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00:08Truth or dare?
00:11How old are you?
00:13What?
00:15I'm Mr. Games.
00:17Okay.
00:19Uh, then truth.
00:22I gotta be honest, I was hoping you'd say dare.
00:26Yeah, obviously, but I gotta make you work for it.
00:30Okay.
00:33Why'd you break up with Joe?
00:36Okay, so we, him and I, yeah, we know each other.
00:40Like, uh, diapers and playdates know each other.
00:42That is Tim.
00:44And we haven't been this alone since before he made out
00:46with Lauren Phillips in seventh grade under the bleachers.
00:49And now he wants to know why I broke up with Joe.
00:53I have a... I have a pretty convincing, like,
00:56chill girl thing going for me here right now,
00:58but it is wearing thin.
01:00And I might just blurt out the truth.
01:02Like, the actual truth.
01:05Like, uh, like, uh, oh, you know, I was just, uh,
01:09dating Joe because you were dating Stephanie.
01:11It's better than being alone, right?
01:13By the way, I am completely in love with you.
01:16I mean, have you seen Tim?
01:19Seriously, look at him.
01:22We are so alone right now.
01:26On his couch.
01:28And our legs are touching.
01:30No, Greta, chill.
01:32Be chill, be cool.
01:34Chill girl Greta.
01:38You know, he just wasn't my type.
01:41So what's your type then?
01:43Well, it's a...
01:45Not so fast.
01:47You already got your question, and now it's my turn.
01:49You're no fun.
01:51What? Come on, truth or dare?
01:56Dare.
01:58Okay.
02:00If you insist.
02:02Take your pants off.
02:04I just told him to take his pants off, right?
02:06No, Greta, chill.
02:08Chill.
02:10Be chill.
02:12I don't know I dare you to take your shirt off.
02:14What?
02:24Is my gym time paying off or something?
02:28I mean, I guess so.
02:30Meanwhile, I'm taking like need to upgrade my iCloud storage amount of mental pictures right now.
02:34Truth or dare, Greta?
02:36Truth.
02:38Come on, again?
02:40Well, I am just following the rules.
02:42Um, all right, let me think.
02:44Well, if you're just going to ask me what my type is again, I can just tell you.
02:48Wrong.
02:50I'm over that.
02:52And I already know your type.
02:54No, you don't.
02:56We'll see about that.
02:58What's your biggest turn-on?
03:00Confidence.
03:02That is such a cop-out.
03:04What? It's true.
03:06I meant physical stuff, like...
03:08Okay, you did not specify that the turn-on had to be physical.
03:10I'm an expert rule follower, so I would know.
03:12I answered your question, and now it is my turn.
03:14Truth or dare?
03:16Damn, Greta.
03:18That was, uh, kind of hot.
03:20What do you mean?
03:22You know, like, taking control like that.
03:26Well, I guess if you really want to know, uh, in terms of physical stuff, I like back rubs.
03:34Your back? Really?
03:36Yeah. Yeah.
03:38And, like, being touched there, it, like, releases something inside of me.
03:42Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
03:44Releases something inside of me?
03:46I sound like one of those bad romance novels that my mom pretends not to read,
03:50but secretly wishes my dad would notice so they could spice things up.
03:52Ew.
03:54What? You don't like back rubs?
03:58I like them. Sure.
04:00But they don't turn you on?
04:02Okay, maybe I read one or two of those books.
04:04I guess what we're doing right now kind of does it for me.
04:06Uh, you know.
04:08Seeing the walls come down.
04:10Getting vulnerable together.
04:12I don't know.
04:14I guess I'm into that kind of...
04:16Intimacy?
04:18Yeah.
04:20Intimacy.
04:24Did he just say he gets turned on by emotional connection?
04:28This is perfect.
04:30This is perfect.
04:32This is my chance.
04:36Okay.
04:38Uh, truth or dare?
04:42Truth.
04:46Have you...
04:48Ever had a crush on me?
04:50Have you...
04:52Ever had a crush on me?
04:54Yeah.
04:56I have.
04:58Really?
05:00When? Why?
05:02Greta, come on.
05:08Truth or dare?
05:10Seriously?
05:12You're the one who keeps mentioning all the rules.
05:14Fine, truth.
05:16Dude. Again?
05:18Okay, first of all, bro, don't call me dude.
