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00:00WAKEY WAKEY, YOU GREEN SKINNED PUFFONS!
00:15Time for a high-caliber breakfast in bed!
00:20I love the smell of burnt plastic in the morning!
00:30Colonel, what's going on?
00:36Sarge, General Plastro and his Tan army are attacking. Meet me at the helipad for evac.
00:41Yes, sir. I'm on my way.
00:51Colonel Grimm!
00:53Sarge, the Bravo Company commandos have been captured by the Tan army.
00:57Bravo can hold their own. Colonel Grimm, you're hurt. I'll get you to the helipad for evac.
01:03Oh, it's just a plastic wound. Plastro's army has the helipad surrounded. There's no way out!
01:09Yeah? We'll see about that.
01:27Well done, Sarge. Well done.
01:35Well, all in today's work, sir. Bravo can hold their own.
01:45Colonel, there's a blue tank in the town below.
01:50Well, spy, no doubt. Apprehend him and bring him in for interrogation.
01:54Equipation
01:56Stop!
02:20You're coming with me.
02:22I've got a bad feeling about this.
02:33What the...?
02:36I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
02:52Good job, Sarge.
03:01Perhaps interrogating a spy will reveal something about that strange energy field.
03:05Excellent! Last night's attack on the Green Army was an excellently evil success!
03:22General Plastro.
03:23Yes, little man?
03:25Colonel Grimm and Sergeant Hawk have escaped and captured a blue intelligence officer.
03:29Also, Sarge found one of our portals.
03:32What?!
03:34That portal must not fall into green hands!
03:37Double the men to secure the perimeter!
03:40And as for Colonel Grimm...
03:43Perhaps this little film will persuade him to surrender!
03:48Vaporized hundreds of our courageous soldiers dead from Plastro's new super-weapon...
04:05...a Death Ray.
04:06The Blue Spy revealed that these weapons were found in a parallel dimension
04:09and transported here through a device they're calling a portal.
04:14A portal? That must be what I chased the Blue Spy through.
04:19The Spy also confirmed that members of Bravo Company are being held hostage at different enemy locations.
04:25Your first priority is to get your squad back together.
04:30Your mission is to find the enemy base and rescue your Bazooka Man Riff.
04:36Once you've found him, return to the helipad for evac.
04:53Sly Fox, this is Bravo Leader One. Objective secured.
04:58Roger that. Proceed with the rescue objective and rescue your Bazooka Man Riff.
05:02Yes, sir.
05:06What took you so long, huh?
05:11Well, I stopped to pick daisies by the latrine. What do you think? Let's hightail it out of here.
05:16I'm with you, man. I'm just inching to lay down some Bazooka Blues on these damn turkeys.
05:21Yo, Sarge. Thanks, man. I owe you big.
05:35Yeah, yeah. Same for the money.
05:40The Green Nation will fight on to defeat Pasto in his super weapons.
05:45And cut. That's a wrap.
05:51Off the record, any idea where Plastor is getting these super weapons?
05:56Now you know that's classified information, Vicky.
05:59Reporting is ordered, sir.
06:06Oh, hello, Vicky.
06:09Hi, Sarge.
06:10I think we're done, Vicky.
06:15But the Tan forces are closing in.
06:17Don't leave the compound.
06:19I do not want you in any danger.
06:21Oh, Daddy.
06:23I can take care of myself.
06:25Plastor is transporting hundreds of weapons through the Dimensional Portal
06:28for a massive attack against us.
06:36Dimensional Portal?
06:40Then we've got to locate the portals and destroy them.
06:45We've located one of them near an enemy camp.
06:48The same camp where they're holding your machine gunner, Thicke,
06:51and Hoover, your minesweeper.
06:54The camp is located in the middle of the Black Forest.
06:56Find it, and then rescue Hoover and Thicke.
07:26Hoover, I thought you were captured.
07:36I slipped away while the Tan guards were wrestling with Thicke.
07:40Those goons forced him through some weird energy field.
07:43Energy field?
07:44A portal?
07:44You've got to take me to it.
