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  • 5/27/2025
Fired, Framed, and Fierce FULL HD
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a hundred million already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:38Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:39Go!
01:40Come on.
01:41Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our budget, so we're going to have to do something
02:10about it.
02:11The rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks up is down
02:16and down is up.
02:17So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:26Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax, people.
03:07We've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:09Go home.
03:10Get some sleep.
03:11And with that, we're gone.
03:12Thank you, boss.
03:13You truly are the MVP.
03:14All right.
03:15Let's go, folks.
03:16Come on.
03:17Let her work.
03:18Let's go!
03:38You...
03:48Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane.
04:11Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22This is usual, Tom.
04:23Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:26Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:38Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on pure talent.
05:05You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:07Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:13What the hell is wrong with you?
05:15I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:20Here is your hush money.
05:24Take it and get out.
05:26You know what?
05:28Here's a little extra.
05:30Use it to buy yourself some makeup.
05:32Buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk,
06:36because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader
06:42wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot
07:07and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:09Who I am doesn't matter.
07:10All that matters is that you are fired.
07:12Are you certain about firing me?
07:14You think you're some unicorn employee
07:16that this place will crash and burn
07:17without your precious brain?
07:18You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:19Jessica hasn't slept
07:20because she was busy saving us nine figures
07:22because of a bug.
07:23Yeah, and we thought
07:24you were going to be the one to save us.
07:26I'm not going to be the one to save you.
07:28Nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39That trash ruined my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders,
07:43finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her
07:47shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap
07:50and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:56What?
07:57Is office drama more important
07:58than making money now?
08:07Susan!
08:14Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:17Firing her out of nowhere
08:18might be problematic.
08:21Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:24Look around.
08:25Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:28she was just sitting there
08:29woman in a chair
08:30and cashing paychecks.
08:31All right?
08:32I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed
08:34that bug a while ago.
08:39Dad, how's it going?
08:41I forgot to mention to you
08:43there's this one woman exec
08:46you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:49Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives
08:56do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board
09:06paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance
09:14depends on it.
09:15Jessie, Harvard PhD,
09:17star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie.
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus
09:30on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jessie
09:36to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:49Trading director.
09:51One-upping Jessica.
09:54It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:56Babe, it already took
09:58a lot of effort to get you in
09:59with those fake credentials.
10:01I know, but couldn't you be a doll
10:04and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:10Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:21All right.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jessie.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, you all right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model
11:09is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often,
11:13but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Jackson,
11:21I actually pull multiple all-nighters
11:24designing that solo.
11:26You see,
11:27I have pure talent,
11:30unlike some people who
11:32climb the corporate ladder
11:33using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model
11:45because our fund is launching
11:46and I need it to deliver
11:47and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:49With Jessica out of the way,
11:50I'll get that updated model
11:51to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear.
11:53All right, get going.
11:54Clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jessie's everything
11:59Frank promised, sir.
12:00Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Let's hire Miss J.
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy
12:09I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen
12:11of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why
12:14Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got
12:16someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:28Miss J, you're the only woman
12:30who deserves to be my equal.
12:31Join TV and I'll hand you
12:33the entire company.
12:48Boss, we have an emergency.
12:49Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:51Are you crazy?
12:52I haven't even confessed
12:53to Jessica yet.
12:54Don't go around
12:55calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that.
12:58Eight years of this secret crush,
12:59still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen
13:01to her when I'm...
13:02Wait, hold on.
13:03You found Jessica?
13:04We got her.
13:05She's running trading
13:06at TV Securities.
13:07What?
13:08I don't get it.
13:09What do you mean,
13:10you don't get it?
13:11I don't get it.
13:12I don't get it.
13:13I don't get it.
13:14I don't get it.
13:15I don't get it.
13:16She's running trading
13:17at TV Securities.
13:18Well, she was
13:19until the new CEO
13:20stepped in and fired her.
13:21Fired her?
13:22She's brilliant.
13:23How could she get fired?
13:24Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity
13:27for you to step in,
13:28be the hero,
13:29confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity
13:36to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day,
13:41I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:45Clooney Financial
13:46doesn't even have
13:47a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:03This office is all mine now.
14:13Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica Jackson's
14:25dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows
14:32who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse!
14:43What do you think you're doing?
14:46Hey, boss.
14:47We locked in the SkyEdge
14:48tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:50Just need your signature
14:51to close it.
14:54Boss.
