My StepBrother is My Ex FULL
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00:00:00I
00:00:03Come on from college to a new house and a new stepmom and my son is going to love you
00:00:09He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight
00:00:13Dean don't walk away from me Hannah. You already did that four years ago
00:00:19We're seeing he's in the bathroom getting ready for round two you ruined us I
00:00:25I
00:00:26Never slept with Elise, and I certainly never will I went too easy on you yesterday Hannah, so it's she let me help you
00:00:34with that
00:00:37No one here wants you Hannah is he gonna. Let me be humiliated
00:00:41Everyone stop you stood up for me and put yourself on the line
00:00:44What the hell are you all looking at you know?
00:00:46I don't even care that you're my stepsister you obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart lieutenant
00:00:51I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me captain
00:00:54You're going down
00:00:56Hey look out
00:01:25I
00:01:27Mean you can't do that out here. What if a teacher catches us?
00:01:31They meet me upstairs to our last night before you move back west and I start military college
00:01:36You still want to go all the way of course
00:01:39We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first. I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else
00:01:54Give that back oh
00:01:56Are you scared? I'm gonna screw up your little prom night virginity pact hate to break it to you, sweetie
00:02:01But Dean already lost his last summer to me you're lying
00:02:05You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you then
00:02:10Why did you tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:02:12Guess you're not so special after all Hannah Dean would never
00:02:20We'll see about that
00:02:24Oh
00:02:36Nice Jake here get him inside and hide him in the bathroom hurry before that little rat shows up
00:02:49Refuse to believe in Lisa's lies
00:02:55Oh
00:03:03What the hell where's he
00:03:07He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two can you blame it
00:03:11Why would he want you when he could have all this as if I believe that he's probably not even in there
00:03:19See for yourself
00:03:25No, he wouldn't
00:03:30Do you are you in there
00:03:35Yeah, how could you you promised me
00:03:46No, Dean you don't get to hide from me. I want an explanation
00:03:50She'll know the truth if she opens that door
00:03:54I want an explanation
00:03:57Why do you think he's hiding in there instead of coming and talking this out with you
00:04:03Go on ask him to come out see if you will hi
00:04:10Dean I'm gonna count to three one two
00:04:17Three
00:04:20You ruined tonight you ruined us
00:04:39Well, please be okay
00:04:50And I thank God it's over Dean
00:04:54Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made
00:04:58Don't talk to me ever again
00:05:05I have to find her. I have to explain everything
00:05:16No
00:05:18I
00:05:30Come home from college to a new house a new town and a new stepmom who even is this woman
00:05:38Who even is this woman she's kind and also very rich we met before we moved four years ago four years ago
00:05:49That's the last time I saw Dean
00:05:58Nice to meet you Hannah. I'm so happy you're here and my son is going to love you. He's always wanted a sibling
00:06:05I'm sorry. Did you say son? He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight. You should go too
00:06:11I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow
00:06:14You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother
00:06:19Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother
00:06:24Dean goes to military school too. Oh god. Will he be there?
00:06:29Speak of the devil
00:06:30Hi, honey. Where are you?
00:06:34Perfect I'm going to send your stepsister Hannah there to meet you Hannah. Wait, I have a stepsister take good care of her
00:06:42Okay
00:06:44I
00:06:53Am I supposed to find my stepbrother everyone's in uniform and I don't even know what he looks like. Oh my god, is that him?
00:07:06He is so fine, I know he's gonna be a senior commander next year and he's single and I hear he's looking for
00:07:14A date for the junior dance too. Back off. I called this
00:07:22Dean? Hannah
00:07:24It's been four years. She probably never even thought about me
00:07:28What are you doing here? I didn't come here to see you. That's for sure
00:07:34Ignore that rude-ass nobody
00:07:37Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect. I can get someone to kick her out for you. No need I'm leaving
00:07:45Dean, where are you going? Don't walk away from me. What does she have that we don't?
00:07:53Don't walk away from me Hannah you already did that four years ago. That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you
00:07:58I never cheated on you Hannah
00:08:01You were the one that dumped me after I got knocked unconscious
00:08:05Four years Hannah. I called you so many times
00:08:09I tried to find you and explain. You expect me to believe some crazy excuse after four years?
00:08:14Your clothes were all over the room. I heard your voice.
00:08:19I wanted to believe him so badly. She doesn't believe me then why waste my breath?
00:08:24Forget it
00:08:33Whoa, that's three shots of vodka man, is this about that hot girl you were fighting with over there?
