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Harry Wild S04E05 The Death Harry Wild
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00:00You
00:30Bye-bye.
01:00Oh, my God!
01:15Claudia!
01:16Somebody just killed me.
01:30What are we doing here?
01:47I don't want to go to a true crime convention.
01:51Don't we have enough crime in our lives already?
01:54Well, I heard there's something to do with us going on in there.
01:57What sort of something?
01:58I don't know.
01:59We should go and find out.
02:01Oh, it's all very bloodthirsty, isn't it?
02:04True crime is huge nowadays.
02:06Hundreds of podcasts.
02:09Surprising venue for a convention.
02:18Lord, what are you...
02:20It was you, wasn't it?
02:24You told Fergus to break up with me?
02:27Absolutely not.
02:28I would never tell him to break up with you.
02:31But you told him about George, didn't you?
02:36I was racking my brains to work out how he found out.
02:39So obvious.
02:41How could you?
02:43Okay, Lola, you're clearly upset and I understand why.
02:47But this isn't the time or the place.
02:49I'm at work.
02:50We can talk about this when I get home.
02:53No, I don't want to talk to you.
02:56You know, you're always saying what a terrible person Grandad is.
03:02You are such a hypocrite.
03:16Which way?
03:19That way.
03:20Sorry.
03:21Wait, hold on a sec.
03:22Didn't we catch him?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, we did.
03:30Oh.
03:32Trippy.
03:37Yeah, last time we saw him, he peed himself.
03:40Indeed.
03:41Blanchardstown?
03:42I mean, Victorian days, it was just fields.
03:44There were no dark alleys.
03:45Yeah, it's almost like this isn't all factually correct
03:48and totally believable.
03:51Have you talked to Lola?
03:54No, no.
03:55She won't take my calls.
03:56I'm pretty sure she hates me.
03:58No, I don't think so.
04:01I don't think so, either.
04:02I don't think so.
04:03I don't think so.
04:04I don't think so.
04:05I don't think so.
04:06I don't think so.
04:07I don't think so.
04:08I don't think so.
04:09I don't think so.
04:11You made a very mature decision,
04:13but you did it in a very immature way.
04:16You should have let her have some say in it.
04:18She wouldn't have gone, Harry.
04:20Well, she's going now.
04:21Next week.
04:22Oh!
04:23Excuse me.
04:24Christ.
04:25Wasn't that your one who killed her sister
04:27for the inheritance deed?
04:28Yeah, the spooky village, right?
04:32Come on.
04:36Oh, Barbara Quinlan.
04:38Barbara Quinlan.
04:40Everybody's favourite bad writer
04:42and part-time prostitute
04:44and a new book.
04:45Retired history professor and a young sidekick.
04:48Is this me?
04:49Really?
04:50I was there from the very beginning, I was.
04:52Got Harry her first taser gun.
04:55Completely illegal, of course.
04:57I actually forget I said that.
04:58What was the inspiration for the podcast, then?
05:00Well, it was actually my wife Petra's idea.
05:02She said that we owe it to the world
05:04and to Harry and Fergus
05:06to chronicle their exploits for future generations.
05:09In the meantime, be a nice little earner.
05:11You're like the Watson to the Sherlock Holmes.
05:13Oh, I like that one, yeah.
05:15I might use that.
05:16Glenn?
05:17Harry.
05:18Fergus.
05:19Look who it is.
05:20It's our guest of honour.
05:22The real Harry and Fergus.
05:25Glenn, what's the actual hell?
05:27I can explain.
05:28Well, go on, then.
05:29What now?
05:30I'll tell you what.
05:31I'll just sign a couple of autographs
05:33and then I'll be right with you, Harry.
05:34Glenn.
05:36Who drives a bit tender, Harry?
05:40What the bloody hell are you up to, Glenn?
05:42What is all this?
05:43It's the future, Harry.
05:45Although, I suppose, actually,
05:47it's the present.
05:48It's right now.
05:50You two are right now.
05:52True crime's massive, isn't it?
05:54Like, I don't know,
05:56Magic 8-Ball in the 70s
05:58or Tamagotchi in the 90s.
06:00I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
06:03What you do is so now.
06:06OK?
06:08I mean, everyone's mad into murder these days
06:10and the way they want it is podcasts.
06:13The buggers can't get enough of it.