05:20And I'm gonna keep choosing it as long as you keep reacting like that.
05:22Whatever.
05:30Have you ever had a crush on me?
05:34Yeah.
05:36Oh, my God, did I just say that out loud?
05:38I mean, I wanna keep going, but...
05:40Everybody likes Tammy.
05:42Like, everyone.
05:44Like, sophomore year,
05:46two senior girls asked him to prom.
05:48Two.
05:50Two.
05:52And now
05:54he is dating Stephanie.
05:58And there are just some lines that I can't cross.
06:04I mean, I guess it's good
06:06to find out where those lines are, though, right?
06:08Just to know.
06:10It's good to know.
06:12Okay.
06:16So, truth or dare?
06:18Dare.
06:20I dare you to give me a massage.
06:22On my back.
06:24A massage on my back.
06:26Okay.
06:28Take your shirt off.
06:30I mean, no, not to be gross.
06:32Like, seriously.
06:34I won't even look.
06:36Hey, we're being vulnerable, right?
06:44Um...
06:46Turn around.
07:04Is this, uh...
07:06releasing something inside of you?
07:08Releasing something inside of you?
07:10God, you are such a butt!
07:12I'm sorry.
07:16I couldn't help it.
07:18All right.
07:20Truth or dare?
07:24Dare.
07:26Ooh, taking a risk.
07:28I love it.
07:30I dare you to tell me
07:32what's on your mind
07:34right now, at this very second.
07:36What do you mean?
07:40You have this habit of, like,
07:42disappearing into your thoughts.
07:44A lot.
07:46You've been doing it all night.
07:48I have not.
07:50You're doing it right now.
07:52You do it when you're nervous.
07:54I am not nervous.
07:56Okay, but, like,
07:58a good nervous.
08:00We don't need to talk about it.
08:02What? No.
08:04The dare was literally to talk about it, Gran.
08:08Okay.
08:10I...
08:12I've been you.
08:14I have.
08:16I have.
08:18For a long time.
08:20But, uh...
08:22You know you're dating Stephanie.
08:24And so, up until tonight,
08:26I thought it was better
08:28just to avoid you.
08:30Rather...
08:32Oh, God, I'm sorry.
08:34I am really happy
08:36that you
08:38are so happy.
08:40I should probably just go.
08:42And I...
08:44Greta.
08:48I'm not dating Stephanie anymore.
08:50You're not?
08:52No.
08:54Um...
08:56We broke up.
08:58And...
09:00The thing is...
09:02You're right.
09:04I shouldn't have started playing this game with you, either.
09:06Oh.
09:08Yeah, no. I'm sorry.
09:10No, no, no.
09:12Shit.
09:14I...
09:16What I mean is,
09:18I shouldn't have started playing this game with you
09:20without telling you...
09:24That I have a huge crush on you.
09:26As in, currently.
09:30Right now.
09:32And for a while.
09:36Seriously?
09:40Probably should have started with that, maybe.
09:42You think?
09:44Truth or dare?
09:48Dare.
09:50I dare you to kiss me.
09:52As in, currently.
09:54Right now.
09:56And for a while.
10:06Okay.
10:26Dude, leave!
10:28It's weird that you're still here.
10:36No!
10:44No!
10:46So, it's officially been 24 hours
10:48since I made out with Tim, and I still haven't heard from him.
10:50I am completely spiraling.
10:52And, apparently,
10:54I'm physically incapable of taking sexy pics of myself.
10:56This is my most
10:58effortlessly cool vibe,
11:00and it's neither effortless
11:02nor cool.
11:04But, you know, if I want to start the process
11:06of taking a casual makeout session
11:08and turning it into a relationship,
11:10I have to make sure he wants it.
11:12And, yeah, Tim said he's into me,
11:14but how can you ever really know,
11:16you know?
11:18Okay.
11:20So I may have internalized some trust issues
11:22from my past relationship, but I'm working on it.
11:24And for now, it's time to trap some thirst.
11:26A FaceTime?
11:28This must be serious.
11:30Oh.
11:32This is CJ, my best friend.
11:34Well, kind of really my only friend.
11:36But she knows all the hawk-offs, and I'm always totally here for it.
11:38Hey!
11:40Hey! A FaceTime without a text?
11:42This must be good. Ooh, did someone get caught
11:44giving a blowjob in the boys' locker room again?
