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00:00:00This is a test.
00:00:06This has been a test of the Emergency Action Notification System.
00:00:11If this had been an actual emergency,
00:00:13you would have been advised that an Emergency Action Notification
00:00:16had been released by the President of the United States,
00:00:20possibly an attack warning,
00:00:22and that the Emergency Broadcast System was being activated.
00:00:25This concludes the test of the Emergency Action Notification System.
00:00:55AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:01:25Oh
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00:01:56Go, go, go!
00:02:17How come you fell into the water?
00:02:19The air in the float got out, making me fall into the water.
00:02:26Mommy.
00:02:26Mama.
00:02:27Be a bum.
00:02:27Mama.
00:02:28I think this would look nice.
00:02:29Mommy.
00:02:30Agh!
00:02:32Mommy, mommy!
00:02:33Mother.
00:02:34My name is Bob.
00:02:35Michael.
00:02:37Mommy.
00:02:39That's right.
00:02:40Mommy!
00:02:42No!
00:02:44My baby!
00:02:46No, Nick doesn't stop to think until it's too late.
00:02:55No!
00:02:56No!
00:02:57No!
00:02:58No!
00:02:59No!
00:03:01Bob!
00:03:02Oh, Nick!
00:03:03No!
00:03:04No!
00:03:05No!
00:03:06No!
00:03:07No!
00:03:16Hi!
00:03:17Hello.
00:03:18Hi, Nicky.
00:03:19There you go.
00:03:22Do you see that?
00:03:25AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:03:55Oh my god, thank you. Thank you so much
00:04:12What's the problem
00:04:17The first key yeah, okay, so you're looking for the white sword in Zelda
00:04:22Well, I know where it is, but I can't get my hands on it. Which quest are you in?
00:04:25Okay, the magical key you find in the hidden town of Kasuto
00:04:31Left up left
00:04:47Super macho, man
00:04:52Oh
00:04:54We are controlling transmission
00:04:56We will control the horizontal
00:04:59We will control the vertical we can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity
00:05:06For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear you are about to participate in a great adventure
00:05:22Oh
00:05:52Oh
00:06:22I
00:06:49Just can't get it to look real
00:06:52So this is what you do for fun, huh? Not for fun son for money
00:06:57If I could just finish your work, right? Hello there. How are you? Fine Ozzy. We want to see your tattoos
00:07:05That's my mother-in-law
00:07:22Oh
00:07:44Tom works hard under intense pressure. He's learned to escape or a use of drugs
00:07:52As the drug comes on visual and auditory hallucinations occur and completely false
00:07:58potentially dangerous
00:07:59misperceptions of the external world
00:08:08Hey, okay
00:08:23Oh
00:08:28Crack you're playing around with your life. You're playing around with death, baby
00:08:52Oh
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00:10:15Is he okay my bad a bit underdone
00:10:22You
00:10:24You
00:10:47Elmer hiding in Brian's mouth on the subway really no way to do that live
00:10:52The only way I could figure out to do it with was doing stop-motion animation
00:10:58lining it up to a projection of the background on the subway and shooting it not with motion picture film, but with still photographs and
00:11:06Animating Elmer and what I wound up doing was with an exacto knife
00:11:11Cutting Elmer out on every single one of those frames and gluing it to a piece of animation cell that I lined up
00:11:18With Brian's mouth on the on the background footage
00:11:48Oh
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00:13:59Here's what these weirdos say about the situation
00:14:18Oh
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00:15:27Macho man, what do you do when you want to blow off steam through something you throw something?
00:15:48Oh
00:16:18No
00:16:48Oh
00:17:19Oh
00:17:26Name something you might overdo which gives you a headache
00:17:48Oh
00:18:18Oh
00:18:48I gotta stop partying so much.
00:19:01Little Miss No-Name.
00:19:02Look, she has a tear on her cheek.
00:19:05Little Miss No-Name is sad because she doesn't have a pretty dress.
00:19:09She doesn't have any shoes.
00:19:10She doesn't even have a name.
00:19:13But she does have big brown eyes.
00:19:16She has no one to talk with.
00:19:20She just sits and she stares.
00:19:23Take your comb and make her hair look pretty.
00:19:25You'll find Little Miss No-Name standing in a snowstorm box at your toy store.
00:19:30Little Miss No-Name, on her cheek there's a tear.
00:19:35She's a sad little nobody, cause there's nobody near.
00:19:41You'll find Little Miss No-Name waiting for you at your toy store.
00:19:47Ah!
