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  • 5/26/2025
Worried About the Boy (2010) with Mark Gatiss as Malcolm McLaren

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00:01:10John!
00:01:12John!
00:01:13You won't come out of the car.
00:01:15Shhh.
00:01:18Shhh.
00:01:32She's definitely in there.
00:01:33George, don't be a prat, not today.
00:01:35How are we going to get him out?
00:01:38What are you looking at me for?
00:01:40I think he might be upset about something.
00:01:43Shhh.
00:01:51George, will you just open the door
00:01:53so that we can talk about this?
00:01:56Please?
00:01:59Pretty please?
00:02:02Open the bloody door!
00:02:05Biggest day of our lives and you're going to ruin it.
00:02:07Well, thank you, thank you very much.
00:02:09I'm in suffocation.
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00:02:24O'Dowd!
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00:02:39So, George, what do you want to be?
00:02:42Dunno.
00:02:43What, no burning ambitions?
00:02:45Fighter pilot, hairdresser, captain of the England team?
00:02:48Valerie Singleton, soap on a rope?
00:02:50I've had them all in here today.
00:02:54Unemployment's on the rise.
00:02:56You need a skill.
00:02:59What can you do better than others?
00:03:02Make-up.
00:03:04It's not really a career choice, though, is it?
00:03:06Well, at the end of play for the day, it says make-up by...
00:03:09Listen, sunshine, the future might seem a long way off right now,
00:03:13but you take one wrong step and who knows where you'll end up.
00:03:31A dress.
00:03:33You could nick anything you want, but you choose a dress.
00:03:41You know, son, I was 18 once.
00:03:45I had brottle creepers, drapes, the biggest quiff in the neighbourhood.
00:03:49You know, I get it.
00:03:51But this thing you're going through right now, it won't last forever.
00:03:55Fashion's come and gone.
00:03:56Yeah, fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
00:03:59Quentin Crisp said that.
00:04:00Oh, the puff and the hat.
00:04:04I don't pretend to know much, but I do know this.
00:04:08You are never going to achieve anything in this life looking like that.
00:04:12Yeah, who says I want to achieve anything?
00:04:14I mean, why is everyone so obsessed with how I'm going to turn out?
00:04:16Because we're worried about you.
00:04:18We want the best for you.
00:04:20Yeah, well, whatever's going to happen to me, I don't think it's going to happen here.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:37There, son. Mind yourself, huh?
00:05:00What's crashing everywhere?
00:05:02Grids and bills of rice and grain.
00:05:06What a population thing.
00:05:09Jump, float, stop, pollute, take water.
00:05:12And I'll cost you to sell your daughter.
00:05:15Put your life number 23.
00:05:19Lay your hands on the counter, please.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:49What is it?
00:05:50What is it?
00:05:51Down.
00:05:52I'm pulling it.
00:05:53Breathe in.
00:05:54Alright, alright.
00:05:56Okay.
00:05:57Breathe in.
00:05:59Hey, I am breathing here, I look so damned full of fucking sick, though.
00:06:17Nice pants.
00:06:26Am I dreaming?
00:06:30Why don't you pinch yourself?
00:06:34Ouch.
00:06:35All right, George?
00:06:37Is this yours?
00:06:38Isn't she brilliant?
00:06:40She?
00:06:41It's Marilyn Monroe!
00:06:42What does that make me, Betty Davis?
00:06:46What's his real name?
00:06:49Norma Jean.
00:07:00What are you wearing?
00:07:02This would go for 200 quid in sex.
00:07:05Found a suit in a bin behind the wedding shop and cut up an old kilt with the straps.
00:07:10Yeah, I'm sure that would be very outrageous back home in Trumpton.
00:07:14Elton.
00:07:16What are you, exactly?
00:07:19I'm not a punk.
00:07:21Too much make-up, even for a mod.
00:07:24And I think we can rule out skinhead or hippie.
00:07:27Glam preps?
00:07:29Well, I'm nothing.
00:07:31Which is why I can look good in anything.
00:07:37Anything?
00:07:58You will be queen.
00:08:04For nothing will drive them away.
00:08:12We can be them, just for one day.
00:08:20We can be heroes, just for one day.
00:08:28And you...
00:08:36And what have we stumbled upon here?
00:08:39A boy, is it?
00:08:44A boy in mascara.
00:08:49Take a good look.
00:08:52Would you let this in?
00:08:55Go home, make an effort.
00:09:02And here they line up, the Wacky Racers.
00:09:07Penelope Pitstop, Peter Perfect, the Gruesome Twosome, the Aunt Hill mod.
00:09:17And I guess that makes you Dick Dastardly.
00:09:20Or Mutley, perhaps.
00:09:23I heard there was a shortage of pricks in London tonight.
00:09:26So good of you to get coaching from the Valleys and make up the shortfall.
00:09:30We are very busy tonight.
00:09:33Well, that's because they've all come to look at me, you Welsh fuck.
00:09:53The Wacky Racers
00:10:24Let's have a drink.
00:10:28Oi, coffee!
00:11:24You can smell the fucking mothballs from here.
00:11:27Am I the only one making an effort? I mean, it's worse than last week.
00:11:43TBS
00:11:46To be had.
00:11:54Empire State Human
00:11:59Just a born kid
00:12:03I'll go to Egypt to be
00:12:06The Pyramids
00:12:09It's much better, much better.
00:12:12Excuse me, sorry.
00:12:14Sorry, excuse me, I just want to get to the bar.
00:12:18There's a queue here.
00:12:20No, no, it's just...
00:12:30Last train to Clarksville?
00:12:33No thanks, darling.
00:12:35Give my love to Vicious and Joplin when you see them.
00:12:38Sorry.
00:12:50Sorry, I was just wanting to...
00:12:52What are you apologising for? Keep going.
00:13:08The Wacky Racers
00:13:38The Wacky Racers
00:13:46Fine and fucking dandy, how are you?
00:13:48Are you going to buy some drugs, George?
