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00:00I want to confess something.
00:04What?
00:06What happened to you?
00:08The thing that hurt you, I knew nothing about it.
00:14Some people don't have any manners.
00:16Anyway, I wouldn't have taught you from where you came from.
00:18The one who can blame brother-in-law can do anything in this house.
00:21If you don't like what brother-in-law says, it doesn't mean that you'll say whatever comes to your mind.
00:25And you'll keep insulting everyone.
00:27You should believe me.
00:28That's enough, Nikki. Let's end this right here.
00:31You've created a lot of drama.
00:33Tell me the truth, uncle. If it's a drama, then it's a drama.
00:35Enough, Nikki.
00:40But you told me that you spoke to Hima.
00:44Hima didn't tell me anything.
00:46Then why did you make me feel like you know everything?
00:50Because I could see your tears.
00:56That's why.
00:58That's why.
01:05What happened, Nikki?
01:07That...
01:09That day, I...
01:12It's a trick.
01:14I told you.
01:16These are very precious.
01:29Nikki, I believe in you.
01:32And I'm sure that whatever happens,
01:36it's not your fault.
01:40It just can't happen.
01:44I trust you so much.
01:59Thanks.
02:02For what?
02:05For trusting me.
02:19I should go.
02:29I would've fallen right now.
02:37I would've held you.
02:42Let's go.
02:47Don't call me yours.
02:49I'm not yours.
02:51I'm not yours.
02:53I'm not yours.
02:55I'm not yours.
02:57At least give me your number.
03:05I have your trust.
03:16I have your precious trust.
03:21It's in special custody.
03:24With me.
03:26With me.
03:37I lost a hair.
03:39Where did you keep it?
03:41It was your favorite.
03:43Now why are you keeping it safe?
03:45Who is she?
03:47Oh, don't say that.
03:49If you find any hair, won't you have a pair?
03:56Kabza kiya hai dil pe mere
04:00And I know that you did it
04:03Na ki hai saazish teri aankhon ne
04:08And I know that you did it
04:10Ab pyaar ki shaamon mein gum hai
04:13Baithi in sard hawaon mein gum hai
04:16Ab lafzon mein
04:18Main custodian ko phone number nahi dogi
04:22Please
04:28As you wish
04:40Thank you
04:52Ka hai dil mera
04:54Haathon mein tera haath pakadna
04:57Tere sulfan mein thoda ulajna
05:00Is karna hai tujh mein fikarna
05:04Meri chau
05:22Kuch baate teri sunay hum
05:25Kuch apne dil ki sunaye
05:29Lam laag zaye na jaaye
05:32Yahi meri jaaha
05:36Hai laazmi saath tera
05:39Bin tere kuch bhi kaha hai
05:43Khaamoshiyon mein chhupa hai kahi
05:47Pyaar tera
05:49Ab tum se kya hi chhupa hai
05:53Dil mein hai jo bhi bataaye
05:56Kar de aankhon se aankhon mein baatein sabhi hum
06:01Baya
06:03Ka hai dil mera
06:05Ab nahi mera koi kikana
06:08Teri nahi bas mera sirana
06:12Tere bin main khud ka rehana
06:16Meri chau
06:19Yeh bhagwan yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe
06:21Kyun ho raha hai
06:23Kalat hi hai
06:39Kya hapna babes
06:41Trainer nahi aaya
06:43Not training
06:44Oh please aisa kuch nahi hai
06:46Woh meri middle class bhabhi hai na
06:48Unke kaaran ghar mein itne drama hua hai na subhe subhe
06:51She is a real mess yeh
06:54Oh
06:56Mujhe laga tum Akshay ko miss kar rahe ho
