STAND UP COMEDY BY ABHISHEK UPMANYU IN HINDI 2025 NEW BY HARSH GUJRAL

Tony

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00:00:00How many of you guys have seen some of my content at one time

00:00:07that I'm a raise of hands?

00:00:08All right, all right, most of you.

00:00:10So you guys have the idea that my content is a little bit like that.

00:00:14A little unfiltered, okay?

00:00:17Who has said that you are lying on the floor.

00:00:21Okay?

00:00:22But the problem is that people have made their perspective

00:00:25that I'm the same type.

00:00:26Like I was in Delhi airport, okay?

00:00:28I was collecting my baggage.

00:00:30And all uncle and auntie were sitting on the side.

00:00:31So there were two air hostess.

00:00:33And one had recognized it.

00:00:34The fact is that the reels that they have seen,

00:00:37they don't remember the name.

00:00:39They just remember the shape.

00:00:40So he was around with his friend and his friend,

00:00:42and he didn't laugh at all.

00:00:44Like,

00:00:47This is the one.

00:00:49This is the one.

00:00:50And then he ran away and he got a selfie.

00:00:52He took a selfie and he didn't have an air hostess with it.

00:00:54He didn't have any idea of who I am.

00:00:55So he said, who is this?

00:00:56And he said,

00:00:57Hey,

00:00:59Who is this?

00:01:00He said,

00:01:02He said,

00:01:03He's doing sex with his friend and putting online.

00:01:10I'm doing this, dude.

00:01:14The uncle and auntie are so angry.

00:01:17This will cause of any of this stuff.

00:01:18It's going to be gone.

00:01:21It's a lot of crap, brother.

00:01:24I put those videos.

00:01:25After that, the most common question comes to me is that

00:01:28what was the reaction of your mother-in-law?

00:01:31Many people think, many people ask,

00:01:33what was the reaction of mother-in-law?

00:01:34I tell them all that, look,

00:01:36there was no reaction of papa.

00:01:41It was a very extreme reaction.

00:01:43Actually, I never knew that I was going to do comedy.

00:01:45I never thought in my wildest dreams

00:01:47that I was going to do comedy.

00:01:48Mother, I wanted to make an IITian.

00:01:52She was following the blueprint

00:01:53that the society had created.

00:01:55The whole relatives explained to Mother.

00:01:56Do you know what it is?

00:01:57I'll ask you once again.

00:01:59You have to tell them.

00:02:00First of all,

00:02:01you choose the best stream, which is?

00:02:03IIT.

00:02:04Yes.

00:02:05After that, you go to the best college, which is?

00:02:07IIT.

00:02:08You also have a problem, you know?

00:02:10You're all being suicidal.

00:02:12No, no, no,

00:02:13no, no, no, no, no.

00:02:15You are expected, brother.

00:02:19Once again, I see the funnel of this room.

00:02:21What is the funnel of this room?

00:02:22How many people who...

00:02:23You have to keep your hands up

00:02:24until you are in the hits.

00:02:26Okay?

00:02:27How many people who have done schooling

00:02:28start from there?

00:02:29Give me a raise of hands.

00:02:30You have to do schooling.

00:02:31Okay.

00:02:32Now, those who have taken science,

00:02:33just keep it up,

00:02:34just keep it down.

00:02:35Okay, so many people have taken science.

00:02:36Now, those who have taken

00:02:38coaching for competitive exams,

00:02:39just keep it up, just keep it down.

00:02:40Okay.

00:02:41Okay.

00:02:42Alright.

00:02:43Now, who has taken IIT?

00:02:44Just keep it up,

00:02:45just keep it down.

00:02:46What the matter, brother?

00:02:48What the matter?

00:02:49Very big.

00:02:51A room full of failures, brother.

00:02:53What the matter?

00:02:55This is my audience.

00:02:56It's very good to see you.

00:02:58Brother, you're right.

00:02:59You know what IIT is, brother?

00:03:02No, it's not done.

00:03:03What?

00:03:04Wait a second.

00:03:06How many people who have taken IIT

00:03:08in my hands?

00:03:11Just you?

00:03:12Brother?

00:03:13Yes.

00:03:14Did someone come here?

00:03:15Yes.

00:03:16There's no one here.

00:03:17There's no one here.

00:03:18There's no one here.

00:03:19There's no one here.

00:03:20There's no one here.

00:03:21There's no one here.

00:03:23What the matter, brother?

00:03:25What the matter, brother?

00:03:26So, you were thrown out.

00:03:27What are the beach questions?

00:03:28What are you doing?

00:03:29What are you doing?

00:03:30IIT?

00:03:31First, yeah, means.

00:03:32J means.

00:03:33How many ranks are you?

00:03:34Five times.

00:03:35Five times.

00:03:36So, you can be it, I guess?

00:03:37No.

00:03:38What are you doing?

00:03:39What are you doing?

00:03:40What are you doing?

00:03:41No, no, no.

00:03:42It's going to be a little bit.

00:03:44It's going to be a little bit.

00:03:46Do you know what?

00:03:485,000 ranks is a good rank, right?

00:03:50Yes.

00:03:51Why won't IIT happen?

00:03:52No.

00:03:53No.

00:03:54Why won't IIT happen?

00:03:55Why won't IIT happen?

00:03:56To go outside?

00:03:57Where?

00:03:58To go to US.

00:03:59What do you want to do?

00:04:00What?

00:04:01To study.

00:04:02To study.

00:04:03What do you want to do?

00:04:04What?

00:04:05Then, how will you go to the US?

00:04:11Do you have any plans?

00:04:12You keep talking in the air.

00:04:13What is the plan?

00:04:14U.S.

00:04:15Oh, this is a dream.

00:04:16This is a dream.

00:04:18I also want to do comedy in Europe.

00:04:20But I don't want to listen to anyone in Europe.

00:04:23Are you also with IIT?

00:04:25Huh?

00:04:26Don't say anything.

00:04:27Don't say anything.

00:04:28Really?

00:04:29Which one is with IIT?

00:04:30From IIT Patna.

00:04:31From IIT Patna.

00:04:32Bro, you?

00:04:33IIT Delhi.

00:04:34From IIT Delhi.

00:04:35Very nice.

00:04:36Which year has happened?

00:04:37Now?

00:04:38Second year.

00:04:39Second year.

00:04:40Okay.

00:04:41IIT.

00:04:42There is a lot of science here.

00:04:43There is a lot of arts background here.

00:04:45There is a lot of arts background here.

00:04:46There is a lot of arts background here.

00:04:47I am taking the arts.

00:04:48I am taking the arts.

00:04:49Okay, I am taking the arts.

00:04:50When you are taking the arts, you were thinking that you would have to understand the whole life of a loser.

00:04:53You know what?

00:04:54You would have to think that you would have to understand the whole life of a bitch.

00:04:57No one would have to marry you.

00:04:59You would have to understand the whole thing.

00:05:00You would have to understand the whole thing.

00:05:01You would have to understand the whole thing or not.

00:05:02So, how did you take the arts?

00:05:04I mean, I had a CG quiz.

00:05:06First of all, I was taking the sciences, which are starting at that.

00:05:09You have to sit at the sciences classes and I am studying in the sciences.

00:05:13So, I am studying in the sciences.

00:05:14Okay.

00:05:15Now I am studying in the arts.

00:05:17Because I can't take the sciences, but I am going to take the arts.

00:05:19Okay.

00:05:20Okay.

00:05:21You can come to Mumbai.

00:05:22I am studying in the sciences.

00:05:23I am studying in the arts.

00:05:24I am studying in the sciences.

00:05:25I am studying in the arts.

00:05:26I am studying in the sciences.

00:05:27I am studying in the arts.

00:05:28I am studying in the arts.

00:05:29Oh, brother.

00:05:30Look at that.

00:05:31You are sitting in a different zone.

00:05:35You are very excited.

00:05:36Very nice.

00:05:37Very nice.

00:05:38This is a question.

00:05:39I think it is very strange.

00:05:40I have to take this heavy decision in the 15-year-old age of science, commerce, arts.

00:05:44Because I think it is dependent on the whole life of the trajectory.

00:05:47What are you people in this life?

00:05:49It is such a heavy decision in the 15-year-old age of science.

00:05:52I think it is very strange.

00:05:53Because the rest of us, the rest of us, the rest of us, the rest of us allow us.

00:05:57It is not very strange.

00:05:59It is very strange.

00:06:00It is very strange.

00:06:01I want the system to change.

00:06:02You don't want to change the system to change?

00:06:03Yes.

00:06:04I want to change the system in the 15-year-old age of science.

00:06:06I want to be a system change.

00:06:08Do you guys not want to be a system change?

00:06:10Yes.

00:06:11I want to be allowed to do sex on $15.

00:06:13And...

00:06:16Who said yes?

00:06:17Bencho.

00:06:20My heart is my heart.

00:06:23My heart is my heart.

00:06:25My heart is not my heart.

00:06:27You too.

00:06:29It's strange.

00:06:31It's strange.

00:06:32They put coaching.

00:06:34Fit Ji, you know? Fit Ji Coaching Institute.

00:06:36Is there anyone here who is doing it with Fit Ji?

00:06:38Who is doing it currently? Give me a raise of hands.

00:06:40Alright, bye.

00:06:41Okay, okay.

00:06:42Who are you in Fit Ji?

00:06:43Gazi.

00:06:44Gazi.

00:06:47This is your name.

00:06:48Do you know?

00:06:49IIT, don't do it.

00:06:50Fit Ji has reached.

00:06:51What do you want in life?

00:06:52Okay.

00:06:53Who are you in Fit Ji?

00:06:55Dwaraka.

00:06:56Dwaraka.

00:06:57What happened then?

00:07:02Where?

00:07:03What?

00:07:05What?

00:07:06IIT.

00:07:07You are in Agra Sen.

00:07:08And you?

00:07:09Banastali.

00:07:10Banastali.

00:07:11What the fuck is that, brother?

00:07:13Allah.

00:07:14What is Banastali, man?

00:07:15It's an engineering college.

00:07:16Banastali is the name of Banastali.

00:07:17Oh, man.

00:07:19Allah.

00:07:20You gave me a seat in the seat.

00:07:22I'll give you a seat exchange.

00:07:24No, no.

00:07:25No, no.

00:07:26How did you go to Fit Ji?

00:07:27How did you go to Fit Ji?

00:07:28How did you go to Fit Ji?

00:07:29You both have friends from there?

00:07:30Ma'am.

00:07:31You went to Sam when you said this.

00:07:33There is no shame.

00:07:35What is the shame?

00:07:36I don't know.

00:07:37Fit Ji.

00:07:38I don't know.

00:07:39Fit Ji is running a very big scam.

00:07:41They keep an entrance exam.

00:07:43How can you tell the exam when you give everyone admission?

00:07:46How did that exam happen?

00:07:48How did that exam happen?

00:07:49How did you listen to someone from someone?

00:07:50And my Fit Ji didn't get out.

00:07:51I'm just right.

00:07:53What's my admission?

00:07:54They give everyone admission.

00:07:55There are a lot of idiots.

00:07:56There is a narrative fellow that school and coaching are different.

00:07:59You hear the narrative?

00:08:00That the child can't handle it.

00:08:02Do you know what Fit Ji has released his crack?

00:08:08Yes, yes.

00:08:09He fell in the middle of the school

00:08:10and the pinnacle in the name of the coaching.

