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Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a hundred million already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:38Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:39Go!
01:40Come on.
01:41Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our budget, so we're going to have to do something
02:10about it.
02:11The rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks up is down
02:16and down is up.
02:17So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:26Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax, people.
03:07We've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:09Go home.
03:10Get some sleep.
03:11And with that, we're gone.
03:12Thank you, boss.
03:13You truly are the MVP.
03:14All right.
03:15Let's go, folks.
03:16Come on.
03:17Let her work.
03:18Let's go!
03:38You...
03:48Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane.
04:11Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22This is usual, Tom.
04:23Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:26Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:38Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:05You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:07Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:13What the hell is wrong with you?
05:15I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:20Here is your hush money.
05:24Take it and get out.
05:26You know what?
05:28Here's a little extra.
05:30Use it to buy yourself some makeup.
05:32Buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk,
06:36because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader
06:42wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot
07:07and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:09Who I am doesn't matter.
07:10All that matters is that you are fired.
07:12Are you certain about firing me?
07:14You think you're some unicorn employee
07:16that this place will crash and burn
07:17without your precious brain?
07:18You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:19Jessica hasn't slept
07:20because she was busy saving us nine figures
07:22because of a bug.
07:23Yeah, and we thought
07:24you were going to be the one to save us.
07:26I'm not going to be the one to save you.
07:28Nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39That trash ruined my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders,
07:43finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her
07:47shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap
07:50and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:56What?
07:57Is office drama more important
07:58than making money now?
08:07Susan!
08:14Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:17Firing her out of nowhere
08:18might be problematic.
08:21Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:24Look around.
08:25Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:28she was just sitting there
08:29woman in a chair
08:30and cashing paychecks.
08:31All right?
08:32I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed
08:34that bug a while ago.
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you
08:43there's this one woman exec
08:46you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:49Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives
08:56do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board
09:06paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance
09:14depends on it.
09:15Jessie, Harvard PhD,
09:17star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie.
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus
09:30on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jessie
09:36to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:49Trading director.
09:51One-upping Jessica.
09:54It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:56Babe, it already took
09:58a lot of effort to get you in
09:59with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but couldn't you be a doll
10:04and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:10Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:21All right.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jessie.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, you all right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model
11:09is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often,
11:13but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Jackson,
11:21I actually pull multiple all-nighters
11:24designing that solo.
11:26You see,
11:27I have pure talent,
11:30unlike some people who
11:32climb the corporate ladder
11:33using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model
11:45because our fund is launching
11:46and I need it to deliver
11:47and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way,
11:50I'll get that updated model
11:51to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53All right, get going.
11:54Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything
11:59Frank promised, sir.
12:00Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Let's hire Miss J.
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy
12:09I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen
12:11of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why
12:14Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got
12:16someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:28Miss J, you're the only woman
12:30who deserves to be my equal.
12:31Join TV and I'll hand you
12:33the entire company.
12:48Boss, we have an emergency.
12:49Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:51Are you crazy?
12:52I haven't even confessed
12:53to Jessica yet.
12:54Don't go around
12:55calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that.
12:58Eight years of this secret crush,
12:59still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen
13:01to her when I'm...
13:02Wait, hold on.
13:03You found Jessica?
13:04We got her.
13:05She's running trading
13:06at TV Securities.
13:07What?
13:08I don't get it.
13:09What do you mean,
13:10you don't get it?
13:11I don't get it.
13:12I don't get it.
13:13I don't get it.
13:14I don't get it.
13:15I don't get it.
13:16She's running trading
13:17at TV Securities.
13:18Well, she was
13:19until the new CEO
13:20stepped in and fired her.
13:21Fired her?
13:22She's brilliant.
13:23How could she get fired?
13:24Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity
13:27for you to step in,
13:28be the hero,
13:29confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity
13:36to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day,
13:41I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:45Clooney Financial
13:46doesn't even have
13:47a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:03This office is all mine now.
14:13Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica Jackson's
14:25dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows
14:32who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse!
14:43What do you think you're doing?
14:46Hey, boss.
14:47We locked in the SkyEdge
14:48tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:50Just need your signature
14:51to close it.
14:54Boss.
14:55Boss!
14:56What?
14:57Don't tell me you're looking
14:58at pictures of your crush,
14:59Jessica, again.
15:00What crush?
15:02You're looking at
15:03the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:04We've been hunting for her
15:05for eight years with no luck.
15:06What if she's married already?
15:08Well, yeah.
15:09She's incredible.
15:10She's a genius.
15:11She's a genius.
15:12She's a genius.
