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00:00:00Dean, we can't do that out here.
00:00:25What if a teacher catches us?
00:00:26Then meet me upstairs.
00:00:27It's our last night before you move back west and I start military college.
00:00:31You still want to go all the way?
00:00:33Of course.
00:00:34We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:00:38I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:00:47Ow!
00:00:50Give that back.
00:00:51Aww.
00:00:52Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:00:55Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:01:05Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:01:08Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:01:10Dean would never.
00:01:16We'll see about that.
00:01:18Dean.
00:01:23Ow!
00:01:24What are you doing?
00:01:25Let me go!
00:01:26Shut up!
00:01:31Nice, Jake.
00:01:33Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:01:36Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:01:39Come on.
00:01:44I refuse to believe Elisa's lies.
00:01:51Oh, Dean, that was so good.
00:01:58What the hell?
00:01:59Where's Dean?
00:02:02He's in the bathroom, getting ready for round two.
00:02:05Can you blame him?
00:02:06Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:02:09As if I'd believe that.
00:02:11He's probably not even in there.
00:02:14See for yourself.
00:02:20No, he wouldn't.
00:02:25Dean, are you in there?
00:02:30Yeah.
00:02:32How could you?
00:02:34You promised me.
00:02:37No.
00:02:42No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:02:44I want an explanation.
00:02:46She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:02:50I want an explanation.
00:02:53Why do you think he's hiding in there?
00:02:55Instead of coming and talking this out with you.
00:02:59Go on, ask him to come out.
00:03:02See if he will.
00:03:04Fine.
00:03:06Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:03:09One.
00:03:11Two.
00:03:13Three.
00:03:17You ruined tonight.
00:03:18You ruined us.
00:03:34What the hell?
00:03:37Please, it's going to be okay.
00:03:45Hannah, thank God.
00:03:46It's over, Dean.
00:03:48Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:03:52Don't talk to me ever again.
00:04:00I have to find her.
00:04:01I have to explain everything.
00:04:04Hannah.
00:04:06Hannah.
00:04:11Hannah, why?
00:04:14Why'd you leave me?
00:04:26I come home from college to a new house, a new town, and a new stepmom?
00:04:31Who even is this woman?
00:04:34Who even is this woman?
00:04:35She's kind and also very rich.
00:04:38We met before we moved four years ago.
00:04:40Four years ago?
00:04:45That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:04:53Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:04:54I'm so happy you're here.
00:04:56And my son is going to love you.
00:04:58He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:00I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:05:01He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:05:04You should go, too.
00:05:06I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:05:08You could meet some students and maybe bond a little bit with your stepbrother.
00:05:13Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:05:18Dean goes to military school, too.
00:05:20Oh, God, will he be there?
00:05:22Speak of the devil.
00:05:24Hi, honey, where are you?
00:05:26About to head to the party.
00:05:28Perfect.
00:05:29I'm going to send your stepsister, Hannah, there to meet you.
00:05:32Hannah.
00:05:34Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:05:36Take good care of her, okay?
00:05:48How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:05:50Everyone's in uniform and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:54Oh, my God, is that him?
00:06:00He is so fine.
00:06:02I know, he's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:06:05And he's single.
00:06:07And I hear he's looking for a date for the junior dance, too.
00:06:10Back off, I called this.
00:06:17Dean?
00:06:19Hannah, it's been four years.
00:06:21She probably never even thought about me.
00:06:23What are you doing here?
00:06:25I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:06:27Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:06:30Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:06:33I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:06:35No need, I'm leaving.
00:06:38Dean, where are you going?
00:06:40Don't walk away from me.
00:06:42What does she have that we don't?
00:06:47Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:06:49You already did that four years ago.
00:06:51That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:06:53I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:06:54You were the one that dumped me
00:06:56after I got knocked unconscious.
00:06:58Four years, Hannah.
00:07:00I called you so many times.
00:07:02I tried to find you and explain.
00:07:04You expect me to believe some crazy excuse
00:07:06after four years?
00:07:08Your clothes were all over the room.
00:07:10I heard your voice.
00:07:12I wanted to believe him so badly.
00:07:14She doesn't believe me,
00:07:16then why waste my breath?
00:07:18She'll get it.
00:07:25Whoa!
00:07:27That's three shots of vodka, man.
00:07:29Is this about that hot girl
00:07:31you were fighting with over there?
00:07:33It's my ex, Hannah.
00:07:35I haven't seen her in four years.
00:07:37I thought she left this town for good.
00:07:39Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:07:44No, dude.
00:07:46There's like a million Hannahs out there.
00:07:48It can't be the same person.
00:07:50Hope you're right,
00:07:52because becoming step-siblings with your ex
00:07:54is a nightmare.
00:07:56Especially when my ex is convinced
00:07:58I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:08:00I can't believe this.
00:08:02She walked away from me again.
00:08:04Then show her she's wrong.
00:08:06Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:13Well, well, well.
00:08:15The virgin Hannah returns.
00:08:17I can't believe you'd show your face
00:08:19in this town again.
00:08:21You weren't humiliated enough
00:08:22for what you did to me.
00:08:24You're the one who jumped
00:08:26into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:28No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:08:30Dean was my man,
00:08:32and you took him from me.
00:08:34What?
