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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:42What? Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins? Fedson, his best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40He's tougher than I remember.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:53wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:03:16What?
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:28So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36beating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it,
00:03:43I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:51Okay, then.
00:03:56Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:03:58I need to pick something up.
00:03:59No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:01I am 22 years old.
00:04:02Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:04Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:06Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:08and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:09because otherwise, nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:11and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:13And nobody...
00:04:16If I take you,
00:04:18will you shut up?
00:04:19Yes.
00:04:28I'll be quick.
00:04:32I'm sorry.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:30When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was Ian.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:07This is a small kickback?
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No one.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28Bob Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:40Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi!
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:07Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Bo.
00:09:14Please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up
00:09:29for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:10:04for that nobody Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again
00:10:16and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:24about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:37Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:47Ew.
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're like your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just meet you right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:47Okay.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:04What the hell?
00:12:11Attention, everybody.
00:12:13Hello.
00:12:15You all seem a little bored,
00:12:18so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:25...a book.
00:12:27You all seem a little bored,
00:12:30so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:35...a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:40Let's see.
00:12:42Dear diary,
00:12:44Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:47Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:50Aw, Harper.
00:12:53Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No! Christina, give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:18You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's cool her down.
00:13:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:14:00Fuck.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:36Come to her party.
00:14:38Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:40And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Better go.
00:14:59Okay, one last...
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:23Harper, literally, just curl.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:42Shit.
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:11You won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of them.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:49I told you...
00:16:51to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid...
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid. That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:36Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:42You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:05What?
00:18:10What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:20This cannot be happening.
00:18:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:31You know, if you weren't a play, you could have just asked.
00:18:36I don't wanna... I don't wanna play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out
00:18:51because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:11Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:33There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:40So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of myself.
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy you wanna piss off.
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:25So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:38we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:57Ah!
00:21:14How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20She's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:23That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:27She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:45You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57I'm sorry.
00:22:22You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble,
00:22:27and you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:41Uh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:44Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper Weems.
00:22:53It says her location's here.
00:22:55So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Nope.
00:22:59Harper's my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:12You look so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:15Harper?
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:40Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:42I ought to stick this camera straight up-
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:24:10These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:14We hit to the whole classies list.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:17Deleting them.
00:24:18What?
00:24:19That is art!
00:24:20Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there
00:24:23and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:34Your choice.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:45Asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:49I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:53you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:56What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:03We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:12So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of meat.
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:45You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those things you do?
00:25:51They're cute too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:58Now you were right.
00:25:59I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:06Or I'll break you.
00:26:10In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:16Well guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:31What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:43Fine.
00:26:44But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if dad pukes you around now.
00:26:50So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:23Think about it.
00:27:27We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:38Yeah, right. Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:43He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:15Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:18Because I get what I want.
00:28:23Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:26Popcorn? Check.
00:28:28The notebook. The only movie that can make a guy cry? Check.
00:28:42Well, what do you want?
00:28:44Can you tell me what's going on?
00:28:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:48Well, what do you want?
00:28:50You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:52Um, popcorn?
00:28:54Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:28:57I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:03But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:10I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing.
00:29:14What's going on?
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...
00:29:40Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:50Well, what about your date?
00:29:59Jake. Please, Jake.
00:30:02Jake, Jake, not the money.
00:30:11How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:17This is ridiculous.
00:30:19No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:36You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:14Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:17As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:24It's not a lie.
00:31:26You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:31You can't handle me.
00:31:33Try me.
00:31:35I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:38I don't kiss.
00:31:40And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:43Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:45No.
00:31:47I don't think you are.
00:31:51What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:05Just...
00:32:08Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:13It's just the last thing that I can do for you.
00:32:23You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:29I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:45You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:48Not tonight. I'm busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:59Are you with another woman?
00:33:01Woman? No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:20Who's my number?
00:33:28Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:31Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:51She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Dead.
00:33:56Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:33:59I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:10Stay.
00:34:15Damn it, Harper.
00:34:30I love you.