11:46Girl, this is no time
11:48for jokes. What? All I'm saying is
11:50a bitch-hat without a text before is like in the 90s
11:52when someone would just show up at your house without calling.
11:54Greta, this is a serious
11:56conversation about the state of our friendship.
11:58Is this about me not wanting to let you borrow
12:00my AirPods? Because I told you, I think it's gross.
12:02My ears are so clean, though,
12:04and... No, Greta.
12:06This is about me finding out that you had
12:08sex with Tim Edo from someone
12:10who is not you.
12:12Oh, what? Wait, what?
12:14Yeah, exactly. Like,
12:16are we even friends anymore?
12:18This is something you tell your standard science
12:20partner-level acquaintance.
12:22I told you about me and Becky Griselman,
12:24and not even my therapist
12:26who's pissed knows about that.
12:28CJ, how did you find out that I had sex
12:30with Tim? Oh, so that's
12:32how it is? Been friends since the seventh
12:34grade when I gave you your first
12:36tampon, and all I get is,
12:38I didn't tell you because I didn't.
12:40Because I didn't.
12:42Because I didn't.
12:44Oh, thank God.
12:46I thought our friendship was falling apart.
12:48Hello? CJ's still fully panicking
12:50over here. Who told you this?
12:52You know I can't reveal
12:54my sources.
12:56I swear, I'm gonna drive over
12:58to her house and suffocate her
13:00with a pillow. And suffocate
13:02her with a pillow. Okay,
13:04you need to chill. Tell me
13:06to chill one more time.
13:08I swear to f***ing God if she tells me to chill
13:10one more time. Okay, okay, okay.
13:12It was Rama.
13:14Who? Rama. She's like a year
13:16below us. Her brother's on the soccer team
13:18with Tim. She has
13:20the most gorgeous eyes and her cheekbones are like
13:22poppin'. Honestly,
13:24I think she's maybe like the coolest person
13:26I know. CJ,
13:28call her. Right
13:30now. Greta,
13:32I don't even know if she's intimate like that.
13:34This is a slow
13:36process. I can't just go around
13:38calling my crushes like a normie.
13:40CJ, I'm in full-blown
13:42panic attack mode right now. Please.
13:44Okay, fine, fine. I'll do it. Just, um,
13:46practice your breaths.
13:48Are you
13:50calling her or what?
13:52Yes. Right now. Look,
13:54just, um, be chill.
13:56And if she mentions our band, just
13:58say that in between. It feels like Bella
14:00and Sebastian. Just, um, don't get too specific.
14:02What?
14:04CJ, no, just focus.
14:06Hey, thanks
14:08for joining.
14:10Yeah, of course. We've been
14:12DMing, so...
14:14I so seriously
14:16can't with them right now.
14:18Hey, curly! I'm Greta. Thanks so much
14:20for hopping on.
14:22Hey, Greta. I'm
14:24Rama. Only been in, like, seven of the same
14:26classes as you.
14:28So, so, so, hey, listen. Um,
14:30Greta had some questions about what you told me earlier.
14:32Sure, shoot.
14:34Uh, so, what
14:36exactly did your brother say about Tim and me?
14:38He said that he heard you and
14:40Tim hooked up at a party last night.
14:42Like, hooked
14:44up or had sex?
14:46Hooked up means had sex.
14:48Does it? That does it, though.
14:50Definitely, yeah. Yeah, Greta, you already know.
14:52We've talked about this. I still don't think
14:54it does. Okay, well, listen.
14:56Uh, Tim and I didn't have sex,
14:58so, uh, who even told your brother that?
15:00Probably Tim. Also,
15:02bummer. He's a babe.
15:04I was impressed.
15:06And here I was, thinking Tim
15:08was different. You know, we've seen each other's
15:10naked baby pics. When he was seven, he came over
15:12to my house and peed his pants.
15:14This just doesn't make any sense.
15:16I mean, they're totally gonna do it eventually,
15:18so. Uh, so, can you, like,
15:20tell your brother that we didn't?
15:22Uh, I mean, I don't think that's really
15:24gonna help.
15:26What do you mean? Well, like,
15:28everyone already knows.
15:30Did she say everyone?
15:32Shit.
15:34Who is pulling you up right now?
15:36Joe.
15:38Who is Joe? Her ex.
