- 24/05/2025
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Written by Michael Price
Voices: Tom Kane, Anthony Daniels, Trevor Devall, Kirby Morrow, Sam Vincent, Michael Donovan, Brian Drummond, Michael Daingerfield, Eric Bauza, Heather Doerksen, Montana Norberg, Lee Tockar, Bronwen Holmes and Adrian Holmes
Directed by Michael Hegner
Written by Michael Price
Voices: Tom Kane, Anthony Daniels, Trevor Devall, Kirby Morrow, Sam Vincent, Michael Donovan, Brian Drummond, Michael Daingerfield, Eric Bauza, Heather Doerksen, Montana Norberg, Lee Tockar, Bronwen Holmes and Adrian Holmes
Directed by Michael Hegner
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00:00It is a time of celebration throughout the galaxy.
00:16After a long struggle for freedom, the Rebel Alliance has destroyed the Empire's second Death Star,
00:21thus defeating Emperor Palpatine and restoring balance to the Force.
00:30There! We are in the process of blowing up the stars!
01:00Yoda! Obi-Wan! Some other guy?
01:08I'm Anakin Skywalker, your father.
01:10Oh, you didn't look like that five minutes ago.
01:13Hey, hey! The old gang's together again. It's all good, forgive and forget.
01:19Right, fellow ghost buddy?
01:21This one's mine.
01:23That's the second time this is epic today!
01:27Thanks, other guy I don't know!
01:29My name is Mace Wint...
01:31Oh, he's gone.
01:33As the party ends and the new era dawns, the victorious Rebels set off across the galaxy
01:46to begin their new mission of keeping the peace and rebuilding the Republic.
01:51And some of them were on clean-up duty.
01:54I was programmed to take my litter home with me.
01:57Lighten up, 3PO. We just won a war. We're allowed to get a little carried away.
02:02You're right, of course. A celebration.
02:05And no one is more jubilant than I or R2,
02:08since together we have endured three decades of unrelenting conflict.
02:14That's 30 years! Then you two fought in the Clone Wars with Obi-Wan?
02:18Indeed. And with Master Yoda and your father, before he became Darth Vader, of course.
02:23Wait, what? Luke's father is Darth Vader?
02:26Everybody knows that. We learned a bit months ago.
02:28I was frozen in carbonite. Sue me!
02:313PO, you must have amazing stories about those days. I'd love to hear them.
02:36And I would love to regain you with them, but there's no time.
02:39R2 and I are leaving shortly to accompany Admiral Admiral on a mission
02:43to liberate the lost battle droids of Mandalore.
02:46My sweet ride's first mission still has that new starfighter smell.
02:53Your mission can wait a bit. We want to hear your story.
02:56But the Admiral is most anxious to set on...
02:59No hurry. It'll give me more time to buff this little lady.
03:03Go ahead, 3PO. Tell us your story.
03:05The truth is, I... I don't remember any of it.
03:09It seems my memory was wiped.
03:12You have had my memory all this time.
03:16Well, jump to it, R2.
03:18Now, thanks to you, I do have a story to tell.
03:22Ah, yes. It is all coming back to me now.
03:28I can remember it as if...
03:34If it were yesterday, let us begin at the beginning
03:39when a phantom menace arose
03:41that led to an attack of the clones.
03:45Buckle up. It is a thrilling day.
03:48Turmoil had engulfed the Galactic Republic.
03:52The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems was in dispute.
03:58Perhaps I should fast forward to the day
04:01the unfinished prego plated me
04:04first laid eyes on Anakin Skywalker.
04:07The boy who would become Darth Vader.
04:15There. You're half done.
04:17Now, what should I call you?
04:20I've always been fond of Kevin.
04:22You are C-3PO.
04:24Best name ever.
04:26Annie, it's lunchtime.
04:28Yippee!
04:30I made you a PB&J on Rye.
04:32I find your lack of white bread disturbing.
04:37But I have sourdough.
04:39Yippee!
04:40We didn't know we were about to meet a queen and two Jedi.
04:46Who didn't know they were about to meet a terrible fate.
04:50Master Qui-Gon, that was some negotiation.
