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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:31I wanted to go someplace special tonight
00:01:34romantic
00:01:36If you've met someone wonderful then you should spoil them it's important to find that special person you can be yourself around
00:01:45Someone you could spend the rest of your life with this calls for toast
00:01:51Here's to relationships
00:01:56To first dates
00:02:00I
00:02:04Would you excuse me for a minute, of course
00:02:23What's up miles
00:02:25He's so cute and smart I really like him I think he may be the one what kind of puppy
00:02:32Did you pick out I took him to this amazing restaurant?
00:02:36Just gave him a red rose
00:02:42He's leaving isn't he he just slipped out the door Oh miles
00:02:47Time to initiate our suicide pact
00:02:51I'm sure the times upon us death by chocolate
00:02:55I'm afraid so text me where you are
00:03:05Jeez
00:03:08Nice place
00:03:10It was before my date left me here. This will cheer you up
00:03:14What's this? It's your birthday present
00:03:18My birthday isn't for two months yet. I know I figured you could use a little happy now
00:03:23Well, hello, oh
00:03:26You've got my favorite, of course
00:03:31Don't get too excited it's not much. Oh
00:03:36Come on don't get all gushy on me
00:03:40You do have a sentimental side that's the day we met I made two of them one for you
00:03:45I
00:03:48Just want to do something that you would like don't make me regret being nice. All right
00:03:52Enough of the sappy crap
00:03:55Here is to men
00:03:58Defining the perfect man to friends to relationships being single
00:04:11Do me a favor don't let me die alone. You're not gonna be alone. I'm gonna be there holding a pillow over your face
00:04:17This is to the hangovers we're gonna have tomorrow so we agree
00:04:21To being hungover
00:04:23No, we won't grow old alone. Oh, I'm
00:04:27Never gonna be alone. In fact, I'm already drafting a list in my head of all the things I'm gonna do to our waiter
00:04:33Most of them are still illegal in 42 states
00:04:35Hey
00:04:38Hey, I'm serious, come on, you know that I'm always gonna be here for you. All right, I can tell you're obsessing over this already
00:04:46I'll make you a deal if in ten years, we're both still single. Neither of us have found anybody
00:04:53We'll be boyfriends a couple together forever
00:04:59Backup plan
00:05:01You serious sure here you're the one who's
00:05:05Going to school to be a fancy attorney
00:05:07Write something up. I will sign it make it
00:05:10Legally binding so I have ten years then to find love before you're 35
00:05:19Just being in love here is the ten years of freedom
00:05:22You
00:05:46Happy now, huh?
00:05:48Unbelievable
00:05:51Unbelievable
00:06:16They are
00:06:18Made you those appetizers you like for the imported goat cheese
00:06:22Please sit down. I
00:06:25Will but trust me you don't want dinner to burn
00:06:31Just smell great. What is it?
00:06:33Eggplant Sorrento. Are you kidding me? That's my favorite. I know I called your mother
00:06:38You're making my mom's eggplant Sorrento
00:06:41Well, you've been working a lot recently. So I thought it'd be nice to do something extra special for you. I
00:06:46Can't believe you called my mother
00:06:49It's a tad scary
00:06:52Sit relax, it's a h6 cabinet. I'm back in a few
00:07:11They won't get your movie tonight
00:07:13Can't man got plans already
00:07:15Start with a cold beer and then with a sticky towel the best nights do
00:07:20Looks like it's just you and me again tonight, buddy
00:07:22Hey, you're the one who insists on being straight. Look, why don't you just come out with me tonight, huh?
00:07:27You give me ten minutes. I will get you in so hot
00:07:29You can eat breakfast lunch and dinner off of it. I prefer my partners not to have the same equipment as me
00:07:35Not me. I prefer the same
00:07:37or bigger
00:07:39Hey your loss
00:07:44I
00:07:44knew David
00:07:46Say hello to David
00:07:47Is it really that easy for you, dude? That's the beauty of being a man. Look, there's no whining and dying five minutes
00:07:53We'll have had a beer 15 minutes. We'll be in the sack 60 minutes. I'll be at home watching pay-per-view
00:07:58It's amazing. You should try it. Well, if you put it that way
00:08:03Seriously, hell no
00:08:14Oh
00:08:17Someone was hungry and thirsty here taste are you ever gonna sit down? I'd really like to talk
00:08:30Wow
00:08:31That is good. It's exactly my mom makes it good. Now. I want to hear all about your day come to the table
00:08:38We'll talk over dinner
00:08:40I don't even know what to say. How about let's eat
00:08:56Hi, I'm
00:08:58David
00:09:00Hi, I'm Brody
00:09:02Nice to meet you. What is it with you guys introducing yourselves? Like you don't already know who I am. I mean
00:09:09You have sent me so many pictures of yourself that I probably know you better than your own doctor does I
00:09:15Don't know. Do you have a better way of greeting someone at the door? How about hey Brody? Come on in you
00:09:23want a beer
00:09:24Hi Brody, come on in. Do you want a beer? No, I'm good
00:09:29You look terrified
00:09:31First time on Grander
00:09:33No
00:09:35Maybe
00:09:37Yeah, okay, well relax we're gonna have fun how about you you you want a beer actually I'd love one, okay
00:09:53Well, that's a nice compliment
00:09:57That was amazing, I'm glad
00:10:00How'd the client meeting go today? I hope you got all the I'm thinking of you text. I sent. Yep all ten
00:10:08You seem a little
00:10:10Tired tonight. Why don't you just take your shoes off relax?
00:10:16I'm just
00:10:18I'm trying to figure out the best way to talk to you about something as long as it's not let's see other people
00:10:28You want to see other people I'm just thinking that we're moving too fast
00:10:32We've been dating a month I see you once a week for dinner and sex and I do all the work for both
00:10:37How is that possibly moving too fast? I just want to pump the brakes a bit
00:10:40Well, do you think you could have pumped them on a day? I didn't spend cooking an elaborate dinner and planning erotic massages
00:10:47Wow
00:10:52Miles
00:10:55One day you are going to make someone the most amazing husband
00:10:58The most amazing husband just not yet
00:11:04No
00:11:10I'm gonna leave
00:11:29Miles say hello to David
00:11:33Hello David, it's always a pleasure meeting one of Brody's hookups, especially after I've just been dumped
00:11:41What happened you have to ask you want me to come over
00:11:47That depends do you like strawberries infused with cognac hand-dipped in dark chocolate, I'll be right there
00:11:58Hmm
00:12:03Since when did you start Martha Stewart?