07:01Dekho tu mujhe kuch batao ya na batao
07:04Dekha mujhe sab bata hai
07:06Aisa kuch nahi hai
07:08Oh please
07:10Woh sirf tumhare liye trainer nahi hai
07:13He is just a friend
07:15A good friend
07:17Ok
07:19By the way kaha hai tumhara good friend
07:22Nain usse call kiya tha
07:24Usne kaha kisi client ke sab didi ho
07:27Oh
07:29Usne kaha aur tumne maan bhi liya
07:32Wow
07:33Tum kehna kai chahati
07:35Kehna main kuch nahi chahati
07:37Bas ek friendly advice
07:44Oh
07:51Main jhoot nahi bol rahi
07:53Jo dekha main wahi bata rahi ho
07:55Kar raat ko main kitchen sir paani lere gayi thi
07:57Wapas aa rahi thi dekha hai in dono ka kuch jagda ho raha tha
07:59Aur phir inone inone Seema didi pe haath uthaya
08:01Ishaan tum bolo apni wife ko
08:03Yeh kuch bhi bolti rahi
08:04That does not mean main sab kuch sunta rahunga
08:07Kamsi kam aap tu bharosa karein meri baat par
08:09Jo baat hi bharose laayik nahi hai
08:11Main usme bharosa kaise karun
08:12Aap usse zyada bharosa un par hai
08:14Aap kyu meri baat pe yaqeen nahi kar rahein
08:16Matlab samajh mein aata hai ki Seema didi
08:18Is baat pe parda daal rahi hai
08:20Lekin aap to bhai hai na
08:22Aapke ghar mein aapki behan ko
08:24Unka fathi maa raha hai
08:26Okay okay enough enough
08:28Bas sun liya maine bohot tamasha bana diya
08:30Tamasha hi sahi sajh bolna
08:32Bas Nikki
08:36Shahid je Nikki ne bola sajh tha
08:39Nahi par
08:42Hindar jeeju is a nice man
08:44Woh aisa kyu karenge
08:48Nikki jhoot kyu bolegi
08:50She has no reason
08:54Mujhe uski baat sab bhi chahiye thi
09:08Okay
09:38Hindi jhoot kyu bolengi
09:40Why
09:44Lagta hai apne galti ka isaas ho gaya ho ga
09:46Tabhi call kar rahe hain
09:48But call kya to khaata kyu
09:50Phej ke chah rahe ho gaye
10:08Phone ringing
10:20Haan bolo
10:22Aapki missed call thi
10:30Balti se lag gaye
10:32Jhooti bol dete
10:34Ki mujhe bharosa hai tum par
10:36Dil sambhal jata
10:40I am sorry Bina
10:42Hai hai Dadi ji
10:44Aap kyu sorry bol rahe
10:46Maine tumhe
10:48Bina wajah daat diya
10:50Gussa toh mujhe Nikki par tha
10:52Aur nikh liya tumhare par
10:54Koi gaal nahi Dadi ji
10:56Phir kyu ya
10:58Daale changa hi hai na
11:00Aise bahane tusi apne
11:02Mandi badas kar li
11:04Par pata nahi ho
11:06Vachari Nikki bhabhi ne apne
11:08Man ka gubar kaha nikal la ho
11:10Vachari Nikki? Jiski wajah se ghar mein itni
11:12Tension hui hai
11:14Uski man ka kaise gubar
11:16Haan mujhe Nikki ka jada bolne
11:18Achha lagta hai
11:20Par yeh nahi
11:22Bina sochhe samjhe kuchh bhi bol de
11:24Uska haq nahi hai
11:26Par baat to haq hi nahi hai na
11:28Woh sach ho bhi
11:30Seema chut bol diya
11:36Ji
11:3822 saal ho gine
11:40Is kaam kar di
11:42Kahi baat toh kuchh sun kiya
11:44An sunna karna
11:46Sabko jaan de bhi anjaan bani rehna
11:48Yeh sabhi sade kaam di list chi shaamil hai na
11:50Tarkhaan mil di hai is kaam di
11:52Tu kehna kya chahti hai?
11:54Ji main nahi, meri daadi kaha gharti thi
11:56Yeh bina aagde tuhaan nahi uthta
12:00Aur agar aag ko nazar andaaz kar diya jaye na
12:02Haan tujhe sirf raak hi bachdi hai
12:04Aur kuchh nahi
12:26Phone ringing
12:32Hey what's up?
