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00:00Boss. Boss. What? Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
00:09What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney. We've been hunting for her for eight
00:13years with no luck. What if she's married already? Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of
00:18course others would see that, too. Not happening. Where are you going? To the racetrack. Boss,
00:29I... To the racetrack. You win! Yes! Boss! The trading system is down! What? The trading
00:59system is down! We need you! The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more
01:11the market rises, the faster we're selling. All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:16We're down a certain moment already. The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything
01:21no matter what I try. If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter
01:2411. Don't panic. The boss is here. Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go!
01:54Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators. So the model thinks
02:04up is down and down is up. So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:17Boss, even you can't solve it? Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:29Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this? If she
02:33fixes it, I'll quit immediately. You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating
02:36those chips. Here you go, boss. Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and
02:58we're golden. Go home, get some sleep. And with that, we're gone. Thank you, boss. You
03:07truly are the MVP. All right, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
03:29You...
03:38Nailed it.
03:58The model's fixed?
03:59The company account.
04:00Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night. Time
04:06to update that resume, Tom. Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:10Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:12This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch. Her algorithm
04:18is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:20What on earth are we doing during work hours? And you are?
04:25Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO. Of course, his talents have the board's complete
04:32endorsement.
04:33And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:37Well, it's actually funny you mentioned that.
04:38You are fired.
04:40What?
04:43Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:51Only the best work here.
04:54You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity? Let's discuss that
04:58trust fund that bought your position.
05:02Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
05:05I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:11Here is your hush money. Take it and get out. You know what? Here's a little extra. Use
05:21it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
05:25Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back. The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:31Jax won't have the guts to touch her.
05:34Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It
05:39is eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:49Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded
05:56accordingly.
06:02Top of the leaderboard is Kaitlyn. Where's my superstar?
06:09That would be me.
06:11Kaitlyn, is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:18Would you want to go?
06:19God, yes.
06:20This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now before you're late. And as soon as the concert's
06:25over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:27What? Why?
06:29The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla
06:33Twist above making trades. Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet
06:38the clown that runs this circus.
06:40It's Jessica. She's here.
06:57You are fired.
07:01Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:05Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
07:08Are you certain about firing me?
07:10You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
07:13precious brain?
07:14You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:15Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:19Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:21You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your headphones
07:25and beat it.
07:29Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:31And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment. And sticking up for her shows
07:37that you have neither. So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:41Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
07:47What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
07:57Susan!
08:00Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:07Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:09Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:12Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing
08:16paychecks. I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:29Dad, how's it going?
08:32I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:40Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
08:45How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:49Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
08:54She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:00And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:05Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
09:10Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:12Jesse.
09:13I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:15Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:18Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:24Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:27Right away.
09:36Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:45It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:47Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
09:52I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
09:58We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:04Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:09Of course.
10:17Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:23Come in.
10:25Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:29What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:31God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:33He wants you to go see him now.
10:35Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:38Okay.
10:49You needed something, Jackson?
10:51Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
10:53Thanks.
10:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
10:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:01Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:04Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:11You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:23You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:25I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:28I need information.
11:30I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:33I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:38Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:42That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
11:45I'm on it.
11:48That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
11:53Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I don't need her anymore.
11:57Miss J?
11:58Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:03So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:08Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:12Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
12:19Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:47Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:50Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:04We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:09Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired? Something's off here.
13:14Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:20You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:29Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:33Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:39So we'll buy one.
13:51This office is all mine now.
14:01Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
14:12Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:15Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
14:28Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:39Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:43SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
14:49Boss. Boss!
14:51What?
14:52Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
14:55What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
14:59We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
15:03Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:08Not happening.
15:13Where are you going?
15:14To the racetrack.
15:16Boss!
15:18To the racetrack.
15:31You win!
15:32Yes!
15:38Boss! The trading system is down!
15:44What?
15:45The trading system is down! We need you!
15:55The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:00All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down at a certain moment already.