00:12:06One does what one has to to get a man. I've had a lot of men
00:12:09I have never injected a strawberry with cognac before well
00:12:14Not in literal sense
00:12:17Well, it doesn't matter anyway
00:12:21Done I'm in my mid-30s
00:12:23It's time to acknowledge the fact I'm destined to become a gay spinster the fault of dog
00:12:27However, I didn't discuss me. I'd be a gay cliche
00:12:30Trust me. You don't need a small dog to be gay cliche
00:12:34Thanks, either way. I'm tired and done
00:12:38Sick of chasing men only to have my heart broken every time. Okay enough
00:12:42I'm taking you shopping if you're gonna be single you need the proper tools. I'm afraid of you right now
00:12:47You're smarter than you look
00:12:49Come on
00:12:54If I know you a kinky evening of sex means using
00:12:57Your left hand and your toy arseholes nothing more than a two-year-old jar of lube
00:13:02Look being single requires the proper equipment and there's no better place to get it than here. Ah
00:13:09Flesh jack better than the real mouth. Why?
00:13:13Because it doesn't speak
00:13:17Dildo no more gambling with what's on the other side of the zipper
00:13:20Nothing is worse than unwrapping the whopper only to find they skimped on the pickle now you can come home to Jeff Stryker every night. Oh
00:13:29Mini projector now you can watch your favorite pornos in HD above your head
00:13:35One can see you've done extensive research on the subject. Hey, I may not be good at many things
00:13:40But the things I'm good at I'm an expert in minty fresh
00:13:46Here
00:13:50Mm-hmm Richard, thank you very much. I enjoy sir
00:14:00Can't believe you make me eat here. Are you kidding me? Everyone knows the best food in LA comes from the food trucks
00:14:05Yeah, so does he Kola? Oh, hey, I got you something
00:14:12It's a sex toy
00:14:14If this goes where I think it goes you and I are gonna have a big problem, buddy
00:14:19Cousins trust me. You're gonna like this. I went shopping with miles last night. I
00:14:24Was trying to cheer him up. He just broke up with his newest boyfriend another one. I feel so bad for that guy
00:14:30Yeah, I mean to Miles is a bit much. No, I meant miles
00:14:36You feel bad for miles don't if you want to pity someone try me
00:14:41Miles and I made a deal ten years ago that if we were still single by the time we were 35
00:14:45We would be a couple that's ridiculous miles is a successful smart lawyer you can do so much better than you know, right?
00:14:52Wait, what? I don't even know why you're complaining. I think it's a great idea
00:14:55No lucky to have a guy like miles. That is the last thing in the world. I need. Yeah, you're crazy
00:15:00But we both know that
00:15:01Sounds like if you don't want to be miles his next boyfriend, you're gonna do something about it quick
00:15:07Miles turns 35 in one month. We have 30 days to find miles a boyfriend. No, not we you
00:15:15You
00:15:24It's open
00:15:27Hey, you ready for boys? No. Yeah. Okay. Get your drink. I
00:15:33Trained you will know I got it
00:15:37Hey, can we stop by my place? I don't have time to go back to the station. Sure. Whatever you need to do
00:15:46Oh, I waited all day for that
00:15:49What are you looking at? It's just I rarely see you in a uniform
00:15:53You're like a man in uniform who doesn't
00:15:57What do you think? I think you look less like a real cop more like a male stripper
00:16:03It's no wonder you're so easily able to catch the bad guys, oh really, huh little male stripper, okay
00:16:16I've you've been a bad boy. Hmm. I may have broken a few someone to give you a hard time
00:16:31We should get going yeah, you should go I'll get my keys I'll get my I'll be at the car
00:16:46a
00:16:52Go-go bar. Hey every once in a while that guy's got to get his gay on if you're worried about not being gay enough
00:16:58I'd say you're good for the next year
00:17:01Maybe ten ha two martinis so dirty the health department. I'll shut your ass down for serving him
00:17:07What is it with you and go-go bars? Hey now I have four of my favorite things booze music hot
00:17:14Almost naked men, that's three
00:17:19You shouldn't snub your nose at go-go bars, they are very important tool in the gay man's
00:17:24sexual arsenal
00:17:26Like candles and chocolate dipped strawberries. Yes, and no look you need less romance and more sex
00:17:33Okay, bear with me define a go-go boy
00:17:36young
00:17:38Fit attractive male wearing next to nothing thrusting his engorged
00:17:45Let's just say he's a sexy man. Yes, exactly. Sexy men are visual animals
00:17:50look, we see a hot guy we get turned on go-go boys are just eye candy here to
00:17:55Stimulate our adrenaline boost our testosterone
00:17:58Okay, so they're here to tease you can't have them. You can just look and
00:18:04gently touch
00:18:06It's all fine, but it has nothing to do with me that is where you're wrong it has everything to do with you
00:18:14Guys want them but they go home with me finally. Yes, you want a man these boys will help you get one
00:18:20Yeah
00:18:20But I want someone who cares about me
00:18:22Not someone who has sex with me while thinking about some greased up muscle twink in the g-string sex is sex for you
00:18:31You need to relax, okay look
00:18:34See that cutie over there. He's serving up mouth shots. Go get it along with possible meningitis
00:18:39I think I'll stick with my cocktail out of my
00:18:42partially clean glass
00:18:45I'd rather not I know but do it anyway
00:18:49Here you go
00:18:51I
00:19:01Got a minute. No. No, I'm up to my nose in briefs and not the good kind. Hmm
00:19:12What is wrong with men oh
00:19:14At least it's not a complicated question. Let me clear my calendar for the next decade and we can figure it out
00:19:20Do you have any idea what it is like to have an ovary full of eggs screaming fertilize me
00:19:25And that's a whole new dimension to the misery of being single
00:19:28No, and I don't want to either. In fact, I'd rather not discuss it being gay
00:19:32He does not excuse you from having to deal with this. I'm pretty sure it does
00:19:38Besides I'm newly single now, too. Oh
00:19:41Soon it'll be time for you and Brody to be a couple. How sweet. No, and when did I tell you about that?
00:19:50If I know Brody's probably forgotten all about it remind him and videotapes expression when you do it'll be a good one
00:19:57I'm planning on Brody not remembering a little plan. Why he's a great catch and so hot. He's not relationship material
00:20:04Well, what about the two of you just fooling around?
00:20:07I cannot understand how your best friend is a sexy cop and you have not hooked up yet
00:20:11Contrary to what you may think gay people don't all just sleep with each other. Really?