12:34Kaha hoon?
12:36Client ke saath aur kaha hoon?
12:38Abhi tak?
12:40Client's travelling abroad yaar
12:42Sir three more sets
12:44Uske sessions miss ho jaate
12:46Aur jo main miss kar rahi hoon?
12:48Kise?
12:50Trainer ko yaar sessions ko?
12:52Jab miloge tab bataungi
12:54Theek hai
12:56Kal soba milte hain?
12:58Kal soba? No no no, aaj evening mein
13:00For coffee
13:02Okay ma'am as you said
13:04Shaam ko milte hain
13:06Bye
13:14Nikki
13:16Nikki
13:20Achi lagi ho yaar dil ko
13:22Main jab garden mein dekha na tumhe
13:26Connection feel hua hai mujhe
13:30Chud gaya connection
13:42Aajeeb tha rishta dhulta jaa rahe hain
13:46Khanna khaandaan ke saath
13:48Peti mujhe pasand karti hai
13:52Babu mujhe pasand hai
13:56Uske aankhein uske aankhein
14:04Uske aankhon mein haan thi
14:08Yeh haan na ki kashm kash
14:14Jawab chahiye yaar
14:16Jawab chahiye dude
14:46Sorry
14:54Sorry
14:56Bina poochhe bina bataye aagayi
14:58Nothing new
15:00Purani aadad hai tumhari
15:02Kuch nahi bas
15:04Aise hi
15:06Are you so impulsive?
15:08Kuch kehne karne ke pehle soch kyu nahi leti
15:10Mujhe kuch kehne toh dejiye
15:12Ghar pe bhi aapne mere koi baat nahi suni
15:14Kya sunta bhi?
15:18What you did was totally uncalled for
15:20Maafi maangni chahiye tumhne jeeju se
15:22I hope tumhne unhe sorry bola hai
15:26Nikki
15:28Why are you so stubborn?
15:30Look at yourself
15:32Is baat ka ego issue bana rakha hai tumhne
15:34Isme ego ke kya baat hai
15:36Meri galti hoti na ek baar kya main saubar sorry bolti
15:38Haath jod ke sorry bolti
15:40Nikki meri galti hi nahi hai
15:42Seema ji jhoot bol rahi hai
15:44Uchi aawaz mein baat nahi karte jeeju unse
15:46Aur tum keh rahi hoon ki unpe haath uthate
15:48Main jhoot kodna bol rahi hoon
15:50Main saath saal se jaanta hoon jeeju ko
15:52Saath saal se
15:54Teen maine hua hai tumhe
15:56Teen maine mein sab jaan gayi tu
15:58Aur itni disgusting baatein kar rahi hoon jeeju ke baare mein
16:04Kabhi kabhi hum saath saal mein
16:06Kisi ko nahi samajh paate hoon
16:08Kabhi kabhi saath minute kaafi hoon
16:10Seema yaar
16:12Yeh sab dialogue nahi sunne mujhe
16:14Tumhe jeeju se maafi maangne hogi bas
16:16Aur nahi maangne wali to mujhe bol do
16:18Main sorry bol dunga jaate
16:20Aap kyu sorry bolenge?
16:22Kyuki humari shaadi ho chuki hai
16:24Tumhari kiye ki saza mujhe bhugati padegi
16:26Meri galti ki saza bhugatna chahte hain
16:28Lekin aapko mujhe bharosa nahi karna
16:30Its really unfair Ishaan
16:32Now I am unfair
16:34Mujh pe unfair hone ka alzaam laga do
16:36Jeeju abusive hai
16:39Patak problem kya hai?
16:42Aap na mujhe samajh hi nahi paate ho
16:47You know what Nikki
16:48I don't have time for this emotional crap
16:52Mujhe baut kaam karna hai
16:53Mere ek baut important meeting hai
16:55Okay?
16:56Toh jab tak mai ghar aao
16:57Koshish karke yeh sort out kar dena please
16:59And for now
17:00God's sake leave me alone
17:08Mami! Mummi!