00:08:36You won't get away with that.
00:08:41Get away from me,
00:08:43you backstabbing bitch!
00:08:45Haven't you heard me enough?
00:08:47Elise, what's wrong?
00:08:49This woman is harassing me.
00:08:50She ran away from me four years ago.
00:08:52She just had to come back
00:08:54and rub it in my face.
00:08:56I thought she was totally trying
00:08:58to seduce him earlier.
00:09:00I knew it!
00:09:02I knew that home wrecker
00:09:04was out to get me.
00:09:06Damn, jealous much?
00:09:08That is so messed up.
00:09:10No, I wasn't.
00:09:12She's lying.
00:09:14Elise is the desperate one.
00:09:21Hold her down.
00:09:24You know what happens
00:09:26to bitches who steal other people's men?
00:09:28The punishment is
00:09:30your very own scarlet letter.
00:09:33A for adulterer.
00:09:36Asshole.
00:09:39Let me go!
00:09:41That's Hannah.
00:09:45Get your hands off her!
00:09:47What the hell is this?
00:09:49What the hell is this?
00:10:13We know Hannah seduced you
00:10:15and stole you away from Elise.
00:10:16Now that home wrecker
00:10:18is just paying the price.
00:10:20Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:10:22Then she's a liar.
00:10:24I never slept with Elise.
00:10:26I wouldn't touch her
00:10:28if you paid me a million dollars.
00:10:30Is he telling the truth?
00:10:32You don't have to lie
00:10:34to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:10:36We all see it.
00:10:38She's not pretty enough
00:10:40to be girlfriend material.
00:10:42Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:10:44You're very confident
00:10:46how many guys here
00:10:48has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:10:53And how many of you
00:10:55actually want to sleep with her?
00:10:59See, you think you're so hot
00:11:01but no one here wants you.
00:11:03I know I never did
00:11:05and I certainly never will.
00:11:07No one wants a woman
00:11:09with an ugly soul.
00:11:11And the next time you want to call someone
00:11:13a home wrecker,
00:11:14it's a bitch.
00:11:21You know what happens to bitches
00:11:23who steal other people's men?
00:11:25No, no, please don't.
00:11:32Is that true?
00:11:34You really never slept with Elise?
00:11:36Hannah, why would I?
00:11:38Is that why you ran off
00:11:40without saying goodbye?
00:11:42All the evidence was there.
00:11:44It was in her school.
00:11:46I can't believe you think
00:11:48I would choose her over you.
00:11:50Are you calling me stupid?
00:11:52Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:11:54Even if you never cheated,
00:11:56it took me four years
00:11:58to piece my broken heart back together.
00:12:00I can't just let that go.
00:12:02Apparently neither can Elise.
00:12:04God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:08No, don't drink that!
00:12:10Oh God, please don't tell me
00:12:12that has piss in it.
00:12:14Look, but dude,
00:12:16that's got a whole tap of acid in there.
00:12:30Are we swimming?
00:12:33Oh my God.
00:12:35You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:41You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:44Again, I never cheated.
00:12:46God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:48Where are we?
00:12:50You're at my house.
00:12:52Well, my mom's.
00:12:54Just lay down.
00:12:56You need rest, okay?
00:12:58Mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:13:00We're at my house.
00:13:02I just moved in.
00:13:05Isn't your new stepsister
00:13:07also named Hannah?
00:13:15After four years,
00:13:17you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:19Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:24The ship.
00:13:26I'm the captain of the ship.
00:13:28And it's calling me.
00:13:30What are you thinking, Dean?
00:13:32She's just tripping.
00:13:35Good night, Hannah.
00:13:45I start my new job at the academy today.
00:13:48Oh crap, I have to get ready.
00:13:54Morning, Hannah.
00:13:56Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:13:58Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:14:00I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:14:02Oh.
00:14:04He's probably still sleeping,
00:14:06but you'll see him around.
00:14:08Can't wait.
00:14:10I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:15She left without saying goodbye.
00:14:17Again?
00:14:23This is for the best.
00:14:25It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:28Hey, Mom.
00:14:30Did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:14:32You mean your stepsister?
00:14:34No, not my stepsister.
00:14:36My...
00:14:38Never mind.
00:14:40She really did leave.
00:14:42Again.
00:14:44That's why, since you missed her at the party last night,
00:14:46she went upstairs to shower.
00:14:54She better be done in the bathroom,
00:14:56or I can't be late for school.
00:15:00Ah!
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:04Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:15:07Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:15:11Sure, yeah.
00:15:12This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:15:15I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:17Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:20Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:24Do your job and keep your head down.
00:15:26No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:15:29Dean goes here.
00:15:31I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:15:33Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:35Understood?
00:15:37Yes, Captain.
00:15:40I'm Skye.
00:15:42I'm the age during the cleaning crew.
00:15:44I can tell we're going to be friends.
00:15:47I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:15:50I think someone needs a shower.
00:15:55No, I clean the bathrooms with that!
00:15:59I can tell.
00:16:01Now the smell is unbearable.
00:16:03What the hell?
00:16:05You can't just do that.
00:16:07I'm a third year student,
00:16:09and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:16:10There's no shower here.
00:16:12If you want to take an actual shower,
00:16:14you can use the West Wing locker room.
