- 5/27/2025
Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:09to close it.
00:10Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:12What?
00:13Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:32Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:40To the racetrack.
00:41You win!
00:42Yes!
00:43Boss!
01:03The trading system is down!
01:06What?
01:08The trading system is down!
01:12Did you?
01:18The system is still placing counter-trend orders, the more the market rises, the faster
01:22we're selling.
01:23All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
01:26We're down a certain moment already.
01:29The computer thinks this is normal, I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:32If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:35Don't panic, the boss is here.
01:41Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:47Go!
01:48Come on.
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks
02:14up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:27Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a Coke?
02:38Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:06Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:14And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks!
03:21Come on, let her work!
03:22Let's go!
03:43Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account?
04:10Boss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:15Time to update that resume, Tom.
04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss, really?
04:22This is usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are?
04:35Meet the chairman's son.
04:37Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04I made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund I bought your position from.
05:12Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking the garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle this when she's back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators.
05:55Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlyn.
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:23Is this Kayla Twist?
06:25Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29Oh, God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:34And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk, because you're fired.
06:38What? Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a trader
06:43wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:00You are fired.
07:05Move your damn foot
07:06and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:08Who I am doesn't matter.
07:09All that matters is that you are fired.
07:11Are you certain about firing me?
07:13You think you're some unicorn employee
07:14that this place will crash and burn
07:16without your precious brain?
07:17You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:18Jessica hasn't slept
07:19because she was busy saving us nine figures
07:21because of a big deal
07:22that was supposed to happen to her.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:27Jessica was busy saving us nine figures
07:29because of a bug.
07:30Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:32You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40That trash ruined my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders,
07:44finance takes timing and judgment.
07:47And sticking up for her
07:48shows that you have neither.
07:50So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:52Leave them alone.
07:53They have nothing to do with this.
07:55I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important
07:59than making money now?
08:08Susan.
08:15Boss,
08:16she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere
08:19might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
08:29she was just sitting there
08:30warming her chair
08:31and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you
08:44there's this one woman exec
08:46you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:54How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:58Just two women in executive roles.
09:01These are the files.
09:03She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:06A quant model.
09:07She built it from scratch.
09:09And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:12Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:14Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:21Are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort
09:59to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll
10:05and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:21Alright.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:38Emergency.
10:39New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you alright?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model
11:09is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:18Absolutely.
11:20Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
11:24designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent,
11:30unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
11:33using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model,
11:45because our fund is launching
11:46and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:48Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way,
11:51I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:58That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Hardly remarkable.
12:04Want to hire Miss J?
12:05I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:15You've already got someone else in mind.
12:17Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:21Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:22Coffee, always, right here.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:28Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:31Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:44You're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:46Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:58Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:12Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:19Fired her? She's brilliant! How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her!
13:25This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings!
13:30You idiot!
13:33You idiot!
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team!
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:09Wow.
14:13Ugh. Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:39Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
14:50Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:53Just need your signature to close it.
14:57Boss.
14:58Boss!
14:59What?
15:00Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:03What crush? You're looking at the future.
15:06We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:09What if she's married already?
15:11Well, yeah. She's incredible.
15:13Of course others would see that too.
15:15Not happening.
15:20Where are you going?
15:22To the racetrack.
15:24Boss!
15:26To the racetrack.
15:37You win.
15:39Yes!
15:45Boss!
15:47The trading system is down.
15:52What?
15:53The trading system is down.
15:55We need you.
16:02The system is down.
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my soft boxes are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down $100 million already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:22Don't panic. The boss is here.
16:26Chapter 11
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go!
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
17:21Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:41Chapter 11
17:53Relax, people. I just have to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home. Get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
18:07Let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
18:10You...
18:26You...
18:35Nailed it.
18:41Wow.
18:55The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Boss is insane!
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom.
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss, really?
19:09Clueless as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan...
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:21And you are...
19:23Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:26Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:30And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:34Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:51You made it here on pure talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here...
20:10Is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:16Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:20No one wants to see that.
20:22Drop it.
20:23Does school handle this when she's back?
20:26The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:36It is eat or be eaten.