17:10Are kaise ho sab?
17:12Preeti didi!
17:13Are teh liye khana na aayi ho
17:15Specially brownies
17:16Aaja!
17:17Mummi kaise ho?
17:18Kaise hai tu kaise hai?
17:19Aap kya ban raha hai?
17:20Aaj chutti hai
17:21Main laayi ho khana bana ke aap log ke liye
17:23Yeh kya hai?
17:24Brownies kaha hai?
17:25Teri brownies idhar hai
17:26Yeh de de de
17:27Main ko de
17:28Tukha
17:29Tukha
17:30Tukha
17:31Tukha
17:32Tukha
17:33Tukha
17:34Tukha
17:35Tukha
17:36Tukha
17:37Tukha
17:38Yeh leh teri brownies
17:39Jaa, kha
17:41Aur sun
17:42Paneer makhani aur wo pasta phil aayi ho
17:44Aaja
17:45Main mujhe sirf brownies khaanenge
17:46Lao ji
17:48Nikki!
17:49Aaja
17:52Chale gayi?
17:53Mujhe baayi nahi tu jayegi kahaan
17:55Aacha
17:56Mere maa pe toh aise hi aagayi thi
17:58Main bhi apne guest mein busy thi
17:59Par mene bola, rukh jaa
18:00Khana khaake jaa
18:02Par wo rukhi nahi
18:03Mujhe laga shayad yaha aagayi ho
18:05Arey, koi baat nahi
18:06Phir bula lenge usse
18:07Wo sab chhod yeh bata
18:08Teri kitti kaise nahi
18:09Aur meri kitti toh baawd aachi nahi
18:11Mere friends itni impressed hai na
18:12Mujhe main kya bolu
18:13Aapka wo wala khana mein
18:14Maine banaya tha
18:15Sachhi?
18:16Aur kya sirf kiya tha maine
18:17Ekdham style se
18:19Bilkul five star jaisa
18:20Jaise Nikki ke wahan hota hai na
18:22Bilkul aise
18:26Aacha maami suno na
18:27Aap yeh rakha do na
18:28Kharab ho jayega
18:29Fridge mein rak do
18:30Rakha do, laa yeh bhi de de
18:31Nahi nahi, yeh main
18:32Main aati ho
18:33Chal
18:34Chal
18:35Ma main na yeh
18:36Rakh ke haati
18:46Aise kya fake kya yeh
18:47Kachre mein?
18:48Haan?
18:49Arey kuch nahi
18:50Wo khaali box tha
18:52Haan haan didi
18:53Wo khaali box na
18:54Humare dustbin mein jaake
18:55Tootli plate ka tukda ban gaya tha
18:57Tere ghar mein dustbin nahi hai
18:58Haan?
19:00Hai?
19:05Preeti, sach pata maamla kya hai?
19:10Wo ek dinner set liya tha
19:13Expensive tha to
19:14Sanjeev ko acha nahi laga
19:19Design ya keemat?
19:20Keemat
19:22Usse laga main fizul kharchi kar rahe ho
19:24Ab ek hafta bhi nahi ho
19:26Dinner set laay ho hai
19:27Kitty mein ek friend se
19:28Ek plate toot gayi
19:29Usse kar pata chal jata hai
19:30Toh phir se wo yeh
19:31Itna lamba chaura sa lecture sunna partha
19:32Savita
19:33Savita
19:34Yaha baith
19:35Kahin nahi jaayegi toh
19:36Didi, main...
19:37Baith yaha pe
19:39Mere se zyada sambhal hai
19:40Tune Preeti aur isko
19:44Jo samjhaungi
19:45Ab tere saamne hi samjhaungi
19:46Samjhaane ka kya hai?
19:48Pata hota yaha aake bhi
19:49Lecture sunna padega
19:50Toh nahi aati main
19:51Haan toh nahi aati na
19:52Kyu aayi?
