Charlotte And The Seven Frat Brothers - Full Episode
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00:00:00Can I help you something? I'm your new roommate roommate, but you're a girl woman if you haven't noticed this is a frat
00:00:06It's against panhellenic rules for a girl to sleep over let alone live here
00:00:09I have nowhere to go look she has nowhere else to go after this she could stay on one condition
00:00:13No one touches her. I'm wolf you uh you around here. Whoa get the fuck away from me chase. What the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama Charlotte if she's fair game. I deserve a shot. I like she's not fair game average obviously
00:00:28I like you a lot. It's killing me. How much I like you how much I want you you want me more than anything
00:00:34Chase broke the rule the key made he needs to be held accountable
00:00:38Chase care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids even don't it's her or me
00:00:44Thank you, Charlotte me a
00:00:46Reminder every second counts
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl Charlotte withers someone talked
00:00:55But I know who the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me. I failed you as a leader
00:00:59I'm stepping down they're quitting on us
00:01:25Oh
00:01:42Good morning gorgeous. Can I help you something Charlotte withers? I'm your new roommate
00:01:49Roommate
00:01:51But you're a girl
00:01:53Woman
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe
00:01:56They called said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles Charles is short for Charlotte
00:02:01misunderstanding see the paperwork to renew my housing got misplaced and
00:02:05This thing is really heavy. You mind if we just have this discussion inside. I don't think great
00:02:17Dibs
00:02:23Oh
00:02:37Hit marker really
00:02:43Yo, what the fuck I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking. Oh man, stop it
00:02:48You not whooping shit now watch me cook. Look I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you
00:02:53There's no chance the press lets you stay. Mmm. We'll see about that
00:02:57In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay, this is Miguel and Austin yes Miguel the certified ass-tuffer
00:03:13You were saying shut up man
00:03:16Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany. They're still working on their English though. So don't take their silence personally
00:03:23I'm Darren and this every
00:03:25Welcome to croaking tin, sweetheart. I thought this was theta Rho croaking tins a nickname for brothers only
00:03:32Guys, this is Charles
00:03:35Guess she's I'm your new roommate. Excuse me
00:03:41Hey prez
00:03:44Housing fucked up. This is Charles our new sublet
00:03:48Uh
00:03:49Charlotte it's nice to meet you. I guess you haven't noticed. This is a frat
00:03:53It's against pan-hellenic policy for girls to sleep over let alone live here. Wait, that's a real thing
00:03:58I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex
00:04:03You need to leave I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered
00:04:08Jesus not the waterworks. I'm sorry. I just I have nowhere to go
00:04:13My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this come here
00:04:18Come on, Chase. She can stay one night
00:04:22She can shack up with me. What do you say Charles?
00:04:28Fine stop crying one nights you're out tomorrow understand. Thank you
00:04:38I
00:04:45Where's the kitchen
00:04:59No, it's so disgusting seriously
00:05:08You don't have a knife set, how do you cook ever hear of a dining hall
00:05:13What about after college? I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there
00:05:24You think it's better just loose on the counter. I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house
00:05:29You have no idea where things belong. Yeah, look at you two
00:05:34bickering like an old married couple
00:05:38I
00:05:46I'm gonna yeah, why don't you leave well enough alone? Huh? We don't need a maid
00:05:53I
00:06:15What is this
00:06:17It's my way of
00:06:19expressing my appreciation. I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here
00:06:24and I'm grateful. It's been a really really tough year so thank you and dig
00:06:31in.
00:06:39It's panko-crusted chevre croquettes with quince and prosciutto di parma
00:06:44overshaved fennel arugula salad. Cheese balls with meat and this crazy green
00:06:51thing called salad. Yeah I'm good. You won't even try it? You think I'll do
00:06:58anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around
00:07:01in that cute little apron? I wasn't trying to... Your presence here threatens
00:07:05the existence of our Charter and I'll put my brother's well-being over a
00:07:08pretty face any day. So check out's noon tomorrow. Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:26A closed door means occupied! Chill out Charles I'm not looking, I'm a gentleman.
00:07:32I am just grabbing my stash. Oh yeah please make yourself comfortable. I will
00:07:40thank you. You know if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game
00:07:45contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute I will actually lose my
00:07:48fucking mind. Okay you have to go. I was being sarcastic. Bye now. Wait Charles
00:07:53there's something I really wanted to tell you. Purple might be my new favorite
00:07:58color. Such a gentleman. Have a good night. Bye.
00:08:13Fuck me. Oh shit. Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven? Always start your day
00:08:25with a real breakfast. Not refined sugar. I'm looking at you Vincent.
00:08:30Ich dachte wir hatten unsere Mutter in Frankfurt gelassen.
00:08:34Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven. Enjoy.
00:08:39Let's go!
00:08:41Gotta get the OJ.
00:08:43Oh my god. I've never had pancakes that taste like this. Bro this orange juice is
00:08:56freshly fucking squeezed and she took out the pulp. Damn.
00:09:01My mom did that for me.
00:09:03Just like with all my gal wives.
00:09:05Okay are we done?
00:09:07We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
00:09:09Look I still think that we could do the-
00:09:11Nope.
00:09:13We're not gonna do an open mic night.
00:09:15You practicing your type 5 doesn't count as charity.
00:09:17Beg to differ.
00:09:19Any other suggestions?
00:09:21I got it.
00:09:23Remember that Tiktok I sent you?
00:09:25About those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:27Yeah about that.
00:09:29Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:31Fuck off.
00:09:33No I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner
00:09:35and serve it boys and buff style.
00:09:37I've looked into a dinner service before.
00:09:39It's too expensive.
00:09:41We can't afford to hire a chef.
00:09:43We already have one in the house.
00:09:47Chef Charlotte.
00:09:49Have you lost your mind?
00:09:51Have you tried her food?
00:09:53He's right Pres.
00:09:55You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:09:57What makes you think she would help us?
00:09:59She would if we let her stay.
00:10:01No.
00:10:03No. No way.
00:10:05We don't need her.
00:10:07We're getting paid every year.
00:10:09We're getting fined.
00:10:11I'd rather get fined than lose the frat.
00:10:13It's against the rules.
00:10:15You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:17Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
00:10:19Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:21Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
00:10:23Right?
00:10:25Plus your dad's the dean.
00:10:27He'll bail us out.
00:10:29You want to bet?
00:10:31Then we keep it a secret.
00:10:33It's a win-win.
00:10:35No problem. I said no.
00:10:37Fucking dictatorship again.
00:10:39What was that?
00:10:41It's a good idea, Chase.
00:10:43Come on, you know what it is.
00:10:49Fucking God.
00:10:51Fine. She can stay.
00:10:53Let's go.
00:10:55On one condition.
00:10:57No one touches her.
00:10:59I don't want us fighting over a girl.
00:11:01If I find out that anyone
00:11:03her and that brother
00:11:05are out.
00:11:07Got it?
00:11:09Got it. Scouts on her.
00:11:11I'll go tell her the good news.
00:11:13No. You stay. I'll go.
00:11:15You tried. You tried.
00:11:17As long as he doesn't find out...
00:11:29Change of plans.
00:11:31You can stay.
00:11:33Wait, seriously? But I just...
00:11:35Rule number one. You don't tell anyone that you live here.
00:11:37Rule number two.
00:11:39You cook.
00:11:41For our philanthropy event.
00:11:43Every year all the frats and sororities raise money
00:11:45to help kids get more access to school lunches.
00:11:47We want to do a dinner service,
00:11:49but we need a chef.
00:11:51Deal? Deal.