00:20:15I didn't get that memo and neither did the rest of West Hollywood
00:20:21Brody's my friend. You don't sleep with your friends
00:20:25How's it I've never heard of any of these rules I swear you make them up as you go along
00:20:29Well Brody and I don't see each other that way. Don't tell me you're not his type Brody only has one type
00:20:36facing down
00:20:41Okay, thanks
00:20:50You
00:21:20You
00:21:50Oh
00:22:17Great
00:22:20Oh
00:22:50Hey, Brody
00:22:53Someone's getting busy, huh? Oh, wow
00:22:56No, talk about incriminating evidence
00:23:00I'm just cleaning up. Everything is covered in lube
00:23:05It's not it looks like what do you want Brody I
00:23:09Just called to tell you that I went south of the border and I'm not talking about a little road trip to Tijuana
00:23:13I just made it with a smoking hot Latino puppy. Dude. I don't know what's gotten into me lately
00:23:19Probably about nine inches quick nice
00:23:25Well, I was having a nice night by myself I can tell
00:23:32Read a good book play cards
00:23:34I was about to get into this big soft bed without some strange guy next to me snoring and farting his way through the night
00:23:41Mm-hmm
00:23:44Yeah
00:23:48I'm gonna find you the perfect
00:23:51guy
00:23:53No, no, dude, I'm your best friend who is more qualified than me to find a guy for you
00:24:00Argument is compelling and as always disconcerting
00:24:04Trust me. I have met a lot of great guys over the years
00:24:08And if I wasn't a confirmed bachelor, I would have scooped one of them up myself. But hey, my loss is your gain
00:24:14I'm gonna find you a husband buddy. You better buckle up because we're going on a manhunt. I'll praise for impact. Bye
00:24:25Hi, I'm Miles, it's really nice to meet you Brody told me a lot about you
00:24:30I'm Stu. It's so funny. You picked this place. It's my favorite coffee shop and you bought me in Eclair. I love these
00:24:38Here's a double decaf soy latte, too. I like to do my research before I meet some
00:24:43When you say you like to do your research before you meet someone
00:24:46What exactly do you mean by that? I like to know who I'm meeting
00:24:50It's just a standard Google Facebook LinkedIn search before I meet them, you know, see if we're compatible find out what you're into
00:24:58So you do this kind of investigation with every guy you go out with
00:25:02It helps me come up with some things to talk about
00:25:04There's nothing worse than meeting a guy for the first time and having nothing to talk about
00:25:10My research also helps me do things like this
00:25:13It's
00:25:16Your favorite flower I
00:25:19Also know you play lacrosse in high school. You love to go camping. You have a French bulldog named Doug
00:25:26Could you excuse me for one moment I am
00:25:29Do you want me to order for you?
00:25:31Vanilla latte extra foam extra hot, right? Oh
00:25:36Wow, my sister just texted. She just pulled a rusty nail. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to take her to the hospital
00:25:43Call me
00:25:56What up, okay, I officially give up no more men
00:26:00Okay, let's start with the mildly overdramatic and work our way back to partially sane. I'm like kryptonite to my Superman
00:26:07I'll never find someone to love me
00:26:09You're probably just coming on too strong buddy, look you just need to relax, you know get to know someone have a little fun
00:26:16So it is me
00:26:18It's not you. Look I'm just setting you up with the wrong guys. Give me one more chance. No, I'm heading straight to the kennel
00:26:25I'm gonna pick out a little white dog. I'm gonna plan to spend the rest of my days alone
00:26:29Come on, one more chance one date. I promise
00:26:32Okay, I'll consider one more date under one condition, it's non-negotiable
00:26:38What are your terms counselor?
00:26:41Will you come with?
00:26:43I won't do this alone
00:26:45Look you pick out a day for me and I'll pick out somewhere for you if you're there
00:26:50Then you'll get to witness the disaster first hand. It's like having
00:26:54box seats of
00:26:55NASCAR event where you know, there's gonna be a multi-car pilot before it's all over
00:27:00Well as long as you're going into with such a positive attitude positive, I'm gonna end up alone again at the end of the evening
00:27:06Bye
00:27:16I hope you like this place. They have the best stuffed mushrooms. I love stuffed mushrooms. I had them the last time I was
00:27:23When my date decided to ditch me. Oh
00:27:25Sorry, well, uh, hopefully tonight will be better for you. Here's to not being dumb tonight. Wow. Sorry
00:27:32My house can be a tad bit depressing and it's having the way to remove all the sharp objects from the table. You're an
00:27:40You don't recognize me do you
00:27:44Grinder
00:27:47I tried to message you a couple times, but you uh, you didn't answer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:27:52I tried to message you a couple times, but you uh
00:27:56Never responded. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm not really good with technology. Just a
00:28:00simple farm boy
00:28:02Oh, yeah, where are you from?
00:28:04New york
00:28:06Also, how was the harvest in manhattan this season?
00:28:11I'm originally from colombia
00:28:13My parents are farmers
00:28:15organic coffee trade
00:28:17There's no such thing as organic coffee. Here's just a marketing ploy to drive up the cost of beans
00:28:22My family's in the coffee business, too. We sell espresso machines and roasted beans mostly organic
00:28:29What's your family name fiore
00:28:32I've heard that name before
00:28:33I think my family supplies your coffee bean get out of here. I'm serious
00:28:37I'm a total coffee whore double decaf latte extra soy extra foam extra hot
00:28:42You don't want to know what I do for one of those before work in the morning
00:28:46And you said that was just a little vanilla froth in the corner of your mouth the other day
00:28:50Hey, what goes on between my barista and I is my business
00:28:54Do you know vincent
00:28:57Vincent fiore, he's only my brother
00:29:00You serious?
00:29:01Yes, what an awesome guy? Yeah, vincent's been trying to get me to travel with him for years
00:29:05I mean, I think he's even told me about your farm. No way. Yes
00:29:09We have 1 000 acres of the luscious farmland you've ever seen. So how about them dodgers, huh?
00:29:14I don't follow sports. Yeah sports are what straight guys talk about when they have nothing better to say. Come on
00:29:19Yeah, right
00:29:21I'm starting to regret having the way to remove those sharp objects from the table. Yeah, I know give me a minute
00:29:25I'll forge a ship out of a breadstick
00:29:27Do you think they would notice if we left? I've always wanted to be the guy that leaves
00:29:32Miles that is a horrible thing to do to your date. I know you're right. I'm, sorry
00:29:36I didn't say we shouldn't do it. I just said it was a horrible thing to do which is what makes it so fun
00:29:41Excuse me
00:29:44I'm gonna go too
00:29:49Oh
00:29:57Well, that went predictably bad
00:30:00Oh, i'll give you that much tonight needs to end with a stiff drink
00:30:05scotch
00:30:06No, I gotta be me and mom. Come on. Hang out chill. You don't have to rush home to jeff striker
00:30:11jeff striker
00:30:15Oh the dildo oh
00:30:19Here
00:30:22You know, I can send my cleaning lady over if you want she's only 75 bucks a visit she'll bring her own napalm
00:30:28Hey, I made a path to the couch that counts or something, right?
00:30:32You need someone to take care of you. No, I need to hire a maid
00:30:36Everyone needs someone even you what are you afraid of god of being nagged to death about being single?
