- 5/27/2025
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:05What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal.
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic.
01:36The boss is here.
01:37The boss is here!
01:46Stop staring and get out of the chair.
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:27Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:45You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax, people.
03:07I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:14And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you, boss.
03:17You truly are the MVP.
03:19All right.
03:20Let's go, folks.
03:21Come on, let her work.
03:22Let's go!
03:43Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account?
04:10Boss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22Clueless as usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son.
04:37Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:02Only the best work here.
05:05I made it here on pure talent.
05:07You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:09Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:13Did you just hit her?
05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
05:17I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:22Here is your hush money.
05:26Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:32Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:02But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
06:06will be rewarded accordingly.
06:13Top of the leaderboard is Kaitlyn.
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:20That would be me.
06:22Kaitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:28She has a concert tonight.
06:29Would you want to go?
06:30God, yes.
06:31This is perfect.
06:32It's perfect.
06:33Go now before you're late.
06:34And as soon as the concert's over,
06:36clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:38What?
06:39Why?
06:40The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:42You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:48And who's your boss?
06:49I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:53She's here.
07:01You are fired.
07:06Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:10Who I am doesn't matter.
07:11All that matters is that you are fired.
07:13Are you certain about firing me?
07:15You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:19You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:20Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:24Yeah, I know.
07:25You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:26Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:30Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:32You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:47And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:50So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone.
07:53They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:15Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:23Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around, finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:52Don't tell me it's...
08:56How many women executives do we have, Susan?
09:00Just two women in executive roles.
09:03These are the files.
09:05She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:08A quant model.
09:09She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse?
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:39Pete, honey.
09:40Remember our pillow talk?
09:42Trading director.
09:44One-upping Jessica.
09:47It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:49Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
09:54I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:00I don't want to be a doll.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:04Jesse, you alright?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely!
11:20Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:27You see, I have pure talent.
11:31Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:39You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:44I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:55Get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:02Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Want to hire Miss J?
12:06I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:09Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:11She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:17You've already got someone else in mind.
12:19Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Coffee, always, right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:55Boss, we have an emergency.
12:57Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:58Are you crazy?
12:59I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:01Don't go around calling her that.
13:03You told me to call her that.
13:05Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:07Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:09Wait, hold on.
13:10You found Jessica?
13:11We got her.
13:12She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:14Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:17Fired her?
13:18She's brilliant.
13:19How could she get fired?
13:20Susan, I'm sorry.
13:22How could she get fired?
13:24Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:31You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:50So we'll buy one.
13:53This office is all mine now.
14:03Broke much?
14:05Disgusting.
14:23Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:28Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:41Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
14:56Just need your signature to close it.
15:00Boss.
15:01Boss!
15:02What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:06What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:14Well, yeah.
15:15She's incredible.
15:16Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win.
15:43Yes!
15:48Boss!
15:49The trading system is down.
15:53What?
15:54The trading system is down.
15:57We need you.
16:04The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:06The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:09All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:12We're down at a certain moment already.
16:14The computer thinks this is normal.
16:16I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:18If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 1.
16:21We're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:33Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go!
16:52Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:55So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:00So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:12Boss?
17:13Even you can't solve it?
17:15Sorry.
17:16Food coma's hitting hard.
17:18Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:22Who does she think she's fooling?
17:24What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:26If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:28You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:35Here you go, boss.
17:44I'm sorry.
17:45I'm sorry.
17:54Relax, people.
17:55I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:58Go home.
17:59Get some sleep.
18:02And with that, we're gone.
18:04Thank you, boss.
18:05You truly are the MVP.
18:07All right.
18:08Let's go, folks.
18:09Come on.
18:10Let her work.
18:11Let's go.
18:16You.
18:27You.
18:36Nailed it.
18:46Boss?
18:56The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Boss is insane!
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:10This is usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:13Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:19Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Does school handle this when she's back?
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:32Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:36It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators,
20:42not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas,
20:50the real rainmakers among you,
20:53will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin.
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:07That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:15She has a concert tonight.
21:16Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:18This is perfect.
21:19It's perfect.
21:20Go now before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over,
21:23clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:27The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:29I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:35Who's your boss?
