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00:00:00And I've always honestly I like Tom Cruise, but I think I've only seen one movie
00:00:04Is it I think the first thing I saw him in was like scary movie for when he's humping Oprah
00:00:19Okay, welcome to the bracket episode
00:00:22175 today as the dog show is going on in Chicago. We have a all-new work crew
00:00:26We have Tommy Smokes returning on we have Marty Big Ev who was by the way, you crushed the last episode
00:00:31Oh, they're incredible last episode very funny
00:00:33And we have Gooch on for a very special reason along with Clem because we are doing the best Tom's episode
00:00:39So the best Tom's in the entire world some are fictional
00:00:43I'd say majority of them are real but the best Tom's episode and obviously Gooch just had a very special moment with our good boy
00:00:48Tom Cruise the bus you know, yeah, I don't love a lot of Tom's
00:00:52And I've only honestly I like Tom Cruise, but I think I've only seen
00:00:56One movie is which one? Oh, don't I want to know? Oh, yeah, I'm ever. Oh, okay. That's pleasant
00:01:01I thought I was gonna be like I won't say that that is insane
00:01:04I did see someone say the other day on Twitter that they had never seen a single one, which that's it feels impossible
00:01:09That's feels involving McGuire Marty. No, really great. Jerry McGuire invented every phrase. That's yeah
00:01:15Phrase you've ever heard stems from Jimmy McGuire
00:01:18Show me the money you complete me. Mm-hmm. You had me at home. Yeah, you had me at hello
00:01:23That's all from that movie all from that movie. It's great. Marty. You'd like it. Yeah, it's not even like I have something against him
00:01:29It's more just like I don't I guess I just never got around to you seen Tropic Thunder
00:01:34Yeah, I must have seen he was in there he's the big dancing agent you wouldn't even recognize yes
00:01:39Yeah, that's yeah doesn't count. I think the first thing I saw him in was like scary movie for when he's humping Oprah
00:01:46That wasn't that's like that was like Rex
00:01:49Was that someone playing?
00:01:51I don't think he's playing himself humping Oprah. Well, he looked a lot like that was like the worst thing doesn't ever happen
00:01:57He does the generous couch thing, right?
00:02:00He jumped on Oprah's couch. It was like the worst thing that ever happened to him
00:02:03Yeah career-wise and you haven't made fun of it forever the idea of him like blood like doing that would have been amazing
00:02:09I kind of wish he did that. Wait, who is who is that? I was playing him in this
00:02:13That looks like wait. No, this is from a different movie. I think no way. That's actually him
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00:03:19What time is it game time? All right again best Tom's bracket. I
00:03:24Tommy we were you are involved in this. Yeah, I mean I go more by Tommy, but I guess both work
00:03:30Yes, I'm gonna give you you're in this. All right, so you're gonna have a chance to defend you
00:03:35I'm not even gonna defend listen. I already won the best t-thing of all time and unbracket
00:03:40Episode whatever that was so I don't need to win best Tom as well
00:03:44You don't think this is more important. I won the best t-thing period
00:03:49I almost shouldn't even be in this
00:03:52Was that it's sweet if I remember correctly Nick suede that one a lot. He used a double vote
00:03:57I think I remember right the world God's waited
00:04:00But anyway, let's start out with our very first match of the day
00:04:03Which is our number 12 seed versus our number 5 seed number 5 seed very highly requested one by especially Instagram
00:04:09Which I thought was a more younger audience Tom cat Tom from Tom and Jerry people love Tom cat
00:04:13I like Tom to Tom and Jerry. It's a it's a pretty pleasant watch to watch as an adult easygoing kind of
00:04:19I don't what do you call hijinks? I guess yeah
00:04:23Jerry guy, but I respect what Tom brought to the table
00:04:25I was a Jerry guy as a child and as you get older though, I do somewhat feel bad for for Tom
00:04:30he's very clearly being just
00:04:32Just antagonized by this mouse. Mm-hmm. He's Rico
00:04:35I
00:04:43Always think he's he thinks he's gonna get it then it gets smacked. Does that make the mouse like meek Phil?
00:04:52We need that Photoshop is I was gonna say that needs to be made right now
00:04:57Especially doing one Tom scene where he like rolls up Jerry and smokes him like a cigarette
00:05:02That's a great and he's going up against number 12 seed one
00:05:05He's emerging among the Tom's right now Tom Holland. Not a lot. I feel like Tom Holland people are starting to get more into
00:05:13Spider-man, obviously, he's everything outside of spider-man not as great. I would say but he's he's charming charming little Englishman
00:05:19What's you know what Tom Holland's problem is Timothy shall me? Yeah, Timothy shall I just overshadows Tom so true?
00:05:26So true
00:05:27So again, Tom cat versus Tom Holland fictional cat versus real human actor who's British. That is a detriment
00:05:33We'll start with you Clem. I actually just real quick Tommy. I was gonna ask this question
00:05:38That's kind of the perfect jumping-off point for it
00:05:40Is there like a Tom verse Tim like rivalry that us not on non Tom's wouldn't know about?
00:05:46Like do you consider Tim's any sort of your right? Oh, like a letter part. Uh, I do you think about it sometimes?
00:05:52yeah, but I I
00:05:54Rarely get you know, I have a more of a beef with the name Kyle and I think I've said this on here before it
00:05:59Makes no sense
00:06:01Actually today I was getting a coffee
00:06:03They're like, what's your name and I was like Tom Tom and she laughed at me the cashier
00:06:07She was like I was like what's so funny and she was like just funny to spell out Tom and I was like well
00:06:13I was like to be honest the issue is a lot of times when I say Tom people think I said Kyle
00:06:16I don't know. It doesn't make any sense
00:06:19It's happened to me at least ten times in my life if I Tom
00:06:23I don't know what it is. And I know everyone gives me this look they say you're crazy. It has happened to me multiple times
00:06:30I don't know. I've never been mistaken for Tim because they're different sounding words. So it's Kyle
00:06:41Pretending to I think you all understand it
00:06:44Also spelling out Tom is crazy, but I always feel the need because they I might get mistaken for Kyle. Yeah
00:06:52I'm trying to guess like maybe they didn't know your name
00:06:54They're just taking a shot in the dark that your name might be Kyle there. No
00:06:57Yeah, Tom like I don't think you look like a Kyle. I don't think how does that make you feel?
00:07:02What's the name for the order Tom? Yeah, I don't know how they
00:07:07I don't get it. They're all idiots that fall for it, but it happens
00:07:11So Clem, who are you gonna go for it? All right, first of all, I didn't know his name was Tom cat
00:07:14I kind of love it. I don't know. This is also another take Jerry
00:07:17I always saw was a girl because of the long eyelashes just like Tweety Bird. I always saw was a girl. It's a boy
00:07:27My mom's name is actually Jeryl j-e-r-y-l. So I that was kind of my first experience
00:07:34However, so this is the thing about Tom great memes I you know, you'll see occasional
00:07:39I think you take like an older cartoon and you throw it in meme form or you gif it or something
00:07:44It just works. I appreciate all those my son watches Tom and Jerry. It's like I think it's on Netflix
00:07:49He stumbled upon he just loves
00:07:51Fucking things getting their asses kicked. So that's great
00:07:54I love because it's like they don't know what the fuck Bugs Bunny are these kids are these days these damn kids
00:07:59However, it's Tom Holland a Marvel guy. He's spider-man and you know what? I don't know what it is
00:08:05I'm not I'm not sure by any means
00:08:06He's just like the king of the short kings and somehow he still isn't die and I'm just rooting for that kid
00:08:10So I'm going Tom Holland just based on spider-man and the fact he somehow still has like I guess at one point the hot name
00:08:16And Hollywood isn't die. What's other his like big movies?
00:08:23So, it's not a lead that's one's not bad. I didn't see spider-man, but there's nothing else that I really good
00:08:30That's a good thing to be good at though, yeah like Uncharted devil all the time
00:08:35Cherry Oh devil all the times not bad. Yeah, but he
00:08:39Know he's always good. Just the movies outside of spider-man aren't good if that makes bad picking movies
00:08:44Yeah, and now he's gonna meet a Christopher Nolan movie, which is going to be that's kind of a make-or-break
00:08:48Yeah, I see right if he said yeah, if he's somehow in the first bad Christopher Nolan movie, that's gonna be disastrous
00:08:53A lot of pressure. It's a tremendous amount of pressure. That's tough. I would like to change my vote if that happens
00:09:00Okay, yes, so one vote for Tom Holland Tommy I'm gonna go Tom Holland as well listen
00:09:06He's no shall may hell nobody is but I like Tom Holland. He's greatest spider-man's got that boyish charm
00:09:12I've watched a few interviews with him. Maybe it's been on hot ones and just a few random like YouTube interviews
00:09:17Nice guy well smoking spoken charismatic
00:09:22Yeah, I liked I mean listen nothing against Tom and Jerry but if I'm have to choose between a cartoon cat or a human being
00:09:28I'm gonna choose Tom Holland
00:09:30Two votes for Tom Holland. I'm going Tom Holland as well. It wasn't a Tom and Jerry guy. I don't love how
00:09:38Annoying they are about how they want to be private him ins and I said, oh, yeah
00:09:43So it's like we get you be private
00:09:44I'm okay with being private, but they keep telling you how private they want to be
00:09:48So just do it a lot of celebrity couples
00:09:50I feel like do that you should as a celebrity couple go be private, but just don't you just keep telling me
00:09:55I get upset by that. It's also a great song called Tom Holland
00:09:58It's like an under-the-radar like emo pop ish song that I just really like
00:10:04And I'm Tom Holland. Yeah, we can't play it
00:10:17I don't know. It's good. I like it. Everyone go look it up. So three for Tom Holland
00:10:21I think I'm gonna go with Tom cat. I don't I don't know anything about Tom Holland on that. He's an actor
00:10:26I did any chance to get the opportunity to talk about it. I will and this is the perfect alley-oop
00:10:31I did bump into Zendaya once
00:10:33At the airport why one of the wildest experience I've ever had it was right like she's hot too fresh off all that
00:10:38What if she in Dune? Yeah, yeah in like the big movies. I think she was in New York for a fashion week
00:10:42It would have lined up time wise we're going at a college football show trip
00:10:46It was one of those were just kind of she we were like walking like going outside to get in the plane
00:10:50Private and she kind of just yeah, this was not JFK. No, she does not go to hell
00:10:55She where she walks if she's like no makeup like where we're all walking through
00:11:00She kind of just almost cuts like we're walking almost in like a single file like out the door
00:11:03And she kind of got a caught in a weird spot where she like walk through so me and her are literally like face-to-face
00:11:07For like a second. It was insane and I'm kind of doing I'm looking around at everyone and no one else noticed her
00:11:14That was her
00:11:14So then we get on this like little shuttle that rides out
00:11:17Brings out to the plane and I'm like telling everyone my kill like that was just fucking Zendaya and then Dave gets mad
00:11:23He's like, why didn't you say anything? I'm like I am right now
00:11:27It was insane, but I any chance I could talk about it
00:11:30I will it was just such a wild like random thing, but uh, I'll go Tomcat
00:11:35So you did all that to pick against her boyfriend? Yeah
00:11:42No, but I
00:11:43Remember you telling me that and you said you felt like the aura till you oh, no, she has it for sure
00:11:48it was no makeup like you would tell she didn't want to be seen by anybody just was like the weirdest like
00:11:52Like it was wild. She just walked right through our line
00:11:55She's got caught in a weird like she came out of the door and we kind of like right next to it
00:11:59So she kind of just walked through and we just were like this like we like we had to avoid each other
00:12:02You remember when we saw Bradley Cooper walk? Yes. Talk about aura. He didn't know that was true
00:12:08I've never felt excellence like that
00:12:09He walked right through didn't stop for a coffee walked right through right onto the play. Yeah, he didn't he was East black leather jacket
00:12:17Backwards Eagles hat aviators. He made me a Philly cheesesteak one. That's right. Wow. Yes
00:12:23Fine if I was not there for that airport incident, that was the exact outfit I had in my mind as you
00:12:30He delivered on anything because we got the little tip from the guy who like whatever accordance
00:12:35It was like you're like Bradley Cooper's gonna be what probably walking through here in a second
00:12:37So we all there was maybe like me Tommy maybe like Dave or like one other person was there
00:12:42So we're just kind of waiting for it
00:12:43Like didn't he walked in the one door like didn't break was like an L shape didn't break stride
00:12:47It was the biggest plane I've ever seen. He goes. Yeah, that's like time Warners g6 Jesus
00:12:52It was it was right. He was fresh off a star was born that our stars. Whatever. He was fresh off that
00:12:58I think that was he was a going to promote the movie or something
00:13:00All right nuts
00:13:01So Tom Holland s3 votes Tom cat has won if I'm voting here if Tom Holland went on college game day and made a crazy
00:13:07Good pick I probably vote for him. He didn't that was Tim. So I'm gonna go with Tom cat. He was a classic
00:13:12He used to entertain generations. I think only really young people know Tom Holland for the most part
00:13:15So I think so. I think he's got the wide generational appeal
00:13:19I think he's got like that like my grandma probably knows who Tom Holland is maybe that's a man to be a straight
00:13:24I don't know
00:13:26My parents definitely do we parents stuff?