00:30:42Oh, let me get you a man
00:30:45Give me your phone
00:30:49Give me your phone
00:30:51All right, take your shirt off what
00:30:53Take your shirt off
00:30:55No, you're not putting up half-naked pictures of me on the internet. No way. Oh my god. It's not the internet. It is an app
00:31:01Everyone does it look
00:31:03You need to try something different for a change. No
00:31:07How do you do it very well and often on all fours
00:31:12Trust me it is better than being alone
00:31:16I'm, really not comfortable with this
00:31:18It's all about advertising if you want to catch a fish
00:31:21You got to show them your worm
00:31:23Nobody's seeing my worm
00:31:26And the shirt stays on it's non-negotiable
00:31:29Fine leave the shirt on
00:31:31I'll smile and say
00:31:33I'm a bad little boy. I was looking for a sex of daddy
00:31:37cheese
00:31:41Cheese will do
00:31:43You
00:31:47Look at that. Oh my god, it's that it's beautiful. No, it's awful. Delete it. No way
00:31:57I have got to delete this
00:32:03Wow, okay
00:32:08Wow
00:32:13So
00:32:43Cute
00:32:47Cute
00:32:49I like the uh
00:32:51Abercrombie meets
00:32:53Mob cabin republican thing you got going on
00:32:57I gotta tell you i've never done this kind of thing before and what kind of thing is that?
00:33:01Meet up with a guy I don't know in the middle of the night. What do you think so far? I'm nervous
00:33:07Adorable you want to come in?
00:33:10You're not gonna kill me. Are you?
00:33:12Do you really think that someone who's playing i'm killing you is gonna answer that question with a yes
00:33:18You're like taking your chances
00:33:20I wasn't planning on reviewing. I was this neurotic until much later cat's out of the bag now
00:33:27Offer still stands
00:33:42Okay
00:33:52Can I get you a drink I got whiskey beer vodka i'm fine
00:33:58Hey
00:33:59No, i'm good
00:34:01You mind
00:34:08Are you sure i'm fine
00:34:12Yeah
00:34:15So what happens now
00:34:19Whatever you want
00:34:27I don't bite very hard at first
00:34:32Sure I can change your mind about that drink
00:34:38Make it a double
00:34:42Me to be
00:34:55What's up, bud
00:34:58Took your advice
00:35:00Where are you? I'm at this seriously hot guy's house
00:35:04Don't even say you did it. I will not believe you. This is so hot
00:35:09Where are you? His name is hunter
00:35:12Yeah, i'm sure it is
00:35:14Here comes I gotta go. I'll call you later. Hey, wait
00:35:21Was that your backup plan? Oh, no, it's just my buddy. He always calls me whenever he meets a hot guy. So
00:35:30I just called him
00:35:33Flattered i'm, sorry, you can get it if you want just one second
00:35:42What do you want what are you doing i'm taking your advice
00:35:46My advice. Yeah me people have fun. Look I gotta go. I don't want to be rude. I'll call you later
00:35:52Hey, wait
00:35:54No, i'll call you later
00:36:01That was ridiculous, I know um
00:36:04Now i'm embarrassed. No, no, don't worry. It was sweet. It was good. It was good
00:36:08Now i'm embarrassed no, no, don't worry it was sweet
00:36:14Well, if there's no one else you'd like to ring up at midnight are you ready to get to know each other
00:36:22Do you mind if we just hang out tonight
00:36:25Oh, oh, okay. Um
00:36:29No worries. I'm down with whatever
00:36:32You sure?
00:36:34Yeah, that's fine
00:36:37I just assumed it was what you wanted. Um, i'm not really like that
00:36:44Me neither i'm really just a simple
00:36:47romantic home buddy
00:36:50i'm good with just
00:36:52Hanging out tonight. That's that's very cool. You just seem like a really great guy
00:37:00I do
00:37:02Yeah
00:37:06You know if you want to put your hand on my leg again, I won't freak out I promise
00:37:32So
00:37:50Oh
00:37:51How sweet
00:37:53Well, that was certainly hot
00:37:57I needed that
00:37:58Listen, I need to go I I have class
00:38:02Oh, no. What are you studying?
00:38:05It's an aerobics class
00:38:07Oh, is it tough?
00:38:09It's actually quite fun. No, I mean getting back to the 1980s when they actually taught aerobics
00:38:15It's coming back. I'll have you know
00:38:17I have to remember to tell my leg warmers that what are leg warmers?
00:38:22You're kidding me
00:38:24no, and unfortunately, I don't have time to find out I
00:38:28Need to leave
00:38:30I have to be there at 11. Oh my god. It's 11
00:38:42Hey, what happened to you you never called me back last night
00:38:45It's diane
00:38:46Brody, do you know where miles is?
00:38:48Well, did you try him at home?
00:38:51It's a wonder you're not a detective yet
00:38:53Uh, I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night. Well, he had a client meeting on the books at 9 30 and he missed it
00:39:00Uh, okay. Um, let me go check in on him. I'll get back to you in 10 minutes
00:39:05Thank you
00:39:08Miles you in there? Don't you have the key?
00:39:13What a new key for huh
00:39:16Is there a problem officers?
00:39:17No, sir. We're just uh
00:39:19Responding to a call
00:39:21You know miles I do
00:39:23Quiet fella, but nice always a hello in the hallway
00:39:26Ray's right smells good, too
00:39:30What'd he do?
00:39:31Uh, he didn't do anything. We're just checking on him. Did you happen to see him last night? Nope
00:39:36Don't think he came home or I would have heard him
00:39:38I hear everything even with this bad ear. I catch it all
00:39:43Let me know if you need my help
00:39:45I'm a vigilante, you know
00:39:48I think we got it covered but thank you for your help anything for officers of the law
00:39:54Keep up the good work boys
00:40:00So
00:40:12Miles miles you here miles
00:40:19Miles
00:40:26Wow, who's his roommate? Mr. Clean
00:40:30Yeah
00:40:32Karath silver shaker, who does he entertain here? James bond?
00:40:42When blockbuster runs out of dvds to rent do they come here and borrow a few from miles?
00:40:46Okay enough with the running commentary. Can you just see if you can find something please like what dust good luck with that
00:40:56Come on
00:41:00He never came home last night
00:41:02I'm sure he's fine. Yeah famous last words before they find his body in a dumpster
00:41:05Look, we need to put an apb out and get more eyes out
00:41:08They're looking for him now before we sound the alarm. Let's stop by his office. See what we can find
00:41:13relax
00:41:14It'll be fine. Just one quick stop. Okay? Okay
00:41:30There you are
00:41:32Thanks for covering. Wait a second. Why do you look like this? Is this a walk of shame?
00:41:36I'm, not ashamed of anything when you obviously didn't do it, right? I wouldn't be so sure about that
00:41:40Okay
00:41:41I want to hear everything and it had better be filthy phone numbers names descriptions
00:41:46Is video asking too much a gentleman never kisses and tells?
00:41:50A gentleman who doesn't tell is asking for a beating
00:41:53Okay, but only because i'm afraid of you right now. Wait hold that thought
00:41:57Before you start I have to call brody and have him call off the SWAT team. He's going to send after you
00:42:05I was just calling you see I told you he was fine. Has he been here the whole time?
