modern romantic comedy about 3 Malibu best friends, roommates and bandmates discovering their dreams and discovering love with a crazy plot to make some cash on the way.
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day.
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school, kind of a dork, like everyone else.
00:00:34At school I met Mel and Ben.
00:00:35We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio, my tribe.
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu.
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer.
00:00:46I really love it here.
00:00:49We were living the dream.
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:00:52Now it's time to jam.
00:01:22Yeah, that might be the single.
00:01:49That was orgasmic.
00:01:50Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great. Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs. Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor doing sound design.
00:02:01Melanie was producing at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:08And now that I was living in L.A., there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:15Sí, mamá, no te preocupes. Okay.
00:02:19Okay, mamá, te quiero, bye.
00:02:22Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:25Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:31Love you.
00:02:33It's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry. Yes, I know. I didn't forget. Two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil. I'm on my way. Bye.
00:02:44Heya.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:49What?
00:02:50The label loved our demo.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos. How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:59Would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:03:01Doubt it.
00:03:02What are we talking, like ten, twenty?
00:03:05No, I'll try thirty, forty thousand.
00:03:11This label is amazing.
00:03:14Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:16Do you mind feeding Max tonight? I might be out late.
00:03:19Work or hot date?
00:03:22Maybe both.
00:03:23Another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:25No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:28Vanessa Lee? Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:32What, I was the only date guys under thirty or female rockers on tour with no strings?
00:03:37Flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:40Hey, Ben, when my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:45We have to make this demo. We have to find the money.
00:03:53Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:03:57But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:10Do you want me to pump this up?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:14Alright, I'm gonna take five.
00:04:19Good luck.
00:04:25Hey, Barry. I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:28Farming the next blockhead yet?
00:04:30You got good ears, kid. That's what I pay you for.
00:04:33But, actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:36But, actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:39I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights?
00:04:43What? You mixing? In my studio?
00:04:46Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:48We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:04:51We'll talk about you and the studio when things slow down.
00:04:55Next summer, maybe.
00:04:56Call me Saturday by nine a.m. with notes on this.
00:04:59And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:01Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:05:04Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:06Yeah, sure.
00:05:09Sorry. Oops. Excuse me. Sorry.
00:05:15Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:17Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano. There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:20Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:22Do they, baby?
00:05:25Do they, baby?
00:05:28You got this.
00:05:29Alondra Martin?
00:05:32Soprano?
00:05:34I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:36Impressive. But what's your instrument?
00:05:39Violin, mostly. And voice.
00:05:42Violin. Handy.
00:05:44Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:46Shiny and clean, that's what it means.
00:05:51Washing those jeans till they're shiny and clean.
00:06:00Nice job. Who let you know?
00:06:06Another audition. Bombed.
00:06:08Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:06:11He was always bailing me out.
00:06:15And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:18He was a little odd, too.
00:06:21Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:24Not exactly.
00:06:25Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:27You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:30Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:31I didn't take it from a Mary guy.
00:06:33Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:35Keep on doing the dream team. Boom.
00:06:41Soldier, 0-900-58-seconds.
00:06:44You are the best.
00:06:46Soldier, 0-900-58-seconds.
00:06:49You are late.
00:06:51Sir, I had a son.
00:06:53So, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:56Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:59Yeah, be done today.
00:07:00Atta boy.
00:07:03Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:08Work?
00:07:09Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:12Are there any rules?
00:07:14Rules?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16I get it. Mom's the word, right? Mom's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:23Well, you keep up the good work, all right?
00:07:25And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:35While I was dealing with my life, I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:46Good boy.
00:07:51Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:55She play-o-dromes?
00:07:57She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:59I know, like dinner. Yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh. And?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:07Who knew?
00:08:09I had to end it.
00:08:11Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:15So, Julie's baby's party is at two. You're gonna come, right?
00:08:20Uh, yeah. Sure.
00:08:30Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34One year later.
00:08:36One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:40Well, I'll stay home. We'll hang.
00:08:43No, no, no. I'm okay. Really.
00:08:47Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:49It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:51Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:57Angie, no matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:09:02You, me, and Ellie. We're family now.
00:09:06Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:08Head-on car crash. So awful.
00:09:12I should have remembered. I should have been there for him.
00:09:15We're bandmates. You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:32Hello, everyone. I'm Cassie. I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:36This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:39All right, let's get started.
00:09:42Arms above your head.
00:09:44Back foot at a 45-degree angle.
00:09:46Hands together.
00:09:48And look to the sky.
00:09:51Virabhadrasana II.
00:09:53Warrior II pose.
00:09:55Open up.
00:09:57Adjust your foot back.
00:10:00Now squeeze your glutes.
00:10:02And lift your abdomen.
00:10:04Arms up above your head. That's it.
00:10:07Now breathe.
00:10:08Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:11This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:16A little wider, sweetheart.
00:10:18That's it. Perfect.
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:23Hey. You have amazing potential.
00:10:26You're kidding.
00:10:27No. Not at all. You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:32It's nice to meet you. I'm...
00:10:33Cassie. I'm Cassie.
00:10:35I'm Melanie. Hi.
00:10:36All right. Well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:38Okay. I mean, yeah, I'll see you in class.
00:10:41I'll see you in class.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:43Bye.
00:10:44Bye.
00:10:45Bye.
00:10:46Bye.
00:10:47Bye.
00:10:48Bye.
00:10:49Bye.
00:10:50I'll see you in class again.
00:10:51Okay. I mean, yeah, yeah. Sure.
00:10:53Totally.
00:10:55Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:11:05So I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:08Oh. So you ready to settle down now, get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:14She's what happened to no strings.
00:11:16Cut it out, okay? Really.
00:11:18Hi, cutie.
00:11:21Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:25Funny.
00:11:26You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:28You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:29Yeah, I am getting a beard. You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:34Barca soda, double vodka.
00:11:35Honey.