20:38You need to be apex predators.
20:41Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:45Those will be eaten.
20:47But the real alphas,
20:49the real rainmakers among you,
20:52will be rewarded accordingly.
20:58Top of the leaderboard is...
21:02Caitlin.
21:04Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:10Is this Kayla Twist?
21:12Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:20And as soon as the concert's over,
21:22clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:24What?
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:57Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone.
22:39They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:53Susan!
23:00Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:03Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:07Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:10Look around, finance is a men's game.
23:12Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warm in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:17I did us a favor.
23:18We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:21Dad, how's it going?
23:23I forgot to mention to you.
23:25There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:31Woman executive?
23:32Don't tell me it's...
23:36How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:40Just two women in executive roles.
23:43These are all women.
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the files.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:54A quant model.
23:55She built it from scratch.
23:57And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie, Harvard PhD, Star Trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:09Yes, Jessie.
24:10I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort
24:46to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll
24:52and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:12Pathetic.
25:13Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:18Come in.
25:20Jessie.
25:22Emergency.
25:23New boss just asked Jessica.
25:24What?
25:25Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:26God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:28He wants you to go see him now.
25:30Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:35Okay.
25:37Okay.
25:48You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, you alright?
25:51Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model
25:56is crushing market averages.
25:58I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
26:11designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent,
26:17unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
26:20using connections.
26:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:27I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model,
26:32because our fund is launching
26:33and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:35Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way,
26:38I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:45That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Hardly remarkable.
26:51Let's hire Miss J.
26:52I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:57She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
27:02You've already got someone else in mind.
27:04Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:08Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:09Coffee, always, right here.
27:11Unbelievable.
27:15Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:18Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:31Boss, we have an emergency.
27:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:34Are you crazy?
27:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:38Don't go around calling her that.
27:40You told me to call her that.
27:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:46Wait, hold on.
27:47Hold on.
27:48Hold on.
27:49Hold on.
27:50Hold on.
27:51Hold on.
27:52Hold on.
27:53Hold on.
27:54Hold on.
27:55Hold on.
27:56Hold on.
27:57Hold on.
27:58Hold on.
27:59Nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on.
28:01You found Jessica?
28:02We got her.
28:03She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:09How could she get fired?
28:10Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:51This office is all mine now.
28:57Wow.
29:00Ugh.
29:01Broke much?
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16But Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:27Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:37Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:40Just need your signature to close it.
29:44Boss.
29:45Boss!
29:46What?
29:47Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:50What crush?
29:51You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:54We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:56What if she's married already?
29:58Well, yeah.
29:59She's incredible.
30:00Of course others would see that too.
30:02Not happening.
30:08Where are you going?
30:09To the racetrack.
30:11Boss.
30:13To the racetrack.
30:24You win.
30:25Yes.
30:30Boss.
30:31The trading system is down.
30:36What?
30:37The trading system is down.
30:40We need you.
30:47The system is still placing counterfeit money.
30:49We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter trend orders.
30:54The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down 100 million already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic.
31:10The boss is here.
31:13Chapter 11
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:22Come on.
31:43Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss.
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma is hitting hard.
32:08Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:28Chapter 12
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on.
32:56Let's work.
32:57Let's go.
33:23Nailed it.
33:27Wow.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Boss is insane.
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom.
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really.
33:57This is usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son.
34:12Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:39We made it here on pure talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:47Did you just hit her?
34:49What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Jessica will handle this when she's back.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:19The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators.
35:29Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:35But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
35:39will be rewarded accordingly.
35:43Top of the leaderboard is...
35:47Caitlyn.
35:49Where's my superstar?
35:51That would be me.
35:53Caitlyn.
35:56Is this Kayla Twist?
35:58Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:59You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:00Would you want to go?
36:01God, yes.
36:02This is perfect.
36:03It's perfect.
36:04Go now before you're late.
36:05And as soon as the concert's over,
36:07clean out your desk because you're fired.
36:09What?
36:10Why?
36:11The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:13You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:17Those numbers must be fake.
36:19And who's your boss?
