthi girl.

00:18:30Mom, the Yohan Awasthi was a big boy.

00:18:32It was a small movie in Ishaa Awasthi.

00:18:35She said, she was crazy at the end.

00:18:40Oh, man.

00:18:42The whole plan is chopped, man.

00:18:46Your mother's mother's mother,

00:18:50what are you laughing?

00:18:51You are very late.

00:18:52You are very late.

00:18:53You are very late.

00:18:54Go sit on the stool.

00:18:58Sitting here.

00:18:59It's true.

00:19:00It's true.

00:19:01It's true.

00:19:04IIT.

00:19:05IIT.

00:19:06IIT.

00:19:07IIT.

00:19:08IIT.

00:19:09IIT.

00:19:10IIT.

00:19:11IIT.

00:19:12IIT.

00:19:13IIT.

00:19:14IIT.

00:19:15IIT.

00:19:16IIT.

00:19:17IIT.

00:19:18IIT.

00:19:19IIT.

00:19:20IIT.

00:19:21IIT.

00:19:22IIT.

00:19:23IIT.

00:19:24IIT.

00:19:25IIT.

00:19:27IIT.

00:19:28You have won your first vet.

00:19:34Because you have a beginner.

00:19:42My grandma and brother was Yohan Abasthi.

00:19:45I was crazy.

00:19:47Don't put money on me.

00:19:49I went to Fidji.

00:19:50I was thinking about the purpose of IIT.

00:19:52What purpose is my IIT.

00:19:53I searched online why I wanted to go to IIT.

00:19:56Why do I respect IIT.

00:19:57That's why I wanted to go to IIT.

00:19:59Because if you do IIT, society respects you.

00:20:04This is a paradox.

00:20:06I didn't understand.

00:20:07I went to my grandma and said,

00:20:08Why are you doing IIT?

00:20:09After I talk to my grandma, I will clear my grandma.

00:20:11She knew about IIT.

00:20:14I was thinking that my grandma knew only the word about IIT.

00:20:17She said,

00:20:18I'm telling you.

00:20:19Someone went and asked if you were preparing IIT.

00:20:22My grandma said,

00:20:23Yes.

00:20:24Then you have to say it confidently.

00:20:25That's the Indian Institute of Terrorism.

00:20:26The Indian Institute of Terrorism.

00:20:30I said,

00:20:31Here's my grandma.

00:20:33I hear the central government fund.

00:20:37I don't know my grandma.

00:20:38I asked a friend.

00:20:39She was intelligent.

00:20:41She saw that IIT was very smart.

00:20:43Very intelligent.

00:20:44Super intelligent.

00:20:45What's the name of you?

00:20:46What's the name of me?

00:20:47Here's someone who has a character name.

00:20:48Basically.

00:20:49There are people that have their own name.

00:20:50Here's someone who has your character name.

00:20:51Because I know the issue.

00:20:52I'm planning on this on YouTube.

00:20:54I cannot use a character name.

00:20:56So, I can't use a character name.

00:20:58Someone is here who identifies yourself as an intelligent person.

00:21:08What are you doing?

00:21:10Huh?

00:21:11Yash.

00:21:12What was the criteria for you to stand up?

00:21:16Huh?

00:21:18What?

00:21:19What?

00:21:23You must be...

00:21:24Huh?

00:21:25You must feel it.

00:21:26You must feel it.

00:21:27You must feel it.

00:21:28You must feel it.

00:21:29What are you doing here?

00:21:34No.

00:21:35No.

00:21:36Yash has a candidate.

00:21:37What's your name?

00:21:38Arnav.

00:21:39Arnav.

00:21:40What have you done in your life?

00:21:43That's it.

00:21:44It's like a little bit.

00:21:46It's like NIT and NIT.

00:21:48NSUT.

00:21:49That's good.

00:21:50Arnav.

00:21:51What are you doing?

00:21:52Yash.

00:21:53What are you doing?

00:21:54We've been doing it.

00:21:55We've been doing it.

00:21:56We've been doing it.

00:21:57We've been doing it.

00:21:58We've been doing it.

00:21:59We've been doing it.

00:22:00And how are you going to the 12th?

00:22:02What's your number?

00:22:03I'm doing it now.

00:22:04How many are you doing in the 10th?

00:22:05How many are you doing in the 10th?

00:22:06The 10th is good.

00:22:0799%?

00:22:08COVID.

00:22:09Fuck.

00:22:1499%

00:22:15I'm doing it.

00:22:16I'm giving it.

00:22:17I'm doing it.

00:22:18Thank you, brother.

00:22:19I'm giving it.

00:22:20I'm giving it.

00:22:21I'm giving it.

00:22:22I'm giving it.

00:22:23I'm giving it.

00:22:24I'm giving it.

00:22:25We'll be doing it.

00:22:26Arnav's name.

00:22:27So Arnav's name is Arnav.

00:22:30He was a very cute guy.

00:22:32I'm sorry.

00:22:34I'm sorry.

00:22:36He was very intelligent. Super intelligent.

00:22:38He was very much.

00:22:40How do you understand?

00:22:42Some kids who are very much like a subject.

00:22:44What do they say?

00:22:46Sexual.

00:22:48He was very much like one night

00:22:50to tell him about HC Varma.

00:22:52He was a physics lover.

00:22:54He was very much loving physics.

00:22:56He had weird things.

00:22:58Like when someone comes out of syllabus,

00:23:00he was talking to teachers.

00:23:02He was also talking to teachers.

00:23:04But he was talking to teachers.

00:23:06He would explain us

00:23:08that your conservation of energy is clear,

00:23:10so you can do anything.

00:23:12He would say,

00:23:14don't do such things.

00:23:16He would say that your child would kill you.

00:23:18He would say,

00:23:20that he would never make my boots.

00:23:22That's a violation of thermodynamics.

00:23:24He would say,

00:23:26that he would kill me.

00:23:28He would say,

00:23:30how do I talk about this?

00:23:32He would say,

00:23:34I would say,

00:23:36I have become a new friend,

00:23:38who was from Ameer at home.

00:23:40That's why I didn't become friends.

00:23:42I will tell you the reason.

00:23:44Because a lot of people have a motivation for IIT

00:23:46that it's a package of 1 crore.

00:23:48I have become a friend,

00:23:50because it's a family business.

00:23:52One thing that I talked about

00:23:54is that

00:23:55the

00:23:56children,

00:23:57aspirants,

00:23:58some people have been filled with their minds.

00:24:00They are now excited for false things.

00:24:02IIT is a very different reason.

00:24:04I asked him, why do IIT do it?

00:24:06I said,

00:24:07brother,

00:24:08the campus of IIT,

00:24:09right?

00:24:10They are very big.

00:24:13They are on the ground of a thousand acres.

00:24:16I said,

00:24:18I said,

00:24:19you are a kid.

00:24:20How are you talking about this?

00:24:22I said,

00:24:23Madhur,

00:24:24you are not understanding.

00:24:25There are very big campuses,

00:24:26and the size matters.

00:24:27My ex said,

00:24:28I said,

00:24:29he has a different context.

00:24:31Why did you get a campus?

00:24:33And the reason of your breakup is now.

00:24:35I said,

00:24:37Madhur,

00:24:38you are not taking me seriously.

00:24:39There are so big campuses,

00:24:41that there is a hockey ground.

00:24:42Hockey ground.

00:24:46Who is playing hockey?

00:24:48Who is playing hockey?

00:24:49Who is playing hockey?

00:24:50You are also playing hockey.

00:24:51You have a friend who asked you,

00:24:52I am going to play hockey for you.

00:24:54Who is hockey?

00:24:55I will tell you a fact about hockey.

00:24:57In India,

00:24:58as many people play hockey,

00:24:59they are all in India's teams.

00:25:05That's not enough.

00:25:07Tell me,

00:25:08Arnav,

00:25:09you will start today,

00:25:10tomorrow you will become a district level champion.

00:25:11There is no competition.

00:25:15I said,

00:25:16what other reason is your IIT?

00:25:17I said,

00:25:18Kera,

00:25:19those festivals,

00:25:20crazy festivals.

00:25:23Arijit Singh comes to perform.

00:25:26Arijit Singh, Madhur,

00:25:27Arijit Singh performs.

00:25:28I just love Arijit,

00:25:29and I cried.