00:11:38Ah, thank you.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:43Okay, she's a total catch. You've got to admit it.
00:11:47You know, thanks for the tip. You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes? Come on.
00:11:54You ever think about having kids?
00:11:56Maybe. I don't know. Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:12:00Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:02Look, guy or girl, you've just got to take the plunge.
00:12:05Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:07Oh, really? So who are you seeing?
00:12:10Nobody.
00:12:11You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van. Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do. Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been like building an empire.
00:12:19Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own.
00:12:22God, no. Thank you, Ben.
00:12:24No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:26Trust fund? What trust fund?
00:12:28Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:30The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:33Every female in the family inherits a piece, and when she gets married, she gets to do whatever she wants with it.
00:12:38She gets to invest, or travel, party, donate.
00:12:44I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:45So did I, until the check showed up.
00:12:47Who's Myrna?
00:12:48She's our great-grandmother. She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:53And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:55Yeah, put a down payment on the house, launched our catering business, and it got us a part-time nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business.
00:13:05Just out of curiosity, how much do you girls get for, uh, I'm not?
00:13:10Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:14$450,000?
00:13:18Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:23Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future, you know the trust only works if you get married to a guy.
00:13:29So just find a man that you like, and get married.
00:13:32Otherwise you're going to end up working for someone for the rest of your life.
00:13:37Just doesn't seem right.
00:13:39What do you mean right? You deserve it. Get married. Get the money.
00:13:46While they were at Julie's, I left my family early. I had some news of my own.
00:13:53Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah, I, uh, I kind of had to leave.
00:13:58I did a terrible thing.
00:14:00Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:02He's sweet.
00:14:03He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family.
00:14:11Owns a great business.
00:14:13Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:16What?
00:14:17And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:23Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:25Can't you do that?
00:14:29Ali!
00:14:30Hi, Oscar.
00:14:32How are you?
00:14:33Good, hi. How are you?
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:39You look beautiful.
00:14:43Come on. I want to hear everything about L.A.
00:14:46Let me get you a drink.
00:14:53I did my part. Now it's up to Oscar.
00:15:00Uh, it's good to have you home.
00:15:03Just like old times.
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07You know, it feels good being here.
00:15:10Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:12So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:16Ali.
00:15:20I know we dated in high school,
00:15:22and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:26But I've always loved it here.
00:15:28There's just been one person missing.
00:15:31Oscar, please.
00:15:32I love you.
00:15:34I've always loved you.
00:15:43Ali.
00:15:46Will you marry me?
00:15:48I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:51Please say yes.
00:15:52My career was important,
00:15:54and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:58Uh, is that a yes?
00:16:03He's so dependable.
00:16:05All those are dependable.
00:16:06I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:09Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes, and he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:17Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:21Because...
00:16:22And then I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because, Mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed,
00:16:34and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So you said you were...
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Yes, I lied.
00:16:47I totally lied, lied, lied, lied.
00:16:49And they were so happy.
00:16:53Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:58No frickin' way.
00:16:59Oh, my goodness.
00:17:01His name just popped into my head.
00:17:02I swear.
00:17:04I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:08We've gotta do something.
00:17:09We? No, no, no.
00:17:10There's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiance.
00:17:12Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh, God.
00:17:18Every second marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26Let's get married.
00:17:27Huh? What? Who?
00:17:29You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married,
00:17:33I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:35$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy, that is.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:41Mel, is this true?
00:17:42Mm-hmm.
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:47Two brides, one groom.
00:17:49You've been spending way too much time
00:17:50talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:53I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:55Mm-mm, no.
00:17:57Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:58I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:00You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Uh, so first, Mel tells her family
00:18:04that after years of friendship,
00:18:07she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:10Mel gets the trust money,
00:18:12produces a kick-ass demo,
00:18:14and we are on our way.
00:18:16I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:18:19Okay, keep talking,
00:18:20especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:22Okay, so then, Ally and I,
00:18:24we have a big wedding.
00:18:25I'm talking grandma.
00:18:27Grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:29Mom, I would never have...
00:18:30Bet your mom will already put
00:18:31a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:34Listen, ladies,
00:18:36the trust money will let us stay together
00:18:40and work on our music.
00:18:43Me and my bandmates,
00:18:45who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:47Oh, my God, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:50No, no, no.
00:18:51It is a career move for all of us.
00:18:54So you're saying you would
00:18:55actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:57It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal, right.
00:19:01Oh, I don't know.
00:19:02My parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say Mazel Tov.
00:19:05Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:07Okay, produce a hit record,
00:19:09make it in the big time, yeah?
00:19:11Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:13Ben, wait, what do you get out of all this?
00:19:15Uh, if the record's a hit,
00:19:17I get to quit my day job.
00:19:20And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:24Us, this little family of ours.
00:19:27I want that.
00:19:31You know, we already raise a dog
00:19:33and share a Netflix account.
00:19:34Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:36We're not a couple, we're a chain.
00:19:38Semantics.
00:19:39Are we gonna do this?
00:19:42You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:44Allie.
00:19:49Forgive me, God.
00:19:52I'm in.
00:19:54So that was it.
00:19:56The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:58Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:02Cassie.
00:20:04Hey.
00:20:05Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:07No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:11I'm sorry, I switched it to 10.
00:20:13Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:20:16Oh, sorry.
00:20:18Oh, I got it.
00:20:20Oh, hey, you live on Ocean, I live on Dune.
00:20:22Oh, no way, well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:24We should hang out sometime.
00:20:25Sure, yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:27Um, do you like biking?
00:20:29Love hiking, love, love, love it.
00:20:33Well, I meant biking, but actually,
00:20:35why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:39Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:41Oh, Milo.
00:20:43Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach,
00:20:45so some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:48Oh, he's moving, bummer.
00:20:51Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:53All right, cool.
00:20:54Well, I probably should mention,
00:20:56um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:00I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:03All right, cool, well, I'll see you later then.