19:53Dekh putar
19:54Jitni chaddar ho na
19:55Aadmi ko pyaar utna hi pasar na chahiye
19:57Dekhar banda nahi aur
19:58Badi chaddari kyu na le le
20:00Nikki yeh ghar gaye
20:01Itna dinner pe aap sab log
20:02Aur unka style dekha tha
20:04Toh kya mera mann nahi karta
20:05Apne zindagi ko baithar karne ka?
20:09Sanjay ko kitni baar kaha hai
20:11Ki job chod ke
20:12Woh business ke baar mein soche
20:13Pat nahi
20:14Woh toh bada khush hai
20:15Apne zindagi se
20:17Haan toh na khush hone ke
20:18Koi khaas wajah bhi nahi hai na
20:20Dekh Preeti
20:21Yeh jo teemak hoti hai na
20:22Dikhawe aur mukaable ki
20:24Yeh insaan ko khokhla kar deti hai
20:26Oh didi bas karo na
20:28Bas karo aap bhi
20:30Humare Preeti toh bohot samajhdaar hai
20:33Aur Sanjeev isse bhi zyada
20:36Dekh Preeti
20:38Tere dil pe akar koi bhi boj hai na
20:40Toh tu Sanjeev ko bata di
20:43Tere dil ka boj halka ho jayega
20:45Aur iss waqt jo bhi tujhe didi samjha rahi hai na
20:47Acche se samjh le beta
20:49Sukhi rehgi
20:54Sorry
20:59Aur haan
21:01Meri ek baat aur yaad rakhna
21:03Miya bibi mein jab yeh chhupan chhupai shir ho jati hai na
21:06Toh unke rishte mein deemak lag jati hai puttar
21:09Rishta khokhla ho jata hai
21:18Mujhe koi baat karni thi
21:20Batao
21:22Nahi
21:23Pehle tum kaam khatam kar lo
21:25Phir baat karte
21:27Batao batao kya kaam hai yaar
21:30Dekho
21:32Agar tumhe mujhe Nikki se related koi baat karni hai na
21:35I don't give a f**k about her
21:37Theek hai
21:39Koi aur baat karni hai toh batao
21:41Uske waqeel mat bano tum
21:44Nikki ke baare mein nahi
21:47Mujhe hum dono ke baare mein baat karni hai
21:50Kya?
21:52Mujhe lagta hai ki hume kisi ache marriage counsellor se
21:56What?
21:57What?
21:59But why?
22:01What the f**k is wrong with the marriage?
22:03Everything
22:05Sometimes I feel ke hum koi rishta nahi
22:09Bhalke formalities nahi baah rahe hain
22:11Really?
22:18Kyon lagta hai tumhe aise?
22:21Mujhe toh lagta hai sab sahi chal raha hai yaar
22:23Aise baatein daalta kaun hai tumhare dimaag mein?
22:28Inder please
22:30Denial mein mat ro
22:32Humari marriage mein bahot saari problems hain
22:35Toh hum kisi ache marriage counsellor se mel sakte hain
22:38Shut up!
22:40Hume kisi counsellor mousler ki koi zarat nahi hai
22:43Period
22:47But you know what?
22:49I think you need a counsellor
22:52You need a psychiatrist
22:54Tumhare dimaag kharab hota jaa rahe hain
22:57You must go
23:01Yeah, bol
23:03Ji Nikki ji aaye hain
23:06Seema
23:08Sit down
23:10Inder, Nikki
23:12Main tumhe kya bola tha?
23:14You will not talk to that b**ch
23:16Kaha tha nahi?
23:18Woh humare ghar aaye hai toh main usko receive karne bhi nahi
23:20Shut up!
23:22She is not welcome in my house
23:24Okay?
23:25Waqar woh aaye gayi hai na
23:27Let me do the honour of welcoming
23:31Tum yahi bati rehana, neeche mat aana
23:34Let me just go
23:55Hi Nikki
23:57Kaise hi ho tum?
24:01Dekha tumne?
24:03Itni achi photo hai na?
