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00:00It started off as the worst day of my life, but then there he was.
00:08It was love at first sight.
00:11His name was Daniel.
00:18When Lily and Emma were born, we fell in love all over again.
00:22We were overjoyed.
00:23They were fraternal twins, and they were as different as night and day.
00:30Valentine's Day was their favorite day of the whole year.
00:39Likes English, strengths strong.
00:41Yeah, but sometimes he smells.
00:43From the time they were little girls, they loved to play matchmaker.
00:48She'd be perfect.
00:50Everyone all matched up?
00:51Yes.
00:53Where's Lily and Emma?
00:56Huh?
00:57Who are you asking to the dance?
00:59We're not.
01:00It's way more fun matching other people up.
01:02My cute, funny girls.
01:04They were always trying to help someone fall in love and live happily ever after.
01:11But doesn't happily ever after only happen in fairy tales?
01:16I'm gonna miss you.
01:18I'm gonna miss you too.
01:20I don't want to go.
01:27You can't just let her go.
01:29Dad, you have to go after her.
01:32Bye.
01:51It's past midnight.
01:54I know.
01:57How many kids are there in your school?
02:00A lot.
02:01But most of them are matched up now.
02:04I'm giving them advice on how to ask their match to the dance.
02:08I try.
02:10You're kidding.
02:12I do this for a living, remember?
02:14I'm not kidding.
02:17You're kidding.
02:18I do this for a living, remember?
02:20Well, yeah, but what you do is pretty much statistics.
02:2340-year-old blonde guy, loves golfing, burritos, taking long walks on the beach,
02:27seeks 30-year-old woman.
02:29Pretty, blonde, weighing under 100 pounds.
02:31But what Lily and I do goes so much deeper.
02:33I mean, we pay attention to every minor detail.
02:37We know our clients' hearts and we make sure to treat them gently.
02:42Well, don't stay up too late.
02:45Good night.
02:54What about Emma's heart?
02:56If it happens, you'll be the first to know.
03:03Lily!
03:04Lily, wake up! We overslept!
03:10Sorry, honey.
03:12The alarm didn't go off.
03:14What day is today?
03:16Thursday.
03:18I gotta call your father.
03:25Voicemail. Typical.
03:32Mom, whatever happened with you and Dad?
03:36I mean, you used to be so in love.
03:39I'm late, and you're gonna be late for school.
03:42Parting is such sweet sorrow.
03:45Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
03:48Peace in thy, uh, breasts.
03:56Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
04:00hence will I to my ghostly father's cell
04:06his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
04:10Thank you. Thank you.
04:12Lily, that was beautiful.
04:14Elliot, you've done better.
04:17Um, let's try this scene again,
04:19and this time I want you a little closer,
04:22and, uh, I want you to really feel it.
04:26I want to feel the emotion of this scene.
04:33If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:36If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:39I know.
04:47Good night. Good night.
04:50Parting is such sweet sorrow
04:52that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
04:55Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
04:58Peace in thy breast.
05:01Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
05:04hence will I to my ghostly father's cell
05:08his help to crave and my dear half to tell.
05:15Wonderful. Wonderful. Thank you.
05:18Thank you. You may have a seat.
05:20Let's go back to the beginning of scene nine.
05:23Nice job, Lily.
05:25Looks like you're gonna have some competition this year.
05:27Thanks, Megan.
05:29Did you know that Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
05:32No, I didn't.
05:34And ew, it's so romantic.
05:37It's so illegal.
05:39I understand that the language of Shakespeare
05:42can be difficult to understand,
05:45but we have a rule in this class
05:48that we all stay awake.
05:50Barry, why don't you come up here and read with me?
05:57I'll be Juliet.
06:02Xenia.
06:08We have an emergency.
06:10Another one?
06:12He jests at the scar's death,
06:14never felt a wound,
06:16but soft what life drew.
06:18Beyond her window breaks.
06:21It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
06:27You think she'd go out with me?
06:32I don't think she will,
06:34as long as you ask her out in the right way.
06:38Here, connect this to your phone and put the earbud in.
06:41I'll be on the other line and tell you exactly what to say.
06:44She's alone.
06:46Now's your chance.
06:51Tell her that her eyes are like sapphires.
06:54Your eyes are like sapphires.
06:56That's kind of sweet.
06:58See, he's getting it.
07:00And that is she'd let you take her to the movies Saturday night?
07:03You're wrong.
07:05Poop.
07:07Marvin?
07:09Hello, Marvin?
07:16Do you want to go to the movies Saturday night?
07:19Sure, pick me up at 6.
07:25My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself
07:29because it is an enemy to thee.
07:32Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?