16:05The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:08If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:12Don't panic! The boss is here!
16:22Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
16:42Chapter 11
16:46Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:49So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
16:53So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:05Boss? Even you can't solve it?
17:08Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:11Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:15Who does she think she's fooling?
17:17What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:19If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:21You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:28Here you go, boss.
17:42Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:47Go home. Get some sleep.
17:50And with that, we're gone.
17:53Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
17:56Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
18:11You...
18:16You...
18:25Nailed it.
18:42The model's fixed?
18:44The company account.
18:45Boss is insane!
18:47Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
18:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
18:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
18:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
18:57Clueless as usual, Tom.
18:59Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:02Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:05What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:08Are we doing during work hours?
19:11And you are...?
19:12Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:16Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:20And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:24Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:25You are fired.
19:30Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:35Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:38Only the best work here.
19:41You made it here on pure talent.
19:43You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:45Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:49Did you just hit her?
19:51What the hell's wrong with you?
19:53I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
19:58Here is your hush money.
20:02Take it and get out.
20:04You know what?
20:06Here's a little extra.
20:08Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:10No one wants to see that.
20:12Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:16I'm bored paying sane money for her brain.
20:18Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:21Listen up, everybody.
20:22The market is a savage wilderness.
20:24It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:26It is eat or be eaten.
20:28You need to be apex predators.
20:31Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:35Those will be eaten.
20:38But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
20:42will be rewarded accordingly.
20:49Top of the leaderboard is...
20:52Caitlyn.
20:54Where's my superstar?
20:56That would be me.
20:58Caitlyn.
21:00Is this Kayla Twist?
21:02Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:04You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
21:06God, yes.
21:07This is perfect. This is perfect.
21:09Go now, before you're late.
21:11And as soon as the concert's over,
21:13clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:15What? Why?
21:16The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:18You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:22Those numbers must be fake.
21:24And who's your boss?
21:25I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:27It's Jessica. She's here.
21:34You are fired.
21:44You are fired.
21:48Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
21:52Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
21:55Are you certain about firing me?
21:57You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:01You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:02Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:06Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:08You expect me to believe that?
22:10Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:12So take your headphones and beat it.
22:16Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:18And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:23And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:26So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:28Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:31I'll go.
22:34What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:45Susan!
22:52Boss, she's high up in trading.
22:55Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
22:59Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:02Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:04Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:09I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:17Dad, how's it going?
23:19I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:27Woman executive?
23:28Don't tell me it's...
23:32How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:36Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
23:41She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
23:45She built it from scratch.
23:47And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
23:52Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
23:56Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
23:58Jesse?
23:59I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:01Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:04Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:11Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:13Right away.
24:15Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
24:18Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:24It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:26Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:31I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:37I'm not a doll.
24:39I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:45We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
24:51Keep your nose clean, will ya?
24:56Of course.
24:58Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:04Come in.
25:06Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:10What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:12God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:14He wants you to go see him now.
25:16Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:19You needed something, Jackson?
25:22Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
25:24Thanks.
25:25Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:29I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
25:31I just want to say thank you so much for your time.
25:34I know.
25:35I'm so sorry.
25:37I'm so sorry.
25:38I'm so sorry.
25:39I'm so sorry.
25:40I'm so sorry.
25:41I'm so sorry.
25:42I'm so sorry.
25:43I'm so sorry.
25:44I'm so sorry.
25:45I'm so sorry.
25:46I'm so sorry.
25:47Market averages. I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
25:51Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
25:54Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:03You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:14You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:20I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:25Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:29That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
26:32I'm on it.
26:35That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:40Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:44Miss J?
26:45Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
26:50So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
26:55Always two steps ahead, Susan.
26:59Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee, always, right here. Unbelievable.
27:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:34Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:37Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
27:43You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:47Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
27:51We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
27:56Fired her? She's brilliant, how could she get fired? Something's off here.
28:01Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:06You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:14Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:19Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:25So we'll buy one.