00:16:16They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:21Go ahead and take a shower.
00:16:23I'll cover for you.
00:16:40If you don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah,
00:16:43that bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:16:50Dean, what are you doing here?
00:16:53I go here, Hannah.
00:16:55What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:16:57Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:16:59Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:02I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here,
00:17:05and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:07She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:10If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:17:13Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:17I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here.
00:17:20Her first day on the job,
00:17:22and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:17:24Elise, she set me up.
00:17:26Oh, my God, I can't be in here.
00:17:28What do I do?
00:17:30Don't say a word.
00:17:38Lieutenant DeMont, what's going on in here?
00:17:41I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:17:43What is Lyons doing in here?
00:17:45All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:17:47I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:49She must be here with you somewhere.
00:17:51Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:18:03Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:05I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:18:07Are you both going to stand there and watch, or?
00:18:10No!
00:18:12Freeze, DeMont.
00:18:14It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:16He's in trouble now.
00:18:22But it's a worse offense to drag the captain
00:18:25into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:27What? But, Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:18:30He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:32Silence!
00:18:33That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a weak Lyons.
00:18:38Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time,
00:18:41and you're doing bathroom duties too. Got it?
00:18:44Yes, Captain.
00:18:50Apologies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:18:59Jeez, that was close.
00:19:01It's twice I've saved you now.
00:19:04You owe me a thank you.
00:19:12Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:15Why not?
00:19:17You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:19:19You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:21It's not that simple.
00:19:23Four years is a long time.
00:19:25I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:19:27How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:29How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to kiss?
00:19:32Don't look at me like that.
00:19:34Like what?
00:19:36Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:38Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:19:41those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:44I'm not going through that again.
00:19:46You want my trust? Earn it back.
00:19:52Fine.
00:19:54I will.
00:19:59I will.
00:20:06I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:20My God, I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:20:23I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:25I know. That should teach her not to mess with cleaning staff.
00:20:30Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:50Everything okay there?
00:20:52Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:20:55Look alive, ladies.
00:20:56Today, I want the two of you to work in...
00:20:58Captain, there's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:21:01I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:21:03Kitchen it is.
00:21:05Follow lions and no funny business.
00:21:23Big D, have you done your homework?
00:21:26Have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:29The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:34I have someone in mind.
00:21:36Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:41Who? Your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:44Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:46Oh yeah, non-existent. So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:21:51Clean it up.
00:21:56You're not going to treat Sky like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:22:04Is something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:06It's just so itchy. It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:10Oh my god, it's driving me crazy. I have to get this off.
00:22:18You should let your skin breathe, Hannah. Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:27Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:41The show's about to begin.
00:22:45Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:49Dean won't help her now. He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:53No one here wants you, Hannah. So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:22:58Yeah, where are you scratching yourself? Do you have like an STD or something?
00:23:02Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:23:05Is he really just going to sit there? Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:23:15Everyone shut up!
00:23:23Shut up!
00:23:32What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:34If I hear one more word about this, I see one more video, you will never walk these halls again.
00:23:52Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:23:59Elyse, I think you dropped something.
00:24:02Oh, what the hell?
00:24:08Looks like you're as bad with every disease Hannah has.
00:24:10No, I don't!
00:24:12That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in school.
00:24:15Watch out, it may be contagious.
00:24:16Yes!
00:24:21Stop that, you're going to tear your skin off.
00:24:24Here, anti-estimates. You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:28Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry. It was Elyse, she put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:33But don't worry, I got her back and took videos with your phone and got you a new uniform.
00:24:39I knew it was her, I just wish we had proof.
00:24:42Do me a favor, will you, Skye?
00:24:46Next time you see her doing anything suspicious, breaking any rules, record it.
00:24:52Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:24:54Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:24:56Don't worry, I'm going to protect you and Hannah. She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:04You're so kind to her.
00:25:06Okay, on a scale from one to ten, how embarrassing was that?
00:25:10None of the captains saw, and barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:14I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:16Especially now that Elyse is walking around looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:21Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny navy bros saw you half naked?
00:25:26Hell no.
00:25:28Oh, so you were jealous?
00:25:30What if I was?
00:25:32Honey, I made reservations for you and your step-sister at Anchor Bar tonight,
00:25:37so you two can properly meet. I'm sending her number now.
00:25:41Call to confirm, would you?
00:25:43Got it.
00:25:47I have to make a move.
00:25:50I have to make a move.
00:25:52I have to make a move.
00:25:54I have to make a move.
00:25:56I have to make a move.
00:25:58I have to make a move.
00:26:00I have to make a call.
00:26:02It's okay, I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:19Who just called you?
00:26:21I don't recognize the number, it's probably a scam.
00:26:24Right.
00:26:26Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:42Hello.
00:26:43Hey, Hannah.
00:26:45Dean, is that you?
00:26:47Yeah, it's me. Your step-brother.
00:26:49Did he just say his name was Dean? He must have misheard me.
00:26:53Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other night.
00:26:55Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:26:57Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:26:59Okay.
00:27:03Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:06I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but y'all look so hot together.
00:27:10God, no, it's my step-brother.
00:27:12I think he goes here too.
00:27:14But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:17Ooh, I have an idea.
00:27:20There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:27:22Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:25Ooh.
00:27:30Ooh.
