Memorial Day Weekend's here, but Ivanka Trump is still bustin' her ass in the gym, squeezing in another jiu-jitsu session with one of the Valente brothers!
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00:00And now Trump does a hardcore high-intensity workout.
00:05Yes, Ivanka. Did you think we met? Oh, come on, get serious.
00:10Ivanka Trump getting a workout in with Joaquin Valente's brother. And obviously Joaquin
00:14Valente and Giselle had lots and lots of sex, then had a baby, then continued to have lots
00:20and lots of sex with intensity and stamina and for hours at a time. Sorry, Tom, but you gotta
00:26make your peace with it. Anyway, this ain't Ivanka's first session with Guy Valente.
00:30We've known for a while that Ivanka has studied jiu-jitsu and that she goes to the Valente brothers.
00:36Jared Kushner better be a bit worried about this. Jared Kushner could lose his goal.
00:39Oh, easily. He's very handsome. He's a Valente.
00:42It's not just a joke when you think about it. I mean, if you were Jared Kushner and you knew the
00:47power of the Valentes. Yeah, the other brother just stole Giselle from Tom Brady.
00:52Yeah, they had lots and lots of sex, then had a baby, then continued to,
00:56oh, you know what? We already covered that part. Sorry again, Tom.
00:58But these two seem perfectly fine. Then again, jiu-jitsu.
01:03Sweaty physicality breeds these emotions. It's kind of sexy.
01:06It is sexy. They're sweating and holding each other like that.
01:09I mean, they are like grabbing each other. He's grabbing her by the waist, like throwing her down.
01:14Whoa, it's like a reading of Fifty Shades of what have you. Let's cool off, people.
01:19Anyway, looking good, Ivanka. She is beautiful. She really is beautiful.
01:23Her dad agrees, yeah.
01:24Don't worry, Jared. You're cool. And Ivanka, enjoy the workout.
01:30Not too much.