- 5/28/2025
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00:01Chukipawaba!
00:07Beautiful Bubba!
00:30I don't know how to do this
01:00Oh, man, the ice is already melting.
01:07I'll still take a soda.
01:30Geologists are still looking into the unusual quake centered at Lahui Beach that rocked the island this morning.
01:43Six, two, five, turn that thing off.
01:46I'm trying to get this communication relay back online, and you're not helping.
01:49Ah, what's a man?
01:51Can't handle plugging in wires by yourself?
01:53At least I'll be ready in case of a sandwich shortage.
01:56Shortage?
01:57Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
01:58Newsflash from the Crab Nebula space, whale.
02:00There was a quake today.
02:02I'm not taking chances.
02:03I'm stocking up.
02:05And two?
02:06You led luck sent tension?
02:08Why have you not reported?
02:09I hate my life.
02:11Dr. Halsterville, the communication relay was down.
02:14I pay you for results, and all you do is disappoint.
02:19If you do not bring me an experiment soon, I will abuse you physically as well as verbally.
02:25Understood, sir.
02:27Experiment 513 activated.
02:29Primary function, geological disruption.
02:32Ah, a quake-making experiment.
02:34Excellent.
02:36Bring it to me at once!
02:38I've called you all together for an emergency earthquake readiness meeting.
02:53Now, planetary shaking is measured on what is called a Richter scale.
02:57Today's quake was a 5.0.
02:59Quite moderate and perfectly normal, but a good reminder to us all.
03:03Be prepared and don't panic.
03:05Repeat!
03:05Do not panic!
03:07I'm thinking you are panicking.
03:09Me?
03:10Of course not!
03:10This planet is composed of a system of geologic faults and plates that are all in constant flux,
03:15which can lead to mass destruction!
03:18What are we doing?
03:20What are we doing?
03:21We should all be panicking!
03:22The sky is falling!
03:24The sky is falling!
03:25Knock it over!
03:25Knock it over!
03:29Thanks.
03:30A face full of cold-bonded hydrogen and oxygen always calms my nerves.
03:34Now, where was I?
03:34You were telling us not to panic when you started panicking.
03:38Oh, right.
03:40I just want to make sure we're all prepared.
03:42That's why I've put together these special earthquake kits.
03:46My research shows that these kits contain all the items one needs in case of a quake,
03:50such as dehydrated protein supplements,
03:54rehydration container,
03:56handheld incandescent illuminator,
03:57and with my outside expert experience,
04:01I've added a few items of my own.
04:03Anti-shaking belly buffer,
04:05metallic cranial protector,
04:08braided fiber quadruped restraint,
04:11modulated frequency receiver,
04:13emergency outreducer,
04:15and plenty of banded cloth adhesive to keep loose items in place.
04:19Any questions?
04:21Nani?
04:22Nani?
04:23Hey, Lilo.
04:24Is your sister home?
04:26Yeah, but I don't think she's feeling well.
04:30She said something about having a big zit.
04:32Lilo!
04:34No, I'm fine.
04:37Well, then what were you popping when...
04:39What a darling.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Oh, Mr. Wong wants you down at the rental hut.
04:49What?
04:50I'm not doing today.
04:52I know,
04:52but that quake this morning was centered near the beach.
04:55It did some damage.
04:56Aww.
05:00I need you to get everything back on the shelves.
05:03Luckily,
05:04the new shake machine wasn't damaged.
05:06It's the only thing around here that makes us any money.
05:09But, Mr. Wong,
05:10today's my day off.
05:13Hey,
05:13you like your job, right?
05:15I'm...
05:16all about surf shop rentaling.
05:18Good.
05:19I'll be back later to see how you're doing.
05:21Looks like the hut threw up.
05:27Lilo,
05:28you and Stitch Queen over on that side.
05:30David and I will start here.
05:31Oh, my God!
05:47Oh, way.
05:50Oh, no!
05:54Not the shake machine!
05:56Mr. Wong is going to explode!
05:58That's it!
06:03You're going home
06:03where you won't get me into any more trouble!
06:08No, Stitch!
06:10You gotta learn to be more careful.
06:12You can't just break things all the time.
06:15If you like something,
06:16you gotta take care of it.
06:18Otherwise,
06:19you won't have it anymore.
06:22Earthworms,
06:23did you notice any unusual creatures
06:27after today's quake?
06:29Just you!
06:30Why are you so big?
06:31I'm from the eighth planet
06:32in the Kreplok system where...
06:34I mean...
06:35I'm from Samoa.
06:37Well, all right.
06:38Well, now we know.
06:39He must be looking for an experiment!
06:42I wonder if it has anything to do
06:44with the weird earthquake.
06:47Ha!
06:47Yes,
06:48that would be experiment 513.
06:51Is earthquake maker!
06:52It just shakes things?
06:54Just shake things?