00:08:39It's my ex Hannah. I haven't seen her in four years. I thought she left this town for good. Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:08:50No, dude, there's like a million Hannah's out there can't be the same person. Hope you're right
00:08:55Because becoming step-siblings with your ex sounds like a nightmare
00:08:59Especially when my ex is convinced I'm a lying cheating asshole. I can't believe this
00:09:04She walked away from me again, then show her she's wrong make her regret ever leaving you
00:09:16Well, well, well the virgin Hannah returns I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again
00:09:23You weren't humiliated enough when Dean dumped your ass four years ago
00:09:26You should be humiliated for what you did to me. You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed
00:09:32No one here would believe that Hannah Dean was my man and you took him from me what you won't get away with that
00:09:50This woman is harassing me it wasn't that she stole Dean from me four years ago
00:09:55She just had to come back and rub it in my face. She was totally trying to seduce him earlier
00:10:00I knew it. I knew that homewrecker was out to get me
00:10:04Damn jealous much is so messed up. No, I wasn't she's lying
00:10:10Elise is the desperate one
00:10:12Oh
00:10:28Hold her down
00:10:31You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men the punishment is a very old scarlet letter a
00:10:39For adulterer
00:10:42Asshole
00:10:46That's Hannah
00:10:51Get your hands off her what the hell is this?
00:11:12You
00:11:18We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise now that homewrecker just paying the price
00:11:23Is that what Elise told all of you? Then? She's a liar. I
00:11:28Never slept with the lease. I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars
00:11:33Is he telling the truth? You don't have to lie to protect your little side piece lieutenant
00:11:38We all see it she's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material
00:11:43Not everyone's born with it like me
00:11:46You're very confident in yourself Elise. Let me ask a question. How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:11:57And how many of you actually want to sleep with her
00:12:03See you think you're so hot but no one here wants you
00:12:08I know I never did and I certainly never will no one wants a woman with an ugly soul
00:12:13And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker
00:12:17You should look in the mirror first
00:12:24You know what happens to bitches who steal other people's men no, no, please don't
00:12:29Is
00:12:36That true you really never slept with Elise Hannah, why would I
00:12:41Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye? All the evidence was there?
00:12:44What was I supposed to think you know, at least has hopped into bed with every guy in our school. I
00:12:50Can't believe you think I would choose her over you. Are you calling me stupid?
00:12:54Hannah that's not what I'm even if you never cheated. It took me four years to piece my broken heart back together
00:13:00I can't just let that go
00:13:03Apparently neither can Elise
00:13:05God that was so humiliating
00:13:12No, don't drink that oh
00:13:14God, please don't tell me that has piss in it. Oh
00:13:17No, what the fuck but dude that's got a whole tap of acid in that
00:13:23Oh
00:13:40You look just like my cheating ex
00:13:45You look just like my cheating ex again, I never cheated goddammit Hannah
00:13:54You're at my house, well my mom's just lay down you need rest, okay
00:14:03You're wrong, we're at my house, I just moved in
00:14:09Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah
00:14:19After four years you still make my heart beat faster
00:14:23Do you still have feelings for me?
00:14:28The ship
00:14:29I'm the captain of the ship
00:14:32And it's calling me
00:14:34What are you thinking Dean? She's just tripping
00:14:39Good night Hannah
00:14:53I start my new job at the Academy today. Oh crap. I have to get ready
00:15:02Morning Hannah, did you have fun at the party last night? Oh, it was kind of crazy. I didn't get to meet your son though. Oh
00:15:09He's probably still sleeping, but you'll see him around can't wait. I'm gonna go take a shower
00:15:14She
00:15:20Left without saying goodbye again
00:15:28This is for the best it's easier if I never see her again
00:15:33Hey mom, did you see a girl brunette like this tall you mean your stepsister? No, not my stepsister, right?
00:15:41never
00:15:43She really did leave
00:15:45Again, well, you should probably say hi since you missed her at the party last night. She went upstairs to shower
00:15:58She better be done in the bathroom, I can't be late for school
00:16:07Sorry didn't see anything
00:16:10I'm sorry. I'll just be a minute
00:16:15Sure, yeah, this was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister, I'm Hannah by the way nice to meet you Hannah
00:16:24Why did she
00:16:28Do your job and keep your head down no goofing off and no fraternizing with the students Dean goes here
00:16:34I wonder if I'll see him today break any rules and you're out
00:16:39Understood. Yes, captain
00:16:44I'm Skye. I'm so happy someone my age during the cleaning crew. I can tell we're gonna be friends. I
00:16:51Know I smell the rotting stench of desperation. I think someone needs a shower
00:16:59No, I clean the bathrooms with that, oh I can tell now the smell is unbearable
00:17:06What the hell you can't just do that I'm a third-year student and you're just a pathetic janitor
00:17:13You have no power here. If you want to take an actual shower, you can use the West Wing locker room
00:17:19They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants
00:17:25Go ahead and take a shower I'll cover for you
00:17:36You
00:17:44Don't humiliate me and get away with it Hannah that bitch has no idea what's coming
00:17:55Dean
00:17:56What are you doing here? I go here Hannah
00:17:59What are you doing in the men's locker room? Well, it's my first day at work and I
00:18:03Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:18:06I saw that new cleaning girl Hannah sneak in here and she was making all these
00:18:11Disgusting noises. She's obviously having sex with a student in there. If that's true. She needs to be fired immediately
00:18:18Go on and see for yourself
00:18:28At least she set me up I can't be in here what do I do?
00:18:34Don't say a word
00:18:42Lieutenant Dumont what's going on in here? I'm about to shower captain. What is lines doing in here?