00:42:11He just got here. Hence me trying to call you. Hey, i'm standing right here
00:42:16Diane called she said you didn't come into work. She made us all nervous
00:42:19I just came in a little bit. You really didn't have to call brody. Don't blame me. It's my maternal instincts. I'm a slave to them
00:42:27Suddenly this day has just taken a turn for the better
00:42:30Hello
00:42:31My name is diane
00:42:33I hope you enjoy the softer of the two sexes. Hi, i'm officer garcia and I do
00:42:42Where were you I thought something happened something did
00:42:45He was just about to tell me all the sordid details. I'm dying to hear them
00:42:49I have a feeling that most of them are filthy. Well, I can't right now
00:42:52I've got a ton of words to catch up on so now if you'd excuse me
00:42:57Are you serious is he serious?
00:42:59Look, would you can you give us a minute? You take all the time you need
00:43:03You come with me
00:43:08Okay, what were you doing
00:43:09What are you thinking going to some strange guy's house in the middle of the night for a hookup?
00:43:12It was your idea. I'm trying new things. Plus you do it all the time. Yeah, i'm different than you how?
00:43:19I'm a cop. I can defend myself unlike you. Oh, please
00:43:24miles
00:43:25I know guys some of them are real creeps. I see what people are capable of look
00:43:29I appreciate your concern. Really I do but I can take care of myself
00:43:33Thank you
00:43:34Really?
00:43:35Like that time those girl scouts talked you into buying a dozen boxes of cookies. That wasn't my fault
00:43:41There were four of them only one of me
00:43:44So do you have a first name officer garcia? It's richard
00:43:50As in
00:43:52Yes, richard
00:43:55Uh-huh
00:43:56I can see that you're packing a lot of equipment. Well, we're outfitted with the proper gear to handle any situation
00:44:04I can see that
00:44:07Look I gotta get to work. Can we fight about this later? Maybe if i'm not too busy dad
00:44:16So
00:44:17What does a girl have to do to get her hands on your nightstick? Well, it's actually bigger than it looks if you
00:44:21Keep let's go
00:44:25It's nice meeting you you too
00:44:32So, what's the deal with diane, oh, I know i'm sorry you get stuck with her she is a psycho
00:44:38I felt like a piece of meat for her to chew on and spit out
00:44:42How awesome is that?
00:44:43wait
00:44:45What muy caliente diane as in?
00:44:48You and diane no, no, no, no, that is a bad idea the two you could not be more
00:44:54Different friction is what makes the heat my friend. Oh besides i'm packing and I carry a gun
00:45:01Let's leave the bad sexual puns to me
00:45:05So what happened with miles?
00:45:08Oh, he
00:45:10Went home with some guy last night. It's great. Your plan worked
00:45:14Yeah, I guess it did right you should be happy you're off the hook beer's on me you pick the place deal
00:45:27Yeah
00:45:28He clearly doesn't know I carry a gun. Hey, I have gone to plenty of bars with you
00:45:32You can get your go-go on with me in that case when I need another drink
00:45:36here
00:45:38Oh
00:45:44Hmm
00:45:48Hey, what the hell
00:45:52I'm sorry, you just you caught me off guard. I was gonna warn you about that
00:45:59No, you weren't they're called mouse shots for a reason. What the hell other kinds of shots are there? Well, don't answer that
00:46:07All right, I gotta run. Where are you going? I told diane I meet up with her after she got off of work
00:46:14Don't forget your handcuffs
00:46:34Could this be love that I feel so strong so deep and so real
00:46:44Could this be love that I feel
00:46:50Someone's having wwf smackdown scream until your neighbor's being on the wall style sex it shows
00:46:57Talking about myself and my spicy latino lover
00:47:00you and richard
00:47:01It's kind of like a spin class hot and sweaty but with handcuffs a nightstick and pepper spray. Okay pepper spray is too much
00:47:10How are you and hunter doing judging by the recent playlist of 80s love songs i'd say it's going pretty well
00:47:17Oh, you really are an easy bake oven away from being a 12 year old girl, aren't you?
00:47:21Thank you
00:47:37You okay partner I took the new recruits out last night to amali's I don't know which is worse
00:47:42The gay bars are the irish ones. I guess it depends on what you're looking for at the end of the rainbow
00:47:47At this point I would settle for a well-hung leprechaun that's why i'm glad i'm dating again
00:47:52I'm in bed by 10 p.m
00:47:54I'm ever in bed by 10 put a bullet in me
00:47:57I'm telling you these past two weeks have been great and sex with diane is amazing which reminds me. I need some more pepper spray
00:48:04I'm
00:48:06Not even gonna ask besides the image of diane having sex is not something I want stuck in my head all day
00:48:11Really because I do
00:48:13Yeah
00:48:14Speaking of which it's been two weeks for miles and his boyfriend
00:48:17I know because i'm patiently waiting for him to get dumped again. Well, that's a kind of positive healthy supportive best friend deserves. Hey, i'm just
00:48:24Waiting in the wings like I always do for when he gets his heart broken again face it you miss him
00:48:31You don't know what you're talking about if you say so, but I do know this if you were my friend and I missed him
00:48:37I'd grab a couple of beers get some chinese food and go over to his place after work. Well
00:48:43You're not me and I don't need your advice
00:48:54Come in
00:48:56Oh, hey
00:48:58Brody
00:48:59I thought it would be nice if I surprised you with dinner. That's actually a really nice surprise, but I already have plans I can
00:49:07See you have plans. Are you having limeraci over for dinner? What is this?
00:49:11It's hunter's first time coming over tonight
00:49:14I wanted to do
00:49:16Something special. Oh
00:49:18well
00:49:19We can do something another night
00:49:21You you know, you don't have to go you can join us if you want. Don't be ridiculous. You know, I don't do threesomes
00:49:29Since when
00:49:35It's too much, isn't it what no it's
00:49:39Ridiculous and over the top but it's you and that's what I think is so nice about it
00:49:44other guys might find it terrifying, but I
00:49:48I think it's wonderful
00:49:50You like that about me what that you're a psycho. Yes. It makes me feel more
00:49:55normal
00:49:59Look finish getting ready and we'll do something tomorrow happy hour. Yeah
00:50:05See you tomorrow then later
00:50:35You
00:50:42Hello stone i'll see you in five minutes
00:51:05So
00:51:17Hey birdie stone
00:51:19Come on and have a drink
00:51:21I can see you've done this before maybe once or twice. So how you want to do this?
00:51:28Quickly i've got dinner in an hour. I'm fine being an appetizer
00:51:32Yeah
00:51:34Just so you know you're gonna be late for dessert
00:51:40Fine by me
00:51:45Ignore it it's probably my date tonight. He's obsessive-compulsive how annoying I know, right?