04:53The Trade Federation Viceroy's attacked us
04:55and now we're on the Rany.
04:56All that matters now is breaking through this blockade.
04:59So Queen Amidala won't be forced to sign that treaty.
05:01Can you tell me why again?
05:03Even I'm not 100% sure.
05:05Uh, well, uh, I know it.
05:10The shield generator's been hit.
05:12I'll send the droids to fix it.
05:13What's a going on, sir?!
05:27I thought I'd have a big part in this-
05:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:34He did it.
05:36The shield is repaired.
05:37Our troubles are over.
05:39But unfortunately, we are out of fuel.
05:43Our rough landing damaged the ship's hyperdrive.
05:48We'll procure a new one in Mos Espa.
05:51Uh, you stay here with the ship.
05:53Yes, master.
05:55Don't go anywhere.
05:58That won't be a problem.
06:00You are the worst bad guys ever.
06:03All I ask is that the Trade Federation help me destroy the Republic, but no.
06:08You fools let Queen Amidala escape Naboo, and I need her to sign that treaty.
06:14Ah, can you explain why to us again?
06:18Well, it's... never mind why.
06:21Leave the Jedi to me and my apprentice.
06:24This is Darth Maul.
06:28Awesome.
06:30He will hunt the Jedi down.
06:32Awesome.
06:34Then the Senate will feel the pain of...
06:37Awesome.
06:38Awesome, awesome, and handsome.
06:39Cut that out.
06:41You never let me be me.
06:44Meanwhile, on Tatooine, Padme, Qui-Gon, and R2 stumbled upon the junk shop where Anakin and I were working.
06:51It was a most memorable meetup.
06:54Hello there.
06:55Oh, you seem like a friendly sort of fellow.
06:58Hi, my name is C.
06:59Creepio.
07:00Creepio.
07:00Humans.
07:01Hyper-breepio.
07:03Probably caught him on a bad day.
07:05You can't afford what Watto charges for a hyperdrive.
07:08But I can help you.
07:10You can?
07:11Sure.
07:12Bit on me and the big pot race tomorrow.
07:14When I win it, when I win it, you'll be able to buy a hundred hyperdrives.
07:18Anakin, I think there's something unique and different about you.
07:22A power and gift I've never seen in a child.
07:24Red flags!
07:25Red flags here!
07:27You'll do great things for the Republic.
07:29I can't warn anyone from making a tragic mistake without a red flag!
07:34Have you ever considered being a Jedi?
07:37Big red flags!
07:39Live on ESPA, it's the Boota Yves Pot Race Championship.
07:44Sponsored by Chowman's Spaceport Cantina and Mos Eisley.
07:48You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
07:52Coming to the starting line are today's racers.
07:55The Hanukk in his mean green machine.
07:58Sebulba in Speed Demon.
08:00And Quadraneros in the Explode at the starting line will be...
08:05And Anakin Skywalker in Destiny's favorite.
08:08Annie! Annie! He's our guy!
08:11His midichlorian levels high!
08:13Victory is as good as ours!
08:15Fun fact!
08:16Skywalker's never successfully completed a pod race before.
08:20Huh?
08:21Say what?
08:22Who?
08:25Uh-oh.
08:27Uh-oh.
08:38He's great!
08:39My good feeling about this, which turned into a bad feeling about this, is now a good feeling about this.
08:46Oh, no!
08:47Not again, sir!
08:52Not again, sir!
09:06Watch where you're going!
09:12Skywalker's the winner!
09:39Looks like Skywalker has won his freedom from Watch Out!
09:43And will now be trained as a Jedi by Qui-Gon Jinn!
09:48But his mom and his protocol droid must stay behind.
09:52That's gonna hurt, but Mrs. Skywalker manages to hold it together.
09:56Goodbye, Annie!
09:59Don't forget to write your name in your underwear for laundry day!
10:07Master Qui-Gon!
10:08Naboo is under attack from the entire Trade Federation army!
10:11I must protect my people.
10:13Take me there!
10:14I can't allow it.
10:16We'll be putting you and the Xiongboi in extreme danger.