06:57Little girl is not understanding.
06:59Quake today
06:59was teensy-looking Jiggle
07:01to fight that thing.
07:02Is programmed to locate
07:03meekest geologic point on island
07:05for to make one
07:06big,
07:07ginormous,
07:08evil earthquake!
07:09Ha-ha!
07:11Most likely,
07:12513 will head for
07:13big fault
07:14at base of Volcano.
07:16Is imperative
07:17513 not
07:18get underground!
07:19Unless you are
07:21wanting evil Quake.
07:22Is there any way
07:23to stop it?
07:25These cartridges
07:25will help to capture
07:26experiment.
07:27Are filled with
07:28very sticky substance
07:29to hold 513.
07:31Like a bugger!
07:33Hold on!
07:35Nobody's going anywhere!
07:37Not without
07:38the earthquake kits!
07:39Now, come on, Jumbo!
07:41Time for another
07:41earthquake drill!
07:42Heck!
07:43No more,
07:44Mr. Drilling!
07:45Remember!
07:45Duck, cover,
07:47and scream!
07:47Oh!
07:48Duck, cover,
07:49and scream!
07:50Oh!
07:50Come on,
07:51ducking,
07:51covering,
07:52screaming!
07:52Ah!
07:53Sometimes I get
07:55really embarrassed
07:56for him.
08:10Let's get him
08:11sticky!
08:13Hold it right there!
08:15shaky guy!
08:18Ah!
08:19Oh!
08:19Ow!
08:20Ow!
08:21Out of the way!
08:22Ow!
08:23Ow!
08:23Ow!
08:23Ow!
08:23Ow!
08:24Ow!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27This abomination
08:27is mine!
08:28Ha!
08:35Jumbo said
08:36don't let him
08:36get underground,
08:37didn't he?
08:39Oh,
08:39a crystal!
08:40Ow!
08:41Ow!
08:41Ow!
08:41We have to go
08:53after him!
08:54Oh!
08:54Tata!
08:55Brrr!
08:55Azaba!
08:58Brrr!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Did you drop
09:04your little blaster?
09:04Well, I didn't!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Here, Stitch!
09:09Here, Stitch!
09:14Hey!
09:15It's Sticky!
09:17I hate Sticky!
09:19Could it be any darker in here?
09:31Great!
09:32No!
09:33Oh!
09:33Oh!
09:34There he is!
09:35There he is!
09:45There we go!
09:50Oh!
09:51Oh!
09:52Oh!
09:53There we go!
09:56Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:58Oh!
09:59Oh!
10:00Oh!
10:01That could've gone better.
10:17Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:19Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:21Ah!
10:22Ah!
10:23Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:25Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Good!
10:32There!
10:33Finished with latest genius buggy modification is one giant drilling machine with super fisty
10:38burrowing attachment and adjustable lumbar support.
10:42Ah!
10:43Cool!
10:44I feel like a giant princess!
10:48Let's go, Stitch!
10:50Stitch!
10:51Six for six, what are you playing this?
10:57Huh!
10:58Looks like citrus orb.
10:59Akata!
11:00Blah!
11:01Pfft!
11:02He doesn't like people touching his orange ball.
11:04He's learning how to take care of things.
11:06Oh!
11:07Shaking!
11:08Not good!
11:09We need another quick drill!
11:11Duck, cover, and woo!
11:12Duck, cover, and woo!
11:13Duck, cover, and woo!
11:14Duck, cover, and woo!
11:15Duck, cover, and woo!
11:16Rock a hula!
11:18Akata!
11:19order to win!
11:21Dog, the
11:27Ekorah!
11:28Argh!
11:29At last!
11:30What in the horse head nebula?
11:32Sandwiches?
11:33What in the horse head nebula? Sandwiches?
11:38625, I'm going to...
11:50Toasted bacon and raisin. Just like Mumu used to make.
11:55I'll blitz that.
12:01Okay, the Earth's a decayed molar, and we're the dentist. Let's drill!
12:19Hé hé hé, this is going to be easy.
12:33Easy.
13:03Come on, come on.
13:04No.
13:05Now.
13:06Hold on.
13:07Look out!
13:19Riva!
13:22Ah!
13:23Um...
13:24Stop.
13:33Nice catch!
13:57You need a timeout, mister.
14:04Mine!
14:06No, mine!
14:12Give him back, you big dummy!
14:15You earthworms are so pathetic.
14:26Enough!
14:28You made me bite my tongue!
14:31Woo-ha!
14:33This should keep you in my tail.
14:40Looks like when Cleakley tried to light the barbecue.
14:53Phew!
14:54Dump!
15:02Dump!
15:11Dump!
15:13Cleakley's right. It works!
15:15This, on the other hand, is trouble.
15:24I'm the devil, the devil.
15:40Ow.
15:41The tourists get out there every year.