07:36Thank you, Mary.
07:38I have another rule in my class,
07:40and that is that you remain in your seats
07:43for the entire class period.
07:46To the principal's office, please.
07:50Cutting class is never acceptable.
07:52But it was an emergency.
07:54For whatever reason, I called your parents.
07:56Why?
07:58How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:01Three?
08:02Twenty-five.
08:04How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:07Three?
08:09Twenty-five.
08:11Is that your lovely wife?
08:13She's really pretty.
08:15What's her favorite flower?
08:17I'm sure it's Narcissus.
08:19When was the last time you sent her flowers?
08:21She looks like the kind of woman who adores getting flowers.
08:24Wait outside my office.
08:26I'll be back soon.
08:34Yes?
08:35Miss Adams, please order me some flowers.
08:37What kind?
08:38Narcissus.
08:52It wasn't our fault.
08:53He wouldn't listen.
08:55Mrs. Valentine.
08:57Miss.
08:59Come in, please.
09:06One down and one to go.
09:13Hi, Dad.
09:15She's already in there.
09:25Not there.
09:27So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:32So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:36You're not going to buy it anyway, so why bother?
09:39Try me.
09:41Well, this kid in school today was like,
09:43I really don't know what to do with my life.
09:45I don't know what to do with my life.
09:47I don't know what to do with my life.
09:49I don't know what to do with my life.
09:51Try me.
09:52Well, this kid in school today was like,
09:54I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know how, and I was like,
09:56Oh, you should just...
09:57Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
09:59Start over, try it again, this time in English.
10:01Okay, well, we're in drama class and we got a text from Marvin.
10:04Okay?
10:05Just a second.
10:06Hello?
10:07Yeah, I was thinking Peter would be perfect for you.
10:10I know, he looks good, right?
10:12He lost like 55 pounds on some veggie sandwich diet.
10:15Yeah, okay, bye.
10:18Anyway, Marvin wanted to ask Rita out, but he's...
10:22Hello?
10:23Hey, Sophie.
10:25Yes, he's still available.
10:27Okay, bye.
10:29Hey, Dad, can we go riding after dinner?
10:31I can't, I really got to get this work done, it's important.
10:34Okay.
10:36So why couldn't you just wait and help Marvin out after school?
10:40Love won't wait, Mom.
10:42Did you know Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
10:44She didn't wait, she went for it, she followed her heart.
10:47Yeah, and look what happened to her.
10:49Mrs. Porter, she's holding auditions for Romeo and Juliet,
10:52and I really want to be Juliet.
10:54But every time I audition for her, I get really tongue-tied.
10:57You would be a perfect Juliet.
10:59I think so.
11:06Hello?
11:07Yeah, I'm having a pool party at my house tomorrow after school.
11:10Everyone's invited.
11:12Okay, we'll finalize things then.
11:15Bye.
11:18Pool party?
11:20When were you going to ask me?
11:28You should be grounded for today's escapade.
11:31You know, Dad, I'm sorry.
11:38You still want to go riding?
11:41Yes.
11:47Well, sorry, lately I've been, uh...
11:50Grumpy, moody?
11:53Yeah, all that.
12:00So, what would you think if I sold my business?
12:03I thought you loved what you did.
12:05I used to.
12:08I think that's what got your mom so upset.
12:11So wrapped up in it.
12:13Just a little.
12:16I got a guy who's interested in buying it.
12:18He's supposed to call me in a couple of days.
12:21That'd be really cool.
12:24Think your mom would come back if I sold it?
12:27Maybe.
12:30Want to race?
12:32You're on.
12:46You're so cool.
12:52Oh, my gosh, Pharrell?
12:55Next.
12:57I don't want anyone with zits, smelly pits, or halitosis.
13:02You guys totally rock.
13:07I'm in heaven.
13:10Are you sure?
13:12He's so not who I had in mind.
13:14He's perfect for you.
13:24Hello?
13:26No, I'm awake.
13:29Pink and purple?
13:31Yeah, I'll go great together.
13:33So, you took care of N through Z?
13:37Hello?
13:39I guess.
13:41You guess?
13:44Do you think Mom and Dad will get back together?
13:48I hope so.
13:50Do you think he still loves her?
13:52Do you think he still loves her?
13:54In his crazy, clueless, mix-up kind of way, yeah.
13:58I don't think she loves him anymore.
14:01I mean...
14:03So, how about you tell me which girl's gonna take me to the dance?
14:07Absolutely not.
14:09That would just spoil all the fun.
14:11You have to wait, just like everyone else.
14:14Okay, how about a hint?
14:16Okay.
14:18It's a girl.
