The Billionaire’s Maid – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:05What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:22All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:25We're down $100 million already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:38Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:40Go!
01:41Come on.
02:08Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:12So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:16So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:27Boss?
02:28Even you can't solve it?
02:30Sorry.
02:31Food coma's hitting hard.
02:33Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:37Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
02:54Relax, people.
02:55I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
02:58Go home.
02:59Get some sleep.
03:00And with that, we're gone.
03:01Thank you, boss.
03:02You truly are the MVP.
03:03All right.
03:04Let's go, folks.
03:05Come on.
03:06Let her work.
03:07Let's go.
03:08Let's go.
03:09Let's go.
03:10Let's go.
03:11Let's go.
03:12Let's go.
03:13Let's go.
03:14Let's go.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:17Let's go.
03:18Let's go.
03:19Let's go.
03:20Let's go.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Let's go.
03:23Let's go.
03:39You…
03:47Nailed it.
03:53The model's fixed?
04:10The company account.
04:11Haas is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Well, this is usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:34And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that-
04:49You are fired.
04:52Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04You made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:36Does school handle this when she's back?
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:51You need to be apex predators,
05:54not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:00But the real alphas,
06:02the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:11Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlin.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:07You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:12Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:15Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:19Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:22Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:24Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:29Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:37Dad, how's it going?
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:49Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles. These are the clients.
09:04She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jessie. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Yes, Jessie.
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:33Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
09:35Right away.
09:44Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:53It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:55Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:00I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:07We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:13Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:18Of course.
10:19Of course.
10:27Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jessie. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:41God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:43He wants you to go see him now.
10:45Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, you alright? Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:58Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:00Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:01This office is all mine now.
14:11Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
14:22Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:24Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:44What do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss. Boss.
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:31You win.
15:32Yes.
15:37Boss, the trading system is down.
15:44What?
15:45The trading system is down. We need you.
15:50I need you.
15:52I need you.
15:54I need you.
15:56I need you.
15:58I need you.
16:00I need you.
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my soft boxes are firing like crazy. We're down at a certain moment already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic. The boss is here.
16:31Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go.
16:34Go.
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:03So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home. Get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:07Let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
18:27Oh.
18:35Nailed it.
18:55The model's fixed?
18:56The company account.
18:57Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:13Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:21And you are?
19:22Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:35You are fired.
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:59Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:15I have a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:18This is perfect. It's perfect.
21:20Go now before you're late.
21:22And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:25What? Why?
21:27The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:29You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:35And who's your boss?
21:36I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica. She's here.
21:45Jessica.
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:03Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:08You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Kayla hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:27Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model. She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
25:01Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:06Of course.
25:14Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:20Come in.
25:22Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:28God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:30He wants you to go see him now.
25:32Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:37Okay.
25:48You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, right? Damn, looking good.
25:52Thanks.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:27I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:45That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:08Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:38Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:41Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:47You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:51Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
27:55We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:01We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:50This office is all mine now.
29:00Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's drinker? Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
29:24Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:36Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:43Boss. Boss!
29:45What?
29:46Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:49What crush?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
30:00Well yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:11To the racetrack.
30:13Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:21To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss! The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down. We need you.
30:51The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:56All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down 100 million already.
31:01The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:05If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:08Don't panic. The boss is here.
31:11The boss is here!
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go!
31:42Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:50So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:01Boss? Even you can't solve it?
32:04Sorry. Food coma is hitting hard.
32:07Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:12Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:16If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:18You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:27Relax, people. I just have to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:31Go home. Get some sleep.
32:35And with that, we're gone.
32:37Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:40All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work.
32:43Let's go.
32:44Let's go.
32:45Let's go.
32:46Let's go.
32:47Let's go.
32:48Let's go.
32:49Let's go.
32:50Let's go.
32:51Let's go.
32:52Let's go.
32:53Let's go.
32:54Let's go.
32:55Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
33:22Nailed it.
33:26Oh, wow.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Haas is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:03Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:07No one wants to see that.
35:09Drop it.
35:10Does school handle this when she's back?
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:19The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:43Top of the leaderboard is...
35:47Caitlyn.
35:49Where's my superstar?
35:51That would be me.
35:53Caitlyn.
35:55Is this Kayla Twist?
35:57Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:59You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:00Would you want to go?
36:01God, yes.
36:02This is perfect.
36:03It's perfect.
36:04Go now before you're late.
36:05And as soon as the concert's over,
36:07clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:09What? Why?
36:10The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:12You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
36:15above making trades.
36:17Those numbers must be fake.
36:18And who's your boss?
36:19I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:22It's Jessica.
36:23She's here.
36:40You are fired.
36:44Move your damn foot and explain
36:46what rock you crawled out from under.
36:48Who I am doesn't matter.
36:49All that matters is that you are fired.
36:51Are you certain about firing me?
36:53You think you're some unicorn employee
36:55that this place will crash and burn
36:56without your precious brain?
36:57You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:58Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
37:00saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:02Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:04You expect me to believe that?
37:06Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:08So take your headphones and beat it.
37:13Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders,
37:17finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:39Susan.
