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00:00The whole world.
00:06Later on The Tonight Show, Jay inspects Steven Seagal's exit wounds.
00:11Plus, the brother's brother, D.L. Hughley.
00:13And the luscious tunes of the Coors.
00:15Bill of the News is next.
00:18Next on News Channel 9, who's running for mayor?
00:20Who isn't running for mayor?
00:22And we'll tell you how millions are spent each year on illegal immigrants.
00:25Will the feds help out?
00:27That's next.
00:30NASCAR premieres Saturday live under the lights only on NBC.
00:35Now the Downer Channel and Cat Lassie.
00:40Cat Lassie, run through!
00:42I can't feel my legs!
00:44Go, girl, go!
00:49Cat Lassie will save me.
00:55From the producers of Third Rock from the Sun and That 70s Show.
00:58And executive producer, Steve Martin.
01:01The Downer Channel begins NBC Tuesdays in three weeks.
01:10Fox tomorrow.
01:12Cops come face-to-face with a stripper.
01:14Pick up the rest of your own to work.
01:15Buckle up for a revealing ride to the station.
01:18An all-new hour of Cops.
01:20Then, Mexico.
01:21A place where fugitives hide from American justice.
01:24But that's about to change.
01:26Be there for an international crime-fighting event.
01:28When the U.S. and Mexico join forces to crack accused drug lords, child molesters, monsters, and more.
01:34I believe we'll get them.
01:35A special America's Most Wanted.
01:37It all starts at 8, 7 central tomorrow on Fox.
01:39I made this.
01:48Next Friday, the gunmen investigate a murder.
01:51That's attractive.
01:52And you won't believe who their prime suspect is.
01:55Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
01:57Murderer Skinner.
01:58Can the gunmen take down the assistant director of the FBI?
02:02This kind of covert operation requires a lot of training.
02:05The X-Files' Mitch Pelleggi guest stars.
02:08So, what's on for tonight?
02:11What evil deeds are afoot?
02:13Who do we?
02:14An all-new The Lone Gunman next Friday.
02:20I made this.
02:25Fox Tomorrow.
02:26It's two of television's most anticipated season finales.
02:30First, if you thought the year was wild, wait till you see graduation.
02:34Then, you're bringing a loaded gun onto school property.
02:37What are you doing?
02:38Boston Public.
02:39Then, Ally McBeal is going where no grown woman has gone before.
02:43The high school prom.
02:45Washington stars in the season finale of Thursday's new hit drama, Scandal.
02:49Next.
02:49Dancing's most competitive season, season, comes to an end.
02:54The Latin James Bond!
02:57The bombshell is unleashed!
03:01You've exploded on this one!
03:03I want that mirror ball.
03:06Damn!
03:07Give me a friend!
03:09There can be only one.
03:11The new champion is...
03:14Dancing with the Stars live two-night finale event starts Monday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
03:19Four superstars, Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles, Robin Thicke, have discovered eight unknowns.
03:27Next Thursday, it all begins.
03:31We're going for number one.
03:33The competition that proves...
03:35Two voices are bigger than one.
03:39That's what the whole world wants to see.
03:42I'm a star maker.
03:43Two acts.
03:44The two-hour series premiere next Thursday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
03:55Later, on The Tonight Show, Jay can say, in the night, not the day, leashes cat in the hat Mike Myers.
04:01Plus, cycle dudes from American Chopper.
04:03And tunes from Al Green.
04:05Your local news is next.
04:06Now on 11.
04:09The floodwaters are receding.
04:11We have...
04:11Later on The Tonight Show, Jay's night of overachievers.
04:19First Oscar winner, director, producer, and mommy, Jodie Foster.
04:22Then the equally accomplished Chris Kattan shares his talent.
04:25And Charlotte Church, vocal prodigy.
04:27Your local news is next.
04:28You're watching NBC4, the Tri-State News Channel.
04:34And now, Chuck Scarborough, Sue Simmons, Janice Huff, and Len Berman.
04:40This is News Channel 4 at 11.
04:50Who's the sexy canine who all the bitches think is fine?
04:55Better believe it.
04:58Who won't cop out when a sexy butt is near his snout?
05:03Right on.
05:08He's one ancient son of a...
05:11Hey, shut your mouth.
05:12I'm just talking about rag.
05:14We can dig it.
05:20You stinker.
05:25Next Monday on an all-new Allie McBeal.
05:29All right, who was that?
05:31That was my belly.
05:35I have a little sinus infection.
05:38Let me see.
05:39Excuse me?
05:40Yeah.
05:41Aw.
05:43And just when you thought it was safe to go in the unisex...
05:47He's back.
05:50And this time, it's personal.
05:53Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:56Ah!
06:06Tis the Tuesday before Christmas.
06:08And it begins at Grace's house with an all-new episode.
06:11I think it is gonna be a Merry Christmas after all.
06:13At Soul Man's strange stockings are hung.
06:15And sometimes worn.
06:17I was just voted Miss Iron Curtain.
06:18See what's making the Tool Man so jolly.
06:21Ow!
06:22Chest bumping.
06:23Something you'd never see two women do.
06:25I'd pay a lot of money to see it.
06:27Ho-ho!
06:28Home Improvement.
06:29Then what should appear but a wonderful all-new bonus Grace.
06:32Feels like a Frank Capra movie, isn't it?
06:34ABC Holiday Tuesday.
06:38Uh, yeah.
06:41What's going on?
06:42I'm Hugh Downs.
06:43And I'm Bob McWalters.
06:45Check it out.
06:46I'm Bob McWalters.
06:52Appreciate you and I'm happy.
06:54Mondays are all-new on ABC, starting two weeks from Monday.
06:57Up next, anglers order to get off one of Minnesota's most popular legs.
07:01And the Vikings win their way to the playoffs, but the road won't be easy.
07:05Live from the credits roll, let's have a little fun surfing the ABC homepage.
07:11Hey, check it out.
07:12Tim Allen's classic stand-up that inspired his show, Home Improvement, ABC Tuesday.
07:17Everywhere you go, you make it a turkey.
07:22Yeah.
07:24That's how I mark territory, huh?
07:27To see more about Home Improvement and other ABC shows, go online with ABC at www.abc.com.
07:35Hello, I'm Karen Thomas.
07:38Up next on NewsCenter, two big-time aviation companies joined together as one.
07:43What does it mean for the industry?
07:44Find out next.
07:46The address is CBS.
07:49On the new hit drama, Family Law, a top attorney defends a guard against a human inmate.
07:58But what happens when new evidence suggests her client may be guilty?
08:02You're nothing but a coward and a cheat.
08:04Family Law, CBS Monday.
08:07Monday on The Late Show, Dave welcomes superstar Bruce Willis.
08:11Plus, from SNL, Will Ferrell.
08:13Monday, now your local news.
08:15The latest poll numbers show they're both tied, but these aren't numbers anybody wants.
08:19to brag about.
08:20What does it mean for Capitol District voters?
08:23Protesters rally against a national chain they say is anything but the all-American story
08:27it claims to be.
08:28And fish fans swim into Albany for the second straight-rate sellout night.
08:32It's all ahead on Channel 6 News.
08:36Channel 6.
08:41Based on Sidney Sheldon's gripping bestseller.
08:44Get security.
08:45CBS presents the powerful tale of three brilliant doctors.
08:48You think a pretty face in a bedside manner is gonna help?
08:51Tested by fate, love, and controversy.
08:54You wanna go to bed with me, Mallory?
08:56Brooke Shields, Vanessa Williams, and Gail O'Grady in Sidney Sheldon's Nothing Lasts Forever, November 15th.

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