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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:05What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:37The boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:47Go!
01:48Go.
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:33Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
02:56Relax, people.
02:59I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home.
03:11Get some sleep.
03:14And with that, we're gone.
03:17Thank you, boss.
03:18You truly are the MVP.
03:19All right.
03:20Let's go, folks.
03:21Come on.
03:22Let her work.
03:23Let's go.
03:44Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account?
04:10Boss is insane.
04:11Fixed the glitch.
04:12Saved our butts.
04:13And made a killing in one night.
04:14Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:15Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:16Mark.
04:17Who is our boss?
04:18Really?
04:19This is usual, Tom.
04:20Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:21Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:22What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:23And you are?
04:24Meet the chairman's son.
04:25Your new CEO.
04:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:27He's a genius.
04:28He's a genius.
04:29He's a genius.
04:30He's a genius.
04:31He's a genius.
04:32He's a genius.
04:33He's a genius.
04:34He's a genius.
04:35He's a genius.
04:36He's a genius.
04:37He's a genius.
04:38He's a genius.
04:39He's a genius.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47It's actually funny you mention that, but-
04:49You are fired.
04:50What?
04:51Pure TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:56Pure TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04We made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:13Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:36I'm not going to school handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is Caitlin.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now before you're late.
06:33And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:10Who I am doesn't matter.
07:11All that matters is that you are fired.
07:13Are you certain about firing me?
07:15Do you think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:19You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:20Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:24Yeah, and we feel like we owe her.
07:26Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
09:04She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse?
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:24Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:25Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:32Come in.
10:34Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:38What? Wait, he fired Jessica? God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:42He wants you to go see him now.
10:44Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:49Okay.
10:54God.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:52That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee, always, right here. Unbelievable.
12:29Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:58Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her? She's brilliant, how could she get fired? Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:01This office is all mine now.
14:11Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
14:22Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:25Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is. I can take advantage of this.
14:38Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:49Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 million.
14:53We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss. Boss!
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:43Yes!
15:48Boss! The trading system is down!
15:54What?
15:55The trading system is down! We need you!
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my soft boxes are firing like crazy. We're down $100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic! The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair!
16:34Go!
16:53Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:56So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:00So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:12Boss? Even you can't solve it?
17:15Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:18Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:25Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:49Relax, people. I just have to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:53Go home. Get some sleep.
17:56And with that, we're gone.
17:59Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:02Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
18:18You...
18:26You...
18:35Nailed it.
18:49S...
18:52S...
18:55The model's fixed?
18:56The company account.
18:57Boss is insane!
18:59Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:02Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:04Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:06Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09Well, this is usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:21And you are...?
19:22Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:35You are fired.
19:37What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:44Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:57Go!
19:59Did you just hit her?
20:01What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:08Here...
20:10is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators.
20:42Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this...
21:12Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect!
21:19Go now, before you're late!
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk,
21:23because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader
21:29wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:38She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:58Move your damn foot
21:59and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee
22:08that this place will crash and burn
22:10without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept
22:13because she was busy saving us nine figures
22:15because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:21So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders,
22:30finance takes timing and judgment,
22:33and sticking up for her
22:34shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
22:57Boss.
22:58She's high up in trading.
23:00Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:04Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:07Look around.
23:08Finance is a men's game.
23:10Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
23:11she was just sitting there
23:12warming her chair and cashing paychecks.
23:14All right, I did us a favor.
23:15We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you,
23:31there's this one woman exec
23:34you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:39Don't tell me it's...
23:43How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:50These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55She's a quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:10Yes, Jessie.
24:11I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:23Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:34Remember our pillow talk?
24:36Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:46to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll
24:52and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:19Shh.
25:20Come in.
25:22Jessie.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just axed Jessica.
25:26What?
25:27Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:48You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, you all right?
25:51Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model
25:56is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
26:11designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent.
26:17Of course, unlike some people who
26:19climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:26You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching
26:34and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:45That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:51Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:10Coffee, always, right here.
27:12Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:19Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:43Boss, we have an emergency.
27:45Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:47Are you crazy?
27:48I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:50Don't go around calling her that.
27:52You told me to call her that.
27:54Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:56Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:58Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
28:00We got her.
28:01She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:03Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:06Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:09Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:12This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:16You idiot.
28:20You idiot.
28:21This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:25Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:29Boss, snap out of it.
28:30She's in security trading.
28:32Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:35So we'll buy one.
28:42This office is all mine now.
28:51Broke much?
28:53Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:33Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:37Just need your signature to close it.
29:41Boss.
29:42Boss!
29:43What?
29:44Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:47What crush?
29:48You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:51We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:53What if she's married already?
29:55Well, yeah.
29:56She's incredible.
29:58Of course others would see that too.
30:00Not happening.
30:05Where are you going?
30:06To the racetrack.
30:08Boss.
30:10To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:36The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down at a certain moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic.
31:10The boss is here.
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:22Go.
31:27Go.
31:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:57Boss.
31:58Even you can't solve it?
32:01Sorry.
32:02Food coma's hitting hard.
32:04Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:08Who does she think she's fooling?
32:10What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:12If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:14You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:21Here you go, boss.
32:24Here you go, boss.
32:39Relax, people.
32:40I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:43Go home.
32:44Get some sleep.
32:46And with that, we're gone.