00:13:28I know what that is and your grandma definitely knows who Tom cat is that's true
00:13:32But
00:13:34Even before Tom Holland and Zendaya
00:13:37Started dating like those old interview clips
00:13:40He had Zendaya acting like an absolute fucking fool in front of the whole world
00:13:44Like she's like giggling kicking her feet acting like an idiot and this little quirked up white boy is the one causing that
00:13:51Yeah, so like he's got something that we don't know about like even off-camera. He's got to have some sort of charm
00:13:57I want that X Factor. Give me Tom Holland Tom Holland's gonna win. He also is like an acrobat great dancer
00:14:01Yeah, I'm like I figure what show he did but any dance like umbrella big golfer, too. Yeah, but huge golfer. That's right
00:14:07He brought his golf clubs with him the grease to go to do. Yeah, it's crazy
00:14:10I feel like I feel like Tom cats biggest hit is that I feel like I don't know which one it is
00:14:15It's your scratchy. Whatever that cat is kind of took his like
00:14:18It's like it's been brand. All right, and she took his brand is like the cat that gets his ass to the mouse
00:14:23He was itchy. No
00:14:26Itchy and scratchy
00:14:29Either oh my god, you guys know Tom and Jerry, but you don't know what she and scratch
00:14:33I mean Tom and Jerry had light years above itchy. Oh, I'm like this the the fucking
00:14:40Simpsons yeah
00:14:42Never got to the Simpsons either. I'm sorry Clem
00:14:53Yeah, so Tom Holland is gonna move on now you're the four seed versus the 13 seed the four seed
00:14:58Simple one another actor this one much more story Tom Hanks people love Tom Hanks. He's an easy guy to love. I think he's
00:15:04In a lot of classic movies check the flight logs. Yeah, don't check the flight logs under any circumstances
00:15:10And he's going up. He gave us all coat. I'll said use the first one
00:15:15Yeah, when he got cold, but I was like he's dead. Yeah, that's like when he first I was like, oh my god
00:15:20He got this crazy. That was the Rudy go baronet
00:15:23It was
00:15:25It's like Tom Hanks and his wife are dying
00:15:30And he's going up against number 13 seed more of an American legend, I would say than anything Tom Sawyer
00:15:35That's like an Americana folk legend. Not a lot of people feel like fuck with Tom Sawyer though nowadays, but he is like an American
00:15:40Storytelling I think I liked the book as a kid does ask this little rascal
00:15:44Yeah, so he's everything you want to be as a kid getting other people to paint the fence for
00:15:48Whatnot Tom Sawyer old American legend versus Tom Hanks current more American legend, so we'll start with some look gooch
00:15:56I don't think I read Tom. Sorry. I think I read Huckleberry Finn. So I was a huck guy
00:16:02So, I guess I gotta go Tom Hanks, but I don't you wouldn't want to go you wouldn't want to go Tom Hanks
00:16:06Oh, otherwise
00:16:07Probably not. I'll be honest. I'm not a big Tom Hanks guy. I'm also a Forrest Gump hater
00:16:12But he's as like a million other good movies though. He's Forrest Gump in my brain saving private Ryan
00:16:16He's got he's got fucking Philadelphia cast away
00:16:19He's cast away to me cast away so good and the terminal or the two terminals up into my he's Otto. What do you?
00:16:25What do you Woody? Yeah, I mean Woody a fucking Toy Story man
00:16:28Like he's got like so many hits under his belt. That's crazy. Even the burbs dare I say claim which is that ring?
00:16:33You know what? Here's my justification for taking Tom Hanks. He created Chet Hanks, which oh, he's
00:16:41Well, you guys know he's unbelievable in that show yes
00:16:45Yeah, it's unbelievable actor like out of all
00:16:48He's like the most natural on camera on Hanks tries very hard to be an actor and can't he doesn't sniff a cold a candle
00:16:54No, it's a bit of an enemy to me Chet Hanks when he threatened to sue
00:16:57Yeah, because we called him live on the act apparently
00:17:00I don't know Nick and KB had his number somehow and it was always a bit where it's like
00:17:04Oh try to call Chet Hanks, and he never answered one day. I was on the app called him picked up
00:17:09Yeah, what's up? I talked to him and then he's I'll find the text messages
00:17:13If I'm incorrectly they paid him like a decent amount of money to just say it's Chet
00:17:20And that's it he said, you know, you just did as a legal congrats dipshit you'll be hearing from my lawyer you're fucked
00:17:28That probably puts you for a little world that to you I was like a dude
00:17:31Sorry, blah blah blah been deleted and he goes fuck calling into the show. My lawyer is gonna be calling into your boy bosses
00:17:37I'm coming for everything. You're fucked kiss your stupid ass podcast. Goodbye
00:17:42Mine
00:17:45So I'm gonna go for your Hanks as well
00:17:48But just more so cuz I don't really care a ton about top story
00:17:50He got submitted a lot, but it's it's an American legend thing big F
00:17:54When I watched Captain Phillips the first time like two weeks ago excellent movie. He's really good in it. Excellent
00:17:59Is that I'm on the captain now? Mm-hmm. Yes phenomenal movie
00:18:03Yeah, I'll go Tom Hanks. I've seen by Brian's also a classic not a big Tom Sawyer guy. Whatever. Yeah
00:18:09I had to look up Tom Sawyer Jack. I didn't even know what it was. I still don't get it
00:18:13What it is just like a little kid is a rapscallion. He like gets people to do his work for him. Oh
00:18:20No
00:18:23I'm with Gooch. I'm not the biggest Tom Hanks guy, but I mean, he's fine
00:18:26I just think people I don't know praise goes a little overboard sometimes
00:18:30But do you think people care about him anymore? I think it's reeled in it's definitely real. Yeah
00:18:35I guess I'll go Tom Hanks, but I'm reluctant about it. It definitely got an easy matchup. I don't love time
00:18:41I don't I think if you love Tom Hanks, you're crazy
00:18:44He definitely I think they love real data after the pedophile stuff
00:18:48Even though it's the craziest people other ones that said that I think it definitely real did a little after that
00:18:53Clint I'm so scared to make any takes right now after the lichy and scratchy stuff
00:18:59So Tom Sawyer the only two things I feel like he's it's Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, right are they like buddy?
00:19:04So if you're a Huck Finn guy, you can't like them be like Tom Sawyer's his dude. So I'm gonna vote Tom Sawyer
00:19:09I didn't read either
00:19:11Tom Sawyer Island on Disney. I remember sucked. You guys might be too young for that, but it was like a part of Disney
00:19:16I don't know if it's still now. I remember Tom Sawyer Island. I didn't like it
00:19:23And Tom Sawyer the song by rush like great song, right, okay, it was a song verse Tom Hanks
00:19:31That gets a little bit more dicey. Yeah, that's a
00:19:35I know this one. I love you, man. Yeah, I love you, man
00:19:39big rush guys
00:19:43Good ass song
00:19:44Okay, so Tom Hanks is gonna move on regardless now with the nine seed versus the eight seed the eight seeds another
00:19:49Well, this is actually a singer-songwriter Tom Petty RIP Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers great great band did the Super Bowl
00:19:55Give me some of their top songs. I wonder free fallen. Yeah
00:20:00I'm gonna freaking play him, but it's back down. Yeah, don't back down back down American American woman
00:20:10Yeah, and that's going up against the number 90 Tommy Lee Jones
00:20:15fantastic fantastic actor
00:20:18Old-timer big-time old-time. This is he's from men in black, right? He's a man in black
00:20:21Yeah, no country for old men among the mainly and other things very very good active real old-time grump of a man
00:20:27He wants the great story was talking about else to be on Batman and it was a Batman and Robin Batman forever
00:20:33Batman forever
00:20:33He was he played Two-Face the Harvey Dent character and he was alongside the Riddler which is Jim Carrey and he hated Jim Carrey's guts
00:20:41He ate him and they both showed up to a restaurant at the same time
00:20:44Jim Carrey comes up to him and he's like hey like how you do this is the movie treating you blah blah blah blah and
00:20:48And Tommy Lee Jones goes. I do not want to speak to you anymore. I cannot sanction your buffoonery and
00:20:54Love Jim Carrey was like, okay, and he's left and never talked to him again
00:20:58I love that so Tommy Lee Jones also have a role in the Lewis and Clark show Lois and Clark
00:21:04The Superman show like that's to Dean Cain. Oh, I don't did he play?