21:36The clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:55You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:03Who I am doesn't matter.
22:04All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:08You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:12You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:17Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:19You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:27Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:34And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:37So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:40They have nothing to do with this.
22:42I'll go.
22:45What?
22:46Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:56Susan!
23:00Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:03Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:07Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:10Look around, finance is a men's game.
23:12Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:17All right, I did us a favor.
23:18We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:25Dad, how's it going?
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:43How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55A quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:10Jessie.
24:11I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:21Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:34Remember our pillow talk?
24:36Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:20Shh.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jessie.
25:25Emergency.
25:26New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:51Jessie, you all right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:14You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:26You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:42Get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:49Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:04You've already got someone else in mind.
27:06Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:10Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always.
27:12Right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:42Boss, we have an emergency.
27:44Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:45Are you crazy?
27:47I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:49Don't go around calling her that.
27:51You told me to call her that.
27:53Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:55Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:57Wait, hold on.
27:58You found Jessica?
27:59We got her.
28:00She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:02Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:05Fired her?
28:06She's brilliant.
28:07How could she get fired?
28:08Something's off here.
28:09Let's go get her.
28:10This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:14You idiot.
28:18You idiot.
28:19This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:23Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:27Boss, snap out of it.
28:28She's in security trading.
28:30Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:33So we'll buy one.
28:34Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:37So we'll buy one.
28:51This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:24Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:35Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:38Just need your signature to close it.
29:42Boss.
29:43Boss!
29:44What?
29:45Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:48I'm not.
29:49I'm not.
29:50I'm not.
29:51I'm not.
29:52You're looking at your crush Jessica again.
29:53What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well yeah.
30:02She's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:11Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:14Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:23You win.
30:24Yes!
30:29Boss!
30:30The trading system is down.
30:36What?
30:37The trading system is down.
30:40We need you.
30:53The system is still placing counter trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises the faster we're selling.
30:58All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:01We're down at a certain moment already.
31:03The computer thinks this is normal.
31:05I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:07If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go!
31:22Come on.
31:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:06Sorry.
32:07Food coma is hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:14What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:16If she fixes it I'll quit immediately.
32:18You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go boss.
32:40Relax people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:45Go home.
32:46Get some sleep.
32:49And with that we're gone.
32:51Thank you boss.
32:52You truly are the MVP.
32:54Alright.
32:55Let's go folks.
32:56Come on.
32:57Let her work.
32:58Let's go.
33:14Phew.
33:23Nailed it.
33:24Boss?
33:43The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Boss is insane.
33:47Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark.
33:55Who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57This is usual Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son.
34:12Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked,
34:20These are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25Boss?
34:28Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:33Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:39We made it here on pure talent.
34:41You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:43Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell is wrong with you?
34:51I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money.
35:00Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:06Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Jessica will handle this when she's back.
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas,
35:37the real rainmakers among you,
35:40will be rewarded accordingly.
35:47Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin.
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:54That would be me.
35:56Caitlin.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:02You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:05This is perfect.
36:06It's perfect.
36:07Go now before you're late.
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:14EK opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist
36:18above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22And who's your boss?
36:23I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:27She's here.
36:29You are fired.
36:42You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain
36:48what rock you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter.
36:51All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:55You think you're some unicorn employee
36:57so crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:59You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy
37:02saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:08Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:10So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:18finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:24So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:32What?
37:33Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:43Susan!
37:50Boss,
37:51she's high up in trading.
37:53Firing her out of nowhere might be
37:56problematic.
37:57Susan, Susan, Susan.
38:00Look around, finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:04she was just sitting there, woman in chair,
38:06and cashing paychecks.
38:07I did us a favor.
38:08We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:15Dad, how's it going?
38:17I forgot to mention to you,
38:19there's this one woman exec
38:21you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:25A woman executive?
38:26Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:34Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:50Jesse,
38:51Harvard PhD,
38:52Star Trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse.
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
39:00Actually, Jessica.
39:02She's our golden goose.
39:03Now you need to...
39:04Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:06I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:10Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:12Right away.
39:21Pete, honey,
39:22remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director,
39:26one-upping Jessica.
