Robot Monster is a cult classic science fiction film from 1953, often remembered for its low-budget effects, surreal atmosphere, and unintentionally humorous tone. The story follows a young boy who dreams of a post-apocalyptic Earth where humanity has been nearly wiped out by an alien named Ro-Man—a creature that looks like a gorilla wearing a space helmet.
Ro-Man, an agent of the alien force known as the "Great Guidance," is sent to Earth to exterminate all human life using a deadly "calcinator death ray." However, a small group of human survivors manages to avoid destruction. As Ro-Man continues his mission, he begins to develop human-like emotions, particularly romantic feelings for one of the surviving women, which ultimately interferes with his orders.
Despite its flaws, Robot Monster has achieved cult status due to its bizarre visuals, melodramatic dialogue, and unique charm. It's often cited as one of the “so-bad-it’s-good” films that have become beloved over time for their campy appeal and earnest ambition.
Ro-Man, an agent of the alien force known as the "Great Guidance," is sent to Earth to exterminate all human life using a deadly "calcinator death ray." However, a small group of human survivors manages to avoid destruction. As Ro-Man continues his mission, he begins to develop human-like emotions, particularly romantic feelings for one of the surviving women, which ultimately interferes with his orders.
Despite its flaws, Robot Monster has achieved cult status due to its bizarre visuals, melodramatic dialogue, and unique charm. It's often cited as one of the “so-bad-it’s-good” films that have become beloved over time for their campy appeal and earnest ambition.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:44How do you do ladies and gentlemen, my my name is slick Slaven
00:00:48and I'm just out here for a moment or two to kind of kind of warm up the
00:00:52The show kind of warm you up for the movie that's about to follow and I oh mother. How are you?
00:00:58It's so good to see you dad. Hi dad. How come you're not sitting together? Oh
00:01:04Melvin Melvin a little chocolate on your face Melvin. Let me get it off. There we are
00:01:09Melvin you might as well take that shirt with your friends. But anyway a while I'm out here. I like
00:01:19How do you like that a plane in my act and it's not even third dimension
00:01:24Well, what are you gonna do?
00:01:26Goodbye 2d. Bye 2d. I
00:01:30Tell you what, ladies and gentlemen, probably a lot of you folks have been thinking about
00:01:36How your various Hollywood stars will look and sound in 3d
00:01:40So I more or less would like to show it to you and I'd like to sing a little song that I wrote
00:01:46I wrote a little song that I wrote entitled
00:01:49My heart is owned and operated by you and in the song will more or less explain the rest to you as we go along
00:01:55Here we go
00:01:57Now ever since I met you I've been like a robot and do the things you tell me
00:02:04And you know it. Oh
00:02:07My what am I to do?
00:02:10My heart is owned and operated by you now
00:02:14Cary Grant will probably look and sound in third dimension something like this singing the same song
00:02:20Now ever since I met you I've been like a robot robot sounds like a plug for a picture
00:02:26Do the things you tell me and you know it. Oh my what am I to do?
00:02:32My heart is owned and operated by you
00:02:35Jimmy Sturt doing the song. Oh when we're out together G G you treat me funny
00:02:40You talk about the weather, but but oh, honey, I want love. What can I do?
00:02:46My heart is owned and operated by you
00:02:49Ronald Coleman doing the song. Oh, if you could please me
00:02:53Instead of tease me, huh? And that really would be would be fine
00:02:59Instead you taught me how you idiot you when you should want me day and night and night and day for you
00:03:05I find once again grant I do for
00:03:08So if you'd only show me bits of affection
00:03:12Bits of affection not be in the White House with the next election, but oh my it's sad, but it's true
00:03:20My heart is owned and operated by you
00:03:23Jimmy Cagney doing the song now Cagney walks like he's a little out of balance Jimmy Cagney
00:03:31Used to work in silent pictures here's a fella makes $10,000 a week can't afford a belt
00:03:37My heart is owned and operated by you
00:03:41When we're out together
00:03:43Gee, you treat me funny
00:03:45You talk about the weather
00:03:47Oh, honey, I want love
00:03:50What can I do?
