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00:00i remember the first time we met, face to face
00:16kiss on my neck, how could i forget, something that hasn't happened yet
00:24wasting my time, losing my mind, over all this wasted time
00:34i want you here with me
00:44you look nice
00:45no i don't
00:46babe, look at me
00:49you're beautiful, smart, one of a kind
00:53right? now eat
00:55first day at a new school, you need your energy
00:58so do i
01:07i know you're nervous, but your cousin will be there
01:12and me, you know, if you need me
01:18oh shit
01:21eat up, we're late
01:23come on
01:37hey
01:39that's james deerfield, i read about him in the paper
01:43he's the quarterback
01:45these people love their football
01:52i'm sorry
01:59kaylee, kaylee
02:02are you into jocks now?
02:04mom
02:06okay, what part of late do you not understand? come on
02:21look alive, tits up, first impressions matter
02:35you got this
02:37thanks, you do too
02:45let's settle down and then we're gonna get started here on the
02:48hi, you must be kelly
02:51it's kaylee
02:53kaylee, excuse me
02:55class, this is kaylee, let's make her feel welcome
03:13settle down, let's talk about commas
03:17i started grading your summer assignments, and none of you seem to know how to use them
03:29hey kelly
03:30it's kaylee
03:35yeah, that's what i said
03:39how does it feel to be our latest charity case, kelly?
03:47you guys know this
03:51my advice
03:54get a decent pair of shoes and maybe a shirt that fits too
03:58oh, and uh
04:02maybe skip the dessert every once in a while
04:05do you ever shut up?
04:06do you ever work out?
04:10i get it, okay
04:12i know you're kind
04:14handsome quarterback, king of the castle, you win, congratulations, now leave me the fuck alone
04:23so you think i'm handsome?
04:26enough from you two in the back
04:30the first assignment of the year is a group project
04:33you'll have to write a short story in pairs about a life-changing event
04:38dig deep, get personal
04:42kaylee and james, you seem to be hitting it off, you're paired up
04:53kaylee
04:54the word
04:55i finished grading your summer assignment last night
04:59you have something special
05:01i think you show great promise for our future as a writer
05:06i was a scholarship kid at gallup prep too, you know
05:09how did you
05:10i read your transfer file
05:13it's tough, being an outsider
05:16no shit
05:18listen, i have a favor to ask you
05:22the school's priorities aren't always in order
05:25the football players, they really
05:27take precedence over the other students
05:30this is exactly how spoiled rich kids become spoiled rich men
05:34i get that, trust me i do
05:37but james' mother is an important member of the gallup prep community
05:43i was hoping you could help me help him
05:47just cut him a little slack on the group assignment
05:50i would really appreciate it
05:52now from one outsider
05:55to the other
06:07i love you
06:26kaylee
06:27i am so happy you're here
06:29everyone, this is my cousin kaylee
06:32that's sadvi, lucas, and james
06:35the squad
06:36we've heard so much about you
06:37it's nice to finally meet you
06:42say hello james
06:48oh, we've met
06:50kylie made quite the impression in first period
06:54it's kaylee
06:55hey, don't mind him
06:57this is kind of his move
06:59when he likes someone, he treats them like shit
07:02i apologize on behalf of the entire male sex
07:07there's my girl
07:10aunt tessa ray, how's the job so far?
07:13it's great
07:15how's it going, hun?
07:17making friends?
07:20james
07:22we are so excited to have kaylee here with us
07:26that's really nice to hear
07:28mom
07:32i'll leave you all to it then
07:34see you later, hun
07:38wow
07:39wow
07:40scholarship kid
07:42with a janitor mom
07:45at least my parents don't have to buy my way in, you prick
07:49ouch
07:55asshole
07:56who, me?
07:57back up to james
07:59for now
08:03so what do you say?
08:07cool
08:09i already got a feeling you're going to be my good luck charm
08:22so
08:23so
08:24a new girl, huh?