00:25:30I said,

00:25:31You don't need Arijit Singh,

00:25:32you are like that.

00:25:36I said, Madhur,

00:25:37why don't you take me seriously?

00:25:38I said,

00:25:39you are like that.

00:25:40I said,

00:25:41you are like the speed of the internet.

00:25:43It's very serious.

00:25:45I said,

00:25:46what does it mean?

00:25:50What does it mean?

00:25:54Then I am a little motivated.

00:25:57I said,

00:25:58I have made a paper.

00:25:59I have made a paper.

00:26:00I have made a paper,

00:26:01I have made a paper in India,

00:26:02a series that has made fitzjiwaal.

00:26:03He has made a rank,

00:26:04it has 15,000 seats in it.

00:26:05They have predicted under 100,

00:26:06100,

00:26:07500,

00:26:081000,

00:26:092000,

00:26:10I have made paper,

00:26:11they have made a paper.

00:26:12Beyond 15,000,

00:26:15till infinity.

00:26:16I said, how is this?

00:26:18I was able to do it myself.

00:26:20Why did you do it for me?

00:26:22My mother saw that she didn't come to the number

00:26:24so she started her own money.

00:26:26She said, because she will do a lot of money.

00:26:28And you know what parents do

00:26:30in their part?

00:26:32They ask for money.

00:26:34Do you know what money?

00:26:36Money is a very good thing.

00:26:38Don't start money.

00:26:40I got to know that it was very good.

00:26:42Who thought was very smart.

00:26:44He didn't play on the small level.

00:26:46He challenged directly God.

00:26:48That's right.

00:26:52Do it.

00:26:54That's great.

00:26:55And the best part is that it's a post paid plan.

00:26:59First God will prove his existence.

00:27:01Then he will raise his hands.

00:27:03What the truth.

00:27:05Very good.

00:27:08I feel like the one who discovered the mind

00:27:11was just a girl.

00:27:13Because he has reversed psychology with God.

00:27:16He is still saying.

00:27:18How do I understand?

00:27:19Oh!

00:27:22It's strange.

00:27:23My mother went all in.

00:27:24She was working very hard.

00:27:25My mother went to the temple.

00:27:27She introduced me to the pundit.

00:27:29And my mother said,

00:27:30I always introduced me to the pundit.

00:27:32I was introduced to the pundit.

00:27:33I was introduced to the pundit.

00:27:34I was introduced to the pundit.

00:27:35Do something, man.

00:27:36I mean,

00:27:37I've been telling him for some days.

00:27:38He said,

00:27:39What happened?

00:27:40A disk is actually paper.

00:27:41The pundit has also been a scammer.

00:27:43The pundit is also a scammer.

00:27:44The pundit is also a scammer.

00:27:45It's also a scammer.

00:27:46He took a batam from the gym.

00:27:47He didn't know how long I did have to study it.

00:27:48He took a batam from the gym.

00:27:50He took a batam and told him.

00:27:51The mother said,

00:27:52My mother told me to open it for half an hour before the paper.

00:27:55It will happen.

00:27:58I ate it for half an hour before the paper.

00:28:00It's not my heart.

00:28:04My mother thought that probably not bad luck.

00:28:07My mother told me to take a drop for one year.

00:28:09Then I confirmed that my mother was a bad boy in childhood.

00:28:14I was sitting wrong with my back-to-back.

00:28:17I went to the drop in Vidya Mandir classes.

00:28:18Do you know the people of Vidya Mandir classes?

00:28:20Way better than Fitji.

00:28:22It's very better.

00:28:23Who is doing it?

00:28:24Why are you doing it?

00:28:25I'm from the drop.

00:28:27You don't know about their services.

00:28:29Do you remember the modules that were laminated in Vidya Mandir?

00:28:33Do you know that there are laminated modules?

00:28:34So that when children are reading, they don't have paper.

00:28:38I care for such a level, kids.

00:28:40You are not grateful.

00:28:45They also tell you.

00:28:46Which Vidya Mandir did you?

00:28:47And how did you do so bad?

00:28:52After all you did it, it was aggrasin.

00:28:55What?

00:28:57What are you happy?

00:29:00It's true.

00:29:01What's your name now?

00:29:02Ayushi.

00:29:03Ayushi.

00:29:04Which Vidya Mandir is from the center?

00:29:05I understand.

00:29:06I understand.

00:29:08It's a small dharka.

00:29:11There's no one at all.

00:29:14Tricks tell us in coaching.

00:29:15If there's any question tough, don't waste time.

00:29:17If there's any big question, you'll also know.

00:29:19If there's any big question, you'll waste time.

00:29:21I'm a little motivated, studying modules.

00:29:23But I thought that I was studying modules before.

00:29:26In FITG.

00:29:27I have to do something different.

00:29:28I'm studying a different book.

00:29:29So I have to study a different book.

00:29:31I got a lot of hope that I'll get my IIT.

00:29:34Do you want to guess?

00:29:34What?

00:29:35RD Sharma.

00:29:36Close, close.

00:29:37And someone should guess here?

00:29:38RS Agarwal.

00:29:41No, no.

00:29:42H-C-U-R.

00:29:43Close, close.

00:29:45Oh, very close, very close.

00:29:46I'll tell you.

00:29:47I've done the secret by doing a book.

00:29:51Those who don't know, they're a self-help book.

00:29:55It's a lot of books.

00:29:56Who has a secret idea here?

00:29:58Or then you've studied a little bit?

00:30:00Give me a raise of hands?

00:30:01Alright.

00:30:02Okay.

00:30:02Those who don't have a secret context,

00:30:04I'll tell you.

00:30:05There's a lot of books.

00:30:06I'll complete the dream of someone's dream today.

00:30:09I'll tell you how to do something.

00:30:12Who will complete the dream of someone's dream?

00:30:18Hello, brother.

00:30:19What's your name, brother?

00:30:21Aman.

00:30:21Aman?

00:30:22Aman, brother.

00:30:22What are you doing in life now?

00:30:28Okay.

00:30:30You're doing college?

00:30:36Your dream is an English course.

00:30:40No, no, brother.

00:30:41What's going on?

00:30:42It's a wrong thing.

00:30:43It's a wrong thing.

00:30:44It's a little bit.

00:30:46Our Hindi language is coming.

00:30:49What are you studying at the college now?

00:30:52Artists.

00:30:53Huh?

00:30:54Art?

00:30:54Fine arts.

00:30:55Oh, oh, fuck.

00:30:58My friend has done it.

00:31:00He's very good.

00:31:01I mean, nothing happens after that.

00:31:04What are you doing?

00:31:04You're a teacher?

00:31:05You're a teacher?

00:31:05You're a teacher of the third class.

00:31:06I'm a teacher of the third class.

00:31:11You are a teacher of your dream.

00:31:12Your dream is something I can be told immediately.

00:31:14But I can go through to my dream.

00:31:16I won't do something like you have to do in fine arts.

00:31:19Just aren't you doing something in fine arts.

00:31:21Just?

00:31:22Open.

00:31:23Think.

00:31:25In the direction of comedy.

00:31:26In the direction of comedy.

00:31:28This is your dream.

00:31:31Who are you, brother?

00:31:34Who are you?

00:31:35Huh?

00:31:37Yes, I'm going to do it.

00:31:38Who will guide her?

00:31:44I won't start the show in front of the show.

00:31:46Tell me who you are.

00:31:54Tell me, brother.

00:31:55Tell me some crazy things.

00:31:57You have to become an art director.

00:31:59Okay.

00:32:01This is the most wildest.

00:32:03Alright.

00:32:04Is there anything successful?

00:32:06Move you again?

00:32:07It flopped then?

00:32:10Do you see another one?

00:32:12Tell me, brother.

00:32:16You are an art director.

00:32:19Okay.

00:32:21No, no.

00:32:22I'm telling you the trick.

00:32:23I have written an art director.

00:32:25Okay.

00:32:26Do you know Amann?

00:32:28Do you know Amann?

00:32:30By...

00:32:32By?

00:32:33By Universe.

00:32:34By Universe.

00:32:35By Universe.

00:32:37Yes.

00:32:38Okay.

00:32:39This is your dream.

00:32:42Okay.

00:32:43Do you have nothing to do with it?

00:32:47Don't do that too.