00:27:33I'm meeting my step-brother. Is this too much?
00:27:42I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:44If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:27:48Can I help you?
00:27:50It's reservation only.
00:27:52Oh, I'm meeting someone. Name?
00:27:54Oh, God.
00:27:56What is my step-brother's name?
00:27:57That's so embarrassing.
00:27:59Why don't you try the gentleman club down the street instead?
00:28:02Excuse me?
00:28:04Hannah?
00:28:06Hannah?
00:28:08What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:10Young girl in a Thai dress?
00:28:12Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:14I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:17Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:22I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:24She's not a homewrecker either.
00:28:25She's my girlfriend.
00:28:27Lieutenant DuMond?
00:28:29I'm so sorry, she didn't say.
00:28:31I don't care. No one talks to her that way.
00:28:34You're fired.
00:28:46Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:48Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:51Are you on like a date or something?
00:28:52Oh, so you are jealous.
00:28:54Never said I wasn't.
00:28:57Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:29:00Whoa, are you serious? I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:03Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:06Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:12Yeah, right.
00:29:14Could you imagine?
00:29:16I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:18Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:19Right. I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:29:22He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:24Then he's also an idiot.
00:29:26I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:29:29Or a hermit. I can't tell which, really.
00:29:31She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:29:34She seems super fun.
00:29:36Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:38If you'd rather not go home,
00:29:40you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:43You do kind of owe me after all.
00:29:46Fine. One drink.
00:29:50Your usual, Mr. DeMott.
00:29:52And a pina colada for the lady.
00:29:54You remembered my favorite drink.
00:29:58So, is this what it's like
00:30:00being one of the top-ranking lieutenants
00:30:02at the Naval Academy?
00:30:04Everyone treats you like royalty
00:30:06and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:08Sometimes.
00:30:10It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:30:12so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:14When my mom divorced my scumbag father,
00:30:16she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:17She's invested it well.
00:30:19She sounds like a badass.
00:30:21She is.
00:30:23You two would get along.
00:30:25Cheers to new beginnings?
00:30:34Ooh.
00:30:36Cute, no?
00:30:37Cutie. Wow.
00:30:41Looks better on you.
00:30:43Turn around.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:30:51Nice.
00:30:53That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:30:55Yeah, I know.
00:30:58Okay, I should go.
00:31:00We've been talking for hours
00:31:02and it's way past last call.
00:31:04I have work and you have school.
00:31:06Hannah, don't go.
00:31:08My mom owns the bar.
00:31:10Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:31:12Dean, I don't know.
00:31:14Only four years of catching up to do.
00:31:16Dean, I can't.
00:31:18Do you have any idea
00:31:20what those four years were like for me?
00:31:22They were hell.
00:31:24Heartbreak.
00:31:26I looked at old photos reliving that moment
00:31:28over and over again.
00:31:30You think I didn't go through that too?
00:31:32You want to know how I became
00:31:34top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:36Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:38I worked myself to the bone
00:31:40just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:42And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:43It didn't.
00:31:45I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:52I still love you, Hannah.
00:31:54I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:31:58At least let me drive you home.
00:32:00You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:02I want to say yes,
00:32:04but if I let myself fall this hard again,
00:32:06how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:08I'll call a car.
00:32:10See you tomorrow.
00:32:14How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:16He never showed.
00:32:25Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:28Is that what she told you?
00:32:30She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:32Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:34She's up in her room.
00:32:36Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:38I don't want to talk to her.
00:32:40I don't want to talk to her.
00:32:41She's up in her room.
00:32:43Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:49Hello?
00:32:55Oh my God!
00:32:57God damn it!
00:32:59What the hell did I do to you?
00:33:01I'm so sorry.
00:33:03You scared me.
00:33:05Are you okay?
00:33:07Don't come near me.
00:33:09Just give me some space, please.
00:33:12I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:20Morning, Lieutenant.
00:33:22Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:24No, I don't get hangover.
00:33:27Do you have a tissue?
00:33:31Oh my God, what happened?
00:33:33There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:33:37Um, I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:44You should see the other guy.
00:33:55Better?
00:33:57Much.
00:34:02Alright, let's get this bandaid off. Come with me.
00:34:07I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:14It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:23Alright, let's get this bandage off. Come with me.
00:34:33I'm sorry about last night, Hannah.
00:34:34I don't want to push you.
00:34:36I'm sorry too. I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:41You were a victim in all this too.
00:34:45Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:48Depends on the question.
00:34:50Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:34:53It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony and I have to give a whole speech?
00:34:57Dean, I'm cleaning crew. I'm not allowed.
00:35:00Says who?
00:35:01Says who?
00:35:03It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:05I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:35:13Just think about it.
00:35:18Oh my god, the captain.
00:35:20Come quick, it's Elise.
00:35:23She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:29Oh my god.
00:35:45Well so much for everyone forgetting about everything. The captain's definitely gonna fire me.
00:35:50No she's not. I'm shutting this down now.
00:35:54I have an idea.
00:35:55I have an idea.
00:35:58Attention seeking skank munch.
00:36:13God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:17He's obviously doing charity work. He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:24Right? Boo hoo, Hannah. You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:36Actually, that's not true.
00:36:49You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:54You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:57Wait until the captain sees this.