08:26to be honest, i'm kind of surprised
08:28i didn't think she was your type
08:29you know
08:30functioning brain cells and all
08:32i don't know what you're talking about
08:34ain't no shame in the game, bro
08:36i'm laying the groundwork myself
08:38i invited her to watch practice
08:40why, so she can watch you ride the bench?
08:42a thousand bucks says i bag her before you do
08:44bag her?
08:46what, are you from the 90s or something?
08:48what are you, chicken?
08:50fat chance, second string
08:53so it's a bet
08:54first to fuck wins
08:58you're an asshole
08:59you're about to lose a thousand bucks
09:03come on, bro
09:04let's get out there
09:07don't want to leave my number one fan waiting for me
09:10don't want to leave my number one fan waiting for me
09:22sorry about james earlier
09:25it's okay
09:26no, it's not
09:29but
09:30we kind of give james a pass for being a dick
09:32ever since his dad died
09:33that's terrible
09:35i didn't know
09:36yeah, between that and his mom working all the time
09:39he is pretty much on his own
09:41hurt people hurt people
09:43you know
09:46yeah
09:49speak of the devil
09:51sounds like football practice is about to start
09:55sweaty boys, come on
10:04ready, go
10:10go
10:34jesus, kaylee
10:35maybe put your tongue back in your mouth
10:38what?
10:40they're hot
10:54sometimes it helps to write thoughts down free form
10:59do you have any ideas?
11:00just give me a second
11:02okay
11:04i need a minute, at least
11:09i won a writing competition at my last school
11:11i didn't ask for your resume
11:14i was just saying i know how to do this
11:21maybe we can work on it
11:23after school sometime
11:29thirsty, kelly
11:31wow
11:33wow
11:36wait, you don't think this is gonna happen, do you?
11:39do you feel like me
11:41and you
11:42look, i'm not happy about this partnership either
11:45but until you rub the only two brain cells that you have together
11:48watch your mouth
11:52okay
11:53just cause i don't sit here
11:55and kiss every teacher's ass all day
11:58doesn't make me stupid
12:00alright
12:02look at me
12:10your breath smells good
12:12what'd you just say?
12:13what did i just say?
12:32why don't you have any ice cream?
12:38what are you on a diet?
12:41i know you want some
12:42come on, leave her alone, dude
12:44you shouldn't even be eating this
12:45season starts friday
12:48i know
12:49i know
12:50i know
12:51i know
12:52i know
12:53i know
12:54i know
12:55i know
12:56i know
12:57i know
12:58i know
12:59i know
13:00i know
13:01i know
13:02i know
13:03i know
13:04i know
13:05i know
13:11who doesn't love a good plot twist
13:12especially when it's to your benefit
13:14head to galatea tv web for a secret surprise
13:17on us
13:26whoops
13:28sorry kelley
13:30I know thrift store buys are non-refundable.
13:33Non-refundable is a big word for somebody who can barely write a single sentence in class.
13:39Damn, get his ass, Kaylee.
13:41What, you think I'm not pulling my weight?
13:45I'm just trying to make sure you earn that scholarship.
13:48You realize if you flunk out you won't be a quarterback, right?
13:52Just another pretty boy who peaked in high school.
13:56Aww.
14:00Okay, truce.
14:10That's quite enough whatever this is for one day.
14:14Let's talk about something else.
14:16Not football.
14:18Well, I was going to ask Kaylee if she's coming on Friday.
14:22What's Friday?
14:23James' house party after the first game of the season.
14:26It's tradition.
14:27If we win.
14:28Or if we lose.
14:30We're going to need a drink either way.
14:32Her mom will be out of town, right?
14:34Always.
14:35Hey, absentee parents win!
14:41Thanks, guys.
14:52Who's the lipstick for, huh?
14:54Oh, um, nobody.
14:56Kaylee!
14:57I've been looking for you everywhere.
14:59Making quick work of these boys, aren't you?
15:01I mean, first you're tutoring James Deerfield
15:03and now you got this one eating out of your palm.
15:05I'm going to die right here, right now.