15:40Let me paint you a little
15:42word picture about what it means that Joe is texting
15:44me. If we were in a submarine in one of
15:46those boring old Navy movies my dad likes
15:48to watch, water just
15:50gushing in, red lights blinking
15:52everywhere, sirens blaring
15:54in the distance, and an old white guy
15:56standing in a corner, screaming,
15:58we're taking on water! As if that wasn't already obvious
16:00enough.
16:04Oh, well, that's my
16:06cue to leave, CJ.
16:08I'll catch you on Monday.
16:10Ha.
16:14Greta, don't you answer that.
16:16You are past this. Period.
16:20Greta, don't you answer that.
16:22You are past this. Period.
16:26Remember those
16:28trust issues I mentioned earlier?
16:30Yeah, those are from Joe.
16:32He was my first,
16:34well, my first everything, including
16:36my first breakup, and he did
16:38not take it very well.
16:40We haven't really talked since. But that was like
16:42six whole weeks ago.
16:44Okay, hello, where are you?
16:46Are you imploding right now? Talk to me, what's going on?
16:48Yeah, of course I am, Sage. My life is falling apart.
16:50The guy I have a crush on is lying, telling people
16:52that we had sex, and now my ex is texting
16:54me. Correction.
16:56Now my ex is
16:58FaceTiming me. What are you
17:00gonna do? I don't know, I guess
17:02answer? I mean,
17:04if he thinks Tim and I had sex, I get it, but
17:06he should at least know the truth.
17:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:10You don't owe Joe anything.
17:12F*** him, and it's
17:14simply child mayhair. No, yeah, you're
17:16right, but
17:18I don't know, I just don't want things to be weird
17:20between us. I always hoped that we could be like
17:22cordial.
17:24Yeah, okay, no, I gotta go.
17:26Hey, hey, I love you, Greta. This is all
17:28gonna work out, okay? Yeah, I love you too.
17:30I'll keep you posted. Okay, bye!
17:32Okay, bye!
17:34Maybe this is a bad idea.
17:36Maybe this is a bad idea.
17:48Hey,
17:50I didn't think you'd answer.
17:52Then why'd you call? And
17:54why are you reading in your kitchen?
17:56I have macarons in the oven.
17:58Look,
18:00Greta, is it true?
18:02No,
18:04no, it's not true.
18:06So you didn't hook up with Tim?
18:08I didn't have sex with Tim.
18:12Guess I'm just surprised
18:14you're moving on so quickly.
18:16Listen, I figured if there was a lie
18:18floating around about you, I'd like to know the
18:20truth, but I don't really owe you an explanation.
18:22Okay, I get it.
18:24Still, I can't
18:26believe Tim would lie like that.
18:28Yeah.
18:30No, I don't get it.
18:32I mean, he's a jock. What'd you expect?
18:34Well, that's all. I'm gonna
18:36go. Well, that's
18:38all. I'm gonna go.
18:40No, Greta, wait.
18:42Cue the try and win Greta back speech in
18:44three, two...
18:46Greta, it's just that I miss you.
18:48I can't stop thinking about you.
18:50We had a good thing.
18:52I still journal about you.
18:54I just, I don't know what to do with all of that.
18:56Yeah, well, Joe, there's a reason why we didn't work out.
18:58I only remember the good things.
19:00Oh, do you?
19:02Okay, well, here's a refresher.
19:04You were pretentious and made fun of
19:06my friends and the things I liked, and you made
19:08me watch Annie Hall like six times, even though
19:10Woody Allen married his daughter, and you
19:12never wanted to do any fun high school things, even though
19:14Joe, you are in
19:16high school. Okay,
19:18first of all, you have
19:20to be able to separate the art from the
19:22artist. Secondly,
19:24I know. Okay, I've
19:26been working on myself, though. I'm not
19:28as judgmental. I have a more open
19:30mind now, like
19:32I started listening to Tame Impala.
19:34Remember, you used to tell me to listen to Tame Impala,
19:36and I would say they're a music for bros
19:38who want to feel cool, but
19:40I started listening, and I don't
19:42hate them. You weren't totally wrong.
19:44Well, that
19:46is, that's great, Joe.
19:48I am so happy that you have found
19:50Tame Impala.
19:52So, um,
19:54maybe we could meet up
19:56sometime and listen to them together?
20:04Did you see that text?