14:21Leave me alone.
14:22Stay away from Rita.
14:24Nobody messes with my girl.
14:26She's not your girl.
14:32Hey, leave him alone.
14:34Her what?
14:36Whoa!
14:39Who's that?
14:43That's my cousin Connor.
14:45His family just moved here from Becky's.
14:47So, he's new?
14:49I mean, like, he goes to school here?
14:51Yeah.
14:53Cool.
14:55See, you're still making friends on the first date.
14:59He had it coming.
15:01That's when you start talking to pretty girls.
15:03You're funny, too.
15:05Connor, this is Lily, and this is...
15:07Emma.
15:09I'm Connor.
15:11It's nice meeting you both.
15:15Okay, we gotta go.
15:16Bye, ladies.
15:22Dad, dinner's ready!
15:28Emma?
15:29Hey, Dad, dinner's ready.
15:31I'll be upstairs in about an hour, okay?
15:33An hour? Are you kidding me?
15:35I'm sorry. I told you I was working late tonight, didn't I?
15:38Okay.
15:45Hey, Lil, can you come over?
15:50I promised Daddy I'd be the first to know,
15:52but Dad's not here, and you are,
15:55so I'm listening.
15:58Okay, you have to promise not to tell a single soul
16:01what I'm about to tell you.
16:03Okay, I promise.
16:05It finally happened, Lily. I'm in love.
16:07With who?
16:09I can't tell you. Well, not yet.
16:11I want to ask him to the dance first.
16:13I mean, it'd be just my luck if he hated my guts or something.
16:15So you called me all the way over here
16:17to tell me you're in love,
16:19which is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you,
16:21and you won't even tell me who it is?
16:23I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.
16:25Well, you know how they say twins share everything?
16:29I can't believe it.
16:31Both of us in love at the same time.
16:33I know.
16:35Now I know how Juliet felt.
16:37Emma,
16:39do you get a weird feeling inside when he looks at you?
16:41I mean, like you need to throw up, but you haven't eaten anything.
16:43That's romantic.
16:45But...
16:47Yeah, I do.
16:49And when he smiles at you?
16:51Uh-huh.
16:53So it's agreed.
16:55As soon as they answer our invitation to dance,
16:57it's agreed.
17:01I can order pizza, or we can go out to dinner.
17:07Do you want to go out for pizza?
17:11Why don't you love Mom anymore?
17:13I mean,
17:15how do you just
17:17fall out of love?
17:19It's complicated.
17:21I'm listening.
17:23I didn't fall out of love.
17:25You still love her?
17:29Uh-huh.
17:31That's why it's complicated.
17:33Why don't you just tell her?
17:35So what is all this?
17:37No fair changing the subject.
17:39No fair asking too many questions.
17:41What are you doing with the Shredder young lady?
17:47It finally happened, Dad.
17:49I think I'm in love.
17:53That's why I made a nice dinner for us.
17:55I wanted to tell you.
17:59I'm sorry.
18:01Now I know how you and Mom felt.
18:05It's awful.
18:07That's not the word that comes to mind
18:09when I think of love.
18:11No, what I meant is,
18:13I help other people fall in love.
18:15I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen.
18:17I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen to me.
18:19I don't know how to handle it.
18:25He plays ball?
18:27Uh-huh.
18:29What's this line?
18:31Oh, I think it's perfect.
18:33And I should know.
18:47I would just melt
18:49if you agreed to go to the dance with me.
18:57Done already?
18:59Sorry, I was in a hurry.
19:01School project.
19:03Mm-hmm.
19:05Science.
19:07More like chemistry.
19:09Mom,
19:11I'm in love
19:13with a really cute guy.
19:18Ah!
19:23Hey!
19:25Looks like someone invited me to the dance.
19:29Don't.
19:31I'm going to text my mom
19:33and see if anyone dropped anything in the house.
19:35Please don't send me.
19:37Please don't send me.
19:41You hear that? There's nothing in there.
19:47Oh.
19:53No way, another one.
19:57Dude, I'm so jealous.
19:59Your heart is melting.
20:01Huh?
20:03I mean, it's really melting.
20:05Oh.
20:07Did he see you?
20:09No, but it was really close.
20:11Oh, me too.
20:13There was a motion detector light
20:15and it was one guy.
20:17You do the math.
20:19If it's another one, it's mine.
20:35Awesome.
20:45Wow.
20:49Ethan said yes to Sarah.
20:51Alex said yes to Amanda.
20:53Jake has not responded to Sharon.
20:55My date said yes, of course.
20:57Piper's date hasn't answered
20:59and Ashley hasn't asked her date yet.