06:15You do a podcast?
06:17About us?
06:18Yes, Harry.
06:19It's called The Wild Files.
06:22Sorry, Fergus,
06:23would have tried to get your name in there,
06:25but, well, Petra thought it scanned better without.
06:27Hell of a head for marketing, that girl.
06:30Well, well, well.
06:32So we meet again.
06:33You're writing a book about us?
06:35About you? Absolutely not.
06:37My detectives are the fruits of my vast imagination.
06:40A retired professor?
06:42History professor.
06:44Couldn't be more different.
06:46Although, if you want to get in on a bit of signing action...
06:49Stop right now.
06:51This is ridiculous.
06:52No more books.
06:53And no more podcasts.
06:55Oh, come on, Harry.
06:57Be reasonable.
06:58This could be great for you guys.
07:01What do you mean, new clients?
07:03I mean, new cases aren't just gonna drop out of the sky.
07:05Ah!
07:09Oh, dear.
07:12Somebody just killed me.
07:30Good afternoon.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:30Oh, my God.
09:01What the bloody hell is going on here?
09:04You.
09:05I should have known you'd be involved.
09:07I'm not involved.
09:09Apart from she almost fell on me.
09:11What sort of lax security have you got here
09:13that lets people almost fall on other people?
09:15Do you think it was an accident or was it murder?
09:17Was she murdered?
09:18No, it's too early to tell.
09:19Trevor, will you get these people back?
09:21Yeah, no problem.
09:22Everyone move back a bit, please.
09:24Oi, you.
09:25Get away from there.
09:26Oh, I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29You.
09:30Get away from there.
09:31Who are you?
09:32Olly Riley, head of security.
09:33Trevor, get something to cover this up.
09:35Well, may I suggest you close all the doors
09:37until the guards get here?
09:38No one in or out.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Good idea, Harry.
09:41Oh, you're with him, are you?
09:42No.
09:43Then no.
09:44You cannot suggest any such thing.
09:45Do you realise how many people we have
09:46coming in and out of here?
09:47Yes.
09:48One of them may be a murderer.
09:49So it is a murder.
09:50Oh, my.
09:52And you are...?
09:53Sorry, Mary O'Driscoll.
09:54I'm the event organiser.
09:55And look, don't get me wrong.
09:57It's awful what happened.
09:58It's just awful.
10:00What, an actual murder at a crime convention?
10:02Do you know how much publicity we're going to get?
10:05Look, my son's a guard.
10:06I'll get him here as soon as I can.
10:09But in the meantime,
10:10if there's a chance that the killer is here,
10:12we have to do everything we can to stop him from leaving.
10:14But we don't even know if this is a murder yet.
10:16And we'll find out.
10:17But right now, we're wasting time.
10:20Oh!
10:21Barbara.
10:22Oliver, hello.
10:24Do listen to what Harry has to say.
10:27She's awfully good at this sort of thing.
10:29Oh, you know her, too?
10:30Well, that's different.
10:32Trevor, I want you to get all the guys, lock the main entrance.
10:36Then get Keith and Andy, lock the east and west doors.
10:39No one gets in or out.
10:40Got it?
10:42Which one am I supposed to do again?
10:43Oh, for the love of God!
10:45Just get all the guys and lock all the doors!
10:50I don't know how he got a job here.
10:51I suspect he's someone's relative.
10:53Right.
10:54Barbara.
10:55You better come with me.
10:56I'm going to make a cordon around the crime scene.
10:59Come on.
11:00Move back.
11:01Come on.
11:03What have you done to annoy him?
11:05Me and Ollie go back donkeys.
11:07Can't remember why we fell out, to be honest.
11:10Although, I did once try and sell him a house that turned out not to be mine.
11:14Honest mistake.
11:16Do you recognise her?
11:19No.
11:20Who is she?
11:21Well, there's something about her face that's very familiar.
11:23I just can't think where from.
11:32If you're phoning to see how things went with Parchello, don't bother.
11:35He never showed.
11:36Oh, you're kidding.
11:38I don't know why I even agreed to meet him.
11:40Well, as useless as he is, he is your father, Charlie.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Well, listen, I'm late for a meet with Vivian, so I gotta...
11:46You'll have to wait.
11:47We have a situation here.
11:48A dead body.
11:50Jesus, mother!