15:13She's a genius.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others
15:16would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Yes!
15:49Boss!
15:50The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:56The trading system is down.
15:59We need you.
16:06The system is still
16:07placing counter-trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises,
16:09the faster we're selling.
16:11All my soft boxes
16:12are going crazy.
16:13We're down
16:14100 million already.
16:16The computer thinks
16:17this is normal.
16:18I can't do anything
16:19no matter what I try.
16:20If we do this for another hour,
16:21we're going to be filing
16:22for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:33Stop staring
16:34and get out of the chair.
16:35Go!
16:43Yesterday's rate cut
16:44didn't make it
16:45into our baseline indicators.
16:46So the model thinks
16:47up is down
16:48and down is up.
16:49So naturally,
16:50it's doing exactly
16:51the opposite
16:52of what it should.
16:53Boss?
16:54Even you can't solve it?
16:56Sorry.
16:57Food coma's hitting hard.
17:00Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:02No.
17:04I'm good.
17:05Don't need it.
17:06I'm good.
17:07I'm good.
17:08I'm good.
17:09I'm good.
17:10I'm good.
17:11I'm good.
17:12I'm good.
17:13I'm good.
17:14I'm good.
17:15I'm good.
17:16I'm good.
17:17I'm good.
17:18I'm good.
17:19I'm good.
17:20I'm good.
17:21I'm good.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:06Alright, let's go, folks!
18:08Come on, let her work! Let's go!
18:22You...
18:26You...
18:35Nailed it.
18:53The model's fixed?
18:55The company account.
18:57Boss is insane!
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:08Clueless as usual, Tom.
19:10Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:13Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
19:16What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:19And you are...?
19:21Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:24Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:28And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:32Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:34You are fired.
19:36What?
19:38Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:43Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:46Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:49Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on pure talent.
19:54You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:56Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:04I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here...
20:11is your hush money.
20:13Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:19Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real Rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:16Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:18This is perfect. It's perfect.
21:19Go now, before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over,
21:23clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:25What? Why?
21:27The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:29You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
21:31above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:35And who's your boss?
21:36I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica. She's here.
21:42You're fired.
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain
22:01what rock you crawled out from under.
22:03Who I am doesn't matter.
22:04All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:08You think you're some unicorn employee
22:09that this place will crash and burn
22:10without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
22:14saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash-ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment,
22:33and sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere might be...
23:08problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around, finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
23:16she was just sitting there warm in a chair
23:18and cashing paychecks.
23:19Alright, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you,
23:31there's this one woman exec
23:33you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives?
23:43Do we have Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse.
24:03Harvard PhD.
24:04Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09It's Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:34Remember our pillow talk?
24:36Trading director.
24:38One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:46to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but...
24:50couldn't you be a doll and
24:52work your magic for me?
24:55We've got a new CEO.
24:57Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:26New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you alright?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model
25:56is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often,
26:00but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely!
26:07Jackson, I actually pull multiple
26:11all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent,
26:17unlike some people who
26:19climb the corporate ladder using
26:22connections.
26:26You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model,
26:32because our fund is launching,
26:33and I need it to deliver
26:34and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model
26:39to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41Alright, get going.
26:42Clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:52Let's hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy
26:56I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen
26:58of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:02You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always, right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman
27:18who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV, and I'll hand you
27:21the entire company.
27:27I'll be right back.
27:45Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush,
27:56still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her
27:59when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO
28:06stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:09How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity
28:14for you to step in, be the hero,
28:16confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity
28:24to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day,
28:28I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have
28:34a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:51This office is all mine now.
28:55Hmm.
29:00Ugh.
29:01Broke much?
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:24Jessie.
29:25What do you think you're doing?
29:35Hey, boss.
29:36We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition
29:37for $1.3 billion.
29:38Just need your signature to close it.
29:42Boss.
29:43Boss!
29:44What?
29:45Don't tell me you're looking at
29:46pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:48What do you mean?
29:49She's my girlfriend.
29:51Don't tell me you're looking at
29:52pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:53What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her
29:57for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well, yeah.
30:02She's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that, too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:14Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:21Let's go.
30:30You win.
30:31Yes!
30:36Boss.
30:37The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:46We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:54The more the market rises,
30:55the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down 100 million already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour,
31:07we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic.
31:10The boss is here.
31:13Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:15Go.
31:16Come on.
31:43Yesterday's rate cut
31:44didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks up is down
31:49and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite
31:53of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma's hitting hard.
32:08Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster
32:20than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter
32:42and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on, let her work.
32:56Let's go.