07:46But, but, but that's on the other side of the mine field.
07:49Wash your spine, soldier.
07:51You are a minesweeper, so start sweeping.
07:54This is Bravo Leader One to Sly Fox.
08:00We've located the Tan camp.
08:02I have Private Hoover with me now, sir.
08:04Good.
08:04Have Hoover report back to the helipad for evac.
08:07Move out, Private.
08:10You don't have to tell me twice, sir.
08:13Hoover said the Tan took Thicke through a portal.
08:17Find that portal and rescue Thicke.
08:20Oh man, I'm starting to feel like Alice in Wonderland.
08:35Someone's going to pay for this.
08:37Oh, Sarge, I wasn't too sure.
08:46Maybe you've forgotten to remember me.
08:48Thicke.
08:49Come on, how could I forget my heavy machine gunner?
08:51I got some yard work to do.
08:53I'll meet you at the portal.
08:54Ah, okay, Sarge.
08:57What's a portal?
08:57Oh.
08:58Oh.
08:58Oh.
08:58Oh.
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08:59Oh.
09:00Oh.
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09:11Oh.
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09:12Oh.
09:12Oh.
09:12Yes, Thicke.
09:14We go bye-bye.
09:18This is Vicky Grimm in Enemy Territory, reporting this exclusive story.
09:24The Green Army has uncovered the source of the Tan Army Secret Weapons.
09:28A portal to another world.
09:31From this world, Plastor has brought back tools of mass destruction with which he could win the war.
09:37Aート of lore.
09:38The worstoduck.
09:38A protumu is destroyed, perhaps.
09:40God is mortFor the
09:59rope.
09:59On the planet, shed a fonet of vont.
10:00So, let me see if I have this correct.
10:03Not only did you fail to capture Sarge,
10:06you let him rescue three members of Bravo Company.
10:09Oh, and we lost another portal in the process.
10:12Am I forgetting anything?
10:16Uh, no, sir.
10:17That, that, that about covers it.
10:29General, good news.
10:30We've captured Colonel Grimm's daughter, Vicki.
10:33A daughter?
10:34Excellent.
10:35Oh, I'm a big fan of hers.
10:39What fine luck.
10:43Oh, this is delicious.
10:46I think a celebration is in order.
10:47A feast.
10:49A parade.
10:51Fireworks.
10:52You sent for me, Colonel?
11:00I sent a platoon to secure the portal.
11:03Unfortunately, the Tan Army destroyed it before we could get there.
11:07I don't photograph very well, sir.
11:08It's Vicki's camera.
11:09Blastro has captured my daughter.
11:10What?
11:11That fiend.
11:12Leave it to me, Colonel.
11:13I'll get her back.
11:14This is your last chance.
11:15Tell me the location of the Green Army Headquarters.
11:16Never.
11:17What is going on?
11:18Oh, General Blastro.
11:18Thank goodness.
11:19Please don't let them hurt me anymore.
11:21Fiend leave it to me colonel. I'll get her back. This is your last chance
11:27Tell me the location of the Green Army headquarters
11:30never
11:37What's going on what are you idiots doing Oh
11:41General plaster thank goodness, please don't let them hurt me anymore
11:46I'll do anything. I can help you. We can win this war together
11:53Guards take her to my office. We shall um
12:01Think he's a smart girl. She takes after her old man
12:07I pray you're right son
12:09Your mortar man shrap is being held at ice station gulag a prison compound located in the Arctic zone
12:16Are you ready for another run?