00:13:50Not unless they start selling scag in Tesco's.
00:13:52How are you feeling today?
00:13:54The same as I was three seconds ago when you asked me that.
00:13:56Why do you think your brother dressed you up?
00:13:58Well, maybe he's a compulsive liar.
00:14:00Are you taking drugs, George?
00:14:02No.
00:14:04We're offering £50,000 to anyone who can prove you're on heroin.
00:14:06I thought the money might just take it up.
00:14:08Well, is that a confession?
00:14:18I'm not a drug addict. I'm a drag addict.
00:14:20And if you're going to quote me on anything, for God's sake, make sure it's that.
00:14:23Now, Carney, fuck off. Go pick on Wham for a change.
00:14:26We're worried about you, George.
00:14:32Do you really want to help me?
00:14:34We need milk, tea, sugar, Weetabix.
00:14:37Oh, and some coke.
00:14:39Yeah, the fizzy brown variety.
00:14:42Message for the fans, George!
00:14:55Oh, darling!
00:14:58Come here, darling.
00:14:59Don't walk away. You're talking to him, aren't you?
00:15:01Come here, darling.
00:15:03Come here, darling. I'm talking to you.
00:15:05Come on!
00:15:07Come on, let's get...
00:15:09Yeah, you want some? Come on!
00:15:11Come here, darling. I want to see you.
00:15:13Hey, leave her alone.
00:15:15Go on, son-off.
00:15:17What's the problem?
00:15:19What shall we do here, is it?
00:15:23Drinks!
00:15:26You must be my knight in camouflaged armour.
00:15:47I'm not really gay.
00:15:49It's OK, I'm not really a nun.
00:15:56Let's just say I've memorised every name and number from A to D.
00:16:01You're a fucking fantasist.
00:16:05What's this then?
00:16:08Ha! Could have done that yourself.
00:16:10You're accusing me of sucking my own neck.
00:16:12No, I'm saying you could have pinched it there yourself to make it look like a love bite.
00:16:16No, that's not even possible.
00:16:18Yeah, it is. Watch.
00:16:22What are you doing?
00:16:24What are you homos doing?
00:16:26Scientific experiment to prove that George...
00:16:30...is a lying little puff.
00:16:32Yeah, well, you'll meet me at the party and then you'll see.
00:16:34What party?
00:16:43I told her I didn't see
00:16:46Of course I don't see
00:16:50Anything in her eyes
00:16:54I told her I didn't see
00:16:59Of course I don't see
00:17:04I told her I didn't see
00:17:08Alright.
00:17:10Has anyone seen Vernon?
00:17:12That means fuck someone.
00:17:15OK.
00:17:21Vernon?
00:17:23Hey!
00:17:29Darling, have you seen Vernon?
00:17:31No.
00:17:41Oh, sorry. Does anyone see...
00:17:44Shut the door, George. It's a breeze hour, not me chuff.
00:17:53George!
00:17:55George!
00:17:57George!
00:17:59George, come here! George!
00:18:01I'm sorry, is it my turn already?
00:18:03What had you on me? The stairs are in the crapper.
00:18:05I'm trying to tell you.
00:18:06Yeah, tell me what?
00:18:08Well, you know.
00:18:09No, I don't know. Tell me what?
00:18:10What, that you're your mum's pals?
00:18:11That you secretly listen to Billy Joel records?
00:18:13I'm straight.
00:18:15Well, you might have mumbled something when I was in your mouth.
00:18:17Was that what you were trying to say?
00:18:19Listen up, everybody, in case any of you have any doubts.
00:18:22Vernon here is straight.
00:18:24One hundred percent.
00:18:25Try and shut up.
00:18:26Oh.
00:18:29You shouldn't have done that.
00:18:48Get him! Get him! Get him!
00:18:52Get him!
00:18:58How does it feel to have your arse kicked by a fairy?
00:19:23I mean, why can I only ever pull straight guys?
00:19:27Because gay men don't find you attractive.
00:19:30Yeah, they fucking do.
00:19:33Gay men think you're too much.
00:19:38You, Pestle, are what a straight man thinks a gay man looks like.
00:19:46Why are you in my room?
00:19:49Why are you in my room?
00:19:52I came to cheer you up.
00:19:54Dad?
00:20:21Dad?
00:20:25I'll just go and boil a kettle or something.
00:20:34OK, nice.
00:20:42You're wet.
00:20:43It's raining beer and the black lime.
00:20:48What are you doing here?
00:20:51I'm working nearby.
00:20:52I promised your mammy I'd drop in and see how you're getting on.
00:20:58Called into your office yesterday?
00:20:59Yeah, they're inventing a machine to replace me.
00:21:01You should get one.
00:21:02Just drop the wisecracks for one minute, will you?
00:21:06I'm not one of your friends.
00:21:08Yeah, I'll find something else.
00:21:09You will?
00:21:10I don't know.
00:21:11Doing what?
00:21:12I don't know, Christ, you just let off me. I'm not letting anyone.
00:21:16Right, that's it. Come on.
00:21:19Get your stuff together.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22I'm taking you home.
00:21:23You gave it your best shot and it just didn't work out.
00:21:25There's no shame in that. Now, come on.
00:21:27No, this is my home. These are my friends. I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:31I just want you to have a plan.
00:21:44Judge.
00:21:45John.
00:21:46John.
00:21:47Judge.
00:21:48All we need now is a pool and ringer.
00:21:51So?
00:21:53What do you think of the penis extension?
00:21:55Lovely.
00:21:57Circumcised too.
00:22:00You know, your nose grows when you get jealous.
00:22:03You're like Pinocchio, with bad skin.
00:22:06You ready, Peter?
00:22:12Yeah, he's still a work in progress.
00:22:15Send your postcard.
00:22:18From where?
00:22:20Scotland.
00:22:22I think he owns a chunk of it.
00:22:24What am I going to do now?
00:22:26If you ever get lonely, you could always resort to a series of grubby one-night stands.