21:01Hey, call me tonight and I'll tell you a great way to ask.
21:03Thanks.
21:05What if our guys say no?
21:07They won't.
21:11So you're not going to tell me who asked you?
21:13No.
21:15Have you chosen who you're going to take to the dance?
21:17No.
21:19Do it fast so the other girl can ask someone else.
21:21You wouldn't want to break her heart.
21:25Did you girls get your dresses yet?
21:27I did. I'm waiting.
21:29Just in case I chicken out.
21:31If anyone gets the same dress as me, I'll freak out.
21:33Did you buy your dresses yet?
21:35Come on, you are going to the dance, aren't you?
21:37Our mom's taking us tomorrow.
21:39I can't believe we're looking for dresses.
21:41I know.
21:45Oh my gosh.
21:49It's perfect for me.
21:53It's gorgeous.
21:55Why don't you try it on?
21:57That's okay. It was made for you.
21:59I like that yellow one over there.
22:01You sure?
22:03You're amazing.
22:09It's about time.
22:13Well, I answered.
22:15So, is it like a girl?
22:19Both.
22:21Yeah.
22:23Are you crazy? You answered yes to both of them.
22:25Why would you do that?
22:27I don't know.
22:29Well, who are they?
22:31I don't know.
22:39Yes, he said yes.
22:43Hello?
22:45Emma, he said yes.
22:47When?
22:49I don't know. Just about a minute ago. Do you have anything?
22:51Not yet.
22:53Hold on. Let me go check again.
22:55Okay.
22:59There's nothing here.
23:01Lily, what if he doesn't answer?
23:03He will.
23:07What's on your face?
23:09You, uh, saving that for later?
23:11Funny.
23:13Why are you so sad?
23:15It's nothing.
23:17What's his name?
23:19Oh, what fools these mortals be.
23:21Uh, someone left this near the gate.
23:23I think it's for you.
23:25Dad, are you kidding me?
23:29Yes!
23:31Yes, yes, yes, yes!
23:33I told you.
23:35I know. I'm so happy.
23:37It's like I'm seeing colors.
23:39Me, too.
23:41So, tell me his name.
23:43You first.
23:45Oh, you.
23:47Okay, well, say on the count of three.
23:49Three.
23:51Connor Miller.
23:55Hey, Mom, can I go to Emma's house?
23:57Be back at 11. Is Emma okay?
23:59Yeah, we just have a little mix-up we need to sort out.
24:01No big deal.
24:03Love you, Mom.
24:05Love you.
24:09They're exactly the same.
24:11This is not happening.
24:13What are we going to do?
24:15We?
24:17No, we.
24:19The girl who got their answer first should go to the dance.
24:21I got my answer first, so I'm going to go.
24:23So, what you're saying is that
24:25the girl who got her answer from Connor first
24:27gets to go to the dance with him?
24:29Exactly. And that would be me.
24:31We'll see about that.
24:33Dad, Dad, Dad!
24:35Hey, girls.
24:37Okay, remember that package that came for me today?
24:39What time did you get it?
24:41Uh...
24:45I think the 6 o'clock news
24:47was coming on when I came through the door.
24:49Ah-ha!
24:51Ah-ha what?
24:53Try to focus. Dad put my answer in the kitchen at 6 o'clock.
24:55So, technically, I got my answer first.
24:57Even though I didn't know it when you called.
24:59Which was what time?
25:016.45.
25:03Problem solved. Thanks, Dad.
25:07Thanks a lot, Dad.
25:09You're the one who made up the rules.
25:11You tricked me into it!
25:13Why didn't you just ask Elliot out?
25:15He's the one that's totally in love with you.
25:17Little problem, Emma. I'm not in love with Elliot.
25:19I'm in love with Connor, and I'm going to the dance with him.
25:21In your dreams. In yours!
25:23No way.
25:25Emma.
25:27And Lily.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Lily?
25:33Yeah.
25:35So, have you figured out
25:37how to take both of them to dance?
25:39I'm working on it.
25:53Can I sit here?
25:55I already am.
25:57Everything okay?
25:59No, not really.
26:01Hey, Lily.
26:05Hey, Lily.
26:09Can I sit here?
26:19You're the most beautiful girl
26:21I've ever seen.
26:23Um, why,
26:25why thank you.
26:27Those eyes.
26:29I can just drown
26:31in those big blue eyes.
26:41Did you like the baseball?
26:43Yeah.
26:47I sleep with it under my pillow every night.
26:49Really?
26:59Hi.
27:03Hi.
27:05Your eyes.
27:07Your face.
27:09Your soul.
27:11It's like a work of art.
27:19The colors of your fingernails
27:21are so becoming.
