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Could this be symbolic? (NYE 12/31/2011)
Inoki as Christ, painting calligraphy, Tiger Ali/Jeet Singh, clueless commentators... sports entertainment!
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00:00Welcome back to the Saitama Super Arena Dream New Year's Eve and there is the man there is
00:15Antonio Inoki a bigger figure in Japanese sports and entertainment history you could not have
00:23Antonio Inoki who fought Muhammad Ali in probably the first ever real mixed martial arts fight
00:31wrestler versus boxer back at the Budokan many moons ago Antonio Inoki a long time international
00:39negotiator went to North Korea for peace negotiations talked to Saddam Hussein over in Iraq
00:45he's the man that Japan sent out when they needed someone to talk to international tyrants about
00:51freeing hostages I was there a couple of years ago when he got inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame
00:58Antonio Inoki who fought Andre the Giants who fought Paul Cogan over here in Japan
01:04Antonio Inoki stars do not get any bigger we hope you've been enjoying the show folks
01:12it's all part of the entertainment here at Dynamite I should say a dream New Year's Eve no longer Dynamite
01:17of course we know what it's what it's all about here tonight entertainment that's why we've got
01:24wrestling on the car that's why we have mixed rules kickboxing MMA sit back and enjoy it all enjoy the show
01:31enjoy the park enjoy the pageantry
01:33ON
01:40ladies & ladies and gentlemen
01:42Antonio Nenoki
01:45ENTONIO ENOKI
01:46ENTONIO ENOKI
01:46ENTONIO ENOKI
01:47ENTONIO ENOKI
01:47ENTONIO ENOKI
01:48ENTONIO ENTONIO ENTONIO ENOKI
01:51listen to this place they are going off their rockers for antonio enoki mike i want to touch
02:01him as he walks past i just want to touch him don't we're gonna get kicked out i can't reach
02:07i can't reach don't touch him i want to touch the scar look at him how old is he now hans
02:13how old is enoki 105 that would have been my guest 105 for sure this is just incredible
02:21in the presence of enoki he's about 10 meters away from us
02:25painting some kanji and this crowd is just going ape for it they love this man
02:36i can turn it over my shoulder there's young women in the crowd crying when enoki came down to the ring
02:46old men in the crowd are sitting there like giddy schoolgirls biting on their nails
02:50this is nuts
02:54if you don't know who enoki is do some research
02:59and he has just a huge star that's the character for happiness
03:03happiness
03:04and enoki with an hdm microphone enoki's talking into the hdm microphone that is cool
03:16so that character is pronounced she also he says if you're if you're genki if you have energy
03:27then you can be you can have happiness basically and we know hans that is about to do the each
03:32need son oh yeah folks if you're watching at home on ht net get out of your seats when he does it
03:40pump your fist into the air better than anything you see on jersey shore and join in when he does the each
03:45meet me sunday
03:51Come on, Hans, this is what we pay you for.
04:05Use your words, Hans.
04:06Use your words.
04:07He just said that Japan in general and Japanese MMA has been going through a lot of tough times
04:12and that, you know, that Enoki Bambier ceased to exist, but he's right in the middle of something.
04:19He said, you know, here at the end of the year, one more time, that's one good-looking
04:33old man right there.
04:35He's a hottie, that's for sure.
04:37He said in this, there's lots of tough things going on.
04:47She don't even like American dad.
04:59Come on, Hans, what do people laugh at?
05:05He can't be talking about hard times.
05:11What are these people laughing at?
05:13He was, he was, but...
05:15He must be talking about the bright future.
05:17He's just talking about the general state of things in Japan and general state of things
05:24in Japanese MMA.
05:25The guy's been talking for an hour.
05:26He's talking about the same stuff.
05:27What are you going to say?
05:28Beautiful girls there.
05:32How does Enoki still have a good head of hair like that, Mike?
05:33I'm jealous.
05:34Ooh, that looks.
05:35Hair glove for men.
05:36Ooh, something's going on.
05:37Ooh.
05:38Something's going on.
05:39How does Enoki still have a good head of hair like that, Mike?
05:42I'm jealous.
05:43Ooh, that looks.
05:44Hair glove for men.
05:45Ooh, something's going on.
05:46Enoki's still in the ring.
05:47Take us hold the head of the head if you are.
05:48Men.
05:49We're there.
05:50You're there.
05:51You're there.
05:52But, you're there.
05:53You're there.
05:54You're there.
05:55The guy's been talking for an hour.
05:56He's talking about the same stuff.
05:57What are you going to say?
05:58Beautiful girls there.
05:59How does Enoki still have a good head of hair like that, Mike?
06:01I'm jealous.
06:02Ooh, that looks.
06:03Hair glove for men.
06:04Ooh, something's going on.
06:08Enoki's still in the ring.
06:10Take us hold the head if you are.
06:13Men.
06:14Did he say why he was on a cross when he came in, Hans?
06:24Is he like the savior of MMA and wrestling tonight?