32:49Thank you, boss.
32:50You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on.
32:56Let her work.
32:57Let's go.
33:22Nailed it.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane.
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:49Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:51Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:53Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56This is usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:09Meet the chairman's son.
34:11Your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked,
34:19these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:24What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38You made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:46Did you just hit her?
34:48What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:01You know what?
35:03Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:07No one wants to see that.
35:09Drop it.
35:10Just go handle this when she's back.
35:13I'm bored of paying insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:49Caitlin.
35:51Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:55Caitlin.
35:57Is this Kayla Twist?
35:59Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect.
36:06Go now before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a trader
36:17wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22And who's your boss?
36:23I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:39You are fired.
36:44Move your damn foot
36:45and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:47Who I am doesn't matter.
36:48All that matters is that you are fired.
36:50Are you certain about firing me?
36:52You think you're some unicorn employee
36:53that this place will crash and burn
36:54without your precious brain?
36:55You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:57Jessica hasn't slept
36:58because she was busy saving us nine figures
37:00because of a bug.
37:01Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:03You expect me to believe that?
37:04Her name wasn't even on the list.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:18finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her
37:22shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:32What?
37:33Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan.
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around, finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:03she was just sitting there warm in a chair
38:05and cashing paychecks.
38:06Alright, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you,
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:21you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles.
38:36These are the files.
38:38She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:41A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Yes, Jessie.
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:20Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director.
39:26One-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:31Babe, it already took a lot of effort
39:33to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll
39:39and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:59Pathetic.
40:01Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:06Come in.
40:08Jessie.
40:09Emergency.
40:10New boss just asked Jessica.
40:11What?
40:12Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:14God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:16He wants you to go see him now.
40:18Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:23Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, right?
40:38Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
40:58designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent,
41:04unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
41:07using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model,
41:19because our fund is launching
41:20and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:49You've already got someone else in mind.
41:51Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:55Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:56Coffee, always, right here.
41:58Unbelievable.
42:02Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:05Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:18Boss, we have an emergency.
42:20Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:21Are you crazy?
42:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:25Don't go around calling her that.
42:27You told me to call her that.
42:29Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:33Wait, wait, wait.
42:35I'm sorry.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:37I'm sorry.
42:38I'm sorry.
42:39I'm sorry.
42:40I'm sorry.
42:41I'm sorry.
42:42I'm sorry.
42:43I'm sorry.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45I'm sorry.
42:46Nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:48You found Jessica?
42:49We got her.
42:50She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:52Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:56How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:44Wow.
43:47Ugh.
43:48Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinker?
44:00Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:14Jesse.
44:15What do you think you're doing?
44:24Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:27Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss.
44:32Boss!
44:33What?
44:34Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:37What crush?
44:38You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:41You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah.
44:48She's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:57Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
45:00Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:12You win.
45:13Yes!
45:19Boss!
45:20The trading system is down.
45:25What?
45:26The trading system is down.
45:29We need you.
45:36The system is still placing cash in the account.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down at a certain moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic.
45:58The boss is here.
46:00Chapter 11
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:30Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:13Boss?
47:27Relax, people.
47:28I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home.
47:32Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss.
47:39You truly are the MVP.
47:41Alright, let's go, folks.
47:42Come on, let her work.
47:43Let's go.
48:09Nailed it.
48:13Wow.
48:29The model's fixed?
48:30The company account.
48:31Boss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:44This is usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:26You made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
49:41Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Does school handle this when she's back?
50:00The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:06The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:10It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:26will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:36Caitlin.
50:38Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:42Caitlin.
50:44Is this Kayla Twist?
50:46Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:47You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:49Would you want to go?
50:50God, yes.
50:51This is perfect.
50:52It's perfect.
50:53Go now before you're late.
50:54And as soon as the concert's over,
50:56clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:58What?
50:59Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
51:05above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:29You are fired.
51:31Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:34Who I am doesn't matter.
51:35All that matters is that you are fired.
51:37Are you certain about firing me?
51:39You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:43You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:44Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:48Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:50You expect me to believe that?
51:52Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:54So take your headphones and beat it.
51:56It's a deal.
51:57Take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:28Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:58Dad, how's it going?
53:00I forgot to mention to you.
53:02There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:08Woman executive?
53:09Don't tell me it's...
53:13How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:17Just two women in executive roles.
53:20These are the files.
53:22She's a talented woman.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:44Jessie.
53:45I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:08Remember our pillow talk?
54:10Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jessie.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:19You needed something, Jackson?
55:21Jessie, you alright?
55:22Damn, looking good.
55:24Thanks.
55:25Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:30I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:32Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:34How does he not know this?
55:36Absolutely!
55:38Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:44You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:55You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:58I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:01I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:06Don't worry, Jackson.
56:07With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:26Want to hire Miss J? I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:44Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:10Boss, we have an emergency.
57:11Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:13Are you crazy?
57:14I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:16Don't go around calling her that.
57:18You told me to call her that.
57:20Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:22Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:24Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:26We got her.
57:27She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:29Well, she was.
57:30I'm sure she'll be back soon.
57:32I'm sure she'll be back soon.
57:34I'm sure she'll be back soon.
57:36I'm sure she'll be back soon.
57:38She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:39Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:27Ugh.
58:34Ugh.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jesse, what do you think you're doing?