28:32This office is all mine now.
28:41Broke much? Disgusting.
29:01Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
29:06Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
29:11I can take advantage of this.
29:19Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:23Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:36Boss. Boss!
29:38What?
29:39Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:42What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:46We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
29:50Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
29:54Not happening.
30:00Where are you going?
30:01To the racetrack.
30:03Boss.
30:05To the racetrack.
30:18You win.
30:19Yes.
30:25Boss, the trading system is down.
30:31What?
30:32The trading system is down. We need you.
30:42The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:47All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down 100 million already.
30:52The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
30:56If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
30:59Don't panic. The boss is here.
31:09Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go.
31:17Chapter 11
31:33Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:36So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:40So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:47Chapter 12
31:52Boss, even you can't solve it?
31:55Sorry. Food coma is hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:02Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:06If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:08You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:12Chapter 13
32:15Here you go, boss.
32:30Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:34Go home. Get some sleep.
32:38And with that, we're gone.
32:40Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
32:43All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
33:07Chapter 14
33:12Nailed it.
33:32The model's fixed?
33:33The company account.
33:34Hoss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:39Time to update that resume, Tom. Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:43Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:46Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
33:50Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
33:54What on earth are we doing during work hours?
33:58And you are?
33:59Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
34:03Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:07And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:11Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:12You are fired.
34:14What?
34:17Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:22Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:25Only the best work here.
34:27You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:31Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:36Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
34:39I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
34:44Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
34:50You know what? Here's a little extra.
34:54Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
34:58Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
35:02The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:07Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness.
35:11It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten.
35:15You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:22Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
35:36Top of the leaderboard is...
35:39Caitlin. Where's my superstar?
35:43That would be me.
35:45Caitlin. Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:51You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
35:53God, yes.
35:54This is perfect. This is perfect. Go now before you're late.
35:57And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:01What? Why?
36:03The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:05You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:09Those numbers must be fake.
36:11And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:14It's Jessica. She's here.
36:21You are fired.
36:31You are fired.
36:35Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:39Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:42Are you certain about firing me?
36:44You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:48You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:49Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:53Yeah, and we even made a profit.
36:55You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
36:58So take your headphones and beat it.
37:03Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:05And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:10And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:13So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:15Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:18I'll go.
37:21What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:32Susan!
37:39Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:42Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:46Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:49Look around. Finance is a men's game.
37:51Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
37:56I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:04Dad, how's it going?
38:06I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:14Woman executive?
38:15Don't tell me it's...
38:19How many woman executives do we have, Susan?
38:23Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
38:28She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
38:32She built it from scratch.
38:34And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:39Jesse, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
38:43Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:45Jesse?
38:46I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:48Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
38:52Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
38:58Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:00Right away.
39:02Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
39:06Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:11It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:13Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:18I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic a little bit?
39:24We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:29Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:34Of course.
39:35Alright.
39:41Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal plan.
39:44I'm going to get a new job.
39:46I'm going to get a new job.
39:48I'm going to get a new job.
39:51Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
39:57Come in.
39:59Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:03What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:05God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:08He wants you to go see him now.
40:09Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:14Okay.
40:17God.
40:21You needed something, Jackson?
40:23Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
40:26Thanks.
40:27Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:34Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:38Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:46You see, I have pure talent.
40:49Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
40:57You're referring to Jessica, right?
40:59I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:02I need your model because our fund is launching
41:05and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:07Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated.
41:11That's what I like to hear. Get going, clock's ticking.
41:14I'm on it.
41:17That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:21Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:25Miss J?
41:26Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:28She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:31So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:33You've already got so much on your plate.
41:35I don't even know what you're talking about.
41:38So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:40You've already got someone else in mind.
41:42Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:46Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
41:49Unbelievable.
41:53Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
41:56Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:08You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:12You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:22Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:25Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:28Don't go around calling her that.
42:30You told me to call her that.
42:32Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:34Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:36Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:38We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:41Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:43Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:47Something's off here.