00:12:01Come on. I don't bite.
00:12:05But I do.
00:12:07Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:12:09I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:11I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:13Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:31Yeah!
00:12:33Yeah!
00:12:37Your breakfast cakes
00:12:39were so delicious.
00:12:41How I can make...
00:12:43Family secret.
00:12:45Damn, girl.
00:12:47I don't know if you're a milker worker or something,
00:12:49but that is the most he said all semester.
00:12:51It's a conversation here. It's not so...
00:12:53stimulating.
00:12:55Okay. All right. Don't do that.
00:12:57Come on.
00:12:59I'm thankful, is all.
00:13:01You have to forgive Chase.
00:13:03All he responds to is brooding.
00:13:11So...
00:13:13I'm happy to take the lead
00:13:15on all things kitchen.
00:13:17But rats live better than you boys.
00:13:19So...
00:13:21As far as the house goes,
00:13:23it'll be a team effort.
00:13:25Okay. What do you want us to do?
00:13:27Hmm.
00:13:31We're making lists.
00:13:43This...
00:13:45has gotta go.
00:13:47Seriously? It's motivational.
00:13:53Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty.
00:13:55Oh, let's go.
00:13:57I'm like a one-man army out here.
00:13:59Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
00:14:01Okay. Never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
00:14:03You'll make a chloramine gas.
00:14:05Seriously?
00:14:07Oh, sick!
00:14:11Not mattress on the floor.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:15No head for it.
00:14:17Just keep breaking them.
00:14:19Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:21I need your credit card.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:25Oh, Chase?
00:14:27I found some surprisingly decent
00:14:29curtains in storage.
00:14:31I can put them up for you if you like.
00:14:33Here's another rule for you.
00:14:35You know what's good for you?
00:14:37Stay out of my room.
00:14:39Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
00:14:43I'm sure.
00:14:53Come in.
00:14:59Sorry I'm late.
00:15:01I expected as much.
00:15:03You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
00:15:05You were two weeks past your due date.
00:15:07Okay, I apologized.
00:15:09What do you want?
00:15:11I want you to get serious about your future, son.
00:15:13Have you given any more thought
00:15:15to Oxford?
00:15:17I told you, I'm not interested.
00:15:19Do you know how many strings I pulled
00:15:21to get you that offer?
00:15:23I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
00:15:25I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again,
00:15:27but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years
00:15:29on a PhD program.
00:15:31Oh, so you'd rather waste
00:15:33four years of undergrad partying?
00:15:35I should never have let you
00:15:37join that fraternity.
00:15:39I want you out.
00:15:41I am not a child.
00:15:43You can't tell me what to do anymore.
00:15:45Maybe not, but I refuse to let you throw away
00:15:47your inheritance on such nonsense.
00:15:49You don't think I know how much money you're pulling
00:15:51out of your bank account and putting into this
00:15:53distraction?
00:15:55If I see so much as a charge
00:15:57for a six-pack,
00:15:59I will shut your accounts
00:16:01down. And in the meantime,
00:16:03I will urge you
00:16:05to give serious thought
00:16:07to grad school.
00:16:11Dismissed.
00:16:19I'm getting used to this.
00:16:27Ah, dry.
00:16:29You have to try it.
00:16:31You should try it.
00:16:33Try the regular hummus first, though.
00:16:35Which one is the regular?
00:16:37Okay, house meeting.
00:16:39Right now. That means you, out.
00:16:41You're not a member of this house.
00:16:43Out!
00:16:45Excuse me.
00:16:49What the fuck was that?
00:16:51Ein Tyrann als Präsident, was?
00:16:53Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
00:16:55Listen to me, boys. We gotta get serious
00:16:57about what we bring to campus.
00:16:59Everybody needs to step up.
00:17:01We gotta do 25% for philanthropy,
00:17:03plus bills and house dues.
00:17:05I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
00:17:07My dad is out for blood.
00:17:09He'll do anything to...
00:17:15Fucking hell.
00:17:17Chase.
00:17:19If you need help with the bills,
00:17:21just tell us.
00:17:23We're brothers. We don't have to do this alone.
00:17:25And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:27This place was fucked
00:17:29before she even stepped foot in here.
00:17:31You need to go apologize.
00:17:47Fuck.
00:18:01What now?
00:18:03Just come to yell at me some more?
00:18:05I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:18:07I had a shit day, and I took it out on you.
00:18:09It wasn't fair.
00:18:13Apology accepted.
00:18:15You know, when I'm having a bad day,
00:18:17I cook.
00:18:19You cook every day.
00:18:21I've had a lot
00:18:23of bad dates.
00:18:27Come here.
00:18:35What do I do with this?
00:18:37Take out that frustration.
00:18:39Fine.
00:18:41Here.
00:18:43No, not like that.
00:18:45What?
00:18:47Like you mean it.
00:18:49Like this.
00:18:51Faster.
00:18:53There you go, yeah.
00:18:55That's perfect.
00:18:57Okay, okay, stop.
00:19:03Now try it.
00:19:11I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:15Mr. President, afraid of a little batter?
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:21Hey, babe.
00:19:25Well, hello there.
00:19:27You're the girl who's renting the room here,
00:19:29right?
00:19:31Yes, I'm Raven, Kappa Kappa President
00:19:33and Crokington's sweetheart.
00:19:35So, what's your name?
00:19:37Charlotte.
00:19:39I'm almost done with this.
00:19:41You can have some when it's done,
00:19:43if you want.
00:19:45Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:47The guys hate dark chocolate.
00:19:49They seem to like it fine.
00:19:51I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:19:53Why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:55I have
00:19:57council business to discuss.
00:20:09Raven, how are you?
00:20:11Oh, you're right.
00:20:13He's a pervert, right?
00:20:17Morning.
00:20:19I'm about to start breakfast.
00:20:21Who here wants eggs?
00:20:23I made breakfast already.
00:20:25Gotta keep my boys happy.
00:20:27Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you.
00:20:29No leftovers.
00:20:31Maybe.
00:20:33Oh, um.
00:20:35That's fine, I can make something.
00:20:37Would you mind cleaning up too?
00:20:39I've got my hands full.
00:20:45Sure, yeah.
00:20:47You're the best.
00:20:53You're going down, part two.
00:21:07Spying on me?
00:21:09I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider
00:21:11who's yet to prove trustworthy.
00:21:13I'm not the one telling my girlfriend
00:21:15about our arrangement.
00:21:17She's not my girlfriend.
00:21:19We fuck sometimes, that's all.
00:21:21Is that a blush?
00:21:23So innocent.
00:21:25You're not a virgin, are you?
00:21:27That's none of your business.
00:21:29Thank you very much.
00:21:37What?
00:21:45What?
00:21:47I can feel you staring.
00:21:49What do you want?
00:21:51Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:53It's complicated.
00:21:57I'm all ears.
00:22:03I was living with my best friend.
00:22:05But she got into this
00:22:07top culinary program called RCA.
00:22:09We were supposed
00:22:11to go together, but
00:22:13I got waitlisted.
00:22:17I never applied for housing, and
00:22:19here I am.
00:22:23Go on.
00:22:25Tell me how stupid I am.
00:22:27How only an idiot
00:22:29wouldn't have a backup plan.
00:22:31How unfair it is that you have to suffer
00:22:33because of my bad decisions.
00:22:37I wouldn't call it suffering.
00:22:39No?
00:22:41I mean, yes.
00:22:43Your endless optimism
00:22:45is very annoying.
00:22:47And if anyone from the school found out you were living here,
00:22:49we'd all be on our asses.