00:03:53My heart is owned and operated by you. I'm free Bogart doing this on Humphrey Bogart
00:04:03Okay, Rosie
00:04:05Okay, Rosie, I can't stand those leeches
00:04:10Come out of that washroom and come out clean
00:04:14Larry Parks from the Jolson story Larry Parks. We've been working on this for months
00:04:22God bless you. I didn't think you'd get it Peter Laurie doing this song Peter Laurie. What talent?
00:04:28Ever since I met you I've been like a robot Sidney and do the things you tell me and you know it
00:04:37What am I to do my heart is owned and operated by by you
00:04:43See the little air twerp. He has no one to play with to judge your guy cut you in half
00:04:48Now you have someone to play with haters a clever look swell
00:04:52Sidney Greenstreet doing the song Green Street. Wow
00:04:57Near Peter my heart is owned and operated by you
00:05:00And if you could please me, mr. Lord, I'd rub that knife and rub that knife. Mr. Lord, it rubbed that knife
00:05:07And haven't I taught you to eat with a fork? Hey, there's a good maybe not
00:05:11Charles Lawton doing the song
00:05:16If you'd only show me
00:05:18If you'd only show me bits of affection, by the way ladies, this is very reducing
00:05:23I'd be in the White House with the next election, but out by it's sad, but it's true
00:05:29My heart is out and operated by you. And this is how I'll look and sound in 3d if you could please me
00:05:37Instead of tease me
00:05:39That really would be fine
00:05:43Instead you taught me or when you
00:05:46Instead you taught me or when you should want me a day and night night and day for you
00:05:53Well, if you'd only show me
00:05:56Bits of affection say I'd be in the White House. Oh with the next election, but oh my
00:06:04It's sad, but it's true
00:06:06My heart is owned and operated by you
00:06:10Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, and well
00:06:13I guess now we're gonna kind of get on with the show
00:06:16I want to say that I certainly hope to see you real soon in this very same theater. So God bless you
00:06:22We'll see you now on with the show
00:06:43I
00:07:13I
00:07:43I
00:08:13I
00:08:43Mean we can play house now you promised
00:08:54These woods are Polos basement, it's either them or us
00:09:13I
00:09:33Did you say something
00:09:37He says we must die oh, yeah
00:09:39Well, if you insist but come here
00:09:46Wouldn't it be nicer if we could live at peace with each other
00:10:00We we are
00:10:02Archaeologists boy people who try to find out what men were like way back before they could read or write
00:10:08The only way to pass on what the new
00:10:13You see our job is to chip it out carefully and take it to a museum so people can study it gee are you
00:10:20It's even better than being cowboys
00:10:24Was he a spaceman robot as far as we know that there are no spacemen at those times in troubles either
00:10:32Some of those people I saw last time I was on Pluto. Oh
00:10:36What's your name son? Oh
00:10:40Johnny it looks like you stirred a little outside of your orbit doesn't
00:10:45Here we are in the cave
00:10:48My mother and sister bet you'd like her. No doubt Johnny. That wasn't fair
00:10:53You kids promised you take a nap right after lunch. We took you on this picnic and off you scoot
00:10:58I hope he hasn't given you any trouble. Not at all Johnny
00:11:02At the camp I used to go to we used to have to take a nap after lunch right up until we were 14
00:11:08Will you be here when I get back if we are you're welcome to join us. Come on. Come on quit stalling
00:11:28I
00:11:48Don't think he would
00:11:50Say are we ever gonna have a new father on our house? I
00:11:55Don't know dear would you like that if we do? I hope he's a big scientist that makes rocket ships and things like that
00:12:20I
00:12:50I
00:13:20I
00:13:50I
00:14:20I
00:14:50Extension Roman XJ to reporting to guidance Roman. I salute you you are late 14 minutes
00:14:59Gravitational pull is stronger than reported point seven six five two higher than our planet
00:15:04accepted report
00:15:06And I asked first for other news
00:15:10Granted no life has been discovered on any other planets. Earth is our only rival
00:15:15Was great guidance the human knew about atomic energy, but had not mastered the cosmic ray
00:15:21Wherever I directed the calcinator beam they crumbled at first the fools thought it came from one among their many nations
00:15:28They began destroying each other with hydrogen bombs. I
00:15:33Announced myself to keep them from wiping out cities, which will give our people much amusement
00:15:38Too
00:15:41Late they've landed against me their resistance pattern showed some intelligence, but all are gone now
00:15:47Way is clear for our people. I
00:15:50Want facts not words?