39:30It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe,
39:33it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but
39:38couldn't you be a doll and
39:40work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:55Alright.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:38Jesse, you alright?
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is,
40:42our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often,
40:47but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely!
40:55Jackson,
40:56I actually pull multiple all-nighters
40:59designing that solo.
41:01You see,
41:02I have pure talent,
41:05unlike some people who
41:06climb the corporate ladder using
41:09connections.
41:13You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model,
41:20because our fund is launching
41:21and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:25I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going.
41:29Clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee, always, right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J,
42:05you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:21Boss, we have an emergency.
42:22Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:24Are you crazy?
42:25I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:27Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:29You told me to call her that.
42:31Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:33Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:35Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
42:37We got her.
42:38Do you know where she is?
42:39I don't know.
42:40She's not here.
42:41She's not here.
42:42She's not here.
42:43She's not here.
42:44She's not here.
42:45She's not here.
42:46She's not here.
42:47She's not here.
42:48She's not here.
42:49We got her.
42:50She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:52Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:55Fired her?
42:56She's brilliant.
42:57How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
43:00Let's go get her.
43:01This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
43:03be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:09You idiot.
43:10This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:14Seeing each other every day,
43:16I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:18She'll snap out of it.
43:19She's in security trading.
43:21Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:39This office is all mine now.
43:49Broke much?
43:50Disgusting.
43:59Jessica Jackson's drinker?
44:00Mrs. J?
44:04Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06And no one knows who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:11Jessica.
44:17Jesse.
44:18What do you think you're doing?
44:27Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:30Just need your signature to close it.
44:34Boss.
44:35Boss!
44:36What?
44:37Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:40What crush?
44:41You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:46What if she's married already?
44:48Well yeah.
44:49She's incredible.
44:50Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:01Boss.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:11You win.
45:12Yes.
45:18Boss.
45:19The trading system is down.
45:25What?
45:26The trading system is down.
45:28We need you.
45:40The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:42The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:45All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:48We're down at a certain moment already.
45:50The computer thinks this is normal.
45:52I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:54If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic.
45:58The boss is here.
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:09Go.
46:10Come on.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:53Sorry.
46:54Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people.
47:28I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:32Go home.
47:33Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss.
47:39You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right.
47:42Let's go, folks.
47:43Come on, let her work.
47:44Let's go.
48:05Nailed it.
48:28The model's fixed?
48:29The company account.
48:30Boss is insane.
48:32Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:35Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:37Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:39Mark, who is our boss?
48:41Really?
48:42This is usual, Tom.
48:43Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:46Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:49What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:54And you are?
48:55Meet the chairman's son.
48:57Your new CEO.
48:58Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:02And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:06Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:08You are fired.
49:09What?
49:12Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:17Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:20Only the best work here.
49:23Meet a hero of pure talent.
49:25Meet a hero of pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:52Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Does school handle this when she's back?
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlyn.
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:43Caitlyn.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53It's perfect.
50:54Go now before you're late.
50:55And as soon as the concert's over,
50:57clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:09And who's your boss?
51:10I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:14She's here.
51:19You are fired.
51:29You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:37Who I am doesn't matter.
51:38All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:42You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:46You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:55Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:57So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:30Susan!
52:37Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:40Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:44Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:47Look around, finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:54Alright, I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:02Dad, how's it going?
53:04I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:12Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:41Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse.
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
54:00Pete, honey.
54:01Remember our pillow talk?
54:03Trading director.
54:05One-upping Jessica.
54:09It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:11Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:16I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:22I'm not a doll.
54:23I'm a man.
54:24I'm a man.
54:25I'm a man.
54:26I'm a man.
54:28Work your magic for me.
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:42Alright.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:04God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:06He wants you to go see him now.
55:08Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, right?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:28Thanks.
55:29Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:33I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:36Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:38How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely.
55:42Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent.
55:52Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:12With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:15That's what I like to hear.
56:16Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:19That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:38You've already got someone else in mind.
56:40Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:18Boss, we have an emergency.
57:20Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:25Don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that.
57:29Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:34Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:35We got her.
57:36She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:05She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:17This office is all mine now.
58:30Broke much?
58:32Disgusting.
58:46Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:51Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:04Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
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