00:37:00Bitch.
00:37:04Oh, you broke my phone.
00:37:06Sorry. We need to broadcast a little something of our own today. Hannah?
00:37:11That video of me was nice, but I think the whole school is really gonna love this one.
00:37:23Stop.
00:37:27Damn, at least Hannah looked hot. At least looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:33Ew, it's so true.
00:37:35And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either. How sad.
00:37:39You two-faced asshole!
00:37:41I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:37:43You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:48Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah? Any other threats they want to make?
00:37:54Good. I'm the top-ranked lieutenant, and next year I'll be senior commander.
00:37:59I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:04So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:09Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:11Yeah, just two quick things.
00:38:24That was so badass.
00:38:26We got her so good.
00:38:28I gotta get back to work.
00:38:37Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:40My office, now!
00:38:48I saw the video.
00:38:49This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:38:54I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:38:58Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:03What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:05Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:07No. Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:39:10You saw what she did in the locker room. She's the one who broadcasts the video.
00:39:14She set Hart up.
00:39:16Do you have proof of that?
00:39:17Damn, I broke her phone.
00:39:19No, but...
00:39:21You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:39:25It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:27If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:34Then so be it.
00:39:39Dean, wait.
00:39:42Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:44Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:46Ms. Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:50Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:39:57Dean, think about it.
00:39:59I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:40:04You're right.
00:40:08But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:09And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:12That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:16I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:40:30You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:32You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:35I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:36I'm trying to earn it back.
00:40:38I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:58God, I've missed this.
00:41:00So have I.
00:41:03Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:04Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:06You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:08If she sees me there, she's going to freak out.
00:41:10There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:12I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:41:21Yes.
00:41:23Yes, I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:32Morning, Dad.
00:41:33Morning.
00:41:35Gotta run.
00:41:37You're in a good mood.
00:41:39What are you off to, sweetie?
00:41:41I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:41:43My date, Dean, is a lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:46You and Dean are going to the dance together?
00:41:48How exciting!
00:41:50Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:52Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:41:54Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:41:57Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:42:01Oh, don't worry about that.
00:42:03I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:05If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:07Oh my God, thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:13I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:20I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:26Sorry, what was that?
00:42:28I had music in.
00:42:29Nothing, dear.
00:42:40Oh, honey, did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:44Not yet, I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:42:50Good, you better.
00:42:52Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:42:56It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:42:59My stepsister? But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:05Oops, forgot my bag.
00:43:10Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:43:18Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah!
00:43:21My stepsister? So what?
00:43:23My stepsister? So what?
00:43:25My stepsister? So what?
00:43:28Wait, so she is that Hannah.
00:43:31Dude, I told you, she's my stepsister, Hannah.
00:43:36You're so dense, bro.
00:43:38But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:42We've never met. It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:46Huh?
00:43:48Whatever you say.
00:43:54Oh.
00:44:01Can I help you?
00:44:03The shop appointment only.
00:44:05Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:07My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:12You're too late. Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:15Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:23I've never looked hotter.
00:44:30I've never looked hotter.
00:44:32Ugh, seriously? She never gives up.
00:44:38Oh my god, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:43That's my dress you're wearing. Take it off.
00:44:46Please, Hannah.
00:44:48Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:44:54Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance, so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:45:00Shit. All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:10Is there a problem over here?
00:45:11Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:15Just get security to get her out of here. I don't feel safe here.
00:45:21I don't feel safe here.
00:45:23She's lying. She's the bully.
00:45:25She spread this horrible video of me all over school and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:32I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance, but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:38How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman? You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:45She did it to me first. That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first.
00:45:50And now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:52I've heard enough. I told you you cannot show here without an appointment.
00:45:57And now you're causing a major disturbance in the store. Security!
00:46:03You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:46:05You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:46:08Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:17What did you do?
00:46:22What did you do?
00:46:24I didn't mean to. I swear the guard was hurting me and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:28Yeah, right, you psycho bitch. You did this on purpose.
00:46:30Oh, I'm the psycho bitch? I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:32It is not enough to kick her out. She needs to be arrested.
00:46:36You can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:44Hey, drop her arms now. You're hurting her.
00:46:47What are you doing? Take her away. She ripped my dress. Isn't that like assault?
00:46:52Assault? What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:46:57Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:00And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:04She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:08Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:11I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:16I think it's time someone punished her.
00:47:18Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home.
00:47:23You're fired.
00:47:25You can't do this. We're not at the academy.
00:47:27You can't do this. We're not at the academy. You have no power here, lieutenant.
00:47:32Actually, this is my family's business. My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:48I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:52You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:47:57It wouldn't make up for my little judgment.
00:48:02By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:48:06After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:10Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:48:22Hannah's gone too far. I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:28Lisa, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:33Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:48:36Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:48:41Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault? No?
00:48:46Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:48We're going to finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:00Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me?
00:49:10The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:13Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:15Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:21You look so perfect. I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:49:30Dean, we can't.
00:49:34I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:39You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:49:41This feels just like prom. How can I trust that I'm not going to get hurt again?
00:49:46You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah. I didn't then and I won't now.
00:49:52Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:49:59Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6. Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:12Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:20Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:26Hannah, wait!
00:50:42What do you think?
00:50:44Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:50:47You've never looked more beautiful, sweetie.