00:21:06See you.
00:21:10Mel was submittin'.
00:21:12Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:14Don't shanty.
00:21:16Listen, Mel, try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:19Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:22Just make her laugh.
00:21:23That's what women want.
00:21:25What?
00:21:26Seriously?
00:21:27As if you know what women want.
00:21:28No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:31Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:33No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:35What if you ever listen to a woman?
00:21:37What do you mean?
00:21:38Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues
00:21:40into my date, okay?
00:21:41I'm just going to a vegetarian,
00:21:43possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:45No big deal.
00:21:46He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Off with the scarf.
00:21:51Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:53Let's loosen this up.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jean, sister.
00:22:03We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:05Shh, everybody.
00:22:06She's here.
00:22:08Hi.
00:22:10Come on in.
00:22:16Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:18Hi.
00:22:19Hello.
00:22:20Nice to meet you.
00:22:21Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:22Oh, hi.
00:22:23Great earrings.
00:22:24Hey, where are you from?
00:22:25Malasasi, Tijuca.
00:22:26Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:27How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:28Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:30Um, I'm actually from Mexico City.
00:22:33Oh, okay.
00:22:34Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:35Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:38A beer?
00:22:39No thanks.
00:22:40I teach Ashtanga Yoga, and yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45Ready?
00:22:46Bye.
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:48Oh, thanks.
00:22:49Ladies.
00:22:50Hi.
00:22:51Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place,
00:22:56and we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:23:00Maybe some other time.
00:23:01Thank you, though.
00:23:03If you change your mind, we're here, as in right here.
00:23:09Friendly neighbors.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:12You have no idea.
00:23:14Such a cute couple.
00:23:16Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:25So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there, and everything's totally vegan.
00:23:31Thank goodness.
00:23:35Hi.
00:23:36Good to see you.
00:23:37How are you?
00:23:38I'm good.
00:23:40Great, actually.
00:23:41You look good.
00:23:43You look happy.
00:23:45I am.
00:23:46What can I get you?
00:23:47I'm going to do two white wines, maybe?
00:23:50Come on, it's a Saturday.
00:23:53First date?
00:23:55Yes, kind of.
00:23:56Nervous?
00:23:57You can say that.
00:23:59Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03How about a tequila float?
00:24:04I highly recommend.
00:24:06All right, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:08Here's to a little first date.
00:24:10Good luck.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12These are beautiful.
00:24:13Okay, look, I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:20While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:26But who can blame her?
00:24:27Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:28She's pretty damn hot.
00:24:29Yeah, I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:31Yeah, me too.
00:24:33I had a really good time.
00:24:36Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:40I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:42I would love that.
00:24:45Hey.
00:24:58Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:08I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:15Give me a kiss.
00:25:18I really, really like you.
00:25:32Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:41Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:42It's new.
00:25:44What?
00:26:10Try that with me.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16One more time.
00:26:21That's nice.
00:26:22Cool, I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:25Hi.
00:26:26Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:30Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:32And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:34Hey, you seal the deal?
00:26:37That is so not any of your business.
00:26:39Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:41You did?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43And it was amazing.
00:26:44Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:26:46Your advice?
00:26:47You know what?
00:26:48I'll tell you something.
00:26:49You are so full of shit.
00:26:50You know nothing about this kind of stuff.
00:26:51I'm full of it?
00:26:52Yes, absolutely.
00:26:53Really?
00:26:54Uh-huh.
00:26:55Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:59Off to find our wedding rings.
00:27:06Let's find what we all like.
00:27:09Ben, come here.
00:27:10You're in on this too.
00:27:12Oh, that's nice.
00:27:14Ali, look.
00:27:15Oh my God, that's gorgeous.
00:27:17How about we just get something fake?
00:27:19Who's going to know the difference?
00:27:20My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:22You know, least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:24Gosh, give me some slack.
00:27:26It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:32Is that any way to talk to your fiancé?
00:27:35Excuse me, um...
00:27:36Can we see these two?
00:27:38Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:42So, what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:47Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:54Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:55Oh my God, now that fits.
00:27:57Try it on.
00:27:59Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:28:01No, no, no.
00:28:02We're just roommates.
00:28:04Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:07Diamonds are forever.
00:28:08We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing,
00:28:12as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:14Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:18This is so expensive, you know?
00:28:24Wow, that is nice.
00:28:26Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:28You guys okay with that?
00:28:29Yeah, cool.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31Alright, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:34Be right back.
00:28:36We have the seating charts, the caterer, music.
00:28:40Flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:44Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:47Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:50No.
00:28:51Here you go.
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:58And if that's your sperm donor, you're a handsome devil.
00:29:10Great news about the demo, man.
00:29:12You're an artiste.
00:29:13It's a gift from Jah.
00:29:14It's gonna be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:16Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:19Nah, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:21Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:29:23You're shit.
00:29:25Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:28With a woman?
00:29:29Yeah, with a babe like Ali?
00:29:31Dude, no way.
00:29:32It just couldn't work.
00:29:33It'd be a waste.
00:29:35She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:36I mean, she's beautiful.
00:29:37She's smart.
00:29:39And that body is just sick.
00:29:42I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:44Ali, Ali, Ali.
00:29:49You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:51Wait, you want to ask Ali out?
00:29:54Yeah, maybe.
00:29:56Like on a date?
00:29:57Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed.
00:30:00Like a nice date.
00:30:01What's the problem?
00:30:02What's the problem?
00:30:03What are you thinking?
00:30:04I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:08That's your job, dude.
00:30:10Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:12You guys never work.
00:30:14Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:16She just told me.
00:30:17You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19Tragic.
00:30:20But it's her choice.
00:30:22And we gotta respect that.
00:30:27So, the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:29My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:31She sent it.
00:30:32It was all getting very real.
00:30:34Dress rehearsal time.
00:30:36Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:41Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:44I was nervous as hell.
00:30:46Who wouldn't be?