15:07Buck her up, here he comes.
15:09Got a surprise for you.
15:13I felt bad you didn't have one earlier
15:15and I wanted you to have one.
15:17Maybe it's stupid.
15:19Maybe I'm stupid.
15:20No, no, it's nice.
15:24Okay, I like love what's happening here.
15:27Very hot.
15:32It's lemon flavored.
15:33Hope you like it.
15:34Mmm, yeah.
15:35It's my favorite.
15:43Hey, come on, dude.
15:44Two interceptions?
15:45Thank God for defense!
15:48You're not going to mention my four touchdowns?
15:50Hey, this game's not the only thing you're going to fumble tonight.
15:55Kaylee.
15:56I bet you an extra 500 bucks I get her naked in the first hour.
15:58Jesus, dude, she's not a piece of meat.
16:03Come on, boys.
16:04Let's hit the showers so we can get trashed at James' house.
16:09Hey, James.
16:11May the best man win.
16:25♪♪♪♪
16:51Can we tell her?
16:55Not yet.
17:03I don't know.
17:05Oh my God, yes.
17:07It's giving...
17:09It's giving hot new girl.
17:10Mm-hmm.
17:11Ding, ding, ding.
17:12We have a winner.
17:13Really?
17:14Mm-hmm.
17:15What's wrong?
17:16I don't know if this is...
17:17Oh, come on.
17:19Drink some of this and you'll feel as good as you look.
17:21Ready? Catch it.
17:24♪♪♪♪
17:35What the fuck?
17:38I'm sorry, I've never drank before.
17:42What?
17:43No way.
17:45I was never really invited to parties at my last school.
17:48Never?
17:50Don't make her feel bad.
17:51I'm not.
17:52Okay.
17:54I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
17:58I'll be the designated driver tonight.
18:00Oh, you don't have to.
18:01I want you to have fun.
18:03And who knows, maybe you'll get lucky with Lucas.
18:07Or...
18:08James.
18:09Lucas.
18:10James is an asshole.
18:13Right?
18:14Uh, right.
18:17Bottoms up.
18:25We'll teach her. She'll get there.
18:27She'll get there.
18:35How can anyone be such a miserable dickhead living in a house like this?
18:40Dead dad.
18:41Workaholic mom.
18:42Loneliness.
18:43Sex essential dread.
18:44You know, it's possible.
18:46You ready?
18:55Hey.
19:03Hey, there she is.
19:06I can get you a drink or something. What do you want?
19:08Uh, vodka soda.
19:11Coming right up.
19:25Impressive, huh?
19:27You ever been in a house this nice?
19:29It's a little soulless if you ask me.
19:31Kind of like you.
19:36Smartass.
19:37Dumbass.
19:38Loser.
19:39Uh, I think we all know who the real loser is after those interceptions.
19:55Ha ha.
19:57Ha ha.
19:58Someone was paying attention to me.
20:00It was like a train wreck. I just couldn't look away.
20:03Hey.
20:08Oh, sorry. Are you okay? I'm gonna get you something else.
20:11It's okay. That's sweet though.
20:14I am the pleased.
20:16Confused. Proud.
20:20Hey, how about a tour?
20:22Ha, dude, she doesn't want to see your vintage wine cellar.
20:25Why not? Dazzle me, why don't you?
20:36You were saying?
20:40Ten bucks says they fuck.
20:41Oh, you're on.
20:51Oh, shit.
21:02Oh.
21:22Whoa.
21:26Oh.
21:27Memory foam, huh?
21:30I bet it has a lot to remember.
21:39You're drunk.
21:45I kind of like seeing you like this, actually.
21:52Stupid.
21:55Uninhibited.
21:57Saying whatever you want.
22:09I only have to tease it out of you.
22:15Why did you bring me up here, James?
22:19I...
22:22I...
22:25What are you doing?
22:28You hate me.
22:30No, no, no, no, no. Hey, stay.
22:34Please.
22:41I...
22:43I can't do this.