14:55Boss!
14:56What?
14:57Don't tell me you're looking
14:58at pictures of your crush,
14:59Jessica, again.
15:00What crush?
15:02You're looking at
15:03the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:04We've been hunting for her
15:05for eight years with no luck.
15:06What if she's married already?
15:08Well, yeah.
15:09She's incredible.
15:10She's a genius.
15:11She's a genius.
15:12She's a genius.
15:13She's a genius.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others
15:16would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Yes!
15:49Boss!
15:50The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:56The trading system is down.
15:59We need you.
16:06The system is still
16:07placing counter-trend orders.
16:08The more the market rises,
16:09the faster we're selling.
16:11All my soft boxes
16:12are going crazy.
16:13We're down
16:14100 million already.
16:16The computer thinks
16:17this is normal.
16:18I can't do anything
16:19no matter what I try.
16:20If we do this for another hour,
16:21we're going to be filing
16:22for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:33Stop staring
16:34and get out of the chair.
16:35Go!
16:43Yesterday's rate cut
16:44didn't make it
16:45into our baseline indicators.
16:46So the model thinks
16:47up is down
16:48and down is up.
16:49So naturally,
16:50it's doing exactly
16:51the opposite
16:52of what it should.
16:53Boss?
16:54Even you can't solve it?
16:56Sorry.
16:57Food coma's hitting hard.
16:59Mind grabbing me a Coke,
17:00while I try to think.
17:05I need my coke.
17:07You're welcome.
17:08I'll just be outside.
17:15What's going on?
17:16Well,
17:17I've been getting
17:18some real bad news
17:19and I've asked you
17:20to put it off for a bit
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:52Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home, get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:06Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
18:21You...
18:27You...
18:36Nailed it.
18:52The model's fixed?
18:54The company account.
18:55Boss is insane!
18:57Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:00Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:02Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:04Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:06This is usual, Tom.
19:08Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:11Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:14What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators,
20:42not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:07That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now, before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk,
21:23because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader
21:29wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot
22:00and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee
22:09that this place will crash and burn
22:10without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept
22:13because she was busy saving us nine figures
22:15because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:21So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her
22:34shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap
22:37and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important
22:46than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:01Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:05Firing her out of nowhere
23:06might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
23:16she was just sitting there
23:17warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:28I forgot to mention to you
23:30there's this one woman exec
23:33you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:36Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives
23:43do we have, Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:51She's a talent the board
23:52paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built her from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
23:59Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:09Yes, Jesse.
24:10I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:11Actually, Jessica.
24:13She's our golden goose.
24:14Now you need to...
24:15Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:17I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:28Pete, honey.
24:30Remember our pillow talk?
24:32Trading director.
24:34One-upping Jessica.
24:37It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:39Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:41to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:44I know, but couldn't you be a doll
24:47and work your magic for me?
24:51We've got a new CEO.
24:53I'm sure he'll be happy.
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:26New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:51Jesse, right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model
25:56is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often,
26:00but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pull
26:10multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:14You see, I have pure talent,
26:17unlike some people who
26:19climb the corporate ladder using
26:22connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model
26:32because our fund is launching
26:33and I need it to deliver
26:34and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model
26:39to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going.
26:42Clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Yeah, hardly remarkable.
26:52Let's hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen
26:59of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always, right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman
27:18who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you
27:21the entire company.
27:24Ugh.
27:45Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush,
27:56still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her
27:59when I'm-
28:00Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO
28:06stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:09How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity
28:14for you to step in, be the hero,
28:16confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity
28:23to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day,
28:28I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even
28:34have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:38This office is all mine now.
28:46Wow.
28:48Ugh.
28:49Broke much?
28:51Disgusting.
28:56I don't know.
28:58I don't know.
29:00I don't know.
29:01I don't know.
29:02I don't know.
29:03I don't know.
29:04I don't know.
29:05I don't know.
29:06I don't know.
29:08I don't know.
29:15Jessica's Jackson's Drinko, Mrs. J?
29:20Jackson fired Jessica.
29:22And no one knows who she really is.
29:25I can take advantage of this.
29:32Jesse!
29:33What do you think you're doing?
29:36Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss?
29:47Boss?
29:48What?
29:49Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:53What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:00Well yeah, she's incredible.
30:01Of course others would see that too.
30:05What's happening?
30:06Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:14To the racetrack.
30:15You win!
30:16Yes!
30:17Boss!
