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00:00Puh!
00:00Bu bir gün.
00:01Wait, are you recording?
00:02Ok.
00:03Hi, Sterling Archer.
00:04The world's greatest spy.
00:06God, you've got so much to catch up on.
00:09So we're gonna have to montage the shit out of this thing.
00:12Here we go.
00:15Wash everything.
00:18Woohoo!
00:20So, uh...
00:20Shut up, here it comes.
00:21Try to keep up.
00:23I've been sous chef, bartender, drug dealer, Captain Bob,
00:25hip man, astronaut, pirate king,
00:28a private investigator.
00:29The world's greatest secret agent.
00:31Ah!
00:32Punch.
00:32Bang.
00:33Boom.
00:33I've been up against terrorists.
00:34Communists.
00:35Cannibals.
00:35Clowns.
00:36Illions.
00:36Dudley douchebags.
00:37Russian spies.
00:38The world's slowest elevator.
00:39Cyborgs.
00:40I forgot the space pirates.
00:43Anywho, I've had sex with Veronica.
00:45Ernest.
00:46Gerald.
00:46Janelle.
00:47Katya.
00:47La Madrina.
00:48Lana!
00:48I don't remember this.
00:49Get me drunk enough and I might have sex with...
00:52Wee!
00:53Hey!
00:53Super.
00:55But long story short.
00:56I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot,
00:59sexually assaulted, partially chewed, shot, and declared legally dead.
01:05Twice on the same day.
01:06This is gonna be...
01:07Wait for it.
01:08Epic!
01:09Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.
01:10Click.
01:11Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom.
01:12Boom!
01:13Bu Arnold Tayyip تھetedirklicher!
01:30Altyazı M.A.