The Jowa Collector - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm
00:00:29Luigi.
00:00:30Sabi nila, malakas dawang sex appeal.
00:00:36Literal na, makalaglag panti.
00:00:45And I'm proud of it.
00:01:56And I'm proud of it.
00:02:03Sorry, miss.
00:02:04Sorry.
00:02:05I'm sorry.
00:02:06Sorry.
00:02:07Ah, wait!
00:02:08I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:09Luis Miguel Mercado.
00:02:10Like to drink coffee?
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:12Marami akong jowa, sabay-sabay, sa iba-ibang course, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay,
00:02:42sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay, sabay-sabay.
00:02:43May nag-aaral ng accounting, nursing, culinary arts, education.
00:03:00Good boy.
00:03:03Good boy.
00:03:07I don't know how to do that.
00:03:09I didn't do it in the last one.
00:03:29I'm coming, sweetie.
00:03:33Slowly, slowly, Mama.
00:03:37It's delicious, Laps.
00:03:39It's delicious.
00:03:49What happened?
00:03:54I'm tired, babe.
00:03:55I have exams right after this.
00:03:57I'm tired. I haven't reviewed yet.
00:04:00You're always busy.
00:04:02Last week, you worked out.
00:04:04Last, last week, you just came from out of town.
00:04:07You're always tired. You're weak. You have no energy.
00:04:11Of course.
00:04:12You've been working out every day since Monday.
00:04:15Don't worry, babe.
00:04:17Next time, I'll make it up to you.
00:04:19How many times have I heard that?
00:04:24Okay, fine.
00:04:25Next week is your Monday schedule.
00:04:28So that I can save up for the weekend.
00:04:31Why? Do you have another schedule?
00:04:36No, of course.
00:04:37We shouldn't meet every day, right?
00:04:41And I'm scheduling it so that I can do something.
00:04:48It's my weekend break.
00:04:50And it's family bonding.
00:04:53I hope you understand, babe.
00:04:56I need to prioritize my studies.
00:04:59Otherwise,
00:05:01my mom might stop me from being your boyfriend.
00:05:04Huh?
00:05:05Oh, sorry, babe.
00:05:07I'm really sorry.
00:05:09Okay.
00:05:10I'm okay on Monday.
00:05:12I get you.
00:05:15But for now,
00:05:17I'll take care of you.
00:05:26Oh.
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00:05:45Oh, love.
00:05:48Love?
00:05:49I love you, babe. I love you.
00:05:53Okay, bye.
00:05:55Bye.
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00:06:51How do I keep up with them?
00:07:15Simple.
00:07:16One week has seven days.
00:07:19That's enough, sweetie.
00:07:21Sweetie, my class is until 9pm.
00:07:24Do you want to hang out with me?
00:07:26I don't want to. I still want to stay with you, Papa.
00:07:29Come on, Mama. You understand me.
00:07:32I'm already under your spell.
00:07:34It's not like that, love.
00:07:36Of course, I'm giving you a vacation on Thursday.
00:07:40And my schedule will be ruined.
00:07:43Friday?
00:07:44There's so much traffic.
00:07:46We'll just run out of time in the taxi.
00:07:48Isn't that more exciting, love?
00:07:51No matter what day it is, I'm excited as long as I'm with you, babe.
00:07:55I'm okay with anything.
00:07:57You're so understanding, babe.
00:07:59Thanks.
00:08:00Let's go, Mama. I'll take you to the boat.
00:08:19You've been telling us for a while now that I like you.
00:08:23Hey!
00:08:24What is this?
00:08:26It's okay, babe. It's true.
00:08:29What year are you in?
00:08:31I'm in my third year in high school.
00:08:33What?
00:08:34Did someone bring you to another course?
00:08:37Huh?
00:08:38Nothing.
00:08:39Because he already has...
00:08:40Friends.
00:08:41My friends from different majors.
00:08:43Of course, you know that I need to expand my knowledge.
00:08:47Knowledge?