11:52You shouldn't be allowed out the door.
11:54Where are you?
11:55At the true crime convention.
11:57God, you know the routine.
11:58Don't touch anything.
11:59Blah, blah, blah.
12:01We'll be there as soon as we can.
12:04I'll try upstairs.
12:07Didn't Charlie do his usual and tell you not to touch anything?
12:09Of course he did.
12:13Tina?
12:15I know her from somewhere, but where?
12:18Right, we're all locked up.
12:19You called your son?
12:20Yes, he's on his way.
12:22Right, what do we do now?
12:23Do we shut down the events?
12:24No, no, you can't!
12:26No, she's right.
12:27There are hundreds of people here.
12:28The news will spread, but we need to keep it as quiet as possible for as long as possible.
12:32Oh, really?
12:33Because I was about to do a tweet.
12:34No tweeting.
12:35Any event that is scheduled must continue.
12:38If you cancel anything, people are going to try and leave and they'll realize that they can't.
12:42No, Charlie will be here.
12:43He'll tell us what we need to do next.
12:46You must have security cameras all over the place, right?
12:48Pretty much.
12:49Hi.
12:50Can we have a look?
12:52Not a chance.
12:53No problem.
12:54Hello.
13:13I'm sure he won't be long.
13:19I understand you're getting married soon?
13:22Yes, that's right.
13:25In Carrick Doon.
13:29I have a holiday home down there.
13:31Oh, I believe the Taoiseach does too.
13:35He does?
13:37So, when is the big day?
13:41Next month, the 5th.
13:45I'll be down there then.
13:49You must come.
13:54Apologies for my lateness, but we're going to have to reschedule.
13:58Just got a call from my...
14:01Just got a call.
14:03There's been a death at the convention center.
14:05Vicky, rally the troops.
14:07Are you okay?
14:09You remember I had a go at you for inviting Harry to the wedding?
14:12Uh-huh.
14:13Well, I've just accidentally invited the deputy commissioner.
14:16Yeah.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Are you okay?
14:20You remember I had a go at you for inviting Harry to the wedding?
14:23Uh-huh.
14:24Well, I've just accidentally invited the deputy commissioner.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Yeah.
14:40Okay, I know it's inconvenient, but it won't be long.
14:43There just needs to be a little bit of patience.
14:45Okay?
14:46Okay.
14:50There.
14:51So it's a fake you and a fake me.
15:00They've been out of camera range.
15:02Yeah, but they're about to come into range here.
15:09There's no cameras on the gantry.
15:11Fast forward to see if he comes back down again.
15:13He makes sure to keep turned away.
15:15There.
15:16He's going in there.
15:17And, oh, we are in luck.
15:20The killer can only go one way into the theater here.
15:24He's still in there.
15:32I never wanted to be a hero
15:38I just wanted to be your hero
15:43I'm a bad man
15:46When day came calling
15:51I knew I had to make a stand
15:56Stand up for what is right
16:00Never back down from a fight
16:06When the bad man's out there and he has to pay
16:13Catch a killer you say
16:19Catch a killer you say
16:24Catch a killer you say
16:29Catch a killer you say
16:34Catch a killer you say
16:38Security.
16:39Catch a killer you say
16:41The killer changed and snuck out of here.
16:44It could be anyone.
16:46We've got to get out of here.
16:49You're interrupting my art.
16:52Oh, my God, it's you.
16:55Everyone, this is the inspiration for my new single.
16:58This is Harry Wilde.
17:01That single is still available for purchase.
17:04Okay, that's enough of that. Move back.
17:07Move, move, move back.
17:16Can I borrow that?
17:25There's no way to know which one is the killer.
17:32The dead woman, Tina Mulcahy.
17:34She's from Kilmacross.
17:36The nuns?
17:38That's it. The pub where we met Jenny.
17:40But Sister Ignatius, she was the barmaid.
17:45So what are you doing down here?
17:47The sights, the ambience, the peace.
17:52Yeah, that's a weird coincidence.
17:55Indeed, and I don't like coincidence.
18:02Lovely, thank you.
18:06Right, hello, everybody.
18:08Thank you for coming.
18:09For those of you who don't know who I am,
18:11my name is Graham Lanigan.
18:13I'm a gardener by trade,
18:14but I have a little podcast on poison.
18:18Plant-based poisons.