33:12You...
33:21Nailed it.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane.
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts,
33:48and made a kill again one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57This is usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why
34:02TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son,
34:12your new CEO.
34:14Of course,
34:15his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked,
34:20these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB,
34:28we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB,
34:33we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:39You made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here
34:58is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup
35:07and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Does school handle this when she's back?
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlyn.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:55Caitlyn.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect.
36:06Go now, before you're late.
36:07And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk,
36:10because you're fired.
36:11What?
36:12Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a trader
36:16wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:24It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:35You are fired.
36:40Move your damn foot
36:41and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:43Who I am doesn't matter.
36:44All that matters is that you are fired.
36:46Are you certain about firing me?
36:48You think you're some unicorn employee
36:50that this place will crash and burn
36:51without your precious brain?
36:52You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:53Jessica hasn't slept
36:54because she was busy saving us nine figures
36:56because of a bug.
36:57Yeah, and I don't care
36:58if you're fired or not.
36:59You're fired.
37:00You're fired.
37:01You're fired.
37:02You're fired.
37:03Because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:18finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her
37:22shows that you have neither.
37:24So pack your crap
37:25and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important
37:33than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere
37:53might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around.
38:00Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:03she was just sitting there
38:04warming a chair
38:05and cashing paychecks.
38:06Alright, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug
38:08a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:21you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives
38:31do we have, Susan?
38:34Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board
38:40paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance
38:48depends on it.
38:49Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse?
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:10Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:12Right away.
39:21Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director,
39:26one-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll
39:39and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:57Okay.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you alright?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
40:58designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent,
41:04unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
41:07using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:49You've already got someone else in mind.
41:51Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:55Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:56Coffee, always, right here.
41:58Unbelievable.
42:02Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:05Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:18Miss J?
42:32Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:41Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44action look nothing bad can happen her when I'm wait hold on you found Jessica
42:48we got her she's running trading at TV securities well she was until the new
42:53CEO stepped in and fired her fired she's brilliant how could she get fired
42:57something's off here let's go get her this is the perfect opportunity for you
43:02to step in be the hero confess your feelings you idiot
43:07you idiot this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
43:13see each other every day I'll finally get my shot with her
43:17boss snap out of it she's in security treaty Clooney Financial doesn't even
43:22have a brokerage division so we'll buy one
43:38this office is all mine now broke much disgusting
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drink home mrs. J Jackson fired Jessica no one knows who
44:07she really is I can take advantage of this
44:16Jesse what do you think you're doing
44:26hey boss we locked in the sky edge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion just need
44:30your signature to close it boss boss what don't tell me you're looking at
44:38pictures of your crush Jessica what crush you're looking at the future mrs.
44:43Clooney we've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck what if she's
44:47married already well yeah she's incredible of course others would see
44:51that too not happening where are you going to the racetrack boss
45:22boss the trading system is down
45:28what the trading system is down need you
45:39the system is still placing countertrend orders the more the market
45:42rises the faster we're selling all my stop losses are firing like crazy
45:47we're down already the computer thinks this is normal I can't do anything no
45:53matter what I try if we do this for another hour we're gonna be filing for
45:55chapter 11 don't panic the boss is here
46:06stop staring and get out of the chair go
46:18yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators so the model
46:35things up is down and down is up so naturally it's doing exactly the
46:40opposite of what it should
46:48boss even you can't solve it sorry food coma is hitting hard
46:55mind grabbing me a coke who does she think she's fooling what does a woman
47:02possibly know about all this if she fixes it I'll quit immediately you're
47:06gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips
47:10here you go boss
47:27relax people I just got a reset one more parameter and we're golden go home get
47:33some sleep and with that we're gone thank you boss you truly are the MVP
47:40all right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
48:03you
48:09nailed it
48:12Oh
48:29the models fixed the company account boss is insane fix the glitch saved our
48:35butts and made a killing in one night time to update that resume Tom or is all
48:40that big talk just hot air mark who is our boss really who this is usual Tom