10:18Or we could go to the Senate debate on the new spice mining regulations.
10:23Extreme danger!
10:24Here we come!
10:35Pilots, take out that droid control ship.
10:37We'll find the Vicerons.
10:39What about me?
10:41Roger, roger!
10:42Hide in that ship.
10:43But whatever you do, do not accidentally hit a wrong button
10:47that flies you up to the enemy's droid control ship.
10:50I didn't hit the button by accident!
10:52I did it on purpose!
10:55I did it on purpose!
10:55I did it on purpose!
10:58Ah, kids today.
11:03A dark lord of the Sith.
11:08The ancient evil enemy of the Jedi.
11:10We'll handle this.
11:11That's an odd way to hold the standard one-bladed lightsaber.
11:26Two blades.
11:27That is so cool!
11:29This is cooler.
11:31Obi-Wan, train the boy.
11:42Well, I have to live through the next five minutes first, but...
11:45Okay!
11:50It was so smart of us to control all of our battle droids from this one ship.
11:55Now, no one can stop us!
12:01Oh, boy.
12:08Missed me!
12:10Na-na-na-na-na-na!
12:11Ha-ha-ha!
12:14Oh, that can't be good.
12:16Now, this is pod racing.
12:24And this is blowing stuff up!
12:27Hi-I-Man again!
12:28Oh, no!
12:29Hey, little kid!
12:31Why-Gon would be very proud of you, Anakin.
12:48I'll be your teacher now.
12:49Yippee!
12:50Can I begin my training today?
12:53I'm a little tired.
12:54How about tomorrow?
12:55Don't make me destroy you!
12:58Today is fine.
13:00Yippee!
13:01Anakin, I'll be watching your career with great interest.
13:09Nobody look at me!
13:11You'll be a great Jedi, Anakin.
13:14I hope I see a lot more of you in the future.
13:16Danger signs!
13:17Get your magic danger signs!
13:20Thus began a love story that would lead to a secret wedding on Naboo many years later,
13:26just as the Clone Wars were starting.
13:28and R2 and I were there.
13:30Oh, it was so romantic.
13:34Creepio, we don't care about a wedding.
13:37Yeah!
13:37Tell us how the Clone Wars started.
13:40Boys and their battles.
13:42Princess Leia, I'm sure you'd love to hear about your parents' wedding.
13:45Clone Wars!
13:46Clone Wars!
13:47Clone Wars!
13:48Clone Wars!
13:49Clone Wars!
13:50Clone Wars!
13:51Oh, very well.
13:52I suppose it was quite a thrilling tale.
13:54And R2 and I were there all the way to the end.
13:58Oh, don't leave the state, R2.
14:00This is your story, too.
14:05Ten years had passed.
14:07Padme was no longer a queen.
14:09She'd been promoted to senator.
14:11Huh?
14:11I don't quite understand that, either.
14:13She was under threat from sinister forces working against the Republic.
14:18Anakin had grown into a headstrong padawan.
14:20He and Obi-Wan were assigned to protect Padme.
14:23Hi!
14:24Hi!
14:24Hi!
14:25It wasn't easy.
14:29Ha-ha!
14:30Missed me!
14:30I'm the real Padme.
14:33Uh-oh.
14:37There's the shooter!
14:39I've got this!
14:46Wow.
14:47I'm good.
14:50Oh, man!
14:51I want a jetpack!
14:53Jedi don't need jetpacks.
14:55You're just jealous of me because I'm the chosen one.
14:57I'm not jealous of you.
14:59The chosen one.
15:01I heard that.
15:02The assailant savored art came from Kamino.
15:04I'll go there to investigate.
15:06No.
15:06Obi-Wan will go.
15:08Anakin, your place is here, guarding Senator Amidala.
15:10But...
15:11No buts.
15:12Immature still you are.
15:13I am not immature.
15:15R2.
15:15I'm not.
15:16R2, R2, R2, R2.
15:17Not you, R2.
15:20Him, R2!
15:22R2!
15:22Uh-huh?
15:30I have arrived at Kamino.
15:33All looks normal.
15:34Now, to open this door...
