00:00Jack! Jack! You better get up and go get that job or you'll end up a bum, just like your father is.
00:11That's not the type of experience required to get a job here. I'm so sorry, Mr. Curry.
00:19Are you a rapper?
00:21What do you mean by that?
00:23What you just said to me. I'm sorry, Mr. Curry. That has a rhyme to it. Check it out.
00:27I'm sorry, Mr. Curry. I'm sorry, Mr. Curry. I'm so, so, so, so sorry, Mr. Curry.
00:37What if that was the next Beyonce? Come on, man. I can cook Indian food. Give me a chance.
00:42No joke. He's cooking my restaurant.
00:44Oh, come on. Am I invisible now, too? I'm sorry. Are you blind?
00:48Seriously?
00:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here are the keys to your SUVs. Ensure your phones are on at all times, because the next 48 hours will be the craziest of your life.
01:17you actually call it a taxi yes is this 1995 or what that's what we call it in
01:31london tax it's all caps you're from london no i'm nine joe and i was actually born in the states
01:49what state it does it
01:56don't come any closer i'm gonna jump she's a stripper
02:02oh are you trying to get in a character before the show
02:07you're good i can never tell if your actors are being serious or not
02:13wait let me get this on film this is going to be so cool i'm gonna put this on youtube
02:16i'm serious
02:17i'm serious
02:17yeah you're serious
02:18i'm gonna kill you
02:19i'm gonna kill you
02:20i'm gonna kill you
02:21you must have had this done
02:22yeah
02:23you're not doing your job
02:24you did chris
02:25when did you make it give me five or five
02:27forever
02:27you know what i'm gonna press charges and i will tell your employees about this
02:42you're insane okay yeah you are here on time okay cool
02:55no i've been waiting and what is your name jack why did you show up early