42:48Let's go get her.
42:50This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
42:54You idiot.
42:58You idiot.
42:59This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:03Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:07Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
43:10Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:13So we'll buy one.
43:28This office is all mine now.
43:33Wow.
43:37Ugh. Broke much?
43:39Disgusting.
43:48Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
43:53Jackson fired Jessica.
43:55And no one knows who she really is.
43:58I can take advantage of this.
44:03Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
44:14Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:17Just need your signature to close it.
44:21Boss.
44:22Boss!
44:23What?
44:24Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:27What crush? You're looking at the future.
44:30You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:32We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:35What if she's married already?
44:37Well, yeah. She's incredible.
44:39Of course others would see that too.
44:41Not happening.
44:47Where are you going?
44:48To the racetrack.
44:50Boss.
44:52To the racetrack.
45:01You win.
45:02Yes!
45:08Boss!
45:09The trading system is down.
45:14What?
45:15The trading system is down.
45:18We need you.
45:25The system is down.
45:28The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:31The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:34All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:37We're down at a certain moment already.
45:39The computer thinks this is normal.
45:41I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:43If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:46Don't panic. The boss is here.
45:50Chapter 11
45:56Stop staring and get out of the chair!
45:58Go!
46:20Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:23So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:28So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:39Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:42Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:45Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:50Who does she think she's fooling?
46:52What does a woman possibly know about all this?
46:54If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
46:56You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:02Here you go, boss.
47:05Chapter 12
47:17Relax, people. I just have to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:21Go home. Get some sleep.
47:25And with that, we're gone.
47:27Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:30All right, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
47:50Human.
47:52Human.
47:59Nailed it.
48:19The model's fixed?
48:21Boss is insane.
48:23Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:26Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:28Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:30Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:33This is usual, Tom.
48:35Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:38Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:41What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:45And you are?
48:47Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
48:51Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
48:55And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
48:59Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:00You are fired.
49:02What?
49:04Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:09Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:12Only the best work here.
49:16I made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:19Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:23Did you just hit her?
49:25What the hell's wrong with you?
49:27I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:32Here is your hush money.
49:36Take it and get out.
49:38You know what?
49:40Here's a little extra.
49:42Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:44No one wants to see that.
49:47Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
49:50The board paid insane money for her brain.
49:53Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
49:55Listen up, everybody.
49:57The market is a savage wilderness.
49:59It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:01It is eat or be eaten.
50:03You need to be apex predators.
50:06Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:10Those will be eaten.
50:12But the real alphas,
50:14the real rainmakers among you
50:16will be rewarded accordingly.
50:23Top of the leaderboard is...
50:27Caitlin.
50:29Where's my superstar?
50:31That would be me.
50:33Caitlin.
50:35Is this Kayla Twist?
50:37Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:39You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
50:41Oh my god, this is perfect. This is perfect!
50:43Go now, before you're late!
50:45And as soon as the concert's over,
50:47clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:49What? Why?
50:51The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
50:53You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
50:55above making trades.
50:57Those numbers must be fake.
50:59And who's your boss?
51:01I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:03It's Jessica. She's here.
51:11You are fired.
51:19You are fired.
51:23Move your damn foot and explain
51:25what rock you crawled out from under.
51:27Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters
51:29is that you are fired.
51:31Are you certain about firing me?
51:33You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn
51:35without your precious brain?
51:37You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:39We lost nine figures because of a bug.
51:41Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:43You expect me to believe that?
51:45Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:47So take your headphones and beat it.
51:51Can't trash ruin my shoes.
51:53And to you defenders,
51:55finance takes timing and judgment.
51:57And sticking up for her
51:59shows that you have neither.
52:01So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:03Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
52:05I'll go.
52:09What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:19Susan!
52:27Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:29Firing her out of nowhere might be
52:31problematic.
52:33Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:35Look around.
52:37Finance is a men's game.
