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00:01Present the hilarious new game, Make Me Laugh!
00:07And tonight our comics are going to attempt to break up four prominent personalities.
00:12Each of whom you will be playing as a proxy for one of you at home.
00:16Rocky Graziano!
00:20Kim Hunter!
00:24Skitch Henderson!
00:28And Greta Tyson!
00:33And here are tonight's comedians, Louie Nye,
00:39Orson Bean,
00:42and Joey Carter!
00:49And here is your Make Me Laugh host, Robert G. Lewis!
00:58Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome once again to Make Me Laugh.
01:04You have just met our three comics who obviously wanted to get the show off with a bang.
01:08We'll meet our first contestant in just a moment, but let's have a few words first about mildness in a cigarette.
01:14The special kind of mildness in filter-tip chariton.
01:22Mildness, mildness, mildness, mildness, mildness.
01:31Mildness makes the difference.
01:33In a filter-tip chariton, filter-tip chariton, mildness makes the difference.
01:39And when you're a steady smoker, how that mildness counts.
01:44You don't smoke just one cigarette.
01:46You smoke pack after pack, day after day.
01:49That's why Tariton's special kind of mildness is so important to you.
01:53Mildness that comes from good-tasting mild tobaccos.
01:57And a filter that really filters.
01:59Mildness that makes Tariton easy to get along with.
02:02Your taste stays fresh, clean, wide awake.
02:05You get more enjoyment pack after pack, day after day.
02:09Try Tariton's, you'll see.
02:10Smoke filter-tip chariton, filter-tip chariton, mildness makes the difference.
02:17That is the name, filter-tip chariton.
02:20Why don't you try him and see what a wonderful difference mildness makes.
02:27Now then.
02:29Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a whole line-up of celebrity guest star contestants.
02:34Each one of whom will be playing for one of you at home who sent in a proxy card.
02:39Our first contestant is the world-famous author, actor, raconteur, and sportsman,
02:45Mr. Rockard Graziano.
02:48How is Marl injury's favorite Goombas?
02:58Oh, fine, Bob. Just fine.
02:59You look pretty good.
03:01As a matter of fact, what's up?
03:03I hear you've been refereeing lately.
03:05Yeah, I'm the third guy in the ring now.
03:07I watched the other guy catch her feet.
03:10Does this mean that you have completely disregarded your great activity and the art of best fits?
03:16Oh, no, no, no, Bob. I just finished the picture with...
03:19You knew what I meant.
03:21What's going on?
03:22All right, all right. Tell about the actors.
03:25I just pulled a little...
03:26Tell about the actors. Go on.
03:29I've done a picture with Jar Jar Gabor.
03:31Yeah.
03:32And now I'm doing a dramatic picture named Buddy O.
03:35Buddy O.
03:35That looks pretty good, a drama picture.
03:38And I hope the actor's studio is looking at me because...
03:41I hope so. I hope Cary Grant sees the picture.
03:43You'll be great.
03:44All right, Rob.
03:46You want to get to the show now, you know what you have to do.
03:51We'll ask you now to pick one of those cards out of the proxy file over...
03:56A couple of stragglers just walked in.
03:59Would you go on over there, pick a card out of the proxy file,
04:02and we'll find out who it is that you're playing for tonight.
04:05Rocky reaches in, Penny Peterson has helped, and let's see who it is, Rock.
04:09Betty Cutler.
04:10Mrs. Betty Cutler of LeBron, New York.
04:14Okay.
04:15That's who you're playing for.
04:17You're all set to go.
04:18You know the rules.
04:19All right, up you go, Rock.
04:23Rocky Graziano says,
04:24Make me laugh, Joey Carter.
04:26What do you suppose somebody stole my clothes?
04:34Hey, Rocky, you ever see this kind of guy on the beach?
04:37He walks in and he says,
04:37Where's the girl?
04:38No girls?
04:39Let's go into the water, fellas.
04:43I have a song for you, Rock.
04:44Hey, you know, Rock, how many fights did you have?
04:46Mike, that's more than Nelson Maxwell had.
04:53Rocky Graziano, a champ in the world of sports.
04:57He never lost a fight that he won,
04:59but he never lost his shorts.