22:45Why?
22:47Is it because of Lucas?
22:48No, because you're an asshole.
22:50I haven't been that bad, come on.
22:51Yes, yes, you have.
22:53And whoever this is, this isn't you.
22:56Wait, wait, okay, okay.
22:59You're rejecting me?
23:03See?
23:04You do think you're better than me.
23:08I don't even know why I came up here with you.
23:12Lucas is waiting for me downstairs, I gotta go.
23:14Lucas spent me a thousand bucks, he could fuck you before me.
23:21I just thought you should know.
23:25Fuck you.
23:27Shit.
23:46Have you seen Addison? I really need to find her.
23:48Slow down. Come on, come dance with me.
23:54You're a good dancer, okay.
24:18Party's over.
24:21Everybody get the fuck out.
24:25Go.
24:30Get the fuck out of my house, you piece of shit.
24:32Don't talk to him like that.
24:34Hey, you know what, babe?
24:35It's alright.
24:36Why don't you go find Addison and Sadvi?
24:45Looks like you're out a thousand bucks.
24:48Fuck you.
24:53Addison!
25:18Fuck you.
25:37What's up?
25:38We gotta go.
25:39James is kicking everyone out.
25:43What happened?
25:44I don't know.
25:56Oh, thank God.
25:58Couldn't sleep until you got back.
26:03You okay?
26:05What happened?
26:07Alcohol is dumb.
26:09And boys are dumber.
26:11Don't I know it.
26:14How do you know if someone's telling the truth?
26:17You don't.
26:22Just follow your gut, honey.
26:25Okay?
26:26It's probably right.
26:28And if it's wrong,
26:30you'll be okay too.
26:33Hey, you and me,
26:35we're always gonna be okay, yeah?
26:38Yeah.
26:45You know how proud I am of you, right?
26:49Right back at ya.
26:52Love you.
26:54Love you too.
26:57And whichever boy is lying to you,
27:00I'll kick his ass.
27:05I love what you're doing here.
27:07I know, he's cute.
27:08Yeah, he's cute.
27:15You're beautiful.
27:36Ignore him.
27:38But...
27:40But...
27:42But...
27:45Don't talk about it.
27:48Don't even think about it.
28:12Um...
28:14What's wrong?
28:15Nothing, I just...
28:19Are we, like, a thing?
28:22You wanna be a thing?
28:24Um...
28:27I feel like I'm a first grader.
28:30Kaylee...
28:32I like you.
28:33A lot.
28:34And I find you incredibly...
28:37Sexy.
28:38And I wanna be like you.
28:41Be with you.
28:42In every way.
28:45Really?
28:58Hey, uh...
28:59Do you wanna come to the game tomorrow night?
29:02As my girlfriend?
29:03Your girlfriend?
29:05Um...
29:06What do you say?
29:09I'll be there.
29:11Okay.
29:38The maid let me in?
29:41Yeah.
29:51Nice of you to show up.
29:54Is that all you've done so far?
29:55Maybe if my partner wasn't so distracted by Lucas...
29:57The entire time we could have made some progress.
29:59I am not distracted by Lucas.
30:02Don't you need to keep your grades up?
30:05After all your mother has done for you.
30:08What a disappointment.
30:12You are such a jerk!
30:14I...
30:15I can't believe I even agreed to help you.
30:20What the hell does that mean?
30:23Help me?
30:25Did Mrs. Wilkin tell you to cut me some slack?
30:30You know, everyone in my life always fucking tiptoes around me.
30:33I thought you were gonna be the one that was gonna give it to me straight.
30:37I guess not.
30:43Let's go!
30:45Hell yeah, boys!
30:48Hell of a throw out there, man.
30:50Did it look good from the sidelines?
30:52Yeah, my girlfriend looked real happy for you.
30:56What'd you say?
30:58You heard me.
30:59Oh, we're official now.
31:02I'm sorry.
31:03Oh, we're official now.
31:06Hey, I'll let you know when I'm ready to collect.