24:06Kya iss photo mein tumhe aisa lag raha hai ki
24:09Meri bibi dukhi
24:11Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:13Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:15Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:17Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:19Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:21Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:23Bichari, dukhiya naari
24:25Jiska ghatiya aur khadus pati
24:27Usko tin raat pehta hai
24:29Maarta hai
24:31Aur wo chillaati hai
24:34Phir bhi smile kar rahi hai dekha
24:36Hain na?
24:41How amazing!
24:43Aise kaise ho sakta hai?
24:46Wow!
24:48Jee main yahan pe koi sahi jalat ka bahas karne nahi aayi
24:51Main yahan sirf aapko sorry keh raha hai
24:56Acha?
24:58Finally tum sorry bolne aayi ho
25:00Baat jo tumne ghatiya ezaam lagaya tha mujh pe
25:03Wo?
25:06Wo jhoot tha na?
25:08Main sajh bolne ke liye sorry bolne aayi ho
25:10Wow!
25:12Bahot guts hai tum mein Nikki
25:14Mere ghar mein mere saamne baith ke mujhe baate suna rahi hai
25:17Maafi maangne ke bahane meri insult kar rahi hai
25:20Iss sab kuch bhi nahi hai
25:22Phir kya hai?
25:23Main genuinely aap sir Simba didi se sorry bolne aayi
25:29Ek idea toh tum hai
25:31Tum aise khadi ho jao
25:33Hold your hands
25:35Aise saamne khadi ho ke maafi maango mujh se
25:37Chichu please mujhe maaf karo
25:40Aise
25:42Rona hai
25:44Yeh ghudni pe bhi aa sakti ho
25:46Sorry sir
25:48Kya?
25:50Sunayi nahi diya
25:51Hinder please kya kar rahe ho yeh
25:53Shut up
25:55Sorry bolne hai toh dhang se bole na
25:57Wanna jaa hai yahan se wala darwaza
26:06Ek kaam karta ho yaar
26:08Main Shaan ko call karta ho
26:10Jisko sorry worry bolne nahi aati hai
26:12Main usko bolta ho kis radki se shadi kar liye usne
26:14Woh usko sorry bolne pehle sikhayega phir aayeg liye
26:16Call karta ho usko
26:18It's okay Simba didi
26:19Sorry toh kehne aayeg
26:21Ek aur baar keh dunge toh karta choti ho jaange
26:24Right?
26:26Chichu sorry
26:29Simba didi sorry
26:30Simba didi sorry
26:49Nikki please stop this melodrama yaar
26:51I don't have time for this emotional crap
26:54And for now God's sake leave me alone
27:01Thik ho na?
27:03Puchne ke liye call kiya tha
27:05Pehle tumne phone card diya
27:09Sorry for that
27:17All okay?
27:22Yes
27:26Nikki life mein tumhe kabhi lage na tum akeli ho
27:28Ya parishaan ho
27:30Tumhara saath dene ke liye I can follow you till the end of the world
27:39I'm not really
27:59Sugar and spice
28:06No no we'll see you there
28:25Dil ke badle sirf smile
28:28Smile
28:38Bas smile limoji
28:59Milna chahugi
29:02Mil toh rahe hain
29:05Ape stupid
29:09Just confirming
29:15Dil ko samhalo
29:28No
29:36No
29:38Oh your husband will be home
29:40Haan kaho na
29:42Please bas ek baar
29:44Phir kabhi nahi kahunga
29:51Meri galti hoti na
29:52Ek baar ek baar saubhaar sorry bolte
29:54Ikki meri galti hi nahi hai
29:55Main kyun bhoot bolo
29:56Saath saath se janta ho jeeju ko
29:57Peen mehne hua hai tumhe
29:58Peen mehne mein sabh jaan gayi tu
29:59Aur itni disgusting baatein karein ho jeeju ke baarein
30:01Tata problem kya hai
30:02Aap na mujhe samajh nahi paayi
30:04You know what Nikki
30:05I don't have time
30:06For this emotional crap
30:08And for now god sakes leave me alone
30:14Okay
30:27You