00:08:48How come it's hard to maintain your grades?
00:08:50When did you shift again?
00:08:52Idiot.
00:08:53I'm just bored, that's why I'm shifting courses.
00:08:56Are you bored, or are you being teased?
00:09:00Hey, you're so harsh.
00:09:02He's just looking for himself and his interests.
00:09:05It's not like that, right?
00:09:08There.
00:09:09He's been cheating for three years.
00:09:12Don't make them understand, babe.
00:09:14They're just jealous because they don't have a beautiful girlfriend.
00:09:18You're so annoying.
00:09:20Why? Do you have a girlfriend?
00:09:27Babe, you still have classes, right?
00:09:29It's okay, babe. I'm just lazy to go to class.
00:09:31No, I don't want to think that I'm a VI, right?
00:09:34Go to class.
00:09:35I feel bad. My stomach hurts.
00:09:38I might not be able to take you.
00:09:40But, babe...
00:09:41Babe, I'll just go to the bathroom.
00:09:42No, I'll just go to the bathroom.
00:09:43No, I'll just go to the bathroom.
00:09:44You know, his stomach always hurts.
00:09:46I don't know what he's eating.
00:09:48I'll just go to the bathroom.
00:09:51Hey, Joey.
00:09:53I've been texting Luigi. Are you with him?
00:09:57Babe!
00:09:59What, babe?
00:10:00Babe, you're really bad at listening.
00:10:06What are you doing here?
00:10:08And how did you know I'm here?
00:10:10I was just passing by.
00:10:11This is where you live, right?
00:10:13You're really my babe.
00:10:15Even the NBI is investigating you.
00:10:18I thought you had a fever.
00:10:20That's why you couldn't go out of the dormitory.
00:10:22I took you there.
00:10:23But you went in.
00:10:26I'm getting better.
00:10:28It's a waste if I'm absent, right?
00:10:30It's a waste of what I can learn.
00:10:32Oh, babe. That's what I like about you.
00:10:34You always prioritize your studies.
00:10:37That's why sometimes you let it go.
00:10:39Babe, it's not like that.
00:10:42I get it, babe.
00:10:43And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:45Really, babe?
00:10:47Just don't do this again, babe.
00:10:49You know I don't want to be surprised.
00:10:52Because you might be surprised.
00:10:54Idiot!
00:10:56I might be able to do projects.
00:10:58You know that.
00:11:00I don't want to keep you entertained.
00:11:02You're so sweet.
00:11:04By the way, this is what I'm supposed to give you.
00:11:07This is so good.
00:11:08Your stomach hurts, right?
00:11:11Damn it, babe.
00:11:14I'm sorry, Vika.
00:11:16They're really good.
00:11:17They're like PG.
00:11:18Even though they're my friends,
00:11:20they're the ones who save me
00:11:22when I'm about to go crazy.
00:11:24My friends call me
00:11:26the Joker.
00:11:28I'm the Joker.
00:11:30My friends call me
00:11:32the Jowa Collector at University Belt.
00:11:35I have a girlfriend on every campus.
00:11:37They're my achievements.
00:11:39They're the trophies
00:11:41that give fulfillment to my personality
00:11:44and masculinity.
00:12:00Paragay!
00:12:03Meet my girlfriend.
00:12:05This is Susie.
00:12:08Hi.
00:12:10Girlfriend, right?
00:12:12Yes.
00:12:31Dima.
00:12:32I don't think we've heard
00:12:34that you're forming this mock-up.
00:12:36Why?
00:12:37Do I need to pretend to be you?
00:12:40Or are you just making sure?
00:12:41You'll tell me when you're in the cinema.
00:12:43That's right.
00:12:46Is this really a cinema?
00:12:50Maybe not.
00:12:52You don't look good.
00:12:53You're so beautiful.
00:12:55And look at that.
00:12:57You don't look like yourself.
00:12:59I don't think he's taking a bath.
00:13:01He's not taking a bath!