00:51:55I'm, sorry, I can't just just get it. I'll send it to voice
00:52:02Oh
00:52:05Please tell me your name is not hunter. No, of course. It's not
00:52:11Thank god hunters my hookup name like stone. Oh
00:52:17Sure if you want me to tap
00:52:20No as in
00:52:22What's the problem man? I really wanted you to turn out to be a good guy. I am a good guy
00:52:29I
00:52:31Well, maybe not marriage material but I I gotta go
00:52:38Dude chill out. This is not a big deal
00:52:41Actually, it is miles is my best friend and he is going to freak out when he finds out that I hooked up with his
00:52:47boyfriend
00:52:48Boyfriend, we're not boyfriends. Miles is a nice guy in a decent way, but that's about where it ends
00:52:55Don't make me knock you out
00:52:57Hey, you're in my house remember
00:52:59Okay, look this is how this is gonna go. You go have dinner with miles and you don't say anything about this. Look this
00:53:06Never happened. You know what? I really think you should leave. I'm serious now
00:53:10I'm not done here. Yeah, you are and if you don't leave i'll call the cops
00:53:14I'm a cop
00:53:17Yeah, well if that's the case then i'll just call miles and tell him I hooked up with his best friend the cop
00:53:23Okay
00:53:24Calm down. Look
00:53:26I'll go but I just I need you to promise that you're not going to be in miles
00:53:29Okay, just go have dinner with him. Don't say anything about this. I am asking you
00:53:34nicely
00:53:36see
00:53:37Now you're being a good boy
00:53:38Just so you know, i'll do what I want and i'll start by throwing you out. Got it
00:53:43I got it good. I'm glad we're on the same page again
00:53:48Now leave
00:53:54So
00:54:24So
00:54:51Hey miles
00:54:55Hunter broke up with me
00:54:58Oh, i'm so sorry mouse
00:55:04Could you come over death by chocolate
00:55:11Death by homemade tiramisu
00:55:16I'll be right there
00:55:21Ah
00:55:24One day you were gonna find a guy who sees what a great catch you are you were gonna make someone the best husband
00:55:33What about you
00:55:35I am
00:55:36Not a catch. Well, that's not true. Yes
00:55:39It is look i'm not like you
00:55:43Anybody who would pass up an amazing evening like this with you
00:55:50Is a fool
00:55:53Well
00:55:54Obviously doing something wrong
00:55:56you have lousy taste in men take
00:55:59Hunter let's not talk about him. I think we should no, I really don't want to let me finish
00:56:10Anybody who would break up with you in a text is a creep and not worth your time you think I don't know them
00:56:16Didn't even text him back
00:56:19I'm sick of being mistreated by guys that don't appreciate me
00:56:23I'm sick of being mistreated by guys that don't appreciate me
00:56:26Good for you miles
00:56:30Yeah
00:56:31Can we just move on?
00:56:34Let's
00:56:35Let's just enjoy the fact we're hanging out together. Yes, let's make
00:56:39Tonight about this amazing tiramisu you made
00:56:42and us
00:56:43and us
00:56:52Run this by me one more time. Why didn't you tell him what happened the other night?
00:56:57I just couldn't
00:56:59If you knew miles and how upset it would make him trust me. You would not have told him either actually. Yes, I would have
00:57:05miles
00:57:06Can't handle these things. He's a grown man. Yeah on the outside maybe but on the inside he's all
00:57:12Hello kitty
00:57:14He's never gonna find out. Huh? That's not how it works. Trust me. They always find out
00:57:19And even if they don't you always think in the back of your head that they know something but just aren't saying anything
00:57:23Wow, does someone have a little baggage or a past relation if they like to talk about?
00:57:27Let's just say I have to learn the hard way fine. I'll
00:57:31Talk to him tonight
00:57:35Okay
00:57:37So
00:57:46How you doing
00:57:48I liked him. He was he was a great guy
00:57:50He wasn't that great
00:57:52Hi brody martini. No, thanks. I'm probably just gonna get it thrown in my face
00:57:59What did you do can I just start off by saying that it was not my fault
00:58:04That is the worst way to start a conversation that's like saying
00:58:08I know this looks bad or this is just gonna hurt a little bit. I can tell already. This is
00:58:13Not going to end. Well, i've known you over 10 years. Nothing you can say is gonna bother me or surprise me anymore. Just tell me
00:58:21I
00:58:22Ran hunter's id down at the station
00:58:25His real name is stephen adams. He's from nebraska
00:58:28Well, I know where he's from. I didn't know his name wasn't hunter. Yeah, and it's not stone either
00:58:33That's my point. What's the point and who's stone exactly neither of us knew his real name. Just tell me what happened
00:58:42After I left your place the other night I went on grinder to meet someone
00:58:51You hooked up with hunter I didn't know it was him he said his name was stone
00:58:54I mean who uses that name? Anyway, he texted me on grinder. I went over there
00:58:58I I did not know what I was doing was wrong. I would never do that to you. You suck
00:59:03How was I supposed to know it's not like you introduced me to the guy you were the one that ruined this for me
00:59:07I met a great guy and you just couldn't stand it. He is not a great guy
00:59:11Believe me and certainly not the prince charming you think he is trust me hunter is a creep trust you
00:59:19Think about it miles it's always the same thing with you you bring this on yourself
00:59:24You keep thinking that some one guy is gonna be exactly what you need to be happy
00:59:28It is not the case never will be
00:59:33You
00:59:35Well sadly that's true, isn't it
00:59:38You're right things gotta change
00:59:40I gotta go. Sorry. I can't do this anymore. Wait, what martini dirty?
00:59:49Miles miles
01:00:03You
01:00:06Look at this guy
01:00:07He didn't even attempt to slow down when he saw us
01:00:10So light him up. He was only going 40. He's speeding right in front of us
01:00:14People need to learn to respect authority light him up. It's not a big deal. I said let's get him
01:00:20So now you're that cop that chases down an 87 corolla for going 15 miles over the speed limit. Yes
01:00:28You really need to straighten this thing out with miles
01:00:31I i've tried calling texting emailing him. He obviously doesn't want to talk to me
01:00:36I may not be the smartest guy in the world
01:00:38But I can take a hint when someone doesn't want to see me you have to go over there
01:00:41And work this out knock his door down if you have to he doesn't want to talk to you
01:00:46You're a cop for christ's sake pull your balls out of your ass and man up
01:00:50You miss him
01:00:51Make it right
01:00:55Fine
01:01:00Okay
01:01:05Miles open up
01:01:07Miles, come on open up. I need you to open up this talk to me not my time and i'm calling the cops
01:01:20Officer
01:01:22Undercover, huh?
01:01:23Sting operation I get it
01:01:26Still after miles
01:01:28Have you seen him? Nope
01:01:30What did he do he
01:01:32Didn't do anything. It's always the quiet ones
01:01:36I knew he was a bad seed
01:01:38That isn't the case, sir
01:01:41Of course, you can't say anything
01:01:43I know what's going on
01:01:45I just hope you get this
01:01:47So
01:01:58Miles come on
01:02:04Miles
01:02:10Pizza wings and beer who needs men
01:02:13Men
01:02:17We'll have more fun without them, no, we won't you're right
01:02:23Try not to about how much men suck tonight why
01:02:27It's my favorite subject
01:02:29Luckily for you. I have the perfect evening planned comfort food ice cream and
01:02:36A romantic movie
01:02:38I love that we're doing this
01:02:40I do it every day. What about richard?