00:22:33Honey, you'll be fine.
00:22:36I'll be back to visit very soon.
00:22:38Promise.
00:22:40I see.
00:22:41Keep your chins up.
00:22:45Oh, and...
00:22:47I left a little something on your bed.
00:22:50Enjoy.
00:23:15Oh.
00:23:20What am I supposed to be looking at here, son?
00:23:24It's me.
00:23:29So what have yous all done?
00:23:31Nothing.
00:23:35I don't get it, son.
00:23:37We're a fashion movement.
00:23:40Right.
00:23:41So what are yous called?
00:23:42We don't have a name.
00:23:45Well, I probably wouldn't have heard of you then, would I?
00:23:48Hey?
00:23:50Hey, Dee.
00:23:51Dee.
00:23:52Listen to this, yeah?
00:23:54He said he's in a fashion movement, yeah?
00:23:56So I said, well, what are yous called?
00:23:58And he said, oh, we don't have a name.
00:24:00I said, well, I probably wouldn't have heard of you then, would I?
00:24:04This is funnier.
00:24:06Oh, I don't know.
00:24:08Any news on the job front?
00:24:09Yes, and no.
00:24:10Which?
00:24:12I've heard about a job that's going.
00:24:14So, can you get an interview?
00:24:17Yeah, that isn't a problem.
00:24:22So, why do you want this job, Mr. O'Dowd?
00:24:26I fucking don't.
00:24:28In that case, you're hired.
00:24:32You're so hideous.
00:24:34I don't want the public looking at you.
00:24:40Chop, chop.
00:24:42Chop, chop.
00:25:13Fuck.
00:25:28Shall I check it?
00:25:29Oh, come here, you.
00:25:31Just give me my ticket.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:26:13I'd like to take a home that's undisturbed.
00:26:21She's playing hard to get, she smiles from time to time.
00:26:27Fuck off, Steve. I'm on a break.
00:26:31His name's Kirk.
00:26:33He's a singer.
00:26:35And what does he sing about?
00:26:37Diving into mud, for all I know.
00:26:40He's straight.
00:26:42Very straight.
00:26:47Well, that's your problem, Steve.
00:26:49No ambition.
00:26:53Back to your hutch.
00:27:13This country hasn't been engaged in a proper land war for 35 years.
00:27:17Don't you think we're due one?
00:27:19And what are you, 20 years old?
00:27:21Any war in the 1980s, and there will be one, you and me will be conscripted.
00:27:25It'd be cool if they put us all together.
00:27:27You know, we could be like a cross-dressing regiment.
00:27:31Just you and me.
00:27:33You and me.
00:27:35You and me.
00:27:37You and me.
00:27:39You and me.
00:27:41Just suppose they do make us fight.
00:27:44Who do you think it's going to be against?
00:27:46I don't know. The Russians.
00:27:48And what's a Russian ever done to hurt you?
00:27:50Well, they have nuclear.
00:27:52So do the Americans.
00:27:54What makes you trust an American over a Russian?
00:27:57Anyway, Maggie will save us.
00:27:59Thatcher, it's just Callaghan in a dress.
00:28:03You should put that in the song.
00:28:05Our fathers will be remembered as the generation who skipped the wars.
00:28:09That's why they fucking hate us.
00:28:11That's what punk was really all about.
00:28:13That's why it ended the way it did.
00:28:15As soon as they started labelling it, we killed it off.
00:28:18And whatever we come up with next,
00:28:20we'll kill that before they figure it out.
00:28:22My dad thinks where I have to shave makes a man gay.
00:28:26Who are you talking to?
00:28:30I don't know.
00:28:31Who are you talking to?
00:28:38Myself, obviously.
00:28:42What does it look like?
00:28:47Oh, now I remember. Sort of grey.
00:28:49It looked like something with the head manatee.
00:28:52Voila.
00:28:55Where's the boyfriend tonight?
00:28:57He's gone home.
00:28:59Alone?
00:29:02You want to keep your eye on that one.
00:29:04I reckon he's got a tendency to deceive.
00:29:10You're mental.
00:29:20It's very sweet of you to walk me home.
00:29:22I'm a gentleman.
00:29:24You sure your bike's going to be all right back there?
00:29:26What bike?
00:29:28Your motorbike.
00:29:29Why would you think I have a motorbike?
00:29:31I don't know. The old man in the jacket.
00:29:35My mate gave me a back. He dropped me off at the club.
00:29:37Why? Do you like bikers or something?
00:29:40Not the ones who don't chase me or threaten to kick my teeth in.
00:29:44Look, this is me.
00:29:49Do you want to come and see us play sometime?
00:29:52Only if you write a song about me.
00:29:57How are you getting home?
00:29:59I don't know.
00:30:01By bus.
00:30:03They stopped running hours ago.
00:30:05You can come in for a cuppa if you like.
00:30:12You know I don't have sex with blokes, right?
00:30:17I'm only offering tea.
00:30:53I hope you like it, Week.
00:30:56You look like a girl.
00:31:30I move a little closer to you
00:31:34Not knowing quite what to do
00:31:37And I'm feeding off fingers and thumbs
00:31:41I spill my tea
00:31:43Oh, silly me
00:31:47It's getting kind of late now
00:31:51I wonder if you'll stay now
00:31:53Stay now, stay now, stay now
00:31:56I'll feel you just politely say goodnight
00:32:04And then we touch much too much
00:32:09This moment has been waiting for a long, long time
00:32:13Makes me shiver, makes me quiver
00:32:17This moment I'm so unsure
00:32:21This moment I've waited for
00:32:26Is it something you've been waiting for?
00:32:29Waiting for too long
00:32:34Take off your eyes, bare your soul
00:32:39Gather me to you and make me whole
00:32:43Tell me your secrets, sing me the song
00:32:47Sing it to me in the silent dawn
00:32:52It's getting kind of late now
00:32:56I wonder if you'll stay now
00:32:59Stay now, stay now, stay now
00:33:02I'll feel you just politely say goodnight
00:33:25And then we touch much too much
00:33:56What the hell are you doing, you crazy old bastard?