00:08:12What is this?

00:08:13You should keep two things different, right?

00:08:16If you say that we like to watch comedy,

00:08:19but we also like to watch magic shows.

00:08:22So I will start a little bit of magic.

00:08:24It will not be very strange.

00:08:26If we take off the tape,

00:08:27let's take a trick for you guys.

00:08:29Why not?

00:08:30Why not?

00:08:31Let's take a trick for you guys.

00:08:33You can choose a card.

00:08:34You don't have a shame.

00:08:35You don't have a shame.

00:08:36You don't have a shame.

00:08:39Oh, man.

00:08:41What a audience has come today.

00:08:43I'm happy with Olonda.

00:08:46I saw a face in her eyes.

00:08:48I will see all the art forms in 400.

00:08:51Don't do this.

00:08:53We have to keep things different.

00:08:55I'll send a coaching.

00:08:57First of all, I feel the tagline of Fit Ji's tagline.

00:09:00Do you remember Fit Ji's tagline?

00:09:03Fit Ji's tagline?

00:09:04Fit Ji's video for IITS tomorrow.

00:09:06What?

00:09:07For this gift time?

00:09:08For this?

00:09:09Fit Ji's video for IITS tomorrow.

00:09:11What?

00:09:12I'm going to die.

00:09:13Yes.

00:09:14Fit Ji's video for IITS tomorrow.

00:09:16This is their tagline.

00:09:17They give their merchandise

00:09:20for Fit Ji's tagline.

00:09:21It's written on their bags.

00:09:22How bad is it?

00:09:23Because the child

00:09:24is every day

00:09:25they're taking the bags

00:09:26for 2 years.

00:09:27And the parents

00:09:28are reading it every day.

00:09:29IITS tomorrow.

00:09:30IITS tomorrow.

00:09:31How bad is it?

00:09:32How bad is it when

00:09:33they're taking the admission

00:09:342 years later

00:09:35for their child's

00:09:36admission in Banasthali.

00:09:37That's not your fault.

00:09:40Fit Ji's hope

00:09:41gave you that fault.

00:09:42Okay.

00:09:45I know what I think

00:09:46is that they

00:09:47stitch them

00:09:48on the tagline.

00:09:50It's stitched on the bags.

00:09:51And I saw this

00:09:52on this.

00:09:53I saw the fight

00:09:54on Fit Ji's center.

00:09:55My mother

00:09:56and she was fighting

00:09:57that one child

00:09:58didn't get out of IITS

00:09:59and this

00:10:00now

00:10:01the bag wastes.

00:10:02I said

00:10:03that's how

00:10:04this is a

00:10:05middle class

00:10:06thing.

00:10:07I said

00:10:08that Indian parents

00:10:09can do it.

00:10:10My mother

00:10:11told me

00:10:12that I had

00:10:13full body

00:10:14check-up

00:10:15and I didn't

00:10:16get out.

00:10:17I said

00:10:18I'm going to die

00:10:19quickly.

00:10:20What are you doing,

00:10:21Mom?

00:10:23When IIT

00:10:24pressure

00:10:25was your motivation

00:10:29going?

00:10:30What was

00:10:31IIT going?

00:10:32What happened?

00:10:33What happened?

00:10:34What happened?

00:10:35He fell

00:10:36at that point.

00:10:37Motivation?

00:10:38He killed

00:10:39Kota

00:10:40I was

00:10:42heard

00:10:43but it's enough.

00:10:44This is a problem.

00:10:45This is a big issue.

00:10:47This is a big issue.

00:10:48And I tell you personally,

00:10:49truthfully,

00:10:50I don't have respect to IITS.

00:10:53I don't have respect to them.

00:10:54I don't have respect to them.

00:10:56This is one reason.

00:10:57It's a big issue.

00:10:58It's a big issue.

00:10:59It's a big issue.

00:11:00If someone is a doctor,

00:11:01they say the name of God.

00:11:02They say the name of God.

00:11:03They say the name of the army.

00:11:04They say the name of God.

00:11:05They say the name of the army.

00:11:06They say the name of the IITS.

00:11:07They say the name of the IITS.

00:11:08What do we do now?

00:11:09Let's see from the third POV.

00:11:10This is on Amazon,

00:11:11Flipkart,

00:11:12in Sirgizomato.

00:11:13They are doing money from here.

00:11:16This is a core.

00:11:18I don't have a right word for them now.

00:11:21But now,

00:11:22I want to talk to them.

00:11:24Okay?

00:11:25It's not super anything.

00:11:26You can see,

00:11:27I will always talk to them.

00:11:28They are always in flex mode.

00:11:29They are always in chowder.

00:11:30They are always friends of your IITS.

00:11:31Are you friends of your IITS?

00:11:32Are you friends of your friends?

00:11:33Friends?

00:11:34Have you seen their tone?

00:11:35Like my friends,

00:11:36I am talking to them.

00:11:37What are you doing now?

00:11:38I am working on the recommendation model.

00:11:41Okay.

00:11:42What is the recommendation model?

00:11:43You add the bread in the blanket

00:11:44and you will show butter.

00:11:46Wow!

00:11:47What a recommendation.

00:11:48You will show the tomato

00:11:49and you will show the tomato.

00:11:50I bought a cigarette from Panwadi.

00:11:52He offered me a centerfresh.

00:11:53I mean,

00:11:54you will be an IITS?

00:11:55You will be an IITS?

00:11:56This is like machine learning.

00:11:58This is very strange.

00:12:02Our IITS are the worst.

00:12:03They are the worst.

00:12:04They are the worst.

00:12:05They are the worst.

00:12:06They don't have sheet knowledge.

00:12:07Okay?

00:12:08They are nerds.

00:12:09They go to Bumble Tinder.

00:12:11And from the photos,

00:12:12IITS are written in the world.

00:12:14They are the worst.

00:12:15They are the worst.

00:12:16They are the worst.

00:12:17They are the worst.

00:12:18They are the worst.

00:12:19They are the worst.

00:12:20They are the worst.

00:12:21They are the worst.

00:12:22They are the worst.

00:12:23They are the worst.

00:12:24They are the worst.

00:12:25Newton's third law.

00:12:29The girl is a little irritated.

00:12:30She says,

00:12:31You are the most bright in this area.

00:12:32They are sitting there.

00:12:33It is a little dim.

00:12:34She says,

00:12:35You are the same.

00:12:36The light is the same.

00:12:37The bulb is the same.

00:12:38But they know why it is dim.

00:12:40There is a lot of resistance.

00:12:42Ohm's law.

00:12:44The girl is saying,

00:12:45What is this?

00:12:46Very nice.

00:12:47Very nice.

00:12:48She says,

00:12:49This is a current.

00:12:50This is a magnetic field.

00:12:54This will be asked by Maxwell Law.

00:12:55I like to say,

00:12:56I don't like this.

00:12:58I don't like it.

00:12:59I do not like it.

00:13:00I do not know why he is doing this.

00:13:01I think I have a little bit of understanding

00:13:02that he had pressure on the relatives.

00:13:05My mother is a single parent, right?

00:13:08Mom. Is there any single parent here?

00:13:11Let's say the outcome of a single parent.

00:13:14What's your mother and father's death?

00:13:18Papa.

00:13:19Papa's death.

00:13:20There hasn't happened yet.

00:13:24How can you fuck up this?

00:13:28What do I articulate with this?

00:13:30It was a 50% probability of the wrong answer.

00:13:33So beautiful I framed it.

00:13:35Papa, you're alive.

00:13:37What's your name?

00:13:39One second.

00:13:43Oh my God.

00:13:45You calibrate the room.

00:13:47What's your name?

00:13:49Ansh.

00:13:50Ansh?

00:13:51Okay.

00:13:52It's a risky name already.

00:13:54Ansh.

00:13:55Who are you now?

00:13:57I don't know what happens, Bencho.

00:14:00I don't know what happens.

00:14:02Who is alive in my mother?

00:14:04Mother is alive.

00:14:05Both are alive.

00:14:06I'm not doing a show.

00:14:08Both are alive.

00:14:10You're listening to my questions.

00:14:11I'm like...

00:14:12Hey, what's your name?

00:14:13That she...

00:14:14That she...

00:14:15What's your name?

00:14:16I don't know.

00:14:17I don't know.

00:14:18I don't know.

00:14:19I don't know who is.

00:14:20Okay.

00:14:21Oh.

00:14:22Oh.

00:14:23Okay.

00:14:24What's your name?

00:14:25What's your name?

00:14:26What's your name?

00:14:27What's your name?

00:14:28What's your name?

00:14:29What's your name?

00:14:30What's your name?

00:14:31Okay.

00:14:32Then you have that case.

00:14:33No.

00:14:34I'm asking the case.

00:14:35Whose single parents have money from my mother.

00:14:37Yes, ma'am.

00:14:38What's your name?

00:14:39Rashi.

00:14:40Rashi?

00:14:41Who is living from your mother?

00:14:43I'm a mother.

00:14:44Huh?

00:14:45Mother.

00:14:46Mother is a mother.

00:14:47What else?

00:14:48What else?

00:14:49Okay.

00:14:50Okay.

00:14:51Okay.

00:14:52We both are.

00:14:53Brother, I'd like to tell you how much a single parent's life is so tough.

00:14:55Rashi, you may relate.

00:14:56It's very tough.

00:14:57Because if there's so much money from insurance,

00:15:00then the person...

00:15:04I don't understand how to handle all the relatives.

00:15:10It's very tough, brother.

00:15:12I don't know.

00:15:14It's very tough.

00:15:15My mother told me that you have to play your mother's role.

00:15:20You have to play your father's role.

00:15:22So mother started drinking water.

00:15:25And she started drinking water.

00:15:30She started drinking water.

00:15:32This was a little bit.

00:15:35So mother told me that no, no.

00:15:39I don't want to do this.

00:15:40You have to play your father's role in upbringing.

00:15:42You have to play your father's role.

00:15:43So I saw that mother,

00:15:44compared to that,

00:15:45there was a lot of convenience.

00:15:46There was a lot of selective places.

00:15:48Like when the child was coming to the kids.

00:15:50Then he was a father's role.

00:15:52And I saw that he was a father's role.

00:15:54And I saw that he was better performing from the father's role.

00:15:56And as soon as the tuition fees were filled,

00:15:59then he took the role of a new role.

00:16:02Give me a message to Tao Ji.

00:16:04What's the way?

00:16:05I was like,

00:16:07Power came, right?

00:16:09Power and money,

00:16:10just like this,

00:16:11people are crazy.

00:16:13I'll explain you with examples.

00:16:15Have you seen Big Boss here?

00:16:16Big Boss?

00:16:17Have you seen?

00:16:18You guys?

00:16:19Okay.

00:16:20Okay.

00:16:21See,

00:16:22what are you judging yourself now?

00:16:25You look like Big Boss.

00:16:27Don't be ashamed.

00:16:28You're ashamed.

00:16:29What are they judging?

00:16:30If someone is an average comedian,

00:16:33then he's enjoying their fun.

00:16:35Okay.

00:16:37But I'm a below-average comedian.

00:16:42Who has heard the loser heavy news.

00:16:46In Big Boss,

00:16:47like on the weekend,

00:16:48Salman Khan,

00:16:49who is in the character,

00:16:50my mom was in the character.