00:19:49Watch out!
00:19:50Ah!
00:19:56Ah!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:03Ah!
00:20:04Ah!
00:20:05Ah!
00:20:06Little...
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:24Ah-ha!
00:20:46Oh
00:21:09Hey, you want to dance?
00:21:11Hey, you're getting heavy!
00:21:13Come on!
00:21:16That's it!
00:21:18That's it!
00:21:46Waaaa!
00:21:48Waaaa!
00:21:50Waaaa!
00:22:06Hahahahahahaha!
00:22:08Hahahahaa!
00:22:12Hahaha!
00:22:14Just think what we can do with all these creatures under our control.
00:22:19Oh yeah!
00:22:31I think I'll just turn up the power.
00:22:37Go to it!
00:22:44Black Alley Cats
00:22:57Black Alley Cats, cuddly by day, so deadly at night.
00:23:14Won't catch any fire.
00:23:21Won't miss any magic points.
00:23:29Won't miss no achievement.
00:24:03My name is Namazu Kogai.
00:24:07Namazu Gas!
00:24:12As you can see, I can launch liquid bombs.
00:24:18Let's see what liquid bombs can do.
00:24:34Let's go.
00:24:46Don't come up!
00:25:03Don't come up!
00:25:33Don't come up!
00:25:34Don't come up!
00:25:35Don't come up!
00:25:36Don't come up!
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00:25:56Don't come up!
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00:25:59Don't come up!
00:26:00Don't come up!
00:26:01Don't come up!
00:26:02...
00:26:08Show off!
00:26:09Cool stunts,
00:26:10tricks and gags
00:26:11to amaze your friends.
00:26:14Ohhhh!
00:26:16Ahh!
00:26:17You kick the door.
00:26:19Then pretend that
00:26:20you just walked in to it
00:26:21head first
00:26:22and then
00:26:23add in a really loud
00:26:24ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:26:25so that you
00:26:26fool everyone.
00:26:27Just sneak up to a window
00:26:29and press your
00:26:30face against it.
00:26:31Try that.
00:26:37Exaggerate the effect by keeping your eyes wide open, pushing your nose to the side.
00:26:46And it's also great if you open your mouth a little.
00:26:53First in the mirror, use makeup to paint a pair of nozzles on your chin.
00:27:02Pretend that you have a dog pulling on your pant leg.
00:27:32It's not dangerous, he just needs to come up for air sometimes.
00:28:01You blow up your balloon to make a snake, its fangs will cause the enemy snake to break.
00:28:31A bunch of snakes and a kooky mask, just what more could anyone ask?
00:28:40Get Rang Bang!
00:28:41It's a dog!
00:28:42Look out there!
00:28:43From parts unknown, weight unknown, Mr. X.
00:29:11X.
00:29:12X.
00:29:13X.
00:29:14X.
00:29:41X.
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00:36:56X.
00:37:01Gobble gobble, bird bird bird!
00:37:03Gobble gobble, bird bird bird!
00:37:05AAAHHH!
00:37:09Yeah!
00:37:17Gonna call it.
00:37:28SMORE ALIVE!
00:37:31Have you?
00:38:02I am a monster!
00:38:08I'm gonna do this!
00:38:12I'm gonna do this!
00:38:28I'm gonna do this!
00:38:32As I rise from the darkness
00:38:34I set aside no time
00:38:36for fun and games
00:38:38or recreational periods
00:38:40I do not live by what you tell me to do
00:38:43I do what the warrior wants
00:38:45and the fear I see in your eyes
00:38:47has begun to blind me!
00:39:02I'm gonna do this!
00:39:04I'm gonna do this!
00:39:16No!
00:39:31Ah!
00:39:49Orale! Arriba la raza!
00:39:56Pick me, pick somebody else
00:39:58Do whatever you want
00:40:00Leave me alone
00:40:02Oh yeah! I'm the macho man Randy Savage
00:40:05Don't make a big mistake
00:40:07Get with the madness, that's what you wanna do
00:40:09Oh yeah!
00:40:12Hey man, it's Alex Ride
00:40:14The German
00:40:15If you wanna know what the Germans are about
00:40:17Pick me and you're gonna have a hell of a victory
00:40:20I promise!
00:40:22Go on, go pick somebody else
00:40:24Pick Hogan or some...
00:40:26Don't pick me
00:40:27Move, go
00:40:29Go!
00:40:31Pick me
00:40:33Or I'll stick your head through the mat
00:40:35You pencil neck geek
00:40:37Pick me!