01:02:43Are you kidding? It's his favorite thing two bowls of pistachio froyo twin snuggies and a romantic movie. We cry all night long
01:02:51lucky
01:02:52I know
01:02:56Diane I need to tell you something. Please don't be upset any conversation that begins with please don't be upset upsets me
01:03:05I need to start fresh get somewhere far away from here
01:03:10You're moving to the valley
01:03:11No, i'm thinking of transferring to the new york office
01:03:14There's a job opening there for a senior litigator starts next week. I know you're not gonna agree with this you want to leave
01:03:23And move to new york
01:03:25We both know I should go
01:03:27Actually, we don't I think you're running away from your problems
01:03:30Please don't make this any harder for me than it already is. I really need to do this. No, you don't
01:03:36It's an irrational impetuous and totally emotionally clouded decision I need to break this cycle and I can't do it from los angeles
01:03:47Fine
01:03:49I'll concede but only under one condition
01:03:53Let negotiations begin
01:03:55You have to let me have a going away party for you this weekend. Absolutely not
01:03:59No party just a few friends over for drinks at my place. No more than six deal
01:04:06You
01:04:10So, how are you going to tell brody that you're moving to the other side of the country
01:04:20I don't know yet. I can have richard do it
01:04:26You
01:04:34Brody
01:04:41And to think he's a cop
01:04:57So
01:05:05If you were a horse i'd be obliged to put you down
01:05:10Oh, what time is it am I late let's just say you're early for lunch. Why don't you get in the shower?
01:05:17Uh, so
01:05:19How long is this gonna go on? Just give me five minutes to take a shower. Okay
01:05:25Not the shower the self-pity and depression it's been every night this week
01:05:29Hey, I finally found something i'm good at why quit when i've almost mastered it
01:05:35Well, since you're already down i've got something else for you
01:05:38It's an invitation
01:05:40From who?
01:05:42diane
01:05:43she's
01:05:45Having a few people over
01:05:48Is miles gonna be there?
01:05:49Yep
01:05:50Hey, this is the perfect opportunity for me to smooth things out with miles in theory
01:05:59Was this diane's idea absolutely
01:06:04So you'll come hell yeah now I got something i'll look forward to
01:06:12Me too
01:06:21I
01:06:25Kept it small like you wanted I asked you not to do anything. This is my compromise
01:06:31I'll miss you
01:06:33I'm, well aware
01:06:35I still can't believe you're doing this five days on the open road will do me good
01:06:40Wait till you hit nevada you're gonna regret that decision all the way to the statue of liberty brody's here
01:06:45I'll be in the bomb shelter if anyone needs. Oh, no, you're not going anywhere. We need someone who can operate a handgun
01:06:50Hey
01:06:52Thank you so much for inviting me
01:06:55It's good to see you. So what's the occasion? You you got a promotion, right?
01:07:04Richard will you help me dear? Oh and bring a shovel
01:07:08Would you excuse us? He's going to be really busy digging a six by three foot very deep hole out back
01:07:16What was that about
01:07:18Justice isn't exactly a party for my promotion. Oh, so you didn't get a promotion
01:07:23Technically, I I did I guess you could say that well
01:07:27Congrats
01:07:28It's also a going away party
01:07:31For who
01:07:37Oh you're leaving
01:07:42Where uh when
01:07:45I head out on saturday morning drive across country to new york
01:07:51saturday to
01:07:53New york and
01:07:55This is how you tell me
01:07:57Richard was meant to you you asked
01:07:59Richard to tell me
01:08:02diane did
01:08:07How could you leave and not say anything to me
01:08:10I haven't left yet. Yeah, but you're planning on it miles
01:08:16Why because I don't have a reason to stay anymore
01:08:20I'm not a good enough reason
01:08:24You tell me brody
01:08:26look
01:08:27If this is about the hunter thing, I I told you I did not mean to mess it up for you
01:08:31I was just I was trying to protect you. I know that and i'm not mad about it anymore
01:08:36I'm the reason I need to leave I need to grow up and stop
01:08:40Looking for my prince charming to come save me. That is what I have been telling you the whole time. Well, then I agree with you
01:08:50So you think that going to new york is what's going to make you happy so start
01:08:58Well, then
01:09:01I guess that's that I guess so
01:09:09So
01:09:39Light your fire down
01:09:43So I can make you fall in love with my smile
01:10:10With me get you another one. No, i'm good. Thanks
01:10:26I'm mad at you. I know
01:10:30But being that i'm your only friend now and your partner at work, I think you're gonna have to get over it pretty quickly
01:10:35With me
01:10:39You knew that was a going away party
01:10:42I'm, sorry. I didn't tell you
01:10:45But I figure you deserve to hear directly from miles plus if I had told you he wouldn't have come and said goodbye
01:10:51You don't know me
01:10:52It's like we never even met
01:10:56You know, he's right it is better for both of us if he just
01:11:00leaves
01:11:01Well, you certainly know what's best
01:11:04I'm, not like miles. I don't need anyone. It's true. You're not miserable at all when he's gone
01:11:11Miles is a hopeless romantic. I mean all he wants is someone to love him. Yeah, so unreasonable
01:11:19And plus he's a people pleaser. I mean all he cares about is the guy he's with that's horrible
01:11:24I can see why guys would hate that miles is like a penguin. I mean he will bond to you and he's
01:11:29Dependable and trustworthy i'm really starting to hate that guy
01:11:34I mean, can you imagine if miles and I were together not at all?
01:11:39It's crazy to think that two people who cared about each other as much as you two do would ever
01:11:45Ever want to be in a relationship
01:11:47Yeah
01:11:48I know right? I mean
01:11:50If miles were the perfect guy for me, I would have realized that
01:11:54Years ago, absolutely. I mean, there's no way you would overlook something so obvious so long
01:12:00exactly
01:12:03Miles just wants to be married and
01:12:08All I want is for him to be happy
01:12:14And I guess the only way for that to happen is to remove you from his life
01:12:22Yeah, I guess
01:12:32So
01:12:52Not a care of what life held in store
01:12:59Never thought we'd ever
01:13:03Want for more
01:13:06Said we'll always have you
01:13:09and me
01:13:11my friend
01:13:13We will always have you
01:13:17and me
01:13:28Because we'll always have you and me
01:13:32my friend
01:13:35So brody
01:13:38I hope you find someone to love you. I hope you find someone we will always have you
01:13:46And me
01:13:49Me
01:14:01Dearly beloved
01:14:03We are gathered here today to bear witness
01:14:06to the matrimony of these two men
01:14:09This is a relationship that stands for love and loyalty
01:14:15And
01:14:17This is a relationship that stands for honesty and trust
01:14:22but most important
01:14:23This is a relationship
01:14:25That stands for friendship
01:14:28Because before they were lovers
01:14:31They were friends
01:14:34And it is this seed of friendship that love was their destiny
01:14:39One cannot dictate or determine the course of love
01:14:42For if love finds you worthy
01:14:46Then love directs you
01:14:51It is this sacred and holiest state which you enter into
01:14:56as one
01:14:58And if there is anyone who has just cause why these two should not
01:15:02Join as one
01:15:04Let him speak now
01:15:06Or forever hold his peace
01:15:12So
01:15:25Do you take this man to love
01:15:28honor
01:15:29and comfort
01:15:30And keep in sickness and in health
01:15:33in sadness and in joy
01:15:36And cherish and bestow upon him your deepest devotion
01:15:40For as long as you both shall live
01:15:44I do
01:15:49Then
01:15:50By the power vested in me
01:15:53I now pronounce you
01:15:56husband
01:15:58and husband
01:15:59You may now kiss your groom
01:16:09So
01:16:39So
01:16:51Come on are you kidding me?