00:21:09I'll be Harry because I feel like he'd be that's way to look this up. I feel like that's way too low
00:21:14Yeah tear for him to be in at that point in his life because I was like, well, that's a great show
00:21:18He's a man of the house. Here's the man of the house funny or no man of the house. That's when he
00:21:24Is like a state Texas State Trooper who yes becomes like that
00:21:28He comes like the house mother for a bunch of Texas cheerleaders. Oh, no, it's this guy Lane Smith
00:21:34He kind of looks like Tommy Lee Jones a little bit though. I really Jones plays a house mother. Yeah
00:21:39Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, I think I might have gone my entire life thinking that was Tommy Lee Jones in that role type in Tommy
00:21:45Lee Jones make sure I know yeah us Marshall's the fugitive a whole bunch of great movies from Tommy Lee
00:21:49So we'll start with you this time Clem Tommy Lee Jones or Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
00:21:53I'm not a diehard Tommy Lee Jones guy. He's good in the fugitive
00:21:58Three names your own three names to kind of kind of be assassin and have like a big assassination under your belt
00:22:03Right Lee Harvey Oswald and all those kind of guys
00:22:07Tom Petty
00:22:08They said Super Bowl. He did Super Bowl 42. He's a halftime chauffeur when the Giants be the Patriots
00:22:12So best night of my sports life and he was like number one
00:22:16Am I gonna go see him at in concert and then I'll never forget I was up there with my family
00:22:21Just saw the TV Tom Petty down. It's like what the fuck so that was like if boys if you're concerned
00:22:26I don't want to hear what I want to see in concert
00:22:27Just go see him as soon as you can because you never know when there's gonna die on your ass
00:22:31So Tom Petty, I got to do it for you, pal
00:22:33I couldn't see in concert the least I could do is vote for you on the bracket one vote for Tom Petty Tommy
00:22:38Listen, it might be stolen valor, but I fucking loved Lois and Clark the Adventures of Superman until 30 seconds ago
00:22:44I thought Tommy Lee Jones was in it. So I'm gonna go Tommy Lee Jones one vote for Tommy Lee Jones
00:22:49Patty Patty free Fallon's this a classic really really really good song and then what's uh,
00:22:56Doesn't one team sing it
00:22:58In college football. Well, I thought Tom
00:23:02One college team in college football sings a Tom Petty song. They all sing it at Florida. Maybe I'm not sure
00:23:12He's from Florida, yeah, so I think it might they do something some team does but I don't know the Tom Petty song is
00:23:17Well, I'll put the few that got said before easy to take Tom Petty. Mm-hmm. Not a gator saying I won't back down
00:23:23I won't back down the Gators fans sing it. Yes, Marty
00:23:28So we are then you're gonna vote for Tom Petty as well. Yeah, 100% easy
00:23:32Between these two I get more enjoyment of Tom Tommy Lee Jones acting
00:23:37Yeah, I'm gonna tell me the Jones fuck it three votes for Tom pretty two for Tommy Lee Jones
00:23:43Hmm
00:23:45So in season three of the show scrubs the first episode
00:23:49Elliot the hot blonde who's kind of in her shell at this point finally decides to just take on a new look
00:23:55She cuts her hair short starts wearing smaller clothes
00:23:58this is all done through a montage with American Girl by Tom Petty playing in the background a
00:24:04Very formative moment for me as a young child. So yes, Tom Petty you remember a lot of things some things
00:24:10You seem to remember like a very specific things. Listen, I remember that episode
00:24:16That's a really good song to American Girl I didn't think about that good call
00:24:20So now as Tom Petty moves on we have our onesie versus 16 seat plan Tommy. This is your chance to shine. So
00:24:26It's gonna be Tommy smokes is gonna be will say user as our first option. Sure in our chain
00:24:30Yeah, he's gonna be going up against Tom DeLong
00:24:34It's a tough matchup
00:24:36That's like 182. Yeah. Yeah, he's the alien guy. Yeah, he loves aliens. I
00:24:41Yeah, keep going
00:24:43Okay, I'm gonna let me try and go from the bottom up so that you you see if you could beat them
00:24:48Let's say Tom Segura. I think I like you more than Tom Segura. Yeah. Yeah
00:24:56Yes, once I just don't like I don't find his comedy funny God, I don't know if that what is the consensus here, but
00:25:03I have no no ill will I've no ill will but I like I think Tommy is better than Tom Segura
00:25:13Toonami Tom was which was suggested by Gooch, which I think is very good
00:25:16If you've ever seen you ever heard of them to Nami from uh, you know, it'd be like it was a Cartoon Network
00:25:20They didn't yeah, it's a Cartoon Network on Saturdays if you stayed up past like 10
00:25:28He was a very swaggy little guy
00:25:30Yeah, he's like a robot that would like put on the cool cartoons late at night
00:25:34Let's say
00:25:36Tom Jones
00:25:37What's new pussycat singer? Yeah, that's a fresh Prince, right? It's not unusual
00:25:42Yes. Yeah good song, but I mean
00:25:46Tom Ford
00:25:48Another good song. No Tom Ford the the designer. Yeah
00:25:56Thomas Jefferson
00:25:58Owned slaves. I've never owned. So no, that's true. That was good. I'm not gonna take him. All right now, let's see
00:26:03Can you be Tom Hiddleston?
00:26:06He's good
00:26:12Yeah, please Loki among other characters, that's one worth Google's face you'll know him immediately
00:26:17So we'll say then Tommy smokes versus Tom Hiddleston, which one should go up against our number one seed Sarathi guj. Ah
00:26:26Man I
00:26:28Love Blink-182 and I love Tom DeLonge just an absolute freak in the music world left his very successful band to go look for aliens
00:26:35Yeah, if you remember if I remember correctly
00:26:38When those Hillary Clinton emails got leaked like whatever 15 years ago
00:26:43Which ones?
00:26:46Well, but like there was a big batch of them which was just correspondence between her team and Tom DeLonge about UFOs
00:26:52Where he just would not stop emailing her
00:26:55That's fascinating. I like but none of these guys have ever had a Tommy chant going. That's true. It's true. Not once
00:27:01I've never seen people at the West End in London chanting for Tom Hiddleston going Tommy Tommy
00:27:08So smoke has my vote. I don't want to be the one to say
00:27:12one vote for smokes
00:27:14between all these and
00:27:17Tommy smokes, I'm gonna go with Tommy smokes. Well, I want to give you a shot. I want to give you a shot
00:27:21I don't think you've ever seen this person
00:27:24No, certainly. I've never seen this person my life. No, I think the best thing Tommy's going with my vote
00:27:28I I've only heard of probably two of the other names you said that's that's and one of them own slaves. Yes
00:27:35So we are all the $20 bill, correct? Thomas Jefferson. Yeah, he is on the $2 bill
00:27:42That's why I don't say anything about that's why I pose it as a question
00:27:46So, right, I don't know so we are all Tommy smokes right now, yeah, I don't know who that is
00:27:50So it's tough to vote for a guy. I don't know Tommy. I mean I want I would have went Tom Hiddleston, but I appreciate it
00:27:58Climb what you voted for? I mean Hiddleston would have made things it Tom. Did you ever date? Um, Taylor Swift?
00:28:04Hiddleston was a Taylor Swift data. No. Yeah. Yeah this time, but I mean he broke her heart you did
00:28:13Yeah
00:28:15Okay, so now you're gonna have to really defend yourself because it's Tommy smokes versus our number one seed Tom Cruise
00:28:24Yeah, I mean listen, I don't think I should win this whole thing. But Tom Cruise I didn't know
00:28:30I would be going up against Tom Cruise. I'm not a huge Tom Cruise guy Scientology
00:28:35The end of list
00:28:38I've never seen the Mission Impossible movies Wow. I haven't either guys. Love him. He's jumped on Oprah's couch and all that
00:28:45I would never jump on Oprah's couch
00:28:48Yeah, I mean, it's just really he's Katie Holmes. He might it's more about like do you?
00:28:52Like and appreciate Scientology or not this sort of the question gotta wrestle with here
00:28:56I like this is doing is a great job like manipulating the vote here
00:28:59If you vote for Tom Cruise you you are you I mean you do sort of endorse Scientology and that's not even a joke
00:29:05By default you have to I'm like, I might vote Tom Cruise still but I'm just I'm laying I'm laying out the stakes for everybody
00:29:11I appreciate you doing that on the flip side
00:29:13You do endorse the Catholic Church by voting for Tommy smoke. Is that true? Oh, I mean I was raised
00:29:18I'm not still like I mean I was raised Catholic, you know, I do wear a st. Mary chain
00:29:27I know
00:29:28Distinctly a very bad things to Catholic Church has done. I don't know how many actually bad things Scientology has done besides
00:29:34But I would say Tom
00:29:35Cruise has done way more for Scientology than I have for the Catholic Church
00:29:39Like Tom Cruise is more likely to be involved in the bad Scientology stuff. I've never you know
00:29:43Molested a kid now as a priest you didn't need to clarify that now
00:29:49Okay, so sorry the you gooch Tom Cruise or Tommy smokes, I'm sorry Tommy this is Tom Cruise
00:29:54No, hey, how was the how was the aura was the aura? It's it's insane. Yes, truly the most charismatic and intense person
00:30:07Yeah, you're close
00:30:09Second
00:30:11It's insane and charismatic
00:30:14Okay, so Tom Cruise or Tommy smokes. I
00:30:17Not to make a full-on vote for Scientology. I'd definitely go. I gotta go Tom Cruise on this one. Cool. It's not a good actor
00:30:23Yeah
00:30:24Tom couldn't maverick. This is a great film. I said, I enjoyed Captain Phillips. I
00:30:28Kevin Phillips is not Tom. You can't give him credit for Captain
00:30:31Phillips
00:30:36I'm getting my Tom's mixed up. I mean Good Will Hunting was a great movie
00:30:43Still stuck in my head. Yeah, you really like that movie. I did. I really did. I really like the Somali pirates
00:30:48Oh, you're just fascinating. Yeah, but uh, yeah, I mean Top Gun Maverick was great movie
00:30:52All right, so this could be the deciding vote Marty Tom Cruise or Tommy smokes. I'm all for Tommy smokes your bone for Tommy smokes
00:30:59Appreciate that it's a race
00:31:01Anything could happen right now Tommy depending on I mean I'm vote for myself and not this isn't even like oh like I like myself
00:31:06More than I like Tom Cruise. I would I'm not I don't know anything about Tom
00:31:10Let me bring up this dating history for you. This is one of the elite lineups. Come on Penelope Cruz Nicole kid
00:31:16No, so this is a share in the 80s
00:31:20Heather Locklear
00:31:22Sophia Vergara Shakira
00:31:24just murders
00:31:26Tommy Rogers
00:31:29I mean, I can put my shorties on
00:31:33So I'll go myself I guess so three votes for Tom Cruise two votes for Tommy smokes Clem
00:31:41I'm torn. I was hoping you guys are gonna make this decision for me
00:31:44I was happy to be the last seat here now
00:31:45I'm gonna make the vote come to a head if it's a tie we could call security guard. No, Ebony is coming. Oh, yeah
00:31:52So as Tom Cruise is like the patron saint of movies
00:31:56So all those movies exist because Tom Cruise has kept them alive all these years, right?