05:08Rocky, I used to be a fighter myself.
05:10I had to give up.
05:10I had bad hands.
05:10The referee kept stepping on him.
05:14Let me put it this way, Rocky.
05:16You do a lot with kids, right?
05:17I have a little kid, seven pounds, eight ounces.
05:19Word about him, he's 15 years old.
05:23I think he did something.
05:26Let me try it this way, Rock.
05:31Very good, though, Joey.
05:33One thing, Rock,
05:35one concession you must make to the boys
05:37is you've got to look at them.
05:38You've got to look at them.
05:39All right, Louie and I is up next.
05:41Come on, Louie.
05:43Come on, Rock.
05:44Ladies and gentlemen,
05:45I want to take the opportunity
05:46at this particular time
05:47to welcome this great person of the fistic world.
05:51And tonight here in the studio,
05:53we also have a new, a young kid,
05:55and I want you to give him his blessing
05:56on this particular night.
05:59I'm going to bring the kid out here now.
06:03Get ready, kid.
06:04His name is Monty Kipper.
06:07Hi, Rock.
06:07How are you?
06:08Oh, well, what I've been doing
06:11out on the West Coast
06:12is more or less of a,
06:13this is one that's been kind of effective.
06:15It's called a right gash blurb.
06:19That's been pretty good.
06:20Then I usually follow up
06:21by looking up
06:22as if something's happening up there,
06:23and then I come back
06:24with a crown burble.
06:27And it's been working out pretty good.
06:30It's been so nice to talk to you.
06:31You know, Rock, I was thinking that
06:38when you used to do this kind of a thing
06:40that I thought was pretty cute.
06:43You know which way I do it now?
06:44This way.
06:49It's all been working out.
06:55All right, that's a good workout.
06:56All right, let's try now
06:58with Orson Bean.
06:59Orson.
07:00Hello, Rocky.
07:01I've admired you for many years,
07:02both as a fighter and as an actor.
07:04I've done very little fighting in my life,
07:05but I did have a fighter in my family,
07:07my uncle Ordway from Quincy, Massachusetts.
07:09He was known professionally as Killer Bean.
07:11Did quite well as.
07:12And he became the fighting favorite
07:14of two continents,
07:16Greenland and Africa.
07:23I have a big surprise
07:24for all the people sitting downstairs.
07:25The balcony is loose.
07:28The closest I ever got to fighting, Rocky,
07:30was at Harvard.
07:31Yeah, I went to Harvard,
07:32and I almost joined the Harvard boxing team,
07:34but I couldn't quite make it.
07:35I just couldn't go for the Harvard uniform.
07:37I mean, tweed trunks.
07:38I think the tweed trunks got him.
07:54Let's find out how long rock did last.
07:56Len Riggs?
07:56In the third round,
07:58158 seconds.
08:01Oh, boy, that's pretty darn good.
08:03158 seconds means
08:04$158 to your proxy player,
08:07Mrs. Betty Cutler
08:08of the Bronx, New York.
08:10Congratulations.
08:11And rock for you
08:11with our compliments.
08:13Many thanks
08:13and a carton of filter-tip tarry.
08:23Comes now our next guest star contestant,
08:25a most lovely lady,
08:27ladies and gentlemen.
08:28Not only a beautiful lady,
08:29but an Academy Award winning actress,
08:32Miss Kim Hunter.
08:33I am delighted.
08:40This is the first opportunity
08:42I have had to meet you,
08:43and I am honored and privileged.
08:45I have enjoyed your work so very much.
08:47Oh, thank you, Bob, very much.
08:48As a matter of fact,
08:49I think my two favorites,
08:50I don't know about you folks out there,
08:51but my favorites were
08:52Streetcar Named Desire
08:53and Stairway to Heaven.
08:55I think maybe they qualify as mine, too.
08:57I had very handsome leading men
08:59in those two, I must say.
09:01David Niven and Marlon Brandl.
09:03Indeed you did.
09:04And your next leading man,
09:05according to my information,
09:06is Barry Sullivan.
09:07Yes, sir.
09:08I leave on Monday
09:09to go out to California
09:10to do a climax show
09:12called Cabin B-13.
09:13Well, good.
09:14Barry and I will be together in that.