00:22:51But
00:22:53the boys are happy.
00:22:55And the house
00:22:57has never been cleaner.
00:22:59So...
00:23:03Does this mean
00:23:05you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:07Not a chance, Sunshine.
00:23:09Why?
00:23:11It's gross.
00:23:13No, it's not.
00:23:15You're ridiculous.
00:23:25Attention!
00:23:27Attention, everyone.
00:23:29I officially call for Charles Withers
00:23:31Wilkington Game Life.
00:23:35Men do not need
00:23:37games to drink.
00:23:39Only boys do.
00:23:41It's my turn to pick.
00:23:43Charles.
00:23:45She's our guest of honor.
00:23:47She gets to pick.
00:23:49Pick a game?
00:23:53I like Monopoly.
00:23:55No, Charlotte.
00:23:57Not that kind of game.
00:23:59Very serious work, Charles.
00:24:01Passed down by our Greek forefathers
00:24:03for generations.
00:24:05Gentlemen.
00:24:07Lady.
00:24:09This is
00:24:11King's Cup!
00:24:21What?
00:24:23What the fuck, bro?
00:24:25You always pull the jacket. You make these shittiest rules.
00:24:27Can I say, the King's Cup gods,
00:24:29they favor me!
00:24:31A new rule.
00:24:33Sudden death pong.
00:24:35Whoever sinks it is to kiss Charles.
00:24:37As rule maker, I will go first.
00:24:39Okay, relax, big guy.
00:24:41She's not a piece of meat.
00:24:43Nobody touches her.
00:24:45Excuse me, you are not the boss of me.
00:24:47I defend my own honor, thank you.
00:24:49How about this?
00:24:51If I sink it,
00:24:53I don't have to kiss any of you.
00:24:55You know what?
00:24:57Fair is fair.
00:24:59Rack him, princess.
00:25:11That's a damn shame.
00:25:13Ready to fall in love, gorgeous?
00:25:15Stop.
00:25:35Hey, Chase, you're up.
00:25:37Pass.
00:25:39What are you, chicken?
00:25:41Come on.
00:25:55Okay, Mr. Smooth Man.
00:26:01What are you?
00:26:03Chicken?
00:26:05Am I interrupting?
00:26:07Not at all.
00:26:23My turn.
00:26:27Four.
00:26:29Whores.
00:26:31Four.
00:26:33Whores.
00:26:35Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:47Darren, I wanted to...
00:26:49Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:26:51I'm just...
00:26:53Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:07Did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:15Darren, I never would have...
00:27:17I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:21Yeah, that's Val.
00:27:23She's in my Cal class.
00:27:25We've been kind of flirting for a couple of months now.
00:27:27Finally got the courage to ask her out.
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:31She seems really sweet.
00:27:33She is. She is.
00:27:35But now she thinks maybe you were coming in
00:27:37because you and I are...
00:27:39What?
00:27:41No, she has to understand that I...
00:27:43I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:45It's fine.
00:27:47What are you working on?
00:27:49It's for Boys in the Buff.
00:27:51I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:53Wait.
00:27:55Let's go back.
00:27:57How can I fix this?
00:27:59I know you didn't mean it.
00:28:01It's fine, really.
00:28:15Hi.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:19So...
00:28:21You want to talk about the other night?
00:28:23What's there to talk about?
00:28:25Maybe how we almost kissed
00:28:27and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:29I haven't been avoiding you.
00:28:31I've been busy.
00:28:33Right. Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:35What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:45Where'd you learn to cook, anyway?
00:28:47My mom.
00:28:51She was one of the best chefs in the country,
00:28:53actually.
00:28:55So she taught you?
00:28:57Um...
00:28:59Not exactly.
00:29:01She died when I was young.
00:29:03But I watched every video she was ever in
00:29:05and she had this notebook
00:29:07full of recipes
00:29:09and notes.
00:29:11Sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:13Jesus.
00:29:15How are you...
00:29:17You're always so...
00:29:19happy.
00:29:21Better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:23Right?
00:29:27What about you?
00:29:29Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scalp?
00:29:33It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:37Not like you, though.
00:29:39Shit. That came out wrong.
00:29:41I'm sorry.
00:29:43Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:45That can't be easy.
00:29:47Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia
00:29:49is pointless.
00:29:51All careers are important.
00:29:53Not to him. He hates having to frat.
00:29:55Leading a frat.
00:29:57How about your mom?
00:29:59She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:30:01I mean, if you love to cook so much,
00:30:03why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:07I tried.
00:30:09She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:11But I obviously
00:30:13didn't get in, so...
00:30:15So you're giving up?
00:30:17I'm not good enough.
00:30:19Okay?
00:30:23Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:33Okay, so I made you these soccer points.
00:30:35These are the projections for the boys in the buff.
00:30:37I've handled the pitch before.
00:30:39Yeah, but this is Whole Foods. This could level up our whole event.
00:30:41I know that!
00:30:43I got it.
00:30:47Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:51Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity,
00:30:53not only for him,
00:30:55but for our school as a whole.
00:30:57I could not agree more.
00:30:59Well, I have taken it upon myself
00:31:01to make the decision for him.
00:31:03Believe me, Chase
00:31:05is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:07Yes.
00:31:09Yes, we'll speak soon.
00:31:17Cassandra?
00:31:19Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:21Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:23Will do.
00:31:25So I want to start off with squash blossoms,
00:31:27candied bacon,
00:31:29maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:31Moving on, cucumber soup is very in,
00:31:33and a classic French onion.
00:31:35For mains, we do monkfish,
00:31:37roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:41What about vegetables?
00:31:43I'm so proud of you
00:31:45for asking.
00:31:47I'm still toying with ideas.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:51How'd it go?
00:31:53Not good. He took the meeting because of my last name,
00:31:55but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:31:57We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:31:59Fucking hell.
00:32:01Hey, I did what I could to help.
00:32:03What are you doing? Playing chef?
00:32:05I'm not playing anything.
00:32:07I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:09You'd think our president
00:32:11would be trying to do the same.
00:32:13Obviously.
00:32:15So say it.
00:32:17Okay. Come on.
00:32:19Forget the meeting.
00:32:21You'll get him next time.
00:32:23Let's go out.
00:32:25I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:29What do you think?
00:32:31Alright.
00:32:33Good idea.
00:32:44What are you drinking?
00:32:46Uh,
00:32:48daiquiri sounds good.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:52Can we get eight beers and eight shots of tequila?
00:32:54You got it.
00:32:56You are such a stereotype.
00:32:58You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:33:00Yeah, I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:33:02I'm here to get drunk.
00:33:04You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:06Did you just call me a fun sucker?
00:33:08I did. You don't know fun.
00:33:10And you do, huh?
00:33:12What do you do for fun?
00:33:15There's that blush again.
00:33:17What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:21Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:27Oh!
00:33:29Alright, alright, alright.
00:33:31Come on, next up.
00:33:33It's my turn.
00:33:35This should be good.
00:33:37I'm terrified.
00:33:39Can't wait for this.
00:33:42Alright.
00:33:44Beginner's luck.
00:33:48Okay.
00:33:50Boo!
00:33:52Show off.
00:33:54Next round, on me.
00:33:56To Charles!
00:33:58To Charles.
00:34:02Hello.
00:34:04Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:06And put it on withers.
00:34:12Hmm.
00:34:14How's it going?
00:34:18Good.
00:34:20I'm Wolf.
00:34:22You, uh, you around here?
00:34:24No, just not really a bar girl.
00:34:26Not really a bar girl?
00:34:28What kind of girl are you?
00:34:30Uh, in this moment?