00:32:02And then if you're talking Scientology and the Catholic Church as he's like evil
00:32:07Beings I'm like Tommy is a Yankees fan, which I consider on par with all those
00:32:10However, I just looked it up Tom Cruise is also a Yankees fan
00:32:14So that wipes those out and this is gonna be the deciding factor and I'm sorry
00:32:18To those who voted for him
00:32:21But what he Tom Cruise did the fucking Katie Holmes if he wasn't the head of a fucking shady religion
00:32:27He should be buried 30 feet under the earth. I'm going to
00:32:32Katie Holmes vote. I wanted to let me know. It's a Katie Holmes vote not a time. Tommy smokes. All right, I'm gonna go grab
00:32:41I
00:32:42Blame I blame him for her not being in the dark night, even though I don't think the timeline
00:32:46Yeah, I don't know if that works out either but I agree with you on that
00:32:48I'm Kevin. He could go any direction here. At least we offended when we ask her this question potentially. Yeah
00:32:56It's I could also be Harris being like who the fuck's Tom Cruise that too
00:33:04Ebony is like
00:33:07Before she comes in July. Do you remember when Mike Piazza had a
00:33:13Press conference saying that he wasn't gay. Yes, which with Sam champion the weather, man
00:33:18Wild time
00:33:23Call call. Yeah
00:33:25It was so that this could also still go either way. Can't wait to see how Tommy positions this
00:33:30Are we calling Chet Hanks?
00:33:38Chet Hanks to break the tie imagine me verse Tom Hanks make one kill myself
00:33:47Hey
00:33:52Hey Pat
00:33:54You're on a podcast right now. We need you to be a tie-breaking vote as you usually are
00:33:59Just real quick simple easy. Who do you like more me or Tom Cruise?
00:34:10Have a good Tuesday
00:34:14All right, well what if I could be
00:34:17That means Tom Tommy smokes is gonna take that's a tough one to get through too. Yeah
00:34:23After this is gonna be pretty
00:34:29I didn't even vote for myself
00:34:31The first time you didn't so now we have the 11 seed versus the 60 down the other side
00:34:36The 11 seat is Tommy Lee from Motley Crue from the porn
00:34:42Yeah from the porno from Tommy Lee from from the porno going up against which by the way is weird shit going on recently
00:34:47Do you see that with Britney for when or whatever? I knew they were married
00:34:52but dude
00:34:53she she got catfished by another band's drummer and
00:34:56Fell in love with a the catfish of another brand's drummer and now they're I guess they're breaking up over it. It's great
00:35:05Anyway, and that's going up against number six seed another actor Tom Hardy one
00:35:08That's very beloved people love Tom Hardy great great actor. So let's start with you this time Clem
00:35:12Who do you think which time do you think is better Spain?
00:35:16I'm not a big Tommy Lee guy. I have this blind spot towards Tom Hardy
00:35:21I've seen a bunch of his movies and I just never remember who he is or what he played
00:35:25But I just like hurt. Yeah, that's probably part of my problem here. He's in Inception. He's obviously Bane
00:35:33He's in it's in the Dunkirk Dunkirk Dunkirk. Yes. Okay. I mean those are some I love
00:35:40I I kind of hate I kind of hate Tommy Lee. So I'm I'm so you hate Tommy Lee kind of hate Tommy Lee
00:35:46I just do why is that?
00:35:50Maybe I thought I had a chance of Pam Anderson back when I saw the fucking porno video and I was like, well
00:35:54I I definitely don't have what he has. So I don't have a chance. Yeah, so one vote for Tom Hardy
00:36:00I respect Tommy Lee's game. I mean fucking Pam Anderson
00:36:03That's as good as it gets but I really like I think he does a great job as Bane's great in Inception
00:36:07I like I like Tom Hardy and I do I feel like he gets forgotten about a lot
00:36:11I feel like he you know, you forget. Oh, yeah Tom Hardy, but whenever he pops up in the movies good
00:36:15So I'll go Tom Hardy. He's been picking a lot of bad stuff lately like the venom franchise. I heard that new shows good though
00:36:21Which one?
00:36:22Yeah, it's good. It's a pretty good show. I like it. You know, his dad's name's chips
00:36:26Who's that hottie Tom Hardy's dad's real-life dad is named chips. You just saw that when you looked it up. Yeah
00:36:36Chips of them are fries. So it's Australian though, right?
00:36:39Hardy, I think English. He's English. Yeah, definitely. Yeah English. Yeah, I'm going Tom Hardy. You're going with Tom Hardy as well
00:36:48I was good. I was just gonna say he's the guy in warrior, right? Yeah, great movie
00:36:51I'm gonna go Tommy Lee. You know, I I another movie. I love the dirt. That's really good one of those movies
00:36:58I'm a creature habits when I like a movie I hammer it was I watched it and just like watch it over again
00:37:02But I watched it. So I probably 15 times now MGK, right? Yeah, he plays. Oh, that is a good
00:37:12Two times in the chest for that movie. Yeah
00:37:15Really on Netflix. It's fantastic. It's really
00:37:18It was a very funny are you actually you realize like how are how are like some of them still alive?
00:37:23Yeah, they all I there's one one step. I
00:37:26Think one's gone the rest of them. I've been pretty well the one head. He is the like
00:37:30Here's the chronic like in something. Yeah. Yeah, but there's like a bad thing. It like ages you like fast. Yeah
00:37:37Yeah, yeah
00:37:39So we have three votes for Tom Hardy one vote for Tommy Lee. I'd go with I'd go with Tom Hardy
00:37:44I like Tom Hardy when he's not acting in really bad movies. I really enjoy him quite a bit. Yeah Hardy for sure
00:37:50he is a
00:37:52There's a nice like dichotomy to his like online presence where half the internet treats him like this like alpha male
00:37:58Like figurehead and they'll like put like fake quotes like a lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep
00:38:04Yeah, just him smoking a cigar. That's how I did in the other half
00:38:07It's like he's just old myspace photos where he's just the gayest
00:38:12Beyond it without a shadow without the gayest man alive
00:38:14It's like I'm like like doing like the duck lip selfies and do like shirtless
00:38:19When you look them window, but I just looked him up. He looks so different
00:38:22And so I'm like what the fuck he also has like a very funny quote or someone like asked him if he was gay
00:38:26And he's just like well, I'm not gay, but I've had sex with men. He's like, yeah
00:38:31He's like I'm an actor. What do you think?
00:38:39Yeah, he's gonna be tough to beat for me
00:38:41Yeah, so Tom Hardy's gonna move on now we have three seed versus the 14 seed the three seed is Thomas Edison
00:38:48Inventor of the lightbulb among many other things. I mean, he's like the fault. He's like the inventor
00:38:54Electricity is a big one. That's a
00:38:56Have in your ledger. That is humongous. Also, I believe from New Jersey. All right, and that's really though isn't Edison, New Jersey
00:39:03So I think my mom saw the families from there. Yeah, like they uh, what do you call like his factory or whatever?
00:39:08I think in Jersey, but yeah, Thomas Edison versus number 14
00:39:12See this guy I think Clem will appreciate him quite a bit because this guy had a stranglehold on the 90s Tom Clancy
00:39:20Tom Clancy, this is a guy who wrote about a trillion of the coolest books in
00:39:28Yeah
00:39:32Yeah, Jack Ryan and all those like Harrison Ford movies
00:39:35Yeah off of that everything with John for red October hunt for the red October without remorse rainbow six
00:39:41Let's take all those games like he has like a whole game universe that he inspired as well
00:39:45But he's just like wrote all these like military books that became movies that became
00:39:49Games became all these things. So Thomas Clancy versus Thomas Edison start with you gooch
00:39:57The more I've learned about Edison in my adult life I found out he might have been a fraud. Thank you
00:40:02I was waiting my turn. You're correct. And if anyone goes with Thomas and you're an asshole, he's a fraud
00:40:09He took everyone's he did nothing. Yeah, I think he was more of just a salesman. Yes. He's made a
00:40:15Practical light bulb, that's what yes
00:40:18Scumbag, so I am gonna go the other direction with Tom Clancy because he did give me
00:40:22Inadvertently some of my favorite movies from the 90s clear and present danger Patriot Games hunt for the red October some of all fears
00:40:28Yeah without remorse that Michael B. Jordan movie that wasn't bad
00:40:31It wasn't good, but it certainly wasn't bad
00:40:34So one vote for Tom Clancy, I don't know enough about what Edison is faked or not faked
00:40:39I mean, I'm on his page right now
00:40:40It says the Thomas Edison light bulb the phonograph the motion picture here on the Thomas Edison motion pictures a big one
00:40:46Yeah, I'm on Thomas Edison org
00:40:51The iron ore separator that's not as electric pen who runs Thomas Edison dot org I
00:40:57He's got a couple of relatives I'm the keen the kino graph the mimeograph I don't have these other things
00:41:02That's a good question. How much do you think is like?
00:41:04Progeny, like do you think they're still just collecting the dough?
