When Cornelius Shufflebottom vanishes on a fishing trip, chaos ensues as bumbling detectives and his eccentric family ra | dG1fUFl0cUlSQl9iMnc
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00We're going to be in Genesis chapter 7 this morning, so if you have your Bible, please tune in there.
00:06This, of course, is the story of Noah, the story of Noah and the Ark.
00:15In a tiny little town of West Virginia, there was a storm coming.
00:20It was a storm that changed my life, and it all started with my grandfather, Cornelius Shufflebottom.
00:28Here we go.
00:31A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
00:37Bad day of fishing?
00:40Is this his boat?
00:41Yeah, what's left of it?
00:44Is it blood?
00:46Now, I know what you are thinking.
00:49Cornelius Shufflebottom killed himself to get away from the police.
00:52Or maybe he faked his own death.
00:54But the wheels of justice, as they say, were definitely spinning.
01:05We have a warrant for Cornelius Shufflebottom's arrest.
01:10And we want to leave.
01:11You're not going anywhere, toots.
01:14He won! He won!
01:16How much?
01:17Four million.
01:18I want everyone rounded up and brought in for questioning.
01:23Well, I don't know anything.
01:25You ever seen any of these men?
01:26Do you know something we don't?
01:28Of course not.
01:30We have a warrant.
01:32What are you implying?
01:33It's just a coincidence that the day that we are going to arrest him, he decides to go missing.
01:38Where are you at, Daddy?
01:40So where's the ticket now?
01:41Yeah.
01:42What are you doing here?
01:43Well, who had it last?
01:47Where are you?
01:48I'm a creature.
01:50It's the world's smallest violin.
01:52He's not dead.
01:53I saw him move.
01:54He's dead, son.
01:55Trust me.
01:56Daddy!
01:56You are trying, sir.
01:58My grandfather, Cornelius Shufflebottom, rebuilt his family arc.
02:04The family is the arc.
02:10Diggity, diggity, diggity.
02:11Don't even threaten me with a good time.