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:34A very tipsy one.
00:34:36Very tipsy one? Wow.
00:34:40Are you sure?
00:34:42I insist.
00:34:44Okay, thank you very much.
00:34:46You're very welcome.
00:34:48Alrighty, let's go.
00:34:50Where did you come from, seriously?
00:34:52What fucking planet are you from?
00:34:54Guys, this is Wolf.
00:34:56Wolf! Get the fuck away from her.
00:34:58Chase, what the hell? What is your problem?
00:35:00Yeah, chill out, man.
00:35:02Run away, little dog.
00:35:04Nice accent.
00:35:06Why don't you go fuck off back to the fatherland?
00:35:08How many strings did he touch, huh?
00:35:10Okay, I don't know. What is going on?
00:35:12Don't you dare come near her again.
00:35:14What are you, her keeper?
00:35:16Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:18Stay out of this, Charlotte.
00:35:20No! You are not the boss of me.
00:35:22Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:24No.
00:35:26Charlotte.
00:35:28Is, uh, Raven here?
00:35:30Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:32Leave her alone, too.
00:35:34The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:35:36If you touch them again, I swear to God you'll regret it.
00:35:38We'll see.
00:35:40Oh, come on, baby.
00:35:42Come on, baby.
00:35:44You know what I want.
00:35:50Darren, please tell me you brought the automobile.
00:35:52Uh, it's Chase.
00:35:54I just wanted to check up on you.
00:35:56But if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:35:58Uh, no.
00:36:02I think I'm officially
00:36:04a one glass of wine at dinner kind of girl.
00:36:06Not shots.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:10I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:12Yeah, what was that?
00:36:14Wolf and the SIGCHI guys
00:36:16have a reputation of spiking drinks.
00:36:18Oh my God, seriously?
00:36:20Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:22The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:24They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:26I mean, the Ballard Business School
00:36:28is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:36:30Oh, that is so messed up.
00:36:34Oh my God.
00:36:36Hey, you're okay.
00:36:48Alright.
00:36:50You got to look at me.
00:36:52It's just a little puke.
00:36:54Heaven sent the best of us.
00:36:56It's so embarrassing.
00:36:58I know.
00:37:00You take care of everyone else here, so
00:37:02time that someone returns the favor.
00:37:14Thank you
00:37:16for everything.
00:37:18It's no big deal.
00:37:22Yes, it is.
00:37:24I have to go.
00:37:40Boys, food's ready!
00:37:42Yeah, food baby!
00:37:44Okay, quiet breakfast.
00:37:46Yes.
00:37:48Quiet.
00:37:50Hungover are we?
00:37:52You'll get used to it.
00:37:54So, I met the owner
00:37:56of the bar last night.
00:37:58We totally hit it off.
00:38:00Whoa, seriously? You were hammered. He was hitting on you?
00:38:02No, not like that. Okay.
00:38:04He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:06He's donating $5,000.
00:38:12Is that okay?
00:38:14I was just trying to help,
00:38:16but if you don't think it's a good idea...
00:38:18No, it is. I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:38:20I got us a sponsor
00:38:22who's going to donate $10,000.
00:38:24What?
00:38:26That's incredible!
00:38:28Oh my god, I knew you could do it.
00:38:36Chase,
00:38:38wait up.
00:38:40I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:38:42Oh, it's great, right? I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:38:44No. I'm the treasurer.
00:38:46Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:48And I'm president.
00:38:50Look, we needed a sponsor. I found one. What's the big deal?
00:38:52You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:38:54So, president means you get to do
00:38:56whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:38:58You get to make your own rules,
00:39:00but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:02What are you talking about?
00:39:04Don't play dumb. Charlotte.
00:39:06You said she was off-limits, right? That's your rule?
00:39:08Now you're flirting with her?
00:39:10I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:39:12If she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:39:14She's not fair game, Everett.
00:39:16She's not fair game at all.
00:39:18Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:20Big guy?
00:39:28It's open.
00:39:34Is it safe?
00:39:36Yes, you dork. Come in.
00:39:42So...
00:39:44How are things going with Val?
00:39:48Uh...
00:39:50Yeah, they're not.
00:39:52I haven't asked her out again.
00:39:54I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:39:56I promise you are not the kind of guy
00:39:58that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:40:00You really like her, don't you?
00:40:06She's so smart
00:40:08and really ambitious.
00:40:10You know, and she's so creative.
00:40:12She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con,
00:40:14and...
00:40:16she's amazing.
00:40:18Oh, my God, D.
00:40:20If you really like her this much,
00:40:22you can't just let her go.
00:40:24You have to ask her out again.
00:40:30I have an idea.
00:40:34You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:40:36Let me help.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:48You ever been to a frat party?
00:40:50We don't eat frittatas.
00:40:52Maybe you do.
00:40:54Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn
00:40:56if they had something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:40:58Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:41:00Yeah, I don't really think stale beer
00:41:02pairs well with a salmon biscuit.
00:41:04Well, then splurge on better beer.
00:41:06Did...
00:41:08You just laughed at my actual joke?
00:41:10Okay, not because it was funny.
00:41:12It's just very you.
00:41:14You might not want to admit it,
00:41:16Chase Tucker, but you like me.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Liking and not hating?
00:41:22Two very different things.
00:41:24Oh, God.
00:41:30Chase, what are you...
00:41:32What the hell is going on here?
00:41:36Chase, care to explain
00:41:38why you're cozying up to the girl you called
00:41:40cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:42Raven, don't.
00:41:44The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:46You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:41:48This is none of your business.
00:41:50I don't think so.
00:41:52This became house business the second you told everyone
00:41:54that she's off limits.
00:41:56You said that?
00:41:58I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers.
00:42:00She's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:04I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:42:10What is your problem?
00:42:12I don't like to share.
00:42:30Bites like these and many others
00:42:32will be served next weekend
00:42:34at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:42:36Buy your tickets at the front.
00:42:38Uh, naked guys!
00:42:40Crab cakes!
00:42:42What more could you ask for?
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:48can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:50Yeah, sure.
00:42:56So...
00:42:58how are you feeling?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I guess...
00:43:06weirdly violated.
00:43:08Look, I don't want to defend the guy,
00:43:10but it makes sense.
00:43:12I mean,
00:43:14this is a frat house.
00:43:16I mean, we're all a bunch of dogs
00:43:18and you...
00:43:20you are
00:43:22the most beautiful girl
00:43:24any of us have ever seen in our lives.
00:43:26Come on, Everett,
00:43:28I'm serious.
00:43:30So am I.
00:43:32I...
00:43:34I mean, if Chase hadn't been
00:43:36so adamant, I...
00:43:38I would have told you sooner.
00:43:40I just...
00:43:42What, you...
00:43:44No, we're friends.
00:43:46Yeah, of course we are, but...
00:43:48obviously I like you.
00:43:50A lot.
00:43:56Yo, we need more punch.
00:43:58Oh, shit.
00:44:00I have to go refill the punch.
00:44:02Let's talk later.
00:44:04Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:44:16There you are. Look, I need to talk to you, alright?
00:44:18I want to explain.
00:44:20Explain how you weirdly tried to control who I see?
00:44:22Go ahead.
00:44:24I don't want to be seen as who I hook up with.
00:44:26That's my decision, Chase.
00:44:28So you want to, then? You want to hook up with someone in the house?
00:44:30That's not the point.
00:44:34I know you don't like me.
00:44:36That you think I'm a danger to your precious
00:44:38brotherhood.
00:44:40I just don't understand why.
00:44:42What did I do to you?
00:44:44What did you do to me?