00:16:51And I was like,

00:16:52I'm like,

00:16:53don't go home this week.

00:16:54Please come.

00:16:57I made a change to my mom.

00:16:58It was a strange tone.

00:16:59One day,

00:17:00I said,

00:17:01I'll remember one thing.

00:17:02I told you.

00:17:04Jua!

00:17:10Who?

00:17:11I was asking you.

00:17:12Rapper-rapper.

00:17:13What do you mean he has played?

00:17:14I don't know.

00:17:15You're not going to be a fan.

00:17:16You're not going to be a fan.

00:17:17You were going to be a fan.

00:17:18You're going to be a fan.

00:17:19You're going to be a fan.

00:17:21You're going to be a fan.

00:17:22Karim Hadaruj.

00:17:23He always wins his first bet.

00:17:24He has a beginner.

00:17:25But he loses his second bet.

00:17:27He loses his second bet.

00:17:28He loses it.

00:17:29He loses it again.

00:17:30And then he loses it.

00:17:31in this loop,

00:17:32his house,

00:17:32his car,

00:17:34his wife,

00:17:34I thought he would die.

00:17:36He would die,

00:17:37he would die,

00:17:38he would commit suicide,

00:17:40and then no one else would do that.

00:17:46I said,

00:17:46Mom, I just skipped a couple of times.

00:17:51Who would change this to your old daughter?

00:17:54Why would I be depressed?

00:17:57It was weird.

00:17:58Because my father was bad cop,

00:17:59and Mom was a good cop.

00:18:00If Mom and Dad were playing the role,

00:18:02then Mom was a bad cop.

00:18:02There was no good cop.

00:18:03We were missing Mom's mother.

00:18:05So,

00:18:06we were going back to our mother.

00:18:08So, we knew that

00:18:09there was a movie on the ground.

00:18:11You know what?

00:18:12You see the movie?

00:18:13There was a very beautiful Bond in Mother Son.

00:18:15Do you know who it is?

00:18:17So, I and my brother were going to show a movie.

00:18:19Mom and Mom were going to show a movie.

00:18:21And we asked Mom,

00:18:22how did you feel?

00:18:23And Mom said,

00:18:24This is a Yohan Avasthi girl.

00:18:29I said,

00:18:30Mom, the Yohan Avasthi was a big cop.

00:18:32It was a movie on the little boy,

00:18:33Ishaan Avasthi.

00:18:35She said,

00:18:35she would be crazy at the end.

00:18:40Oh, man.

00:18:42The whole plan will be chopped down.

00:18:46Your mother's daughter,

00:18:50what are you laughing?

00:18:51You are very related.

00:18:52You are very related?

00:18:55Go sit on the stool.

00:18:58You are very old.

00:19:00This is how it is.

00:19:04Do IIT.

00:19:05Do IIT.

00:19:06I put my brother in Fitji.

00:19:07When I was a kid.

00:19:07My brother was also intelligent.

00:19:08So, he went on the IIT for the road.

00:19:11He took electrical engineering.

00:19:13I don't know why I thought

00:19:14that both of my brothers are intelligent.

00:19:17Mom gave me the money.

00:19:19I put my mom in Fitji.

00:19:20I have been sitting there.

00:19:21I have told Mom that,

00:19:21Mom, look.

00:19:22Go sit back.

00:19:24Jua.

00:19:27It's not that anyone.

00:19:29You have won your first vet.

00:19:34Because beginners are lucky.

00:19:35See?

00:19:42My brother and brother,

00:19:43Yohan Avasthi.

00:19:45I'm crazy.

00:19:47Don't put money on me.

00:19:48I put it in Fitji.

00:19:49I went to Fitji.

00:19:50I was thinking about the purpose of IIT, what is the purpose of my IIT?

00:19:53I searched online why I wanted to go to IIT, why the respect of IIT.

00:19:57It was very strange.

00:19:58It was that IIT's respect is that because if you do IIT, society respects you.

00:20:04How is this a paradox?

00:20:06I couldn't understand it.

00:20:07I went to my mom and said,

00:20:08Mom, why are you doing IIT?

00:20:10After talking to my mom, I will clear that I also knew IIT on a surface level.

00:20:15I was thinking that mom knew only the word IIT.

00:20:17I will tell you, someone will ask if you were preparing for IIT.

00:20:22Mom said, yes.

00:20:23Then you have to say this confidently, that is the Indian Institute of Terrorism.

00:20:30I said, here is probably the one who is here.

00:20:33The central government fund is listening to me.

00:20:37Mom doesn't know.

00:20:38I asked a friend.

00:20:40She was intelligent.

00:20:41She saw that IIT was very smart, very intelligent, super intelligent.

00:20:45I mean, how do you understand?

00:20:46There is someone here who has a name for you, basically.

00:20:51Now, because I know the issue, I am planning to put this on YouTube,

00:20:54so I can't use this name for you.

00:20:56So, I will teach someone with you.

00:20:59There is someone here who identifies yourself as intelligent.

00:21:03Oh!

00:21:08What name is your name?

00:21:10Huh?

00:21:10Yash.

00:21:11Yash.

00:21:12How do you have this, what criteria was for you to stand up?

00:21:16Huh?

00:21:18What?

00:21:19What?

00:21:23You must be here, I mean?

00:21:24Huh?

00:21:27You just feel it, it will happen.

00:21:29What do you keep doing something like that?

00:21:34No, no, no, no.

00:21:35What?

00:21:36Okay.

00:21:36Yash has a candidate for us.

00:21:37What's your name, brother?

00:21:38Arnav.

00:21:39Arnav.

00:21:39Arnav, you have the ability to stand up and do something in your life?

00:21:43Like that?

00:21:43Just like that.

00:21:44It will be a little bit.

00:21:46It will be a little bit.

00:21:48NS-U-T, that's good.

00:21:49That's good.

00:21:49So, Arnav, what are you doing?

00:21:52Oh, Yash, Yash, what are you going to say?

00:21:54We are going to go further, brother.

00:21:56We are going to college now.

00:21:59College is going to go.

00:22:00And how do you have your number of 12th-12th?

00:22:02U-T, and how many are you going to come to the 10th?

00:22:04How many are you going to come to the 10th?

00:22:05The 10th is good.

00:22:0699 percent.

00:22:0799 percent?

00:22:10Fuck.

00:22:1499 percent.

00:22:15So, he forgot about it.

00:22:16Thank you, brother.

00:22:17You have to give him a hand.

00:22:18I saw him that he's going to be the leader of his.

00:22:20He's the leader of his.

00:22:22Don't give him the leader of his.

00:22:24Very nice.

00:22:26We will use Arnav to Arnav.

00:22:28So, Arnav was a very cute guy.

00:22:32I don't know.

00:22:34I don't know.

00:22:36He was very intelligent. Super intelligent.

00:22:38He was very much. I mean, how do you understand?

00:22:40Some kids,

00:22:42who are very much talking about subject.

00:22:44What do they say?

00:22:46Sexual.

00:22:48He was very much like that,

00:22:50he didn't tell me about HC Varma.

00:22:52He was a physics lover.

00:22:54He loved physics.

00:22:56His words were weird.

00:22:58Like when someone comes out of syllabus,

00:23:00he was talking to teachers.

00:23:02He was also talking to teachers,

00:23:04but he was talking to teachers.

00:23:06He was telling us,

00:23:08brother, your conservation of energy is clear,

00:23:10so you can do anything.

00:23:12He was talking to his side,

00:23:14brother, don't do such things.

00:23:16He would make you a ghost.

00:23:18He would make me a ghost.

00:23:22That's a violation of thermodynamics.

00:23:24He would make me a ghost.

00:23:26He would make me a ghost.

00:23:28He would make me a ghost.

00:23:30He would make me a ghost.

00:23:32He would make me a ghost.

00:23:34I made a new friend,

00:23:36who was from Amir at home.

00:23:38That's why I didn't make friends.

00:23:40I'll tell you the reason.

00:23:42Because a lot of people have

00:23:44to go to I.I.T.

00:23:45that it's a package.

00:23:46So I made Amir a friend,

00:23:48because it's a family business,

00:23:50so it won't be more money.

00:23:52I'll tell you,

00:23:54one thing was clear.

00:23:55These kids,

00:23:56who are aspirants,

00:23:58in their minds,

00:24:00some people have filled their minds.

00:24:01They're excited now.

00:24:02I.I.T. is a very different reason.

00:24:04I thought, brother,

00:24:05why should I do I.I.T.?

00:24:06He said,

00:24:07brother,

00:24:08the campus of I.I.T.

00:24:09are very big.

00:24:13It's a land of 1,000 acres.

00:24:16It's a land of 1,000 acres.

00:24:18I said,

00:24:19you're a kid.

00:24:20How are you talking about?

00:24:22I said,

00:24:23Madhur,

00:24:24you don't understand.

00:24:25There are very big campuses,

00:24:26and size matters.

00:24:27My ex told me.

00:24:28I said,

00:24:29he has a different context.

00:24:31Why did you hate campus?

00:24:33But the reason of your breakup

00:24:35is now I understand.

00:24:37I said,

00:24:38Madhur,

00:24:39you're not taking me seriously.

00:24:40There are so big campuses

00:24:41that there are hockey grounds

00:24:42that there are hockey grounds.

00:24:43Hockey grounds.

00:24:46Who is playing hockey?

00:24:48Who is playing hockey?

00:24:49Who is playing hockey?

00:24:50Who is playing hockey?

00:24:51Who is your friend

00:24:52who has asked you

00:24:53to play hockey?

00:24:54Who is hockey?

00:24:55Who is hockey?

00:24:56I'll tell you a fact about hockey.

00:24:57In India,

00:24:58all the people playing hockey

00:24:59are in all of the Indian teams.

00:25:05That's not enough.

00:25:06Tell me,

00:25:08Arnav,

00:25:09you'll start today.

00:25:10You'll become a district-level champion.

00:25:11There's no competition.

00:25:13I said,

00:25:15what other reason is

00:25:16to go to your IIT?

00:25:17I said,

00:25:18you know,

00:25:19who are fests,

00:25:20crazy fests.

00:25:23Arijit Singh comes to perform.

00:25:25Arijit Singh, Madhur.

00:25:27Arijit Singh performs.

00:25:28I just love Arijit.

00:25:29And I cried.

00:25:30I said,

00:25:31you don't need Arijit Singh.

00:25:33You're the same.

00:25:34I said,

00:25:36Madhur,

00:25:37why don't you take me seriously?

00:25:38I said,

00:25:39what's the reason to go to IIT?

00:25:40I said,

00:25:41the speed of the internet

00:25:42is very good.

00:25:44I said,

00:25:45what does it mean?

00:25:46What does it mean?

00:25:50What does it mean?

00:25:54Then,

00:25:55I'm a little bit motivated.

00:25:57I said,

00:25:58we'll start a little bit.

00:25:59I started a little bit.

00:26:00I made a paper

00:26:01and I said,

00:26:02I said,

00:26:03I said,

00:26:04there are 15,000 seats

00:26:05in the IIT.

00:26:06I said,

00:26:07under 100,

00:26:08100 to 500,

00:26:091,000 to 2,000.

00:26:10I gave a paper

00:26:11and they predicted

00:26:12beyond 15,000

00:26:14till infinity.

00:26:17How did I predict this?

00:26:19I could do it myself.

00:26:20Why did you do it for 6 hours?