00:50:55Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:50:58I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:01My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:06There he is.
00:51:08There he is.
00:51:12Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:16We know that, sweetie. Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:24Stepbrother?
00:51:28Stepbrother?
00:51:31This can't be happening.
00:51:32This can't be happening.
00:51:35Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:40I need some air.
00:51:47Hannah, stop. Talk to me.
00:51:49I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings. I mean, we kissed.
00:51:53I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:57This doesn't change anything. This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:52:02How can you say that?
00:52:04I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:52:08I thought I could just...
00:52:18We will be together.
00:52:20I love you, Hannah.
00:52:22And I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:24Still?
00:52:26Even after all these years?
00:52:28I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:30I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:34Maybe it's stupid.
00:52:36But I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me either.
00:52:40I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:42Oh, my God.
00:52:44I was so happy.
00:52:46I thought it was finally going to happen.
00:52:48Dean.
00:52:50Ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:54That last year of high school was hell without you, and I thought,
00:52:56maybe once I went to college, I could finally forget about you.
00:52:59But no matter how many guys I talked to,
00:53:02none of them could compare to you.
00:53:06Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:53:11So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:14I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:53:17Oh, God.
00:53:19My dad would freak if he found out.
00:53:21And your mom, and, oh, my God, the captain, Elise.
00:53:25Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:53:28What are we going to do?
00:53:30We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:32We're going to have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:35We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:37We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:39We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:41We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:43We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:44We're going to go to the dance we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:46We're going to keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:53:50Okay?
00:54:15I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:54:18That janitor girl is so lucky.
00:54:20How can she afford a dress like that?
00:54:22She looks like a movie star.
00:54:25Nothing will ruin this night, okay?
00:54:33Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:37I don't want Dean to recognize me.
00:54:39He was unconscious, you moron.
00:54:41Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway.
00:54:42Not with the captains and professors here.
00:54:44So when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:47Shut up!
00:54:49Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:52We're going to wait until Hannah's alone.
00:54:55Then we move in for the count.
00:55:13I love you.
00:55:38Not here.
00:55:40It's pointy eyes.
00:55:42That was iris.
00:55:53Dean.
00:55:56Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:55:58Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:56:00Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:56:02Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:04No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:12Step-siblings in love?
00:56:14If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:18This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:25I'm going to hit the bathroom.
00:56:27Don't move, okay?
00:56:37Nice dress.
00:56:39Nice dress, Hannah, but I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:44Your words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:56:47I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:56:51And you got nothing.
00:56:54Oh, too slow this time.
00:56:57I'm going to have the best night of my life, and you're not going to stop me.
00:57:09Watch.
00:57:12Change of plans.
00:57:14Follow my lead.
00:57:16It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:31Oh, no.
00:57:32Sorry.
00:57:33Sorry?
00:57:35I'm sorry.
00:57:36Sorry.
00:57:37Sorry?
00:57:39God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:42Looking for your friend, Hannah?
00:57:44Or maybe Lieutenant Dumas?
00:57:47Sorry, cleaning girl, but they're not here to save you now.
00:57:59Oh, my God, Scott.
00:58:01I have to help her. I'll be right back.
00:58:06Come on, let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:22God, I can't stand her.
00:58:25How am I supposed to put up with a whole nother year of her bullshit?
00:58:29If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out, she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:36We won't let it get that far.
00:58:38She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:41I don't know, Hannah.
00:58:43She is out to get you.
00:58:45And she won't stop until she does.
00:59:07Get this to that guy over there.
00:59:10Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:24A gift from Ms. Hannah Hart.
00:59:30Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
00:59:32Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:34Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:36Dude, you're going to miss the ring ceremony.
00:59:39You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:41If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's going to demote you.
00:59:45Don't worry, I'll be back.
00:59:47I can't leave Hannah hanging.
01:00:03Follow him, quick!
01:00:16Jake, grab him!
01:00:33Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:38Come on, get your ass in here.
01:00:44Oh my God.
01:00:48Looking for Dean?
01:00:50He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:52What?
01:00:54The note, the champagne.
01:00:57You guys better hurry up and bone
01:00:59or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:02What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:10I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:01:13You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:15I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:01:18You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:31Hey!
01:01:45Dean?
01:01:47Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:50Did you drug me?
01:01:52Of course not.
01:01:54Who gave you that champagne?
01:01:57Oh jeez, you're burning up.
01:02:00Shh.
01:02:02You don't have to speak.
01:02:04Just be here with me.
01:02:07Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:02:10You've been drugged.
01:02:11Maybe.
01:02:13God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:02:15You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:02:18We can tell our parents.
01:02:20We can tell everyone.
01:02:22I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:02:24I need you.
01:02:26I love you, Hannah.
01:02:34I love you too.
01:02:36Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:37I love you too.
01:02:39Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:49I got you now.
01:02:51Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:03:01You made it just in time.
01:03:03The ceremony's about to start.
01:03:07Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:10Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:03:14Are you two for real?
01:03:16He was drugged.
01:03:18I think.
01:03:20Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:22Some server.
01:03:24I don't know.
01:03:26This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:03:29Everyone, it's time for our ring ceremony.
01:03:32He can't go up there.
01:03:34He doesn't have a choice.