27:25It's like
27:27Love's brush just painted a canvas in beauty.
27:31Well.
27:35Why do I feel like I'm the only one
27:37going crazy here?
27:39I don't know, why?
27:45Do you not see what you're doing?
27:47No.
27:49I've printed sides for you
27:51to audition with, and I have this
27:53clipboard you will need to sign
27:55if you're going to audition.
27:57I suggest you choose a partner
27:59to audition.
28:01It will be to your advantage to have a partner
28:03and it will be to your advantage
28:05if you practice together
28:07often.
28:11Hey, do you want to be partners?
28:15He's not trying out.
28:17Okay, we can be partners.
28:19Cool.
28:21Weren't your fingernails purple before?
28:23Were they?
28:29Be sure to sign your name
28:31to the audition sheet.
28:33I'll expect you to be on time
28:35for the audition.
28:37Four o'clock tomorrow?
28:39No second chances.
28:41You must be on time
28:43to be in my play.
28:45I have to be Juliet.
28:47Of course you do.
28:49I hope I get to be Romeo.
28:51You will.
28:53You're really good.
28:55Better than Connor?
28:59Lily, may I have a word?
29:01Sure.
29:03You have a natural talent, Lily.
29:05Thanks. I really love the play.
29:07I can tell.
29:09I don't usually do this, but
29:11I want to tell you
29:13I've got my eye on you for Juliet.
29:15Really?
29:17Really?
29:19I see bright things in your future.
29:21Thanks.
29:25I'll see you at the audition
29:27tomorrow.
29:29See you tomorrow.
29:35Lily, hey.
29:37Wait up.
29:39Hey, do you want to run lights tonight?
29:41Okay.
29:45Your house or mine?
29:51I can't.
29:53Hey.
29:55You can have him back in a minute.
29:57What is going on, man?
29:59What are you talking about?
30:01You're playing both sisters.
30:05I can't help it.
30:07I'm in love with both of you.
30:15Hey, Ash.
30:17Hey, Lily.
30:19We're at Connor's at the
30:21get-to-know-your-date-before-the-dance party
30:23that you and Emma organized.
30:25You and Elliot should totally come over.
30:27Elliot?
30:29You're tamed for the dance, silly.
30:31We'll be here till at least midnight.
30:33It's okay. I have other plans.
30:37Okay.
30:43If I can just reach up
30:45and grab one of those stars,
30:49I'd bring it down here
30:51and give it to you
30:53and do that.
30:57Lily, I made a Razzleberry pie.
30:59And there was this
31:01Cary Grant marathon on TV tonight.
31:03If you don't mind, I'm really tired.
31:05I have class tomorrow, and I need to polish my lines.
31:07Have you been crying?
31:09No. I'm just really stressed.
31:11You know how blotchy I get when I'm stressed.
31:13I had a really nice time tonight.
31:15Me too.
31:21Let's wait.
31:23As you wish.
31:31Lily!
31:33Audrey?
31:35What's wrong?
31:37It's Lily. When she got home last night,
31:39it looked like she had been crying.
31:41Anything happen over there?
31:43She's a teenage girl.
31:45They cry all the time.
31:47Not Lily.
31:49No. She wasn't even here last night.
31:51Are you sure?
31:53I think I would know
31:55if my own daughter was at my house.
31:59Where were you?
32:01I'm right on time.
32:03Auditions were at four. I mean, you've known that for weeks.
32:05No, I had a note on my fridge.
32:07Mrs. Porter.
32:09Let me see.
32:13She didn't have an emergency, did she?
32:15No.
32:19I see you got the part of Romeo.
32:23Maybe if you talk to Mrs. Porter,
32:25she'll let you play the nurse.
32:27I'll see you tomorrow.
32:31Hey, Megan.
32:35You got the part of Juliet.
32:37It's really cool.
32:41I can't believe I did that to Lily.
32:45I'm a complete jerk.
33:01Dad!
33:03Oh, Lily.
33:05How could you do that to your poor sister?
33:07Ask her what she did to me.
33:11What did you do?
33:13You started it.
33:15She drew all over my beautiful dress
33:17with a sharpie.
33:19Lily!
33:21Do you know how much that dress cost?
33:23I'll pay for it.
33:25She sabotaged my dress.
33:27I'll pay for it.
33:29I'll pay for it.
33:31She sabotaged my audition.
33:33Mrs. Porter.
33:35She didn't have an emergency.
33:37Oh, Emma.
33:39You know how much that role meant to your sister.
33:41How could you do that to her?
33:45It's about that boy, isn't it?
33:47We both love him.
33:49So we both asked him to the dance.