00:13:03I'm the only one who smells.
00:13:04You're the only one who smells.
00:13:06Don't be silly.
00:13:07Why?
00:13:08I'm more handsome than you.
00:13:11You should teach him a lesson.
00:13:12Here, to Alan.
00:13:13There.
00:13:14Fuck you!
00:13:15Oh, fuck you.
00:13:18Wait a minute.
00:13:20You're friends, right?
00:13:22I'm not looking down on you.
00:13:24What's important to me
00:13:26is that I'm kind and loving.
00:13:30Do you love him?
00:13:32Of course!
00:13:33That's not what I'm asking.
00:13:35You're so stupid.
00:13:38It's just right.
00:13:41It's just right.
00:13:42It's just right.
00:13:43It's just right.
00:13:44Did you hear that?
00:13:45Are you stupid?
00:13:46Do you know what it means by just right?
00:13:48I'm not 100% sure.
00:13:51You can still change that.
00:13:53You're more stupid.
00:13:55It's just right.
00:13:56There's no more,
00:13:57no less.
00:14:00If you love him,
00:14:01there's no more?
00:14:02No, I'm already there.
00:14:04You're stupid.
00:14:07You're so cool.
00:14:08You're so cool.
00:14:10You're a jackpot here at Susie's.
00:14:12You think I'm a jackpot?
00:14:14Of course!
00:14:15Right?
00:14:17What are you?
00:14:18Are you going to fight with my boyfriend?
00:14:21Asshole.
00:14:22You can't beat me.
00:14:23Wait.
00:14:25I'll beat you.
00:14:56Hi.
00:14:58Susie.
00:14:59Oh.
00:15:00Your boyfriend's not with you?
00:15:03You're not with Joey?
00:15:05No.
00:15:06And I don't want him to be with me all the time.
00:15:09Ew.
00:15:13I saw you on FB.
00:15:14Really?
00:15:15Wait.
00:15:16Okay, I'll accept you.
00:15:18You said that.
00:15:19Yes.
00:15:20Wait.
00:15:22There.
00:15:23I accepted you.
00:15:25There.
00:15:26Yes.
00:15:28You're welcome.
00:15:32Susie.
00:15:33Oh.
00:15:34Okay.
00:15:35We still have to go somewhere.
00:15:37We'll go first.
00:15:39Your friend?
00:15:42Marla.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hi.
00:15:47Okay, we'll go first.
00:15:48We still have to go somewhere.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51Take care.
00:15:52Okay, take care.
00:15:54I don't know.
00:15:55It's the first time I felt this way about a girl.
00:15:58I think I fell in love.
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00:17:22Okay.
00:17:40May I invite you for a cup of coffee?
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:58It's so beautiful here.
00:18:00Fresh and quiet.
00:18:03I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:13Already?
00:18:16I'm serious. I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:22What about Joey?
00:18:29Are you going to tell him?
00:18:31Of course not.
00:18:33What I mean is, you're courting me because I'm your friend's girlfriend.
00:18:43If you love him, I'll leave you.
00:18:47But if not, I'll fight for you.
00:18:52Do you love him?
00:19:22Yes.
00:19:52I love you.
00:20:22I love you.
00:20:52Okay.
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00:24:18So, we're together now?
00:24:22What do you think?
00:24:25We're together now.
00:24:31So, am I the one you love?
00:24:36I'm not sure.
00:24:40Why are you not sure?
00:24:43Are you sure that I love you?
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:54I'm just kidding.
00:25:17Sorry lavs...
00:25:19I have an emergency.
00:25:21My grandma died.
00:25:24How many grandmas have died?
00:25:26I think it's already the fifth.
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00:25:30My doormate.
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01:01:40I'm confused.
01:01:44I really don't know what my sexuality is.
01:01:48Until I met Maryse.
01:01:59I'm sorry.
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01:05:57All the best for you, Susie.
01:06:17You can have your cake and eat it too.
01:06:47I'm sorry.
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