00:15:53That day my pulse has been reduced to plus zero zero
00:15:58reject
00:16:01Error
00:16:02But great guidance. I approved it
00:16:04My energizer has scan check by square feet. No life above the pedoptera level exists
00:16:09My calculator is more accurate in the 22nd category. There is an error of 16 billions
00:16:16Great one is never wrong
00:16:18And there are perhaps eight people left on earth
00:16:21not perhaps
00:16:23Precisely find and destroy them then report back
00:16:30I
00:17:00I
00:17:30Have a good mind to give you a thrashing didn't we tell you never never never to go outside of those wires without our permission
00:17:36Marta anger won't keep the boy from doing it again. You must tell them why?
00:17:43You know the terrible things that have happened when the Roman landed on earth
00:17:48The only reason we are still alive is that your sister Alice and I
00:17:52Are still alive
00:17:55The only reason we are still alive is that your sister Alice and I
00:18:00Worked out a way to reflect his deadly beams away from the house
00:18:05He can't see us. He can't hear us, but one word spoken outside the barrier and he will be down on us
00:18:13Do you understand that Johnny?
00:18:15I saw him
00:18:17Roman he's in the cave at the end of the ravine then he's found us out not yet
00:18:22We'd all be dead by now. Are you sure I was in the cave painting his picture the way we saw him on the viewer screen
00:18:28Why were you doing that Johnny?
00:18:29So in case he did wipe out the human race, there'd be some record of how it happened go on go on
00:18:34I heard him coming ducked out just in time. Look to me like he was making it his home. Why here?
00:18:40Why so close?
00:18:42Maybe we could kill him, huh?
00:18:44No, Johnny
00:18:46The armies of the entire world tried and failed we have thrown everything we had at him
00:18:52But he is impervious unless we can find his weak spot
00:18:57Could I have just a little water mom?
00:19:02Why here
00:19:04Perhaps we're the last people on earth dad. He senses our presence and keeps calculating closer and closer. I
00:19:12Don't believe that
00:19:14I'm sure there were some other scientific minds capable of rigging a foil to prevent detection
00:19:21If you only could find the way only one way of communication with each other
00:19:28Do you think we still have a garrison on the space platform?
00:19:31Well, it could be if we only could get through to them
00:19:37But why should we succeed where others fail? Don't you talk like that dear?
00:19:50This may be them maybe they are coming through from the space platform
00:19:55You man listen to me
00:19:59You to an error in calculation there are still a few of you left you escaped destruction because I did not know you existed
00:20:07Now I know you are watching. I see five of you who have not been destroyed
00:20:12Show yourselves and I promise you a painless death
00:20:16I'm not afraid of you
00:20:19I'm not afraid of you
00:20:21Show yourselves and I promise you a painless death
00:20:25Just the five of us left, but this is incredible
00:20:31It means that droy's gone too
00:20:33I'll bet alice is happy the way they used to fight
00:20:37Don't say that johnny
00:20:39Roy was a great scientist. I would have never developed a serum without him
00:20:44The trouble was he he wouldn't admit I was good in my field
00:20:48Anyone who could fix that view screen after what that glass did to it is better than good
00:20:54Easy easy
00:20:56I'm, sorry
00:20:59Seems silly after all the terrible things that have happened
00:21:02To go to pieces over one
00:21:04miserable
00:21:06Egotistical impossible guy
00:21:09I
00:21:16Do you wonder what happened to your fellows watch them
00:21:39So
00:21:47My calcinator beam wiped out your last legions your last scientists in their deepest shelters
00:22:05Everyone but you few
00:22:08There is no escape from me
00:22:11Very well
00:22:12I will recalculate
00:22:15Your death will be indescribable
00:22:19Fool humans, there is no escape
00:22:21So
00:22:35Perhaps we should talk to him
00:22:38Try to arrange a truce make peace
00:22:41He would be able to plot our position immediately if roman wants us he should calculate us
00:22:51So
00:23:21So
00:23:51So
00:24:10Have you made the correction
00:24:12I need guidance great one
00:24:15For the first time in my life. I am not sure
00:24:18You sound like a human not a roman
00:24:21Can you not verify a fact?