00:34:31I love you.
00:34:32I love you.
00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:44That's Morning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:56Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:01Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:10Well, what's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:17I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:46This will do.
00:36:52Bye.
00:36:58So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:22I filled your test.
00:37:24I swear I've done my best, bro.
00:37:36I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice.
00:37:47I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:51It's like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:54You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:56That's not...
00:38:03No underwear?
00:38:11That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:15What can I do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:29I don't wanna know.
00:38:33You don't know me.
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52No.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:09What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:21Cuts.
00:39:24I can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:49That was part of the plan!
00:39:51I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:54Was it... big?
00:39:57So big.
00:40:00Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:04It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:08Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:11Like...
00:40:12BDSM.
00:40:13The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:17My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:20Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:23Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:27Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:31What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43OPERATION SEDUCTION
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:01How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:41OPERATION SEDUCTION
00:41:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:03I want to get back together.
00:42:05You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:23What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:31No, no, no, no.
00:42:32Get off me!
00:42:33Let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me. Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:41I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:43A drink?
00:42:44I don't have time for this.
00:42:46You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:49That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:52Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:55Me?
00:42:56We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:59Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:02It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:11But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:13I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:15that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:21Help me! Help!
00:43:23Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:26Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:28Good girl.
00:43:31You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:33I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:35That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:38And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:41You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:45Are you okay?
00:43:49Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:50She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:09He's not worth it.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:16I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:36Fuck.
00:44:39Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:42Should we call 911?
00:44:44Seriously, Harper?
00:44:46He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:48I handled myself just fine.
00:44:50And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:13You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:24So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:36What?
00:45:44Do we have to do this?
00:45:46What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:49Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:53Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:55So yes.
00:45:57We have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:06I'm going to throw up.
00:46:10Breathe.
00:46:13You can do this.
00:46:36Right here.
00:46:38Don't focus on the water.
00:46:39Just look at me.
00:46:46It's not hard to do.
00:47:06It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:08I got you.
00:47:10It's okay.
00:47:17You're fine.
00:47:19You're fine, Harper.
00:47:26Just breathe.
00:47:27Just keep breathing.
00:47:30Breathe.
00:47:32Breathe.
00:47:34How are you feeling?
00:47:42Fine.
00:47:43Just insanely distracted.
00:47:47Ready for the next step?
00:47:54I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:56I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:03I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my God.
00:48:11Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:24I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:51Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:00You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07For what?
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:13You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14I can't do this.
00:49:19It's okay.
00:49:21We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:26Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07Do you really like me?
00:50:18What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first.
00:50:21Inside.
00:50:22With our minds.
00:50:23Not our crosses.
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:30So you are a grandpa.
00:50:32Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:37Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:45I'm going to shower.
00:50:56Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Alana Kaufman.
00:51:22The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:24I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:29And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:31He might be sexy.
00:51:33But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:36Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:45Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:49You've been tracking him?
00:51:51What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:54The same kind he is.
00:51:56Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I am surprised.
00:52:13It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16You're just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:22Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:31Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:35You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:53:00Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You little skank.
00:53:23Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:29Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:44Harper! Harper!
00:53:48Smile for T.M.!
00:53:49Smile for T.M.!
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:53Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:56That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:20Harper!
00:54:39Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:50Harper! Harper!
00:54:54Breathe! Breathe! It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:58I thought I was going to die.
00:55:00I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15It's pathetic.
00:55:18Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:26I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:28You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me harder.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you.
00:55:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:53How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:12asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:22that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27You got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:34Don't fuck with people I care about.
00:56:39Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait! Wait!
00:57:10Wait.
00:57:22I'm sorry for the situation I put you and Harper.
00:57:26She will not bother you again.
00:57:29I swear.
00:57:31Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not according to her.
00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:57She said that...
00:58:02that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:13that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:19Satisfy you.
00:58:21In bed.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:35you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:01I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:06And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22No.
00:59:48What the hell am I doing?
00:59:50Why'd you stop again?
00:59:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:57I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:11I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...