52:39Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:41she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cash and paychecks.
52:43Alright, I did us a favor.
52:45We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:51Dad, how's it going?
52:53I forgot to mention to you
52:55there's this one woman exec
52:57you absolutely
52:59cannot mess with.
53:01Woman executive?
53:03Don't tell me it's...
53:07Do we have Susan?
53:11Just two women in executive roles.
53:13These are the files.
53:15She's a talent the board
53:17paid top dollar for.
53:19A quant model. She built it from scratch.
53:21And keeping her
53:23is non-negotiable. Our marketing
53:25dominance depends on it.
53:27Jesse. Harvard PhD.
53:29Star trader.
53:31Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:33Jesse?
53:35I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:37Actually, Jessica.
53:39She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
53:41Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:43I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:47Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:49Right away.
53:57Pete, honey.
53:59Remember our pillow talk?
54:01Trading director
54:03one-upping Jessica?
54:05It's time you pay up,
54:07lover boy.
54:09Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:11to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:13I know, but
54:15couldn't you be a doll and
54:17work your magic for me?
54:19We've got a new CEO.
54:21Let's lay low
54:23for a while.
54:25Keep your nose clean,
54:27will ya?
54:29Of course.
54:37Pathetic.
54:39Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:43Come in.
54:45Jesse.
54:47Emergency.
54:49New boss just asked Jessica.
54:51What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
54:53God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
54:55He wants you to go see him now.
54:57Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:01Okay.
55:13You needed something, Jackson?
55:15Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
55:17Thanks.
55:19Word is, our quant trading model is crushing
55:21market averages.
55:23I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:25Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:27How does he not know this?
55:29Absolutely!
55:31Jackson,
55:33I actually pulled multiple
55:35all-nighters designing that solo.
55:37You see,
55:39I have pure talent,
55:41unlike some people who
55:43climb the corporate ladder using
55:45connections.
55:49You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:51I already fired that
55:53corporate parasite.
55:55I need your model, because our fund
55:57is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize
55:59company profits. Don't worry, Jackson.
56:01With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated
56:03model to you in no time. That's what I like to hear.
56:05Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
56:07I'm on it.
56:09That Jesse's everything
56:11Frank promised, sir. Smart
56:13and easy on the eyes.
56:15Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J.
56:17I won't need her anymore.
56:19Miss J? Miss J is a trading prodigy I met
56:21online. She's the unrivaled queen
56:23of the securities trading market.
56:25So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:27You've already got someone else in mind.
56:29Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:33Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee.
56:35Always. Right here.
56:37Unbelievable.
56:41Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves
56:43to be my equal. Join TV, and I'll
56:45hand you the entire company.
56:51...
56:53...
56:55...
56:57...
56:59...
57:01...
57:03...
57:05...
57:07...
57:09Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious
57:11trouble. Are you crazy?
57:13I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:15Don't go around calling her that.
57:17You told me to call her that.
57:19Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:21Look, nothing bad can happen
57:23to her when I'm- Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:25We got her. She's running trading
57:27at TV Securities. Well, she was
57:29until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:31Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
57:33Something's off
57:35here. Let's go get her.
57:37This is the perfect opportunity for you to step
57:39in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:41You idiot.
57:45You idiot. This is the perfect
57:47opportunity to bring her on my team.
57:49Seeing each other
57:51every day, I'll
57:53finally get my shot with her. Boss, snap out of it.
57:55She's in security trading.
57:57Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage
57:59division. So we'll
58:01buy one.
58:03This office is all mine now.
58:13Broke much?
58:15Disgusting.
58:33Jessica's
58:35Jackson's dream girl,
58:37Mrs. J?
58:39Jackson fired
58:41Jessica.
58:43No one knows who she really is.
58:45I can take advantage of this.
58:53Jesse!
58:55What do you think you're doing?