15:47Clones?
15:54Hi! Are you our leader?
15:57I'd better report this to the council.
15:59Bye-bye! Close when you need us!
16:04I found a cloning facility here that you...
16:10Not so fast, Jedi.
16:12You'll pay for attacking Senator Amidala!
16:14Try and make me...
16:24They said I'm just some hothead, Padme.
16:27Well, I'll show them they're wrong about me.
16:29They are so wrong!
16:31Maybe if you try to act more calm?
16:34I am acting calm!
16:38Anakin! After Jango Fett and I...
16:41Both dried off, I followed him to...
16:43To Geonosis where...
16:44The Sith and Separatists are building an army of battle droids!
16:47But I've got this!
16:49It's no biggie!
16:51Do not come here to rescue me!
16:53Repeat!
16:54Repeat!
16:55Do not come!
16:56Don't be a hero!
16:58Huh.
16:59Clearly, I need to go there and be a hero.
17:01I hope we're not too late to save Obi-Wan from those battle droids.
17:14Either way...
17:15We're ready for a fight!
17:18Fight?
17:19This is madness!
17:20When did you get here?
17:21It is a rather long story, I'm afraid.
17:24We've arrived on Geonosis.
17:26All looks normal.
17:27Now, to open this door.
17:32Whoa!
17:33It's a giant battle droid factory!
17:36Cool!
17:39Not cool!
17:42We're doing...
17:43Just pretend this is a video game!
17:45Watch this in no way resembles it.
17:47Follow me!
17:48Won't have to wait!
17:51Shoot!
17:52Can you justuring me?
17:53Sorry!
17:54Don't worry!
17:55Stop!
17:56No.
17:57Stop!
17:58No!
17:59No way!
18:03You're right!
18:04Don't do it!
18:06You're right!
18:07You're right!
18:08I'm sorry!
18:09Yeah.
18:11You're right!
18:11Yeah, it's alright!
18:14You're right!
18:15And you're right!
18:16You're right!
18:17Game over, indeed.
18:25The evil come to boot had almost destroyed us in a gladiatorial arena.
18:31I have had it with these blast-of-firing droids on this battle-droid-making planet.
18:37Ditto.
18:39When we were saved by...
18:44It's the attack of the clones!
18:46Well, if the clones are on our side, then why didn't you say, rescued by the clones?
18:51Attack of sounds more exciting.
18:53Ditto.
18:55Our general was Master Yoda.
18:57Fire!
19:00Who was very agile in those days.
19:03Remember, he wasn't 900 years old then.
19:06He was only 874.
19:09Well, well, my old teacher.
19:12It's my time to teach you a few things.
19:17Wrong you are, Count Dooku.
19:21Here are some lessons you did not learn from the dark side.
19:26Now, you can feel the wrath of...
19:29Not done showing off yet, I am.
19:31I'll just let myself out.
19:40Good news, Lord Sidious.
19:54The Clone War has begun.
19:57Just as I had planned.
20:00And here are the blueprints for your new superweapon.
20:04Ooh, goody-goody gumdrops!
20:07The Clone Wars had started, and the stage was set for the fall of the Republic.
20:12And R2 and I were right in the thick of it.
20:14Won't we, R2?
20:16R2?
20:16R2, D2, where are you?
20:27You shouldn't have followed me.
20:33R2, no!
20:35My best friend is gone!
20:38My sweet ride is gone!
20:40We've got to bring him back!
20:41I'll take you, quick, to my old ship!
20:46Hurry!
20:51We must save R2!
20:53Now, hold on.
20:54Let me clear off the fast food wrappers on the passengers for Eden.
20:57I don't care about the trash.
20:59Let's go!
21:00No!
21:04There goes a loyal friend.
21:07Not a very dedicated vehicle owner.
21:10Stay strong, R2.
21:12Your body's coming to bring you home.
21:14You stay strong, too, Daisy Mae.
21:18That's her name.
21:19Deal with it.
21:22Will C-3PO find his friend?
21:25And who is that mysterious rogue?
21:28To find out what's the further exciting chapters of...
21:31Droid Tales!
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