00:40:39What's wrong with you? I heard Nash
00:40:41Nash said don't pick me! Fine!
00:40:43Oh boy!
00:40:58All set down, here we go
00:41:05Everybody loses
00:41:07Well, what are you going to drink, gent?
00:41:09I'll have a whiskey straight
00:41:13God!
00:41:43Shit!
00:42:13Oh God!
00:42:43Oh God!
00:43:02The new gangs, the crack fed gangs
00:43:04That are booming in America's cities
00:43:06Tonight, we look at the first layer of victims
00:43:08The bystanders, the people caught in the crossfire
00:43:11We're gonna stretch your thin arms
00:43:14And tie them in a knot
00:43:17Your neck will snap so loudly
00:43:20You'll think that you've been shot
00:43:22Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
00:43:24New blood on Falcon Brown
00:43:27You're gonna look like cooked spaghetti
00:43:37What do you think his friends all were?
00:43:40After we killed him, stripped him down
00:43:42You want my jocks? You want my new shoes?
00:43:45You want my purple socks? I'll give them to you
00:43:48This turkey is a jerk
00:44:10Shit!
00:44:16Help!
00:44:40Help!
00:45:11If you wanna get funky, go to America
00:45:14If you wanna get funky now
00:45:16If you wanna get funky, go to America
00:45:19Get in now
00:45:21If you wanna get funky, go to America
00:45:23If you wanna get funky now
00:45:25If you wanna get funky, go to America
00:45:28Get in now
00:45:31Fcuk
00:45:39We need America
00:45:41Go, A
00:45:43We need America
00:45:45A, A, A
00:45:47We need America
00:45:49Go, A
00:45:51We need America
00:45:53A, A, A
00:45:57Dig it, dig it
00:45:59Dig it, dig it.
00:46:01Now I'm going to dance.
00:46:03Man, my ass used to fit into these things.
00:46:05Dig it, dig it.
00:46:07Dig it, dig it.
00:46:09Dig it, dig it.
00:46:11Suck it, dig it.
00:46:13Suck it, dig it, dig it, suck it, suck it, dig it, dig it.
00:46:15Cut the music.
00:46:17Cut!
00:46:19In 1971, Bill Gates invented Microsoft.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:25Oh!
00:46:26Raaaar!
00:46:30Wow!
00:46:41Oaergh!
00:46:43AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:47:13You kiss your mother with that mouth?
00:47:43MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
00:47:45MOTHERFUCKER
00:48:03Oh hello!
00:48:04Yoohoo!
00:48:13That's better!
00:48:15Oh!
00:48:17NICE!
00:48:19NICE!
00:48:20AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
00:48:46Look!
00:50:20I'm so passionate.
00:50:35Mine!
00:50:42Nice!
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:48Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
00:50:51Oh no, man! Look at the time! I'm late again! Oh no!
00:51:18Stop it! It tickles!
00:51:22It tickles!
00:51:25It tickles!
00:51:26My cheeks are red!
00:51:47It tickles!
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00:53:14I have the fire!
00:53:17I have the force!
00:53:20I have the power to make my evil take its course!
00:53:44For you know me as Avenger!
00:54:07Oh no!
00:54:09Learn a lesson so true
00:54:12There's danger in inhalants
00:54:17They can break you in two
00:54:20So never sniff inhalants
00:54:24Breathing them is really no thrill
00:54:27Don't you know inhalants really can kill?
00:54:30Don't do inhalants!
00:54:32You'll be suffering pain
00:54:34Don't do inhalants!
00:54:36They will damage your brain
00:54:38Don't do inhalants!
00:54:40It's really insane
00:54:42What can you say now?
00:54:44Cause inhalants kill!
00:54:50Never cry!
00:54:52Marijuana, don't try it at all
00:54:57It's a lie!
00:54:58It's like beating your head on a wall
00:55:02Never be afraid to walk away from trouble
00:55:11Taking drugs is really not the way
00:55:15Never hesitate, just get out on the double
00:55:20And you know exactly what to say
00:55:23Drugs are not for me
00:55:27You know you've got a lot going for yourself now
00:55:30I'm so glad I'm free
00:55:33Everything's fine, everything's super duper
00:55:36Drugs are not for me
00:55:43Don't be a fool
00:55:44Can't you see it can hurt you?
00:55:47Play it cool
00:55:48Getting drunk for a thrill
00:55:50Peace out on your own
00:55:52Real friends won't desert you
00:55:54Leave it alone
00:55:56Don't you know it can kill?