09:15Well, we will look forward
09:16to seeing it.
09:17Now, Kim,
09:18may I call you Kim?
09:19You may.
09:19You may call me Cusey.
09:20The, uh...
09:21Tonight, each one of our...
09:24Oh, sorry.
09:25Tonight, each one of our...
09:26No, don't back.
09:27Now, each one of our guests
09:28are contestants
09:29is playing for someone at home.
09:30Will you help
09:31by reaching into the proxy drum?
09:33Penny Peterson is over there.
09:34And would you help
09:35and find a name for us, please?
09:38There we go.
09:41Now, for whom are you playing?
09:43This is Elsie Elberman.
09:47That's me!
09:48No!
09:49This is Elsie Elberman
09:51of Wilmot, Wisconsin, I believe.
09:53I believe that's what it is.
09:55Elsie Elberman.
09:56All right.
09:57Now, you know our game.
09:58It's very simple, all set.
09:59Just don't laugh,
10:00but look at the comedians.
10:01Right?
10:01Up you go.
10:04I love to scare them that way.
10:06Kim Hunter says,
10:07Make me laugh, Joey Carter.
10:12Whenever you're on Broadway,
10:14the tickets sell in advance.
10:16Whenever I try to do a show,
10:18somebody steals my pants.
10:21It happened, honestly.
10:22Maybe I can use it, though.
10:23Look, this is a long underwear
10:25you're supposed to do
10:25in the first sketch, remember?
10:27I'm going to use this.
10:27Remember when you were
10:28at Marlon Brando
10:28in that show,
10:29The Streetcar?
10:30Impressor of Marlon Brando.
10:32Stella.
10:34Sounds like Rocky Graziano,
10:35doesn't it?
10:36Stella.
10:38The reason I walk around
10:39in underwear and never wash
10:40is because I'm a Slav.
10:43How about this one?
10:44Here's an impersonation
10:45of a midget blowing his nose.
10:51Roy Rogers.
10:52Roy Rogers.
10:53Howdy, friends, neighbors.
10:54Hi, kids.
10:55My horse, Trigger Smart.
10:56Trigger, how much is two and two?
10:59Come on, boy.
11:00One more.
11:02The man on the street.
11:04The man on the street.
11:04And tell me, sir,
11:05how long have you been a riveter?
11:06I've been a riveter.
11:07I've been a riveter.
11:07I've been a riveter.
11:10I'm doing comedy
11:11and you're doing tragedy.
11:14There you go, sir.
11:15All right, good job.
11:21All right, just one minute.
11:22Let's try it out
11:22with another great artist,
11:23Mr. Lewis and I.
11:30Kim Langlou.
11:32We could open
11:32a Chinese restaurant.
11:35I knew her.
11:43I would like with you
11:44to play Summer Star.
11:45I once knew
11:48a wonderful Italian father
11:49that adopted a Chinese son
11:50and they were in business together
11:52and one day I walked in
11:53and I heard the father say,
11:54Hey, look, Wanga Hao.
11:58That's all right,
11:59but what do you do?
12:00But I'm getting tired
12:01of this cuisine.
12:03Father,
12:05it is all right.
12:06I don't like
12:07I don't like
12:07Peter O'er.
12:07It's not good,
12:08father.
12:09I know, kid,
12:10but once in a while
12:11you're going to mix up
12:12the menu.
12:13I know, father,
12:14but I can't mix up the menu.
12:16I like what I like,
12:17you like what you like.
12:19For your song,
12:19come on,
12:20I want to play
12:21Summer Star
12:22with Kim.
12:31Really saved by the bell.
12:34Saved by the bell indeed.
12:36Here comes Orson Bean.
12:39Hi, Kim.
12:40You know,
12:42Fred Allen
12:43used to spend
12:44his summer vacations
12:45in a little
12:46seacoast town
12:48on the seacoast of Maine.
12:50And this town
12:51was so dull
12:52that one day
12:53the tide went out
12:54and never came back.
13:08That doesn't.
13:10That doesn't.
13:11Let's find out
13:12let's find out
13:14exactly how much
13:15that does.
13:15What do you say,
13:16Glenn Riggs?