00:24:23I meshed my lpi with the view screen auditor and picked up a count of five
00:24:30Error error
00:24:33There are eight
00:24:34And the other three still elude me
00:24:36And all escape detection by the directional beam
00:24:40Is it possible they have a counter power?
00:24:43And if they have
00:24:45reduce
00:24:46correlate
00:24:47Eliminate error. Is this not the law?
00:24:50I will find them great one trust me and if the sea ray fails I will use physical means
00:24:57Planet earth can revolve once more
00:25:00Then you must either report success
00:25:02Or I will sentence you for failure
00:25:17So
00:25:19So
00:25:21So
00:25:48If the atomic guns can't stop him
00:25:50It's not for him it's for us
00:25:57Hi there anybody home
00:26:03Do you know who's in the cave at the end of the ravine
00:26:07I I was as close to him as I am to you. So was I
00:26:10But he didn't know that I was there. Do you know why maybe you're not worth noticing?
00:26:14Well now I know i'm in the right house. Yes, and a moment ago. She was crying because you were dead
00:26:20You didn't have to waste any tears on me, honey. I bear a charmed life
00:26:24Roman spoke to us over the view screen. He said that we are the last five people on the earth. Is he lying?
00:26:31Or are there any other people two more jason and cloud?
00:26:35But why them that doesn't make sense. Oh, doesn't it?
00:26:38Look the professor here spends his entire life trying to discover a serum an antibiotic serum that will cure all diseases
00:26:45Even the common cold and thanks to his wise choice of assistants
00:26:48He manages to achieve his goal. And so who does he experiment on with his first injections himself his family myself and jason and the cloud
00:26:57Therefore the great antibiotic is also the immunizer to roman's death ray and I thought it was the electronic barricade around the house
00:27:06Well that may prevent roman from finding us and blowing us up which is nothing but against the sweep of the death ray
00:27:12It's powerless. No the serum. That's the thing
00:27:14Couldn't you find any more in the lab plenty but I didn't bring it
00:27:18Why?
00:27:19Because we managed to get together enough fuel to take a rocket ship to the space platform
00:27:23And there's enough serum on board to immunize the entire garrison there. Does the garrison know you're coming?
00:27:28Why could I tell them without letting roman know too? They know what's going on down here
00:27:33They'll figure it's roman and blast the ship right out of the sky. We'll have to get word to the space platform. That's all
00:27:39Jason and mcleod take off in two days on foot. It would take me longer than that to get back there
00:27:46We'll have to rewire the circuits on the view screen so that we can broadcast without roman picking it up
00:27:51But such a complicated job in two days
00:27:55Well, at least I can try
00:27:58If I only had a decent assistant who could take orders instead of trying to be the boss
00:28:02I'm bossy. You're so bossy. You ought to be milked before you come home at night
00:28:06Children children. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry professor. Okay boss. Where do I begin?