00:26:22My mother saw

00:26:23that she didn't have a number

00:26:25so my mother charted herself.

00:26:26My mother said,

00:26:27because she will do IIT.

00:26:28And you know

00:26:29what do parents

00:26:30do they know?

00:26:32They ask for the money.

00:26:35Do you know

00:26:36the money?

00:26:37The money is a very good thing.

00:26:38The money is a very good thing.

00:26:39The money is not a good thing.

00:26:40I've got to ask for the money.

00:26:41I've got to know

00:26:42who thought

00:26:43was a smart idea.

00:26:44He didn't play at the small level.

00:26:46He has a direct God

00:26:47who challenged me.

00:26:49He said,

00:26:50what is it?

00:26:52Do it.

00:26:54What is great?

00:26:55And the best part is

00:26:56that the post paid plan.

00:26:57God will prove his existence

00:26:59first.

00:27:00God will prove his existence

00:27:02and then

00:27:03he will raise his hands.

00:27:04Wow.

00:27:05That's great.

00:27:06That's great.

00:27:09I feel like

00:27:10the one who discovered

00:27:11that he had

00:27:12was a girl.

00:27:13Because

00:27:14he has reversed psychology

00:27:15with God.

00:27:16He is still saying.

00:27:18How do I understand?

00:27:19Oh!

00:27:22That's strange.

00:27:23Mom went all in.

00:27:24She was working a lot.

00:27:25Mom went to the temple

00:27:26and introduced me to the pundit.

00:27:29And Mom told me

00:27:30that I always

00:27:31as a doctor

00:27:32introduced me to the pundit.

00:27:33Do something to her.

00:27:35Some days

00:27:37I was waiting for her.

00:27:38What happened?

00:27:39This is actually a paper.

00:27:40The pundit

00:27:42is a scam.

00:27:43The pundit is a scam.

00:27:44The pundit is a scam.

00:27:45The pundit is also

00:27:46running a scam.

00:27:47She had a badam

00:27:48out of the house.

00:27:49I don't know how many days

00:27:50I had to study her.

00:27:51She had a badam

00:27:52and told me

00:27:53that she had to open it

00:27:54for half an hour

00:27:55on the paper.

00:27:56It will happen.

00:27:57I ate it for half an hour

00:27:59and ate it.

00:28:00It will happen.

00:28:01It will happen.

00:28:04Mom thought

00:28:05that the badam

00:28:06won't be a badam.

00:28:07Mom told me

00:28:08take a drop.

00:28:09Then

00:28:10I confirmed

00:28:11that Mom was

00:28:12in childhood

00:28:13back-to-back

00:28:14I was sitting

00:28:15back-to-back

00:28:16back-to-back

00:28:17I went to

00:28:18Vidya Mandir classes.

00:28:19Do you know

00:28:20Vidya Mandir classes?

00:28:21Way better than Fitji.

00:28:22Very better.

00:28:23Who is doing it?

00:28:24Why are you doing it?

00:28:25I was doing it.

00:28:26I was doing it.

00:28:27You don't know

00:28:28about their services.

00:28:29Do you remember

00:28:30the modules

00:28:31were laminated

00:28:32in Vidya Mandir.

00:28:33Do you know

00:28:34you have laminated modules

00:28:35so that when kids

00:28:36read it,

00:28:37they don't have paper

00:28:38on such a level.

00:28:39I'm not grateful

00:28:40you are not grateful.

00:28:45They also tell us

00:28:46which Vidya Mandir

00:28:47did you?

00:28:48And how did you do it?

00:28:49How did you do it?

00:28:53After all,

00:28:54after all,

00:28:55what?

00:28:56What?

00:28:57What is it?

00:29:00It's true.

00:29:01What's your name

00:29:02you have?

00:29:03Yushi.

00:29:04Which Vidya Mandir

00:29:05is the center?

00:29:07I have understood.

00:29:08It's a small

00:29:09dharka.

00:29:10There's no one.

00:29:12There's no one.

00:29:13You know

00:29:14tricks

00:29:15in coaching.

00:29:16Some questions are tough

00:29:17so don't waste time.

00:29:18Some questions are big.

00:29:19You will also know

00:29:20some big questions

00:29:21to waste time.

00:29:22I was motivated

00:29:23and studying modules.

00:29:24But I thought

00:29:25I was studying modules

00:29:26in Fitji.

00:29:27I have to do something different.

00:29:28I have to do something different.

00:29:29I have to do something different.

00:29:30I have to do something different.

00:29:31I have to do something different.

00:29:32I have to do something different.

00:29:33I have to do something different.

00:29:34Do you want to guess?

00:29:35What?

00:29:36R.D. Sharma.

00:29:37Close, close.

00:29:38Do you want to guess here?

00:29:39R.S. Agarwal.

00:29:40Huh?

00:29:41H.C.O.R.

00:29:42No, no.

00:29:43H.C.O.R.

00:29:44Close, close.

00:29:45Oh, very close, very close.

00:29:46I'll tell you.

00:29:47There's a book called The Secret.

00:29:50That's the one who has read.

00:29:51Okay?

00:29:52Who doesn't know.

00:29:53He's a self-help book.

00:29:54Okay?

00:29:55It's a very good book.

00:29:56Who has a secret idea here?

00:29:58Or has he studied a little bit?

00:30:00Give me a raise of hands?

00:30:01Alright.

00:30:02Okay.

00:30:03Who doesn't have a secret context,

00:30:04I'll tell you.

00:30:05I'll tell you.

00:30:06I'll tell you.

00:30:07I'll tell you.

00:30:08I'll tell you.

00:30:09I'll tell you today.

00:30:10I'll tell you.

00:30:11How to do anything.

00:30:12Who has a dream?

00:30:13I'll tell you.

00:30:18Hello, brother.

00:30:19What's your name, brother?

00:30:21Aman?

00:30:22Aman, brother.

00:30:23What are you doing now in life?

00:30:28Okay.

00:30:29Are you doing college?

00:30:36Your dream is an English course.

00:30:40No, no.

00:30:41What's happening?

00:30:42No, no.

00:30:43It's a wrong thing.

00:30:44It's a little bit, brother.

00:30:45It's our Hindi language.

00:30:49What are you studying now?

00:30:51Artists.

00:30:53Huh?

00:30:54Art?

00:30:55Fine arts.

00:30:56Oh, oh, fuck.

00:30:59My friend has done it.

00:31:00He's very bad.

00:31:01I mean, nothing happens after that.

00:31:04What do you do?

00:31:05You stay in the third class?

00:31:12Your...

00:31:13Aman, your dream is something.

00:31:15I can complete it.

00:31:17Your dream is something.

00:31:18No one wants to do something in fine arts.

00:31:21A little...

00:31:23Openly think.

00:31:24Huh?

00:31:25The direction of comedy.

00:31:26The direction of comedy.

00:31:27The direction of comedy.

00:31:28This is your dream.

00:31:31Who are you, brother?

00:31:33Who are you?

00:31:34Who are you?

00:31:35Who are you?

00:31:36Who are you?

00:31:37Yes, I'm going to do it.

00:31:38Who are you?

00:31:39Who are you?

00:31:44I won't start the show.

00:31:45I won't start the show.

00:31:47Tell us who you are.

00:31:54Tell us, brother.

00:31:55Tell us some crazy dreams.

00:31:56You have to become an art director.

00:31:57You have to become an art director.

00:31:58You have to become an art director.

00:31:59Okay.

00:32:01This is all your wildest.

00:32:02All right.

00:32:05Is there anything successful?

00:32:06The movie was done?

00:32:07Then flopped.

00:32:08Then?

00:32:10You will see another one?

00:32:11You will see another one?

00:32:12Tell us some crazy dreams.

00:32:17You are an art director.

00:32:20Okay.

00:32:22No, no.

00:32:23I'm telling you a trick.

00:32:24I have written an art director.

00:32:25Okay.

00:32:27To Aman.

00:32:29To Aman.

00:32:31By...

00:32:33By?

00:32:35By Universe.

00:32:37Yes.

00:32:38Okay.

00:32:39This is your dream.

00:32:42Okay.

00:32:43Do you have to do anything?

00:32:44Do you have to do anything?

00:32:47Do not do that too.

00:32:50You too.

00:32:51You too.

00:32:52What do you have to do?

00:32:53Do you have to go to the wall?

00:32:55Do you have to go to the wall?

00:32:56Do you have to wake up every morning?

00:32:57Do you have to see every day?

00:32:59Okay.

00:33:00Do you have to do it in a loop?

00:33:01Do you have to say it as a law of attraction?

00:33:03Okay.

00:33:04Manifestation.

00:33:05Okay.

00:33:06Do you pass this to them?

00:33:07Do you have to do it in a loop?

00:33:11Look.

00:33:12This is the way.

00:33:14Okay.

00:33:15Don't do anything for a day.

00:33:17You don't have to do anything.

00:33:18You don't have to do anything.

00:33:19You don't have to do anything like fine arts.

00:33:21You don't have to do anything like that.

00:33:22So,

00:33:23watch the wall every day,

00:33:24watch the wall,

00:33:25watch the wall,

00:33:26watch the wall,

00:33:27watch the wall.

00:33:28If there is no reason for it,

00:33:29then the one who has a bad idea,

00:33:30the one who has a bad idea of the author's author.

00:33:32I will take a little bit.

00:33:33You don't have to do anything like that.

00:33:34My job is a bad idea.

00:33:35You know?

00:33:36That's it, brother.

00:33:37The secret.

00:33:38Now, I'll tell you the context.

00:33:39They talk about law of attraction.

00:33:40They say that if you want to achieve anything,

00:33:42then you think that you have done.

00:33:44That's it.

00:33:45That's it.

00:33:46That's it.

00:33:47If you have to shift someone from Australia,

00:33:48tell you this trick.

00:33:49If you have to shift someone from Australia,

00:33:50why do you have furniture on your house?

00:33:51That's all the waste.

00:33:53Why do you have clothes in Alvira?

00:33:55Put it in a suitcase.

00:33:56Why don't you have to get a ticket?

00:33:58Take a ticket.

00:34:00Sit alone.

00:34:02Think I'm in Australia.

00:34:04I'm going to go.

00:34:06I'm very big.

00:34:07That's it.

00:34:08If you don't buy Lamborghini,

00:34:10then test drive.

00:34:11Feel.

00:34:12Don't drive.

00:34:13Don't drive.

00:34:14Don't drive.

00:34:15Don't drive.

00:34:16Don't drive.

00:34:17Don't drive.

00:34:18That's it, brother.

00:34:19I'm very smart.

00:34:21I'm an IITian.

00:34:23I'm going to feel for IIT Delhi.

00:34:26I'm very angry.

00:34:27And the guard is waiting.

00:34:28Where are you going?

00:34:29I'm going to go.

00:34:30I'm going to go.

00:34:31Where is the iCard?

00:34:32I'm not going to go.

00:34:33I'm going to go.

00:34:34I'm going to go.

00:34:35You're a little bit of this type.

00:34:38You're a PhD student.

00:34:42I'm not going to go.

00:34:43No, no.

00:34:44B-tech student.

00:34:45I'm not going to go.

00:34:46Where is the iCard?

00:34:47I'm going to go.

00:34:48I'm going to go.

00:34:49From here.

00:34:50From here.

00:34:51They say, brother, my thing is going to take you.