00:41:07They're definitely subsidiaries of other companies now. So like Ford probably owns half of his inventions or whatever. So I'm on Edison
00:41:13Con Edison damn great point
00:41:16So I'm gonna go for I'd say I'll say Tom Clancy. I'm has been open on Thomas Edison
00:41:21I'm not familiar with all this propaganda that Tom Edison's a fraud. So thank you
00:41:25I'm gonna have to go with Thomas Edison until I'm proven. Otherwise, I've seen nothing concrete. Well, I'll show you it is concrete
00:41:31It's first of all, he's he gets credit for like
00:41:34Electricity that was Ben Franklin. He was the one guy out there with the fucking kite discover and yeah discovered it
00:41:41That's the guy who actually got electrocuted for us. Mm-hmm
00:41:45Edison also didn't make the first light bulb someone else did it just wasn't good. He made a good he made a long-lasting light bulb
00:41:52He's like, yeah good for him, but he gets too much credit for what he's done. So I'm going Clancy you're going with Clancy
00:42:00Three vote. What's your favorite Tom Clancy book? No idea
00:42:07Clancy also didn't write his books. Oh
00:42:18Yeah, listen I've never read a Tom Clancy book, you know what I have done
00:42:22Oh
00:42:24Yeah, yeah, I've done this I could do this all day
00:42:28Electricity, you know, like I respect because I dressed up for Halloween as Ben Franklin like I respect people that did something
00:42:34Mm-hmm said Ben Ben Franklin owned slaves you dressed up as a slave owner for I don't know if he owned slaves
00:42:39Actually, I don't know. How do you know if that's true? I'm trust me
00:42:44Why why do you know so much?
00:42:46He was like a whore. He was a whore. It was a big-time whore. He loved to fuck around
00:42:50I think I like Franklin and you think he got banned gross, dude
00:42:53He was a like a like a lecher like he was like fucking he went to use our ambassador to France
00:42:58Yes, he's like our ambassador to France and I banned him from the guess my mom didn't country check up on what I want
00:43:04to dress
00:43:05Inventions, do you made like the bifocals like yeah, that's true. I'm getting on the hundred dollar bill. Yeah
00:43:10Usually presidents. Yeah, send me the only
00:43:14Hamilton, yeah
00:43:15So we are three for Clancy two for Edison Clem
00:43:18All right, so I'm gonna say coming into this when I hear Thomas Edison
00:43:22I think there's like there's like a picture of him and he's just a scowl on his face his arms are crossed and I know
00:43:27All the fraud stuff all the allegations and I I kind of believe them to be honest with you
00:43:32and the guy who kind of takes the biggest hit from this is
00:43:35Nikola Tesla, right because they say he was like the other side of the electric wars
00:43:39However, we now know what Tesla's name has happened over the last few years the Tesla name
00:43:44So I kind of just wipes out the Edison like all the bad shit from Edison because Tesla's taking shit for stuff
00:43:50He didn't even do in this case
00:43:52So I think I'm just gonna go Edison just cuz it's like yeah
00:43:55He made the light bulb that works without him. We might still be fucking using candles everywhere
00:44:03Love Tom Clancy, there is a very
00:44:07He's in the right like he's the right age
00:44:09I
00:44:18Could seem to spin like I'm not doing this all afternoon. Yeah, I
00:44:25Got another one for are you okay if we call you anytime we need you over the next half hour or so
00:44:30All right. Who do you like more Tom Clancy the author or Thomas Edison of electricity?
00:44:37Thomas what's the thing in there?
00:44:48Do you know Tom Clancy
00:44:59Affirmative not entertaining that even a minute longer than he has to Thomas Edison is gonna move on now
00:45:04We have the ten seed versus these seven seed the ten seed
00:45:08Sexual Goliath of a man Tom Selleck the man who I think is the the definition of mustache
00:45:14I think you are we aware of Tom Selleck, you know, I love Tom Tom
00:45:19So, oh, yeah, great mustache and Tom Selleck is going up against the number seven seed. This is like one of the I
00:45:25Think the two fictional ones we have or three fictional ones. We have Tommy Callahan aka. Tommy boy
00:45:31From the movie Tommy boy, I've never seen it played by Chris Farley. Oh you guys never seen it. Excellent. That's crazy
00:45:37It's you guys would love you guys would love I've heard the only good things
00:45:40Yeah, just imagine funny Chris Farley character and you're there. So now Tom Selleck versus Tommy Callahan. You're up first Clem
00:45:48Man, so you said Selleck and I mean that's that's the king of the mustache, right?
00:45:54My dad had a mustache and it was his dad had a mustache
00:45:57Selleck was kind of your your dad's dad in a sense
00:45:59Cuz he's paved the road for him for making the mustache as cool as it was in the 70s and 80s
00:46:04Three men and a baby. I don't even know that many Tom Selleck movies. I don't know. Mr. Three. No, he's mr. Baseball
00:46:11I believe that was another one where he goes in place in Japan. Yeah, he was the
00:46:15Original pick to play Indiana Jones. Oh, wow. Oh shit. Yes. Yeah, that's who George Lucas wanted
00:46:22He did not what he did not want Harrison Ford. Yeah, I
00:46:26Guess it's him right or something. Yeah, something like that
00:46:29Yeah, and like you probably hear a lot of Harrison for complaining about doing all the Star Wars stuff
00:46:33He didn't probably want to be here with Indiana Jones as well, right?
00:46:36But it's like again big Tom Callahan. He's gonna have an uphill battle if these guys haven't seen Tommy boy
00:46:42so I'm gonna go with my guy Chris Farley just
00:46:44Fucking try to even the tides and see if we can get him through the next round here
00:46:47So big Tom Callahan save the family business from going under guys. It's a story of triumph
00:46:53Unexpected try it's kind of all of us just finding our way in the world and ending up at a place like Barstool
00:46:58That's Tom Callahan story for you. Tom Callahan is my most seventh-year senior at Marquette
00:47:04Stops Rob Lowe from taking over his family business or whatever. Like it's just it's a classic Tommy sounds great
00:47:10I'm sure I'd like it, but I haven't seen it and I have seen friends and that's kind of what I
00:47:14associate Tom Petty with you know Richard
00:47:16I don't like as a character because he's always trying to steal Monica from Chandler, but I'll go Tom Petty
00:47:21Or Tom Selleck. So I always get that confused in my head for some Petty and Selleck. Yeah
00:47:27So one-to-one right now Marty Selleck Selleck's a man
00:47:30You look at it. You want to listen to what Selleck has to say and you just like you watch blue bloods
00:47:36Yeah, it's when he has family dinner. Everyone listens to him and blue bloods. So I like Tom Selleck a lot
00:47:41He's like I think my favorite police commissioner character like ever does you believe it? Yeah. Yeah. He's just a cop Tom Selleck
00:47:48Two for Tom Selleck. I love Tom Callahan even I can admit he's not a man. He's a big boy
00:47:54It's called Tommy boy, not Tommy man. Yeah, that's true
00:47:58Big F. I'll tell you what though people listen to Tommy boy, though. He rallies the troops
00:48:03I mean he think he could have been the guy that was you know, his dad owned the business
00:48:07He stuck up the employees like him, you know, because he's a good guy
00:48:10He's a salt-of-the-earth guy seventh-year senior. He said drinks his face off
00:48:14But it just a vibes guy like a through-and-through vibes guy
00:48:17Give me Tom Callahan to Tom Selleck is the patron saint of mustaches Tommy boy is the patron saint of the big boys
00:48:23So the big boy
00:48:26He's gonna go if he laughs he's gonna go a long way here for me between these two
00:48:30I I appreciate Tom Selleck as like a concept of a person like but the character of
00:48:36Tommy boy is so funny like fat man in a little coat like all that shit duty
00:48:40He's so far in like the scene where he's like explaining like the ambulance thing to the brake salesman ever God
00:48:46Fucking funny. I got to go with Tommy Callahan. So that means three for him two for sell it gooch
00:48:51This is tough because every time I go to vote for Tommy Callahan, I think of Tommy Tom Selleck in my head and goddamn
00:48:58he's just
00:48:59That's one of the best-looking men to ever ever walk the earth. He is so goddamn handsome. Mm-hmm
00:49:04I gotta put that out of my mind right now
00:49:07Callahan Callahan Callahan before I before I change my mind again
00:49:10That means I like price smells so good, too
00:49:18Just has a musk on him that you're like, oh, he's a man. Yeah, I'd let him hit it from the back
00:49:26And we have a the number two seed versus the 15 seed the 15 seed
00:49:30I'm curious how many people in this crew even watch the show
00:49:32But I had to throw him out there because he got by the way
00:49:34I mean out of all the man didn't want him can I guess who it is? Yeah, it's gonna be Tom Haverford
00:49:38No, although we might we could sub potentially depending on how many people have seen this Tom Wombs games
00:49:46Okay, cool. That's that's perfect. It's Tom Haverford not on here. He's not on here. He's very funny
00:49:51He might have been my top pick real thing and he's a Tom Tom. That's Parks and Rec, right? Yeah
00:49:56Okay, he's I'm sorry. Yeah, although it's not actually his name technically at Tom
00:50:00What's his name? It was he's a good Indian name or something
00:50:02I got I don't know but his real name wasn't Tom Haverford, but he should pick Tom Haverford cuz he thought it sounded cool
00:50:06Which is very funny
00:50:08So Tom Wombs games from succession very funny character amazingly played Matthew McFadden, right?
00:50:13Very funny character going up against number two seat. Is there Tom?
00:50:16We haven't mentioned yet that you guys have thought about Brady Tom Brady
00:50:18This is easy. So Tom Brady of many different types levels of fame going up against Tom Wombs games the character from succession
00:50:26Let's start with you gooch
00:50:28Yeah, I think it's Brady. I
00:50:31Don't know. I think everyone has a coming to coming to Jesus moment with him
00:50:35At least everyone did whereas like by the third or fourth ring
00:50:39You're just kind of threw your hands up and you're just like, yeah. Yeah, this guy's the goat. I can't do anything about it
00:50:44For it's tough because like taking it. He's definitely taken a hit in the past few years
00:50:49Yeah, definitely. Mm-hmm. Not enough to listen not as much as like Belichick. Yeah
00:50:54He is. Yeah, that's a really good point
00:50:56That is really throwing people off the scent of Brady a lot
00:50:59What really what like the roast but I thought was funny
00:51:02Rose
00:51:04No, but leaving the roast saying he regrets it the most was that was dumb
00:51:07So stupid just like regret it in in silence just because everyone was respected you'd for doing the roast
00:51:13He literally went on podcast again saying like it ruined his life. Yeah. Yeah
00:51:17I said he's had a little too much work done on the face lately that too
00:51:20And it's not yeah, and he's not particularly great at broadcasting. But like that's I think he's better and people give him credit
00:51:26I agree. I think so, too. I don't think he was horrible. He was just fine
00:51:29Yeah, so him vs. Wams games Wams games brought me more entertainment Brady has brought me more pain as a football fan
00:51:36He's made my life miserable and for you. I think for you guys as Giants fans. It makes your
00:51:43I would always root after the Giants beat them twice
00:51:46I would always root for Tom Brady won as many Super Bowls as possible
00:51:48It's like it makes the fact that Eli beat him twice that much. I was hoping we play him in the Super Bowl every time
00:51:53You know, it only raises the accomplishment
00:51:55His greatness only just puts the fact that we beat him not once but twice on a pedestal
00:51:59He's by far like the best quarterback. That's the only he's the only reason why they don't look at our franchise as like a joke
00:52:06Yeah, you beat the best quarter right now if we didn't win those two, it'd be pretty bad
00:52:12As much as Brady's made my life miserable and Tom Wams games made my life better because he's so funny fucking character
00:52:17Like like the would he call it a Greg?