00:28:16Don't you have to loop it boy, will you not argue please
00:28:20You know something you're either too beautiful to be so smart or too smart to be so beautiful
00:28:26I guess we do get along. All right at that, but let's work together now we can play later
00:28:33Yeah
00:28:35Roy what time is it 4 30 of what day roy? I can't remember the day i'm so tired
00:28:46There there
00:28:50Oh roy, we'll never make it
00:28:56I can't control my hands anymore. Let's rest a little but we can't
00:29:00Roy's right. It's time. You get some sleepers
00:29:04Jiminy two days. You've been at it. Oh, not that long. It can't be that long
00:29:09The rocket ship must have taken off at dawn. They're either there by now
00:29:14Then i've failed you
00:29:15I'm, sorry dad fail. Do you realize what you tried to do was impossible yet? You almost did it, but I didn't
00:29:30So
00:29:39Humans
00:29:42Yesterday I calculated five of you now I find six
00:29:47He still doesn't know about jason and mcleod
00:29:51There were eight of you
00:29:52The guidance row man who understands everything showed me that
00:29:56Yet I might have had trouble locating the other two had they not taken off in a rocket ship and revealed their presence
00:30:03look humans
00:30:19They are headed for the space platform which guidance romance spared because it would have been a convenience for my people
00:30:26when they arrive on earth
00:30:32Space platform, but now we shall destroy that, too
00:30:49Ten nine eight the great one himself sends the cosmic blast
00:30:56that atomizes rocket ship
00:30:59Space platform
00:31:10Human seven and eight all
00:31:17And now of the two billion there are six
00:31:23Calculate your chances
00:31:25negative
00:31:27negative
00:31:29negative
00:31:31Is there a choice between a painless surrender death and the horror of resistance death show yourselves
00:31:40By your clock time in one hour I seek you out
00:31:46Last warning
00:31:56I
00:31:58Don't know
00:32:01Perhaps if we could talk to him
00:32:05You better go and rest too
00:32:09George we can't go on this way much longer
00:32:12Our food is almost gone. What else can we do?
00:32:15Commit suicide or give in to roman ask the last people on earth
00:32:20George talk to him
00:32:22Make him see that we won't harm him. He can let us live
00:32:25If alice could have finished rewiring the view screen
00:32:28You could have talked to the platform without roman discovering our presence. Why can't you talk directly to him? I could
00:32:35Of course I could as soon as alice has set her sleep. I will
00:32:45Not like that
00:32:47Alice look you simply can't do it
00:32:49Alice look you simply can't connect these two circuits here. Let me
00:33:20You
00:33:22Roman roman
00:33:24Do you scan us on your view screen?
00:33:28Yes, earth man. I see you
00:33:30This means only one thing you have decided to take the easy way out. No roman
00:33:37We have fought you to a standstill if we go on doing it as long as necessary
00:33:43If you try to figure out our position
00:33:45You are wasting your time
00:33:48None shall escape me. I shall find a way to rid this earth planets
00:33:53of humans
00:33:55No
00:33:57We human will not give up this earth of ours, but let me ask you something else
00:34:05What do you have to fear from us?
00:34:11Let me show you the sick people you want to destroy
00:34:15First my wife martha my companion for 23 years
00:34:20Is there anything to fear from this woman?
00:34:24The human woman is the bringer of human life
00:34:27There must be an end to your race
00:34:30or my children
00:34:32alice
00:34:34No
00:34:35I have a mission to perform
00:34:38Carla
00:34:41I am built to have no emotions
00:34:43And johnny
00:34:47The boy is impertinent or is it in the ethical code of your people
00:34:52Those children must be murdered
00:34:55You are not like my people
00:34:57You are savage barbarians
00:35:00non-roman
00:35:01animals
00:35:03Take my assistant roy who has developed a serum with me
00:35:08Which would have wiped out disease among my people
00:35:11There is something I do not understand quite but I want to see the girl alice again
00:35:19We want peace roman but peace with honor
00:35:23I will talk with the girl it is not in the plan
00:35:27But although I cannot verify it. I feel that she will understand
00:35:31No
00:35:33I am the head of the people
00:35:35I have a mission to perform
00:35:38No
00:35:40I am the head of this family unit. You have to talk with me
00:35:44Calculate human
00:35:46If I meet with the girl, I may find a way to integrate you into the plan
00:35:51It is not a fact
00:35:52But what you would call a hope name the place roman. I will be there
00:35:58I do not understand
00:36:00But it is only the one called alice that I want to see
00:36:04Here I am roman
00:36:06Where shall we meet? Do you know the area of the fork of the two dry rivers?