00:34:53Take your hand.

00:35:00I'm going to talk about this in a tone.

00:35:01I don't have respect.

00:35:03I came back.

00:35:06I came back.

00:35:07I said, you don't have to see something.

00:35:09So I pulled a marker.

00:35:10I went to the wall and I wrote it.

00:35:12I.I.T.D.

00:35:14I wrote it.

00:35:15It's a permanent marker.

00:35:16I was at the house in my mom.

00:35:18And my mom told me, what are you doing?

00:35:20I wrote it on the wall.

00:35:21What is this?

00:35:22What is this?

00:35:23I said, Mom, I'm...

00:35:24Attraction law.

00:35:25Attraction law of attraction.

00:35:27Manifestation.

00:35:28What is this?

00:35:30I said, Mom, it's like this.

00:35:32You haven't read the secret book.

00:35:34I said, where are you coming from?

00:35:35She said, I'm asking for money.

00:35:39Wow, boy.

00:35:40She said, you asked for money in the last year.

00:35:42But it didn't happen.

00:35:43She said, this time I asked for money.

00:35:45I asked for money.

00:35:46I said, I mean, Carrie, I committed more.

00:35:48I said, what do you mean?

00:35:49Carrie, I told God that I will not normally come.

00:35:52I will start with moonwalk.

00:35:54Then I will do a little cartwheel.

00:35:56Then I will send it to handstand.

00:35:58I said, man.

00:35:59It's a little difference.

00:36:00How are you reaching for the venue?

00:36:03Is there any, bro?

00:36:06Is there any proof?

00:36:08I am confirming this.

00:36:13And, Mom, it just happened.

00:36:14She said, or, it's actually...

00:36:15You wrote it as a permanent market.

00:36:19Now, it has made the waste of the building.

00:36:21I said, here.

00:36:22She's listening to the talking.

00:36:25I said, what does it mean?

00:36:26I said, Mom, we have to do whitewashed.

00:36:27Where will the money come from whitewashed?

00:36:29I said, Mom, she'll...

00:36:31That's right, what's the insurance price?

00:36:34What's the insurance price?

00:36:36No insurance price is not saved.

00:36:37First, I put it in FitG, $4,000,000.

00:36:40Then I put it in FitG, $2,000,000.

00:36:41Then I put it in the Vidya Mandir, $2,000,000.

00:36:42All of them are finished.

00:36:43You have to do it, you have no option.

00:36:45Relative pressure is coming.

00:36:46And what's your job for in your drop year?

00:36:49You have to do it for IIT, so you will get out of IIT,

00:36:50and what will you do?

00:36:51There's no option.

00:36:55I said, Mom, you have to do it.

00:36:57I said, there's pressure.

00:36:59Why won't you do it?

00:37:01I said, why do you listen to relatives?

00:37:03Why do you listen to relatives?

00:37:04I said, Mom, I can't block my life from my life.

00:37:11I said, I can't block you too.

00:37:14I said, what did I say?

00:37:15I said, nothing, nothing.

00:37:16I said, Mom, you have to do it.

00:37:19Motivate yourself.

00:37:20It doesn't happen to write like that.

00:37:22And I said, I went out of the room.

00:37:25So I wrote a new dream on my vision board.

00:37:29I said, Relatives are blocking my mom.

00:37:34Mom, they are blocking me.

00:37:38I felt a little guilty.

00:37:39And I started watching some motivational videos.

00:37:44I said, I'm not going to hide you from them.

00:37:46I said, Sandeep Maheshwari.

00:37:49I don't know that at that time.

00:37:52It's going to peak at that time.

00:37:55But I thought, not enough motivation.

00:37:57I'm not that motivated.

00:37:59Oh, I'm going to ask you from them.

00:38:01So if for a girl, there's no money attraction, okay?

00:38:04So there's another attraction.

00:38:05Second.

00:38:05Which is?

00:38:06LADKEE.

00:38:07LADKEE.

00:38:08Yes. Thank you, ma'am.

00:38:09You said, I'm glad.

00:38:10I've asked the same question yesterday.

00:38:12They said,

00:38:12I'm the main point of the girl.

00:38:14I don't know.

00:38:16This is not, bro.

00:38:22LADKEE is the right answer.

00:38:24I don't know about a girl.

00:38:26Whose name is

00:38:28okay?

00:38:29She's a very beautiful girl.

00:38:31She's very beautiful.

00:38:33How do you think?

00:38:35Very.

00:38:37I'm going to tell you the reason.

00:38:38Why is my motivation?

00:38:39Actually, we can't use names.

00:38:43So we figure another name.

00:38:45But I'm going to tell you the rank.

00:38:46Basically, it was the rank.

00:38:47All India rank.

00:38:48I'm not going to tell you the rank.

00:38:49I'm going to give a hint.

00:38:50Basically, under 30 and above 28.

00:38:54So...

00:38:56Okay.

00:38:57You'll have to start the idea.

00:38:59She was very beautiful.

00:39:02I mean,

00:39:03we figured out a name too.

00:39:07There are some girls who identify yourself

00:39:10beautiful and intelligent.

00:39:14Give me your Razor fans.

00:39:19We have one.

00:39:20I'd like to ask all the girls.

00:39:22I'd like to ask all the girls on your Instagram.

00:39:25What?

00:39:29What's your name?

00:39:30Himanshi.

00:39:31Himanshi?

00:39:32Yes.

00:39:32Do you identify yourself beautiful and intelligent?

00:39:34Yes.

00:39:35Yes.

00:39:35Okay.

00:39:36I'm going to use the word of himanshi.

00:39:38I would like to use the word of himanshi.

00:39:43You can use himanshi too.

00:39:44But what is the question?

00:39:45If I'm going to use himanshi,

00:39:46I'm going to use himanshi.

00:39:49What's your name?

00:39:49What's he using?

00:39:50Himanshi or Absara?

00:39:51I'm going to use the word of himanshi.

00:39:54What a mess of the audience is here.

00:39:56Then you're going to do it again.

00:39:58Okay.

00:39:58Himanshi, what have you done in your life?

00:40:02Look at your credibility,

00:40:03I'll use Himanshi.

00:40:04I'm a master's in applied mathematics.

00:40:08And I'm all-in-year-old 81-90.

00:40:11Whoa.

00:40:11Right now, I'm a mother of a four-month-old.

00:40:14And she...

00:40:15What? What? Four-month-old?

00:40:16She's a four-month-old daughter of Mary.

00:40:17What the matter?

00:40:18But I'm a big fan of yours.

00:40:19So, I'm even my husband is outside taking care of her.

00:40:23Oh, man.

00:40:32I put a lot of pressure on you.

00:40:37I'm going to go to my mother.

00:40:41We'll use himanshi.

00:40:42We'll use himanshi.

00:40:43Okay?

00:40:45He's a mananshi.

00:40:45I'm going to use himanshi.

00:40:52No, no, no.

00:40:53I'm going to get stuck in my trap.

00:40:56He's very beautiful.

00:40:57I mean,

00:40:57so much that I'm...

00:40:59One, two,

00:40:59you guys understand or not?

00:41:00And I'll beep the...

00:41:03But I'll tell you,

00:41:04because you guys are here,

00:41:05I'll tell you.

00:41:06My username is

00:41:07Underscore

00:41:10All right?

00:41:12Open account on Instagram.

00:41:13There are 60-70,000 followers of them.

00:41:14Okay?

00:41:15Very beautiful.

00:41:15Don't do it now in my show.

00:41:18In the village,

00:41:18you're going to keep me in the beach.

00:41:19You're going to keep doing it.

00:41:20You're going to keep me in the beach.

00:41:22I'm going to keep you in the beach.

00:41:23I'm going to keep you in the beach.

00:41:25I'm going to keep you in the beach.

00:41:26I'm going to keep you in the beach.

00:41:27Underscore

00:41:27S.

00:41:27Very beautiful.

00:41:29And beautiful...

00:41:29Beautiful is so big in India.

00:41:32You guys know this stuff.

00:41:33Beautiful is so big.

00:41:34And India is a very weird country.

00:41:36I've seen that the whole spectrum

00:41:38we covered.

00:41:39Either beautiful is so big,

00:41:40or straight,

00:41:42you like Zakir Khan.

00:41:42You understand?

00:41:43You have to take a drop.

00:41:45You have to take a drop.

00:41:46It's very beautiful,

00:41:47or the worst?

00:41:50What's going on?

00:41:52I'm just saying looks-wise.

00:41:54It's just a colourful.

00:41:55Then everyone knows them,

00:41:56and they're so...

00:41:57This...

00:42:01This is a shout-out.

00:42:04This will come from the shout-out.

00:42:07It means,

00:42:07you have to be such a big thing.

00:42:09Oh!

00:42:11This is a big thing.

00:42:13Because in India,

00:42:13most of the people

00:42:14look like Gandhi.

00:42:15So that's for them.

00:42:17There's a lot of examples of Zakir Khan.

00:42:18He's a king.

00:42:19He's a king.

00:42:21This is a reality, brother.

00:42:25Okay, man.

00:42:25You too,

00:42:26my voice will be a lot.

00:42:28Oh, shit!

00:42:30He said to Zakir Khan.

00:42:34He's very big, okay?

00:42:37Zakir Khan.

00:42:39No, man.

00:42:42It's a lot.

00:42:43Man, I mean...

00:42:45I mean,

00:42:45I always admire him so much.

00:42:48In fact,

00:42:48my phone's wallpaper was also

00:42:50of him.

00:42:52Okay?

00:42:52We do this in childhood.

00:42:54I was a lot of crazy.

00:42:55I was going to Vidya Mandir

00:42:56and I was laughing at my phone's wallpaper.

00:42:57And all my batchmates asked,

00:42:58who is this?

00:42:59And I told them that

00:43:00actually,

00:43:01in IIT Delhi,

00:43:01with computer science,

00:43:02taking all of them,

00:43:03so he got all motivated.

00:43:06He was trying to do the whole batch.

00:43:08Vidya Mandir and he went to the top.

00:43:09His mother went to the top.

00:43:10It was very crazy, brother.

00:43:14Just tell me to you.

00:43:14I...

00:43:1610-10 hours,

00:43:1712-12 hours,

00:43:18after that,

00:43:19I was so serious

00:43:20for going to IIT.

00:43:21My IIT paper was

00:43:23one day before,

00:43:23Bits paper.

00:43:24Bits?

00:43:24You guys didn't have Bits?

00:43:25Yeah.

00:43:26So I gave Bits paper

00:43:27and there's my 340 number.

00:43:29And in 340 number,

00:43:30I get something in Bits.

00:43:31So I was feeling a little bit more.

00:43:33The next day,

00:43:33I had my IIT paper.

00:43:34I was ready.

00:43:35I started the paper

00:43:37and it was in the maths section.

00:43:39And the first question was

00:43:40the first one was tough.

00:43:42I said,

00:43:42boy,

00:43:44you're making my shoes.

00:43:46I've been learning.

00:43:48The second one was a little big.

00:43:50I said,

00:43:50boy, you're getting a little bit.

00:43:53I went to the page.

00:43:54Tough, tough.

00:43:56Big, big.

00:43:59Big, tough.

00:43:59Tough.

00:44:01Tough, big.

00:44:01Tough, tough.

00:44:02Page peltas tough,

00:44:03which big was big.