00:30:47Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:56So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:59You look incredibly beautiful.
00:31:02Wow.
00:31:03Yeah, you do.
00:31:15Hey, Mel!
00:31:16Look!
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:18Julie did this.
00:31:23What are you guys looking at?
00:31:25Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:28Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:30Uh, my cousin.
00:31:32She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:35I'll be right there.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:39Nice dress.
00:31:41Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:43It's for a musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:52Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:58that you're actually getting married this weekend to your roommate.
00:32:01No, sounds like an awesome date.
00:32:03Hey, dance with me.
00:32:05What?
00:32:06I need to practice.
00:32:07Come on.
00:32:28Okay.
00:32:49Melanie.
00:32:50Hey, what's up?
00:32:51Chad!
00:32:52I was...
00:32:53We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:55Yep.
00:32:56Cool.
00:32:57Later.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Friend?
00:33:01Yeah, he's a...
00:33:03He's just a bass player.
00:33:04We work together.
00:33:05He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:33:11What a dog.
00:33:13I know, right?
00:33:14Total dog.
00:33:15I meant Ben.
00:33:17Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:19You know, sometimes I just want to strangle him, you know?
00:33:24Hey, gorgeous.
00:33:25Long time.
00:33:26Hey, Philippa.
00:33:28You smell good.
00:33:30You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:32No excuses, it's my birthday.
00:33:34I'm spinning.
00:33:35Yep, sure.
00:33:36Fantastic.
00:33:37Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:40I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:46Let me guess.
00:33:48Another dorky music friend.
00:33:50Yeah, she...
00:33:52We just...
00:33:54Anybody want a beer?
00:33:55Shots of tequila?
00:33:57Several shots, maybe?
00:33:58Actually, I'm gonna go home.
00:34:00It's been a long night.
00:34:08That was a nightmare.
00:34:10Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:34:12Go talk to her.
00:34:25Oh, look at that.
00:34:26Mel's sweet talking.
00:34:32You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to Mom.
00:34:35And you, of course.
00:34:36You, then Cassie.
00:34:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girls home to Mom.
00:34:55See you.
00:35:05Apart from some side drama at the club,
00:35:09our two weddings were moving along, right on schedule.
00:35:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:14Way, way better than most night parties.
00:35:17Wedding rocked.
00:35:19So, honeymoon, South Beach, yeah?
00:35:22Hell yeah!
00:35:23Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:35:26But, Mel darling,
00:35:29it's time.
00:35:31What, now?
00:35:33She's right, just do it.
00:35:35Just call Mommy Dearest,
00:35:37tell her you got married,
00:35:39and hit the hard lights, you're gonna do fine.
00:35:44Hello?
00:35:45Mommy, hi, it's Melanie.
00:35:47Sweetheart, how are you?
00:35:50I was just gonna call you.
00:35:52I have some news.
00:35:53Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:55No, Mom, I, um, I got married.
00:35:59And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:36:01No, it's true, we had a simple ceremony last night.
00:36:04Yeah, Mom, I'm married.
00:36:06Dan!
00:36:08Pick up the phone, right now!
00:36:11Dan!
00:36:13Melanie got married!
00:36:15Oh, God damn it, Dan!
00:36:17What's this about married?
00:36:18Yes, Ben and I were so in love, we couldn't wait.
00:36:21So, our friend Stephen, he's a minister.
00:36:23We gathered here today to bring together Mel, Ben,
00:36:28and holy matrimony.
00:36:30Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed
00:36:33sexpot of a man?
00:36:35Oh, I do.
00:36:37You may kiss the bride.
00:36:40Allie was my maid of honor,
00:36:41and she also played the bongos,
00:36:42which was really weird,
00:36:43because nobody knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:45Oh, yeah, it was so spiritual.
00:36:47Magical, almost.
00:36:48I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know,
00:36:50friends like these.
00:36:51Ben feels the same way.
00:36:52My husband.
00:36:53Not yet.
00:36:54My husband.
00:36:55Not yet.
00:36:57Mel, seriously, cut the crap, all right?
00:37:01You got married.
00:37:02Yes, Daddy.
00:37:04Mazel tov.
00:37:05I mean, to who, Nick?
00:37:07No.
00:37:08That drama?
00:37:09Vince?
00:37:10No, no, not Vanessa.
00:37:11I mean, Vince.
00:37:12Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate.
00:37:14We're in love.
00:37:15So, I said, um, duck.
00:37:18What the heck?
00:37:19That's something that you say
00:37:20when you buy a sandwich, not get married.
00:37:22I mean, besides, isn't he a gay?
00:37:26No, Daddy, he's not a gay, okay?
00:37:28Stop it.
00:37:29I always knew there was something going on
00:37:31between the two of you.
00:37:33Benjamin.
00:37:34I remember him.
00:37:35Yeah, yeah, sort of.
00:37:37Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:40Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:41Irish Catholic?
00:37:43Goodnimmel.
00:37:45What's he do?
00:37:47Sound designer, computer stuff.
00:37:50Wonderful, he's employed!
00:37:52Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:54Um, he's a great guy.
00:37:57Handsome, smart.
00:37:59When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:38:01Never, er, I mean, next year, maybe?
00:38:04Give, just give everyone my love, okay?
00:38:06Bye, Mom, love you, love you, love you.
00:38:07Bye!
00:38:09Hi!
00:38:11Oh, sweetheart!
00:38:13Oh, God, I have so much to do!
00:38:16You go, you go, you go, you go.
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:22Mmm.
00:38:23They sounded so happy,
00:38:26all because of a wedding, wow.
00:38:28How many friends share a ring?
00:38:30And a girl.
00:38:39Shit.
00:38:40Here, I'll sing the low part.
00:38:43Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
00:38:46Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
00:38:50Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
00:38:54Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
00:38:58You like it?
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:02I wrote it for you.
00:39:04Yeah, I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:39:07My mom always said I was an idiot,
00:39:10you know, for, er, for hurting you.