00:32:50You don't have to do it.

00:32:51You don't have to do it.

00:32:52You don't have to do it.

00:32:53What do you have to do?

00:32:54You have to go to your house.

00:32:55You have to go to your house.

00:32:56You have to wake up every morning.

00:32:57Every day.

00:32:58You have to see it.

00:32:59Okay.

00:33:00You have to do it in a loop.

00:33:01This is called Law of Attraction.

00:33:03Okay.

00:33:04Manifestation.

00:33:05Okay.

00:33:06You have to pass them.

00:33:07You have to pass them.

00:33:11Look.

00:33:12This is the way.

00:33:13Okay.

00:33:14You don't have to do anything every day.

00:33:16You don't have to do anything.

00:33:18You don't have to do anything.

00:33:19You don't have to do anything like fine arts.

00:33:21You don't have to do anything like that.

00:33:22Look at the door.

00:33:23Every day.

00:33:24Think.

00:33:25Then look at it.

00:33:26If there is no reason.

00:33:27So, whatever bad in my mind.

00:33:28That is the author's bug.

00:33:32Will I take a bite?

00:33:34My job is the same.

00:33:35You know?

00:33:37This is the secret.

00:33:38Now, I'll tell you the context.

00:33:39They talk about Law of Attraction.

00:33:40They say that if you have to achieve anything.

00:33:42Then think that you have done.

00:33:44Then you have to do it.

00:33:45This is the same.

00:33:46If you have to shift someone from Australia.

00:33:47Then tell you this trick.

00:33:48If you have to shift Australia.

00:33:49Then why do you have furniture on your house?

00:33:52That's all.

00:33:54Why do you have clothes in Alvira?

00:33:55Put it in a suitcase.

00:33:56Why don't you take a ticket?

00:33:58Why don't you take a ticket?

00:33:59Why don't you take a ticket?

00:34:01Sit alone.

00:34:02Think I'm in Australia.

00:34:05Then I go.

00:34:07I know that it's very big.

00:34:08That's it.

00:34:09If you don't buy Lamborghini,

00:34:10then do test drive.

00:34:11Feel.

00:34:12Do test drive.

00:34:13Do.

00:34:14Do.

00:34:15Do.

00:34:16Do.

00:34:17Take it.

00:34:18That's it.

00:34:19I know that it's very good.

00:34:21I'm an IITian.

00:34:24I went to IIT Delhi for feel.

00:34:25To feel.

00:34:26I'm angry.

00:34:27And the gardener will stop.

00:34:28Where are you going?

00:34:29I told you.

00:34:30Let's go.

00:34:31Where are I-card?

00:34:32I don't have I-card.

00:34:33I don't have I-card.

00:34:34I told you.

00:34:35I told you.

00:34:36You look like this.

00:34:37You are a PhD student.

00:34:39I told you.

00:34:42No, no.

00:34:43V-tech.

00:34:44V-tech student.

00:34:45I told you.

00:34:46Where are I-card?

00:34:47I told you.

00:34:48From here.

00:34:49From here.

00:34:50From here.

00:34:51They say,

00:34:52My brother,

00:34:53take this.

00:34:54Take this.

00:34:59How do I talk about this tone?

00:35:01I don't have respect.

00:35:03I came back.

00:35:05I came back.

00:35:06I came back.

00:35:07I told you.

00:35:08I didn't see anything.

00:35:09So I took a marker.

00:35:10I went to my door.

00:35:11I wrote I-I-T-D.

00:35:13I wrote it.

00:35:14Okay?

00:35:15With a permanent marker.

00:35:16Once again.

00:35:17My mother was in the room.

00:35:18And my mother told me.

00:35:19What are you doing?

00:35:20What are you doing on the door?

00:35:21What is this?

00:35:22I told you.

00:35:23My mother.

00:35:24Attraction law.

00:35:25Attraction law of attraction.

00:35:26Manifestation.

00:35:27What is this?

00:35:29I told you.

00:35:31My mother.

00:35:32I told you.

00:35:33You haven't read the secret.

00:35:34Where are you coming from?

00:35:35I told you.

00:35:36I told you.

00:35:37Wow, brother.

00:35:39I told you.

00:35:40I told you.

00:35:41You asked me for last year.

00:35:42But it didn't happen.

00:35:43I told you.

00:35:44I asked me seriously.

00:35:45I told you.

00:35:46I told you.

00:35:47I told you.

00:35:48I told you.

00:35:49I told you.

00:35:50I told you.

00:35:51I won't come normally.

00:35:52I will start with moonwalk.

00:35:54Then I will do a little cartwheel.

00:35:56Then I will reach.

00:35:58I told you.

00:35:59It's a little different.

00:36:00How are you reaching for the venue?

00:36:02I told you.

00:36:03I told you.

00:36:04I told you.

00:36:05I told you.

00:36:06Is it not?

00:36:07I told you.

00:36:10I was watching this.

00:36:11I told you.

00:36:12My mom.

00:36:13She asked me.

00:36:14And she said.

00:36:15And she wrote it.

00:36:16I was written in my permanent market.

00:36:18Now it's wasted.

00:36:20I told you.

00:36:21I told you.

00:36:22I was hearing this.

00:36:23What does she mean?

00:36:24I told you.

00:36:25I told you.

00:36:26My mom.

00:36:27I told you.

00:36:28Where will she wash the white wash?

00:36:29Where will she wash the white wash?

00:36:30I thought, Mom, what is the insurance?

00:36:34What is the insurance money?

00:36:36No insurance money is saved.

00:36:37First, I put it in FitG, $4,000,000.

00:36:40Then I put it in FitG, $2,000,000.

00:36:41Then I put it in Vidya Mandir, $2,000,000.

00:36:42All of them are finished.

00:36:43You have to do it.

00:36:44You have no option.

00:36:45You have pressure from relative.

00:36:46And what is your job in drop year?

00:36:49You have to do it for IIT.

00:36:50So, IIT will go out and what will you do?

00:36:51There is no option.

00:36:55I thought, Mom, you have pressure.

00:36:57I said, there is pressure.

00:36:59Why won't you do the pressure?

00:37:00I said, why do you listen to relatives?

00:37:03Why do you listen to relatives?

00:37:04I said, Mom, I can't block them from my life.

00:37:11I said, I can't block them from your life.

00:37:14I said, what did I say?

00:37:15I said, nothing, nothing.

00:37:16I said, Mom, you have to do it.

00:37:19Motivate yourself.

00:37:20It doesn't happen to write anything like that.

00:37:22And I said, I went out of this room.

00:37:25So, I wrote a new dream on my vision board.

00:37:29I said, Relatives are blocking my mom.

00:37:33Mom, they are blocking me.

00:37:35I had to feel a little guilty.

00:37:39And I started watching a little motivational video.

00:37:43I will not see you from them.

00:37:45I have seen Sandeep Maheshwari's son.

00:37:47I don't know who he is at that time.

00:37:51He is still on the peak at that time.

00:37:53But I thought, I have not enough motivation.

00:37:57I am not so motivated.

00:37:59Oh, I will ask you to ask, if for a girl,

00:38:02there is no attraction for a girl.

00:38:03Okay?

00:38:04So, there is another attraction.

00:38:05Second, which is?

00:38:06LADKI.

00:38:08LADKI.

00:38:08Yes, thank you, ma'am.

00:38:09You said, I am glad I asked the same question yesterday.

00:38:12He said,

00:38:12The girl's main point is the right answer.

00:38:24I know about a girl, whose name was

00:38:27.

00:38:27Okay?

00:38:28.

00:38:29She is a very beautiful girl,

00:38:31who is very beautiful.

00:38:33How do you think?

00:38:35Very.

00:38:37I will tell you the reason why my motivation became.

00:38:39Actually, we cannot use names.

00:38:43So, we figure out another name.

00:38:45But I will tell you the rank of her.

00:38:46Basically, her rank came.

00:38:47All India rank.

00:38:49I will tell you the rank of her.

00:38:50I will give you the hint.

00:38:50Basically, under 30 and above 28.

00:38:54So, okay?

00:38:57I will tell you the idea of her.

00:39:00She was very beautiful.

00:39:02I mean,

00:39:03we also figured out a name.

00:39:07There is someone who has a beautiful and intelligent identity.