00:33:59Oh, I'm killing him, that's what
00:34:01Kill who?
00:34:02That freak, the old-like-the-gawper
00:34:04The junkie that's taken over my son's body
00:34:07Well, there's a good thing insanity doesn't run in the family
00:34:14I received a Grammy in this
00:34:17Ah, get a hold of yourself, that's only a dress
00:34:20Wrong, it's an Issey Miyake, but you're such a...
00:34:22Dick Irish, you probably don't even know who he is
00:34:25How did you get in here?
00:34:27Through the window
00:34:29One of the photographers gave me a leg up
00:34:31Nice to know they're good for something
00:34:33Yeah, they're worried about you
00:34:35I don't know if you've noticed, but I've got a big fucking bounty on my head
00:34:38And I'm not talking the chocolate variety
00:34:40I mean, the old fellow Asperger's out there paid to harass me
00:34:43Well, one minute you're chasing after them
00:34:46Then the next minute they're chasing after you
00:34:48I don't know, it seems like a funny old game if you ask me
00:34:53And you're wasting your time anyway
00:34:55Because I flushed it all, what I could find of it anyway
00:34:58I'm sure you have another stash hidden away somewhere
00:35:02You've been watching too much Granger
00:35:04Fuck you
00:35:22Is this my fault, all this?
00:35:26Did I fuck up with you somehow?
00:35:29You say that like there's something wrong with me
00:35:31Oh, you don't even see it, do you?
00:35:35You know, if you were happy, I...
00:35:38Just go, please dad, just go
00:35:41I came here to help
00:35:43And what do you think you're capable of doing?
00:35:45I mean, so far, all you've done is aggravate my asthma
00:35:48Why don't you let me just try?
00:35:50Because I'm fine
00:35:52And stop reading the fucking Red Tops for a day and look at me
00:35:54I'm not sad, look at me
00:35:56I am fine
00:36:01Look at me
00:36:10I thought he would recognise you
00:36:15I should have brought the letters
00:36:18People who've had the same problems with their sons and daughters
00:36:22Oh, sorry to show him to Naomi, please
00:36:24They're worried about you, Georgie
00:36:26People grab me and your mammy in the shops
00:36:28And they tell us they want to see you get better
00:36:31Come here, we had a phone call from Japan a few days back
00:36:34I didn't understand what he was saying most of the time
00:36:37But it was obvious it was about you
00:36:39Oh, how boy, how boy
00:36:44People you've never even met are praying for you
00:36:48You see, when I get sick, you know, your mammy just sneers at me
00:36:52But you, you have no idea how many people love you
00:36:58And why do I feel so hated?
00:37:59You're a girl
00:38:01If that's what you want
00:38:03Just say it
00:38:05I'm a girl
00:38:07Again
00:38:09I'm a girl
00:38:11I'm your girl
00:38:18I'm a girl
00:38:20I'm a girl
00:38:22I'm your girl
00:38:28I'm a girl
00:38:58I'm sticking to my God
00:39:00Like a stamp to a letter
00:39:02Like birds of a feather
00:39:04We stick together
00:39:06I've been telling you from the start
00:39:08I can't be torn apart
00:39:10To my God
00:39:13Nothing you could do
00:39:15Could make me untrue
00:39:17To my God
00:39:19My God
00:39:21Nothing you could buy
00:39:23Could make me tell a lie
00:39:25To my God
00:39:26Yeah
00:39:28Yeah, I love you
00:39:30But I'm ready to be faithful
00:39:33And I'm gonna do the best we believe
00:39:36And I won't be deceiving
00:39:38My God
00:39:41As a matter of opinion
00:39:43I think he's toxic
00:39:45My opinion is
00:39:47He's the cream of the crop
00:39:49As a matter of taste
00:39:51To be exact
00:39:53He's my ideal
00:39:54As a matter of fact
00:39:56None of my soul and mind
00:39:58Could take my hand
00:40:00To my God
00:40:02My God
00:40:04No hex in faith
00:40:06Could ever take the place
00:40:08Of my God
00:40:10He may not be
00:40:12A movie star
00:40:14But when it comes to being happy
00:40:17The eye that's got a man to take
00:40:20Could take me away
00:40:22From my God
00:40:24My God
00:40:26He's the cream of the crop
00:40:28As a matter of fact
00:40:30None of my soul and mind
00:40:32Could take my hand
00:40:34To my God
00:40:36My God
00:40:38No hex in faith
00:40:40Could ever take the place
00:40:42Of my God
00:40:44He may not be
00:40:46A movie star
00:40:48But when it comes to being happy
00:40:51The eye that's got a man to take
00:40:54Could take me away
00:41:00Since you came in my life
00:41:03I've had to rearrange my
00:41:05Oh
00:41:09Mentality
00:41:11And my sexuality
00:41:13What are you doing?
00:41:15I think they call it singing
00:41:17That's your singing voice?
00:41:20Why? What's wrong with it?
00:41:22Nothing, nothing
00:41:24Don't suit the song
00:41:27Maybe I'll write a song that does suit my voice
00:41:30You?
00:41:33Write music
00:41:54Yeah
00:42:15Wait, wait, wait
00:42:19Quite a bit of cheese
00:42:21Alright, John
00:42:22Kirk
00:42:24Shouldn't you be up there?
00:42:26They can have him when I'm done
00:42:28Alright
00:42:30Go break someone else's leg
00:42:35What are you?
00:42:37A fan?
00:42:39I'm a drummer
00:42:41Checking out the competition are we?
00:42:44Something like that
00:42:47John Moss
00:42:50A handshake?
00:42:52Very traditional
00:42:55George O'Dowd
00:42:57So very pleased to make your acquaintance
00:42:59O'Dowd? Irish?
00:43:01Irish to the heels of my blokes
00:43:03Can I nail a little jig for you sir?