00:39:14My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:22And so was your dad.
00:39:26I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:32You guys!
00:39:35You guys, I need your help.
00:39:38We have thank yous to write.
00:39:40I'm on it.
00:39:44Aww.
00:39:50You two playing together reminds me of our first gig, freshman year.
00:39:54You were terrible.
00:39:56He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:58He was just kind of young.
00:40:05Come on, goober.
00:40:10My sweet baby girl.
00:40:13Te ves hermosa, hija, hermosa.
00:40:17Mamá, por favor, please, you said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:20It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:22My youngest is getting married.
00:40:25Mamá, please, please.
00:40:27Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:30Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:41:01Friend of the bride?
00:41:03Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:05For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:07I know what you mean.
00:41:09First of all, to you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:12you take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:15be you're luckily what it is.
00:41:17I know what you mean.
00:41:19First of all, to you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:22you take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:24be you're luckily what it is.
00:41:48Do you feel different?
00:41:53I don't know.
00:41:56How do you feel?
00:41:58Me?
00:41:59Uh, starving.
00:42:01Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:42:03It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:42:06Right, sorry.
00:42:09Really good.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:38Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:42:40Ben and Allie,
00:42:42we would like to give you our blessings
00:42:45and celebrate this day with family,
00:42:48friends,
00:42:50family,
00:42:52family,
00:42:54family,
00:42:56family,
00:42:58family,
00:43:00family,
00:43:02family,
00:43:04family,
00:43:06This day with family and friends.
00:43:10We are so happy for both of you,
00:43:12and we welcome you, Ben, to our family.
00:43:16Even if yours isn't here anymore,
00:43:19don't you worry, son.
00:43:22We're your family now.
00:43:25Whoo!
00:43:27They would have made my mom and dad really happy.
00:43:38Wow, my guy really has a way with women.
00:43:40Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:44Wow, you guys look crazy at tour de shag.
00:43:56What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:44:03Three blenders.
00:44:04Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted, uh, titanium heads or, uh, Tensby.
00:44:11That's the golf club's house.
00:44:12Weed Whacker? Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:15Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:18We'll, uh, give you some space.
00:44:21I don't quite know how to say this, but a couple of days ago, I got married.
00:44:27To Ben. Just as friends. Totally as friends.
00:44:29What? Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:31And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:36Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor, but Ben and I just had this small, intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:45Well, I mean, I can explain, because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:48It's not real. It's just for the demo.
00:44:50Wait, what's going on here? I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:54I am. We are on the same page. I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:58Okay, this is insane.
00:45:00You know how I feel, and you went and staged a fake marriage for money, and I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:45:06Listen.
00:45:07No, you listen.
00:45:08I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality, and your high sugar diet, which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:15But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife for that matter, or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:19Are you polygamists? Is that what you are?
00:45:23Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:25I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah, but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:29No, we are not polygamists. Why does everybody think that?
00:45:32Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:45:36I don't know. I'd call that crowded.
00:45:40I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:42So, I'm leaving.
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders, and your weed whackers, and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:49Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up.
00:45:57Oh, you're not my daughter.
00:45:59And who might you be?
00:46:01I'm, uh...
00:46:02Oh my, those shorts are very short.
00:46:07Sweetheart.
00:46:09Sweetheart.
00:46:11Mom!
00:46:13Soon as we heard, we just had to come.
00:46:17They ambushed me.
00:46:19Hi!
00:46:20I made a brisket.
00:46:23Will you let me bring it on the plane?
00:46:32I gotta get a drink.
00:46:38My eye's still on you.
00:46:39Stuck.
00:46:40Go get some pictures. The wedding pictures.
00:46:44So, how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my personal trainer. I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me. It fits size for you.
00:46:51I'm sorry.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53Hey, Cassie, could you go hide the presents?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day for Mel and Ben.
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:03Bring it in, buddy. We got some drinking to do.
00:47:05Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:47:06Hey.
00:47:08Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking. Honey.
00:47:19Ben!
00:47:20So, you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:23Yeah, happened kind of fast, yeah.
00:47:25Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:28They passed away.
00:47:29Oh, I am so sorry, Ben.
00:47:32Well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:35Thanks, that feels good.
00:47:37Oh, so where are those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second.
00:47:54Can you go to my room and put some of Ben's stuff in there
00:47:56and hide all the pictures of me and Cassie?
00:47:58Got it.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00You want to help?
00:48:02Here, here.
00:48:03Okay, okay, what do I do?
00:48:04Just take that.
00:48:05I don't know, just put it in there.
00:48:06Ben!
00:48:07Go, go, hey!
00:48:15Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cranny.
00:48:18I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:20Well, they were jipped out of a wedding.
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:25Try all weekend.
00:48:27This was not in my prenup.
00:48:30Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:36Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:38Okay, buddy?
00:48:39Come on!
00:48:43So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:47Hmm?
00:48:48Nothing urgent was there?
00:48:50No, sir.
00:48:51No, we were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:54We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:56I mean, uh, not.
00:48:58So pretty.
00:49:00Tiny.
00:49:01Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy.
00:49:04And he would, like, it was kind of like a bottle,
00:49:06and he would, like, put the condom over the...
00:49:09Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh, yeah.
00:49:11I'll take a Sanka.
00:49:14So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't breathe a word.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:30I'm so sorry.
00:49:31I should have told you before.
00:49:33You're in pretty deep.
00:49:45Sandy Rothman, mother of what?
00:49:49And, uh, you are, uh, Allie's boyfriend?
00:49:54Uh, hi, Oscar.
00:49:56Oh, my gosh.
00:49:57Hi.
00:49:58What are you doing here?
00:49:59I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:50:02Ah, come and meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie,
00:50:04and her husband, Ben.
00:50:05It's been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:50:07Like, how long?
00:50:08Like, forever, right?
00:50:09Just a couple days?