13:17Kim almost
13:18got another
13:18economy award,
13:19almost made it
13:20the full way,
13:21but she
13:22registered
13:22138 seconds.
13:24138,
13:25which means
13:25Mrs. Elsie Elverman
13:27of I believe
13:28Wilmot, Wisconsin,
13:29you have won
13:29$138
13:30and you have
13:31our eternal
13:32thanks,
13:32Kim Hunter,
13:33and also
13:33with our compliments
13:34a carton
13:35of filter-tip tarryton.
13:36Thank you so very much.
13:40Well, right now,
13:45let's go from the present
13:47to the future present,
13:49and by golly,
13:50you better have one.
13:50Of course,
13:51I mean next Sunday,
13:52and next Sunday,
13:53of course,
13:53is Father's Day.
13:55What have you got
13:55lined up for Pop?
13:56I hope something like
13:57we have over here,
13:58like breakfast in bed.
14:00And while he's enjoying
14:01that breakfast in bed,
14:02maybe you can slip
14:03the morning paper,
14:04his favorite one,
14:05right next to the tray,
14:06and that might be
14:07a darn good time
14:08to bring him
14:09his present.
14:10This is what we
14:11would like to suggest.
14:12A carton of
14:13filter-tip tarryton.
14:14It's the gift
14:15that he can start
14:16enjoying right away,
14:18because believe me,
14:19in filter-tip tarryton,
14:21mildness makes
14:22the difference.
14:23You see,
14:24tarrytons have
14:24a special kind
14:26of mildness
14:26that makes them
14:27so darn easy
14:28to get along with.
14:29They keep your taste
14:30so clean and fresh
14:32and wide awake,
14:33and that's why
14:34as Dad smokes them,
14:35he'll continue
14:35to get more enjoyment
14:37pack after pack
14:39and day after day.
14:41So may I suggest
14:42that in tarrytons,
14:43mildness makes
14:44a wonderful difference
14:45in your smoking.
14:47Why not tomorrow
14:47or Saturday
14:48while you're doing
14:49the weekend shopping,
14:50pick up a carton or two
14:51of filter-tip tarryton.
14:53Get a special one
14:54for Pop's Day
14:55on Sunday.
14:56He will love them
14:57and he will love you
14:58for having gotten them.
14:59This is the thing
15:00to look for.
15:01There it is,
15:02a delightful smoke.
15:03Filter-tip tarryton.
15:09There you go.
15:12And now,
15:13ladies and gentlemen,
15:14you're Ernie Kovac.
15:26I'm over at the
15:29Shubert Theater.
15:29I was watching
15:30Bells Ringing.
15:31It's intermission.
15:31I came up for the orange juice.
15:36We are prepared
15:37for every existence.
15:39Oh, Orson.
15:40There you are, sir.
15:40I didn't know you were
15:41in Bells Ringing.
15:43How's your lovely wife?
15:44Wonderful.
15:45And how are you?
15:46You're doing this, huh?
15:47Sure.
15:47Don't drink it.
15:48Be very careful.
15:49Incidentally,
15:49I'd like you to know
15:50the pits.
15:51Pretty cheap.
15:52All right.
15:53Sidney Chaplin's
15:54in Bells Ringing
15:54and it's breaking up
15:55our poker games.
15:56I'd like him to get
15:57out of the show.
15:57I'd like you to talk.
15:58I understand that
15:59you have just
16:00either completed
16:01or in the process
16:01of completing
16:02Bell, Book, and Candle
16:03for Columbia Pictures.
16:05Here, Ernie.
16:09Ernie.
16:10Okay.
16:11And thank you
16:12for smoking
16:12your filter-tipped
16:13Tariton cigar.
16:14Thank you, Mark.
16:16Fire.
16:16Fire.
16:26All I can say
16:27about our next guest
16:28star contestant
16:29is Beaver
16:30Skitch Henderson,
16:33ladies and gentlemen.
16:33How are you?
16:41It's just wonderful
16:42to see Ernie.
16:43It is great to see Ernie.
16:44I'm almost anxious.
16:45I'd like to go across
16:46and see Bells Ringing
16:47if I can see tomorrow.
16:48Skitch, I do want
16:49to say one thing.