00:44:46You drove me fucking crazy.
00:44:48Well, right back at you.
00:44:50Look, hey, come on.
00:44:52Hey?
00:44:54It's killing me how much I like you.
00:44:56How much I want you.
00:44:58You want me?
00:45:00More than anything.
00:45:22I love you.
00:45:28What about the rules?
00:45:30Fuck the rules.
00:45:38Wait, where are we going?
00:45:40I thought I wasn't supposed to go to your room
00:45:42if I knew it was good for me.
00:45:44What did I tell you about the rules?
00:45:52Are you fucking kidding me?
00:45:56I knew it. Damn it.
00:45:58Now I owe Austin 20 bucks.
00:46:00What? He has better enough?
00:46:02He got the vibes between you two. I just didn't think he had the balls to do anything.
00:46:04It isn't funny.
00:46:06They broke the rules. They gotta go.
00:46:08What? I have to leave?
00:46:10No, no, you're not going anywhere.
00:46:12So what? Your own rules don't apply to you?
00:46:14Fucking hypocrite.
00:46:16Alright, ease up. It's not like we actually want Charlotte or Chase to go.
00:46:18I'm sorry. It just happened.
00:46:20Get off me.
00:46:22House meeting. First thing tomorrow.
00:46:36So, as you guys
00:46:38know,
00:46:40last night, Chase and I...
00:46:42Won me 20 dollars.
00:46:44Thank you, Prez.
00:46:46Kissed.
00:46:48Alright, come on. Can we not do this?
00:46:50What do you intend with Charlotte?
00:46:52I don't know. You should know.
00:46:54Is this just casual?
00:46:56I feel like she deserves a no up front.
00:46:58Guys, we're just getting to know each other
00:47:00more than housemates.
00:47:02Let's all take a breath.
00:47:04And what if he breaks your heart?
00:47:06And what if I break his?
00:47:10We're taking it one day at a time.
00:47:12Okay?
00:47:14Seriously?
00:47:16That's it?
00:47:18This is ridiculous.
00:47:20Chase broke the rule
00:47:22that he made. He needs to be held
00:47:24accountable.
00:47:26Guys, come on.
00:47:30Fuck this shit.
00:47:38Come in.
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:44About earlier...
00:47:46That was...
00:47:48Intense.
00:47:50Maybe you were right
00:47:52in the first place.
00:47:54I don't want to cause a fight.
00:47:56He'll be fine.
00:47:58Is that normal for him?
00:48:00When he doesn't get his way.
00:48:02Look, I don't want to talk about him.
00:48:06I want to talk about us.
00:48:08Or rather...
00:48:10Not talk.
00:48:22Um, I think...
00:48:24What are you thinking?
00:48:28Never mind.
00:48:34Yo, Charlotte!
00:48:36You promised me if I made these salmon biscuit
00:48:38things for you that you would play me in
00:48:40Fortnite. I'm cashing in.
00:48:42You're up. Are you kidding?
00:48:44I'll be right there.
00:48:48Maybe we should get to know each other
00:48:50away from six other guys.
00:48:54What, like a date?
00:48:56Yeah, like a date.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:00Like a date.
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:12Okay, this is dumb.
00:49:14I shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos.
00:49:16Let's go. It's okay.
00:49:18Don't overthink it.
00:49:20I don't normally.
00:49:22So we're trying to get to know
00:49:24each other, right?
00:49:26Ask me anything.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30Um, where are you from?
00:49:32Not too far. I grew up in Central California
00:49:34with my dad.
00:49:36Are you guys close? Kind of.
00:49:38He's been really struggling since my mom died.
00:49:40If I'm honest,
00:49:42it never felt like there was enough room
00:49:44for me to also be sad.
00:49:48I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:49:50What about your dad?
00:49:52Did you tell him you got the sponsorship?
00:49:54I want him to see it
00:49:56at the event.
00:49:58I don't know, maybe if he sees it all together
00:50:00then he'll get it.
00:50:02Well, even if he doesn't,
00:50:04you did an incredible
00:50:06job.
00:50:08You know that, right?
00:50:10And,
00:50:12it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes.
00:50:14It's your life.
00:50:16And you get to
00:50:18follow your passion.
00:50:24Did I cross a line?
00:50:26I like talking to you.
00:50:28I want to impress you.
00:50:30And this
00:50:32isn't very impressive.
00:50:34You're kidding, right?
00:50:36Chase, do you realize
00:50:38how intimidating you are?
00:50:40To you?
00:50:42The young Julia Child?
00:50:44How do you know about Julia Child?
00:50:46I might have googled some
00:50:48important culinary figures.
00:50:50I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me
00:50:52only being into Guy Fieri
00:50:54and his cars.
00:50:56I watch Triple D all the time.
00:50:58Did you know
00:51:00he was a major donor to restaurant
00:51:02staff during lockdown?
00:51:04And, I love his 1968
00:51:06Camaro.
00:51:08Well, in that case,
00:51:10what do you say we go back to
00:51:12the house, put some on in the
00:51:14background?
00:51:16I'm ready for some
00:51:18fortu...
00:51:20Oh!
00:51:22There are some things I wish I never saw.
00:51:24Get out of here!
00:51:26But it's fortnight time!
00:51:28Charlotte, you promised.
00:51:30Please?
00:51:32You weren't kidding about no privacy, huh?
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:40I'm sorry.
00:51:42I'm sorry.
00:51:44Okay.
00:51:46I'm coming.
00:51:52Okay.
00:51:54Fine.
00:52:06Well, well. Hello, boys.
00:52:08What's all this?
00:52:10Promotion.
00:52:12I'm going to set up on the quad.
00:52:14Get the word out about that fundraiser for our philanthropy.
00:52:16Oh, yes.
00:52:18Naked dinner.
00:52:20We have these, like, underwear
00:52:22briefs and aprons.
00:52:24Bow ties.
00:52:26Yeah, classy event.
00:52:28Do you know how this is going to look, Chase?
00:52:30It's going to look like we're raising money for kids without
00:52:32lunches. It's going to look like we're helping them...
00:52:34This is not helping.
00:52:36You're just making a fool out of yourself.
00:52:38And who's paying
00:52:40for this event?
00:52:42We have sponsors. It's legit.
00:52:44Dean Tucker, if I may,
00:52:46it's actually a great idea.
00:52:48It's huge in Europe
00:52:50for events, although they tend
00:52:52to have a more open acceptance
00:52:54than most men here.
00:52:56Yeah, this is true.
00:52:58In Germany, if you have no fear of penises.
00:53:00We love some.
00:53:02Just wait. It's going to...
00:53:04Charlotte, don't.
00:53:06And who exactly are you?
00:53:08This is Charlotte.
00:53:10She's a friend.
00:53:12A friend?
00:53:14Are you in some sorority as well?
00:53:16She's the chef.
00:53:18She'll be cooking everything for our event.
00:53:20Oh. Chef.
00:53:22What happened to
00:53:24Charles something or other?
00:53:26That new boy?
00:53:28He's at class. He'll be back later.
00:53:30What's he studying?
00:53:32English.
00:53:34Well, at least one of you has some decency.
00:53:36Well, I'd best be going.
00:53:38You enjoy yourself
00:53:40while you can, Chase.
00:53:42Goodbye, son.
00:53:46Alright, let's get these poses on a clod.
00:53:50We need to talk.
00:53:52We're kind of in the middle of something here.
00:54:02I've got some time to think about it,
00:54:04but I trust that we both enjoy
00:54:06what we've got going on here.
00:54:08So, I don't care if you see other people.