00:39:14Are these my Razor fans?

00:39:19We have one.

00:39:20The rest, I would like to ask all of the girls

00:39:22if you don't come to your Instagram self-love reels.

00:39:26Yeah?

00:39:28What's your name?

00:39:30Himanshi.

00:39:31Himanshi?

00:39:32Do you identify yourself beautiful and intelligent?

00:39:34Yes, sir.

00:39:35Okay.

00:39:36I would like to use the word of Absara.

00:39:39You can use Himanshi too.

00:39:44But what is the problem?

00:39:45If I use Himanshi,

00:39:46what do you think?

00:39:50What do you use?

00:39:50Himanshi or Absara?

00:39:51What is the problem with the audience?

00:39:56Then, Absara, Absara, Absara.

00:39:58Okay.

00:39:58Himanshi, just what have you done in your life?

00:40:02Look at your credibility,

00:40:03what do I use Himanshi?

00:40:04Huh?

00:40:06I am a Master's in Applied Mathematics.

00:40:09And my all-in-year, I am 81 IT.

00:40:11Whoa!

00:40:12Right now, I am a mother of a four-month-old.

00:40:14And she...

00:40:15What? What? What? Four-month-old?

00:40:16A four-month-old daughter of Mary.

00:40:17What the matter?

00:40:18But I am a big fan of yours,

00:40:19so it's Remanyu and my husband is outside

00:40:22taking care of her.

00:40:23Oh, yeah.

00:40:24Whoa!

00:40:32I have put a lot of pressure on you.

00:40:37Absara, I'm going to be with you.

00:40:41We will use Himanshi.

00:40:42We will use Himanshi.

00:40:44Okay?

00:40:45He was Himanshi,

00:40:45I'm not a little bit.

00:40:48I'm not a little bit.

00:40:49I'm not a little bit.

00:40:54You guys are getting out of trap.

00:40:56It is so beautiful.

00:40:57I mean,

00:40:57it's so much like,

00:40:58I can...

00:40:59One, two,

00:40:59you guys remember or not.

00:41:00And I will beep.

00:41:03But I'll tell you,

00:41:04because you guys are coming.

00:41:05I'll tell you.

00:41:06I'm my username

00:41:07and underscore.

00:41:10Just let everyone check out, okay?

00:41:12Open account on Instagram.

00:41:13There are 60-70,000 followers of their followers.

00:41:14It's so beautiful.

00:41:15Don't do it now in my show.

00:41:17In the village, it will stop me in the middle of the beach.

00:41:19I'll tell you, bro, you have to take a look at me.

00:41:23Tell me about the spelling of the username.

00:41:27Underscores.

00:41:28Very beautiful.

00:41:28And beautiful.

00:41:30Beautiful is very big in India.

00:41:32You guys understand this.

00:41:33Beautiful is very big.

00:41:35And India is a very weird country.

00:41:36I saw that the whole spectrum has covered.

00:41:39Either beautiful is big,

00:41:41or straight, Zakir Khan likes.

00:41:42You understand?

00:41:42You take a drop completely.

00:41:45It's very beautiful, or the worst?

00:41:49What happened, man?

00:41:51I'm just saying looks-wise.

00:41:53It's just a colourful.

00:41:54And then everyone knows them.

00:41:56And so...

00:41:57This...

00:42:00This is a shout-out, right?

00:42:03This will come from the shout-out, right?

00:42:06It means...

00:42:07To be honest, you have so much...

00:42:09Oh!

00:42:10This is a big thing, man.

00:42:12Because most people look in India,

00:42:14they have a lot of inspiration for them.

00:42:16There's a lot of examples.

00:42:17Zakir Khan is a king.

00:42:18King of...

00:42:21This is a reality, brother.

00:42:24Okay, man.

00:42:25You guys too, right?

00:42:26My voice will sound bad at all.

00:42:27Oh, shit!

00:42:29He said to Zakir.

00:42:31What?

00:42:32You're a big fan.

00:42:33Okay?

00:42:34You're a big fan.

00:42:35Okay?

00:42:36You're a big fan.

00:42:37You're a big fan.

00:42:41No, man.

00:42:42You're a big fan.

00:42:43I mean...

00:42:44I mean...

00:42:45I admire him so much.

00:42:46In fact, my phone's wallpaper was also him.

00:42:50Okay?

00:42:51We do this in childhood.

00:42:52We do this in childhood.

00:42:53I was crazy.

00:42:54I was crazy.

00:42:55I went to Vidya Mandir.

00:42:56I was laughing at my phone's wallpaper.

00:42:57And all my batch mates asked me,

00:42:58Who is this?

00:42:59And I told them,

00:43:00Actually, in IIT Delhi,

00:43:01I took computer science.

00:43:02So, they got all motivated.

00:43:05I tried to work on the whole batch.

00:43:07The Vidya Mandir went to the top.

00:43:08Then my mother went to the top.

00:43:09It was a bit crazy.

00:43:12Just tell you guys.

00:43:14And I...

00:43:1510-10 hours.

00:43:1612-12 hours.

00:43:17After that,

00:43:18I was so serious.

00:43:19I had to go to the IIT.

00:43:20My IIT paper,

00:43:21One day before,

00:43:22It was Bits paper.

00:43:23Are you Bits?

00:43:24Are you Bits planning?

00:43:25Yeah.

00:43:26So, I gave Bits paper.

00:43:27There's my 340 number.

00:43:28And in the 340 number,

00:43:29There's something in Bits.

00:43:30So, I was feeling a bit more.

00:43:31The next day,

00:43:32I had my IIT paper.

00:43:33I was ready.

00:43:34I started the paper.

00:43:36And the maths section.

00:43:37And the first question was,

00:43:39The first one was tough.

00:43:41I thought,

00:43:42Bye.

00:43:43You're making my hair.

00:43:45I was learning.

00:43:47The second one was a little big.

00:43:49I said,

00:43:50Hey, bro.

00:43:51You're getting a little bit.

00:43:52I said,

00:43:53I said,

00:43:54Tough, tough.

00:43:55Big, big.

00:43:58Big, tough.

00:43:59Tough, big.

00:44:01Big, tough.

00:44:02Big, tough.

00:44:03Big, tough.

00:44:04Big, tough.

00:44:05I said,

00:44:06I didn't train for this.

00:44:07I said,

00:44:08I started physics.

00:44:09I said,

00:44:10Hey, Bencho.

00:44:11I didn't get anything in the maths.

00:44:12I said,

00:44:13I read a page there.

00:44:14There's a chapter in the matrix and determinants.

00:44:16There's a chapter in the maths.

00:44:17In that,

00:44:18I put something in the 1-0.

00:44:19So,

00:44:20After I put a hard time,

00:44:22After I put a million dollars,

00:44:24After IIT,

00:44:25Most prestigious college of India.

00:44:271-0.

00:44:281-0.

00:44:291-0.

00:44:30I came to the night,

00:44:31I went home again,

00:44:32And answered me.

00:44:33And my number became

00:44:34Minus 1-0.

00:44:36Minus 1-0.

00:44:37And,

00:44:38As I said,

00:44:39Minus 2 total,

00:44:40It was very bad.

00:44:41And my paper,

00:44:42I gave a carbon copy,

00:44:43It was very bad.

00:44:44And I went to the bedroom,

00:44:46And closed the door.

00:44:47And my mother witnessed this.

00:44:49And my mother was like,

00:44:50My mother thought,

00:44:51This is going to fall.

00:44:52This has happened,

00:44:53This life.

00:44:54First of all,

00:44:55My mother tried to open the door.

00:44:56I said,

00:44:57No, my mother,

00:44:58Leave me alone.

00:44:59So, my mother got a lot of attention.

00:45:00My mother called to my brother.

00:45:01One time,

00:45:02Talk to my brother.

00:45:03I called to my brother.

00:45:04And my brother said,

00:45:05My mother,

00:45:06Don't be angry.

00:45:07I just studied on Kora.

00:45:13Two years ago,

00:45:14I came to Arijit Singh.

00:45:16I said,

00:45:17I didn't listen to Arijit Singh's songs.

00:45:21I said,

00:45:22My mother,

00:45:23What can we do?

00:45:24I said,

00:45:25I took a marker.