12:20I was molded ready, sir
12:22Ice station gulag is heavily defended. You will need to sneak in undetected
12:27Any shots fired around the base will alert the enemy an electrical fence protects the base
12:33You'll need to find its power source and shut it off before scaling it once you've done that radio home
12:46This is Bravo leader one to Sly Fox objective one accomplished
13:04Roger that proceed with the rescue objective and free any captured grave prisoners you encounter
13:09We'll have a helicopter waiting for you inside the POW compound after you rescue shrap
13:15Good luck son
13:17Turning soldiers into spiders
13:28Oh that madman has gone too far besides I hate spiders
13:41Oh that madman has gone too far besides I hate spiders
13:45Shrap hang on buddy
13:55Huh
13:57Sergeant Hawk dude that was like too close
14:04We got to break out of here before the whole tan army is on us and don't call me dude
14:08Oh, no sweat dude
14:10It'll be just like shooting a curl back at Kahane a bitch
14:15Then stay tight and don't call me dude
14:18Well Sarge dig from up here everyone looks like they're totally ants or something
14:34I was thinking the same thing and you called me dude again
14:38The hour is at hand when the tan army
14:44Will take its rightful place as the most supreme power in the world
14:51I will give colonel Grimm 48 hours to surrender
14:56Or everything that he holds dear will cease to be
14:59The hour is at hand when the tan nation will take its rightful place
15:02As the most supreme power in the world
15:03I will give colonel Grimm 48 hours to surrender
15:07Or everything that he holds dear will cease to be
15:09And I do mean everything
15:16We can't surrender
15:18No
15:20We can't surrender
15:22We can't surrender
15:24We have no choice
15:26The tan army is advancing on all fronts
15:29The tan army is advancing on all fronts
15:32And we have no defense against their super weapons
15:36If we could destroy the remaining portals
15:41We could even the odds
15:43Yeah, we could even the odds
15:46The last one is located in the heart of Fort Plastro
15:52It's a one in a million chance
15:57Huh
15:59Sounds like good odds to me
16:02We will insert you about 20 clicks outside of Fort Plastro
16:08Your mission?
16:09Find a way inside
16:11Once inside you'll radio to HQ for further orders
16:14Drop it! Or she dies!
16:30You win this round, Plastro
16:36See? I told you it would work!
16:41What? Vicky, you...
16:45How could you?
16:47What a fool you are, Sarge
16:49Do you really think you could have slipped into my fortress so easily?
16:53This isn't over, Plastro
16:56Au contraire, it's quite over for you and your green army
16:58Throw an end in a bit
17:00Wait! One farewell kiss, please, for old time's sake?
17:03Well, okay
17:05Seeing how it will be his last
17:11Well, this is a lucky breakthrough
17:29Sarge
17:37Scorch, come on, we gotta get back to the portal
17:39Want to return to Fort Plastro? No thanks
17:43I'd better stay here and be plastered
17:45Plastered?
17:47What, do you think you're on R&R here, soldier?
17:49No, plastered
17:51Anyone that enters this world from our world
17:53Has a limited amount of time here before freezing solid like a statue
17:57That's what Vicky Grimm calls Plastered
17:59I wouldn't put too much stock in what Vicky said
18:01She and Plastro are in cahoots
18:03What? Help me escape
18:05She told me where to find another portal
18:07Helped you escape?
18:09When Vicky gave me my farewell kiss back at the sandbox
18:11What do you know?
18:13She passed me a film canister and I didn't even know it
18:15We gotta get this to Colonel Grimm ASAP
18:17Now let's find the other portal
18:19Find the other portal
18:23You first
18:25I'll set the charges and then follow
18:27Besides you always set the charges
18:29You know how much I love TNT with the boom and the etc
18:33Quit jabbering and get going Scorch
18:35The information on the film you provided contains all of Plastro's plans
18:45Good work
18:47I'm just a delivery boy, Colonel
18:49Vicky's the real hero
18:51Plastro's attack is scheduled for tomorrow at dawn
18:53Which is why we will attack him tonight when he least expects it
18:55Our force is a week
18:57So I need you to sneak in and throw the first punch
18:59Finally, a good old fashioned stand up fight
19:25Sly Fox, this is Bravo Leader One
19:27Objective secured
19:29Our advance is stalled
19:31The main attack force is pinned down by giant robots at the fortress entrance
19:37Hang tight, Sly Fox, the cavalry's on its way
19:46They knew of our plans
19:48But how could they?
19:50They...
19:51You...
19:55I'll deal with you later
19:57Later
19:59But what are you waiting for?
20:01Light it up!
20:03Light it up!