00:54:10Just...
00:54:12not her.
00:54:16It's not really your call.
00:54:18You're not my girlfriend.
00:54:20You can't make those kind of demands on my...
00:54:22Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
00:54:24It's her or me.
00:54:28Seriously?
00:54:30I think...
00:54:32maybe this thing between us has run its course.
00:54:36Things are complicated now.
00:54:38I need to focus on the house.
00:54:40You think you can just get rid of me?
00:54:42I'm still Sweetheart.
00:54:44I'm not leaving my boys behind.
00:54:46I'm not asking you to.
00:54:48I just think that you and I are...
00:54:50We're still your sister house.
00:54:52That is, unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us, too.
00:54:54We don't.
00:54:56Everything, besides us,
00:54:58stays the same.
00:55:00Well...
00:55:02In that case, why don't I give you a hand?
00:55:04No, you do not need to...
00:55:06I insist.
00:55:22Let's go, let's go!
00:55:26Damn!
00:55:28Miguel!
00:55:30I'm sorry about them.
00:55:32Oh, thank you so much.
00:55:34Appreciate it.
00:55:36Um, we're hosting this event.
00:55:38It's called Boys in the Buff.
00:55:40You should come.
00:55:42Hi!
00:55:44Come to Boys in the Buff on February 5th.
00:55:54Let's go!
00:55:56Let's go!
00:56:00Here you go, beautiful.
00:56:02Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:04So protective.
00:56:06How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:08You ready to come to us yet?
00:56:10I'd never step foot in your disgusting frat.
00:56:12Oh, okay.
00:56:14So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:16Speaking of, I heard one that
00:56:18there's a girl
00:56:20living in Theta Rho.
00:56:22Doesn't that go against Pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:24You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:26Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat
00:56:28every morning?
00:56:30You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:32Do you jump bed to bed?
00:56:34Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:42Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:44So much for no drama.
00:56:48You're gonna regret that.
00:56:50You're fucking right.
00:56:54I'd defend her honor, but not mine.
00:56:56Come on, Raven. You know we love you.
00:56:58Not as much as your new plaything.
00:57:00Little Miss Sunshine here
00:57:02turned all of you against me. I didn't do anything.
00:57:04Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:06But you know what? If we're gonna go that route,
00:57:08maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:12What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:14Not your decision.
00:57:16We vote on shit like that.
00:57:18I deserve better than this.
00:57:20Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:40Thank you
00:57:42for sticking up for me.
00:57:44But violence
00:57:46is never the answer.
00:57:48Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:50or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:52Stop. We're not gonna let Raven
00:57:54or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:56You're good for the frat.
00:57:58For the boys.
00:58:00Am I any good for you?
00:58:02Are you any good for me, Charlotte?
00:58:04I...
00:58:06No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:08No one has ever stood up to me
00:58:10the way that you do.
00:58:12Or made me laugh the way that you do.
00:58:14Made you nicer.
00:58:18...
00:58:26God, what I'd do for you
00:58:28alone right now.
00:58:32Shit!
00:58:34What?
00:58:36What is it?
00:58:38That's my old roommate, Cassie, and the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:40Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:42Why not?
00:58:44Because I'm embarrassed.
00:58:46And I'm Sam's old advisor, too.
00:58:48I was supposed to be an easy acceptance
00:58:50and I... I wasn't.
00:58:52I wasn't good enough.
00:58:54Maybe now's your time. I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, sunshine.
00:58:56Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:58I'm going home.
00:59:10Come in.
00:59:12Come in.
00:59:14Hey.
00:59:16Saw you run off, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:18You okay?
00:59:20It's not important.
00:59:22Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:24I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:32So, this is what I've been working on
00:59:34for Val.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:38The one ring?
00:59:42So, the donut is chocolate
00:59:44plated in edible gold
00:59:46and you can bring it to her
00:59:48during dessert.
00:59:50This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:52Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:54I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:56You need a big
00:59:58romantic gesture to win your dream
01:00:00girl back.
01:00:02You're the best.
01:00:04I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:08Though, is it weird
01:00:10to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:12Don't stop.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:16So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things
01:00:18at the store and then we're all set for the party.
01:00:20No, no, no. Send me a list.
01:00:22I got it.
01:00:24Seriously? That would be a huge
01:00:26help. Um, let me
01:00:28get you some cash.
01:00:30Don't worry about it. Chase covers stuff for the house like this
01:00:32all the time. Plus, Ev and I have access to his card.
01:00:34Okay.
01:00:36Cool. Thank you.
01:00:38Of course.
01:00:48Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:00:50I didn't realize someone was in here. Hand me that towel.
01:00:56Here.
01:00:58I didn't say anything.
01:01:00Well, I did.
01:01:02But not for very long.
01:01:04Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:08In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:18I'm still mad at you,
01:01:20you know.
01:01:22What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:01:24Make it okay.
01:01:26Maybe say you're
01:01:28sorry.
01:01:32What if I show you instead?
01:01:44Take a shower with me.
01:01:58A reminder, dinner is seven
01:02:00courses. Every second counts.
01:02:02Yes, chef! We are going to have to
01:02:04work together as one machine.
01:02:06Um, chef?
01:02:10I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:12They are
01:02:14freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your
01:02:16rooms.
01:02:18Chase, Miguel,
01:02:20Austin, Darren, you'll arrange
01:02:22tables out back.
01:02:24Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:26Remember that it's-
01:02:28Fish folk, dinner folk, salad folk on the left.
01:02:30Excellent.
01:02:32Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:34Family dinner is 30 minutes
01:02:36before guests arrive.
01:02:38Ready?
01:02:40Yes, chef!
01:02:42Yes, chef.
01:02:44Let's do this.
01:02:50Take your shit.
01:02:56Nein, da kommt das Weinglas hin.
01:02:58Das geht
01:03:00fett.
01:03:02Halt die Klappe!
01:03:04Halt die Klappe!
01:03:06You're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:08Oh, speaking of loud,
01:03:10by the sounds of last night,
01:03:12you and Charlotte, you're good again?
01:03:14Jesus, Austin, that's basically your sister, dude.
01:03:16Yeah, no comment there either.
01:03:18I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:20You are a lot
01:03:22easier to be around these days.
01:03:24I wasn't that bad.
01:03:26You were.
01:03:28So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:30Right, like I'd tell any of you idiots
01:03:32before talking to her.
01:03:34Come on.
01:03:36Just admit you really like her.
01:03:38Fine.
01:03:40Yeah, I like her. Happy?
01:03:42Whatever.
01:03:44Shut up. Come on. Let's keep this going.
01:03:50Uh, good.
01:03:52Got it.
01:03:56Can we talk?
01:03:58You've been really short with me
01:04:00since the frat party.
01:04:02Yeah.
01:04:04I told you I had a thing for you
01:04:06and you blew me off
01:04:08and ran to Chase, so
01:04:10what did you expect?
01:04:14Everett, I'm so sorry
01:04:16I made you feel that way.
01:04:18I just...
01:04:20If I'm being honest
01:04:22I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:26That's bullshit.
01:04:28You know, girls always say they want honesty
01:04:30and then the second a guy
01:04:32finally gives it to them, they fuck off.
01:04:34Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:36I like you, Everett.
01:04:38As a brother.
01:04:40As family.
01:04:42Family?
01:04:44Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:46Yo, Ev. Let's get changed.
01:04:50Wait, Ev.
01:04:52Are we okay?
01:04:56Sure.
01:05:02Enjoy.
01:05:04Hey, thanks for coming. Seriously.
01:05:06Thank you, sir.
01:05:08Have some more drips.