15:51626 and little girl.
15:53What are you guys doing here?
15:54Getting more quick supplies? Aren't these fascinating?
15:57Personal wind power generator!
15:59Where is experiment 513?
16:01Gantu got him.
16:06Then what is wrong with 626?
16:08He's sad, cause 513 took his orange ball.
16:11He's just citrus orb!
16:13Why to make with the salt water eyes?
16:15Stitch is learning how to take care of things.
16:18And the ball was his.
16:20Aw, he's just got a case of the grumpies.
16:23Who's that grumpy wumpy?
16:25Don't be a pouty pumpkin!
16:27No frowny clowns allowed!
16:29Hey!
16:30That was a highly specialized piece of quake readiness equipment.
16:35Quake!
16:36Touched by her and low!
16:38I thought you were saying 513 was captured.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Then why is there still shaking?
16:44He's very curious.
16:45Oh, he's very bad.
16:47513 has begun chain reaction of quakes.
16:50Oh, no!
16:51We are going to get bifurcated!
16:53Oh, goody!
16:54No!
16:55It's bad!
16:56It means if we are not stopping crack, planet will split in two!
17:00What can we do?
17:01Pack bags for leaving!
17:03And don't forget my slippers this time!
17:05No packing!
17:06Seaving planet!
17:07Hmm.
17:08It's a billion to one chance, Pat.
17:10Another crack in ground at exact right angle to first crack might be blocking bifurcation
17:17and stopping chain reaction.
17:19But how?
17:20513.
17:21Another quake!
17:22That's it!
17:23It's worse than that!
17:25You wanna make another quake!
17:28On purpose?
17:30Are you mad?
17:31We gotta hurry and find your two ships!
17:34You will get transported to Homsterville and you will like it!
17:42Have an unpleasant trip!
17:45You have selected the ship's auto-clean system.
17:51Stop it!
17:52You!
17:53You!
17:54Ha ha!
17:55Uh!
17:56Uh!
17:57Uh!
17:58Uh!
17:59Uh!
18:00Uh!
18:03Sequencing for molecular transport!
18:05Uh-oh!
18:06Sticks!
18:07Help!
18:08Transport in 10 seconds!
18:10Uh!
18:11No!
18:12That can't be sanitary!
18:14Uh!
18:15Thanks, Sticks!
18:16She must be using me!
18:17No!
18:18Hey!
18:19Let take this!
18:20Ha ha ha!
18:21Ha ha!
18:22Ha ha!
18:23Ha ha!
18:24Ha ha!
18:25Oh, great!
18:26Company!
18:27Ah!
18:28I'll go make some more!
18:31Cousin?
18:32Relax!
18:33I took care of it!
18:34Perfect!
18:35This kit does come in handy!
18:38Oh!
18:39Double!
18:43Receiving transport!
18:44Maybe we should play safe and abandoned globe all together!
18:53Yeah!
18:54I'm getting hoarse from all this dropping and screaming!
18:56But it's our planet!
18:57He's just gotta fix it!
18:59If the world is destroyed, there'll be nothing left to care about!
19:03Not even for him!
19:05Chimico!
19:06Get him!
19:07Uh!
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh!
19:11Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17626 has offered a deal!
19:18If 513 proves he can take care of things by fixing Kraken planet, Stitch will give him precious
19:24citrus oil!
19:25Stitch's language is very efficient!
19:27He'll do it!
19:28I'm warning you!
19:29513 can be very sneaky!
19:30I am not trusting him!
19:31His name is Richter!
19:32You gotta have a little faith in people Jumba!
19:33Sometimes they'll surprise you!
19:34Whoa!
19:35Whoa!
19:36Whoa!
19:37Whoa!
19:38Whoa!
19:39Whoa!
19:40Whoa!
19:41Whoa!
19:42Whoa!
19:43Whoa!
19:44Whoa!
19:45Whoa!
19:46Whoa!
19:47Whoa!
19:48Whoa!
19:49Whoa!
19:50Whoa!
19:51Whoa!
19:52Whoa!
19:53Whoa!
19:54Whoa!
19:55Whoa!
19:56Whoa!
19:57We are bifurcated for sure!
20:00Whoa!
20:01Whoa!
20:02Whoa!
20:03Whoa!
20:04Whoa!
20:05Whoa!
20:06Whoa!
20:07Whoa!
20:08Whoa!
20:09Whoa!
20:10Whoa!
20:11Looky!
20:12513 is saving Earth globe!
20:15Ha!
20:16Ha!
20:17Ha!
20:18For once, evil genius is happy to be wrong!
20:21Ha!
20:22Oof!
20:23But what about Richter?
20:25Thanks, Richter! You rock!
20:47Subjectable!
20:48I totally know the one place you belong!
20:55I'm sorry, I need you!
21:00Yeah, well...
21:12Cheers!
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