00:55:59It seems so very nice
00:56:02Ah, but you'd best be looking twice
00:56:06Cause you will have to pay a price
00:56:09You're gonna lose
00:56:12Someday
00:56:14Don't be a dope
00:56:20This isn't happening
00:56:23Dad?
00:56:24Hello?
00:56:28Dad?
00:56:29Hello?
00:56:30Hello?
00:56:31Hello?
00:56:36This is Rock's Winning Workout Without Weights
00:56:39And it's a beginning exercise program
00:56:41And my friend Zara's gonna be the demonstrator
00:56:43That's one, follow along
00:56:44Two
00:56:45Three
00:56:47If you have a bad back you may not want to do this exercise
00:56:50And you've got to eat proper food
00:56:53Without that you won't have the health
00:56:56that you should have. Breathe while you're exercising, riding a bike slow,
00:57:01when Zara's riding the bike as fast as he could. I'm taking in these dopes and
00:57:06the drinking, you're a loser. You don't need to go to a gym and spend all that
00:57:11money on weights and see all these big steroided out men on the juice. After a
00:57:17hard workout you can relax in the enjoyment of your own pool.
00:58:26In this position it's quite easy for me to dislocate his elbow. In this position
00:58:44it's quite easy for me to dislocate his wrist, elbow. Now I'm going to give him a
00:58:51real thrill. The answer's in the infirmary.
00:59:51He wants champagne. Now let's see, what else do we need? We won't stand for you
01:00:08warping our children's minds.
01:00:51You have everything to look forward to, except tomorrow.
01:02:51You have everything to look forward to, except tomorrow.
01:03:21Yes, this is Deadly Squat. Eat my ass like my dick, do it faster, quick. Yes, this is
01:03:47Deadly Squat. Dogs eat applesauce to protect the ozone layer. I'm a guy. Okay.
01:04:1725 deluxe cheeseburgers, 17 double cheeseburgers, 14 chili cheeseburgers, 8 cheeseburgers, 12 chicken sandwiches, 42 medium fries, 38 large fries, 7 crisps, 16 roast beef sandwiches.
01:04:47This is Deadly Squat.
01:05:17I wear many faces, but have none of my own.
01:05:47This is Deadly Squat.
01:06:17This is Deadly Squat.
01:06:47Computer love, baby, baby, you're my computer love. Digital, digital, digital, digital, digital love.
01:07:05Looks like the American dream, doesn't it?
01:07:07More like the American nightmare.
01:07:13What's that, is that cocaine?
01:07:15It's crack. Damn, I hate to see all that potential go to waste.
01:07:22That stuff's addicting, isn't it?
01:07:24No, no, it's a little more expensive than pot, but you get what you pay for.
01:07:28Coke you can smoke.
01:07:30How about a drink?
01:07:32Sure, come on.
01:07:39Look into the hypnotic eye.
01:07:46No!
01:07:52I command you to see the hypnotic eye.
01:08:00Anyone for rickets?
01:08:02I thought not.
01:08:04Not with old vitamin D on the spot.
01:08:08I'll give you strong bones.
01:08:11I'll make you feel fine.
01:08:14I'm found in this bottle and also sunshine.
01:08:21Shake hands with danger, meet a guy you ought to know.
01:08:26I used to laugh at safety, now they call me Three Finger Joe.
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:56Boy, I can think of some humdingers.
01:08:59If Dominica hopped a sock-a-coo-ma-lock-a-boo.
01:09:02You know something? You know how I like cottage cheese?
01:09:05I like it on salads and it's kind of a good snack. I eat it.
01:09:09He sure talks a lot.
01:09:15All is not in order!
01:09:34I am the alter destiny, the presence of the living myth.
01:09:41What is the power of your machine?
01:09:43Music.
01:09:45The music of yourself.
01:09:47Vibrating.
01:09:49Yes, you music too.
01:09:56In this vast orchestra of the cosmos.
01:10:13Men!
01:10:21Take him to the car.
01:10:43Ha, ha, ha!
01:11:14Ah!
01:11:30Ah! Ah!
01:11:43Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:11:49These are just a couple of the little things that came up.
01:11:54I just came in one day and said maggot babies.
01:11:57That was his whole terminology.
01:11:59If there was an academy award for most monsters in a movie,
01:12:02Knightbreed would surely win it.
01:12:04Bob Kean and Geoff Portas of Image Animation
01:12:07coordinated creature creation and special effects.
01:12:11The last official count was 130, but I think we're probably going to be closer to 200 creatures
01:12:16by the end of Nightbreed.