20:06He thinks I'm telling
20:08people. Why would he say that?
20:10Who are you texting right now?
20:12I just laid my heart out to you. Are you
20:14serious right now?
20:16Joe, we are not getting back together.
20:25So,
20:27truly a lot has happened in the past
20:29ten minutes. A roller coaster.
20:31You know, it sounds kind of crazy, but sometimes I feel like
20:33my life's like a TV show or something.
20:35What is taking him so long?
20:37Oh, okay.
20:39There he is. Be calm.
20:41Greta, be cool. Be even-keeled.
20:43Chilled out.
20:45Greta.
20:47Greta, hey. Oh, hey, Tim.
20:49So,
20:51you're not telling people we had sex.
20:53No, I thought you were.
20:55Definitely not.
20:57I wouldn't do that.
20:59Yeah, I didn't think so, but then I heard you were
21:01telling everyone on the soccer team.
21:03I told people on the soccer team we made out,
21:05but definitely that we did not have sex.
21:07Why are you telling people anything at all?
21:09Okay.
21:11Sorry, it might be stupid, but I've been
21:13really nervous ever since last night.
21:15And it's not like I've heard from you at all.
21:17Nervous about what?
21:19Nervous about what?
21:21Well,
21:23Greta,
21:25I really, really like you.
21:27I liked you before.
21:29I told you that.
21:31But after last night,
21:33I...
21:37I can't stop thinking about you.
21:39And I just didn't know what to do.
21:41So,
21:43I talked to a friend
21:45just to get advice.
21:47Because, you know,
21:49Because, what?
21:51You're going to make me say it.
21:53Yeah, no, definitely need to hear you say it.
21:59I...
22:01I don't want this to be just a
22:03casual one-time hookup, Greta.
22:05I...
22:07I like...
22:09I want to date you.
22:11But the only thing is
22:13I've only really been with one person
22:15in my life.
22:17The only thing is I've only really been with
22:19one other person.
22:21So I just needed someone to talk through it with.
22:23Well,
22:25I've been nervous too.
22:29Because I feel the exact same way.
22:31But, hey,
22:33next time you're nervous, maybe
22:35don't tell the entire soccer team
22:37and come to me instead
22:39and we can figure it out.
22:41Together.
22:43Okay. Deal.
22:45Okay.
22:47I will, uh...
22:49talk to you
22:51tomorrow.
22:53Uh...
22:55I mean, what are you doing right now?
22:57We can just keep talking.
22:59Unless you're too busy. I mean...
23:01I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
23:03Let's, uh...
23:05Let's just keep talking then.
23:07Dude, Greta,
23:09your room is dope.
23:11It's, like, effortlessly cool.
23:13Like, as you can tell,
23:15my room is just regular mess.
23:23Okay.
23:25Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
23:27Go.
23:29You really want to go there?
23:31Yeah, definitely. Give me all the juice.
23:33Okay.
23:35Um...
23:37I know it's a bit basic, but...
23:39Zendaya.
23:41I mean, I'm, like, a simp for Zendaya.
23:43She is so hot. I can't. I can't.
23:45Okay. This is, like,
23:47hour two of completely normal conversation with Tim.
23:49This is, like,
23:51Relationship Goals Instagram page-worthy.
23:53He likes Zendaya.
23:55I like Zendaya.
23:57Huh?
23:59Then that's it.
24:01No Greta overthinking.
24:03Anxiety? You there?
24:05See? Nothing.
24:07Wait. You think she's sexy, too?
24:09Yeah, of course.
24:11I mean, doesn't everyone? She's, like,
24:13the 2020 hot girl version of Prince.
24:15Everyone is attracted to her.
24:17Okay, good.
24:19Because I was kind of holding back.
24:21Because you know
24:23how people can get sometimes.
24:25But...
24:27Zendaya?
24:29Oh.
24:31I love her.
24:35Greta, this is, like, so refreshing.
24:37Like, I'm glad we can be honest
24:39about this kind of stuff, you know?
24:41Yeah, totally. I mean,
24:43jealousy is just, like, so passe.
24:45Okay.
24:47And anxiety is back.
24:49Hear me out. I felt Tim's dick through his pants
24:51while we were making out, and even then, the look he gave me
24:53wasn't even close to the look he just gave imaginary Zendaya.
24:55I need to make him
24:57look at me like that.