00:43:05So what do you do George?
00:43:07Apart from take the piss
00:43:11I take care of Kirk's appearance
00:43:14Thought his mum was still dressing him
00:43:16Well he's moving out of home soon
00:43:18We'll probably get a place together
00:43:20Something nice in the suburbs
00:43:22Yeah, just skin around goats
00:43:24All very Tom and Barbara
00:43:27Kirk?
00:43:29He's as straight as iron
00:43:32I'd say the jury's still out on the pair of you
00:43:53Take a cup in my hand
00:43:56And turn and raise my hand
00:44:07Sexuality
00:44:11Something in the air
00:44:22John
00:44:50John
00:44:52Are you there?
00:44:54What do you want?
00:44:56Who are you doing?
00:44:58It's the middle of the night and I'm not in the fucking mood for this
00:45:01Yeah well maybe I'm in the mood to make you make the fucking effort to get into the mood
00:45:05Get to the point George
00:45:10I'm quitting the band
00:45:12Didn't we fire you already?
00:45:14How do you fuzz me dwarf I am the band
00:45:16And now I'm a solo artist
00:45:18Branson would cut his own dick off to get my signature
00:45:20Yeah well good luck with that
00:45:22Don't you
00:45:32Go to bed George
00:45:34Who are you with?
00:45:36What does it matter?
00:45:38Just answer the fucking question
00:45:42I'm not with anyone I'm on my own trying to sleep
00:45:46Liar
00:45:48What do you want to hear?
00:45:49What do I have to say so that we can both get some sleep?
00:45:51Just tell me and I'll say it
00:45:53What do I want to hear?
00:45:56What do you want to hear?
00:46:02I want to hear
00:46:07I want to hear you say
00:46:19I want to hear
00:46:25Repeat after me
00:46:27I'm a timeless dwarf Jew and I've made a pile of money riding on your coattails
00:46:32Don't fuck yourself George
00:46:39George!
00:46:50Eenie meenie miney moe
00:46:53Catch a poser by the toe
00:46:56If he hollers let him go
00:46:59Eenie meenie miney moe
00:47:03Go
00:47:05Or I change my mind
00:47:08You'd better be fucking important to be parking on my yellow line
00:47:19Fuck
00:47:26Fuck
00:47:37It's movie for dancers
00:47:39For video
00:47:41Hey
00:47:42Harry
00:47:46I've got a vision
00:47:49A kind of higher order
00:47:51Gone wrong
00:47:56My my
00:47:58The smartest
00:48:00You can't say no to the beauty and the beast
00:48:07Is it really him?
00:48:09You can copy the look
00:48:10You can mimic the voice
00:48:11But you can't fake the crooked teeth
00:48:13If you're too late
00:48:15I am the chosen one
00:48:17You
00:48:19I'll let you in on a secret then
00:48:21David's asked me to pick two other dancers
00:48:24People I think will compliment the look of his new video
00:48:27So
00:48:29If you'll excuse me that's what I'm going to do
00:48:32Better luck next time
00:48:39First he steals my look
00:48:40Then he steals my career
00:48:41I mean
00:48:42I was into Bowie before Steve Strange culvated his first puke
00:48:45It's not fair
00:48:47Are you even listening to me?
00:48:49Is my face beyond this?
00:48:51A bit of colour won't go amiss
00:48:55Bollocks to it
00:48:57Bowie's loss is your gain
00:48:58You're going to sell millions
00:48:59And then I can finally tell my parents what I'm going to do with the rest of my life
00:49:02And what's that?
00:49:03Help you spend all your money of course
00:49:08That is
00:49:09Still the plan
00:49:11Isn't it?
00:49:13Yeah
00:49:14Yeah of course
00:49:16Yeah
00:49:47I take a little piece of you
00:49:51I collect
00:49:53I reject
00:49:55Photographs I took of you
00:49:58Towns I've passed through
00:50:02I've got to have a memory
00:50:06I have never been there
00:50:10I have never had you
00:50:11I have never had you
00:50:17Give me
00:50:29Hello?
00:50:31Can I speak with Kirk please?
00:50:47Don't do this to me
00:50:50Not on the phone
00:50:53You say it to my face
00:50:55Say it to my fucking face you coward
00:51:17Go
00:51:29What are you doing here you silly tosser?
00:51:30You've got something to say to me
00:51:31Who is it?
00:51:32It's for me mum
00:51:34You came all this way to make a scene?
00:51:36I'd walk further than this
00:51:43Get in here
00:51:47Get in here
00:51:52He's a funny looking thing
00:51:55He's had a fight with his girlfriend
00:51:58What?
00:51:59Boys like that do not have girlfriends
00:52:01What do you want me to do?
00:52:02Kick him out in the street?
00:52:06Bless
00:52:08His little heart's broken
00:52:14Look over it
00:52:16Look
00:52:22Kirk come on
00:52:30I made fucking onion rings for you
00:52:32I mean you have no idea how much I've cried
00:52:34I was hoping you would just take the hint
00:52:37But we had plans
00:52:38Everyone makes plans that doesn't mean anything
00:52:42Look at me
00:52:46I'm your girl
00:52:51But you ain't
00:52:52No but I'm Jane Fonda, I'm Joan Collins
00:52:54I'm show Laz and whatever you think I am
00:52:57I'm just fucking around you know experimenting
00:53:00None of it's real
00:53:02It's like how we got with Punk
00:53:03Look you just shut up about Punk, Punk he's gone
00:53:05Just forget about Punk
00:53:08That's what I'm saying
00:53:10Punk's gone
00:53:13Don't know what's next
00:53:17It's all changing haven't you noticed?