01:03:37Congratulations to all of our Junior Academy students
01:03:41who have worked so hard
01:03:43to get through another challenging year.
01:03:46You have shown incredible discipline
01:03:49and you should all be very proud.
01:03:51Now, I present to you
01:03:54your class's top-ranking lieutenant, Dean Dumont.
01:04:04You are on thin ice, Lieutenant.
01:04:07You have no money business
01:04:09and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:04:14To my fellow juniors
01:04:16who have worked so hard,
01:04:18I would like to say that...
01:04:21You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:04:23We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:04:32Oh my God, they're related?
01:04:34But not by blood.
01:04:35It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:04:37Wait.
01:04:39I thought we all knew this already.
01:04:54Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:58We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:05:01Please continue your celebrations
01:05:02while we work on our...
01:05:04technical difficulties.
01:05:06Come with me. Now.
01:05:08Hart, you too.
01:05:18What were you two thinking?
01:05:20Hart, you broke the number one rule.
01:05:23No fraternizing with the students.
01:05:25And Lieutenant Dumont,
01:05:27you've got the whole school in chaos
01:05:29because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:05:31Have I got all this right?
01:05:33It's not how it sounds.
01:05:35We didn't know our parents were married.
01:05:37Is that so?
01:05:39And that makes everything so much better.
01:05:41Captain, please.
01:05:43It's not Dane's fault.
01:05:45He was drugged tonight.
01:05:47Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:05:49You just can't keep my name out of your mouth,
01:05:51can you, Hannah?
01:05:53Hey, give that back!
01:05:55Check her phone, Captain.
01:05:57It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:06:01How exactly did you sneak into a hotel
01:06:03to film this, Lyons?
01:06:05I didn't. I don't know how that got there.
01:06:07I was framed.
01:06:09Now I see who's really behind all of this drama.
01:06:12Elise Lyons.
01:06:14You're expelled.
01:06:16What?
01:06:18You're expelled.
01:06:20What?
01:06:22But they're pathological, incestuous liars.
01:06:25Last time I checked,
01:06:27step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:06:28You would know that
01:06:30if you got anything higher than a C in any of your classes.
01:06:32And liars, you say?
01:06:34Tell me,
01:06:36if we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now,
01:06:39would we find drugs in his system?
01:06:42Oh, you spineless little snitch!
01:06:45Don't even think about it.
01:06:55Jake,
01:06:56get the car ready.
01:06:58Now!
01:07:00Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:07:02Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:07:08Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister?
01:07:11What the hell?
01:07:13It's in the tabloids everywhere.
01:07:15So much bad press for the Academy.
01:07:18Now, Dean,
01:07:20I technically can't expel you for this,
01:07:23but I can assure you,
01:07:24you will not be a senior commander.
01:07:27And as for you, Hart,
01:07:29you're fired!
01:07:32And as for you, Hart,
01:07:34you're fired!
01:07:36No, please don't fire her.
01:07:38Isn't there anything I can do?
01:07:40Go home,
01:07:42both of you,
01:07:44and determine if this
01:07:46is really worth it.
01:07:51What the hell do we do now?
01:07:53We have to do something.
01:07:55Something huge.
01:07:57Something that will rip Dean and Hannah
01:08:00into little tiny pieces
01:08:02that they can never put back together again.
01:08:05Well?
01:08:08Do you have any ideas?
01:08:11Of course you don't.
01:08:13Hey, you're the mastermind here.
01:08:15You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:08:17It was your idea to assault them last time,
01:08:19and it was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:08:20Shut up, you idiot!
01:08:22I told you,
01:08:24you can't go around saying things like that!
01:08:26I'm getting out of here. I'm changing my name.
01:08:28I'm fleeing the country.
01:08:30Pull yourself together, you dimwit!
01:08:32If you leave me to finish this job alone,
01:08:34then I will kill you!
01:08:39Look over there.
01:08:45Get in the car.
01:08:47We're gonna run them down.
01:08:48What?
01:08:50You heard me.
01:08:52If we don't do something major,
01:08:54then I'm getting locked up.
01:08:56Now get in the car and drive!
01:09:01Do I have to do everything myself?
01:09:05I wonder if our parents heard the news.
01:09:14I guess that answers that.
01:09:15We should get home.
01:09:17We have a lot of explaining to do.
01:09:21You're going down, bitch!
01:09:25Hannah, look out!
01:09:36Dean?
01:09:38Dean!
01:09:45Dean!
01:09:57Dean!
01:09:59Thank God you're okay.
01:10:01Sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:03Come here.
01:10:05Holding you is worth the pain.
01:10:09Thank you, Dean.
01:10:11You saved my life.
01:10:13Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do
01:10:15to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:10:19Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:21What do you think?
01:10:25It was her, Hannah.
01:10:27Elise.
01:10:29I saw her right before she hit me.
01:10:32She's really gone off the deep end.
01:10:35I'm sorry, Dean.
01:10:37For what?
01:10:39For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:10:43Oh, my poor baby!
01:10:45I'm so glad you're all right.
01:10:48You have some explaining to do.
01:10:54We can't explain.
01:10:56The photos online were a setup,
01:10:58but Dean and I...
01:11:00We're in love.
01:11:02We have been since we met in high school.
01:11:04We tried not to be.