01:00:18I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:30You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:34You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37It's not true.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:40You're a psycho.
01:00:49I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:01Bagel?
01:01:02I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:10No.
01:01:15No.
01:01:17What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Or even now.
01:01:30You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:34What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:36I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:51Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students.
01:01:58Harper Reeves.
01:02:02I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05I promise.
01:02:08I promise.
01:02:14Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:24Huh?
01:02:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey!
01:02:33Hey!
01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:50Okay.
01:03:02How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:07Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:15Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:38I think I hear them coming.
01:03:40Let's go.
01:03:42One last touch.
01:03:50Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:00Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:04What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:08My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:12Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper!
01:04:20Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:43Did you do this?
01:04:44Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:50We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:52You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:54Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:04Harper!
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08I can explain.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, professor?
01:05:21We have to fail Harper.
01:05:23It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:35Who would buy this crap?
01:05:37I would.
01:05:43It's you.
01:05:45You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:48Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:50Don't you know who this is?
01:05:52Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:05:55There's no way.
01:05:57That's okay, professor.
01:05:59Not everyone has taste.
01:06:01I don't care.
01:06:03I don't care.
01:06:05I don't care.
01:06:07I don't care.
01:06:09I don't care.
01:06:10I don't care, professor.
01:06:12Not everyone has taste.
01:06:16How much for this painting?
01:06:18Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:24Done.
01:06:27Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:32We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling,
01:06:38whiskey-chugging, wack-ass grandpa
01:06:41just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:47Here's two mil.
01:06:49Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get,
01:06:53for Harper's sake.
01:06:55Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh my god, oh my god!
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:01Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:17Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:23who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:25for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled, professor.
01:07:31You can't.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, professor.
01:07:38Not so fast.
01:07:40What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live
01:07:59with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:02is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:06Those dresses, though.
01:08:08Wait, what? Huh?
01:08:21My dress!
01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:26You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:27What was it that you two said?
01:08:29Oh, right.
01:08:31Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:36The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:43Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:45They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:47Let's go!
01:08:49Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:51I'll see you later.
01:08:54Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said
01:09:13that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:17The, um...
01:09:20I mean, I...
01:09:23I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry.
01:09:26But I think this might help
01:09:28show you how much I want you.
01:09:44A blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:48I want to do things to you.
01:09:50Bad things.
01:09:54But only if you want me to.
01:09:58I do.
01:10:11Why'd we stop?
01:10:13I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:16I'm just going to have to wait.
01:10:17I'm just going to have to wait
01:10:19a teensy bit longer.
01:10:21Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:26And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:37Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:45Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:47Very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:49about my father's business partner.
01:10:51Ew! No!
01:10:53That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:55Harper, look!
01:10:57You got the wrong guy, I swear!
01:10:59The guns and the money,
01:11:01it's not just for show.
01:11:03Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:05You need to move out now!
01:11:07You can't keep living with him!
01:11:09I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:11Harper!
01:11:17Taxi?
01:11:19For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:24Hey, let go of me!
01:11:26Stop it!
01:11:35Please.
01:11:37Please let me go.
01:11:39If it's money,
01:11:41I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:44Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Ryan,
01:11:49why are you doing this?
01:11:51We broke up.
01:11:53We broke up because
01:11:55you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:57You psycho!
01:11:59He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:01He humiliated me!
01:12:03But luckily for me,
01:12:05your little boyfriend,
01:12:07what does he have?
01:12:09He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:11Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:13Once he arrives,
01:12:16well,
01:12:18we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:20No, no.
01:12:22You can just watch.
01:12:24No, no, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:10I hope you don't mind.
01:13:12I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:16you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first,
01:13:30you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:36Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:38Should we have some fun with you
01:13:40after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:43Hmm?
01:13:45Should we make him watch?
01:13:47Hmm?
01:13:50Oh!
01:13:52Looks like he's here.
01:13:54Are you ready
01:13:56to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:59Huh?
01:14:01Get ready, boys.
01:14:08I'm going to make you regret
01:14:10you ever touched her.