00:50:10Um, you know, right now is really not a good time,
00:50:12so you should just...
00:50:13Looks like a partnership meeting.
00:50:15Hey, Oscar, buddy, it's great to see you.
00:50:17Hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:21Hey, Mom, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:24Oh, how sweet.
00:50:26Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:28I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:29Oh, hi.
00:50:30Sheila Rothman.
00:50:32Oh, hi.
00:50:33Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:35Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:37Of course not, sweetheart.
00:50:39I'm Jewish.
00:50:40Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:41Yeah, you know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:44No, Julio, you like to salsa.
00:50:46I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:49Come on, let's show them how it's done.
00:50:51I'm sorry.
00:50:58And of course the Mortons came over,
00:51:00uninvited as usual,
00:51:02carrying our mail.
00:51:04Dan Rothman, father of the bride, right?
00:51:06In this place, you gotta be kidding.
00:51:10Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:13Always gets the party going.
00:51:15Yay!
00:51:25Max, no, no, no, stop!
00:51:29Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family,
00:51:31and keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:33There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:45On and around, both of the days,
00:51:47do what you have to say.
00:51:50You don't count for neverhood,
00:51:52you don't count by the day.
00:51:54And you write the future versions,
00:51:57so you don't cover the past.
00:51:58Ben, wait!
00:52:01Text right here.
00:52:03Morton's had it.
00:52:04Just stop eating that, just stop.
00:52:06Okay, well, should we open it?
00:52:07No, no, no, no, let's wait for Ali.
00:52:16I love that Cassie.
00:52:18You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:21Not that I know of.
00:52:23So, I'm a little confused.
00:52:25Who'd you say got married?
00:52:27Julie and her husband, Pablo.
00:52:30The whole family came in for a little reunion,
00:52:33celebration, baby shower.
00:52:35Oh, how nice.
00:52:37Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
00:52:39No, no, no.
00:52:41Oh, sweet.
00:52:42Max!
00:52:43Stop!
00:52:44Oh, my goodness!
00:52:48What an affectionate dog you have here.
00:52:51No, no, no.
00:52:53Oh, dear.
00:52:55Oh, my goodness.
00:52:56I'm so sorry, let me help you up.
00:52:58Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:59Are you mad?
00:53:01I don't like wine.
00:53:03I just want to make it right with you.
00:53:15Mm, okay.
00:53:17I gotta go.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:23You know, I am having a pretty good time.
00:53:26I'm much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:29Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:32How are you holding up?
00:53:33Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:36Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you
00:53:39we couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow,
00:53:42so we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:44And it just got worse.
00:53:46You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:48No, no, no, of course not.
00:53:49The more family, the better.
00:53:51We won't be any bother.
00:53:54And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:56Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:01Very recently.
00:54:02In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:04Of course.
00:54:05Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:11I'm sorry, they never stayed.
00:54:12Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:15I'll try to catch her.
00:54:18Cassie?
00:54:19Night bandit!
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:29Ooh.
00:54:30I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:32Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:35Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:37No, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:39I'm so jumpy.
00:54:40Open it, open it.
00:54:41Allie, Allie will be fine.
00:54:42Hmm?
00:54:45Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:48You mean Mel's and Ben's room.
00:54:50Right.
00:54:51Mike, give me a minute?
00:54:52Sure.
00:54:57Oh, yeah.
00:55:00Oh, yeah.
00:55:02Yeah!
00:55:03Oh, yeah, baby!
00:55:05Woo!
00:55:08Yes!
00:55:12This money is gonna change our lives.
00:55:14Mel, I would marry you again any day.
00:55:29How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Never mind.
00:55:45Ow!
00:55:48What was that?
00:55:50You pig!
00:55:51As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:54Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:58If I had good guacamole or not, they were both just jerks.
00:56:01Ten years of friendship.
00:56:04I wanted an omen.
00:56:11Is everything okay?
00:56:13Oh, honey.
00:56:14When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:17I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:20Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:24She never wants to see me again.
00:56:26I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:28I have. Much worse, in fact.
00:56:31Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:33After what happened in college, Allie's never gonna forgive me.
00:56:36And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:41Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages, so...
00:56:47Allie, we need to talk.
00:56:49We were drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:52Of course you were excited!
00:56:54Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:57While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:57:00How could you?
00:57:02Allie, please. I'm sorry.
00:57:04No, you know what? You are so full of shit.
00:57:06Both of you.
00:57:08Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing, alright?
00:57:11She figured things out on her own.
00:57:13And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:16I'm staying at Steven's until I can find a place of my own.
00:57:20We have bagels, lox, and coffee. All we need is you.
00:57:25Bon appétit.
00:57:31You know, you were roommates first. I'll move out.
00:57:34Maybe then Allie will come back.
00:57:38We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:40That was it. We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:43And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:51They say I got my father's laughter
00:57:55But my mama's attitude
00:57:58As soon as I know what I'm after
00:58:01I can feel them working too
00:58:04Photographs and books and leather
00:58:08In a chest beneath my bed
00:58:11Memories keep me together
00:58:14I remember when they said
00:58:17Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:20Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:23Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:26If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:30I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:33That I loved you, held back nothing
00:58:36No matter what, you can rise above
00:58:39Cause you are stardust, stardust
00:58:46Stardust
00:58:56Stardust
00:59:12I was staying with Steven
00:59:14Starting to forget about dreams for our band
00:59:16And hopes for our music
00:59:18You can stay with me as long as you want to
00:59:20But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease
00:59:23Okay, give me a second
00:59:25So I finally called Mel back
00:59:27She said she had something to tell me
00:59:29In person
00:59:31Hey, Mel
00:59:33I got your message
00:59:35I'm so, so sorry
00:59:37No, no, no, I overreacted
00:59:39No, you had absolutely every right
00:59:42And then I got an even bigger surprise
00:59:44There he was
00:59:45Guess Mel surprises both
00:59:47Mr. Wonderful
00:59:53So I asked you guys to come here
00:59:55Because I really wanted to tell you something
00:59:57In person
00:59:59With the trust money, I
01:00:01I finished the demo
01:00:03And the label loved it
01:00:05They wanted to do a full album with us
01:00:07And they offered us a huge advance
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11That's amazing
01:00:13So with the trust money, I wanted to give it back
01:00:15Since we don't need it anymore, are you guys okay with that?