00:18:47All women are banned from the men's locker room. I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in
00:18:52She must be here with you somewhere. Well, it's just me in here. So if you don't mind
00:19:03I
00:19:10Told you I'm about to shower. Are you both gonna stand there and watch or no?
00:19:16Freeze Dumont. It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain. He's in trouble now
00:19:27But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason what but captain
00:19:33I know Hannah's here. He's obviously just protecting her silence
00:19:37That's 50 two merits and kitchen duty for a weak lions
00:19:42Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time and you're doing bathroom duties to got it. Yes captain
00:19:54Apologies for the disturbance lieutenant
00:20:03Jeez that was close. It's twice. I've saved you. You owe me a thank you
00:20:16Dean I can't go there with you again
00:20:19Why not?
00:20:20You know the truth about what happened four years ago, you know, I didn't cheat on you. It's not that simple
00:20:26Four years is a long time. I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me
00:20:31How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss
00:20:36How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss
00:20:39Don't look at me like that like what like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore
00:20:43Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding those four years of pain were very real. I'm not going through that again
00:20:51You want my trust?
00:20:53Earn it back
00:20:55I
00:21:00Will I
00:21:09Went too easy on you yesterday Hannah
00:21:11I
00:21:24Can't wait to see Elise working kitchen duty. I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet
00:21:28I know that should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff
00:21:37Get ready for a very uncomfortable day
00:21:41I
00:21:56Everything okay there. Yeah, that's probably just allergies
00:22:00Look alive ladies today. I want the two of you to work in captain. There's a disaster in the kitchen
00:22:06Cleaning staff stat kitchen it is follow lions and no funny business
00:22:28Big D. Have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet the ladies are all waiting
00:22:37I have someone in mind who you're cleaning lady X
00:22:44Who you're cleaning lady X
00:22:47Where the hell are your dates? Oh, yeah non-existent. So why don't you shut the hell up about here?
00:22:54Clean it up
00:22:59You're not gonna treat sky like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty
00:23:07I
00:23:08Something wrong Hannah. It's just so itchy. It's probably this cheap uniform fabric. Oh my god. It's driving me crazy
00:23:16I have to get this off
00:23:22You should let your skin breathe Hannah here let me help you with that
00:23:32Dude speak of the devil
00:23:37I
00:23:49See why you're still hung up on the janitor girl
00:23:53Dean won't help you now. He'd never ruin his reputation like that
00:23:57No one here wants you Hannah so you can stop trying to whore yourself out. Yeah, where are you scratching yourself?
00:24:04Do you have like an STD or something? Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations
00:24:09Is he really just gonna sit there?
00:24:11Is he gonna let me be humiliated?
00:24:35What the hell are you all looking at if I hear one more word about this I see one more video
00:24:41You will never walk these halls again
00:24:55Shit I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me
00:24:58I
00:25:03Think you dropped something
00:25:15That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school watch out maybe
00:25:19Contagious
00:25:25Stop that you're gonna tear your skin off
00:25:28Here and yes, you're having some kind of allergic reaction
00:25:31Hannah, oh my god. I am so sorry. It was a lease. She put itching powder in your uniform
00:25:36Don't worry. I got her back and took videos with your phone and got you a new uniform. I
00:25:43Knew it was her. I just wish we had proof
00:25:45Do me a favor please guy
00:25:50Next time you see her doing anything suspicious breaking any rules
00:25:54Recorded captain's not gonna kick her out until I have proof. Yeah, I'll do my best. Don't worry
00:26:00I'm gonna protect you and Hannah. She can't keep getting away with this shit
00:26:07You're so kind to her
00:26:10Okay on a scale from 1 to 10. How embarrassing was that?
00:26:14None of the captain's saw and barely a quarter of the school was there. I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow
00:26:20Especially now that Elise is walking around looking like a constipated officer
00:26:25Now do I love the fact that a bunch of horny Navy bros saw you half-naked?
00:26:29Hell no
00:26:32So you were jealous if I was
00:26:43I
00:26:47Made reservations for you and your step-sister at anchor bar tonight. So you two can properly meet
00:26:53I'm sending her number now call to confirm. Would you got it?
00:27:04I have to make a call. It's okay. I should get back before the captain figures out what happened
00:27:13Oh
00:27:23I'm just called you. I don't recognize a number. It's probably a scam, right?
00:27:29Well, come find me if you need me, okay
00:27:44I
00:27:45Love hey, Hannah
00:27:48Dean is I you?
00:27:49Yeah, it's me your stepbrother
00:27:52Did he just say his name was Dean? He must have misheard me
00:27:57When I get drinks tonight to make up for it meet me at anchor bar in an hour
00:28:02Hmm got a hot date with Dean tonight. I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but y'all look so hot together
00:28:09God, no, it's my stepbrother. I think he goes here, too
00:28:13But now my clothes are all dirty. Oh
00:28:16I have an idea
00:28:20There's all kinds of stuff in here, maybe you'll find something
00:28:31I'm meeting my stepbrother. Is this too much?