24:59I want to be the object of his undying teenage desire.
25:01Whoa.
25:03Did you hear that?
25:05That sounds like the idea train
25:07pulling into Greta Station.
25:09You're gonna love this.
25:11Yeah, totally.
25:13I mean, I'm just so glad you're...
25:15chill.
25:17Yeah, totes. Um, I actually have to go.
25:19Can I call you back in a bit?
25:21Yeah.
25:23Wait, what's...
25:25a bit?
25:27Okay, TTYL, bye!
25:29Showtime.
25:31I know what you're thinking.
25:33Greta, you genius.
25:35Phone sex is the perfect way to capture Tim's attention.
25:37And...
25:39yes.
25:41My anxiety has often led me to some bad ideas in the past.
25:43But this?
25:45Definitely a good one.
25:47I mean, if the goal is to have Tim look at me
25:49like I'm sexy, like,
25:51um, gee, Zendaya's so hot.
25:53Sexy?
25:55Then this is the fastest way to do it.
25:57Then this is the fastest way to do it.
25:59Okay.
26:01Let's go.
26:03Come on, Greta, just sex it up.
26:05You've got this.
26:07♪
26:09♪
26:11♪
26:13♪
26:15♪
26:17Hey.
26:19That was quick.
26:21Hey, Tim. I just had to, uh,
26:23get ready for a shower.
26:25Well, I mean, if you're about to take a shower,
26:27you can call me back after.
26:29I know it's a bit, but take your time.
26:31Well, actually...
26:35I was hoping that you'd
26:37keep me company
26:39while the water warms up.
26:43I wish you were here right now.
26:45What?
26:47Greta, I can't hear you.
26:49I wish you were here right now.
26:53I can't hear you.
26:59Is this better?
27:01Yeah.
27:03Yeah.
27:05Look, Greta, can you just call me back
27:07after your shower?
27:09Is this not working?
27:11Is it too subtle? Why is he not taking the bait?
27:13I'll have to try
27:15something different.
27:17Yeah, for sure. I'll call you in a sec.
27:19All right. Talk in a bit.
27:21♪
27:23What's that saying?
27:25If at first
27:27you don't succeed,
27:29try again, but this time try sexier?
27:31Sounds right to me.
27:35So, at first I thought
27:37this...
27:39was a little much.
27:41But after the cold shoulder
27:43Tim gave me pre-shower,
27:45I thought it couldn't hurt to dial up the sex appeal a bit.
27:47♪
27:49♪
27:57Greta,
27:59are you okay?
28:01Uh, yeah, just
28:03calling you back post-shower
28:05like we talked about.
28:07Yeah, that was like over an hour ago.
28:09Can we talk tomorrow?
28:13Uh, tomorrow?
28:15Yeah, I'll call you in the morning.
28:17I can't be mad at him for that.
28:19Right?
28:21♪
28:27So, uh, last night didn't go
28:29exactly as planned, but this
28:31is about as forward as I can be.
28:33Plus, I got up at, like, 6 a.m. on a Saturday
28:35for this, so it better work.
28:37♪
28:39♪
28:41♪
28:43Hey.
28:45Hey.
28:47I was just thinking about you.
28:49I was gonna give you a call before my run,
28:51but I didn't want to wake you up.
28:53Before his run?
28:55Yeah, no problem.
28:57You know me, just an early bird.
28:59Well,
29:01I'll call you back, okay?
29:03Because I got, like, six more miles.
29:05Yeah, sounds good.
29:07I'm going back to sleep.
29:09Oh, my God.
29:11It's Tim. I overslept.
29:13I am not prepared for this.
29:15He just finished a six-mile run,
29:17and here I am in bed looking like a potato.
29:19Should I answer?
29:25Are you still in bed?
29:27Ha ha ha.
29:29Yeah, you caught me.
29:31You caught me.
29:33You caught me.
29:35You caught me.
29:37Yeah, you caught me.
29:39I knew you were in a morning person.
29:41Okay, but real, do you get up this early every day?
29:43Well...
29:45I mean,
29:47looking at you right now,
29:49you're making a pretty convincing case not to.
29:51I mean, yeah, it is pretty cozy,
29:53but I can't say I get much done.
29:55You sure?
29:57I think we could get a lot done.
29:59Together.
30:01Oh, yeah?
30:03I mean,
30:05you look so good right now.