18:21The rhododendron and azalea,
18:23two very common houseplants and both potential killers.
18:26Let me tell you about mad honey,
18:29or greianotoxin poisoning.
18:33Its effects are not too serious generally,
18:37but for some people,
18:39those who have underlying health issues,
18:42it could be deadly.
19:02Who's the victim?
19:18I was assuming you two haven't been idle.
19:20If only.
19:21We have victims now, Charlie.
19:23What?
19:24We have two dead bodies.
19:25Yeah, first one, you weren't sure it was murder.
19:26Could have been an accident.
19:27Second one was poison, so no doubt now.
19:29Any suspects?
19:30Oh, the woman who organized it all
19:31Seems very happy about there being a possible murder.
19:33This is Ollie Riley.
19:35He's the head of security here.
19:37Chief Superintendent Charlie Wild.
19:39Ollie secured the place after the first death.
19:41We weren't sure if the killer was still in there,
19:43but clearly he or she is.
19:45Good man. We're going to take charge of the venue now.
19:47Go to my officers, give them what they need.
19:49No problem.
19:51We'll start a search, but do we know who we're looking for?
19:53Let's start with this organiser.
20:01Well, hello, Chief Superintendent.
20:09And in uniform this time.
20:11I do like a man in uniform.
20:13Charlie.
20:15You remember Barbara, right?
20:17Of course.
20:19Good to see you again, Barbara.
20:21The organiser, what's her name?
20:23Mary O'Driscoll.
20:25Do we know where she is?
20:27There.
20:29I'm acting weird.
20:43Any reason you want to leave?
20:45I wasn't trying to leave.
20:47Well, why were you trying to pick the lock then?
20:49I was trying to let people in.
20:51Look, word has spread about what's happening.
20:53Keeping paying customers out is costing me a fortune.
20:55Bring her upstairs.
20:57Quick.
21:01Okay, who are the victims?
21:03Bring me up to speed.
21:05The first one is Tina Mulcahy.
21:07She was a barmaid in Kilmacross.
21:09Kilmacross? That's... Yes.
21:11Relevant? Not sure yet.
21:13Second one, Graham something, a celebrity gardener.
21:15All right.
21:21Events were still going on after the first death?
21:23No, we thought it was best to keep people distracted
21:25until you got here.
21:27Tell them about the second victim.
21:29Oh, um, Graham...
21:31Lanigan.
21:33He was a guest speaker.
21:35A gardener, does a podcast on poisons.
21:37He was talking and he just dropped dead.
21:39Was this what he was talking about?
21:41Uh, yes.
21:43I think so.
21:45What is it?
21:47Do you remember we came home recently
21:49and we found one of these on the doorstep?
21:51That's odd. No note.
21:53Bit weird, isn't it?
21:55Who sent you those?
21:57Yeah.
21:59Yeah, I remember that.
22:01Tina Mulcahy, I mean, it may be a coincidence,
22:03but now, I mean, I think there's something more going on here.
22:05It's just a plant, Mother.
22:07Oh, wait. I think Harry's right.
22:09You remember you told me about
22:11that weird phone call you got?
22:13Creepy child reading an extract
22:15from a badly written book.
22:17Her third hand has always been useful.
22:19It was ambidextrous and she could hold her gun in it.
22:21And then the police didn't know
22:23if her victim had been shot by a Reinhardt.
22:25What?
22:27Yes, so?
22:29Well, there's someone here who writes very bad literature.
22:31Barbara?
22:33Uh, have you ever written about
22:35a three-handed woman?
22:37Oh, yes, indeed.
22:39The mystery of the threadbare sock.
22:41Absolute page-turner.
22:43One of my Winifred Womble series.
22:45Some say the greatest literary detective
22:47ever created.
22:49I think Barbara
22:51is a potential victim.
22:53The killer's obviously been planning
22:55this for weeks.
22:57But to what end? To get to you?
22:59Us? I mean, we've put
23:01plenty of people behind bars
23:03and even if they are still inside,
23:05they have family, friends, people.
23:07I mean, maybe somebody's looking for a payback.
23:09This is very elaborate for a payback.
23:11Well, maybe their dog told them to do it.
23:13The point is,
23:15we need to get Barbara to safety
23:17and figure out what all this means.
23:19I have a safe room I could take her to.