00:28:45I can't believe she found her way back to me if I can just get her to trust me again
00:28:51Can I help you it's reservation only oh, I'm meeting someone name. Oh
00:28:58God what is my stepbrother's name? That's so embarrassing. Why don't you try the gentleman club down the street instead?
00:29:05Excuse me
00:29:07Hannah
00:29:09Hannah
00:29:10What the hell is she doing here?
00:29:12Young girl in a tight dress doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting
00:29:16I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away
00:29:20Sorry Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar. You can't just kick me out. I'm not a sugar, baby
00:29:26She's not a homewrecker either. She's my girlfriend
00:29:31Lieutenant Dumont, I'm so sorry. She didn't say no one talks to her that way you're fired
00:29:49Damn she looks good tonight
00:29:51Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here? Are you on like a date or something? Oh, so you are jealous
00:29:59Never said I wasn't
00:30:02No, I'm meeting my stepbrother, oh, are you serious? I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister. Maybe you're my stepbrother
00:30:11Maybe you're my stepbrother
00:30:14I
00:30:18Mean I don't see anyone else you're alone
00:30:21Looks like we both got stood up great. I bet my stepbrother is a total d-bag
00:30:25He seems to be avoiding me at all costs and he's also an idiot. I
00:30:30Bet my stepsister some stuck-up mean girl or a hermit. I can't tell which really she also wants nothing to do with me. So
00:30:38She seems super fun
00:30:40Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up if you'd rather not go home
00:30:44You can stay here and get a drink with me instead. You do kind of own me after all
00:30:50Fine one drink
00:30:56Your usual mr. Dumont an opinion collided with a lady you remembered my favorite drink
00:31:03So is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy
00:31:08Everyone treats you like royalty and you call the shots everywhere you go
00:31:12Sometimes it also helps my mom owns this place too. So the staff has to do whatever I say
00:31:17When my mom divorced my scumbag father, she won millions in the settlement. She's invested it. Well
00:31:23She sounds like a badass
00:31:25She is
00:31:26You two get along
00:31:29Cheers to new beginnings
00:31:38Oh, you know Judy Wow, thank you looks better on you
00:31:46Turn around no
00:31:51Then look at me lovingly
00:31:55Nice
00:31:58Exactly what I was thinking
00:32:02Okay, I should go
00:32:04We've been talking for hours and it's way past last call I have work and you have school Hannah don't go
00:32:12My mom owns the bar remember we can go whenever we want
00:32:16Dean I don't know only four years of catching up to do
00:32:21Dean I can't
00:32:23Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:32:26They were hell
00:32:28Heartbreak, I looked at old photos reliving that moment over and over again
00:32:34You think I didn't go through that too?
00:32:36You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class because all I did was train and study
00:32:41I worked myself to the bone. Just hoping I could forget you for a second and how'd that work out for you?
00:32:47It didn't I
00:32:49Never stopped thinking about you
00:32:57I still love you mom
00:33:00I
00:33:02Least let me drive you home. You've had a lot to drink tonight. I
00:33:06Want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt? I'll call a car
00:33:13See you tomorrow
00:33:15I
00:33:24Was drinks with your stepbrother you never showed
00:33:35Honey did you stand your stepsister up tonight? Is that what she told you? She's the one who stood me up
00:33:42Sounds like you two need to clear the air. She's up in a room. Why don't you go talk to her?
00:34:04I'm so sorry. You scared me
00:34:07Are you okay? Don't come near me. Just give me some space, please
00:34:15Knew my stepbrother hated me
00:34:23Morning lieutenant hangover hit me hard. No, I don't hangover even tissue. Oh
00:34:32Oh
00:34:34My god, what happened there is no way I'm gonna tell Hannah I got beat up on my step-sister
00:34:40I
00:34:42Got into a bar fight last night after you left
00:34:47Should see the other guy
00:34:58Better
00:35:01Much
00:35:05All right, let's get this band-aid off come with me
00:35:11I'm not gonna be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance
00:35:18It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is
00:35:27All right, let's get this bandage off come with me
00:35:32I
00:35:37I'm sorry about last night. Yeah, I don't want to push you
00:35:40I'm sorry, too. I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours
00:35:45You were a victim in all this, too
00:35:49You know, can I ask you something
00:35:53Depends on the question
00:35:55Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:35:57It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony not to give a whole speech Dean I'm cleaning crew
00:36:03I'm not allowed says who
00:36:06It would mean a lot if you were there with me. I
00:36:09know we're not supposed to live in the past, but
00:36:12You deserve a prom night do-over. Don't you think?
00:36:16Just think about it
00:36:22Oh my god the captain come quick, it's Elise
00:36:25She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now. Oh my god
00:36:48Well so much for everyone forgetting about everything the captain's definitely gonna fire me no, she's not
00:36:55I'm shutting this down now. I
00:36:58Have an idea
00:37:02Attention-seeking skank much
00:37:16God what was lieutenant do one thinking coming to her rescue?
00:37:20He's obviously doing charity work
00:37:22He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl, right?