00:45:29I made the I,

00:45:30I made the I,

00:45:31I made the D,

00:45:32I made the P,

00:45:33I made the S.

00:45:34I said,

00:45:35This is my destiny.

00:45:36The next day,

00:45:37My brother came,

00:45:38And,

00:45:394-5 hours away.

00:45:40So,

00:45:41My brother was sitting,

00:45:42I was sitting,

00:45:43My mother was sitting.

00:45:44So, my brother,

00:45:45After movie,

00:45:46I was showing my bits.

00:45:47So, I was happy.

00:45:48My mother was also angry.

00:45:49And my brother was just saying,

00:45:50That,

00:45:51It's good.

00:45:52I mean,

00:45:53Bits is good.

00:45:55You see,

00:45:56We always say,

00:45:57Bits is good.

00:45:58Bits is good.

00:45:59Never say Bits is good.

00:46:01IIT is good.

00:46:02And Bits is good.

00:46:03I think,

00:46:04Bits is good.

00:46:05In Bits,

00:46:06Full form is B.

00:46:07Because,

00:46:08He was saying,

00:46:09It's good.

00:46:10If we look at the top ranking,

00:46:11I was saying,

00:46:12In the ranking,

00:46:13There are top 5 IITs.

00:46:14After that,

00:46:15Bits comes.

00:46:16After that,

00:46:17Bits is good.

00:46:18It's like,

00:46:19IIT's good.

00:46:20It's good.

00:46:21And,

00:46:22It's up.

00:46:23I was mad at the top too,

00:46:24I was mad at the top.

00:46:25So, brother,

00:46:26What a tightrope?

00:46:27The same level.

00:46:28It's private,

00:46:29But it's good.

00:46:30So, mum asked,

00:46:31Private?

00:46:32Then,

00:46:33Yes,

00:46:34That's the difference.

00:46:35Mum went out of the room

00:46:36and he came out wearing white sadi.

00:46:43Give me a message to Tauji.

00:46:47My mom doesn't take ownership anywhere.

00:46:51My brother said, no, no.

00:46:52I mean, don't be afraid of it.

00:46:54But my brother had a doubt about it.

00:46:56When the main paper is correct,

00:46:57when the bits is correct,

00:46:58what's wrong with you?

00:46:59You fucked it up, okay?

00:47:01I thought, I don't know what's going on.

00:47:02We put the answer back.

00:47:03And I made my 144 number.

00:47:05And 144, usually,

00:47:06in order to get under 4,000 rank,

00:47:10to get something in IIT Delhi, okay?

00:47:13But there was a catch here,

00:47:14that I had a paper in 2016.

00:47:17Okay?

00:47:17And...

00:47:19In 2016, the paper IIT was made by IIT Madras.

00:47:24And you know, Madrasi,

00:47:26we want to change something.

00:47:29So, they made a paper very tough.

00:47:30Very tough.

00:47:31They thought,

00:47:32we'll only do South Indians,

00:47:33but North Indians will not be able to do it.

00:47:35And they didn't understand that,

00:47:36bro, these competitive exams are related.

00:47:39So, the entire North India was broken.

00:47:41They didn't have a paper wrong.

00:47:43And when it was wrong,

00:47:44what happens?

00:47:45It goes down.

00:47:47I checked my brother's rank,

00:47:49and the rank came,

00:47:503718.

00:47:53Oh, brother.

00:47:55I'm a fool.

00:47:57And so beautiful rank,

00:47:583718.

00:47:59In this case,

00:47:59you get a cow branch in IIT Delhi.

00:48:01Okay?

00:48:02And I had to go to IIT Delhi.

00:48:04I wasn't sexual for any branch.

00:48:06Okay?

00:48:07So, I was very happy.

00:48:08Brother, I killed myself again.

00:48:11I went to my mom.

00:48:13He also said,

00:48:13I wrote a bitch.

00:48:16IIT is the best.

00:48:18Then I came back,

00:48:18and I said,

00:48:19Mom,

00:48:19your son's IIT is out.

00:48:21And the mom said,

00:48:22son,

00:48:24you're dead,

00:48:24I said,

00:48:25you're a bitch.

00:48:25You're a bitch.

00:48:29You got all the credits, bro.

00:48:32I had so much fun.

00:48:34I said,

00:48:36Now, I left him after him.

00:48:38It's trauma.

00:48:38You're a bitch.

00:48:40But here,

00:48:40a beautiful thing,

00:48:41you can see how much it is,

00:48:42that,

00:48:42as soon as IIT,

00:48:44I got the opportunity for my IIT,

00:48:44and I got the opportunity for my IIT.

00:48:47There are some magic tricks that work.

00:48:49There are some things from four.

00:48:50Either

00:48:52the motivation of humanity,

00:48:53right?

00:48:53Or the secret book,

00:48:55or the mannath,

00:48:56or the badam band.

00:48:57There are some things from these four.

00:48:59Actually,

00:49:00we won't really know

00:49:01what works from these four.

00:49:03If we know,

00:49:04then we can complete our dreams.

00:49:07No one can complete it.

00:49:08How much,

00:49:09a small dream,

00:49:10why do we have to complete it?

00:49:12Just become an art director.

00:49:13No one can complete it.

00:49:14No one can complete it.

00:49:17You can achieve anything.

00:49:18If we know the trick,

00:49:19what is the trick?

00:49:20Four things.

00:49:22It's not like relationships.

00:49:24You make four people together,

00:49:25and then choose,

00:49:26who is your soulmate?

00:49:30What happened to you?

00:49:32This is the trick.

00:49:33Your soulmate.

00:49:34Don't do this.

00:49:35Don't do this.

00:49:35You make one person,

00:49:35then break up,

00:49:36then another person.

00:49:36You never know.

00:49:38Because your personality

00:49:39is changing a bit of time.

00:49:40So, at one time,

00:49:41you will think that

00:49:41the other person,

00:49:42now you can understand it.

00:49:44This is the trick.

00:49:45This is the trick.

00:49:46This is the trick.

00:49:48This is the trick.

00:49:49This is the trick.

00:49:50And choose one soulmate.

00:49:51This is the best.

00:49:52This is the model.

00:49:53This is the model.

00:49:54We call it the model.

00:49:55the model.

00:50:04The model is the best.

00:50:06Hmmmm.

00:50:08You're all kind.

00:50:11But you're the model.

00:50:12You're all kind.

00:50:15Wow.

00:50:15That's amazing.

00:50:16Wow.

00:50:20Fucking crazy audio.

00:50:21Why are you there?

00:50:26My mother started my dialogue back when I was going to college.

00:50:30She told me,

00:50:30Mother, you're going to college.

00:50:33One thing, I always have to keep up.

00:50:34Don't put a cigarette and drink in hand.

00:50:38You're my fault.

00:50:40So I started like the direct ganja.

00:50:46I was going to blow a blunt joint.

00:50:48If I had to get tobacco, I would also give it to him.

00:50:50What's your upbringing?

00:50:52My mother didn't teach me anything.

00:50:54It's just a bad thing.

00:51:00When it happens in IIT,

00:51:01it feels like you've achieved something.

00:51:05Tell me,

00:51:07when you were in the first year,

00:51:08you feel like you're different from other losers.

00:51:12In the first year, it feels like it's a brahman.

00:51:13Is it your brahman broke or now you feel like it's broken?

00:51:17It's broke.

00:51:18It's so cute, man.

00:51:21I was also coming to the first year.

00:51:23I was going to go to IIT in Delhi.

00:51:25And I saw the guard at the main gate.

00:51:27I said,

00:51:28Brother, you're going to take me here.

00:51:29Okay?

00:51:31I'm always going to be in the 20s.

00:51:33I went to college.

00:51:34I went to college and I slowly understood

00:51:36that the respect of IIT is actually not as much as people tell me.

00:51:41Like in Quora, there's a question.

00:51:42Why every IITian should have a girlfriend?

00:51:44There are 50-60 answers.

00:51:46I was very happy to see that question.

00:51:47But I looked at it,

00:51:48that was not asked for an IITian.

00:51:50And IITian was not answering.

00:51:52I said,

00:51:53I was just like this.

00:51:53I just wrote it like this.

00:51:54They are nice.

00:51:54They are cute.

00:51:55We are brilliant.

00:51:56I said,

00:51:56We?

00:51:58Did you write it here, brother?