00:53:20Everyone looks more like you and less like me
00:53:23Yeah but I'd give anything to look like you
00:53:30I've been trying to keep up
00:53:34I've been pretending I'm something I'm not
00:53:36I'm sorry George it's not you
00:53:39I'm sorry
00:53:41I'm sorry
00:53:43I'm sorry
00:53:44I'm sorry I'm not
00:53:45I'm sorry George it's not you
00:53:47It's fashion
00:54:04Whoever the bitch is
00:54:06I hope she knows how lucky she is
00:54:15Punk, Punk, Punk, Punk
00:54:33Yeah well at least my mother knows how to make Yorkshire pudding
00:54:35You swettled dick rugby whore
00:54:39I never want to see you again
00:54:45Fuck
00:54:55Come on Cinders
00:55:12I said no David
00:55:14The travel was first class
00:55:16The beach, the most beautiful beach I've ever been to
00:55:19With a massive Ferguson tractor
00:55:22Ten seconds in a Bowie video and he thinks he's Liz Taylor
00:55:26He thought they'd be filming in Barbados
00:55:28They ended up in Southend
00:55:29Yeah if she'd let me drive that bulldozer down the beach
00:55:32Would have flattened the bastard
00:55:34At least he's doing something with his life
00:55:36What have you freaks achieved?
00:55:41You know what this means don't you?
00:55:43What?
00:55:45If Steve Strange can get on television
00:55:49Anyone can
00:55:56What if it doesn't even rhyme?
00:55:58A poetry doesn't have to rhyme
00:56:00I thought these were song lyrics
00:56:02That's what poetry is you spats
00:56:06Well you should learn an instrument
00:56:08Guitars look butch
00:56:10Drums make you sweat
00:56:11And no one even notices the keyboard player
00:56:15No
00:56:17I'm a solo artist
00:56:42Oh I have never been there
00:56:46I have never had you
00:56:48I have never had you
00:56:52I can't remember
00:56:54Give me a reminder
00:56:56I collect
00:56:58I reject
00:57:00Memorabilia
00:57:06Alright George
00:57:07Steve and me wanted a quick word
00:57:12Here he is
00:57:13Right I'm off
00:57:14I'll see you next Tuesday
00:57:15Sit down Rusty
00:57:18I don't want to be involved in all this
00:57:19Well you are involved so sit
00:57:21God who died?
00:57:25Empty your pockets George
00:57:29Why?
00:57:30Because
00:57:31We're your employers and we're telling you to
00:57:34You're making a big mistake
00:57:36You're making a big mistake
00:57:44Alright
00:57:45The bag
00:57:56Happy now?
00:57:57We owe you an apology
00:57:58Yeah too fucking right you do
00:58:00I mean you wouldn't try this shit if I was your nooker
00:58:04What's nooker?
00:58:05National union of cloakroom attendants
00:58:08I'm starting it tomorrow
00:58:12George
00:58:14What now?
00:58:30I'd just like to say
00:58:32That I'm really
00:58:33Really sorry
00:58:35Yeah and so you should be
00:58:39Really sorry
00:58:47That I have to fire you
00:58:49You can't fire me I quit
00:58:50You can't quit after you've fired me
00:58:52No I quit I was just soon out of the end of my shift
00:58:54Well you didn't mention it to me or Rusty so it doesn't count
00:58:56Yeah it counts
00:58:57Me and Martin are talking about starting a band
00:59:00Martin fucking Degville
00:59:02If that man ever records a note of music I'll burn my record player
00:59:06Yeah I'll quit
00:59:07No you're fired
00:59:08Quit
00:59:09Can we just agree that you no longer work here
00:59:11Fired
00:59:12Quit
00:59:13Fired
00:59:14Quit
00:59:19It's fine
00:59:32It's fine
00:59:33It's fine
00:59:35It's fine
01:00:02It's fine
01:00:32Bye
01:01:02Fuck
01:01:32Fuck
01:01:52He's up there
01:01:53I'm not
01:01:54I'm not
01:01:55I'm not
01:01:56I'm not
01:01:57George
01:02:03There you go
01:02:06It's a nice night's rest
01:02:07Thanks
01:02:09Oh sorry Dad
01:02:10Come here
01:02:11Thanks a million
01:02:12Sorry
01:02:13It's not much
01:02:14It's not much
01:02:23Yeah look
01:02:24Yeah
01:02:25It doesn't matter
01:02:33Fuck
01:02:52Who is it
01:02:53It's George
01:02:55Whoa
01:02:57I never said you could come in
01:02:58Yeah don't play silly buggers with me
01:03:01Where's the drugs
01:03:15Right
01:03:17Now
01:03:24I am an antichrist
01:03:27I am an anarchist
01:03:30Don't know what I want
01:03:33You're Malcolm McLaren
01:03:36So much for the new look
01:03:38What are you
01:03:40I'm a singer
01:03:41Come on son
01:03:42No no no no
01:03:43Leave him he's a singer
01:03:44We should let him sing
01:03:51In your own time
01:03:53What do you want to hear
01:03:55Whatever pops into your deluded little head
01:04:09All things bright and beautiful
01:04:13All creatures great and small
01:04:17All things wise and wonderful
01:04:21You plucked up all that courage
01:04:23Came all this way just to sing a Sunday school hymn
01:04:28It was in my head
01:04:31Do you hear that
01:04:33That is the sound of no one applauding
01:04:37Get used to it
01:04:41I want to be famous
01:04:43Famous for what
01:04:45Well 35 years should just about do it
01:04:48Since you forced me to look for positives
01:04:50You do have an interesting exterior
01:04:54You should see me when I make an effort
01:05:19Ssss
01:05:29Up here
01:05:31Take your shoes off