23:21Okay, we'll get you out of the venue as soon as I can arrange transport.
23:23You and Fergus should go, too, Ma.
23:25No! No, the killer is here.
23:27I mean, if we leave,
23:29there's no reason for him to stay.
23:31I mean, right now, we have an advantage.
23:33This is so exciting!
23:35I mean, it's terrifying, but it's exciting.
23:37I can feel a whole new series of books coming on now.
23:39Okay, so the plant, the phone call,
23:41and the taxi driver.
23:43Anything else weird happen?
23:45Nothing.
23:49What is it?
23:51I think you need to examine the body.
23:53We need to wait till crime scene.
23:55Just look in his mouth. I think you can find a coin there.
23:57Like the coin toss killer?
23:59You remember that night when we came back
24:01after Mick Brady was arrested?
24:03Well, I found a coin on the doormat.
24:09I didn't think anything of it, but...
24:15Shit.
24:27Mick Brady's still in jail.
24:29I was dealing with paperwork about him this morning.
24:31I told you there was a second killer.
24:33You better take a look at Tina.
24:35You're going to find another coin there.
24:37Hold on.
24:39If there is a second killer,
24:41and he or she has been planning this
24:43for weeks,
24:45Graham and Barbara were both
24:47booked to speak at this convention,
24:49so the killer could have known about that.
24:51And Tina was a punter,
24:53so maybe she knew the killer when she came here with them.
24:55But how would the killer have predicted
24:57that we would be here?
24:59Well, you're the one that brought me here.
25:01How did you hear about it?
25:03Petra's sister told me about it.
25:05Perceptor?
25:07Yeah.
25:09Ladies and gentlemen,
25:11if I could have your attention.
25:13We're going to get you out of here as quickly as we can,
25:15but to do that, we're going to need
25:17names and addresses. I want two orderly queues
25:19starting here. The guards will take your details.
25:21Right.
25:23This way, please.
25:27Don't worry, Barbara.
25:29No one will get to you here now.
25:31I know killers. I've written enough of them
25:33once they've set their sights on the prize.
25:35Nothing will stop them.
25:37You're going to have to go through me first.
25:39You're very sweet.
25:41I shall be Sir Reginald Huntley Shapiro
25:43to your Lady Astrid.
25:45You've read one of my books?
25:47I have read all of your books.
25:49All 206 of them?
25:51Multiple times. I am a big fan.
25:53You never said anything
25:55when you were a client.
25:57I didn't want to come across
25:59as some sort of weird stalker.
26:01But you're not, are you?
26:03No, really.
26:05Which one's your favourite?
26:07Well, I love them all.
26:09And I'm particularly fond of Winifred Womble, of course.
26:11Who isn't?
26:13But if I had to pick one,
26:15it would be the cherry blossom
26:17of Hurstmont Hall
26:19when Sir Dennis
26:21races Captain Northumberland, even though he's been blinded
26:23by his musket misfiring, so as to stop him
26:25from flogging Emily's father.
26:27I can't help tearing up.
26:29Ooh!
26:31Ooh!
26:33Ooh!
26:53Glen!
26:55Glen! Glen!
26:57I wasn't doing nothing. I was going to put her back.
26:59Where's Concepta?
27:01Oh, she went for more supplies.
27:03Well, why's she not back?
27:05Talk of the devil. She says,
27:07I'm outside. Guards won't let me in.
27:09I'm on it.
27:11That was Mr Riley.
27:13Miss Quinlan has remembered something important.
27:15Says she needs to talk to you right away.
27:17Fergus, why don't you go with Charlie
27:19and I'll find out what Barbara wants.
27:21Let's meet back here.
27:23I'll take you to where they are.
27:25I'll keep an eye on this stuff.
27:31Open it up.
27:33Let her in.
27:35What on earth's going on? Why am I not allowed in?
27:37Concepta, this convention,
27:39why did you mention it to me?
27:41Did you want me and Harry here?
27:43Of course I did. I've been petrified all along.
27:45You're behind this?
27:47Of course I am. And you're my little puppets.
27:49I'm so confused. Are you the killer?
27:51What? Don't be so idiotic.
27:53But then why did you do any of this?
27:55Petra told me to.
27:57She left very strict instructions.
27:59She got talking to a fella in the Goose one day
28:01and he's the one who told her how much money
28:03you can make from podcasts and stuff.