00:52:02One day, I was going to the metro.

00:52:03There was an auntie sitting in the metro.

00:52:05And the aunties are used to talk to you in front of them.

00:52:07Because they don't have Instagram.

00:52:10They feel lonely.

00:52:12So they asked them,

00:52:13who is from college?

00:52:14So I said,

00:52:14auntie, IIT Delhi.

00:52:15So auntie was standing and said,

00:52:16sit down.

00:52:19I said, auntie,

00:52:19that's such a big deal.

00:52:21They said,

00:52:21I'm going to the station.

00:52:27Then I understood.

00:52:28I don't have much respect.

00:52:30IITian doesn't have respect to IITian.

00:52:32I understand.

00:52:33And no one does.

00:52:34I don't have respect to IIT outside.

00:52:35I didn't have respect to my college.

00:52:37Because my branch was the second-last branch in the whole college.

00:52:41Biochemical Engineering and Biotechnology.

00:52:44I don't know about this branch.

00:52:45I will give you a little context.

00:52:46Like,

00:52:47if IIT is a child of computer science.

00:52:49So they said,

00:52:49cream of India.

00:52:51Like,

00:52:52biotech people say,

00:52:53malai of chai.

00:52:53They take it.

00:52:54Okay?

00:52:55We don't know.

00:52:56But I don't know.

00:52:57I don't know.

00:52:58I don't know.

00:52:59I don't know.

00:53:00I don't know.

00:53:01I don't know.

00:53:02I don't know.

00:53:03I don't know.

00:53:05So,

00:53:05like,

00:53:05in-shorts,

00:53:06news,

00:53:07that,

00:53:07COVID,

00:53:09I.I.T. Delhi's kids

00:53:10took a mask,

00:53:11took a sanitizer,

00:53:12and listened to this type of news.

00:53:13So,

00:53:14I don't know.

00:53:15So,

00:53:15I feel like I flexed in front of them.

00:53:20Did you take a mask?

00:53:22And auntie was watching me,

00:53:23and I'm eating the rice with her hands.

00:53:27Auntie,

00:53:27I don't know anything.

00:53:29I don't know.

00:53:30I don't know.

00:53:35It was a lot of fun in college,

00:53:36because it was our nickname of the branch.

00:53:38Because it was Biochemical and Biotechnology.

00:53:40So,

00:53:40B.B.

00:53:40I was calling them

00:53:42.

00:53:43I was very bad.

00:53:44I was calling them

00:53:46but I didn't feel so bad

00:53:47because the last branch

00:53:48was textile technology

00:53:51which was calling them

00:53:52.

00:53:53.

00:53:55Okay.

00:53:55.

00:53:56.

00:53:57.

00:53:58.

00:54:00.

00:54:01.

00:54:02.

00:54:03.

00:54:04.

00:54:05.

00:54:06.

00:54:07in college, one of the reasons is that my mind was not too strong.

00:54:11And in IIT, when I was at it, it was very strong.

00:54:13So, relatively, I was very disappointed.

00:54:17I didn't even know that I didn't get CGP out of five.

00:54:23What time?

00:54:25It was very difficult.

00:54:27There was no other reason why I didn't get my number in college.

00:54:30It was difficult that I had three major groups

00:54:32that I would chill with.

00:54:34And I realized that when I was talking with one,

00:54:37the rest of the world would be studied.

00:54:39I was still talking.

00:54:41I was thinking, I was at the same time.

00:54:43One time, we were talking.

00:54:45We were at the cultural festival,

00:54:47we were entering in the open air theater.

00:54:49And on the side, there were food stalls.

00:54:51So, we saw a very bright light coming from there.

00:54:54And when we saw it,

00:54:56there was a human being.

00:55:01And that was standing with the seniors of my hostel.

00:55:03I was sitting there, okay?

00:55:04So, I mean, all my seniors knew that

00:55:06I was very admired.

00:55:07So, the seniors called me and said,

00:55:09I was talking about three things.

00:55:10And I was totally surprised,

00:55:11that, bro, for this moment,

00:55:12I was hurting.

00:55:14So, I was taking slow, slow steps.

00:55:16And I was thinking,

00:55:18what I'm going to do,

00:55:19how I'm going to impress them.

00:55:20Okay?

00:55:21And I reached there.

00:55:22And those who were my seniors,

00:55:23they introduced me.

00:55:24First of all,

00:55:25in formality,

00:55:26that,

00:55:27that,

00:55:28that,

00:55:29that,

00:55:30that,

00:55:31that,

00:55:32that,

00:55:33that,

00:55:34that,

00:55:35that,

00:55:36that,

00:55:37that,

00:55:38practical things.

00:55:41A friend's favourite TV series had,

00:55:42when Monica had to propose Chandra,

00:55:44her favourite episode was happening.

00:55:46They live in Dwaraka,

00:55:47in 4th floor.

00:55:49He's on the second floor of his house.

00:55:52It's bad for a while.

00:55:58I knew everything about him.

00:56:00Himanshi said,

00:56:02Hello, Madhur.

00:56:04And I said,

00:56:07Big fan didi.

00:56:12He told me to realize that I fucked up.

00:56:14I would say something good in the second line.

00:56:17I would say the line in the dropier.

00:56:19And the dropier line was worse.

00:56:21I said,

00:56:22Didi,

00:56:23There should be some tricks for the IIT.

00:56:25I said,

00:56:26I'm going to do another one.

00:56:27I'll ask some real time.

00:56:30That was worse.

00:56:31I said,

00:56:32Didi,

00:56:33I've had a few hours of your house.

00:56:36I said,

00:56:37What are you doing?

00:56:38I'm a big fan.

00:56:40I said,

00:56:41I'll leave here.

00:56:42I'll do something like this.

00:56:44I said,

00:56:45I'll run here.

00:56:46I was going to run here.

00:56:47I'm going to run here.

00:56:48I'm going to run here.

00:56:49I'm going to run here.

00:56:50I'm not going to run here.

00:56:51I'm not going to run here.

00:56:53I was very angry.

00:56:55I didn't have to get the number.

00:56:56I didn't have to get the placement.

00:56:57I was going to research.

00:56:59How can I get the number in IIT?

00:57:01Then I knew about a golden rule.

00:57:03I don't know if anyone heard from it.

00:57:05Basically,

00:57:06Basically,

00:57:07a rule is,

00:57:08if your roommate

00:57:09is suicide

00:57:10committed.

00:57:13Do you know?

00:57:14Yes.

00:57:15If your roommate

00:57:16Yes.

00:57:17If your roommate

00:57:18is suicide committed,

00:57:19then they give you

00:57:2010 cg pay in that semester.

00:57:21Okay?

00:57:22That's the logic of mental health

00:57:23that it will traumatize.

00:57:25How can I get the next goal?

00:57:31So I won't get my new goal.

00:57:33I got my whole team.

00:57:35I got my whole team.

00:57:36I got my complete room.

00:57:37I hold the bottle under the bottle.

00:57:39I get my coke.

00:57:41I never got no drink.

00:57:42I'm going to leave the rat kill.

00:57:43I don't know.

00:57:44I eat my laundry.

00:57:45I don't know.

00:57:46I got my laundry on the Soup still,

00:57:47I keep running around my bread.

00:57:48I don't know.

00:57:49I don't know.

00:57:50We two went late.

00:57:51It's been a fan.

00:57:52It's been a fan.

00:57:53Why are you going?

00:57:57He's the Usha.

00:57:59He doesn't fall.

00:58:00He's perfect.

00:58:03Bro, I'm going to play a song.

00:58:04I was going to put it in the subconscious.

00:58:06I was going to play a song.

00:58:10Bro, I was a very big investor at this point.

00:58:12I had a request on Facebook for other hostel seniors

00:58:15whose roommates had been suicide.

00:58:17I'm going to ask them, what a trick.

00:58:20One told me,

00:58:21Bro, you've read the secret.

00:58:23I said, I'm going to manifest.

00:58:25I'm going to manifest.

00:58:26I'm going to manifest.

00:58:27You don't believe it.

00:58:29But what will I ask myself?

00:58:34I was going to ask myself.

00:58:35I saw my mum trying to try moonwalk.

00:58:37What a joke.

00:58:40He said, how are you going?

00:58:42I said, how are you going?