33:51And he said yes to both of us. Why would he do that?
33:53And he's flirting with both of us, too.
33:55But he likes me best.
33:57Did he tell you that when he looks into your eyes, time stops?
33:59No.
34:01But he said my freckles are like little angel kisses.
34:05What?
34:07Nothing.
34:11Daniel.
34:13Tell them why this boy loves them both so much.
34:15What are you talking about?
34:17Why is he in love with both of us?
34:19Why is he in love with both of us?
34:27Because you have a special gift.
34:29Just like your dad does.
34:39Your dad is Cupid.
34:41Cupid?
34:45Like the guy in diapers who goes around shooting bows and arrows at people?
34:47Fine. Just blurt it out.
34:49I thought we were going to wait for the perfect moment to tell them.
34:51Well, when is the perfect moment, Daniel?
34:53We were going to tell them when they were 13.
34:55Now they're almost going to college.
34:57When is the perfect moment?
34:59You see? This is how you operate, isn't it?
35:01Blame everything on good old Daniel
35:03so you look like the good guy.
35:05Well, you know what? Take a good look in the mirror
35:07because you're the one that walked out.
35:09You're the one that split up this whole family.
35:11You know, good guys don't do that.
35:13No, good guys stick around and face the music
35:15like a man. Like a woman.
35:19Oh, yeah? Well, this woman
35:21is done.
35:23This woman
35:25wants a divorce!
35:33See how she gets?
35:35So, do you think Mom's really serious
35:37about wanting a divorce?
35:39You know how Mom gets when she's all worked up.
35:41Especially about Dad.
35:43Yeah, you're right.
35:45You need to do something.
35:47Me?
35:49How? I don't know.
35:51Lock her in her room until she comes to her senses.
35:55I bet no one will notice
35:57if you put it up.
35:59I'm practically bald.
36:01Here, let me.
36:09Why does love have to be so complicated?
36:11Because
36:13that's what makes it exciting.
36:15Take Romeo and Juliet, for instance.
36:17If their families weren't feuding, their story would be boring.
36:19Romeo meets Juliet,
36:21they fall in love, get married,
36:23have kids at the end.
36:25What's wrong with that?
36:27Do you really think
36:29Dad is Cupid?
36:33Yeah.
36:35So,
36:37when I fell in love with your mother,
36:39that's when I crossed over.
36:41Became mortal.
36:43Did you use magic on Mom
36:45to make her fall in love with you?
36:47No.
36:49She said it was love at first sight.
36:53What about you?
36:55I became mortal, didn't I?
36:57So you can't make people fall in love anymore?
37:01Apparently not.
37:03Do you miss being Cupid?
37:05Sometimes.
37:07It's a rush seeing people fall in love.
37:11We know.
37:15What about falling in love yourself?
37:17That's where it gets complicated.
37:21I used to think I was the expert
37:23on love.
37:25I...
37:27guess not.
37:29I...
37:31guess not.
37:35Take your mother, for example.
37:37I gave her this house,
37:39everything, and it...
37:43wasn't enough.
37:45It was never enough.
37:47Maybe she didn't want all this.
37:49Maybe all she wanted was you.
37:53Are you sad you're not Cupid anymore?
37:55No.
37:57I'd do it all over again
37:59to have a moment with her.
38:01If you still love her,
38:03why didn't you chase after her when she left?
38:05She still loves you, Dad.
38:07Then she needs to tell me that.
38:09If she's the one that left...
38:15Emma or Lily?
38:19I don't know.
38:21I've already told you that.
38:23The dance is next week.
38:29I feel like I'm under a spell or something.
38:33When I first saw Emma, I was like,
38:35she's the one.
38:37But then I saw Lily, and I was like, wow.
38:41You have to choose.
38:43How?
38:45I don't know, but if you don't do it soon...
38:49I'm gonna do it for you.
38:51I'm really, really,
38:53really sorry about your audition.
38:55I'm sorry, too.
38:57About your hair, and the dress,
38:59and the...
39:01I'm just kidding. There's nothing else.
39:03Shh. Here comes Connor.
39:05Do I look okay? Yeah, do I.
39:07Hey.
39:09Hi, Connor.
39:11Have you guys seen Elliot?
39:13Last I saw,
39:15he was at his locker.
39:17Thanks.
39:21All right, well,
39:23I'll catch you two later.
39:25Bye.
39:27That was weird. He didn't even notice
39:29my hair. And he's not all...
39:31Besotted? Yeah.
39:33Let's just forget about Connor
39:35and concentrate on Mom
39:37and Dad. You're right.