01:00:17Yeah, of course
01:00:19Ali, they loved your voice
01:00:21And Ben, your songs
01:00:23The songs are from all of us
01:00:25The other thing I wanted to tell you was
01:00:27Since we're going to have all of this money
01:00:29Left over from the advance
01:00:31I put in a really lowball offer
01:00:33To my uncle to buy this house
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is
01:00:37He accepted
01:00:41When I lost you guys
01:00:43I actually realized how much you mean to me
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know
01:00:49For real this time
01:00:51Is that a yes?
01:00:53Yes, yes
01:00:55Come here
01:00:57Are you guys going to move back in?
01:00:59Because that would make me really, really happy
01:01:01Of course
01:01:03I mean, I can only speak for myself, so
01:01:05Yeah, we'll make it work this time
01:01:07So that was it, I forgave them
01:01:09There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup
01:01:11It was time to get serious
01:01:13Put this behind us and make a hit record
01:01:15The label was bringing in a big time producer
01:01:17From London
01:01:19Everyone was nervous, especially me
01:01:21Hey Bob
01:01:23It's Ben
01:01:25Sorry, Ben
01:01:27The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
01:01:29You wouldn't mind giving them a hand, would ya?
01:01:31No problem, you're the producer
01:01:33Yes, I am
01:01:35Listen up everybody
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do
01:01:39So let's get cracking
01:01:41Hello, Treacle
01:01:43Hi
01:01:45He's such a prick
01:01:47Well, the label thinks he's a god
01:01:49He produced seven multi-platinum records
01:01:51Is that me?
01:01:53Yeah
01:02:05We all got down to making some serious music
01:02:15Ben got a promotion, and more deadlines than ever
01:02:17So he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us
01:02:19And hearing the songs that he wrote come to life
01:02:23That was beautiful
01:02:41May I?
01:02:43Please
01:02:45Cassie and I were in the same boat
01:02:47We were both betrayed
01:02:49She took off on a yoga retreat
01:02:51We were making music non-stop
01:02:53Mostly about love and broken hearts
01:02:55No one knew they were really all about Ben
01:03:21Wash away regrets
01:03:23Of tragic lovers
01:03:29What do you guys think?
01:03:31It was awesome
01:03:33Shit, it's Cassie
01:03:35In Costa Rica
01:03:47Hi
01:03:49How are you?
01:03:51It's good
01:03:53Having a great time out here
01:03:55I just wanted to call and say hi
01:03:59Tell you that I've been
01:04:01Thinking about you
01:04:03And really thinking about us
01:04:05I'm so, so sorry
01:04:07I know
01:04:09After everything that happened
01:04:11I was
01:04:13I was really disappointed
01:04:15And extremely hurt
01:04:17I haven't felt
01:04:19The way I feel about you
01:04:21In a really long time
01:04:25And
01:04:27It's a beautiful thing
01:04:29And I really don't want to give up on us
01:04:33I
01:04:35I really want to make this work
01:04:39I miss you
01:04:41I miss you too
01:04:43Talk soon
01:04:45Bye
01:04:51So, Cassie and I are talking again
01:04:53Good
01:04:55I'm so scared of messing this up
01:04:57Just be honest
01:04:59And try to get her back, that's the plan
01:05:03You guys are so cute
01:05:05Sorry
01:05:07Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:11Well, whoever it was
01:05:13Thank you
01:05:29That evening it was our last day of recording
01:05:31Things in the studio weren't going very well
01:05:37You okay?
01:05:39Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:41Alright, here we go everyone
01:05:45Last track
01:05:47You ready, Ali?
01:05:49Yeah
01:05:51This is it, this is a big one
01:05:53I can feel it, I can feel the magic
01:05:55Hit me with it
01:06:01Lies and kisses
01:06:03Burning like December
01:06:07It's alright, no worries
01:06:09One more time, yeah?
01:06:11You got it
01:06:13Lies and kisses
01:06:15Burning like December
01:06:21Believe me, gentlemen
01:06:23She's not normally like this
01:06:27Ali, come on
01:06:29Get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:31These people want to pay for your next record
01:06:33Yeah, yeah, okay
01:06:35Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:37Sure
01:06:51Hey, just
01:06:53Lay down those vocals and piano just in case
01:06:55Mm-hmm
01:06:59Lies and kisses
01:07:01Burning like December
01:07:04Lies and kisses
01:07:06Burning like December
01:07:12Freezing in our minds
01:07:14Do we remember?
01:07:20Tide pulls on my heartstrings
01:07:22Take me under, me under
01:07:27Wash away regrets
01:07:29Of tragic love
01:07:34You take me higher and higher
01:07:36And bring me down
01:07:38Higher and higher
01:07:40And bring me down, down, down
01:07:42Lift me higher and higher
01:07:44And bring me down
01:07:46Higher and higher
01:07:48And bring me down, down
01:07:50Be my midnight day dream
01:07:54Touch every piece of me
01:07:56Give me
01:07:58Midnight day dreams
01:08:01Midnight day dreams
01:08:05Midnight day dreams
01:08:09Touch every piece of me
01:08:11Give me
01:08:13Midnight day dreams
01:08:18Midnight day dreams
01:08:20Midnight
01:08:26Midnight
01:08:30Congratulations, everybody! That is what I call a hit record!
01:08:34Time for some champagne!
01:08:45You were awesome.
01:08:46I was dying in there. Thank you.