20:05No sign of Plastro or Vicky
20:07They must have escaped through the portal
20:09To the portal
20:14Fire in the hole!
20:15Fire in the hole!
20:28Sarge! Help!
20:30Vicky!
20:31Vicky!
20:37Aw, you've gotta be kidding
20:39You know, we are not draußen
20:40The town of Plastro is gonna be in the end!
20:41Yes, he's not in the end!
20:42I thought he was a sly
20:43Young man's cause
20:44Never gonna run them
20:45I thought he was going to be in the end!
20:46No, no, no...
20:47He was gonna be in there
20:48No !
20:49So I do not know
20:50That's it
20:51I think he got a good place
20:52This is the train of action
20:53News 3
20:54Well, I want to be a little bit
20:55This is the train of action
20:56Help!
21:15Vicky!
21:21Are you alright?
21:26No!
21:28I'm not alright!
21:30Plasto destroyed the last portal.
21:32Nah, there should be one left.
21:34The one I went through when I captured that blue spy.
21:37Oh, thank goodness.
21:39Where is it?
21:40Well, it's...
21:42I...
21:43Don't know.
21:44We've got the Tan Army closing in on us, and you can't remember where the portal is?
21:52You talk too much, lady.
21:56Are you okay, lady?
21:58No, I don't know.
21:59I don't know.
22:00It's too good to see the children.
22:03The elsőjelöjelöjén
22:06It's a variety of things that you can't really see, M.E.
22:08Mrs.
22:10It's a great escape plan?
22:11Well...
22:12Well, it's a...
22:14Well, it's a work in progress.
22:17progress
22:35I'll distract the dog so you can get away. Don't stop for anything. I'll meet you at the portal Vicky
22:47Hopefully I bought Vicky some time to escape
22:54I've got to find the portal
23:03Well no one said this was gonna be easy
23:08The portal has to be through that doorway once I find it I'll destroy it and save the green nation
23:13You have it backwards Sarge. I will save the portal and then destroy the green nation
23:18Plastro, why don't you drop that gun and face me like a man?
23:21It's a shame someone as brave as you would be made of green plastic. Time to die Sarge
23:26Not on your best day bucko. Oh, well, well, excellent move. I didn't see that one coming. You're quite clever, but
23:33You think you can help smart a bullet?
23:37Well, maybe not
23:39But I bet that thing could
23:41Mommy
23:44You know, I don't think the world's ready to be overcome by a chew toy
23:56The portal must be in here somewhere. Oh man, I sure hope Vicky made it through, okay
24:11Vicky
24:21If you so much as touch a hair on her head, I will personally
24:24You'll what? You heroic little green fool thingy
24:30I knew what it was like to be a devil
24:32You'll know what it's like to be bits as for you my pet even though you are a traitor
24:38I still look forward to making you my wife now
24:47Let go you idiot are you insane?
24:51Why can't you just accept your defeat? I'm winning here, so you want to die well then well I'll die
24:57Vicky get out of here save yourself
24:59Vicky get out of here save yourself
25:05Here boy, yeah boy
25:09Here boy
25:11Oh not again
25:13Oh no, no bad doggy, put me down
25:17Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it
25:25This is the only portal left as soon as you find them get back through it as soon as possible
25:34Vicky
25:35Daddy
25:45Well done Sarge
25:47Well done
25:49All of the day's work sir
25:55Go ahead Sarge
25:57That's an order
25:59Yes sir
26:05Go ahead
26:06Go ahead
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26:09Go ahead
26:10Go ahead
26:11Go ahead
26:12Go ahead
26:13Go ahead
26:14Go ahead
26:15Oh, you may have won this battle Sarge
26:18But war isn't over yet
26:20The war isn't over yet
26:35Go ahead
26:38In their lives
26:40Do you meet again...
26:43Yeah!
26:45Go ahead
26:46Go ahead
26:47Go ahead
26:48Go ahead
26:49Go ahead
26:50And the arrow is inside
26:53Put it in thearet
26:56nombre
26:58chickas
26:59Can't then
27:01Go to the altar
27:02selections
27:03The
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