00:36:11There is a ruin there
00:36:13I will meet you in an hour, but you must be alone. I will be there
00:36:25You will not have you gone crazy we've played every other card why not try this
00:36:29Do you realize what you're doing?
00:36:30If there's a chance I can strike a better bargain than father then i'm the one to go
00:36:34Is alice gonna have a date with roman this is magnus alice roy you have to speak to her
00:36:40I know i'm not in the family alice, but your father's right you mean certain things nice girls don't do
00:36:46Even if it means that man's millions of years of struggle up from the sea the slime
00:36:51The fight to breathe air to stand a wreck to think to conquer nature
00:36:56Even if all this is stopped cold by a doting father and a jealous suitor
00:36:59I just don't happen to believe that any human being should degrade himself in order to survive
00:37:03You'd rather just have a squad of business. Is that it letter return? No forwarding address
00:37:07Can't you see you're being sentimental idiots letting your emotions run away with you?
00:37:11Perhaps that is the quality of being human the very thing that makes us different from broman the difference
00:37:18We are trying to preserve very pretty talk, but I still intend to do something about it
00:37:24Get out of my way you're not going I said get out of my way and I said you're not going
00:37:33So
00:38:03So
00:38:05So
00:38:07So
00:38:30Johnny's gone
00:38:32You don't think he'd be outside the bathroom the kid would try anything what the family I had
00:38:39Johnny has left the barricade. He might have it in his head to find roman. We have to stop him
00:38:44Don't worry professor alice and I can find them. I'll go of course, but don't either of you speak to me
00:38:50But be careful of roman when johnny comes back. I will send out a flare, right?
00:39:02So
00:39:32So
00:39:46What are you doing here boy
00:39:49My sister isn't coming
00:39:51So they sent you
00:39:53I came by myself. I wanted to find out what you had against me
00:39:57You are human your people were getting too intelligent
00:40:01We could not wait until you were strong enough to attack us. We had to attack you first
00:40:06I think you're just a big bully pecking on people smaller than you are
00:40:10Now I will kill you
00:40:19You look like a pooped out pinwheel
00:40:22So
00:40:24The calcinator death ray really cannot harm you
00:40:28Your father must be a brilliant scientist. He's got a super serum that keeps people from ever getting sick
00:40:34How do you know it works?
00:40:36Because he tried it on me and carla and alice and roy and everybody and we don't get sick
00:40:41Even when we swallow capsules with real bad bugs in them and the two men who took off on the rocket ship
00:40:47They also had this injection
00:40:49Sure, they
00:40:50You have told me all I need to know I will calculate the spectrum dust in the calcinator death ray to counteract this antibiotic
00:40:58And you will all be destroyed
00:41:20Oh
00:41:50So
00:42:20So
00:42:50So
00:43:05George george, there he is. He looks all right. Oh, thank god. Thank god. Johnny
00:43:13johnny
00:43:20So
00:43:35Where did you go there there darling, it's all right
00:43:39Now tell us all about it. No, it isn't mom
00:43:43I gave it all away. I didn't mean to but I did you did what I wanted to talk to roman
00:43:49But he got out of me how we were protected from the death ray and now he's gonna do something about it
00:43:55It's all right boy
00:43:56You did right
00:43:58And roman won't find it easy to counteract the serum. So we have still a little time left
00:44:05I only wish it were over now. Well when it is, can I go over to janie's house and borrow her dolls?
00:44:12Yes, of course darling
00:44:19So
00:44:22Johnny's safe
00:44:49So
00:45:19So
00:45:49So
00:46:19So
00:46:49Oh
00:46:54What has kept you two
00:46:56We may have heard it. Oh, really father. Isn't it obvious? Have you been playing house?