39:39Okay, well, I'm gonna go try to suck up
39:41to Mrs. Porter. I can go with you
39:43and explain.
39:45That's okay. You know I better go alone.
39:47And about your dress,
39:49I used a washable marker.
39:51See you tonight.
39:53Bye.
40:03Are you crying?
40:05Me?
40:07No way. Yes, you are.
40:11It was the movie.
40:13Mom, it was a movie about
40:15ninja assassins.
40:17Well,
40:19ninjas have feelings, too.
40:21Why don't you just call him and tell him you're sorry
40:23and you really don't want a divorce?
40:25You know he's crazy about you.
40:27I can't.
40:29Why not?
40:31Because I can't, okay?
40:33Just leave it at that. I don't get it.
40:35You guys are grown-ups and you're acting like me and Emma.
40:37Dad
40:39still loves you.
40:43Then why didn't he come after me
40:45after I left?
40:49He didn't even call.
40:57You really think you can forge their handwriting?
40:59I can try.
41:03Dear Daniel,
41:05I'm sorry
41:07for acting like an idiot.
41:09It was all my fault.
41:11I was a complete fool.
41:13That doesn't really sound like Mom.
41:21Dear Daniel,
41:23can we talk?
41:25I can't sleep.
41:29I'm sorry for everything.
41:31Please forgive me.
41:33It's perfect.
41:35Okay.
41:37Now Dad.
41:39Audrey,
41:41wait.
41:43Let's not waste any more time
41:45being mad at each other.
41:49I'm so sorry for everything.
41:51I should have never let you go.
41:55It's close.
41:57It's just not exactly the same.
42:07How did you do that?
42:09I
42:11don't know.
42:17Wow.
42:19What else can we do?
42:25Whoa.
42:27Watch this.
42:29Oh.
42:35Oh, we're magic.
42:37I know.
42:39This is awesome.
42:51You look amazing.
42:53Where are you going?
42:55Out.
42:57Good luck.
42:59Wow, where are you going?
43:01Out. Out where?
43:03Out there.
43:05So,
43:07Dad, when you were Cupid,
43:09did
43:11weird things happen to you?
43:13Like things changing color and
43:15glitter shooting out of your fingertips?
43:17No, I never had
43:19glitter shooting out of my fingertips.
43:21How'd you do it then?
43:23I just kind of
43:25knew when people were meant to be together.
43:27And then you made them fall in love?
43:29Not made.
43:31Helped.
43:33There's a difference.
43:37Oh, someone's coming.
43:39Go, go, go.
43:45Candles.
43:49Check that out.
43:55Oh.
43:57Sorry I'm late.
43:59I, uh, got these for you.
44:01Oh, another one?
44:03Oops.
44:07They're beautiful.
44:09You're beautiful.
44:17I, uh,
44:19left my cell phone.
44:21You did?
44:27I've missed you.
44:29I've missed you, too.
44:31I had a dream about you last night.
44:33You were standing in the rain
44:35just like the first day we met.
44:37And I started walking towards you,
44:39but you turned
44:41and started walking away.
44:43I'm here now.
44:45I was so happy
44:47when I got your letter.
44:49I was so happy when I got your letter
44:51that you'd finally made the first move.
44:53First move?
44:55Your letter.
44:57You sent me a letter.
44:59No, I didn't.
45:01Yes, you did.
45:09Hold on, let's talk.
45:11There's nothing to talk about.
45:13I should have known that you would not have thought of something so beautiful.
45:15How could you do that to me?
45:17I was like such an idiot
45:19jabbering on about my dream like a starry-eyed schoolgirl
45:21and stupid me
45:23thinking that he finally cared enough
45:25to make the first move.
45:27I just thought...
45:29You made things a million times worse.
45:31How could that possibly help?
45:33We thought that if we got you two together again,
45:35you'd make up.
45:37The worst part is you made me hurt her
45:39all over again.
45:41She flipped.
45:43He freaked.
45:45I think he's working.
45:47Everything was so perfect until they figured out those letters were from us.
45:49I know. They were both really going for it.
45:51Mom looks so happy.
45:53I haven't seen her smile like that in a really long time.
45:55They belong together, Lily.
45:57We need to show them
45:59that they're making a huge mistake.
46:01But how?
46:03We could...
46:05We can't. Dad said no more magic.
46:07Then how are we going to make them fall in love again?
46:09We can't make them.
46:11But we can help them.
46:13Okay, then. We help Mom and Dad fall in love again.
46:15All we have to do is get them together one more time.
46:17And we do that how?
46:19We'll think of something.
46:21We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:23Yes, we are.
46:25We'll think of something.
46:27We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:29Yes, we are.