00:44:04I said,

00:44:05boy,

00:44:05I didn't have training for that.

00:44:07I went to the page peltas

00:44:09and I started physics.

00:44:10I said,

00:44:10boy,

00:44:10man,

00:44:11do you have anything in math?

00:44:12I said,

00:44:13I went to the page peltas

00:44:14back.

00:44:15A matrix and determinants

00:44:16chapter in the match

00:44:17in that,

00:44:18something comes to 1-0.

00:44:20So after that,

00:44:21after making money,

00:44:23after making money,

00:44:25IIT's most prestigious

00:44:26college of India.

00:44:281-0.

00:44:291-0.

00:44:31I came to the night,

00:44:32I was back home

00:44:32and answered me.

00:44:33And my number became

00:44:34minus 1-0.

00:44:37Minus 1-0.

00:44:39And as it was minus 2 total,

00:44:40I got hit a little bit.

00:44:41It was very bad.

00:44:42And my paper,

00:44:42I gave a little carbon copy.

00:44:44It was a little bit.

00:44:44And I went to the room in the bedroom

00:44:46and closed the door.

00:44:47And my mother witnessed

00:44:49this.

00:44:49And my mother was like,

00:44:50that my mother thought

00:44:51that she was going to fall.

00:44:53It has happened

00:44:54from this life.

00:44:55First, my mother tried

00:44:56to open the door.

00:44:57I said,

00:44:57no, no, my mother,

00:44:58leave me alone.

00:44:59So my mother got a lot

00:45:00of attention.

00:45:00My mother called me to the brother,

00:45:01and said,

00:45:02talk to her once again.

00:45:03My brother called me.

00:45:05And my brother said,

00:45:05Mother, don't be so angry.

00:45:08I just studied on Kora.

00:45:13Two years ago,

00:45:15Arijit Singh came in Bits.

00:45:17I said,

00:45:17I didn't listen to him.

00:45:19I didn't hear

00:45:20Arijit Singh's songs.

00:45:22I said,

00:45:22brother,

00:45:22I think this is the only option.

00:45:23What can I do with you?

00:45:25I said,

00:45:26I took a marker.

00:45:30I made that I's B.

00:45:32I made that D.

00:45:33I made a small S.

00:45:34I said,

00:45:35this is the only thing.

00:45:37The next day,

00:45:37brother came.

00:45:38And it was 4-5 hours away.

00:45:40So, brother was sitting.

00:45:41I was sitting.

00:45:42My mother was sitting.

00:45:43So, brother,

00:45:43after the movie,

00:45:44I was showing me bits.

00:45:45So, I was happy.

00:45:47And my mother was angry.

00:45:48I was also angry.

00:45:49And brother was just saying,

00:45:50brother,

00:45:51it's good.

00:45:53I mean,

00:45:54bits are good.

00:45:56You see,

00:45:57they always say this.

00:45:58Bits are good.

00:46:00They never say bits are good.

00:46:02IIT is good.

00:46:03And bits are good.

00:46:04I think in bits,

00:46:05the full form of B is B.

00:46:06Because...

00:46:09She was understanding that it's good.

00:46:10If we look at the top ranking,

00:46:12I was understanding that in the top five IITs,

00:46:15after that,

00:46:15bits are coming.

00:46:16After that,

00:46:17all the IITs are coming.

00:46:19And...

00:46:22It's up.

00:46:23So, I was also angry at that time.

00:46:24My mother was angry at that time.

00:46:25So, brother,

00:46:26that's the same level.

00:46:28It's private,

00:46:29but it's good.

00:46:29So, mother said,

00:46:30it's private?

00:46:33So, brother said,

00:46:33yes, that's 3-4 lakh fees.

00:46:35That's the difference.

00:46:35Mother went out in the room

00:46:37and went out wearing white sadi.

00:46:43Put the message to him.

00:46:47Mother doesn't take ownership anywhere.

00:46:49Mother said,

00:46:50no, no, no.

00:46:51I mean, don't be angry at that.

00:46:53But,

00:46:54I had a doubt to my brother,

00:46:55that when the main paper is correct,

00:46:57when the bits is correct,

00:46:58then what's wrong with the IIT paper?

00:47:00I said,

00:47:01I don't know what happened.

00:47:02And we answered it again.

00:47:03And I made my 144 number.

00:47:04And 144...

00:47:05Usually, you have 180 in order to get under 4,000 rank,

00:47:09to get something in IIT Delhi.

00:47:11Okay?

00:47:12Um...

00:47:13But there was a catch here,

00:47:14that I had a paper in 2016.

00:47:16Okay?

00:47:17And...

00:47:18In 2016,

00:47:20the IIT paper was made by IIT Madras.

00:47:23And the IIT Madras,

00:47:24you know,

00:47:25Madras,

00:47:26they want to change something from us.

00:47:27Okay?

00:47:28So,

00:47:29they made a paper very tough.

00:47:30Very tough.

00:47:31They thought,

00:47:32if we can only do South Indian,

00:47:33it will not be from North Indian.

00:47:34And they didn't understand,

00:47:35that they are related to competitive exams.

00:47:38So,

00:47:39the whole North Indian has gone out.

00:47:40They have not broken the paper.

00:47:42And when it broke the paper,

00:47:43what happens?

00:47:44Cut off,

00:47:46it goes down.

00:47:47I checked my brother's rank,

00:47:49and the rank came,

00:47:503718.

00:47:52Oh, my brother.

00:47:54My brother is crazy.

00:47:56And,

00:47:57it's such a beautiful rank,

00:47:583718.

00:47:59At that point,

00:48:00you get a cow branch in IIT Delhi.

00:48:01Okay?

00:48:02And I had to go to IIT Delhi.

00:48:04I wasn't sexual for any branch.

00:48:06Okay?

00:48:07So,

00:48:08I was very happy.

00:48:09Brother,

00:48:10I killed him again.

00:48:11I went back.

00:48:12I went back.

00:48:13He said,

00:48:14I wrote a cow.

00:48:16IIT Delhi best.

00:48:17Then,

00:48:18I came back.

00:48:19And I said,

00:48:20IIT came back.

00:48:21And,

00:48:22mom said,

00:48:23I said,

00:48:24you're dead.

00:48:25I said,

00:48:26you're dead.

00:48:27You're dead.

00:48:28You're dead.

00:48:29You're dead.

00:48:30I got all the credit.

00:48:31I've done so much.

00:48:33I've done so much.

00:48:35Now,

00:48:36I've left a dog after that.

00:48:38It's trauma.

00:48:40But here,

00:48:41a beautiful thing,

00:48:42you can see,

00:48:43that,

00:48:44I got the opportunity for my IIT

00:48:45and admission.

00:48:47There is a magic trick

00:48:48that works.

00:48:49There is something from four.

00:48:50Either

00:48:51the motivation of humanity,

00:48:53right?

00:48:54Or the secret book,

00:48:55or Manat,

00:48:56or the baby.

00:48:57There is something from these four.

00:48:59Actually,

00:49:00we won't really know

00:49:01what works from these four.

00:49:03If we all know,

00:49:04we can complete our dreams.

00:49:07Right?

00:49:08No one,

00:49:09how much,

00:49:10a small dream,

00:49:11we can complete it.

00:49:12Instead,

00:49:13become an art director,

00:49:14anything.

00:49:17We can achieve anything.

00:49:18If we know,

00:49:19what is the trick?

00:49:20Four things.

00:49:22It's not like relationships.

00:49:24You make four people

00:49:25and then choose

00:49:26who is your soulmate.

00:49:30What happened to you?

00:49:32This is the trick.

00:49:33your soulmate.

00:49:34Don't do this

00:49:35that you make one person,

00:49:36then break up,

00:49:37then a new person.

00:49:38You never know.

00:49:39Because your personality

00:49:40is changing with time.

00:49:41You will think that

00:49:42the other person

00:49:43can understand.

00:49:44This is the trick

00:49:46in four or seven.

00:49:48Four people in seven,

00:49:49and choose one soulmate

00:49:51which is the best.

00:49:52This is the model.

00:49:53They call it

00:49:54as a model.

00:49:55They call it.

00:49:56Yes.

00:50:06Hmmmmmm.

00:50:08Zakir Bhai.

00:50:11But Munawar Lodeh, huh?

00:50:15Wow, Adiyah.

00:50:20Crazy, you guys are crazy.

00:50:26Mom started dialogue with me when I was going to college.

00:50:30She said,

00:50:30Mother, you're going to college.

00:50:33One thing, always remember.

00:50:34Don't put your hands on cigarettes and alcohol.

00:50:37You're my fault.

00:50:40So I started like the direct ganja.

00:50:45I was going to go to a proper blunt joint.

00:50:47If I had a tobacco, I would give it to him.

00:50:50What kind of upbringing is your upbringing?

00:50:52Mom didn't teach me anything.

00:50:54Only Haramal Dari.

00:50:59When I was in IIT,

00:51:01I feel a little bit like that you've achieved something.

00:51:05Boy, tell me,

00:51:07when you were in the first year,

00:51:08you feel that I'm different from the other losers.

00:51:11In the first year, I feel like it's a brahman.

00:51:13Is it your brahman broke?

00:51:14Or is it your brahman broke or now you feel like it's broken?

00:51:17It's broken.

00:51:19It's so cute, man.

00:51:21I've also come to a lot of children.

00:51:22In the first year, I've come to a lot.

00:51:23I was going to go to IIT Delhi.

00:51:25And I saw the guard at the main gate.

00:51:27And I thought,

00:51:28I'll take my hand here, okay?

00:51:31I'm always in my mood.

00:51:33I went to college.

00:51:34I went to college and I slowly understand

00:51:36that the respect of IIT

00:51:38is not that much of the people tell me.

00:51:41Like in Quora, there's a question.

00:51:43Why every IITian should have a girlfriend?

00:51:45There are 50-60 answers.

00:51:46I was very happy to see that question.

00:51:47But I looked at it,

00:51:48that was not asked for an IITian.

00:51:50And IITian was not answering.

00:51:52I just said,

00:51:53they are nice, they are cute,

00:51:55we are brilliant.

00:51:56And I said, what?

00:51:58Is it your answer right here?

00:52:02I was going to the metro one day.

00:52:03There was an auntie sitting in the metro.

00:52:05And the aunties are used to talk in front of you.

00:52:07Because they don't have Instagram, right?

00:52:10They feel lonely.

00:52:12So they asked them,

00:52:13who are you from college?

00:52:14So I said, auntie, IIT Delhi.

00:52:15So auntie was standing and said, sit down.

00:52:19I said, auntie, this is a big thing.

00:52:21They said, they are cute,

00:52:22my station is coming.

00:52:26That's why I understood.

00:52:28I don't have much respect for that.

00:52:30IITian's most respect is IITian.

00:52:32I understand.

00:52:33And no one does.

00:52:34There was no respect for IIT outside.

00:52:35I didn't have much respect for college.

00:52:37Because I got my second-last branch in the college.

00:52:40Biochemical Engineering and Biotechnology.

00:52:43I don't know about this branch.

00:52:45I will give you a little context.

00:52:46Like, if I was a child of IIT computer science,

00:52:49they would say, cream of India.

00:52:50Cream of India.

00:52:51Like, biotech people say, malai of chai.

00:52:53They would take it.

00:52:54Okay?

00:52:55No one doesn't know.

00:52:56But I don't know.