01:05:10Thanks for coming.
01:05:12Jesus Christ.
01:05:14Before you pass your final judgment
01:05:16you should take a look at everything.
01:05:18I don't really think you want to know the entirety
01:05:20of my judgment.
01:05:22This is something only a child would do.
01:05:24A child?
01:05:26We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:28I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:30You should be ashamed.
01:05:32Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:34Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:05:36You know what?
01:05:38I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:40Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:42Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:46Well, then why did I just get a notification
01:05:48for a $600 charge
01:05:50from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:52What?
01:05:54I didn't buy anything.
01:05:56Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:58I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:06:00No.
01:06:02From this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:04No. No, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:06I will pay you back.
01:06:08With what money?
01:06:10No.
01:06:12I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:14I don't care who it is.
01:06:16And then you will accept
01:06:18Oxford's offer.
01:06:20If not, well,
01:06:22then good luck
01:06:24with your business ventures.
01:06:30Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:36You good? What's wrong?
01:06:38Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:40Uh, yeah, I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff
01:06:42that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:44I have the receipts.
01:06:46Fuck.
01:06:48Was I not supposed to?
01:06:50You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:06:52Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this,
01:06:54but my dad
01:06:56wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:58He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:07:00And that card that you guys used
01:07:02is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:04You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:06And he used the excuse to cut me off.
01:07:08Fucking hell.
01:07:10Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:12I was ashamed.
01:07:14Alright?
01:07:16I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:18We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:20You should have come to us and we could have...
01:07:22It's fine. I'll figure it out.
01:07:24You have to tell the others.
01:07:26No. I said it's fine.
01:07:28I will figure...
01:07:30Charlotte just cut herself. You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:32Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:34Are you hurt?
01:07:36I'm fine. I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:38These things happen, and I can't...
01:07:40Okay.
01:07:42You're such a drama queen.
01:07:44You need to be more careful.
01:07:46What's wrong?
01:07:48You're hurt.
01:07:50And it's not on it.
01:07:52Look, I got into it with my dad earlier, alright?
01:07:54I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:56There.
01:07:58Okay.
01:08:00Look.
01:08:02I'm here when you're ready.
01:08:12Oh my god.
01:08:14That cannot be sanitary.
01:08:16Every time. Get out, man.
01:08:18I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:20What? What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:22Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:24He gave it to Tristan, and then he locked it up.
01:08:26Where'd he lock it up at?
01:08:28It was safe. In Chase's room.
01:08:30Think he was your dad?
01:08:32No. Chase, maybe now you should tell him.
01:08:34Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat, or he's cutting me off.
01:08:36But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:38No. No, that's not his style.
01:08:40Wait, you can't quit. The guys need you.
01:08:42I have no choice. If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:44You're quitting on us?
01:08:46I don't know what I'm doing, okay? Just give me a minute. God.
01:08:48Okay. Okay. One thing at a time.
01:08:50The cash box. Who has access?
01:08:52It's the three heads of council.
01:08:54So it's me, it's philanthropy, it's...
01:08:56It's Treasurer.
01:09:00You think Everett stole it?
01:09:02I don't know.
01:09:04No. There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:09:06He loves his fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:08He wouldn't do this.
01:09:10We have to find him, and just...
01:09:12No worries, D.T. He's right here, sir.
01:09:16You must...
01:09:18What are you doing?
01:09:20Shh!
01:09:22We were looking for you.
01:09:24Ah, Chase.
01:09:26There you are.
01:09:28Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:09:30I thought you left.
01:09:32Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:34Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:36What are you talking about?
01:09:38It's been brought to my attention
01:09:40that your new roommate is a girl,
01:09:42Charlotte Withers.
01:09:44Where is she?
01:09:48So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:50Not at all.
01:09:52Oh. Classy outfit.
01:09:56You too, Dad. Nice tie.
01:09:58Boys.
01:10:00What's all this, huh?
01:10:02Uh, that's, uh...
01:10:04That's... That's mine.
01:10:06You use facial toner?
01:10:08Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
01:10:10Well, just because it's pink, that doesn't mean men can use it, huh?
01:10:12That is not what I was implying.
01:10:14Well, it sounds like it. You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:18You know, maybe... Just maybe...
01:10:20If you used it in your schedule,
01:10:22you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:24I'm just saying, DT.
01:10:28Oh.
01:10:30What have we here?
01:10:32What is this?
01:10:34What are these products?
01:10:36Uh, we frequently
01:10:38have ladies over, and we want to make sure
01:10:40that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:42And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:44Yeah. Nosebleed, huh?
01:10:46All right.
01:10:48That's enough.
01:10:50I'd like you to show me their room.
01:10:52Hmm?
01:11:00You're telling me
01:11:02a boy lives in this room?
01:11:04It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:06Charles is from a military background.
01:11:08They're very organized and precise.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:14And this romance novel?
01:11:16Hmm?
01:11:18He's an avid reader.
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:28Where is she?
01:11:30That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:32He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:34You know, most women can't get off
01:11:36without external stimulation.
01:11:38Please.
01:11:40I know a woman lives here,
01:11:42in this room.
01:11:44I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council,
01:11:46and Theda Rowe will be shut down.
01:11:48Well done, Mr. President.
01:12:02The coast is clear.
01:12:10Someone talked.
01:12:12I bet I know who.
01:12:16Look for anything.
01:12:18He's blocking my calls.
01:12:20Mine, too.
01:12:22I still don't believe you'd do this.
01:12:24Come on, Charlotte. Open your eyes.
01:12:26He's been looking for a fight all semester,
01:12:28ever since you moved in.
01:12:30This is all my fault.
01:12:32No, it's not. I didn't mean it like that.
01:12:34No, it is. And it's not just that.
01:12:36Now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:12:38Guys, I think you should see this.
01:12:40What is it?
01:12:42It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:12:44What the fuck?
01:12:46The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:12:48He's trying to frame me.
01:12:52Somebody give me something.
01:12:54Anyone reach him?
01:12:56No. Where could he be?
01:12:58Doesn't his family live close?
01:13:00I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:13:02I would never steal from our charity. Okay, calm down.
01:13:04Nobody thinks this is your fault. Oh, yeah?
01:13:06This is my father. And all the guests we had to send home.
01:13:08Oh, it's an unknown number. Maybe it's Everett.
01:13:12I have to quit.
01:13:14I mean, maybe if I do, he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:13:16No. We'll figure this out, okay?
01:13:18Just don't quit on us. We got you.
01:13:22Was it Everett?
01:13:24No. It was RCA.
01:13:26Apparently,
01:13:28the advisor was here tonight.
01:13:30Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buff
01:13:32that they offered me an interview.
01:13:34Oh, shit.
01:13:36They said to thank Mr. Tucker
01:13:38for making them see their mistake.
01:13:40Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:46Explain yourself.
01:13:48Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:50We could lose the house. I can get expelled.
01:13:52This isn't the time. I can't believe you.
01:13:54You deliberately went behind my back.
01:13:56I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:13:58Why not?
01:14:00I don't understand. I thought this would make you happy.
01:14:02I can't go into the program.
01:14:04What are you so afraid of? You didn't get in the first time.
01:14:06So what? Now you have a second chance.
01:14:08You love to cook. You're amazing at it.
01:14:12Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:14:18What if this ruins that?
01:14:20What if I realize
01:14:22that I'm a failure?
01:14:24That I'm nothing like her?
01:14:26Don't be ridiculous. Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:14:28Oh, so my fears are ridiculous?
01:14:30Good. Good to know.
01:14:32I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:14:34Look, I can't do this right now, okay? I need to find Everett.