01:11:06We tried to run away and just forget it,
01:11:08but the universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:11:09I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:11:13It's true.
01:11:15We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:11:17I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:11:20I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:11:22But then I bumped into him at the party
01:11:24and then again at the school,
01:11:26and all the feelings I'd buried for years
01:11:28came flooding back.
01:11:34Are you mad?
01:11:36No.
01:11:37Are you mad?
01:11:39Are you kidding me?
01:11:41We're furious.
01:11:43Are you mad?
01:11:45Are you kidding me?
01:11:47We're furious.
01:11:51Furious you didn't tell us sooner!
01:11:53What?
01:11:55We have some news of our own.
01:12:00Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:12:03Why would you do that?
01:12:05Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:12:07I'm gay.
01:12:14This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:12:20That's cool, Mr. H, but
01:12:22are you okay with all this?
01:12:24Oh, yes. I set them up.
01:12:26Armand is my personal stylist.
01:12:32I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:12:33Wait, but
01:12:35this means that
01:12:37you're actually not step-siblings anymore.
01:12:45Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:12:47As for the press,
01:12:49my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:12:52Speaking of my publicist,
01:12:54maybe I'll ask him out.
01:12:56I've always thought he was hot.
01:12:58Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:13:00Now that that's settled,
01:13:01what are we gonna do about Elise?
01:13:03I know she was driving the car,
01:13:05but I don't have any proof
01:13:07that she committed an actual crime.
01:13:19I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:21I have your proof.
01:13:24I have it.
01:13:26I have proof that Elise Lyons
01:13:28is a certified psycho.
01:13:30Oh!
01:13:35Oh, my poor son.
01:13:37I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:13:40It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:13:42Julian, let me go!
01:13:44Shut up!
01:13:46Son of a bitch.
01:13:48Now I know for sure.
01:13:50Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:13:55Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:13:59You're bleeding.
01:14:01Let's get you a doctor.
01:14:04We might have the proof,
01:14:06but where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:11I can help with that.
01:14:17I can help with that.
01:14:19What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:22I don't know.
01:14:23What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:26Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:14:28You stay away from my family.
01:14:30No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:14:32I didn't want to do any of that shit,
01:14:34but Elise made me, okay?
01:14:36I was just some stupid teen
01:14:38who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:14:40I didn't know she was going to force me
01:14:42to do all this horrible stuff.
01:14:44She said that if I didn't listen,
01:14:46she was going to kill me.
01:14:48Wah, wah, wah.
01:14:50Am I right?
01:14:51Call that boy Crap Jake
01:14:53and tell us where Elise is.
01:14:55She's here, in the hospital,
01:14:57and she's out for blood.
01:15:01Oh, God.
01:15:03Hannah.
01:15:10Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:15:12Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:13Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:21Hannah, look out!
01:15:27That's for messing with Scott.
01:15:31This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:38I'm sorry.
01:15:40I'm sorry.
01:15:41This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:47And that's for messing with me.
01:15:54Oh, you petty little bitch!
01:15:56You couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:16:00Sorry, Elise.
01:16:02Psycho's finished last.
01:16:04Hit this one while you're at it.
01:16:06No, no, no. Guys, come on.
01:16:08I helped you guys out. Come on.
01:16:09After multiple counts of assault?
01:16:11Hell no.
01:16:13Rot in prison, asshole.
01:16:16Oh, and one more thing.
01:16:20Ow, my feet!
01:16:22I need those, you asshole!
01:16:24Come on!
01:16:26That was so badass.
01:16:28Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:16:35Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:36What are you doing here?
01:16:38Captain?
01:16:40What are you doing here?
01:16:42Came to check on my newest commander.
01:16:44But it looks like you've recovered nicely.
01:16:46And it looks like Hart here, you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:16:50She learned that all on her own?
01:16:53Wait.
01:16:55Did you say commander?
01:16:57I thought you demoted me.
01:16:59I did.
01:17:01But your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and...
01:17:03Donated two million to the Academy...
01:17:06I thought I'd reconsider.
01:17:08If you're still interested.
01:17:10Yes, yes. Thank you, Captain. I accept.
01:17:13But...
01:17:15What about Hannah?
01:17:17I thought you'd ask that question.
01:17:19Luckily, we just had a position open up in the records office.
01:17:23I thought you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on.
01:17:29Thank you, Captain. I'd be honored.
01:17:31Great.
01:17:33I'll see you both on Monday.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:41Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:17:58God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:18:00Finally. At least can't ruin it.
01:18:03I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:18:07Ugh!
01:18:11You know, you called me something back at the hospital.
01:18:14Boyfriend? Was it?
01:18:16You noticed that, huh?
01:18:18Did you like it?
01:18:20Loved it.
01:18:22Been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:37God, you're so perfect.
01:18:39I'm never letting you go again.
01:18:41Please don't.
01:18:43I promise.
01:18:46I love you.
01:18:48I love you.
01:18:50I love you.
01:18:52I love you.
01:18:54I love you.
01:18:56I love you.
01:18:58I love you.
01:19:00I love you.
01:19:02I love you.
01:19:04I love you.
01:19:06I love you.
01:19:08I love you.
01:19:10I love you.
01:19:12I love you.
01:19:14I love you.
01:19:16I love you.