37:46Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:49Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:53Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:56Look around, finance is a men's game.
37:59Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:00she was just sitting there.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:03she was just sitting there woman in chair
38:05and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:21you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:28How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles.
38:36These are the files.
38:38She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:41A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:46Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:56Jesse?
38:57I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:09Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:20Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
39:23Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:28It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:31Babe, it already took a lot of effort
39:33to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:35I know, but couldn't you be a doll
39:38and work your magic for me?
39:42We've got a new CEO.
39:44Let's lay low for a while.
39:48Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you all right?
40:38Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
40:58designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent,
41:04unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
41:07using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model, because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:49You've already got someone else in mind.
41:51Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:55Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:56Coffee, always, right here.
41:58Unbelievable.
42:02Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:05Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:18Boss, we have an emergency.
42:20Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:21Are you crazy?
42:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:25Don't go around calling her that.
42:27You told me to call her that.
42:29Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
42:35I'm sorry.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:37I'm sorry.
42:38I'm sorry.
42:39I'm sorry.
42:40I'm sorry.
42:41I'm sorry.
42:42I'm sorry.
42:43I'm sorry.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45I'm sorry.
42:46Nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:48You found Jessica?
42:49We got her.
42:50She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:52Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:56How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:44Wow.
43:47Ugh.
43:48Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinker?
44:00Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:14Jesse.
44:15What do you think you're doing?
44:24Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:27Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss.
44:32Boss!
44:33What?
44:34Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:37What crush?
44:38You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:41We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:43What if she's married already?
44:45Well, yeah.
44:46She's incredible.
44:47Of course others would see that too.
44:49Not happening.
44:55Where are you going?
44:56To the racetrack.
44:58Boss.
45:00To the racetrack.
45:11You win.
45:12Yes.
45:18Boss.
45:19The trading system is down.
45:24What?
45:25The trading system is down.
45:28We need you.
45:35The system is still placing cash in the account.
45:37We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down at a certain moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic.
45:58The boss is here.
46:00Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:02Go.
46:03Go.
46:30Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:14Relax, people.
47:15I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:19Go home.
47:20Get some sleep.
47:22And with that, we're gone.
47:25Thank you, boss.
47:26You truly are the MVP.
47:28All right.
47:29Let's go, folks.
47:30Come on.
47:31Let her work.
47:32Let's go.
47:33Let's go.
47:34Let's go.
47:35Let's go.
47:36Let's go.
47:37Let's go.
47:38Let's go.
47:39Let's go.
47:40Let's go.
47:41Let's go.
47:42Let's go.
47:43Let's go.
47:44Let her work.
47:45Let's go.
48:11Nailed it.
48:13The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Posse's insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:44This is usual, Tom.
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
49:10You are fire, Russ.
49:15Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:20Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:25You made it here on pure talent.
49:28You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:32Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:50You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:56Drop it.
49:57Just go handle this when she's back.
50:00The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:08The market is a savage wilderness.
50:10It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:14You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance faking rabbits.
50:21Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34On top of the leaderboard is Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:43Caitlyn.
50:44Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53It's perfect.
50:54Go now before you're late.
50:55And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:14She's here.
51:29You are fired.
51:34Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:37Who I am doesn't matter.
51:38All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:42You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
51:45precious brain?
51:46You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:55Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
51:59Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:18What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:27Susan.
52:28Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:29Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:30Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:31Look around.
52:32Finance is a men's game.
52:33Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing
52:34paychecks.
52:35All right?
52:36I did us a favor.
52:37We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:38I'm sorry.
52:39I'm sorry.
52:40I'm sorry.
52:41I'm sorry.
52:42I'm sorry.
52:43I'm sorry.
52:44I'm sorry.
52:45I'm sorry.
52:46I'm sorry.
52:47I'm sorry.
52:48I'm sorry.
52:49I'm sorry.
52:50I'm sorry.
52:51I'm sorry.
52:52I'm sorry.
52:53I'm sorry.
52:54I'm sorry.
52:55I did us a favor.
52:56We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:57Dad, how's it going?
53:04I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:12Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:14How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:27She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:35Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jesse.
53:38Harvard PhD.
53:39Star trader.
53:40Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Yes, Jesse.
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:47Actually, Jessica.
53:49She's our golden goose.
53:50Now you need to...
53:51Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:55Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:59Right away.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Pete, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:42Alright.
54:49Aesthetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:58Emergency.
54:59New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:15God.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, you alright?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going.
56:16Clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee.
56:45Always.
56:46Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:10Boss, we have an emergency.
57:12Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:14Are you crazy?
57:15I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:17Don't go around calling her that.
57:19You told me to call her that.
57:21Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:23Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:25Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:27We got her.
57:28She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:30Well, she was.
57:31But she's gone.
57:32She's gone.
57:33She's gone.
57:34She's gone.
57:35She's gone.
57:36She's gone.
57:37She's gone.
57:38She was, until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant.
57:43How could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in.
57:49Be the hero.
57:50Confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot!
57:55You idiot!
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team!
57:59Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss. Snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much?
58:36Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
58:58Jessie, what do you think you're doing?