00:52:57I don't know if I was a child of IIT Delhi.

00:52:59So my child is gone.

00:53:01In his mind, he was here.

00:53:03He didn't know anything about biotech.

00:53:05So, like, in-shorts, there were news.

00:53:08In the time of COVID,

00:53:09the children of IIT Delhi took a mask,

00:53:11took a sanitizer.

00:53:12You heard this type of news.

00:53:13So, there was no friend of mine at home.

00:53:15So, I felt like I flexed in front of them.

00:53:20You took a mask?

00:53:22And auntie is watching me

00:53:23and I'm eating with her hands in front of them.

00:53:27Auntie, I don't know anything.

00:53:29In the name of chemical,

00:53:30I have to clean the pipe of the chemical.

00:53:35It was a lot of fun in college,

00:53:36because it was our nickname of the branch.

00:53:38Because it was Biochemical and Biotechnology.

00:53:40So, BB was.

00:53:40So, I called them, Baba.

00:53:42Okay?

00:53:43It was a lot of fun.

00:53:44I used to call them, Baba.

00:53:46But I didn't feel so bad,

00:53:48because the last branch of us was textile technology,

00:53:51which I called them.

00:53:55Okay, Baba.

00:53:57Baba is right.

00:54:00Trout Baba is right.

00:54:01Okay.

00:54:06My number was not good at college.

00:54:07One of the reasons is that my brain was not too strong.

00:54:11And in I.A.T.,

00:54:12the brain was very strong.

00:54:13So, relatively,

00:54:14I was very disappointed.

00:54:17For a long time, I didn't know that

00:54:19it's not CGP out of five.

00:54:23What time?

00:54:25It was a lot of fun, Baba.

00:54:28There was no other reason,

00:54:28why did my number not come to college?

00:54:30It was a fun fact that I was in three groups,

00:54:32in three major groups,

00:54:32with which I would chill.

00:54:34And I knew that when I would chill with each other,

00:54:37the rest of us would study.

00:54:40I was still chilling.

00:54:42After all, I was alone.

00:54:44One time, we were chilling.

00:54:45We were around the cultural festival.

00:54:47We were entering the open air theater.

00:54:48And on the other side, there was a food stall.

00:54:50So, on the other side, there was a very bright light.

00:54:55And when we saw you,

00:54:56there was a human being standing.

00:55:01And they were standing with my seniors with my hostel.

00:55:03Okay?

00:55:05I mean, all my seniors knew that I am very admired.

00:55:08So, they called me, the seniors,

00:55:09and I would say,

00:55:09I would say,

00:55:10and I was totally surprised,

00:55:11that I was in this moment.

00:55:15So, I was taking slow steps,

00:55:17and I was thinking,

00:55:18what will I talk about?

00:55:19How will I impress them?

00:55:20Okay?

00:55:21And I reached there.

00:55:22And my seniors introduced me,

00:55:25as a formality,

00:55:26that they are not being able,

00:55:27and that they are not a bio-chemical,

00:55:29and that they do not give them much.

00:55:30Okay?

00:55:31And that they are computer science.

00:55:32And I thought,

00:55:33I don't know about them.

00:55:36I know everyone.

00:55:38It's their favorite TV series.

00:55:41When Monica proposed to Chandler,

00:55:43it was her favorite episode.

00:55:46It's in Dwaraka Sector 4.

00:55:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:55:50Second floor is their house.

00:55:53It's horrible.

00:55:58I knew everything about them.

00:56:00Himanshi said,

00:56:02Hello, Madhur.

00:56:04And I said,

00:56:07Big fan didi.

00:56:08Big fan didi.

00:56:12He said,

00:56:12I realized that he fucked me.

00:56:14I said,

00:56:15I said something good.

00:56:16I said something good.

00:56:17I said something in Dropier.

00:56:18I said something in Dropier.

00:56:19And the Dropier line was worse.

00:56:21I said,

00:56:22Didi,

00:56:22IIT crack for some tricks.

00:56:23I said,

00:56:24I said,

00:56:26I said,

00:56:26I'm going to do another one.

00:56:28I asked something real-time.

00:56:29I asked something real-time.

00:56:30It was worse.

00:56:31I said,

00:56:32Didi,

00:56:32I said,

00:56:33I was going to do another two hours a day.

00:56:36I said,

00:56:36What am I going to do?

00:56:37I said,

00:56:38What am I going to do?

00:56:39I'm going to get out of here.

00:56:40I said,

00:56:40I'll go out of here.

00:56:41Before I get out of here,

00:56:42Fuck you.

00:56:42I'll do something like that.

00:56:43I'll go out of here.

00:56:46I'm going to get out of here.

00:56:47I'm going to get out of here.

00:56:48I'm going to get out of here.

00:56:49I'm not going to do anything in my life.

00:56:49I'm not getting out of my number.

00:56:50I'm not getting out of here.

00:56:53I was very sad.

00:56:56I didn't have to get the number.

00:56:56I didn't have to get the placement.

00:56:58So I researched how to get the number in IIT.

00:57:01Then I knew about an golden rule.

00:57:03I don't know if anyone heard from me.

00:57:06Basically,

00:57:06a rule is that if your roommate is suicide.

00:57:13If your roommate is suicide,

00:57:18then they give you 10 CGB in that semester.

00:57:21Okay?

00:57:22That's the logic of mental health.

00:57:23That it will get traumatized.

00:57:31So I got my new goal.

00:57:34I got to understand how I have to do all the work.

00:57:36The whole room is clean.

00:57:38Then I'm going to get into a bottle of finial.

00:57:40I'm going to get drunk.

00:57:42I have never done a bottle of rat killa.

00:57:44I don't know how to eat it.

00:57:45They ate soup from the laundromat.

00:57:47They were forced to buy it ten years later.

00:57:49I don't know how to hit it.

00:57:50We are both late.

00:57:52I had to refer fans to the fan.

00:57:54I was trying to give him a fan.

00:57:56It's Usha.

00:57:59It's never gonna fall.

00:58:00It's possible.

00:58:02And I'm going to play a song.

00:58:04I used to use him in a subconscious.

00:58:06Baby, what are you?

00:58:07I had a lot of investors in it.

00:58:11I had a request on Facebook for other hostel seniors

00:58:14whose roommates had been suicide.

00:58:16I'm going to ask them.

00:58:17I'll tell you a trick.

00:58:18One of them told me,

00:58:20you've got the secret.

00:58:21I said, you've read it.

00:58:23He said, manifest, manifest.

00:58:25I'm going to manifest.

00:58:26You don't believe it.

00:58:28But I'm going to ask myself.

00:58:30I was going to ask myself.

00:58:32I was going to ask myself.

00:58:34I was going to ask myself,

00:58:36I was trying to moonwalk.

00:58:37I said, what a story.

00:58:39He said, how are you going?

00:58:41I said, I'm going to ask myself.

00:58:43Who's coming here?

00:58:45I'm going to ask myself.

00:58:47I said, what's the matter?

00:58:49I said, what's the number?

00:58:51What else do you need?

00:58:53That's the answer.

00:58:55You want to buy five.

00:58:57I said, another person comes to drink cigarettes.

00:59:01I said, I'm going to drink cigarettes.

00:59:03I've got cigarettes to drink cigarettes.

00:59:07I asked myself the answer.

00:59:10I said, mother,

00:59:11just remember one thing.

00:59:14I said,

00:59:15I was like,

00:59:16Juwa.

00:59:17Juwa.

00:59:18Why?

00:59:19Why do you juva?

00:59:20I am doing this.

00:59:21I'm saying that.

00:59:23When the mother goes into the worst,

00:59:24she loses her first bet.

00:59:25She loses her big enough luck.

00:59:26She loses her.

00:59:27I lose her.

00:59:28I lose her.

00:59:29I lose her.

00:59:30I lose her.

00:59:40Thank you, mommy.

00:59:42Mother is the name of God.

00:59:45I went to the hostel again, brother.

00:59:47I opened my roommate and said, brother, go to Goa.

00:59:50I said, go to Goa. I said, go to the casino.

00:59:54You know, Goa is legal.

00:59:56There is a lot of rules in India that if you can't play on the ground,

00:59:58you'll get out of the water.

00:59:59I said, go to Goa.

01:00:00I said, he played poker a little bit and he played a little bit.

01:00:03I said, I'll play poker there.

01:00:05I said, yes, I'll play poker.

01:00:06I said, you play the big one.

01:00:08And this is a special thing about poker.

01:00:09If you say a little bit of a poker player, he plays good, he will win.

01:00:12Try it, he doesn't understand his bluff.

01:00:15I said, go, go, go.

01:00:16I thought he was a very gullible type.

01:00:19He was getting to the head of the head.

01:00:20I was very happy.

01:00:21We went to Goa and went to a casino.

01:00:25There is a very good casino.

01:00:28I said, blackjack and small games, you can play in the middle.

01:00:31But the poker is a very heavy buy-in.

01:00:33It's a very heavy buy-in.

01:00:35So I told him, man.

01:00:37I said, 20,000 is a lot.

01:00:40I said, I said, man.

01:00:44Your father will send a hostel fees, right?

01:00:48I said, man.

01:00:49You play the big ones.

01:00:51I said, man.

01:00:52I said, my father will send a hostel fees.

01:00:56I said, man.

01:00:58I said, man, I said, he died.

01:00:59My mother is also my father's role-play.

01:01:02He plays a child as a father.

01:01:04I said, don't be emotional.

01:01:06I said, okay, I play.

01:01:07I said, man.

01:01:08I'm a big boy.

01:01:09He started playing poker.

01:01:13I said, I have a kid who is sitting in the jungle.

01:01:16I said, they have a lot of friends.

01:01:19They have a lot of money.

01:01:20They have a lot of money.

01:01:21As everyone is running in a lot of crores.

01:01:23And they try to do all-in.

01:01:25They start to get the rookies.

01:01:26So he started playing.

01:01:28And in his first bet, 20,000 have got out of it.

01:01:31So in his first bet, 26,000 have got out of it.

01:01:33I said, I'm a beginner's luck.

01:01:37On the second bet, he's got 32,000 of his money.

01:01:42I didn't tell you this, Mom.

01:01:45But on the third bet, he opened his money.

01:01:48Poker, you know, he's trading a thing.

01:01:50Four, five, six, seven, eight.

01:01:53He's going to be trading.

01:01:55He was going to be trading.

01:01:56He was dependent on the last two.

01:01:57And when Gujju was trading,

01:01:58he was calling in and he was in the hoop.

01:02:00But he didn't make trading.

01:02:02Okay?

01:02:03He came to zero from 32,000.

01:02:11I remembered my mom's format.

01:02:14That Gujju is losing.

01:02:15First of all, he's losing his home.

01:02:17He's losing his hostel.

01:02:21The car is not going to grow.

01:02:23My wife...

01:02:24I told him,

01:02:25if you're a person,

01:02:26that's more sad.

01:02:29Why are you talking about someone?

01:02:31No person.

01:02:32I told him,

01:02:33why are you so sad?

01:02:34I said, brother,

01:02:35he went on a date,

01:02:36he went to Newton's and Ohm's law.

01:02:38He flipped it on Maxwell's.

01:02:42Maybe it was arts.

01:02:43You know,

01:02:44why are you a little scared of arts?

01:02:48I told him,

01:02:49that's not that.

01:02:50The girls of arts are so scared of arts.

