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  • 5/28/2025
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00:00Welcome to college.
00:06You can be whoever you want to be here.
00:08Daniel?
00:09I'm Benny.
00:10Carmen.
00:11I'm Amanda Knox's cousin.
00:15How the freshman ladies treat me.
00:17Any hotties?
00:18Carmen's gonna get f***ed night one.
00:21F*** what?
00:23Either you're a dude who f***s,
00:26or...
00:30Do you have a girlfriend?
00:33No.
00:34Really? You seem like such a girlfriend guy.
00:36What's happening?
00:40Is it really okay?
00:41I said to go to the bathroom, I have to pee.
00:43I'll be right back.
00:44F*** you.
00:45It feels like you're kinda out of sync with your life.
00:49A million colleges and you had to choose mine?
00:51You know Dad ate me.
00:52That's my boy!
00:53We have to address the elephant in the room.
00:55I don't even really know what I am.
00:57Have you ever kissed a guy before?
01:00Open your mouth, I'm gonna spit it.
01:02Aww.
01:03Okay, guys.
01:04Take care.
01:05I'm rooting for you.
01:06Get out!
01:07I don't care!
01:09I'm starting to think I am better at being in the closet.
01:12Just no matter how much we try to pretend to be something that we are not,
01:14does not mean we are that thing.
01:16Carrying around all these secrets.
01:18I don't miss you, Grace.
01:19Don't you miss you?
01:20Perfection is boring.
01:21I'm done playing nice.
01:22I'm gonna f***ing ape s*** on these h***ers.
01:24Mm-mm.
01:25What?
01:26You live in a college town.
01:27Well, play it.
01:28You can at least say hi.
01:31Hi.
01:32Hi.
01:33Hi.
01:34Hey, queen.
01:35What the f*** am I f***ing doing here?
01:37You're such a legendista.
01:38This is the highlight of my college experience.
01:39That is a tragic sentence.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh, you know that?
01:47Yeah, my friends and I used to bird call.
01:50Congratulations, Benny.
01:51You know that?
01:51Yeah, my friends and I used to bird call.
01:59Congratulations, Benny.
02:00I am so supportive and I am so, so proud.
02:03Thank you so much, Megan Fox.