Dating Apps for Babies 🎙️🎧 Babies podcast #funny #baby #podcast #ai

Transcript

00:00Fellow tiny humans, the podcast where we tackle life's biggest questions.

00:04Today's topic is dating apps for babies.

00:07Because why should grown-ups have all the swipey fun?

00:10Okay, so mommy keeps swiping on her Tinder thingy, but hello, I need love too.

00:15The struggle is real.

00:16Swipe right if they share their teething ring, left if they still can't hold their own bottle.

00:21And the bio has to include.

00:23Looking for a play date who won't steal my puffs.

00:25Yes, and verified profiles only.

00:27Remember, if their profile says mama's little angel, swipe left.

00:32Thanks for listening.

00:33Next week, investing in milk futures.

00:35Nap time now.