00:52:21Fuckin can't make a grad
00:52:23What seems growing Nazi guy like all that shit is so funny, man
00:52:27But yeah, I mean it Brady
00:52:28He's just these these the Tom like him and Tom Cruise are the two Toms to me like the two the twin Toms
00:52:33No, don't take that any further. But yeah, I love those two. So I'll go with him. Yeah, it's Brady easy
00:52:39I mean as a Giants fan, it's great. I mean he's sure man, but it's nice to be kryptonite. Like it's not that's a good bar
00:52:45It's not bad to be criminal like you
00:52:50Special power in the whole sir a little bit. It's nice to be in that seat
00:52:53So you see that Anthony Edwards clip or he's walking the street. He's like the good guy gonna die in this movie
00:52:58Oh, we're talking about the lake like beating the Lakers. He's like the good guy dies in this movie
00:53:03You do love Anthony. I love it
00:53:10He's great he was really good in it he's incredible he was really really good. Yeah. Yeah, we're saying Clem
00:53:16In that clip they were talking about cuz there was like boys in the hood they were referencing and they're like
00:53:21Yeah, is boys under your favorite movie and he's like not to Matilda
00:53:28That's an awesome movie
00:53:30Paying child support up front. Yeah
00:53:32Unreal that story's unbelievable. That's the only bad thing maybe about it. So we are all slings it
00:53:37I can't I cannot wait till we get the Jordan Jordan commentaries next year
00:53:42Once we get Jordan talking about Anthony Edwards, I can't wait
00:53:45I love how my favorite NBA storylines weren't people just say it's Michael Jordan's son
00:53:53Basically if he just hits like two threes in a row in a game instantly just gets thrown on Twitter the picture of the yeah
00:53:58Yeah, yeah, but the funny thing is like Michael Jordan had a son and he sucked at basketball
00:54:04Also
00:54:07The reason you'd never want to be his son like he was a d1 player and look at the way we talk about him
00:54:12Yeah, you've like division basketball like this fucking loser
00:54:16Really was though that drunk driving video was why yeah, it is
00:54:21We'll just wear the car is in the military. I don't know. I got just made a bad turn
00:54:25It's also the dated Pippin's wife or whatever or ex-wife. Yeah
00:54:32Marcus right? Yeah Marcus got a lot of shit going on. Uh, mush you're going with Brady. No, whoa. I'm scam. Whoa. I'm team Giselle
00:54:43Who she met like a BJJ instructor good for her she's getting treated, right? Yeah
00:54:48Who I did not realize till recently was her and was her instructor while they were married. Yeah, it's kind of I did not know
00:54:53That part. I just recently found out that part. That's the nightmare
00:54:56That's brutal because then you're just thinking she was fucking him the whole time. How could you not think that that?
00:55:02Tom Brady easy. I mean, I love succession. I love Tom. I'm scared. I mean Tom, you know
00:55:06He's gonna go down as well like people talk about Michael Jordan like who he's our Michael Jordan or what?
00:55:11He's gonna be on the pantheon of sports names. Actually, it's gonna be so hard to explain to like our kid generation
00:55:16We're gonna be like you understand like we'll be sticking not for you guys
00:55:18But for me and gooch is more like when your team went to play against Tom Brady
00:55:22You knew you were gonna lose. Yeah, and it just sucked at it's kind of crazy. Like my homes is so good
00:55:26He still needs four more. Yeah. Yeah, and he's been since we lost to already like he sees it's still got a long way to go
00:55:33Yeah, and I don't know how much longer read Oh coach, which thank God. So now Brady's gonna win but Clem
00:55:40Yeah
00:55:41like one
00:55:42Spoiler for the people haven't seen the other succession Wamp scams win succession
00:55:45Brady won like his thing the first year like they were both scrappy dudes came out of nowhere to win
00:55:50We didn't know if they were gonna win and then Brady just kept winning every single year
00:55:53Wamp scams just won after years of eating shit
00:55:57Yeah, and again, we would not probably be working for Barstool Sports if Tom Brady didn't go on the run
00:56:02He went on and you know
00:56:04Mm-hmm
00:56:05Some Tom Brady's gonna move on now we can run through our players for the kick first up Tom Hanks
00:56:09Where's Tom Holland battle of the actors? Have they been in a movie together? My crazy?
00:56:13No, yes. No, I feel like they were in something weird over Kovac, but I feel like it might be blacking it out
00:56:19So Tom Hanks versus Tom Holland Europe first climb. I
00:56:22Was wondering if Tom Green made the cut and then I realized I'm gonna not make a cut
00:56:26I'm too old for this shit. Robbie didn't know what Tom Green was like two years ago, and I told him about
00:56:31I
00:56:32Mean, I'm Hanks. I'm I am a Hanks guy
00:56:34I don't know that makes me like very, you know, basic or the fuck the word is for that these days
00:56:39But I'm a diehard Hanks guy that Kovac thing
00:56:42That was like the first Kovac conspiracy was that they gave it to him
00:56:46So them or they said he had it to make people actually like mask up or sit inside
00:56:50So like that he is that dude though. He's the fucking king of the whites
00:56:54I guess you could say or at least he was Tom Hanks is my guy one vote for Tom Hanks
00:56:58I'm going Tom Holland. I like Tom Holland. I don't dislike Tom Hanks, but I don't think Tom Holland's really good in the spider-man movies again
00:57:06I've watched him interviews with them and I like him. I haven't watched interviews with Tom Hanks. That's where the deciding factor
00:57:12and that song
00:57:16The only lyric is Tom Holland we have so far
00:57:20So Tom Hanks, I think if you think I hit a wall then I'm Tom Holland, which is clever
00:57:24I don't get it. Spider-man jumps off walls. Do you think I had a wall now bitch? I'm Tom Holland jumps off walls
00:57:30I climbs walls. I would he jumps and climbs off. Yeah jump swings at all. Yeah. Yes
00:57:36Tom Holland Tom Holland. I really have no opinion of both. Yeah, you don't like Tom. I don't mind Tom Hanks
00:57:42I just find him kind of be a curmudgeon. There wasn't saving private Ryan. No, I love I love those movies
00:57:48It's more like I just don't I for some reason feel like he's an angry man. Hmm
00:57:53Alva he took a hit in Elvis Elvis is tough Elvis. Why was he derailed it?
00:58:00He's pretty bad I watched an airplane it was horrible
00:58:03Big forgot about that you I'm assuming Clem. You're a big big fan. Yep
00:58:08Not the burbs Joe vs. Volcano though. Love Joe. Okay. Oh, what's the one a Turner and hooch?
00:58:13Turner and hooch. Yeah, he had that stretch in the late 80s where he's doing all comedies and they were all pretty funny
00:58:18Like he was he was pretty good comedic actor before he turned dramatic. You've got a band of brothers
00:58:22I'm not gonna go on a Tom Hanks like defense
00:58:25I probably would have done it like five or ten years ago
00:58:27But like you said the internet kind of did start pushing back on it
00:58:30So we just quietly, you know, we put our picture of Hanks and we say good night to him before bed
00:58:34We don't defend as much as we used to so we are two for Tom Holland one for Tom Hanks
00:58:38Yeah, Tom Hanks also like like Gucci. There's no white boy summer without Tom Hanks
00:58:42He's bringing a lot to the table. Lots of the chair. The Chet is so fucking fun bad guy
00:58:48He is he's a funny. Yeah
00:58:52Tommy if if it becomes you verse Tom Hanks in the finals, can you call chat for the tiebreaker for that?
00:58:58Hey, so it you know
00:59:00His number it must be a new number because I looked and like it went from I message to text message
00:59:05So gotcha. Okay fair enough makes sense. I'm gonna go Tom Hanks, too
00:59:08And again, I think you great contribution of cinema the Chet Hanks thing really is pushing it over the edge for me here
00:59:13The more I think about like the videos were to remember he would like walk out on the street with a jamba juice
00:59:18I woke up internet gone mad and it's it's just the funniest fucking thing. Why are you doing that?
00:59:22You're Tom Hanks in the white books over me like his head just like bouncing off like black asses. It's it's hysterical like he's
00:59:30What I mean, he also did this like now he's like sober and like yeah, they get like working out
00:59:34He's like back acting again. I think he just started like a country. Yep. I think you just signed a deal
00:59:39He's like country like duet. We're like, he's the singer and the other guys. They're like guitar player. I believe I love that
00:59:45I'll be checking it out a talented guy
00:59:47If you ask me that like four or five years ago, I'd be like Chet this kid's a loser
00:59:50He can act he can do music guys a full package multi-hyphenate. So I'm going with Hanks. Yeah, I sit at home with Hanks
00:59:57We'll sit at home. So Hanks is gonna move on now. Tommy smokes first Tom Petty. This is what I was saying
01:00:01I think you have kind of a no, this is very you have a kind of easy road here, but let's see
01:00:08For Tom Petty, I don't particularly love I got love like I really like like two three Tom Petty songs that that's it
01:00:15So I'd go with Tommy smokes, I Tommy smokes gonna be much more entertainment value he just has a lot of classics I thank you
01:00:28Thursday thoughts is a lot of volume 73. Oh
01:00:32I'll go petty. We'll see what happens Tom to two for Tom Petty three for myself. I would have let myself
01:00:39It's it's not over three votes for yeah
01:00:42Tommy smokes
01:00:43So what two votes for Tommy smokes three votes for Tom Petty and Clem did just mention how Tom Petty he tried to go to
01:00:49One of his concerts, so I feel like good going the number. He was like the number one on the to-go-to list
01:00:54So I love the guy maybe I've just been spoiled because I've had smokes in my life for so long
01:00:58I
01:00:59Remember listen to the Tom Petty greatest hits it is fucking mine
01:01:02It was mind-boggling how many good songs are on that and granted the greatest hits
01:01:06But it's like it just doesn't miss the entire time. So it's petty. Okay, that's fine
01:01:10Listen I've already won the best t-things. I can't
01:01:18No context so Tom Petty versus Tom Hanks Clem
01:01:24So tiny verse Hanks, yeah Hanks verse petty
01:01:28You know petty was like my number one to go to but he wasn't my all-time I must see this guy over anybody
01:01:35Hanks has been my number one favorite actor
01:01:38So it has to be Hanks based on that alone one vote for Tom Hanks, Tommy. Yeah, I don't love this matchup
01:01:45I think you know if this was a real matchup Tom Petty is defeated and tired after taking me down
01:01:49Like that was a tough game. He had a battle
01:01:52Tom Hanks well-rested. I'll go I mean again. I'm not crazy about I mean, they're both good
01:01:57But it's not like I have a real affinity for either of them
01:01:59But Tom Hanks, I've enjoyed more of his movies than I have Tom Petty songs to for Tom Hanks. Yeah now I
01:02:05I think that's exactly how I feel and now I I don't know. I just went against Hanks
01:02:12But Tom Petty's got some cool videos. I see on Twitter. He's dead. How is it? What is he?