00:37:28Boohoo Hannah you whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you
00:37:39Actually, that's not true
00:37:50You
00:37:52Can't fraternize with students Hannah
00:37:57You can't fraternize with students Hannah wait until the captain sees this bitch
00:38:10Sorry, we need to broadcast a little something of our own today Hannah
00:38:15That video of me was nice
00:38:17But I think the whole school is really gonna love this one
00:38:30Damn at least Hannah looked hot at least looks like a rotten tomato
00:38:36It was so true and she doesn't have a lieutenant DuMont coming to save her either how sad
00:38:42You two-faced asshole, I guess you forgot at least you're the one who no one wants
00:38:51Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah any other threats they want to make
00:38:58Good I'm the top-ranked lieutenant and next year. I'll be senior commander
00:39:02I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers
00:39:07So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that
00:39:13Anything you want to add here? Yeah, just two quick things
00:39:29That was so badass we got her so good I gotta get back to work
00:39:42Lieutenant DuMont my office now
00:39:52I
00:39:53Saw the video
00:39:55This is the second time in a week. You've been wrapped up in a disruption with heart. I
00:40:00Rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check
00:40:04Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander. What are you saying captain?
00:40:11Well for starters heart needs to go. No lines is the center of all this drama. You saw what she did in the locker room
00:40:18She's the one who broadcasts the video. She set heart up. Do you have proof of this? Damn?
00:40:24No, but
00:40:26You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart lieutenant. It's clouding your judgment
00:40:32If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year
00:40:37And so be it
00:40:42Dean wait
00:40:45Don't risk your future for me miss heart. This doesn't concern you
00:40:51Though I have to say lieutenant. She does make a sound point
00:40:58Dean think about it. I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander
00:41:03You're right
00:41:07But you're not just a janitor Hannah, and I'm not gonna let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes
00:41:13It's not what a good commander does
00:41:17I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me captain
00:41:34You didn't let the captain fire me you stood up for me and put yourself on the line
00:41:39I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago. I'm trying to earn it back. I'm trying so damn hard
00:42:03I've missed this. So have I
00:42:07Say you'll go to the dance
00:42:09You're already on such thin ice with the captain if she sees me. They're just gonna freak out
00:42:13There's nothing wrong with us being together. I won't let anyone tell me that there is
00:42:25Yes, I guess I will go to the dance with you
00:42:34I
00:42:36Mean that morning
00:42:38Gotta run
00:42:40You're in a good mood. We off to sweetie. I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance
00:42:45My date Dean is a lieutenant. So I'm supposed to wear something fancy
00:42:49You and Dean are going to the dance together. How exciting
00:42:53Does Christine know Dean maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother?
00:42:57Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:43:00Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it
00:43:05Oh, don't worry about that. I'll have them put it on hold for you. If you love it charge it to my account. Oh
00:43:11My god, thank you so much Christine
00:43:17I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother
00:43:24I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother
00:43:30Sorry, what was that? I had music in nothing dear. Oh
00:43:44Honey did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance? Not yet. I'm gonna go after breakfast
00:43:53Good you better
00:43:56Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date
00:44:00It's great. The two of you are getting along my stepsister, but I invited Hannah Hart
00:44:09Oops forgot my bag
00:44:14Isn't that Dean's ex
00:44:22Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah
00:44:25My stepsister, so what?
00:44:29My stepsister, so what?
00:44:31wait
00:44:33So she is that Hannah?
00:44:35Dude, I told you she's my stepsister
00:44:38Hannah
00:44:40So dense, bro, but isn't that like weird?
00:44:46We've never met. It's like she doesn't even exist. Huh?
00:44:52Whatever you say
00:44:55Oh
00:45:04Can I help you the shop appointment only oh, I'm actually picking up my stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me
00:45:14Sorry, you're too late another customer just purchased that dress. Oh, she's actually wearing it right now
00:45:26I've never looked hotter
00:45:33I've never looked hotter. Oh, seriously. She never gives up. Oh
00:45:42My god, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this? That's my dress you're wearing take it off
00:45:49Please
00:45:51Hannah, why would a try-hard low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:45:58Actually Dean invited me to the junior class dance. So none of your pathetic little stunts were shit
00:46:04All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever
00:46:07Is it a problem over here? Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly
00:46:13Just get security to get her out of here. I I don't feel safe here. I
00:46:19I don't feel safe here. She's lying. She's the bully. She spread this horrible video of me all over school and now I'm like a
00:46:27social pariah
00:46:29I don't feel safe here. She's lying. She's the bully. She spread this horrible video of me all over school and now I'm like a
00:46:37social pariah
00:46:39Pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again
00:46:44How could you do something so cruel to this young lovely woman?