36:20I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:22It's Jessica.
36:24She's here.
36:40You are fired.
36:44Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:48Who I am doesn't matter.
36:49All that matters is that you are fired.
36:51Are you certain about firing me?
36:53You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:57You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:58Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:02Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:04You expect me to believe that?
37:06Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:08So take your headphones and beat it.
37:13Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:34Making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around, finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman-in-a-chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06Alright, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:26Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have, Susan?
38:34Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:56Jesse.
38:57I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:13Pete, honey.
39:14Remember our pillow talk?
39:16Trading director.
39:18One-upping Jessica.
39:21It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:23Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:28I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:34I mean, I'm not a doll.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:07Come in.
40:09Jesse.
40:11Emergency.
40:12New boss just asked Jessica.
40:13What?
40:14Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:28God.
40:30You needed something, Jackson?
40:32Jesse, you alright?
40:33Damn, looking good.
40:35Thanks.
40:36Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:40I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:43Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:45How does he not know this?
40:47Absolutely.
40:49Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters to save time.
40:54Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent.
41:04Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:35Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Hardly remarkable.
41:39Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:57Coffee, always, right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:23Boss, we have an emergency.
42:24Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:26Are you crazy?
42:27I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:29Don't go around calling her that.
42:31You told me to call her that.
42:33Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:35Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:37Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
42:39We got her.
42:40She's running trading at TV Securities.
42:42Well, she was.
42:43I'm sure she's in a lot of trouble.
42:45I'm sure she's in a lot of trouble.
42:47I'm sure she's in a lot of trouble.
42:49I'm sure she's in a lot of trouble.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in.
43:02Be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot —
43:08You idiot —
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day?
43:15I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:40Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
43:58Jessica Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:02Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:29Just need your signature to close it.
44:33Boss. Boss!
44:35What?
44:36Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:51Not happening.
44:54Where are you going?
44:56To the racetrack.
44:58Boss!
45:00To the racetrack.
45:14You win!
45:15Yes!
45:20Boss!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down.
45:28What?
45:29The trading system is down. We need you.
45:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:41The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down at a certain moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
45:56Don't panic. The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:20Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:23So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:27So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:59Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:15Relax, people. I've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:19Go home. Get some sleep.
47:23And with that, we're gone.
47:25Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:28All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
47:32Let's go.
47:33Let's go.
47:34Let's go.
47:35Let's go.
47:36Let's go.
47:37Let's go.
47:38Let's go.
47:39Let's go.
47:40Let's go.
47:41Let's go.
47:42Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
48:09Nailed it.
48:13Wow.
48:29The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Hoss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom.
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:44This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09It's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired.
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:25You made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:42Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:48You know what?
49:50Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:56Drop it.
49:57Does school handle this when she's back?
49:59The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators,
50:16not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas,
50:24the real rainmakers among you,
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:30Top of the leaderboard is...
50:34Caitlyn.
50:36Where's my superstar?
50:38That would be me.
50:40Caitlyn.
50:42Is this Kayla Twist?
50:44Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:46You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:47Would you want to go?
50:48God, yes.
50:49This is perfect.
50:50It's perfect.
50:51Go now before you're late.
50:53And as soon as the concert's over,
50:55clean out your desk because you're fired.
50:57What? Why?
50:58The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:00You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:04Those numbers must be fake.
51:06And who's your boss?
51:07I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:09It's Jessica.
51:11She's here.
51:28You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:19What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:28Susan.
52:35Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:38Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:42Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:45Look around. Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have, Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
53:41Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:43Jesse.
53:44I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Right away.
53:59Sure.
54:08Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
54:17It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:24But couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse. Emergency. New boss just axed Jessica.
55:01What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:10Okay.
55:22You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jesse, you alright? Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely! Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent.
55:51Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:59You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:01I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear. Alright, get going. Clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable. Let's hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:02I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
57:06I'm sorry.
57:10I'm sorry.
57:19Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:25Don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
57:33Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:35We got her. She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:38Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
57:44Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot.
57:55You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
58:07Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:29Hehe.
58:34Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
58:45Jessica Jackson's drinker? Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
58:59Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
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