06:27You know, before we were looking for the word to describe, you know,
06:31because there's not really an analog in America,
06:34but I think the Jesus of Japanese MMA comes close to it,
06:38talking about the importance of it.
06:40Now, we've got some Arabic-looking men strutting the catwalk.
06:42What's all this about?
06:43Hans, you've got to get on with translations.
06:47What the hell's going on here?
06:49I'm a little bit scared here.
06:50I'm just going to back up.
06:51This dude's got a sword in his mouth.
06:52You've got, like, Persian terrorists entering the ring.
06:54You know, he's still talking as if he doesn't see them.
07:00Okay, the terrorist with the orange turban looks a little like me.
07:04I'm a little disturbed by that.
07:06What's going on here, Hans?
07:08Guys are carrying swords.
07:09Swords happening.
07:10Crazy pimp suits here.
07:12This man looks a little wild.
07:16They got weapons.
07:18One of them's got a kendo stick.
07:20One's got a sword.
07:21Be careful.
07:22This is going to be dangerous.
07:23All right.
07:24Mike, I'm just going to stand behind you.
07:27Waste a little guy next to him.
07:28Okay, maybe it's a peaceful thing.
07:37It looks like it.
07:40What's going on here, Hans?
07:42Who is that man wearing the $500,000 wall?
07:45Oh, he's just cracked Inoki over the head!
07:48What's going on here?
07:50Throw one of my limp balls at him, Mike.
07:53What is going on?
07:56He just cracked Inoki over the head with a kendo stick.
08:00See, that's why we have Homeland Security in America.
08:02Inoki's going to take the scarf off.
08:04Inoki's going to slap him.
08:08Inoki's going to do some serious ass-whooping here.
08:11Oh, Inoki's taking the jacket off.
08:17Inoki is not to be messed with.
08:19You've messed with his hair.
08:20You've upset Inoki.
08:23Oh, look at the big man calling him on.
08:26Now, the turban dude, who looks strangely like me,
08:29has taken his jacket off.
08:31Mike, they all look like your relatives.
08:32What's going on here?
08:33Oh, the two turbans are fighting each other!
08:36What's going on here?
08:38I just want to see Inoki deliver a chop to someone.
08:44It's Inoki versus these crazy, turban-wearing, weapon-bearing guys.
08:50This dude with the worst fake beard I've ever seen.
08:53Oh, he said I come in-
08:57Don't fall for his handshake, Inoki!
08:59He said, I come in peace, despite the stick and the sword.
09:02He's not coming in peace.
09:03Carrying a friggin' four-foot stick and a bunch of flowers and a sword.
09:07He said, the little guy next to us has yet to do anything.
09:10So, Mike, if Inoki strikes this guy, we take this guy down.
09:13Okay, you and me can handle him both.
09:14We're tackling this dude right here.
09:15And Hans, you just try and translate it best you can.
09:18We let Inoki handle the two turban guys, we hit the little guy next to us.
09:21Look at the little guy.
09:22Ooh, there's the kendo stick to Inoki.
09:27Inoki's gonna smack someone.
09:28I can feel it, Mike.
09:31I don't know what's going on.
09:33I don't think the crowd knows what's going on.
09:35But it's so exciting!
09:40Okay, now, Orange Turban is down in front of our commentary position here.
09:45Okay, they're leaving.
09:47All right, they've given the kendo stick to Inoki and the sword.
09:50Inoki's handing back the sword.
09:53Little turban dude still hasn't moved.
09:57And, well, obviously, Inoki's not gonna kick their ass just because they're left.
10:02Okay.
10:03So, that was very strange.
10:07He said, I haven't been hit in a long time, it hurts.
10:14He said, in order to close off a year, as I was saying.
10:21Let's close everything up.
10:24Wait a minute.
10:25What the hell just happened?
10:26What the hell was that all about, Han?
10:27You can't, you can't.
10:28Talk about respect for elderly.
10:29What's going on here?
10:30A hundred-year-old Inoki?
10:31Is that you gonna beat me here, Han?
10:33He's 68, by the way.
10:35He's 68.
10:37Whatever.
10:38Three turban guys show up, kick his butt.
10:39Who are the three random turban guys?
10:41I have no idea.
10:42What was it the random cross that Inoki came out of?
10:44Why didn't they have a camel?
10:45I mean, what the hell is going on here?
10:46Whose bars of flowers are they in the ring?
10:48Why are they still there?
10:49This is why it is difficult to translate those things.
10:51I have no idea who those guys are.
10:53Nobody's talking.
10:54What are you seeing?
10:55Who is.
10:56Me.
10:57Son.
10:58Who is.
10:59Me.
11:00Son.
11:01You know?
11:02Ha ha ha.
11:03That's what I was waiting for.
11:08I'm gonna try and touch it again, Mike.
11:10I have to say in seven years of coming here, that is the most bizarre thing I've ever witnessed.
11:14Who was that picture of that had?
11:16Was it Ricky Dolzan?
11:17It might have been Ricky Dolzan.
11:18I'm not quite sure.
11:19Anyway, that was all a bit strange, but highly entertaining.

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