01:14:16That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:18when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:38What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:40What?
01:14:42You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:49Let me go!
01:14:51I'll leave Harper!
01:14:53I already told you once.
01:14:55You should have listened to me then.
01:14:59I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:01I'm gonna kill you!
01:15:03I'm gonna kill you!
01:15:05I'm gonna kill you!
01:15:07I'm gonna kill you!
01:15:25Are you okay?
01:15:27Did he hurt you?
01:15:29Chris,
01:15:31I put you in danger.
01:15:33You should run far away from me
01:15:35and my package.
01:15:37I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone
01:15:46like to tell me
01:15:48what the fuck is going on?
01:15:53Oh my God, Dad!
01:15:54What the hell?
01:15:55It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:57I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:59Why are you making out
01:16:00with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:02I want an answer now
01:16:03before I kill him!
01:16:04No, Dad!
01:16:05Look,
01:16:07I know we don't have
01:16:08the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:10What?
01:16:11Deep down,
01:16:12I know that
01:16:15you just want me to be safe.
01:16:21Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:23Please don't be mad.
01:16:26You're wrong about that.
01:16:29It's not deep down.
01:16:31It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:33your happiness.
01:16:36If that means
01:16:37being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not
01:16:40screw this up
01:16:42or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You
01:16:48keep her safe
01:16:52with my goddamn life.
01:17:06Heart is beating,
01:17:07it won't stop
01:17:09Staying here is
01:17:10Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13I wake up early in the morning
01:17:14But I can't leave
01:17:17You know what I came here for
01:17:20Throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:23Kissing me goodnight
01:17:24Is just one more lie
01:17:25Yes, Daddy.
01:17:26You tell me
01:17:28Pulling me in
01:17:29Save it.
01:17:30Pushing me away
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:32I love games
01:17:33We always play
01:17:34Tell me to go
01:17:35I always stay
01:17:37I want you to beg for it
01:17:42I want you
01:17:44to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:56Stop teasing
01:17:58I want you now
01:18:05Daddy
01:18:07Say it
01:18:09or I'll punish you
01:18:22Don't stop, Daddy
01:18:34Without you
01:18:35Don't know where I'd be
01:18:37Out of sight
01:18:41Are you sure about that?
01:18:42Lost in time
01:18:45One more night
01:18:50You and I
01:18:56Friction
01:18:57You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:19:00Friction
01:19:02You can either uncuff me
01:19:05or fuck me
01:19:21You know I'm dangerous
01:19:25A red-shot lion
01:19:27Do your worst, Daddy
01:19:50Once I start, I'm not stopping
01:19:57But
01:19:59you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:05You're different
01:20:22Ready for round five?
01:20:24Stop it, I'm sore
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:34Who's that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:40Stop it!
01:20:45I told you I was busy
01:20:47This is my home, Harper Rees
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff
01:20:52you need to move out
01:20:53Okay, I will
01:20:55Can you get out?
01:21:09I think I've had enough surprises
01:21:10to last a lifetime, Chris
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:14No, please keep them covered
01:21:17I want to give a speech
01:21:18And I can't look at you
01:21:19while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous
01:21:21I get nervous when I open up
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun
01:21:25But, whatever
01:21:27Just get on with it
01:21:30What I do for a living
01:21:33The not-so-legal part
01:21:36It's dangerous for me to
01:21:38let people into my life
01:21:42And for me to be
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah
01:21:47But I knew
01:21:48when I was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:50I was doomed
01:21:53You're like a magnet, Harper
01:21:55And I want to be around you
01:21:57Forever
01:22:08So you're moving into
01:22:09the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there
01:22:16As a graduation present
01:22:17And also I
01:22:19love you and want you to be
01:22:20my girlfriend present
01:22:25Only if you want to
01:22:27Either way
01:22:29The apartment's yours
01:22:31Are you serious?
01:22:34What's wrong?
01:22:35It's a taxi