30:07Okay, but I look objectively
30:09so not good right now.
30:11But this does seem to be working.
30:13Uh, so,
30:15what would we be doing
30:17if you were here?
30:19Come on.
30:21We are so close. Just a little bit more.
30:23I mean, we could
30:25pick up where we left off
30:27at the party.
30:29Yeah, maybe this time I wouldn't have to dare you
30:31to take your shirt off.
30:33Oh, I'll take off
30:35way more than that.
30:41Is, uh,
30:43is everything okay?
30:45Um, yeah.
30:47Yeah.
30:49It's Stephanie.
30:55For those of you just tuning in,
30:57Tim and I were finally about to get all hot and heavy,
30:59when Stephanie, literally the coolest girl in school,
31:01is blowing him up.
31:05I thought you guys broke up.
31:07Yeah, we did, but, uh,
31:09she's going through a lot right now,
31:11and we're still friends.
31:13Still friends?
31:15Still friends?!
31:17I know what that means.
31:19That means your girl Greta is getting pushed to the side.
31:25Look, I know this sucks,
31:27but I have to call her.
31:29Um,
31:31I promise I'll explain everything later.
31:33I'll call you back
31:35after and we'll continue this, okay?
31:37Yeah, okay.
31:39That's fine.
31:41Greta, thank you.
31:43You're the best.
31:47I, uh,
31:49so can't right now.
31:51I, uh,
31:53so can't right now.
31:55You know, I thought what we had
31:57was, like, a real thing.
31:59God, why does this always happen to me?
32:01Why can't things be simple?
32:03I mean, I like him, he likes me, and that's it.
32:05Instead, it's games of truth or dare.
32:07Instead of, you know,
32:09getting to the point, or everyone thinking
32:11we had sex when we didn't.
32:13And, no, I just want him to tell me
32:15that he finds me attractive
32:17and he ditches me to talk to his ex.
32:19Maybe I should just give up?
32:25You sure you want to watch me get dumped?
32:27Okay.
32:29Welcome to my nightmare.
32:33Is everything okay with Stephanie?
32:37Yeah, she's fine.
32:41Greta, are you okay?
32:43Uh, honestly,
32:45not really, to be honest.
32:47Uh, honestly, not really, Tim.
32:49You can talk to me.
32:53Greta, come on.
32:55It's me.
32:57Dude, do you even think I'm sexy?
32:59Like, are you even actually attracted to me?
33:01Dude, do you even think I'm sexy?
33:03Like, are you even actually attracted to me?
33:05What? Yeah, of course I am.
33:07We're just...
33:09What are you talking about right now?
33:11What am I talking about?
33:13Tim, I have been digitally throwing myself at you
33:15and the first time you call me to start something
33:17you hang up to talk to your ex.
33:19Okay, first off,
33:21Stephanie is going through a lot right now
33:23and
33:25we're still friends.
33:27I'm not just going to abandon her because we broke up.
33:29I need you to be okay with that.
33:33Actually, that is really admirable.
33:35No, you know what?
33:37I am still angry.
33:39You swear you're just friends?
33:41Yes,
33:43I swear.
33:45And Greta, if me and you ever broke up
33:47and you needed me,
33:49I'd be there for you too.
33:51Because, yes,
33:53I find you attractive and sexy.
33:55But before all that,
33:57we started as friends, remember?
33:59And I care about you as a person.
34:01It's impossible
34:03to stay mad at this guy.
34:05But it still doesn't explain why he keeps
34:07blowing me off.
34:09Yeah, Tim,
34:11you say that, but
34:13I called you in a towel and you told me
34:15to call you back. I called you in the
34:17Skimpia shirt I own and you went to
34:19sleep.
34:21Is that what all this is about?
34:23You trying to be sexy?
34:27You don't need to do that.
34:29I already think you're sexy, Greta.
34:31I just want you to look at me
34:33the way you look when you talk about Zendaya.
34:37Are you serious?
34:39If I looked at you that way every time I thought
34:41you looked sexy,
34:43I would never stop.
34:45And besides,
34:47I don't want to be those gross guys
34:49always thinking about sex all the time, you know?
34:51Okay.
34:53But next time I call you in a
34:55towel, just know I'm trying to start
34:57something.
34:59You're always expecting the worst, aren't you?
35:01I feel so fully seen right now.