00:46:49You should be ashamed of yourself
00:46:51She did it to me first that video wouldn't even exist if she didn't try to sabotage me first and now she's trying to do
00:46:57It again by stealing my dress. I've heard enough
00:46:59I told you you cannot show here without an appointment and now you causing a major disturbance in the store
00:47:05security you can't just take me away this isn't fair he's you're hurting me
00:47:20what did you do I didn't mean to I swear the guard was hurting me and I was just
00:47:31trying to get away yeah right you psycho bitch you did this on purpose
00:47:34I'm the psycho bitch I think you need to take a look in the mirror it is not
00:47:37enough to kick her out she needs to be arrested
00:47:40can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now can you hey drop her arms now
00:47:50you're hurting her what are you doing take her away she ripped my dress isn't
00:47:55that like assault assault what that guard just did to Hannah that's assault
00:48:01do all the guards manhandle the customers like this and why are you
00:48:07letting Elise lines into the store she has some obsession with harassing and
00:48:12stalking this beautiful girl obviously her jealousy has driven her to madness I
00:48:17think it's time someone punished her for it I think it's time someone punished
00:48:24her I scored her out humanely and then take off that badge and go home you're
00:48:30fired you can't do this we're not at the Academy you have no power here
00:48:34lieutenant actually this is my family's business my mom owns every store in this
00:48:39complex I'm so sorry for the confusion mr. Dumont you can pick out any dress at
00:48:58this store at no cost it will make up for my little judgment by the way you
00:49:08can pack your things and go home too after you help miss Hart here find the
00:49:11perfect dress of course that's why I'm here
00:49:19you
00:49:28Hannah's gone too far I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her
00:49:33back at least I told you I'd never help you do something like that again get him
00:49:43inside and hide him in the bathroom hurry before that little rat shows up do
00:49:48you want me to out you as an accessory to assault no then you better show up
00:49:53tonight we're gonna finish what we started four years ago
00:50:00excuse me ma'am could you help me the saleswoman is a little busy what are you
00:50:19doing
00:50:24you look so perfect I wish we weren't in public right now
00:50:33then we can I don't know but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago
00:50:41Hannah you and me finally tonight after the dance it's just like prom how can I
00:50:48trust that I'm not gonna get hurt again you can trust that I won't hurt you
00:50:52again Hannah I didn't then and I won't now nothing will get in the way this time
00:50:58I promise pick me up at four two seven Kings Lane at six don't let me down Dean
00:51:18why did you just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house why did you just tell
00:51:29me to pick her up at my mom's house
00:51:34Hannah wait what do you think oh honey you look stunning you've never looked
00:51:56more beautiful sweetie your stepbrother should be down any second I guess I
00:52:07finally get to see his face my date should be here soon too
00:52:13there he is dad Christine this is Dean we know that sweetie Dean is your
00:52:24stepbrother stepbrother stepbrother this can't be happening
00:52:38Hannah you look like you've seen a ghost I I need some air I can't believe we're
00:52:48step-siblings I'm pissed I know we said we'd pick up where we left off but how
00:52:52are we supposed to do that now this doesn't change anything this doesn't
00:52:55change who we are how we feel how can you say that I can't leave I was stupid
00:52:58enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again I thought I
00:53:00could just
00:53:09we will be together I love you Hannah I'm not letting you go
00:53:15so even after all these years I've loved you ever since I met you I still did
00:53:24even after you blocked me with no explanation maybe it's stupid but I
00:53:29kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me
00:53:32either so you at the party that night so happy I thought it was finally gonna
00:53:39happen Dean ever since I left I haven't stopped
00:53:45thinking about you that last year of high school was hell without you and I
00:53:49thought maybe once I went to college I could finally forget about you but no
00:53:54matter how many guys I talked to none of them could compare to you what do you
00:54:01think I never dated any of the girls at the Academy
00:54:05so what are you saying Hannah I'm saying that I love you too Dean
00:54:20Oh God my dad would freak if he found out and your mom and oh my god the
00:54:26captain Elise okay no one can find out we're step siblings what are we gonna do
00:54:31we're gonna go to the dance we're gonna have that night we didn't get to have
00:54:36four years ago we're gonna keep this a secret for as long as we can okay
00:55:01I was supposed to be Dean's date that janitor was so lucky I'll get you for a
00:55:06dress like that she's like a movie star nothing will ruin this night okay
00:55:16you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak I don't want Dean to
00:55:21recognize me he was unconscious you moron he's not gonna try anything anyway
00:55:25not with the captains and professors here so when are we gonna knock him out
00:55:29and set him up can you get caught tonight I don't wait until Hannah's
00:55:37alone then we move in
00:56:00you
00:56:20not here
00:56:29Dean are you sure we should be doing this in public doesn't it feel wrong
00:56:42isn't that why it's so exciting don't worry Hannah no one's gonna find out
00:56:48you're my stepsister
00:56:51step-siblings in love if this got out it would destroy them both this night
00:56:57just got way more interesting