16:51I had the pleasure
16:52of seeing you conduct
16:53for Van Clyburn
16:54on their television
16:55appearance on Steve's show
16:56and I must tell you
16:58you were just fantastic.
16:59Congratulations to you.
17:01You must have to love
17:02this to do it
17:03as well as you do.
17:04Well, of course,
17:05that I hope
17:06is basically my career
17:07which most people
17:08don't realize
17:08that I'm a serious musician.
17:10I have a couple
17:12of more concerts
17:12this summer.
17:13One with the Denver
17:13Symphony at Red Rocks.
17:15I think it's
17:16the 22nd of July
17:17and another one
17:18with the Miami Symphony
17:19August the 10th
17:20which closes
17:20their summer season
17:21down there.
17:21so that's basically
17:22what I really am.
17:24What I am curious
17:25about is
17:25with all this
17:26television work
17:27with your
17:28symphony appearances
17:29you're conducting
17:29your piano playing
17:30and tending that growth
17:32how do you find time
17:34for your sports cars?
17:36Well,
17:36you have to have
17:38a diversion of some kind.
17:39I used to fly
17:39in the Air Force
17:41and the Reserves
17:41but the years
17:42began to catch up
17:43a little bit
17:43so I decided
17:44that sports cars
17:45have always been
17:46a love of mine.
17:46I work
17:47in association
17:48with Daimler Benz
17:49and I drive
17:49a Mercedes Benz
17:50so that's
17:51300 SL Roadster
17:52as a matter of fact.
17:53That's a beautiful car.
17:53Why do you not
17:55walk over now
17:55and let's find out
17:56for whom you are playing.
17:57I'd be glad you had a boy.
17:58Over to the proxy bin.
18:00Penny Peterson is there.
18:01Skitch reaches in,
18:02pulls a card
18:03and the name on the card is
18:05Mrs. Lewis Martin
18:06Box 237
18:07Lehigh, Iowa.
18:08And that is the lady
18:09for whom you are playing.
18:10Mrs. Lewis Martin.
18:11Okay, you know the rules.
18:12Up you go.
18:16Skitch Anderson says
18:17make me laugh
18:18Joey Carter.
18:22Skitch, don't get mad
18:24and don't get jealous
18:26but I just saw
18:27Steve Allen
18:27talking to
18:28Jose Malice.
18:34You know,
18:34I have a friend of mine
18:35got himself
18:35a foreign car last week
18:36cost him $42,000.
18:38I sent over airmail.
18:41Took him three weeks
18:42to pull the stamps off.
18:44But you know
18:44that this year
18:45Detroit is coming out
18:46where the car
18:46has one button in it.
18:47You push a button
18:48the door opens
18:49and you go out
18:49and take cab.
18:52You ask for it, Skitch.
18:53A folk song.
18:55It's called
18:55I'll Never Forget
18:56What's-Her-Name.
19:01You know,
19:01I sang Molly Malone
19:02one night
19:02and a guy was
19:03in the audience crying
19:03and I said
19:04what's him out of Irish?
19:04He said,
19:05no, I'm a singer.
19:07Well, I ain't crazy
19:07about your music either.
19:08Oh, no.
19:17Oh, no.
19:18Now, wait a minute.
19:19Let's see.
19:20Let's see.
19:21How long does Skitch last?
19:24Skitch was a great audience
19:26for Joey, Robert Q.
19:2751 seconds.
19:2851?
19:29No, wait a minute now.
19:30It's less than a minute.
19:31Let's give him another chance.
19:32Joey, shall we?
19:33Please.
19:33Huh?
19:34May we do that?
19:34All right.
19:35Then let's carry on now
19:36with Mr. Louis Nye.
19:38Come on.
19:45Oh, how are you picked for this?
19:55I don't know.
19:58How many rules
19:59can we break tonight?
20:00Do you want to take
20:01one more little...
20:02What do you say?
20:02Shall we do it, ladies?
20:04Okay.
20:05Louis, go ahead.
20:07I said I'd get back
20:08in the bush.
20:11Many of my friends
20:13out here in the audience
20:14don't know
20:14that this wonderful person
20:15here besides me
20:16a marvelous conductor
20:18is a foreign
20:19sports enthusiast.