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch her algorithm is the reason
48:50why TB security is a tight what on earth are we doing during work hours and you
48:56are meet the chairman's son your new CEO of course his talents have the board's
49:04complete endorsement and last time I checked these are crime trading hours
49:09aren't they well it's actually funny you mentioned that you are fire what's
49:14here TV we do not tolerate mediocrity here TV we do not tolerate mediocrity
49:22only the best work here made it here on pure talent you want to talk about
49:28mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position go you just
49:35hit her what the hell's wrong with you I'm not gonna waste my time talking to
49:39garbage here is your hush money take it and get out you know what here's a
49:51little extra use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no one
49:55wants to see that drop it to school handle this when she's back
50:00board painstaking money for her brain Jackson have the guts to touch her
50:05listen up everybody the market is a savage wilderness it is a dog eat dog
50:11world it is eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little fluffy
50:18performance faking rabbits those will be eaten but the real outfits the real
50:25rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly top of the leaderboard is
50:37Caitlyn where's my superstar that would be me Caitlyn is this Kayla twist art
50:47are you a Kayla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want to
50:50go yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as
50:56the concert's over clean out your desk cuz you're fired why the Nikkei opens
51:01during concert hours you know I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla twist above
51:06making trades those numbers must be fake and who's your boss I need to meet the
51:10clown that runs this circus it's Jessica she's here
51:21you
51:29you are fired
51:33move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under who I am
51:37doesn't matter all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about
51:41firing me you think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and
51:44burn about your precious brain you wouldn't say that exactly
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a
51:50bug yeah and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name
51:55wasn't even on those reports so take your headphones and beat it
52:00and trash ruin my shoes and two defenders finance takes timing and
52:07judgment and sticking up for her shows that you have neither so pack your crap
52:12and follow her out the door leave them alone they have nothing to do with this
52:15I'll go what is office drama more important than making money now thank
52:26you
52:29Susan
52:36boss she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be problematic
52:44Susan Susan Susan look around finance is a men's game okay as far as I'm
52:50concerned she was just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks all
52:54right I did us a favor we should have squashed that bug a while ago
53:01dad how's it going I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you
53:08absolutely cannot mess with woman executive don't tell me it's
53:17I mean boomers we have Susan just two women in executive roles these are the
53:24files she's a talent the board paid top dollar for quant model she built it from
53:31scratch and keeping her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance
53:36Jesse Harvard PhD search reader dad are you talking about Jesse Jesse I invited
53:46actually Jessica she's our golden goose now you need to dad you just focus on
53:52getting better I'll make sure she stays all right
53:56season tell Jessica to my office
54:07Pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director one-upping Jessica it's
54:17time you pay up lover boy babe it already took a lot of effort to get you
54:21in with those fake credentials I know but couldn't you be a doll and work your
54:28magic for me we've got a new CEO let's lay low for a while keep your nose
54:37clean oh yeah of course
54:44pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
54:51come in Jesse emergency new boss just asked Jessica what wait he fired Jessica
55:00god is he suicidal or just stupid he wants you to go see him now am I up next
55:05on the chopping block
55:14you
55:22you needed something Jackson Jesse right damn looking good
55:27thanks word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages I don't say
55:34this often but I am impressed wait that's Jessica's work how does he not
55:38know this absolutely Jackson I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing
55:46that solo you see I have pure talent unlike some people who climb the
55:54corporate ladder using connections
55:59you're referring to Jessica right I already fired that corporate parasite I
56:05need your model because our fund is launching and I needed to deliver and
56:09maximize company profits don't worry Jackson with Jessica out of the way I'll
56:13get that updated model to you in no time that's what I like to hear all right get
56:16going clock's ticking I'm on it
56:19that Jesse's everything Frank promised sir smart and easy on the eyes hardly
56:25remarkable let's hire miss J I won't need her anymore
56:28miss J miss J is a trading prodigy I met online she's the unrivaled queen of the
56:34securities trading market so that's why Jesse doesn't measure up you've
56:38already got someone else in mind always two steps ahead Susan Susan do you see
56:44an issue here coffee always right here unbelievable miss J you're the only
56:52woman who deserves to be my equal join TV and I'll hand you the entire company
57:04you
57:18boss we have an emergency your wife's in serious trouble are you crazy I haven't
57:24even confessed to Jessica yet ah don't go around calling her that you told me
57:28to call her that eight years of this secret crush still no action look
57:32nothing bad can happen to her when I'm wait hold on you found Jessica we got
57:36her she's running trading at TV securities well she was until the new
57:40CEO stepped in and fired her fired she's brilliant how could she get fired
57:44something's off here let's go get her this is the perfect opportunity for you
57:49to step in be the hero confess your feelings you idiot
57:54you idiot this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
58:00see each other every day I'll finally get my shot with her boss snap out of it
58:05she's in security treaty Clooney financial doesn't even have a brokerage
58:10division so we'll buy one
58:15you
58:25this office is all mine now broke much
58:45Jessica's Jackson's dream come this is J Jackson fired Jessica no one knows who
58:54she really is I can take advantage of this
59:03Jesse what do you think you're doing

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