00:58:44Who's coming here?

00:58:46Who's coming here?

00:58:47Who's going to ask myself?

00:58:48I said, actually, a little number.

00:58:50I said, 4.8.

00:58:52What else do you want?

00:58:54That's right.

00:58:55You want to get 5.

00:58:56I said, no.

00:59:00I said, there's someone else.

00:59:01I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:02I said, what are you going to drink?

00:59:03I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:04No, no.

00:59:07The answer is so much.

00:59:11I said, mother.

00:59:12Just remember one thing.

00:59:13I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:14I was going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:16I said, what?

00:59:17Jua!

00:59:18Jua!

00:59:19Why?

00:59:20Why do you drink?

00:59:21I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:22I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:23When you're drinking a cigarette,

00:59:24she wins the first bet.

00:59:25It's a beginner's luck.

00:59:26Then she gets out.

00:59:27Then she gets out.

00:59:28And I get out of the car,

00:59:29and my wife gets out of the house.

00:59:30Then depression, then suicide.

00:59:31I'm going to drink a cigarette.

00:59:40Thank you, mommy.

00:59:42My mother is the one who is the one.

00:59:45I went to the hostel.

00:59:46I opened my roommate and said,

00:59:48brother, go to Goa.

00:59:50I said, go to Goa.

00:59:51I said, go to Goa.

00:59:52I said, go to the casino.

00:59:53Do you know?

00:59:54The casino is legal in Goa.

00:59:55There's a lot of rules in India.

00:59:56If you can't play on the ground,

00:59:58you'll get out of the water.

00:59:59I said,

01:00:01I was playing poker a little bit.

01:00:03I was playing a little bit.

01:00:04So I said,

01:00:05I'll play poker there.

01:00:06I said, yes, I'll play poker.

01:00:07I said, you also play poker.

01:00:08And this is a special thing about poker.

01:00:09If you say a good poker player,

01:00:11he plays a good game.

01:00:12Try it.

01:00:13He doesn't understand his bluff.

01:00:15I said, let's go.

01:00:16I said, let's go.

01:00:17I was like,

01:00:18he's a very gullible type.

01:00:19He's getting out of everything.

01:00:20I was very happy.

01:00:21We went to Goa.

01:00:23There's a casino in Delton Royal.

01:00:25There's a great casino.

01:00:27There's a great casino.

01:00:28You can play blackjack and small games.

01:00:31You can play poker.

01:00:32But it's a very heavy buy-in.

01:00:33It's a very heavy buy-in.

01:00:34It's a very heavy buy-in.

01:00:35So I asked him,

01:00:36I said,

01:00:37I said,

01:00:38I said,

01:00:3920,000 is a lot.

01:00:40I said,

01:00:41I said,

01:00:42I said,

01:00:44I'll send you a hostel fee, right?

01:00:47I said,

01:00:48I said,

01:00:49I said,

01:00:50I said,

01:00:51I said,

01:00:52I said,

01:00:53I said,

01:00:54I said,

01:00:55I said,

01:00:57I said,

01:00:58I said,

01:00:59I said,

01:01:00I said,

01:01:01I said,

01:01:02I said,

01:01:03I said,

01:01:04I said,

01:01:05I'm not emotional.

01:01:06I said,

01:01:07I'll play it.

01:01:08I said,

01:01:09I'm a big boy.

01:01:10I said,

01:01:11I said,

01:01:12I started playing poker.

01:01:13There,

01:01:14there are Guchu bets

01:01:15in Gujarati.

01:01:16They have a lot of

01:01:17friends with Gujarati.

01:01:18They have a lot of money,

01:01:20they have a lot of money.

01:01:21They have a lot of money.

01:01:22They have many of them.

01:01:23They have a lot of money.

01:01:24They try to do all-in.

01:01:25They have the rookies.

01:01:26So he started playing.

01:01:28And

01:01:30in his first bet,

01:01:31it was 20,000.

01:01:32In his first bet,

01:01:33it was 26,000.

01:01:34Now,

01:01:35I said,

01:01:36I said,

01:01:37in the second bet,

01:01:38it was 32,000.

01:01:41I said,

01:01:42I didn't tell you this,

01:01:43Mom.

01:01:44But in the third bet,

01:01:46it was open

01:01:47and there,

01:01:48you know,

01:01:49there is something that

01:01:50is straight.

01:01:514, 5, 6, 7, 8.

01:01:52I said,

01:01:53he was going to be straight.

01:01:55He was going to be dependent on the last two.

01:01:57And when Gujarati were

01:01:58they had all-in

01:01:59and he was in the hoop.

01:02:00But he didn't make straight.

01:02:02Okay?

01:02:03He came to zero from 32,000.

01:02:10I remembered my mom's format.

01:02:13That Gujarati is hurting.

01:02:15First of all,

01:02:16he's hurting his house.

01:02:17He's hurting his hostel.

01:02:19He's hurting his house.

01:02:20He's hurting his car.

01:02:22He's hurting his car.

01:02:23He's hurting his car.

01:02:24I said,

01:02:25I said,

01:02:26you're a victim.

01:02:27She's angry.

01:02:28I said,

01:02:29why are you talking about a victim?

01:02:31No.

01:02:32I said,

01:02:33why are you so angry?

01:02:34I said,

01:02:35brother,

01:02:36he went on a date

01:02:37and he went to Newton's

01:02:38and Ohm's law.

01:02:39He flipped it on Maxwell's.

01:02:40Maybe.

01:02:41Maybe.

01:02:42Maybe.

01:02:43Maybe.

01:02:44You know,

01:02:45why aren't you

01:02:46the girls of arts are a little

01:02:47crazy?

01:02:48I said,

01:02:49that's not that.

01:02:50The girls of arts are so crazy.

01:02:53My mom told me this.

01:02:55I was so angry.

01:02:56I said,

01:02:57I don't want to talk all of these.

01:02:58I said,

01:02:59no, brother.

01:03:00I said,

01:03:01you're so angry.

01:03:02We do this.

01:03:03We do this.

01:03:04Let's take fresh air.

01:03:05Rooftop.

01:03:08We went to the rooftop.

01:03:09Both of the H.P.

01:03:10stood.

01:03:11And I said,

01:03:12I said,

01:03:13dude,

01:03:14why are you so angry?

01:03:19And my roommate says,

01:03:20yes,

01:03:21you're so angry.

01:03:23I heard what happened

01:03:24with your husband.

01:03:29I said,

01:03:30it's a little bad.

01:03:31I said,

01:03:32and you're not your father?

01:03:33No.

01:03:34No.

01:03:35You're not your father.

01:03:36I said,

01:03:37I said,

01:03:38your mother is so angry.

01:03:39I said,

01:03:40I said,

01:03:41my life is a lot.

01:03:42I said,

01:03:43I'm going to go.

01:03:45Then,

01:03:46I said,

01:03:47I said,

01:03:48that this girl is going to be

01:03:49on my suicide.

01:03:50I said,

01:03:51I said,

01:03:52I don't have a shame.

01:03:53I said,

01:03:54I don't have a shame.

01:03:55I said,

01:03:56I said,

01:03:57I said,

01:03:58I said,

01:03:59I said,

01:04:00I said,

01:04:01I said,

01:04:02I said,

01:04:03I said,

01:04:04I said,

01:04:05that's why.

01:04:06I said,

01:04:07that's why.

01:04:08That's why.

01:04:09He is so angry.

01:04:10Then,

01:04:11I said,

01:04:12I said,

01:04:13that's why IITs

01:04:15suicide.

01:04:16No pressure is not.

01:04:17He is a roommate of custody.

01:04:20He's a mother.

01:04:21He has executed the plan.

01:04:24He was so angry.

01:04:25He was so angry.

01:04:26He was so angry.

01:04:27So I felt,

01:04:28I felt,

01:04:29I felt purpose-less.

01:04:30I felt,

01:04:31I wanted to crack IIT.

01:04:32Then I asked him to ask him,

01:04:35Why are you here at IIT?

01:04:37He said, I actually didn't have my mind.

01:04:39I actually had the mind of UPSC.

01:04:41But someone told me that there are not Fests in UPSC.

01:04:48He said, and at IIT,

01:04:49I was like, you're not doing it.

01:04:51You didn't have IIT.

01:04:53He said, you're a human.

