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00:00Previously on Mystery Incorporated, it's them. The kids who disappeared. Brad Childs, Judy Reeves, Ricky Owens, Cassidy Williams, and mascot Professor Pericles. I have parents I've never known. They're coming back for Fred. Mom? Dad? We're back. I have a little proposition for all of you. They're good kids. Better than we were.
00:29Are you willing to bet the lives of everyone in Crystal Cove on that?
00:34The Captain said you'd better take care And all the fish are crying
01:01The gardener is clipping the wicker man's chair
01:13Because the flowers are lively
01:20Genius. I think.
01:32Observe the delicate line, the vibrant texture, the witty use of chiaroscuro. It's a masterpiece.
01:39It, um, looks like a foot.
01:42Philistine.
01:44Brad? Judy? We've gotta talk.
01:49Not a good time, Cassidy.
01:51And what will you do If you see a cannibou Better run and get some hunters
02:12Hipsters and rich people. I, Randy Warsaw, the most modern, modern artists of the modern century, will unveil my new greatest masterpiece.
02:24Behold, junk.
02:26It isn't supposed to do that.
02:47Woah.
02:56Woah!
03:01Woah!
03:02Woah!
03:05Woah!
04:38Ah, Randy Warsaw is a highly treasured citizen of Crystal Cove.
04:42His graffiti art of our famous monsters has really put this town on the cultural map.
04:47You want us to investigate last night's attack?
04:50Solve the mystery?
04:51Catch the culprit in a freakishly intelligent trap?
04:53And eat all the free finger food?
04:55In a word, yes.
04:59And I need to put this in here.
05:01This, um, used to be the storage room.
05:04All right, gang.
05:05I think the best way to investigate this is just to blend in.
05:09Oh, oh.
05:17That sweater, that hair, those eyes.
05:21So mousy, so alien, so beautiful.
05:27Me?
05:28Jinkies!
05:30Huh?
05:31Jinkies.
05:32What a wonderful word.
05:35That shall be your name.
05:38Jinkies.
05:39And Jinkies, you will be my muse.
05:42And you, so powerful, so masculine, so rectangular.
05:50I shall name you Beef.
05:54Mmm, Beef.
05:56That voice.
05:58It's anti-art, anti-music.
06:02It's, it's anti-words.
06:04You will become Freako, my emo art rock band's new lead singer.
06:11Oh.
06:12Ooh, you're so un-strong.
06:16You'll be a verker in Randy Warsaw's artworks.
06:24And what about me, Mr. Warsaw?
06:27You?
06:29Meh, boring.
06:30Be gone.
06:31Huh?
06:32Mr. Warsaw, that can't be right.
06:34I mean, don't you like her hair?
06:36Yes, I love that hair.
06:38On a pony.
06:40Fun guy.
06:41Who'd want to threaten his life?
06:43Besides me.
06:45What do you think, Velm?
06:47Huh, I should take off my glasses more often.
06:50I look hot blurry.
06:52Velma?
06:53Huh?
06:54Who do you think would want to threaten his life?
06:56Any suspects?
06:57Hmm, hmm.
06:59Oh, forget it.
07:01We'll just investigate by ourselves.
07:02Right, Scooby?
07:03Oh?
07:04Huh?
07:04Hmm.
07:05Hmm.
07:05Hmm.
07:06Hmm.
07:06Hmm.
07:12Like, what's your name?
07:14Worker number one.
07:15And what do you do?
07:16I work while Warsaw gets all the credit.
07:20But that is all gonna change someday.
07:23Okay.
07:23Okay.
07:25Mr. Warsaw, I wanted to ask you about the attack.
07:30No words, jinkies.
07:32I want to introduce you to my old muse, Cleo.
07:36Ugh, you are dull.
07:36You are dull, lifeless.
07:38Go away.
07:39Shoo.
07:40Shoo.
07:42I'd hate that guy if I wasn't so mellow and disaffected.
07:46And...
07:47This is the art exhibit that attacked Randy Warsaw?