31:08Shouldn't take too long.
31:09She was practically begging for it at your house.
31:21Oh, you like that?
31:22Fuck off!
31:23I'm the winner!
31:24I'm the winner!
31:31Fucking prick.
31:32I hope his arm's broken.
31:34Serves him right, though.
31:35Punching me out over Kaylee.
31:37I knew he liked her, but I didn't think he liked her enough to throw away his fucking senior season.
31:42I'm gonna skin off my back.
31:43I'm gonna be a thousand bucks and a QB one spot richer.
32:03Lucas actually said that?
32:06What a fucking snake!
32:08At least you know James has liked you all along?
32:14There's no way.
32:19You're smiling.
32:20She is, isn't she?
32:22What? No, I'm not!
32:25Kaylee, who do you think you're kidding?
32:27You two have been having truly, truly insufferable hot and heavy foreplay since the second you met.
32:33Just admit it already.
32:36Okay, fine.
32:41I mean, at first I hated him.
32:43I mean, he's such a dick.
32:45But then...
32:47I don't know.
32:49I kind of like how he challenges me.
32:51Like...
32:53Like he doesn't let me hide.
32:55Plus, that man is built like a god.
32:57Like a god!
32:59I mean, come on!
33:01The arms, and the chin, and the lips, and...
33:06Oh my god!
33:10I fantasized about him every single night since I met him.
33:14There's just something about him I can't shake.
33:16Kaylee, if he's driving you this crazy, you have to go for it.
33:22If he's driving you this crazy, you have to go for it.
33:25I mean, he may be a dick, but...
33:27Maybe he's your dick.
33:29Oh my god.
33:42We have to, um...
33:45Convess something, too.
33:49I already know.
33:50What?
33:52Party.
33:54I saw you guys.
33:58And I fucking love it!
34:04Truly, we are...
34:06We're really happy.
34:09And my parents love her.
34:10I mean, who wouldn't love her?
34:13Yeah, but...
34:15My parents are...
34:17Traditional.
34:18It's hard.
34:19But we're telling them soon because...
34:20We're too happy to contain it any longer.
34:30Okay, okay, but the point is...
34:32Everyone deserves love.
34:34You...
34:36Just have to be brave enough to reach out and take it.
34:49I love you.
35:10You should see the other guy.
35:13I have, you look worse.
35:20So when can you get back on the field?
35:21When's the next game?
35:24End of the line.
35:27I guess there's not enough time to recover during the season.
35:30Or something.
35:32Wait, if you're not playing, then that means that...
35:34Lucas is starting.
35:37At least for the next few games.
35:40I'm sorry.
35:42Aren't you happy?
35:45Not really.
35:49I know you were telling me the truth about him.
35:52And I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
36:01No, I'm...
36:02I'm sorry.
36:06You deserve...
36:08Way better.
36:17So I was wondering...
36:18If you wanted to work on our assignment.
36:21Sorry.
36:22It's okay.
36:25Uh...
36:27Yeah, how about tonight?
36:31Your place.
36:32No, I'll come to your place.
36:34Alright.
36:35Since, you know, I know where you live.
36:37Right.
36:38I mean, I already have your address and everything.
36:43You're making me weird out.
36:49Pfft.
37:14Hey, babe.
37:15Hey, babe.
37:16I couldn't find you after the game.
37:20A thousand dollars.
37:24Really, Lucas?
37:27Good luck with the rest of your season.
37:28Now fuck off, second string.
37:30Hey.
37:31I'm quarterback now.
37:33Yeah, by default.
37:40Loser.
37:41Yeah, definitely loser.
37:46Hey.
37:48About time.
37:50You guys make a hot couple.
37:52And anyone that says otherwise is going to have to answer to me.
38:03How was your day, babe?
38:05Actually really good.
38:07That's great.
38:10Oh, it's getting late.
38:11Finish up.
38:12Your friend will be here soon.
38:13What?
38:15He asked me for her address.
38:16I guess you forgot to give it to him.
38:18Who?