30:37The trading system is down!
30:40What?
30:43The trading system is down!
30:46Did you?
30:53The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down a hundred million already.
31:03The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic.
31:10The boss is here.
31:11The boss is here!
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go!
31:22Come on.
31:23Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma's hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home, get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on, let her work.
32:56Let's go!
33:17Nailed it.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account?
33:44Boss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57The list is as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:39I made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:48What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:03Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Does school handle this when she's back?
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:36But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you
35:40will be rewarded accordingly.
35:47Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlyn.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:54That would be me.
35:55Caitlyn.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:02She has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04Oh, I'd guess.
36:05This is perfect. It's perfect.
36:06Go now, before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk, because you're fired.
36:12What? Why?
36:14The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22And who's your boss?
36:23I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica. She's here.
36:34You are fired.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter.
36:51All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:55You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:59You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:24So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:32What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:50Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:53Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:57Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around, finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
38:06Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:26Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:34Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:50Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:56Jesse.
38:57I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:13Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
39:16Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:22It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:24Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:29I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:35We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:40Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:45Of course.
39:46Alright.
39:52Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
39:55I'm going to get a new job.
39:57I'm going to get a new job.
39:59I'm going to get a new job.
40:01I'm going to get a new job.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:34You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:51Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:13You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:29Get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:53Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:26Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:29Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
42:34You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:38Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:40Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:42We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:45Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:48Fired her?
42:49Yeah.
42:50She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:57Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:08You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:48Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
43:59Jessica's Jackson's drinker? Mrs. J?
44:04Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06And no one knows who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:17Andy, what do you think you're doing?
44:27Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:34Boss. Boss!
44:36What?
44:37Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:40What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:44I've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:48Well yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:01Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:15You win.
45:16Yes!
45:22Boss! The trading system is down.
45:28What?
45:29The trading system is down. We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy. We're down at a certain moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:56Don't panic. The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go.
46:11Go.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home. Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
48:05Nailed it.
48:27The model's fixed?
48:29The company account.
48:30Boss is insane.
48:32Boss is insane.
48:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:44This is usual, Tom.
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:26I made it here on pure talent.
49:28You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:38I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle this when she's back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:43Caitlyn.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51Oh my god, yes.
50:52This is perfect. This is perfect.
50:53Go now, before you're late.
50:55And as soon as the concert's over,
50:57clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:59What? Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
51:05above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:09And who's your boss?
51:10I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica. She's here.
51:22You are fired.
51:26Move your damn foot and explain
51:28what rock you crawled out from under.
51:30Who I am doesn't matter.
51:31All that matters is that you are fired.
51:33Are you certain about firing me?
51:35You think you're some unicorn employee
51:37that this place will crash and burn
51:38without your precious brain?
51:39You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:40Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
51:42saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:44So what?
51:45I don't know.
51:46I don't know.
51:47I don't know.
51:48I don't know.
51:49She was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:55Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:57So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders,
52:05finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:30Susan!
52:37Boss,
52:38she's high up in trading.
52:40Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:44Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:47Look around.
52:48Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:51she was just sitting there, woman in a chair,
52:53and cashing paychecks.
52:54Alright, I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:02Dad, how's it going?
53:04I forgot to mention to you,
53:06there's this one woman exec
53:08you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:12Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Jesse?
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:57Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:59Right away.
54:08Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:17It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:21to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll
54:26and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:47Pathetic.
54:49Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:54Come in.
54:56Jesse.
54:58Emergency.
54:59New boss just asked Jessica.
55:00What?
55:01Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:14God.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, you alright?
55:25Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model
55:30is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
55:45designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent,
55:51unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
55:54using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:01I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model,
56:06because our fund is launching
56:07and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:09Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way,
56:12I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J.
56:27I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:31She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:34So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:08Boss, we have an emergency.
57:09Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:11Are you crazy?
57:12I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:14Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:16You told me to call her that.
57:18Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:20Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:22Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:24We got her.
57:25She's right here.
57:26She's right here.
57:27She's right here.
57:28She's right here.
57:29She's right here.
57:30She's right here.
57:31She's right here.
57:32She's right here.
57:33She's right here.
57:34She's right here.
57:35She's right here.
57:36Call her.
57:37She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:39Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:45Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:01Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:05Let's snap out of it.
58:06She's in security trading.
58:08Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:11So we'll buy one.
58:26This office is all mine now.
58:36Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:46Jessica's Jackson's drinker?
58:47Mrs. J?
58:51Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
58:58Jesse, what do you think you're doing?