01:17:01Oh my god, I can't come on come on come on
01:17:09So
01:17:39So
01:17:51Miles you in there miles you in there miles
01:17:58It's up to now i'm
01:18:00Sorry to disturb you sir. Sorry officer. I didn't realize it was you still haven't caught him yet
01:18:06Have you seen him today saw him this morning? He woke me up making a ruckus
01:18:10I went back to sleep, which I never do by the way damn sciatica kept me up all night
01:18:15I got one of these dial mattresses. I changed it from a four to a six thought that might help
01:18:21I slept better on my old sealy
01:18:23You think they'd let me take this one back? It's only been six weeks, you know, I
01:18:27Really have to get to miles. So if you know where he is
01:18:31Gone now, I guess you missed him
01:18:34Yeah, I guess I did you're gonna go after him, aren't you?
01:18:38He's
01:18:40Not a criminal. I know that I ain't blind and stupid you obviously love him
01:18:48I I do
01:18:51Then go after him
01:18:54Don't make the same mistake I did and end up like me trust me
01:19:00Don't just stand there go get him
01:19:02He's going to new york. I don't know where he is
01:19:05I'm, not gonna catch up to him. You got a cop car. Don't you light up that?
01:19:10I've seen him go 200 miles an hour tear ass down that freeway. Don't let him get away
01:19:17Okay, okay
01:19:23Crazy kids
01:19:36I'm, sorry for getting you out of bed so early for this who needs sleep on a saturday morning
01:19:41besides
01:19:42This is fun. Just like those movies diet makes me watch it
01:19:45Look, I have to catch up with miles before it's too late. Do me a favor call him see where he is
01:19:49No way, that is not how it's done
01:19:52Miles is a romantic we have to catch up with him. It's the element of surprise that will win a bet
01:19:57Yeah, and what if we don't make it there in time? Trust me on this one. I know how it's done
01:20:01You always get the guy in the end
01:20:05So
01:20:07Calling doesn't seem like such a bad idea now does it it always works in the movies?
01:20:17So what now I don't know it usually doesn't turn out this way
01:20:26I'm too late, aren't I?
01:20:29I
01:20:32Might as well head back. I know your plans with diane
01:20:38Let me call her and let her know i'll be a little late i'll be in the car. Okay
01:20:41So
01:20:55This better not be an I can't make it today call no, no i'll be there small emergency
01:21:01I'll just be a little late. Well, hurry so you can start making it up to me
01:21:04And don't forget your uniform
01:21:06Especially the nightstick
01:21:11So
01:21:18Richard's going to be a little bit late
01:21:20Keep me company for just a bit more
01:21:22I got 3 000 miles ahead of me now
01:21:24All i'm gonna be able to think about is you and richard playing cops and robbers
01:21:27You should see me trying to resist arrest
01:21:30I really need to go
01:21:32I just wanted to help you clean up say goodbye
01:21:34Let's have mimosa for the road
01:21:37No one should drive into the middle of this country without at least one drink in them, you're awful I know
01:21:56Are you sure you don't want to join us for brunch
01:21:59You know gay guys tire when he turns down brunch
01:22:03Look, I had a bad night and a crappy morning
01:22:07Bottomless drinks. I have a feeling you get your money's worth today
01:22:10I really don't feel like being around people
01:22:14Especially those in love
01:22:19Where the hell have you two been you brought the squad car nice touch
01:22:27We drove to nevada this morning we're trying to catch up with miles nevada
01:22:32Why are you trying to catch up with miles brody wants to talk to him? He doesn't want him to leave
01:22:36Well, you just missed him
01:22:38obviously
01:22:40You and your detective skills. I mean he was just here. He left a minute ago. Hey, we can still catch him
01:22:47You can't call him that's not the way it works I know i've been trying to tell him that
01:23:01I just can't
01:23:05Straight voicemail
01:23:21He's right there
01:23:30Go go
01:23:36Are you crazy move are you kidding me stop get out of my way
01:23:43I need to leave miles. No, let me go move
01:23:53Why are you all doing this to me there's nothing you can do to make me stay
01:24:06So
01:24:09Is that supposed to change my mind that was the idea it didn't I can't do this with you anymore
01:24:21I've got to do what's right for me now, and that's getting away from you
01:24:26You
01:24:27May not need someone but but you deserve someone and I I want to be that person
01:24:31You're not capable of having a relationship what have we been doing the last 10 years
01:24:36I may not be the prince charming that you imagined but
01:24:40You know, I would slay a dragon for you
01:24:44It's not enough brody. What else is there?
01:24:49Trust love companionship respect we don't have all those things
01:25:01You
01:25:03Well, then I guess i'll have to make this easy for you because you don't have a choice i'm, sorry what
01:25:10I'm glad you're here because I need a lawyer. Would you please tell me if this is still legally binding?
01:25:14I charge 700 an hour
01:25:19Fine i'll do a pro bono. Let me see
01:25:25I'm, sorry, it's not legally binding. It states that this becomes effective on miles birthday
01:25:30Unfortunately, that's not until tomorrow
01:25:34well
01:25:35I guess we'll just have to wait 12 hours. We can put them under house arrest until the contract is due
01:25:40I can leave this perp in your custody. Well, how's the law?
01:25:46I'm so glad that everybody's made the decision about what I should do
01:25:56Does anybody want to know what I think yes
01:25:59Of course I think that after waiting 10 years I deserve a proper kiss
01:26:30You
01:26:36You're calling me why
01:26:38Well, I always call you after I hook up with the hot guy
01:26:41How was it?
01:26:43Well, I put it like this
01:26:44I'm gonna have to call you back because i'm about to do it again
01:26:48It was that good
01:26:51Oh, yeah
01:26:52and by the way
01:26:54Happy birthday miles
01:26:56It certainly is
01:26:59So
01:27:26You
01:27:29You
01:27:59You
01:28:29You
01:28:49Ha ha
01:28:59You
01:29:03Let the music play
01:29:29You
01:29:43Just say the words and you'll change