38:20Look at that.
38:21He's punctual.
38:28Hi.
38:29Come on in.
38:31Have a seat.
38:39Hey.
38:40What are you doing here?
38:41Hey.
38:42What are you...
38:44Why are you...
38:45The group project.
38:48We talked about it today.
38:55You have a lovely home.
38:57Thank you, James.
38:58It is beautiful.
39:00Is your room presentable?
39:01Mom, she can be such a mess sometimes, I swear.
39:04I don't know who she gets it from.
39:08Just...
39:11Leave the door open, you two.
39:13Mom!
39:16We'll keep it open.
39:18Of course.
39:35House rules, right?
39:37She trusts me.
39:39It's you she doesn't trust.
39:42It's cute.
39:45It's dorky.
39:48Girl scouts.
39:52You think just because you break into my place,
39:54that gives you permission to look through my shit?
39:56Hey, I did not break in.
39:59Okay?
40:00Your mother opened the door.
40:03Big difference.
40:05Go ahead.
40:06Tell me what a pig's diet is.
40:08Then adjust it.
40:09Tell me what a pig's diet is.
40:11Then a janitor's daughter's room should at least be clean.
40:16It's nice.
40:20Really.
40:22It feels like a place people actually live.
40:31My house feels more like a...
40:33museum.
40:35You know?
40:37Empty.
40:46How's your arm?
40:47It hurts.
40:48Honestly, this sling is killing me.
40:50What, do you want ice or something? Water?
40:52No, no, no, no.
41:07Why have you been so mean to me?
41:14You've been mean to me too, you know?
41:16Not like you.
41:19You were such a dick.
41:24But then sometimes you'd be nice,
41:27and then I would start to believe that you actually did like me.
41:37Then you would say the most fucked up things to me.
41:41And then you go and ruin your senior season for me.
41:47I just, I don't understand you.
41:55I'd like to read you something.
42:01I took a stab at our short story.
42:07You're going to have to fix it, of course.
42:10But I'd like to read it to you, if that's okay.
42:23There once was a boy named Jimmy.
42:30Jimmy was never that smart when it came to school work and all that.
42:35It made him insecure.
42:40Turned out that he was good at football.
42:45And that being good at football meant that you could get away with being a grade-A asshole.
42:52I'm probably going to have to change that.
42:57Jimmy was a real piece of work.
43:00He took his anger out on everyone around him, but he never got in trouble.
43:08Because of the family he came from, nobody stood up to him.
43:14Until one day he met a girl named Kelly.
43:20And she stood up to him.
43:23And she stood up to him.
43:29Kelly took Jimmy's breath away.
43:32He had met his match.
43:36And it scared him.
43:41Tied his feelings, Jimmy made fun of her.
43:46And all that he meant was the opposite.
43:53It was easier to lie than to tell the truth.
43:56And the truth for Jimmy is that...
44:02He thought Kelly was beautiful.
44:07And intelligent.
44:11And weird.
44:14And smart.
44:17And just...
44:19Just perfect.
44:23And he wanted her.
44:26And some days he almost believed that she wanted him too.
44:42So he made our entire group assignment about you.
44:46Yeah.
44:51I'm sorry, Kelly.
44:57I'm really sorry.
45:08We should probably work on the project.
45:10No.
45:12We should probably work on the project.
45:14No.
45:15It's perfect.
45:21James.
45:23James.
45:25James, close the door.
45:27James.
45:28James.
45:29James.
45:30Close the door.
45:42I don't know.
45:43I don't know.
46:12I don't know.
46:31Holy shit, yes!
46:33Told you to circle it, weirdo.
46:35Asshole.
46:37I really do love you.
46:39I really do love you too.
46:42I really do.
46:44I really do.
46:46I really do.
46:48I really do.
46:50I really do.
46:52I really do.
46:54I really do.
46:56I really do.
46:58I really do.
47:00I really do.
47:02I really do.
47:04I really do.
47:06I really do.
47:08I really do.
47:10I really do.