01:08:48No, no, no. You did all the hard work.
01:08:50She is brilliant. Brilliant, I tell you.
01:08:53I cannot wait to record a solo album with her.
01:08:56You'll be involved in some way, of course.
01:09:00Hey, Bob, you know, when you lay down the track,
01:09:03can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:06Cos the highs are starting to feel a little high.
01:09:09Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.
01:09:12Ah, yeah. Sorry. Roger that.
01:09:15Ben. I'll get one of my guys on it.
01:09:18Kenny?
01:09:19Ben.
01:09:23Gentlemen, look!
01:09:25You were magnificent!
01:09:28Thank you so much!
01:09:30Thank you. It was nerve-wracking.
01:09:32Get used to it.
01:09:34Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu,
01:09:37and one of my A&R guys is in from London,
01:09:40so I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos.
01:09:44Well, I'm...
01:09:46I'm sorry, I...
01:09:48I don't think I can go.
01:09:51Er...
01:09:53Oh, yeah, listen, babe, it's business.
01:09:56The head of the label's going to be there.
01:09:59OK.
01:10:01Business.
01:10:03I'll pick you up at eight.
01:10:05All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking!
01:10:09Gentlemen!
01:10:11Let's get some shoppers down our necks!
01:10:21Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college.
01:10:25As if I care!
01:10:26That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago.
01:10:30Tuesday.
01:10:32See, I'll never live that down.
01:10:34Why should you?
01:10:36You were a jerk.
01:10:37Yeah, boy, here we go.
01:10:39With you and Mal, there were circumstances,
01:10:41but in college, you were just a jerk.
01:10:43Come on, Allie.
01:10:46So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:10:49What are you talking about?
01:10:51Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:53It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with.
01:10:56Uh, yes, it is.
01:10:58We're married.
01:11:00Only when it suits you.
01:11:03We need to put the past behind us.
01:11:06Be reasonable.
01:11:07I am a woman.
01:11:09I don't have to be reasonable.
01:11:11And that's why you love us.
01:11:13Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:16He's such a prick!
01:11:22Nigel actually cares about me.
01:11:24Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks,
01:11:26and he cares about one thing,
01:11:28and you know exactly what that is.
01:11:30I have cared about you for years.
01:11:33You're the one who fell in love with that frat guy
01:11:36like two seconds after we broke up.
01:11:38That was to make you jealous.
01:11:40Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:42Quiet. Quiet, everybody.
01:11:43It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen now.
01:11:45He is not good enough for you.
01:11:48No one is, according to you.
01:11:52Things are finally starting to look up for me,
01:11:55and I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:11:58I am happy for you.
01:12:02You deserve all of it.
01:12:05Come on, Ben.
01:12:08We both know you'll never know how to be serious.
01:12:15I think I'm losing you.
01:12:17I've never been more serious in my life.
01:12:20We may be a little different,
01:12:23but we're a family, okay?
01:12:26Nobody can deny that.
01:12:30And we love each other.
01:12:33You hurt me.
01:12:34I know. I know.
01:12:36And I want to make it up to you for the rest of my life.
01:12:45I love you.
01:13:03Marry me.
01:13:06No, I mean it.
01:13:08No, marry me for real this time.
01:13:10I can't...
01:13:11I can't imagine one day in my life without you
01:13:14in the same room, in the same bed.
01:13:17You, me, Mel, Cassie, all of us.
01:13:26Marry me.
01:13:31Is that a yes?
01:13:33Yes! Yes! Say yes!
01:13:35You're crazy. Come here.
01:13:37I love you. Yes.
01:13:39Yes. Yes?
01:13:41Yes.
01:13:51Okay, awesome. Ben, I think this calls for a celebration.
01:14:00So just like that, we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted.
01:14:10I love you.
01:14:18Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket.
01:14:20They were really back together.
01:14:25Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:14:27At least we're having a great life while trying.
01:14:31So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors.
01:14:36We all got down to making some serious music.
01:14:40Cassie moved in.
01:14:44Max finally has a playmate.
01:14:55I know we're a little different,
01:14:58but no matter what anyone else says,
01:15:00I wouldn't trade these guys for anything.
01:15:03This is family.
01:15:05This is my tribe.
01:15:33This is my tribe.
01:15:35This is my tribe.
01:15:37This is my tribe.
01:15:39This is my tribe.
01:15:41This is my tribe.
01:15:43This is my tribe.
01:15:45This is my tribe.
01:15:47This is my tribe.
01:15:49This is my tribe.
01:15:51This is my tribe.
01:15:53This is my tribe.
01:15:55This is my tribe.
01:15:57This is my tribe.
01:15:59This is my tribe.
01:16:01Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:07Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:13Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:18Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:24Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:26Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:32Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:36Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:42Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:44Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah.
01:16:46You know you don't really have to go yet.
01:16:49And I love the way you ball, yeah.
01:16:52Shout out with a vest like DJ Khaled.
01:16:54You the major key, no one else, but we.
01:16:56Special thing I love, always tryna flirt.
01:16:58Yeah, I see you, girl, move it, move it, girl.
01:17:00How you do it, do it, yeah.
01:17:02Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah.
01:17:05There's always tomorrow.
01:17:11Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:17:16Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:17:18You the major key, no one else, but we.
01:17:20Special thing I love, always tryna flirt.
01:17:22Always trying to flirt, yeah
01:17:23I see you girl, move it, move it
01:17:25Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:27Girl, I know, I know
01:17:28I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:30All in all, and I'm the DJ, keep playing a song
01:17:32It makes me think of you and I
01:17:35All in all, and I'm the DJ, keep playing a song
01:17:38Why do I have to say goodbye?
01:17:39Cause there's always tomorrow
01:17:45Cause there's always tomorrow
01:17:47Cause there's always tomorrow
01:17:53Cause there's always tomorrow
01:17:59Cause there's always tomorrow