20:21If those foreign cars
20:22don't like it here,
20:24let them come back
20:24where they came from.
20:27It's the only conductor
20:28that has a white
20:29squalled baton.
20:31That's a little bummering.
20:33that was a bummer.
20:35Myself, I was the conductor
20:36of hotel gears,
20:37but I couldn't stand
20:38the subway.
20:40Tell me.
20:41Do I have lobster?
20:44Let me a dribble down
20:45and get onto the unten,
20:46flyber.
20:47Let you do the unten, flyber.
20:48Here.
20:50Surprise!
20:50I'm afraid we'll have to
20:59call it quick there.
21:01Glenridge, how long?
21:0394 seconds, Robert.
21:05I work with comics.
21:07That's the way I make my living
21:08and I love comics.
21:09This is something that is...
21:09Well, they love you.
21:10You're a good audience.
21:11I stand backstage this day.
21:13All right.
21:14Mr. Lewis Martin
21:15in Lehigh, Iowa.
21:18I'm delighted to tell you
21:18you have won,
21:19$94.
21:20And for you, Skitch,
21:22you did well.
21:24A nice glass of orange juice
21:25we have left over
21:26and a carton of
21:27good and stiff chariots.
21:28Thank you very much.
21:31Good to see you again.
21:34Very well.
21:36Now, ladies and gentlemen,
21:37it is my pleasure
21:38to introduce
21:39a lovely, lovely lady,
21:41a very good actress
21:42and a very beautiful,
21:43beautiful lady,
21:44Miss Greta Tyson.
21:45Greta?
21:50Good evening
21:51and welcome indeed
21:52to our show.
21:54May I say
21:54it is a pleasure
21:55to greet you.
21:56I don't think
21:57anyone watching
21:58does not know
21:59that one time
22:00Miss Greta Tyson
22:00was Miss Denmark
22:01and in our hearts
22:02she will be
22:03Miss Denmark forever.
22:04It looks like it.
22:06In addition to that,
22:07I know that you're doing
22:08a great deal
22:09of good acting lately.
22:10It says here
22:11in the West Coast
22:13you just were in
22:14the production
22:14of Pajama Tops.
22:16Is acting
22:16going to be it for you?
22:18Yes, I studied
22:18with East Strasbourg
22:19and I'm going to do
22:21summer stuff this Monday.
22:22I leave it to two weeks
22:23and I do four
22:24different shows.
22:25Very good.
22:25What plays are you doing?
22:27I'm doing
22:27I Am a Camera
22:28for Love and Money
22:30and Gigi
22:30and the fourth one
22:31I don't know yet.
22:32Very good.
22:33Very good indeed.
22:33Well, will you be good enough
22:35to go on over there
22:36and pick us a proxy card?
22:38Greta Tyson.
22:38Yes.
22:38Thank you so very much.
22:40We'll see who Greta
22:41is playing for
22:42in just a moment.
22:42Penny has two
22:43beautiful girls.
22:45There we go.
22:46Thank you, Greta.
22:47Thank you very much.
22:49And tonight
22:49you are playing
22:50on behalf of
22:51Mr. Sam Kalish
22:53of Brooklyn, New York.
22:55So Mr. Kalish
22:56stand by.
22:59Greta, you know
23:00our rules
23:00and how we play the game.
23:02Okay, up you go.
23:06Greta Tyson says
23:08make me laugh
23:08horse and beans.
23:11Greta Tyson,
23:13you're a fine
23:14healthy girl.
23:16And you're a
23:17creditor you're raised.
23:18And I think you're beautiful
23:19and you could bring back
23:20Danish pastry.
23:21I went to high school
23:22with a girl
23:23that looked exactly like you.
23:24I was wild for this girl
23:25but she had nothing
23:26to do with me
23:26because I couldn't
23:27make the football game.
23:28And she could.
23:31A fine girl,
23:32a Dartmouth girl
23:33as I recall.
23:36Saw some things
23:37here in the paper.
23:37Pretty interesting.
23:38There's a column here
23:39of questions and answers.
23:41Here's one.
23:42Someone has written
23:42in here and says
23:43did the invasion
23:44of Hannibal
23:45cause the downfall
23:46of the Babylonian Empire?