28:05Plus, he assured her he could get her a spot at this convention.
28:07What guy? Do you have a name for him?
28:09And how could he get you in here?
28:11He works here. It's the security guard.
28:13Trevor.
28:15Let's go.
28:17Text Glenn. Tell him to meet us on the way.
28:19Did he tell you what Barbara wanted to talk to me about?
28:21No. I don't think Mr. Riley
28:23likes me very much.
28:25He thinks I got this job through nepotism.
28:27But I didn't.
28:39What are you doing here?
28:41We were just...
28:43I think I can see what you were just...
28:45Why did you call me up here if you were just...
28:47What do you mean we didn't call you up here?
28:49Trevor, Tom...
28:51How does Noah know where this safe room is?
28:53I think that's just what Ollie calls it.
28:55I don't know where.
28:57Look, he's not going to be seen on these cameras.
28:59He's too clever for that.
29:01When he killed Tina Mulcahy,
29:03he didn't let himself be seen, okay?
29:05He knew where the cameras were.
29:07Suspect identified as security guard Trevor Purcell.
29:09I want this place taken apart brick by brick.
29:11He's got my mother.
29:15You?
29:17But you're a moron!
29:19See?
29:21I told you he didn't like me!
29:23Unless, uh...
29:25You.
29:27You and McBrady, how?
29:29Who's McBrady?
29:31Killed people on the flip of a coin.
29:33And this is...
29:35his partner?
29:37I was more his mentor.
29:39I taught him everything he knows.
29:41But he's, what, 20 years older than you?
29:43So we were unconventional.
29:45Are you related?
29:47No. He gave me a lift in his truck one day.
29:49I was going to kill him,
29:51but the funny thing is,
29:53the coin knows, you see.
29:55Is it a magic coin?
29:57So you did all this.
29:59Tina Mulcahy,
30:01Graham Lanigan, Barbara,
30:03just to punish me?
30:05Ah!
30:17Events were still going on
30:19after the first death?
30:21We thought it was best to keep people distracted
30:23until you got here.
30:25Tell them about the second victim.
30:27Graham Lanigan. He was a guest speaker.
30:29A gardener. Does a podcast on poisons.
30:31He was talking and he just dropped dead.
30:35Why Tina? Or Graham?
30:37Or Barbara?
30:39It's the coin.
30:41It's always the coin. It's the inherent beauty
30:43of chance. I could have killed you
30:45quick or slow or not at all.
30:47The coin chose to do it like this.
30:49I don't get it.
30:51You don't get it because it's nonsense.
30:53No need to be rude.
30:55Sure, it's not for everyone. Same as Catholicism.
30:57Well, it's hardly a religion.
30:59It makes more sense than most religions.
31:01After you got Mick, I followed you for a while.
31:03I was there when you were at the convent.
31:05I was watching you.
31:07You know who they are, don't you?
31:09That's Harry Wilde
31:11and Fergus Reid.
31:13They're always in the newspapers solving murders.
31:15I love a bit of true crime.
31:17There's a
31:19convention going to be on in Dublin.
31:23Rude.
31:33So tell me more about this convention.
31:35Sounds interesting.
31:37Got anyone to go with?
31:39Do you mind?
31:43Tina was easy enough.
31:45Lonely.
31:47It was simple to convince her to dress like you
31:49and your partner.
31:51Why Graham?
31:53I don't know.
31:55I don't know.
31:57I don't know.
31:59I don't know.
32:01Why Graham?
32:03Or Barbara?
32:05Once the coin decided that we were coming here,
32:07I looked at the guest list.
32:09Barbara was obvious enough.
32:11She had a connection to you already.
32:13There are sixteen
32:15guest speakers here today.
32:17It could have been any one of them.
32:19The coin chose Graham Lanigan.
32:21It's only as good as the question you ask it.
32:23It's mostly binary, so it's yes or no.
32:25That's where you're wrong.
32:27I was raised by the coin.
32:29I've been a lawyer since the 60s.
32:31The coin spoke to him in an LSD fever dream.
32:35I don't think being off your tits
32:37is a solid basis for starting a religion.
32:39The coin has a mischievous personality.
32:41Well, the coin doesn't have a personality.
32:43It's a coin.
32:49It's all in your head.
32:51You're little more than a
32:53Batman villain without the interesting
32:55facial scarring.