01:04:55I said, what do you mean?

01:04:56You're a personal man.

01:04:58He said, how was your interaction with him?

01:05:04I mean, he will be the most intelligent

01:05:06with whom you will be conversing in your whole life.

01:05:10I said, no, dude.

01:05:12He was doing Arnav.

01:05:15He didn't do Arnav.

01:05:17I said, that was very crazy.

01:05:19I told my roommate that Arnav

01:05:22wanted to do something with H.C. Verma.

01:05:25He was very intelligent.

01:05:27He was very intelligent.

01:05:28He said, what happened to Arnav?

01:05:29What happened to Arnav?

01:05:32I said, I don't know this.

01:05:33I had a friend who broke up.

01:05:34He tried to try a heat-developed joke.

01:05:38He said, I know what happened to Arnav.

01:05:39So, I googled it.

01:05:41I looked at it.

01:05:42I was shocked by looking at the results.

01:05:44I mean, Arnav's rank came...

01:05:49Under 27 and above 25.

01:05:51Okay?

01:05:52This was his all-India rank.

01:05:54Someone should guess on that rank.

01:05:56What does he take?

01:05:58Computer Science in?

01:05:59IIT, Bombay.

01:06:00IIT, Bombay.

01:06:01Arnav said something else.

01:06:03He didn't take Computer Science.

01:06:06In fact, he didn't take IIT Bombay.

01:06:09He didn't take IIT.

01:06:11Arnav said,

01:06:13IISC Bangalore

01:06:15B.H.C. Physics.

01:06:17I was like,

01:06:19What a lot of londas, man.

01:06:21He inspired me so much,

01:06:23that he was sexual.

01:06:25He did that.

01:06:26You understand?

01:06:27He didn't listen to society.

01:06:28He didn't listen to parents.

01:06:29He didn't listen to coaching.

01:06:30He didn't listen to coaching.

01:06:31He gave him a million dollars.

01:06:32If he gave his name and IIT.

01:06:34I was like,

01:06:35I was like,

01:06:36I was like,

01:06:37I was like,

01:06:38I was crazy.

01:06:39He was like,

01:06:40We both went to a hostel.

01:06:42And my roommate,

01:06:43he was ready for UPSC.

01:06:45He started coaching.

01:06:47He started it.

01:06:50And I started comedy.

01:06:52Yes.

01:06:53And five years later,

01:06:54I started putting videos on YouTube.

01:06:56And finally,

01:06:57my dream was complete.

01:06:59My mother watched videos

01:07:01and blocked me.

01:07:02Yes.

01:07:07My relatives watched my videos

01:07:08and blocked me.

01:07:09They blocked me.

01:07:11I was like,

01:07:12It's very true.

01:07:13Law of Attraction is a job.

01:07:15It's very crazy.

01:07:16And my roommate,

01:07:17two or three months ago,

01:07:18he got a UPSC cleared.

01:07:19I.E.S. Officer.

01:07:20And I asked him,

01:07:21I was like,

01:07:22I asked him.

01:07:24And I asked him,

01:07:25I said,

01:07:26I said,

01:07:27I'll get poop.

01:07:30I'm like,

01:07:30I don't want to get tension.

01:07:32I don't want to get tension

01:07:33and get poop.

01:07:34I'll get poop.

01:07:36I'm like,

01:07:38I'm crying.

01:07:39I was laughing at the time.

01:07:40I asked him.

01:07:41He asked him,

01:07:42I'd want to say mental issues.

01:07:43He is like anxiety-depression.

01:07:44They leave him.

01:07:45I asked him,

01:07:46I was talking about that too.

01:07:47He told him,

01:07:48and I asked him for anxiety.

01:07:49He said,

01:07:50he was a little bit.

01:07:51Why did he still not commit suicide?

01:07:54I said,

01:07:55I started to it.

01:07:56It's okay in college.

01:07:57I said, I just want to say this.

01:07:58I said, brother, but you're a IAS.

01:08:00Why do you make it?

01:08:01I said, brother, I'll make it a little bit for your ganja.

01:08:04I said, it's a good thing.

01:08:07Why do you make it IAS?

01:08:10Do you want to change the country?

01:08:12He said, no, no.

01:08:14Actually, Tina Dabi is a person.

01:08:16I said, brother.

01:08:19You're all in London.

01:08:21I'm trying to keep working in the girls.

01:08:26But I had seen a movie.

01:08:32And I knew that if a child is murdered,

01:08:34his mother would forgive her.

01:08:36My mother had me unblocked.

01:08:38I went to Bangalore.

01:08:39I still love you.

01:08:39I played the latest video.

01:08:41And I went to Bangalore.

01:08:44Unblocked it.

01:08:44Actually, my mother was very angry.

01:08:46And as I entered, my mother started a rant mode.

01:08:49She had to rant that.

01:08:51Mother, you're not ashamed.

01:08:53What are you doing with your life?

01:08:54I sold you for comedy.

01:08:56I spent so much money.

01:08:57I worked so much.

01:08:58I don't know how much it is.

01:08:59I took gymnastics classes.

01:09:00You know how much it is.

01:09:05I said, what are you doing?

01:09:07What are you doing with your comedy?

01:09:08I got this whole world.

01:09:09How much you are doing with your studies?

01:09:10Do you have any respect now?

01:09:13What are you doing with your comedy?

01:09:16I said, mom, actually,

01:09:18I'm a kid with Arnav.

01:09:20I said,

01:09:22I'm not an idiot.

01:09:22I said,

01:09:23I'm a kid with Arnav's mother.

01:09:24I'm a kid with my mother.

01:09:25to keep the worry of my father's face.

01:09:36Fuck.

01:09:37My mother got angry with his father.

01:09:43What are you doing now?

01:09:46Be okay,

01:09:47if you have talk to me,

01:09:48you millions of people

01:09:49have talked to YouTube,

01:09:50it wouldn't have been 괴로.

01:09:51I watched your account,

01:09:52Dark, Bulgare,

01:09:53and all this you are doing,

01:09:54What content is there?

01:09:56He's doing comedy.

01:10:01I said, Mom, actually, that dark and vulgar

01:10:03is an audience perspective.

01:10:05For me, it's dark.

01:10:06Father's death.

01:10:07Brother's cancer.

01:10:08For me, it's a real story.

01:10:10For the audience, I give a disclaimer.

01:10:11I give a disclaimer that something is dark.

01:10:13For me, it's normal and vulgar.

01:10:15I've told a lot about it.

01:10:16I normally talk like this with a person

01:10:18or my friends.

01:10:19After putting it on YouTube,

01:10:20he'll tell you the wrong things.

01:10:24I didn't know about it.

01:10:27Don't forget your knowledge.

01:10:31Why don't you do something clean?

01:10:32I've tried clean comedy too.

01:10:34I thought, Mom, actually,

01:10:37there's a new bit

01:10:39that I'm making solo.

01:10:41It's relatively clean.

01:10:43I talk about coaching.

01:10:44I talk about IIT.

01:10:45I talk about you.

01:10:47It's not dark or vulgar.

01:10:51But I give it in front of me.

01:10:54I also give it in front of me.

01:10:56I give it in front of me.

01:11:00I said, how are you doing?

01:11:01The clean, relatively clean,

01:11:02what you're saying?

01:11:03I said, Mom, I don't know about it.

01:11:04I don't know about it.

01:11:05I don't know about it.

01:11:06But I'm not afraid.

01:11:07I have written five million views on the wall.

01:11:12And what are you doing now?

01:11:14I said, Mom, it's fine.

01:11:16I mean, it's fine.

01:11:18It's fine, Mom.

01:11:19What are you doing now?

01:11:21I said, Mom,

01:11:22the audience

01:11:24watching my YouTube videos

01:11:27or content,

01:11:28they're watching me

01:11:30with hope.

01:11:36That you're going to break.

01:11:39You're going to break.

01:11:43I said,

01:11:44the truth is like this is a whole

01:11:54So, you're ready.

01:11:59She must be all porter,

01:12:12Don't call me, don't call me

01:12:13Gunnagar, this is the fact

01:12:15But tell me, you're a girl, I'll kill you

01:12:17A voice, a voice, a voice, a voice

01:12:19V-S or S-M, a voice, a voice, a voice

01:12:22Your brother, see you

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