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  • 5/22/2025

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00:00In a town known for fame, wealth, and glamour, one honest man has come to Hollywood to make a killing.
00:20My name's Chili Palmer.
00:22Chili's a gangster. Ran a club I used to play at for another gangster back in Miami.
00:26How is Momo these days anyway?
00:27Dad, do you make movies, huh?
00:30I produce feature motion pictures.
00:32I got an idea for a movie.
00:33Doesn't everybody?
00:35Yesterday you were alone, Sean.
00:37Yeah, but I was never that into it.
00:39You think the movie business is any different?
00:42Ray, look at me.
00:43Why don't you take a look at that?
00:45You must bring something heavy to the deal.
00:47I do. Me.
00:48I think you ought to turn around and go back to Miami.
00:51You're a stuntman, huh?
00:52Yeah.
00:53You're any good?
00:53I mean, he's got no respect for us.
00:55That's not bad for a guy his size.
01:00He's got a major star interested.
01:01There's two-time Academy Award nominee Martin Weir.
01:05He played the mob guy turned snitch in Cyclops.
01:08Yeah, one of his best parts.
01:09No, the best part was when he played the crippled gay guy that climbed Mount Whitney.
01:13I guess in your line of work, there's times you have to get kind of rough, huh?
01:18Not really.
01:18Have you spoken with Mr. Palmer since your husband blew up?
01:21Oh, my Leo!
01:24This is here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy.
01:27How are you going to do that?
01:28I'm going to take a gun.
01:29I'm going to put it to his head.
01:30I'm going to say, sign the papers, Martin, or you're dead.
01:33That's it.
01:34I wonder, would that work?
01:35John Travolta.
01:39I think you could be an actor.
01:41I know you're acting sometimes, but you don't show.
01:44You thought I was faking?
01:46Gene Hackman.
01:47Let me help you.
01:48Go ahead.
01:49Suck harder.
01:51Rene Russo.
01:52Harry's dreaming of a $40 million production.
01:54He'll never get off the ground.
01:56With a star, he'll never sign with or without my help.
01:59And Danny DeVito.
02:00Looking at you, I'm having memories of us.
02:02And I'm wondering, how did it go wrong?
02:05How did it all slip away?
02:07Well, it didn't slip away, Martin.
02:08You did when you went off with Nicky at my birthday party.
02:12Yeah, that was a good party.
02:16Rough business is smoothie business.
02:17Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.
02:19I may have to go back to the lawn truck just to take a rest.
02:22Get shoddy.
02:24Fade out.
02:32Fade out.
02:37Fade out.
02:50Fade out.

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