07:56It's just a pile of old junk.
07:59Huh?
08:04Maybe kicking it was a bad idea.
08:06Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
08:11Whoa! Whoa!
08:13Look out, Mr. Warsaw! Your art's back!
08:25Whoa!
08:30Whoa! Whoa!
08:34Look out, Mr. Warsaw! Your art's back!
08:40Whoa! Whoa!
08:43Wait!
08:56Cleo!
08:58No!
08:59Hmm. Does this remind you guys of something?
09:15Like, yeah. The month I spent trapped inside a mannequin factory.
09:19I can still remember the touch of all their plasticky hands.
09:24There, there. You're safe now.
09:29Is this a good time to talk?
09:36I don't think we need to talk to her. Do you, Brad?
09:39No, Judy. I really don't.
09:41Then you're gonna listen. I know you both really well, and I'm begging you to think of Freddy.
09:46To really put him first. For once.
09:49Stop thinking about that treasure. It's cursed our whole lives. Ruined everything we ever were.
09:54Cassidy, be careful.
09:56We've been kind for old time's sake, but don't push it.
10:00Nobody has to get hurt, as long as you stay out of our way.
10:04Nice to see you two are exactly how I thought you'd be.
10:07Don't bother getting up. I'll let myself out.
10:10Come on, guys. We have a mystery to solve. Guys? Guys?
10:22Try this. Oh, yes, Beef. Now you truly are a piece of art.
10:29Good.
10:31You're aÄŸluy.
10:33No, no, no, no, no.
10:35Huh?
10:36Hmm.
10:37Maybe.
10:39You have to steal their own hands.
10:41Right?
10:42No, no.
10:43No.
10:44Same with me.
10:45Yeah.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:48Yeah.
10:49No, no, no.
10:50No, no, no.
10:51No, no.
10:52No, no, no.
10:53No, no, no.
10:54Beef on beef. It's genius.
11:06Hi, you've reached Fred Jones. I'm probably out springing an awesome trap at the moment.
11:11Trap you later.
11:12Freddy, I'm downtown tailing worker number one. Something's not right and I'm going to find out what.
11:17Call me. I guess I'm alone on this one.
11:24Ah! Let me go!
11:37You caught me. I admit it. I'm the one who's been doing it all along.
11:42I knew it!
11:43I'm the forger.
11:45The forger?
11:46I make all the art, but he gets all the credit and the money.
11:50All I want is what I deserve, so every time I make a masterpiece for Randy Warsaw, I make a copy and sell it myself.
11:58It... it... it's junk!
12:00Well, that's a bit unfair. I admit it's bizarre, but...
12:03No! I mean, it's junk! Behind you!
12:10Hold on!
12:13No!
12:13Daphne, get in!
12:39Freddy!
12:40Freddy!
12:40Freddy!
12:40I've never been more glad to see you in my whole life!
13:02Oh, Daph. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Now we can be together again.
13:06Oh, you mean because I'm rescuing you.
13:13I tried winning you over with my trapping abilities. Now I'm trying to show you my half-clothes sign, just like your ex-boyfriend Baylor Hotner did in those Dusk movies.
13:34Oh, Freddy. I'm not interested in you because you're like Baylor. I'm just interested in you.
13:41That is, if I was interested in you, which I'm not.
13:44Which I'm not.
13:50Now, can we get out of here before we're crushed to a pulp?
13:53I can't see. Do we get him?
14:08This haunted masterpiece I've created is unstoppable. I truly am a genius.
14:23Just melt it down. Destroy it before it hurts you or anyone else.
14:27Destroy a masterpiece? Never. I'd rather destroy myself.
14:32Oh.
14:33Of course. That's what I must do. An artist consumed by his own art. Jinkies, you have inspired me.
14:41I have?
14:42I shall throw a grand exhibition. There I shall confront Junk and allow him to consume me completely.
14:51It will be my greatest masterpiece.
14:55Nice one, Velm.
14:57What? I can't help it if I'm inspirational.
15:00Sheriff Stone. Like what's with the little hat?