01:02:53My mom told me this.

01:02:55I was so sad.

01:02:56I told him,

01:02:57I told him,

01:02:58I don't want to talk about this.

01:02:59I told him,

01:03:00no brother,

01:03:01I told him,

01:03:02you're very sad.

01:03:03We work.

01:03:04Let's take fresh air,

01:03:05roof top.

01:03:08We went to the roof top.

01:03:10Both of the HPAs.

01:03:11And I told him,

01:03:12that,

01:03:13that,

01:03:14that,

01:03:15that,

01:03:16that,

01:03:17you're not sad.

01:03:19And my roommate says,

01:03:20yes,

01:03:21that,

01:03:22that,

01:03:23that,

01:03:25...with my humanity.

01:03:30It's a little bit rough.

01:03:32And you're not your father.

01:03:37And your mother also does your father.

01:03:41My life has been a lot.

01:03:44I'm going to go.

01:03:47Then I told myself,

01:03:48...that this girl is going to be on my suicide.

01:03:51I told myself,

01:03:52I'm not going to be ashamed of you.

01:03:53What are you doing?

01:03:54I told myself,

01:03:55How did you tell me what I was doing?

01:03:56I told myself,

01:03:57You have written a suicide as a roommate on the wall.

01:04:02What the hell?

01:04:09I got a job on my plan.

01:04:12Then I will clear that

01:04:14I.I.T. and suicide.

01:04:16There's no pressure of studying.

01:04:18There's no pressure of studying.

01:04:19Get your roommate's custody.

01:04:21He was a mother.

01:04:23He has executed a plan.

01:04:25I was very disappointed.

01:04:26That was also very disappointed.

01:04:27Then I felt a goal-less feeling.

01:04:28I felt a purpose-less feeling.

01:04:29I felt like,

01:04:30Why are I.I.T. here?

01:04:31What reason for I.I.T. to crack?

01:04:34Then I asked him,

01:04:35Why are you here?

01:04:36I.I.T.

01:04:37He said,

01:04:38I wasn't actually my mind.

01:04:39I was actually my mind of UPSC.

01:04:41It was a lot.

01:04:42But someone told me

01:04:43that they don't have FESCI in UPSC.

01:04:48He said,

01:04:49And after I.I.T.

01:04:50He said,

01:04:51I was like,

01:04:52You're not for I.I.T.

01:04:53He said,

01:04:54I was like,

01:04:55I said,

01:04:56What do you mean?

01:04:57I mean,

01:04:58I don't like that.

01:05:00He said,

01:05:01How was your interaction?

01:05:03With I.I.T.

01:05:04I mean,

01:05:05He will be the most intelligent

01:05:06with whom you have done conversation

01:05:08throughout your life.

01:05:10I said,

01:05:11No,

01:05:12I was like,

01:05:13Arnav.

01:05:14I was like,

01:05:15Arnav.

01:05:16I was like,

01:05:17I was like,

01:05:18That was crazy.

01:05:19I told my roommate

01:05:21that Arnav

01:05:22wanted to do something with

01:05:23HC Verma.

01:05:25He was very intelligent.

01:05:27He said,

01:05:28What happened to Arnav?

01:05:29What happened to Arnav?

01:05:32I said,

01:05:33I didn't know that.

01:05:34At that time,

01:05:35I broke my friends

01:05:36as he tried to hit develop

01:05:37a joke.

01:05:38He said,

01:05:39What happened to Arnav?

01:05:40I googled it.

01:05:41I saw it.

01:05:42I was shocked

01:05:43by seeing the results.

01:05:44I mean,

01:05:45Arnav's rank came

01:05:47under 27

01:05:50and above 25.

01:05:51Okay?

01:05:52It was his all-India rank.

01:05:54Someone should guess

01:05:55on this rank.

01:05:56What does it take,

01:05:57child?

01:05:58Computer Science in?

01:05:59I.I.T. Bombay.

01:06:00I.I.T. Bombay.

01:06:01Arnav said something else.

01:06:03He didn't take

01:06:04Computer Science.

01:06:06In fact,

01:06:07he didn't take Bombay

01:06:08and I.I.T. Bombay

01:06:09He didn't take I.I.T.

01:06:10He didn't take I.I.T.

01:06:11He didn't take I.I.S.C. Bangalore

01:06:14B.I.S.C. Physics

01:06:16I was like,

01:06:19dude, this is a lot of money, dude.

01:06:21He was so inspired

01:06:23that, dude,

01:06:24who was sexual

01:06:25he just pursued it.

01:06:26You understand?

01:06:27He didn't listen to society.

01:06:28He didn't listen to parents.

01:06:29He didn't listen to coaching

01:06:30Institute

01:06:31He didn't listen to him

01:06:32if he gave his name

01:06:33and I.I.T.

01:06:34I was like,

01:06:36I was like,

01:06:37dude,

01:06:38I was like,

01:06:39dude,

01:06:40this is crazy.

01:06:41We went to a hostel

01:06:42and

01:06:43he was ready

01:06:44and

01:06:45he started coaching

01:06:46from my UPSC

01:06:47and

01:06:48he started.

01:06:50And

01:06:51I started comedy

01:06:52and

01:06:54and

01:06:55I started

01:06:56on YouTube

01:06:57and

01:06:58finally

01:06:59I filled my dream

01:07:00My mom

01:07:01watched those videos

01:07:02and they blocked me.

01:07:04Yes.

01:07:07My relatives watched my videos,

01:07:08and they blocked me to my mother.

01:07:11It's very true, bro.

01:07:13Law of Attraction is a job.

01:07:16It's very crazy.

01:07:17And my roommate,

01:07:18his 2-3 months ago,

01:07:19UPS was cleared.

01:07:20I.E.S. officer became, bro.

01:07:21I.E.S. officer.

01:07:22And I asked him to answer all the questions.

01:07:25And I asked him, bro,

01:07:26sometimes my ganja is going to get stuck.

01:07:28I said,

01:07:30I didn't need to take any tension.

01:07:32There is no tension.

01:07:33I won't leave,

01:07:33at that time, at that time,

01:07:35the same time they had to cry.

01:07:37I said, look, why did I cry?

01:07:39I cried before.

01:07:41I said, brother, just to tell them,

01:07:42mental health issues have been,

01:07:43anxiety, depression.

01:07:44They can leave it.

01:07:45I said I said, brother,

01:07:46I was also referring to you before.

01:07:47I said, it was anxiety and depression.

01:07:48I said, yes,

01:07:48it was a little bit about anxiety.

01:07:50He suddenly didn't do suicide again.

01:07:54I said, brother,

01:07:55this is also starting.

01:07:55I'm fine in college.

01:07:57I said, I just want to say this.

01:07:58I said, brother, but you come here.

01:07:59Why do you make it?

01:08:01I said, brother, I'll make it a little bit for your ganja.

01:08:04I said, it's a good thing.

01:08:07Why do you make it like this?

01:08:10Do you want to change the country?

01:08:12He said, no, no.

01:08:14Actually, Tina is a victim.

01:08:16I said, man.

01:08:19You're all in London.

01:08:21I'm trying to keep working in girls.

01:08:27But I had seen a movie.

01:08:32I knew that if a girl is murdered,

01:08:34her mother would forgive her.

01:08:36My mother had me unblocked.

01:08:38I went to Bangalore.

01:08:39I still love you.

01:08:39I played the latest video.

01:08:41And I went to Bangalore and...

01:08:44I didn't block it.

01:08:44Actually, my mother was very angry.

01:08:46And as I entered,

01:08:47my mother started to rant mode.

01:08:49She had to rant that...

01:08:51Mother, you're not ashamed.

01:08:53What are you doing with your life?

01:08:54I sold you for comedy.

01:08:56I put so much money.

01:08:57I worked so much.

01:08:58I don't know how much it is.

01:08:59I took gymnastics classes.

01:09:00I know you know how much it is.

01:09:05Allah, I said,

01:09:06What are you doing?

01:09:07What are you doing?

01:09:07What are you doing in the whole world?

01:09:09I got so much in the world.

01:09:10What are you doing?

01:09:13Why are you doing comedy?

01:09:16I said, Mom, actually...

01:09:18I'm a kid with Arnav.

01:09:21I don't have a rank yet.

01:09:23She said, Arnav's mother's butt.

01:09:26I'm a kid with a son.

01:09:34Oh, fuck.

01:09:37My mother had her back.

01:09:43Why are you looking for weed?

01:09:45I was like,

01:09:46I said,

01:09:47okay,

01:09:48you have a lot of people in front of you on YouTube.

01:09:50I didn't get any surprise to you.

01:09:51I saw your content,

01:09:52dark, vulgar,

01:09:53all you are doing is doing.

01:09:54Why?

01:09:55I didn't get any surprise to you.

01:09:56What content is it?

01:09:57He's doing comedy,

01:09:58he's cheating.

01:10:01I said,

01:10:02Mom, actually,

01:10:03that dark and vulgar

01:10:04is an audience perspective.

01:10:05For me,

01:10:06my father's death,

01:10:07my brother's cancer,

01:10:08and for me,

01:10:09you're a real story.

01:10:10For the audience,

01:10:11I give a disclaimer

01:10:12that you're dark.

01:10:13For me, it's a normal thing

01:10:14and vulgar too.

01:10:15I told you a lot later.

01:10:16I normally talk like this

01:10:17with a person

01:10:18or with a friend.

01:10:19After putting it on YouTube,

01:10:20he'll tell you

01:10:21the wrong things.

01:10:24I didn't know that.

01:10:27Don't forget your knowledge.

01:10:31Why don't you do something clean?

01:10:32I tried clean comedy too.

01:10:34I thought,

01:10:35Mom, actually,

01:10:37there's a new

01:10:38bit

01:10:39that I'm making solo.

01:10:41It's relatively clean.

01:10:43I'm talking about coaching

01:10:44I'm talking about IIT,

01:10:45I'm talking about you.

01:10:46I'm talking about you.

01:10:47I mean,

01:10:48there's no dark

01:10:49or vulgar

01:10:50but

01:10:51I'll give it

01:10:52in the background.

01:10:53I'll give it

01:10:54in the background.

01:10:55I'll give it

01:10:56too.

01:10:57I'm talking about you.

01:10:58I said,

01:10:59how are you doing

01:11:00clean,

01:11:01relatively clean

01:11:02what you're saying?

01:11:03I said,

01:11:04Mom, I don't know

01:11:05online,

01:11:06but I'm not afraid

01:11:07I've written

01:11:08five million views.

01:11:09I've written

01:11:10and I've written

01:11:11and I said,

01:11:12and how are you doing

01:11:13live now?

01:11:14I said,

01:11:15Mom, it's okay.

01:11:16I mean,

01:11:17it's okay.

01:11:18I said,

01:11:19what is the difference?

01:11:20I said,

01:11:21Mom,

01:11:22the audience

01:11:24that

01:11:25my YouTube videos

01:11:26or content

01:11:27are coming

01:11:28and they're

01:11:30watching me

01:11:31with a hope.

01:11:36That

01:11:37you're going to break.

01:11:39You're going to break.

01:11:40You're going to break.

01:11:41One more time.

01:11:43I said,

01:11:44this is a solo

01:11:45complete.

01:11:46After that,

01:11:47did you listen to

01:11:48some of that type?

01:11:58So,

01:11:59you're ready?

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