01:05:43No no no down here
01:05:46For God's sake put your shoes on
01:05:56How wonderful
01:05:59Notorious for doing nothing
01:06:02Only now I think it's time I actually did something
01:06:05Why fuck with the winning formula
01:06:07You tell me your name already
01:06:09Three times Mr McLaren is George
01:06:13How horribly forgettable
01:06:15You should change it
01:06:17To what
01:06:19I've just written a song about a pilot called Lieutenant Lush
01:06:24Do I get to record this song as it's named after me
01:06:26No no no it's for a little band I put together called Bow Wow Wow Wow
01:06:30I thought there was only two wows
01:06:32I'm thinking of extending it
01:06:34That's a brilliant idea
01:06:36Don't kiss my arse George
01:06:38Please call me Lush
01:06:42I have little interest in the music industry
01:06:45I sell clothes
01:06:47In order to sell anything you have to advertise it
01:06:50That's why I put the pistols together
01:06:53If I were to form a real band
01:06:56That would take a great deal of time and effort
01:06:58Neither of which I have
01:07:00So when I look at you
01:07:03What do you think I ask myself
01:07:07How do I spell his name on a cheque
01:07:11Can you wear
01:07:13Well I'll tell you to wear
01:07:15And convince others to copy you
01:07:18I'm your mannequin Mr McLaren
01:07:26I'm having a new house delivered
01:07:28They're sending it one bit at a time
01:07:41I don't like you
01:07:43I don't like you town
01:07:45I don't want to like you
01:07:47I'll shop around
01:07:49I don't need a train
01:07:51I don't need no hamburgers
01:07:53No takeaway
01:07:55I want my own game
01:07:57I want a pigment
01:07:59I'm sick, sick of seeing signs
01:08:02To eat walking down these dark lonely streets
01:08:05Go wild, go wild
01:08:07Go wild in the country
01:08:09Where snakes in the grass
01:08:11Are absolutely free
01:08:13I don't need a train
01:08:15I don't need no hamburgers
01:08:17No takeaway
01:08:19I want my own game
01:08:40Did I miss the band meeting
01:08:42Well they came early
01:08:44Well they didn't mention it
01:08:47Look there's no easy way to say this
01:08:50They don't like you
01:08:54Oh
01:08:55They want you out
01:08:59Well haven't you told them where to go
01:09:01Of course I did
01:09:03Which is why they are off on tour
01:09:09Without you
01:09:15Enjoy the rest of your life
01:09:20They're shit anyway
01:09:22Adam and Jens, we're bongos
01:09:25Do you know who you want to be
01:09:27Who do I want to be
01:09:28Shaking Stephens
01:09:30Trust me I don't want to be Shaking Stephens
01:09:32I'd give anything to be Shaking
01:09:34Kids love him
01:09:36Grannies love him
01:09:37It's number one every pissing Tuesday
01:09:39No one's even bothering to copy it
01:09:41Well I don't think there's nothing for two people to dance on Elvis' grave
01:09:44Anyway fuck music, I'm going to be an actor
01:09:46You're Lieutenant Lush
01:09:50Left, Lieutenant Left
01:09:51That's what I said
01:09:52No, you said Lieutenant, as in Columbo
01:09:55Anyway I'm not him
01:09:56Lush is
01:09:57Dead
01:09:58Yeah, life cut tragically short
01:09:59But it means nothing to me
01:10:01Well, I'm in the music business too
01:10:03Yeah, thought I saw you working in ArtPrize
01:10:08What do you do
01:10:09Well
01:10:19I'm starting a band if you're interested
01:10:22I hope you've got more instruments than that
01:10:27You're funny
01:10:28Well that's good enough for me I'm in
01:10:38Stand in the middle
01:10:44Stand in the middle
01:10:49And if any of you boys would like to know how to look good in make-up
01:10:52Check out Steve Strange in the video for this song
01:10:55This is Veil to Grey
01:11:08Shit
01:11:20They're selling pirate shirts in Topshop
01:11:24What
01:11:26I said
01:11:28They're selling pirate shirts in fucking Topshop
01:11:34I walk down the street
01:11:36People don't even throw stuff at me anymore
01:11:43What does that mean
01:11:46We're dead
01:11:48Officially enough
01:11:51Doomed to walk the forgotten land
01:11:54With John Lydon and Les McFucking-Kewing
01:12:03Bay City Rollers
01:12:05God, they were huge
01:12:10You either made it onto the Live Aid bill
01:12:13Or you picked up your P45
01:12:19I was busy that day
01:12:22You still have a recording contract
01:12:25No, I quit the band
01:12:29I was fired
01:12:31Go it alone
01:12:33My grandmother couldn't pick the others out of a line-up
01:12:35Yeah, and what exactly does Granny Strange know about it
01:12:40Who do you think used to buy your records
01:12:42It wasn't just fat teenage girls unable to get boyfriends
01:12:45My...
01:12:47My granny fucking loved you
01:12:50Or Stevie
01:12:51Why can't you be more like that boy George
01:12:55Well, because he's a lying, thieving, heroin, snorting bender
01:12:58I tell her
01:12:59But she wouldn't hear a word of it
01:13:02She thought you were as pure as the driven snow
01:13:07How is John's doing
01:13:11You two still together
01:13:15I think he wishes I was dead
01:13:20Well, this could be his lucky night
01:13:30What are these? Pornos?