00:57:04I'm gonna hit the bathroom don't move okay
00:57:13I'm gonna hit the bathroom
00:57:17you
00:57:24nice dress Hannah but I still think you look better with a mop in your hand your
00:57:31words can't hurt me at least I got the dream man the dream dress and the dream
00:57:36dance and you got nothing oh too slow this time I'm gonna have the
00:57:43best night of my life and you're not gonna stop me
00:57:58watch
00:58:01change of plans follow my lead it's time to finally take these fuckers down
00:58:13oh no sorry sorry god you are such a klutz looking for your friend Hannah
00:58:26or maybe lieutenant DuMont sorry cleaning girl they're not here to save
00:58:33you now oh my god Scott I have to help her I'll be right back come on let's
00:58:50get you to the bathroom
00:59:03I can't stand her how am I supposed to put up with a whole nother year of her
00:59:11bullshit you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out she is gonna bully me until I
00:59:18lose my mind we won't let it get that far she's not as powerful as she thinks
00:59:23I don't know Hannah she is out to get you and she won't stop until she does
00:59:33Oh
00:59:53give this to that guy over there tell him it's from Hannah Hart
01:00:03a gift from miss Hannah Hart
01:00:15whoo scandalous note from the ex meet me upstairs in the room kiss Hannah dude
01:00:23you're gonna miss the ring ceremony you're our top-ranking lieutenant if you
01:00:28don't show up to give your speech the captain's gonna demote you don't worry
01:00:32I'll be back I can't leave Hannah hanging
01:00:52follow him
01:01:02Oh
01:01:20nice to see we haven't lost our touch
01:01:24come on get your ass oh my god looking for Dean you followed you upstairs to
01:01:37the hotel room what the no the champagne
01:01:46you guys better hurry up and bone or lieutenant's gonna miss out on the ring
01:01:50ceremony what the hell is Elise planning
01:01:58I'm gonna hide in the bathroom and record everything you stand outside and
01:02:02keep watch
01:02:13hey
01:02:20Oh
01:02:32Dean Dean what's wrong you drugged me of course not who gave you that champagne
01:02:42oh geez you're burning up you'll have to speak just be here with me
01:02:52Dean you need water or a doctor you've been trapped maybe I don't know what's
01:03:00wrong with me you know I don't even care that you're my stepsister we can tell
01:03:05our parents we can tell everyone I can't keep this a secret anymore I need
01:03:10you I love you Hannah
01:03:20I love you too now let's get you downstairs
01:03:25I got you now wait until the whole dance sees this
01:03:41I made it just in time the ceremony is about to start did you really wear him
01:03:51out that much damn no wonder he's still into you are you two for real he was
01:03:59drugged I think did you see who gave him the champagne some server I don't know
01:04:08this has Elise Lyons written all over it everyone it's time for a ring
01:04:14ceremony he can't go up there he doesn't have a choice
01:04:21congratulations to all of our junior Academy students who have worked so hard
01:04:25to get through another challenging year you have shown incredible discipline and
01:04:32you should all be very proud now I present to you your class's top-ranking
01:04:39lieutenant Dean Dumont
01:04:48you are on thin ice lieutenant any funny business and you will not be moving on
01:04:52to a senior year so my fellow juniors who have worked so hard I would like to say
01:05:03that you know I don't even care that you're my step-sister we can tell our
01:05:07parents we can tell everyone
01:05:10oh my god they're related but not by blood it's kind of hot tbh wait I
01:05:21thought we all knew this already
01:05:25and I'm so sorry we are temporarily halting our ring ceremony please
01:05:45continue to celebrations while we work on our technical difficulties come with
01:05:51me now heart you too
01:06:02what were you two thinking heart you broke the number one rule no
01:06:07fraternizing with the students and lieutenant Dumont you've got the whole
01:06:12school in chaos because you insist on dating your stepsister have I got all
01:06:17this right it's not how it sounds we didn't know our parents were married is
01:06:21that so then that makes everything so much better
01:06:24captain please it's not Dean's fault he was drugged tonight at least Lions is
01:06:30behind all of this you just can't keep my name out of your mouth can you Hannah
01:06:35hey give that back check your phone captain I'll tell you all you need to
01:06:39know how exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this Lions I didn't I
01:06:49don't know how that got there I was framed now I see who's really behind
01:06:54all of this drama at least Lions you're expelled what you're expelled what but
01:07:05they're pathological incestuous liars last time I checked step-siblings were
01:07:11not blood relatives you would know that if you got anything higher than a C in
01:07:15any of your classes and liars you say tell me if we were to put a test on
01:07:21lieutenant Dumont right now would we find drugs in his system
01:07:27spineless little snitch don't even think about it
01:07:32Jake get the car ready now thank you for believing us captain oh I'm not done
01:07:47with you two yet
01:07:52lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister what the hell it's in the
01:07:57tabloids everywhere so much bad press for the Academy now Dean I technically
01:08:05can't expel you for this but I can assure you you will not be a senior
01:08:10commander and as for you heart you're fired and as for you heart you're fired
01:08:19no please don't fire her isn't there anything I can do go home both of you
01:08:27and determine if this is really worth it
01:08:35the hell do we do now
01:08:38we have to do something something huge something that will rip Dean and Hannah
01:08:45into little tiny pieces that they can never put back together again well do