01:02:18Wasn't always dead people are posting videos. They're like reposting stuff that he has concerts and stuff
01:02:23I'll be honest if you showed me a picture of Tom head Tom Petty wouldn't know what he looks like Tom Hanks
01:02:27I don't think I would either look a guy from Florida. Yeah. Yeah, that's very accurate. That's a fair point
01:02:32He really looks like a guy from Florida. You know what? I'm not gonna look
01:02:35I'm gonna be someone who never knows what Tom Petty looks like it's fair enough
01:02:38We're all Tom Cruise doesn't know what Tom Petty looks three for Tom Hanks right now
01:02:42Yeah, I'll go talk you go on Tom Hanks. Oh big Tom Hanks guy. Yeah, I would vote for him as well
01:02:47Damn, damn. Oh, we got petty you Hanks. Hanks was never in barnyard remember barnyard
01:02:53Otis the cow the barn was taken over by
01:02:57The cartoon. Yes, the barn was all the hens had been kidnapped by coyotes and Otis has to face them down alone
01:03:04Well, Tom Petty's I won't
01:03:07back down
01:03:09Sing by Sam Elliott. I thought you're gonna say that this was those Hanks those somehow
01:03:13But either way Tom Hanks gonna move on now on the other side
01:03:15We have Thomas Edison versus Tom Hardy a matchup that has been thought about many times. I'm sure
01:03:21Edison verse Hardy Oh Hardy for sure. Like I said, like I said, just what a guy
01:03:26He is one of the funniest celebrities we have for no for no reason at all
01:03:31Between these two. I'm really I'm shaken up by the plagiarism accusations and like I can't prove him wrong
01:03:37I also want to throw out Hardy does have like a triple black belt in jujitsu. Yeah, he is like very cool
01:03:43Yeah, I think Tom Hardy picks some bad movies. Sometimes loves to be in masks loves to do goofy voices
01:03:48refuses to
01:03:50Do many things that which would just make him like a better more bankable megastar which kind of frustrates me
01:03:55But like the Thomas Edison thing it's fucked with me it's fucked me too much. I'm gonna go with Tom Hardy. There you go
01:04:00Yeah in the wise words of Pat Edison
01:04:04Why two to one he's the guy it's Hardy it's just like Edison's just like well
01:04:09The toilet guy who invented the toilet everyone says it's John Crapper
01:04:14it's not John Crapper, but John Crapper was like a famous plumber or something in the 1900s or some shit and
01:04:21Famous plumber, I'm telling you. I believe me. I was I was always telling that it could exist Mario
01:04:27Listen one day you're shitting outside for years and years and they're like this fucking guy invented a way to shit
01:04:32Yeah, fucking press a button. It's gone away. I don't know that guy's name
01:04:36Yeah, I'm okay with people saying it's John Crapper because that's funny, you know like crap
01:04:41But I just don't like the fraud thing of like I he just was a very good. He's a
01:04:46Good inventor. Mm-hmm. No, I didn't invent the electricity, but I'm going with who even who's the other guy Tom
01:04:54It's all gonna be Tom Hardy, but I like Tom Hardy but at my core, I'm an Edison guy
01:04:59I'm an electricity guy dare I say so I'm going Thomas Edison and I don't care about the accusations
01:05:06That means we are it's not an accusation. It's I have it. I don't know it. So so he needs to research it
01:05:12It's never come brought to me. Yeah
01:05:18I don't want to right now
01:05:24How annoying is looking things up yeah, yeah
01:05:28I'm choosing to believe that's not a concrete thing. It's not like
01:05:33Born who created the light bulb people think
01:05:37No, he made the first like marketable. All right. Well, then yeah a bunch of people made awful light bulbs
01:05:42He made a good light bulb. That's something is Thomas Edison fraud people claim is a fraud
01:05:46He didn't invent any of these things. He was a technical founder taking ideas and bringing them to market
01:05:51So I guess he took ideas all ideas like ideas that were like not practical and made them practical and sold them
01:05:57So he whatever he did he got us electricity. Yeah, so he brought them to the people. Yeah
01:06:02Also, I know I know people like you mentioned before con Edison Clem and I know people love to shit on Con Ed
01:06:08I've really never had an issue with Con Ed knock on wood people always about Con Ed. My lights pretty much always work
01:06:15I've never had an issue in the city. Yeah
01:06:17So right now we are three to two in favor of Tom Hardy over Thomas Edison Clem again
01:06:23I know all the accusations. I've I've read some of the stuff way back when
01:06:27This is the thing we're not talking about the history books are written by the winners Thomas Edison won
01:06:32We are here because I'm it said Christopher Columbus discovered America. No, he did it was this guy this guy Christopher Columbus
01:06:371492 sailed the ocean blue heard it a million times
01:06:39Now we have people fighting over whether it's statues and you get a day off all that shit
01:06:43And I just with the Thomas Edison calm and I was looking for these fraud things
01:06:48I stumbled upon this and said and this is what I'm gonna lead you with he led no armies into battle
01:06:52He conquered no countries and he enslaved no people's nonetheless
01:06:55He exerted a degree of power the magnitude of which no warrior ever dreamed his name still commands a respect as sweeping in scope
01:07:01and as worldwide as what of any mortal a devotion rooted deep in human gratitude and
01:07:07Untainted by the bias that is often associated with race color politics and religion
01:07:12That's like writing a fucking team Portnoy statement
01:07:17That's my tea. I've been me. Oh, yeah
01:07:20Holy shit. All right get Pat on the line. I don't even think Pat doesn't know who Tom Hardy is
01:07:27It's gonna be Thomas and especially I have the way he talked about electricity this guy loves electricity
01:07:32So Edison is gonna move on and now we have Thomas Brady
01:07:36Versus Tommy Callahan of Tommy boy, which one of these things?
01:07:39Oh the better Tommy is like one of the funniest movie characters ever versus the best football player ever
01:07:45So it's really gonna kind of pick your poison here. You're up first Clem
01:07:50So I thought Brady was like a shoo-in to win this all I also want Brady to like win it on barstool
01:07:56It just feels too much of a layup for him. It's too much of a home field advantage
01:07:59And again, it's the patrons saying a big boys. I have to I'm trying to like talking like
01:08:05Who is Tommy Callahan as an NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen, yeah, I was about to say Lorenzen
01:08:14He was the backup
01:08:15He was and also Tommy Callahan the guy who no one thought could do it was just just leeching off the family name
01:08:22But somehow comes through when it matters. He's Eli Manning Wow
01:08:25Fucking Callahan Wow
01:08:28Brady I just like Eli Manning. That's I was a great comparison. So one for Tommy Callahan Tommy
01:08:34There's a nice pump-up speech. I'm still going Tom Brady
01:08:37Still haven't seen the movie and we also don't have jobs without him. So Tom Brady. That's true. Callahan
01:08:43One for Cal or two for Callahan one for Brady. I
01:08:46Think after the Clemson speech, I have to say Callahan. That's another as a big boy respect her a truther
01:08:52You know, you can't tell me he's Eli Manning and now I'm gonna vote for him
01:08:57I have to I'm gonna go Brady. It's just it's Tom Brady
01:09:01It's it's it's impossible not to pick him here. Give me the Pharaoh Tom Brady Tom Brady
01:09:06Which if he ever ever seen that, you know, they do the nicknames on like pro like I'm broke, but they call him the Pharaoh
01:09:14That's one of his I don't know why that's right. I could tell you
01:09:22Yeah, I could this could really go anyway, he's a he might hate Tom Brady that's a Vikings fan
01:09:27So he has no real like that's a boy. Yeah, they've never really what hysterical a guy from Staten Island a Vikings fan
01:09:33They've never crossed paths really
01:09:35Got another one for you Pat
01:09:39Tommy boy the movie the character from Tommy boy the movie or Tom Brady the quarterback. Who do you like more? Who's better?
01:09:47We're debating best Toms, by the way, if that's not abundantly clear by now
01:09:52That's true, it's important who would you see your favorite Tom is of all time
01:09:58not me excluded
01:10:06All right, listen we might be calling again for another tiebreakers
01:10:11We might be calling again for another tiebreakers
01:10:15Wow, that's good to know he might be coming up. He's in the finals. He's in the fun. What's the finals?
01:10:20The finals is gonna be the whoever wins Tom Brady versus Tom Edison. Gotcha. Well, who would he vote in time?
01:10:24Well, Tom Brady versus Thomas Edison. Who do you got there Pat?