01:12:17We're all in shorthand now, so Clive will say, oh, more nipples, and suddenly more nipples
01:12:22will appear, or he'll be talking in a very much language we know and understand.
01:12:27But Nightbreed is perhaps most unusual for the appearance of director David Cronenberg,
01:12:32acknowledged master of cinematic horror, in his first major acting role, giving Barker
01:12:36the opportunity to work with the man whose vision of horror has been his greatest influence
01:12:41in film.
01:12:42Clive gets a lot of energy and juice out of being very exuberant and inventive.
01:12:46We're both interested in transcendence and transformation, and there are many themes
01:12:51I think that we share.
01:12:53There are movies which go a lot further, a lot further than stuff that we can see in
01:12:57this country.
01:12:58They're not necessarily better movies for that, by the way, I mean, I think you can
01:13:02do an awful lot with suggestion, but once in a while you do want to cut to a spurting
01:13:06artery, don't you?
01:13:07Well, I do anyway.
01:13:27I'll kill myself.
01:13:37I don't know how I got into this frightful skin.
01:13:53I was a truck driver with a wonderful wife and son.
01:14:07You are sculpting, you're sculpting just like in a synthesizer, they're taking a pure
01:14:31electric signal and sculpting it into something of beauty.
01:14:35Hey, all right.
01:14:46Seeing you and Quincy here with all these instruments and this sophistication of electronics
01:14:51and everything, but still the African blood is streaming through the...
01:14:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:14:56The funk will prevail.
01:14:58Yeah, right.
01:14:59These instruments were designed for people to use, for people to use.
01:15:03Right.
01:15:04You know, it's just a tool, another tool.
01:15:06People blame machines very often for the machine's fault.
01:15:11How can it be the machine's fault?
01:15:12We have to plug it in.
01:15:14The machine doesn't do anything but sit there until we plug it in.
01:15:16It doesn't plug itself in.
01:15:18It doesn't program itself yet.
01:15:21It's on the way, though.
01:15:22It's on the way.
01:15:34It's on the way.
01:16:04No!
01:16:09No!
01:16:11No!
01:16:30Mommy!
01:16:35No!
01:16:37Mommy!
01:17:04No!
01:17:05No!
01:17:33No!
01:17:35What's the matter?
01:17:36Oh, look.
01:17:38Calm down, Miss Ridgeway.
01:17:40Once again, the V-52s.
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:48Shake!
01:17:54Shake!
01:18:00Shake!
01:18:05Shake!
01:18:07Everybody goes to parties.
01:18:11They dance this metal round.
01:18:14Well, they do all sixteen dances.
01:18:17I do the hookah shoot.
01:18:20Do the aqua velvet.
01:18:23I do the dirty dance.
01:18:26Do the escalator.
01:18:29Hippy hippy boy, hippy hippy hippy hippy hippy shake.
01:18:33Shake! Shake!
01:18:39Shake!
01:18:42Shake!
01:18:57Shake!
01:19:02Shite! Shite! Shite! Shite yo!
01:19:32It sure was good of you to take care of my wife while I was away.
01:19:49Ach, Louis, that was the most wonderful pleasure of my whole life.
01:19:54I'm a father!
01:19:57Quick, nurse, let me see their dear little faces.
01:20:06Aha!
01:20:10Activate the transporter.
01:20:14We better use more power from the Zion diode to keep our cocks hard.
01:20:26This is Hollywood Boulevard.
01:20:28You're my UFO, Romeo.
01:20:31You give my whole body an earthly glow.
01:20:36Let's watch Deep Throat.
01:20:39No time to masturbate, we've got to fornicate.
01:20:47You play a good game, boy.
01:20:57Oh, Egbert!
01:21:05Pump here to pump out his stomach.
01:21:14Wow!
01:21:17Oh, Egbert!
01:21:28Come on, let's get rid of the butterflies.
01:21:33Come on, let's get rid of the alligators.
01:21:36Let's get rid of the devils.
01:21:40The unfeeling psychopaths.
01:21:43Let's rip their legs off.
01:21:48Sleazy P. Martini, believe it or not, says he's running for president of the United States.
01:21:55Voter turnout, let's face it, voter turnout has been low lately, okay?
01:22:04And why? Going through the motions of voting for a bunch of losers and has-beens just is not any fun, right?
01:22:11So, while you're in there flipping these endless knobs, why can't you be watching different channels of porno that are playing in the booth at the same time?
01:22:21Don't you think-don't you think the turnout would be a lot better?
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