01:13:34I don't watch them, I just deliver them
01:13:36I'm George, in case you forgot
01:13:38Everyone knows who you are
01:13:40What are you flattering
01:13:41Kirk's fat Irish faggot
01:13:45I'm just fucking with you
01:13:50How's things
01:13:52I'm in a band
01:13:54The Sex Gang, children
01:13:56We're not going to get much airplay with a name like that
01:13:59Well, we might be looking for a drummer
01:14:04Is that right
01:14:06One, two, three, four
01:14:20Sorry, sorry, can we start again
01:14:26One, two, three, four
01:14:56Here we go, grub's up
01:14:58So, what sort of influences have you all got
01:15:01Punk
01:15:02Er, reggae
01:15:04Motown
01:15:05Soul
01:15:06Pop
01:15:07Find a bit of skiffle and you'll have the full house
01:15:10Any ketchup, Mrs C
01:15:17Were you in a dance
01:15:18For a bit
01:15:19What's Captain Sensible like
01:15:21He's a good guy
01:15:23Were you in a band
01:15:24For a bit
01:15:25What's Captain Sensible like
01:15:27His feet smell
01:15:30So, what do you think
01:15:31Honestly, I think Mikey's mum makes a mean fish finger sandwich
01:15:35No, I'm serious
01:15:36Oh, you're serious, are you
01:15:37No, we're going to be huge
01:15:39Not unless you replace your lead guitar
01:15:42I only just found him
01:15:44There's more to this shit than wearing the right frock
01:15:47You think I can't sing
01:15:49Did I say that
01:15:51Well, you never said I could
01:15:52God, you're a needy bastard, aren't you
01:15:55More than you'll ever know
01:16:03Your voice is OK
01:16:06There's a bit of soul there
01:16:09And when the words come out
01:16:11I sort of believe you mean them
01:16:13That's a compliment, isn't it
01:16:15It's as much as you're going to get for now
01:16:22So, are we doing this, or what
01:16:33Hello, John, lazy prick
01:16:35Don't panic, Mr Manoring
01:16:37Let's get on with this, shall we
01:16:39Are you seriously going to sing this
01:16:42The eyes of Medusa, control and compel
01:16:44To love I surrender
01:16:46I'm under his spell
01:16:48Control and compel
01:16:49To love I surrender
01:16:50I'm under his spell
01:16:51He loves me
01:16:52He hates me
01:16:53He knows me too well
01:16:56OK, it's no shut up of your face
01:16:58It says he
01:17:00He loves me
01:17:01He hates me
01:17:02Medusa was a bird
01:17:03Yeah, a snake, yeah
01:17:04Yeah, definitely not a geezer
01:17:05Not my Medusa
01:17:06Yeah, well, it's three against one
01:17:08So let's just rehearse it with she, shall we
01:17:19Right, what have we got here
01:17:21A Jew, a Jamaican, a hairdresser and a poof
01:17:27Nothing can stop a line-up like that
01:17:29But if you want to write songs that only appeal to half a dozen people
01:17:32Do it in your own time
01:17:33I thought we were aiming a bit higher than that
01:17:35Yeah, well, we can't all pretend to be something we're not
01:17:39I don't know what you're talking about
01:17:41I don't know what you're talking about
01:17:43I don't know what you're talking about
01:17:45I don't know what you're talking about
01:17:48I'm not asking you to pretend anything
01:17:52Just don't elaborate on certain stuff
01:17:57Always leave them wanting more
01:18:00Walt Disney said that
01:18:04He did all right for himself, didn't he
01:18:13George?
01:18:14Are you in there?
01:18:16George?
01:18:22What happened to you?
01:18:24The bitch went for me
01:18:42She reckons I spend more time with you than I do with her
01:18:46Give her a triangle, stick her in the band and then she can see you day and night
01:18:53She's jealous
01:18:56Of what?
01:18:59Of you, you muppet
01:19:06She thinks I fancy you
01:19:17Don't make me look a prat
01:19:23You have no idea what you're doing
01:19:27But that's good
01:19:29That's fine
01:19:46Get out of the way
01:19:54You've killed a mutant
01:19:56In the red light
01:20:09Oh, fuck
01:20:16Fuck
01:20:23Well, I guess he'll have to do
01:20:33I'm calling the police
01:20:34No, just go back inside
01:20:35He's a bloody headcase
01:20:36Are you going to let your boss talk to me like that?
01:20:38Emily, just go back inside
01:20:39George, shut the fuck up
01:20:44You're crushing my ears
01:20:45George!
01:20:46No, I'm going to vomit
01:20:47No, seriously
01:21:05What's that?
01:21:0726-0
01:21:10I've had you more than you've had me
01:21:15I've had you more than you've had me
01:21:38I love boxing
01:21:46I need you
01:21:47Come on then
01:21:51Come on then, George
01:21:52You're a loser, George
01:21:54Get your ass out of here, fat cow
01:21:56What's wrong with you?
01:22:16It hurts
01:22:24I'm going to prison, aren't I?
01:22:26You're not going to prison
01:22:28I won't survive in a place like that
01:22:29No one's going to prison
01:22:34Don't you watch the news?
01:22:36I mean, Norman Tellett wants to lock me up and throw away the key
01:22:39You shouldn't have fucking voted for them then, should you?
01:22:42What's his beef, anyway?
01:22:44You're a rock and roll stereotype, we've been exporting them for years
01:22:49What have I done that's so evil?
01:22:54You got a little older
01:22:57A little less cute
01:23:00It's like Bowie
01:23:03Bowie?
01:23:04You think he didn't go through this shit?
01:23:07He killed Ziggy, he didn't know where to go next
01:23:09He killed Ziggy, he didn't know where to go next
01:23:11Then he puts out Station to Station and everyone thinks it's the end
01:23:15But what happens after that?
01:23:16He finds his way to Berlin and records Low
01:23:19I love Low
01:23:20And that's where you are right now
01:23:22Somewhere between Station to Station and Low
01:23:24It's a transition
01:23:27It hurts
01:23:31It's going to hurt for a little while longer
01:23:33A little longer
01:23:39What am I going to do, John?
01:23:42Get yourself well
01:23:46Then give them something else to talk about
01:23:59I'll buy you some new fish
01:24:01Damn right you will
01:24:03Fuck
01:24:34I think I've got diarrhoea
01:24:35If you shit yourself, just carry on
01:24:37Is he going to do this or not?
01:24:38Of course he's doing it
01:24:40Culture Club, last call
01:24:46Whatever it takes, get him out of that car
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01:26:51It's got 5 up
01:26:53Right, out of 5
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01:27:001
01:27:01Give me time to realize my crimes, let me love and steal.
01:27:27Let it dance inside your mind.
01:27:36Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
01:28:00Precious kisses are words that burn me.
01:28:05Lovers never ask you why.
01:28:10In my heart the fire is burning.
01:28:15Choose my color, find a star.
01:28:20Precious people always tell me.
01:28:25That's a step I've stepped too far.
01:28:29Do you really want to hurt me?
01:28:34Do you really want to make me cry?

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