01:10:33Yeah, you do good point, all right, all right, so
01:10:38Tom
01:10:40Thomas Edison
01:10:41Start with you gooch. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna keep the ball rolling on Brady. He's not a fraud
01:10:46It's one for Tom Brady. Would we have we wouldn't be able to watch football without Thomas Edison and electricity
01:10:54We we've established
01:10:58He he brought it to market nobody believed in electricity
01:11:03We'd be watching on direct current like what would I don't think there are a lot of arguments that Tesla
01:11:08Tesla's idea for electricity was the right one. Yes, sir. We went the complete wrong direction
01:11:13I'm gonna
01:11:15I'm gonna say I'll say Brady. It's boring. But it's Brady
01:11:19Yeah, it's Brady. I mean
01:11:21Edison never came back down for 28 three at a Super Bowl
01:11:25He never won Super Bowls with multiple team. Oh, this is a tough one for Marty. Listen one's a fraud one's not I'm going Edison
01:11:32Three
01:11:37For Brady one for Edison, I'm going Brady and I think a you know, it's sort of a
01:11:42It's not a sanctity of the bracket pick but more of a spirit of the bracket pick. We're debating best Tom
01:11:47No one calls him Tom Edison. He's a Thomas Edison
01:11:51Tom, but you think Tom
01:11:54Tell me someone named Tom Brady's gonna be one of the first three people you say you might never get to Edison
01:11:59Yeah, there's no one to calls him Tom Edison. So Tom's low on the list here, by the way, like of good names
01:12:04Oh, well, we got better. This isn't a Marty's. These are very max those people say there's some great Matt
01:12:09Oh a lot of Matt's who Matt Damon who else?
01:12:14That's already too better than everyone on here
01:12:22Bible
01:12:24We got a time we got doubting Thomas then if we're playing those games doubting is that that's he's a bad Tom though
01:12:31Listen, somebody needed to poke some holes in the whole theory and Matthew Broderick
01:12:35Broderick well killer Chris Matt Matthew Perry Matthew Broderick
01:12:39Modine Matt LeBlanc. Yeah, there's not a lot Matthew McFadden who played Tom Wamsky. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm going Tom Brady here
01:12:46Yeah, Tom Brady Tom Brady is gonna win but Clem you've been sitting. Yeah, that's
01:12:52Making Edison's fraud can only go so far Tom fucking Brady's the real deal
01:12:56Okay, Tom Brady versus Tom Hanks, which one of these is the better Tom?
01:13:02Starting with you Clem. We're also very deep in this is Tom strictly all white people name
01:13:08Thomas Jones Thomas Jones. Yeah, but I think you're saying like Tom. Yeah
01:13:14Wait is Tom Jones the singer not black. He's like half black I think or something. He might not even be I'm not sure
01:13:20I just thought he was Thomas definitely a white name. Yeah
01:13:25Yeah, that's a good question
01:13:26So now again, we're in the finals Tom Brady versus Tom Hanks Clem
01:13:31Think in my mind. I probably said Tom Brady is a Tom Hanks of
01:13:36Tom Hanks is a Tom Brady of actors or vice versa. I'm just looking at his IMDb here
01:13:40We've hit a lot of these like I we didn't say anything, but the Green Mile, which is awesome. Catch me if you can and ratty
01:13:47A league of their own which I always love that. It's a different role you have
01:13:52That thing you do which is a really fucking fun movie. The only movie corrected too. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh
01:13:58You did the fucking what's it called Da Vinci code. I was alright
01:14:02slept on actually
01:14:04Slept on that's fair. I'm good
01:14:06Like it's just I have to go knee-jerk on this cuz I can't debate it too much or I'll lose myself
01:14:10So I'm just gonna go Hanks was for my first blush. I'm going Hanks one vote for Tom Hanks, Tommy
01:14:15I'm going Brady. Like I said, not a huge Tom Hanks
01:14:17I mean again, I'm not anti Tom Hanks, but I don't have that like Clem clearly. It's like a Tom Hanks guy
01:14:22I am high. I yeah, I mean we're debating the best at something. I mean all the guy has done is win
01:14:27It's incredible. So Tom Brady did Hanks win back-to-back Oscars or do was it like a one-year gap between, Philadelphia and
01:14:36Forrest Gump
01:14:37Think there's a gap. Yeah, but that was that's also still pretty impressive his whole late 90s stretch
01:14:43You could say his his 80s comedy to 90s drama turn is like Brady's first
01:14:50Patriots dynasty the second one because I keep it he won back-to-back
01:14:54It's back-to-back. Okay, but then that was a crazy stretch. He went Philadelphia Forrest Gump
01:14:59Fucking saving proper Ryan like that's crazy stretch of movies to go through Apollo 13 Apollo 13 in the middle of that
01:15:05Oh damn, man, like it's crazy
01:15:07Okay, so we were one-to-one right now Marty cast away cast away
01:15:11The ending of that movie kills me man, like it makes me so sad or God's fuck I guess I guess I don't know
01:15:17That's good. Good ass movie
01:15:19Big F. Yeah, I think it's got to be Brady the greatest player the greatest winner in the greatest sport
01:15:26Period I mean no one. I mean no one's ever done it like him. It's Brady. Yeah, you have to respect game
01:15:33Here's the thing Brady's the best football player of all time
01:15:36He still needed to do it with like a team like I mean Tom Hanks has a team of actors and writers
01:15:42But the director bigger team I would argue
01:15:44I would I would say that like what he was able to do in different movies with different directors and different groups of people and
01:15:50Is more impressive to me having the fact that there was a 20-year long debate of who's more important to success Brady or?
01:15:59And then the first year they split up Tom Brady went to a new team and won a fucking Super Bowl is still one of
01:16:05the craziest things in the history of sports
01:16:07You know what that plus the fact that like Brady
01:16:09Was always winning and Tom Hanks over the last 10 plus years has not been in any good movies like he's now
01:16:15Bad stretch of movie. What was his last movie was in was it Elvis might have been a man called Otto
01:16:21Yeah, I think there's one in between. I got a cat parents saw that they liked it. It's a parents movie though
01:16:26Yeah, that's a big time. Was there another one? I mean, it was though. How long ago was the rip? Mr. Rogers on now?
01:16:322018-19 something like that. I'm not sure but it's it's he's been a lot of bad movies over the last like 20-ish years
01:16:39So in Tom Brady never really had a bad year, so I'm gonna go I'll go Brady
01:16:42So we're three to two right now in favor of Brady
01:16:47Three two in favor of Brady. Yeah
01:16:50Tom Hanks, I mean
01:16:54Literally said it's not Tom Hanks. Yeah, he hates Tom. Hey. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you who it's not Tom Hank
01:17:00I
01:17:01Should we get an impartial? How about I'll go grab someone out there. Yeah, also not like a sports fan
01:17:07Yes, grab a grab a rando that way we don't have like a biased or at least an answer that we already know
01:17:12I mean, is that yeah, yeah
01:17:14When I went to the Met Matthew Lillard, there's a good Matthew. Who is that Stafford?
01:17:19Shaggy in the Scooby-Doo movies. Yeah
01:17:22Movies
01:17:24Matt Bomer good Matt Matt Bomer
01:17:27Good lord. What a good looking Chuck. Yeah, he's like the actual agent that was supposed to get the intercept
01:17:32Oh, then he comes back and later. Yeah, Matthew Modine. Okay, Matthew Fox Matthew Fox
01:17:38I think he had some issues or something, but he was a good actor lost
01:17:42What's that oh
01:17:45Let's see. I have no idea you can go any direction. He can go any direction here use use Tommy's mic for this
01:17:51It's a very BJ
01:17:53Very very simple question for you
01:17:56It which are these Tom's is better Tom Brady or Tom Hanks, which of these times do you think is better?
01:18:03Tom Hanks
01:18:06Holy shit
01:18:07What a funny comeback after being almost dead in the first round to now almost getting in now winning the bracket
01:18:13Let's say I think he's got more range
01:18:21Quarterback
01:18:23Throws a ball dude. Tom Hanks could play any role you get
01:18:31Could beat any defense you throw out
01:18:36That's a great point, thank you Johnson, thank you very much. Wow. What a pick the four plays great producer Brennan over there
01:18:42so now you were talking about a
01:18:45Like you asked me other Tom and Tim rivalries. There's definitely a Brendan Brandon rival. Yeah
01:18:52We have Brandon that works in IT, I wonder if they hate each other probably must
01:18:56So the winner of the bracket episode 175 is Tom Hanks not I did not think Tom Hanks is gonna make it
01:19:00So I'm not I'm unsatisfied with this winner
01:19:03Yeah, I would have put Brady had a moment myself had a moment to put Cruz ahead of them
01:19:06I mean you should be very satisfied because you beat Tom. That's true. I did take down the first round exit for Cruz
01:19:11Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, and yeah, you should be more than happy with that
01:19:14I I was ready to vote Tom Green every round and he didn't even make the fight
01:19:19Tommy's Marty, did you guys ever watch the Tom Green?
01:19:22I know about it is I only know about Tom Green like I've gotten a lot of comments
01:19:27Oh, you should watch Tom Green you would like Tom Green, but I never have like watched it
01:19:32But I've seen a couple clips that seems like it would be right up my alley. Yeah, it was time
01:19:36It was so different than you know, like what was what was going on?
01:19:39Also, Tom Hanks having checked basically get him to this point
01:19:43So Tom Kenny there's a couple other times to consider but yeah, I think surprise you didn't throw LaDainian Tomlinson
01:19:49Okay, he was in um road trip. Yeah
01:19:56That's how I know
01:19:59Fury either way this makes you want to go watch much of old-time 90s Tom Hanks movies
01:20:02Shout out Tom trash my dad's favorite Yankee of all time as well. Tom trash 60s Yankee. Yeah
01:20:09What's like the best the next best Tom athlete
01:20:13Besides Tom Brady, you're saying like Thomas green. I don't know. There's not a lot. There's got to be one more for good
01:20:19face
01:20:21Tim Duncan's named Tom
01:20:23But do Tom Cruise's real name is something weird, right?
01:20:27Thomas Christopher like Matt ruse and Matt
01:20:30The fourth we should do a draft on people that don't go by the first name. They changed it
01:20:34Yeah, it's like every actor DeAndre Jordan. It's because of the sag you can't like have two people at the same name
01:20:40Yeah, so that's why a lot of them change their names
01:20:42So there's not one person how I was the same name if they're like registered with sag. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Yeah
01:20:50They're good Tom athletes
01:20:52It's good. It's such a white name. Yeah, Tom Lawler the
01:20:56MMA
01:20:57Wrestler guy he actually responded to our call and said he wanted to come on the episode
01:21:00I don't think we have enough time to get you on this one. It's gotta be like a pitcher
01:21:05Yeah, there's not a lot of athletes name Tom Tom Gordon black Tom black Tommy Johnny Johnny John Tommy John
01:21:13Good call
01:21:17Tommy Fury Tommy Fury. Yeah, that's one of them. But either way shout out to Tom Hanks winner Breckett said 100
01:21:25100 and Tom Seaver Tom's Tom
01:21:28I
01:21:30Set a picture, but we will see you guys next week
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