46:31You're teaching yoga?
46:33Uh-huh.
46:35It's good for the mind and the soul.
46:37You should try it.
46:43Look at this.
46:45That could work.
47:03What's this?
47:05Oh, nothing.
47:07They handed them out to everyone.
47:09Hmm.
47:11That's how it found its way to my desk.
47:19About last night...
47:21It's okay. You were right.
47:23It was all our fault.
47:29Do you want me to chaperone?
47:31Oh, I'm sure the parents have already signed up.
47:35But I want to.
47:37Well, if you insist.
47:39I do.
47:43Forgive me?
47:45Of course.
47:47Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
47:49You're kidding.
47:51I mean, which girl wouldn't love to have their mom chaperone?
47:53Besides, I think I'll need you there for moral support.
47:55Okay.
47:57Now, I'm sorry about last night.
48:01Can we just forget all about it?
48:03Okay.
48:05Give me a hug.
48:07I think I put too much to it.
48:11Looks like we have everyone all matched up for tomorrow night.
48:15So...
48:17Here's what we'll do.
48:19We'll both get ready for the dance.
48:21And if he goes to your door, you go.
48:23And if he comes to mine, I'll go.
48:25What about the girl who...
48:27She deals with it.
48:29And no magic.
48:31No magic.
48:33Because if it really is love,
48:35it's magic.
48:37But I wanted to take pictures.
48:39You can take pictures at the dance.
48:41I think they need you there early.
48:43They have to go over some no-no's with you.
48:45You look beautiful.
48:49Connor's a lucky guy.
48:51Thanks.
48:53Okay, now, I won't ruin anything.
48:55See you soon.
48:57Pamela, could you help me?
49:01Where'd my little girl go?
49:03She's still here.
49:05You look beautiful.
49:07Just like your mother.
49:09Thanks, Dad.
49:11You're gonna be late.
49:13I will see you at the dance.
49:15Can you promise to see the dance for me?
49:17I promise.
49:19Love you, Dad.
49:33Bye.
49:43Shall we go?
49:49You said that they were your favorite,
49:51just like your mom.
49:53They're beautiful.
49:55I know I'm not Connor.
49:57I know that, too.
49:59But maybe I could be a good second best.
50:01You're not.
50:13They did it again.
50:15Always playing matchmakers.
50:19It's in their blood.
50:23Why did you run away, Audrey?
50:25Why didn't you come after me?
50:27Thank you so much for doing this.
50:29We were afraid we wouldn't be able to find anyone.
50:31Don't just stand there.
50:33Mr. Valentine asked your beautiful wife to dance.
50:37May I?
50:41May I?
50:57Aw, they're dancing.
50:59They look so cute.
51:01Oh, sorry.
51:03No problem.
51:05Elliot told me what happened
51:07with the audition.
51:09We talked to Mrs. Porter and asked if you and I
51:11could alternate playing Juliet.
51:13She said yeah.
51:15I'll see you Monday after school.
51:17Don't be late.
51:19I won't.
51:23Hey, what's wrong?
51:25I just feel bad for Lily.
51:27You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
51:31No.
51:35Look at her. She's happy.
51:37Is it that painful?
51:39What?
51:41Being close to me.
51:45How much do I love thee, Emma?
51:49Let me count the waves.
51:51Why are you still talking like that?
51:53I thought the magic wore off.
51:57I don't think so.
52:11I just can't believe
52:13that I'm going to be Juliet.
52:15And that you did that
52:17just for me.
52:19I did it for me.
52:21I mean,
52:23how am I supposed
52:25to be Romeo
52:27unless you're Juliet?
52:33You're counting the minutes
52:35till the music stops, aren't you?
52:37No, I'm not.
52:39I know you are.
52:41Why? Because you know everything?
52:43You know what I want?
52:45What do you want, Audrey?
52:47And for the life of me,
52:49figure it out.
52:51I want to go home.
52:57Come on. We have an emergency. It's Mom.
52:59What did you do this time?
53:01What did I do? I didn't do anything.
53:03Where's Mom?
53:05She left.
53:07And you let her go?
53:09How could I stop her?
53:11How could you not?
53:13Are you kidding me?
53:15You let her go off again?
53:17Excuse me. I need that carriage.
53:19I need that carriage. Follow that woman. Go!
53:48They say you fall in love
53:50once in a lifetime.
53:52I mean, really in love.
53:54The kind where butterflies
53:56dance in your stomach
53:58and you're weak and in use.
54:14What do you want?
54:17I want you, Audrey.
54:23I've always wanted you.
54:27But I say
54:29you can fall in love over
54:31and over again
54:33until you get it right.