32:57You
32:59are not much fun anymore.
33:01Let's get this over and done with, shall we?
33:07This place is too big, Charlie. We're never going to find them.
33:09You've got a better idea.
33:11I'm all ears.
33:15It's Harry.
33:17You won't get away with this.
33:19That's up to the coin.
33:21You're off your rocker.
33:23That still doesn't tell us where they are.
33:25Keep listening.
33:37The coin likes you.
33:41The coin doesn't either like
33:43or dislike Barbara.
33:45It doesn't have an opinion.
33:47It's a coin.
33:49After you caught Mick,
33:51I was going to vanish.
33:53The ghost wouldn't leave before he told the guards
33:55everything. But the coin had other
33:57ideas.
33:59The coin knew Mick wouldn't blab.
34:01The coin spoke to you?
34:03You speak coin?
34:05Yeah, I speak coin.
34:07Heads, Mick would blab. Tails, he wouldn't.
34:09It was tails, so I knew he wouldn't squeal
34:11to the guards.
34:13Oh, you got lucky.
34:15Did the coin tell you to bring us up here to the old staff room?
34:17I'm on it.
34:19Hey!
34:21They're in the old staff room.
34:23Ask one of the security guards where it is.
34:27Take the east staircase to the top of the floor,
34:29end of the corridor.
34:33You flipped for Barbara.
34:35And the coin
34:37let her live.
34:39Well, she knows who you are.
34:41Everyone knows who you are.
34:43I think the coin has turned
34:45on you. That's...
34:47not how it works.
34:49Are you sure about that? Have you...
34:51Have you ever asked the coin?
34:55Have you ever asked the coin
34:57if it wants you to stop killing?
34:59Heads, you stop.
35:01Tails, you carry on.
35:03Cool, dude.
35:05I think you're scared.
35:07I don't think
35:09that your belief system
35:11is as strong as you'd like to pretend.
35:13I think you're like one of those evangelical Christian
35:15preachers that talks a big
35:17talk and has a string of secret
35:19mistresses.
35:23Go on.
35:25Ask it.
35:27Heads, you stop.
35:29Tails, you...
35:31You carry on.
35:33Okay.
35:43Shit!
35:45Best of three.
36:15The coin has spoken.
36:45Did you get everything logged?
36:47Not yet, sir.
36:49Okay, let's get on that.
36:51Sergeant.
36:53Good to see you, Robbie.
36:55Charlie, I'm sorry.
36:59In another life.
37:11Come on.
37:13Oh, my God.
37:15Come on.
37:23At last.
37:25Oh, no.
37:27What?
37:29Look, I've had a hell of a day,
37:31and I don't have the energy for you.
37:33Okay, okay.
37:35I tell you the truth.
37:37Yes, there is a capo involved,
37:39but I didn't so much stand up to him
37:41with his wife, just a little.
37:43Of course you did.
37:45I took a necklace,
37:47then it belonged to his nun.
37:49Sex was nothing,
37:51was meaningless.
37:53He doesn't even like his wife that much.
37:55But, listen, he's here.
37:57He's in Dublin.
37:59He was at my hotel.
38:01I only just got away.
38:03Clearly, it wasn't meaningless to him.
38:05So why are you telling me this?
38:07What do you expect me to do?
38:09Convince him to let me go.
38:11You are the smartest person I know.
38:13Well, give him back the necklace
38:15and beg for forgiveness.
38:17I would, but
38:19I kind of lost it in a car accident.
38:21Oh, my God.
38:23Look, I've seen
38:25three dead bodies today,
38:27and a serial killer tried to kill me,
38:29and you are the worst part of my day.
38:31That's hurtful.
38:33No, you've always been this way.
38:35You cheat, you steal,
38:37you let people down,
38:39and you know what?
38:41I have zero fucks left to give
38:43when it comes to you.
38:45Harry. Harry, you...
38:47You don't mean that, right?
38:49Harry.
38:55Harry.
39:07Harry.
39:37Harry.
39:39Harry.
39:41Harry.
39:43Harry.
39:45Harry.
39:47Harry.
39:49Harry.
39:51Harry.
39:53Harry.
39:55Harry.
39:57Harry.
39:59Harry.
40:01Harry.
40:03Harry.
40:05Harry.
40:07Harry.
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