15:12It's my art beret. I wear it because deep in my soul, I am an artist.
15:16It also keeps my head warm right in the center, making my brains feel all toasty.
15:20This is looking familiar. But then again, without my glasses, it could also be two bears robbing a bank while riding a pony.
15:28Of course, it looks familiar. It's a famous painting by Albrecht von Kartoffelkoff, entitled 1001 Bavarian Nights.
15:40It's just like the picture.
15:41Hmm. Accordions.
15:45Like, check this out. It's my all-time favorite polka band, the Kaiserwursts.
15:53Yuck. Meaningless noise.
15:56No, no, no. Wait till I slow it down.
16:02Sound like anyone we know?
16:06Gang, things are starting to come together. But there's still a figure missing. The question is, who's it going to be?
16:13So what do you think of my portrait, Sheriff Stone? Mayor Nettles?
16:27You must appreciate the perspective. The bold line. The playful impasto.
16:30It, uh, looks like a triangle.
16:37Oh, chinkies.
16:44Now is your moment, Frico. For the first time in your life, your words will be truly understood.
16:51Huh?
16:52Huh?
16:53Uh-huh.
16:54That day's end, you never take me.
17:00How do you think you'll never take me?
17:09And all the fish will cry
17:20The gardener's gripping the wicked man's sin
17:27Because the flowers are lying
17:33It's like Frico is singing a whole other language
17:36Genius, pure genius
17:39And what will you do
17:44If you see a car of blue
17:50Go and get some hunter
17:54Time for my masterpiece
18:19Trapping phase one, go!
18:24Daphne, phase two
18:27Phase three, commence
18:47Consume me, you metal beast of my own making
18:51And score, now
19:03Bravo, bravo, bravo
19:06Genius again
19:08I think
19:10Thank you, thank you
19:11Let's see who's really behind all this junk
19:16I don't get it
19:18Wait for it
19:20We discovered the strange paralysis of Eko, Cleo and worker number one
19:23Had been caused by a rare strand of brewer's yeast used only in Bavaria
19:27That allowed us to reverse the effect
19:29These guys have been frozen to recreate a picture by the famous Bavarian artist
19:33Albrecht von Kartoffelkoff
19:36So we knew we were looking for someone German
19:38I still don't get it
19:40Here's why, Randy Warsaw
19:42The real culprit is Butch Burbanks
19:44Fine, you got me
19:46But don't expect my introspective personality to register guilt
19:50His real name is Hans von Schanemgruber
19:53Before Butch joined Sunday around noonish
19:55He released an album of classical accordion music
19:59It reached number one in the Bavarian hit parade
20:01But soon fizzled
20:03Using powerful electromagnets
20:04And as expert knowledge of musical instruments
20:07Butch was able to control your junk sculpture and make it attack you
20:16Like the only thing we don't know is why
20:19Alright, look, I did it for art
20:21That can't be right, can it?
20:22Okay, that's a lie
20:24The truth is I hated what you made me into
20:27All I ever wanted to do was play pokers in a Bavarian oompa band
20:32A beautiful dream that I lived
20:34Until I came to work for you, Randy Warsaw
20:37You changed me
20:39You transformed me
20:41Molded me into a dark band leader
20:44Playing and singing horrible intellectual music
20:47You took everything from me
20:49And I wanted to make you pay
20:52Pay
20:54And I would have gotten away with it too
20:55If it wasn't for you meddling polka haters
20:59Oh, and your singing stinks
21:00Nobody understands a word you're saying
21:03That's outrageous
21:06Well, thank you, Mr. Incorporated
21:09You've saved modern art from the clutches of the bourgeoisie
21:13There's only one thing left to say
21:14I find you all horribly, horribly boring
21:18So, get out of here
21:20Shoo, shoo, go away
21:23Uh, Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?
21:26It's okay gang, sometimes people just don't appreciate it when you save the day
21:36That's just the price of our... art
21:39Listen up boppers
21:41Cause I got a brand new radio show coming at you right now