01:14:36Fine. Go.
01:14:38We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:40Go!
01:14:56Yo. Everett.
01:14:58Hey, man.
01:15:00Do you know what you've done?
01:15:02I tried to warn you.
01:15:04I told you that I thought you've been
01:15:06careless in running this frat into the ground.
01:15:08So you set me up.
01:15:10Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:12You never listen to anyone.
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:16How many times have I come to you with an opportunity and you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:18How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:20Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:15:22You want to get something done?
01:15:24You should have made sure I heard you.
01:15:26You stabbed me in the back.
01:15:28I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:15:30You didn't leave me a choice.
01:15:32Crokington needs a new president.
01:15:34Right. Let me guess.
01:15:36You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:38You care about this frat so much?
01:15:40Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:42Just because she didn't want to fuck you, you go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:44Hey, stop.
01:15:46I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house. I would never.
01:15:48Please, don't lie now.
01:15:50Of course you're the one who told.
01:15:52Here you go again.
01:15:54Stop listening. I just said I didn't do it.
01:15:56He's telling the truth.
01:15:58It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker about your little slut.
01:16:02It was you?
01:16:04I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:16:06He wanted to take over the house for an extension for Sig Chi and make a deal with the Dean,
01:16:10but I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun.
01:16:13I thought you cared about Crokington.
01:16:15How could you do this?
01:16:17To all the guys?
01:16:18I didn't do anything.
01:16:20You did. You chose her.
01:16:22Over me? Over your brothers?
01:16:24So this is revenge? Because I broke it off?
01:16:26Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:29You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:16:32I hope she's worth it.
01:16:48Can I beat him up now?
01:16:52Yeah.
01:17:00He meant well.
01:17:02He didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:17:04I hear you.
01:17:06I hear you.
01:17:08And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:17:11But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:17:16You don't understand. I can't do it.
01:17:19Yes, you can.
01:17:21I've seen you cook.
01:17:23I've been fed by your cooking. You're incredibly talented.
01:17:26It's not that.
01:17:29What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:33What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:36What if I lose the last connection that I have to my mom?
01:17:41What if I'm a disappointment?
01:17:47Do you really believe that?
01:17:55Hey, you could never be a disappointment.
01:18:00You hear me?
01:18:03And as for your mother, I bet she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams.
01:18:10She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:18:15This is your life, Charlotte.
01:18:18You have to be the one to live it.
01:18:20And your mom will be there with you, however and whenever you need her to be.
01:18:34I just need a minute.
01:18:44Okay.
01:19:03Yes?
01:19:06Team Tucker, I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:19:10The chef, huh?
01:19:12Charlotte, was it?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:15And I'm the one who's been living at Theta Rho.
01:19:19I knew it.
01:19:21I know my son was lying.
01:19:23I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:19:26If you work with me, I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:19:30No.
01:19:32I came to tell you that it's wrong how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:19:36Do you know that you two are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:40That's an old and dated rule to begin with, and you know it.
01:19:43They're wonderful.
01:19:45They're smart and courageous and resourceful.
01:19:48Your son, especially.
01:19:51I beg to differ.
01:19:53My son is a failure who cannot even be trusted with his own future.
01:19:59You think you know him?
01:20:01You don't know anything.
01:20:03I know that if you force him to quit, you'll lose him.
01:20:08You can help guide his path, but you can't decide it for him.
01:20:12Young lady, I am his father.
01:20:14Then act like one.
01:20:16He needs you.
01:20:25I'm sorry.
01:20:26I was just doing what I thought was right.
01:20:30For the frat.
01:20:32You should have talked with all of us then, Ev.
01:20:34If you were that unhappy, then we would have all had your back.
01:20:38I know.
01:20:39I fucked up.
01:20:42I got so mad, and I...
01:20:46I was jealous.
01:20:50No, it's not his fault.
01:20:53It's mine.
01:20:57Everett's right.
01:20:59I failed you as a leader.
01:21:02I don't listen.
01:21:04I make decisions without consulting.
01:21:06I let my personal life affect my role as president.
01:21:10All of which to say...
01:21:13I'm stepping down.
01:21:15It's the only way I can get my dad to drop everything about Charlotte
01:21:19and to leave this house alone.
01:21:21Not the only way.
01:21:24Your charter is safe.
01:21:26You're not going to lose the house.
01:21:31But my dad, he...
01:21:33I talked to him.
01:21:35I explained who I am and how important this place is.
01:21:40How important you are.
01:21:43He's agreed to let Theda Rose stand on one condition.
01:21:49I have to move out.
01:21:53What the fuck?
01:21:54It's mine.
01:21:55You cannot leave.
01:21:56I have to.
01:21:58He's not going to write the report,
01:22:00but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules.
01:22:03I'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house.
01:22:09But you have nowhere to go.
01:22:11I'm not staying.
01:22:14I decided to take RCA's offer.
01:22:18Yes!
01:22:23Congrats, Charles.
01:22:25You deserve it.
01:22:27I wish you the best of luck.
01:22:31That goes for all you guys, too.
01:22:33Oh, Eric.
01:22:40You're not going anywhere, man.
01:22:42You belong here.
01:22:44Stole from a best friend.
01:22:46And I put safety of the frat in danger.
01:22:52I don't deserve to be here.
01:22:56I say we put it to a vote.
01:22:59All in favor of Everett Stang?
01:23:01Aye.
01:23:03Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.
01:23:07Thanks.
01:23:09That means the world to me.
01:23:13We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:17Bring it in.
01:23:22Bring it in.
01:23:28Bring it in.
01:23:33I don't know what this is like, but I like it.
01:23:45You wanna go talk?
01:23:47Privately, I mean.
01:23:49Yeah.
01:24:03I need to apologize.
01:24:16I said some things that I never should have said.
01:24:20It's okay.
01:24:22You were mean, but you weren't wrong.
01:24:26You guys were about to lose everything.
01:24:28I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:24:30But what I said wasn't okay.
01:24:31No, it wasn't.
01:24:33Which is why, if we're going to continue to date,
01:24:39we have to set some ground rules.
01:24:42You still wanna date me?
01:24:44Yes.
01:24:46Under the condition that you never go behind my back like that again.
01:24:53Talk to me.
01:24:55Don't try and control me.
01:25:00I promise, Charlotte, I'll never do anything like that again.
01:25:06Rule two, you are required to make me dinner once a month.
01:25:13I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:25:16Done.
01:25:19What else?
01:25:22Kiss me.
01:25:30Okay.
01:25:41I'm gonna fall.
01:25:42No, you're not.
01:25:44Darren, what are you doing?
01:25:45Come on, don't you trust me?
01:25:48Okay.
01:25:50Ready?
01:25:51Yeah.
01:25:53Oh, my goodness.
01:25:55What is all this?
01:25:58Is that schnitzel?
01:26:00What?
01:26:01Guess that's right.
01:26:08What is going on, guys?
01:26:12We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:26:16You, Charlotte, have stolen the hearts of every guy here,
01:26:21some more than others.
01:26:23But we all voted, and we want to make you Crokington's sweetheart.
01:26:28What?
01:26:30Guys, I don't even go here anymore.
01:26:32It's our house, our rules.
01:26:36Does this mean I get to know what Crokington means?
01:26:38Don't push it.
01:26:40I've got my own proposition.
01:26:49Would you, Charlotte Withers, be my girlfriend?
01:27:09Is that a yes?
01:27:10What do you think?
01:27:16Oh, my goodness.
01:27:19Yeah, boy.
01:27:20Get it, Chase.
01:27:21What?