01:08:54you have any ideas of course you don't hey you're the mastermind here you made
01:09:00it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down it was your idea to assault the
01:09:03last time it was your idea to drug up you idiot I told you you can't go around
01:09:09saying things like that I'm getting out here I'm changing my name I'm fleeing
01:09:12the country pull yourself together you did what if you leave me to finish this
01:09:18job alone then I will kill you
01:09:24look over there
01:09:30get in the car we're gonna run them down what you heard me if we don't do
01:09:36something major then I'm getting locked up now get in the car and drive
01:09:45do I have to do everything myself I wonder if our parents were the news
01:09:53I guess that answers that we should get home we have a lot of explains
01:10:07you're going down
01:10:12look out
01:10:14Oh
01:10:21Dean Dean
01:10:27you
01:10:40thank God you're okay I'm sorry I don't want to hurt you
01:10:46come here holding you is worth the pain
01:10:51thank you Dean you saved my life
01:10:56it's jumping in front of a car was all I had to do to get a proper thank you
01:10:59out of you
01:11:03did you see who was behind the wheel do you think
01:11:08it was her hand Elise
01:11:13I saw her right before she hit me she's really gone off the deep end
01:11:19I'm sorry Dean for what her ever thinking you would sleep with her
01:11:26oh my poor baby I'm so glad you're all right you have some explaining to do we
01:11:39can't explain the photos online were set up but Dean and I were in love we have
01:11:46been since we met in high school we tried not to be we tried to run away
01:11:52and just forget it but the universe brought Hannah back to me couldn't let
01:11:56her slip through my fingers again it's true we had no idea we'd be step
01:12:03siblings one day I mean I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again I never cheated
01:12:08on you Hannah but then I bumped into him at the party and then again at the
01:12:12school and all the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back
01:12:21are you mad are you kidding me we're furious
01:12:27are you mad are you kidding me we're furious
01:12:34furious you didn't tell us sooner what we have some news of our own Christine
01:12:44and I decided to annul our marriage why would you do that because honey it's
01:12:49time for me to live my truth I'm gay
01:12:58this is my boyfriend Armand that's cool mr. H but are you okay with all this oh
01:13:08yes I set them up Armand is my personal stylist
01:13:16I'm so proud of you dad wait this means that you're actually not step siblings
01:13:25anymore okay okay you're still our children as for the press my publicist
01:13:36is working on a retraction campaign speaking of my publicist maybe I'll ask
01:13:41him out I've always thought he was hot ooh I like that for you mama now that
01:13:47that's settled what are we gonna do about Elise I know she was driving the
01:13:51car but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime
01:13:56I'm coming Dean I have your proof I have it I have proof that Elise Lyons is a
01:14:13certified psycho oh my poor son I can't believe that which drugged you it's just
01:14:26like what happened four years ago now I know for sure Jake and Elise are the
01:14:36ones who assaulted me thank you now we can finally get that witch behind bars
01:14:44oh my god you're bleeding let's get you a doctor we might have the proof but
01:14:53where the hell is the criminal I can help with that I can help with that
01:15:06what the hell are you doing here hey you're the asshole that assaulted Dean
01:15:12well I stay away from my family oh I'm not here to hurt anyone okay I didn't
01:15:16want to do any of that shit but Elise made me okay I I was just some stupid
01:15:21teen who had a crush four years ago okay I didn't know she was gonna force me to
01:15:24do all this horrible stuff she said that if I didn't listen she was gonna kill
01:15:29me where where where am I right the sad boy crap Jake and tell us where
01:15:37Elise's she's here in the hospital and she's out for blood oh god
01:15:46Hannah
01:15:53okay the doctor's gonna be here soon close your eyes and lay back
01:16:00close your eyes and lay back
01:16:10Hannah look out
01:16:14Oh
01:16:26and that's for messing with me
01:16:34sorry Elise psychos finish last
01:16:39come on I hope you guys out come on hey no no no no after multiple counts of
01:16:44assault hell no rot in prison asshole oh one more thing
01:16:52oh my gee I need those two assholes come on that was so badass
01:17:01thanks lieutenant captain what are you doing here captain what are you doing
01:17:14here came to check on my newest commander but it looks like you've
01:17:17recovered nicely and it looks like heart here you've taught her a thing or two
01:17:21about defense she learned that all on her own
01:17:26wait did you say commander I thought you demoted me I did but your mother
01:17:33seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and donated two million to the
01:17:38Academy uh-huh I thought I'd reconsider if you're still interested yes yes thank
01:17:45you captain I accept but what about Hannah now I thought you'd ask that
01:17:52question luckily we just had a position open up in the records office I thought
01:17:58you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on
01:18:02thank you captain I'd be honored great I'll see you both on Monday
01:18:14there's only one thing left to do
01:18:23I've waited for this for so long and finally at least can't ruin it I wonder
01:18:37how she's doing in prison you know you called me something back at the hospital
01:18:47boyfriend was it you noticed that huh did you like it loved it I'm waiting for
01:18:56you to call me that for four years now
01:19:17I'm so perfect I'm never letting you go again
01:19:33please don't I promise
01:19:47you