00:47:03Professor, uh, it may sound silly to you, but
00:47:06Alice and I want to get married and we were wondering how you'd feel about performing the ceremony. You want me to oh, yes
00:47:13In that case, let's do it
00:47:15And I want you to know this is the biggest social event of the year the whole damn town will turn out
00:47:46So
00:47:51Great guidance, I have discovered the secret of our failure to destroy the remaining humans
00:47:59Our c-ray the calcinator death ray cannot penetrate them
00:48:03They have been made immune to the antibiotic serum, which I believe is the same as our formula xza
00:48:09A reduce their counterparts eliminate the error death to humans can come by force
00:48:17I will use physical means great one
00:48:20The plan shall be fulfilled
00:48:22The planet earth has half revolved you have but a short time to achieve our goal
00:48:39So
00:48:52All right places
00:49:01Go
00:49:09Um
00:49:16Dearly beloved we are gathered here to
00:49:21Dear lord, you know that I am not trained for this job
00:49:29But I have tried to live by your laws the ten commandments the beatitudes the golden rule
00:49:37I would like you to look down
00:49:40On alice and roy and give you a blessing even in this darkest hour
00:49:46We have kept the thing in your grand design. There may be no room for man's triumph
00:49:53Over this particular evil that has beset us
00:49:57but if by any chance
00:49:59Victory should be on our side
00:50:02I want you to give a long life to alice and roy and a fruitful one
00:50:10But no matter how it ends lord
00:50:14Watch over them this night
00:50:16Watch over us all
00:50:20Amen
00:50:23And now I pronounce you man and wife
00:50:26You
00:50:29Roy do you have the ring?
00:50:31What?
00:50:32I didn't think about that. Oh brother. Are you gonna have to pick up after him?
00:50:39I wanted you to have it someday anyhow
00:50:46With this ring I thee wed and the only thing to seal it now is a kiss
00:50:57You
00:51:04Where are you going on your honeymoon niagara falls
00:51:09Well to tell the truth we hadn't thought about that wherever you go be careful
00:51:14And I want you back the first thing in the morning
00:51:17And in case you don't know there's a war going on and now more than ever. I don't want to give up
00:51:24Thanks for everything dad most of all for having raised alice you too mom
00:51:30I'll go get my things and then we'll go
00:51:35She had to have some flowers it isn't right
00:51:54So
00:52:13Roy alice wait for me
00:52:16Harlow what are you doing here? I didn't get you any presents
00:52:20Oh, you little rascal, thank you very much now you'd better run right on home quickly carla
00:52:51So
00:53:11What are you doing here alone girl child my daddy won't let you hurt me we'll see
00:53:20Ah
00:53:51Oh
00:54:13Great guidance. I have a favorable report. I have already eliminated one of them
00:54:21Force was necessary. It was a simple matter of strangulation
00:54:25that leaves for
00:54:27error again five
00:54:29Four and one more on whom I have made an estimate in relation to our strategic reserve
00:54:35The plan should include one living human for reference in case of unforeseen contingency
00:54:40Do you question the plan?
00:54:43No, great one. I only postulate
00:54:46proceed on schedule
00:54:48destroy the others
00:54:49all of them
00:55:19So
00:55:50Ah
00:56:05Oh
00:56:19Oh
00:56:50Ah
00:56:56He will hear you I don't care I don't care you must care you must not give up
00:57:19Oh
00:57:21Oh
00:57:44I am ordered to kill you. I must do it with my hands
00:57:48How is it? You're so strong old man
00:57:51It seems impossible we romans obtain our strength from the planet roman relay for our individual energizers
00:57:58Small enough to carry with you. No
00:58:01Mine is in the cave
00:58:06I wish now I played house with her more often when she wanted to
00:58:10No regrets johnny. We enjoyed her as long she was with us. And now somehow we have to find a way to live without her
00:58:21Oh
00:58:32Romance romance
00:58:34So
00:58:49Roy is dead
00:58:52And nothing can be done
00:58:54nothing
00:58:55Maybe one of us could lure him out for a moment and then the others could run in and grab alice
00:59:00That's easier said than done he'd come if he could be sure of killing us go on go on
00:59:07We call him on the viewer screen tell him we don't want to fight anymore
00:59:11He can get us in the ravine if he promises easy death
00:59:16You slip in and grab alice when he comes out after me that might work. There's no time to lose
00:59:30So
00:59:45Suppose I were you man, would you treat me like a man?