23:47And the fellow says
23:48we're going to need
23:48to look that way.
23:50Here's one here.
23:55This is a syndicated column
23:57called Whitaker Beasley
23:58and his column of advice
23:59to people with poignant
24:00problems.
24:01Here's a girl who writes
24:01in and she says
24:02dear Whitaker Beasley
24:02she says I'm a girl
24:0316 years old
24:05but look 18.
24:06She says I'm very much
24:07in love with a boy
24:08next door who is 19
24:09but looks 12.
24:13There you go.
24:15Has one minute gone by?
24:17All right.
24:22Joey Carter.
24:24Greta Thyssen
24:24on behalf
24:25of all the American men
24:27I should like to say
24:28Marlon!
24:32Greta you're a former
24:33Miss Finland aren't you?
24:34Miss Denmark.
24:36My wife is a former
24:36Miss America
24:37supposed to be
24:3813 states then.
24:40Did you ever hear
24:41of Marie McDonald
24:42the body?
24:42My wife was the sender.
24:48Let's give me a chance
24:49and get her an interpreter.
24:52I'll tell you what I'll do
24:52for you, Greta.
24:53I'll sing
24:53Do you like songs?
24:55Here's a beautiful
24:56old song I wrote.
24:58It's entitled
24:58A Beautiful Old Song I Wrote.
25:03Did she laugh?
25:08Greta Thyssen!
25:10Now come back tomorrow
25:11and I'll have it
25:11finished for you, Greta.
25:12Let's find out
25:19how long
25:20Greta Thyssen lasts.
25:21Is that right?
25:21In the second round
25:22102 seconds.
25:24Very good.
25:25Then $102
25:26to Mr. Sam Kalich.
25:28And our
25:29congratulations, Sam
25:30for you, Greta
25:31and our many thanks
25:33and the cardinal
25:33filter ship charity.
25:34Thank you so very much.
25:36Whoa, wait a minute.
25:37There you go.
25:38Oh, oh, oh!
25:39Oh!
25:39I scared the chickens
25:42out of me there, Joey.
25:44Well, before we carry on
25:45with the show tonight,
25:47how about a tarryton, huh?
25:50Have one.
25:50It's darn easy to get along with
25:52and here is the reason why.
25:54Mildness, mildness,
25:56mildness, mildness,
25:56mildness,
25:57mildness makes the difference!
25:59In a filter tip,
26:00tarryton,
26:01filter tip,
26:02tarryton,
26:02mildness makes the difference!
26:05Pack at the pack
26:06with each puff you take,
26:08your taste stays clean,
26:09fresh, wide awake!
26:11Mildness, mildness,
26:12Mildness, mildness, mildness makes the difference
26:15Smoke, filter, tip, tarryton
26:17Filter, tip, tarryton
26:19Mildness makes the difference
26:21Right-o, and as a matter of fact, remember just two more days till Father's Day
26:27Still plenty of time, though, to surprise Dad
26:30With a carton or two, maybe, on Sunday morning
26:33I know you'll like them
26:34Filter, tip, tarryton
26:42Ladies and gentlemen, this is a rather, this has been a fun show
26:48But tonight is sort of a sad show for us
26:50Because tonight we conclude the current series of Make Me Laugh
26:54And I'm happy to say that I think we have kept the promises we made to you on our very first show
26:59We said at that time that you would be meeting a lot of comedians
27:02You ones, favorites of yours, people who would be favorites of yours
27:06And from our mail response, we have kept you laughing
27:09We are happy about that
27:10We have had a wonderful time these many weeks
27:13And I should like, on behalf of everyone associated with this production
27:17From our producers all the way down
27:20To thank our crew here in the theater
27:22Our camera crew, our audio crew
27:24The guys in those pits that you never see
27:26Our stage crew at the Little Theater here at the American Broadcasting Company
27:31Thank them so much for their wonderful cooperation in these weeks
27:35And what is more, I should like to thank all the people we've had on our show
27:39Some wonderful comedians, some wonderful guest stars
27:41But most importantly, we should like to thank you, all of you at home
27:45Until we meet again then, this is Robert Q saying goodnight to you all
27:49And reminding you to try milder Filter Tip Tariton
27:53I know you'll like it
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