00:59:49Man
00:59:56No, man, and you haven't told me yet where the energizer is kept silence girl
01:00:20So
01:00:38Why do you call me at this time roman we can't stand it any longer
01:00:45I have made my last offer
01:00:47You promised us a painless death
01:00:50If we give ourselves up
01:00:52Come and get us you can't wait. Call me again at another time now
01:00:58We will meet you halfway
01:01:00in the ravine
01:01:02All right
01:01:03I will meet you in the ravine when the sun passes over the mountains
01:01:18So
01:01:40Attention attention extension xj2
01:01:44We hear you great guidance
01:01:47earth roman
01:01:48You violate the law of plan
01:01:50In fact, you have captured the girl and not destroyed her
01:01:55In fact, you have delayed accepting the surrender of the others
01:01:59This verges on failure
01:02:01There is one thing you do not understand great guidance
01:02:05You reject the plan
01:02:07You violate the law of plan
01:02:09Understand great guidance
01:02:12You reject the plan
01:02:15I wish to make an estimate of my own
01:02:19To think for yourself is to be like the human
01:02:23Yes
01:02:24To be like the human
01:02:26To laugh feel want why are these things not in the plan?
01:02:31You are an extension of the roman and a roman you will remain
01:02:36Now I set you into motion
01:02:38One destroy the girl to destroy the family dale and I will destroy you
01:02:53I cannot
01:02:55Yet I must
01:02:57How do you calculate that?
01:02:59At what point on the graph you must and cannot meet?
01:03:03Yet I must
01:03:04What I cannot
01:03:08So
01:03:38So
01:03:58Attention attention extension xj2
01:04:08So
01:04:14Speak great guidance. Why have you not killed the girl? I must but I cannot
01:04:26Here I am
01:04:31The girl first
01:04:32Then the boy now great guidance I cannot kill the girl but I will kill the boy here I am
01:04:42Alice do not hate me. I must
01:05:03So
01:05:18You wish to be a human good you can die a human
01:05:32So
01:05:39Human elements still roam planet earth. I the ruler of all romance shall complete your task earth roman
01:05:47I shall release our cosmic tube rays
01:05:52From which will spring prehistoric reptiles to devour whatever remains of life
01:06:03So
01:06:16And cyclotonic vibrations will smash the planet earth out of the universe
01:06:32So
01:07:02So
01:07:15I found him. Take it easy son. You're all right
01:07:19How is he he's all right, we just want to make sure you get up with everything you fell down with
01:07:27Hey, I found him
01:07:30Shh
01:07:32Oh, it's quite a bump there boy, what happened
01:07:35Huh?
01:07:36Sorry
01:07:37You all right? You gave your mother quite a scare. Yes. You're almost getting dark and no johnny. You're all right
01:07:43her too
01:07:46Boy was that a dream or was it?
01:07:49Well, I must try to repay you for all the trouble you've gone to won't you and your assistant join us for dinner?
01:07:55Do done
01:07:57Will you play house with me when we get home well
01:08:01No, all right
01:08:03But I gotta keep an eye out for all man. Really johnny. You're overdoing the spaceman act. There simply aren't any such things
01:08:12Come on, dear
01:08:27So
01:08:57So
01:09:27So
01:09:34Cities fall till none remain the way is made
01:09:46Down the canyon walls, though. I heard your name
01:09:53It's a dying place
01:09:57So
01:09:59Was I dreaming
01:10:02Was I dreaming
01:10:05When I took your hand
01:10:11Was I dreaming for a moment was I a man
01:10:27So
01:10:37There's no weapon no heavy rain from the stars that'll bring you home
01:10:49There's no option
01:10:51My directive
01:11:01Was I dreaming was I dreaming
01:11:14Was I dreaming
01:11:17struck down
01:11:20In the desert sand
01:11:27Did you have to without atomic energy not mastered the cosmic ray
01:11:33Whenever I directed the calcinator beam
01:11:37At first
01:11:45I announced myself to keep
01:11:49Too much
01:11:54Was I dreaming
01:11:57When I took your hand
01:12:03Am I dreaming struck down
01:12:19So
01:12:49You