A skit by SuperMega & MeatCanyon. | dG1fS2dDT2RqMjI4bFE
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00:00I see why they took this stuff to space. They drank it up in space.
00:11You know, I was thinking maybe after we're done with food, we can go crack open that Captain
00:19Phillips collector's box set and maybe watch some of the bonus features?
00:22No.
00:23Okay. I heard Paul Greengrass does the commentary track, and he actually met Captain
00:29Phillips for the movie, so he has like an insight onto the situation.
00:35Your Honor, I'm stuffed.
00:38I mean, you know, after the meal, that's when the, you know, what happens next, the fortune cookies.
00:42Let's go ahead and open these. Open that sucker. See what's in store for you.
00:48What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say?
00:51Stop.
00:52A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't.
00:57Oh, I'm just goofing off.
01:02Soon, a visitor shall delight you.
01:06Grab it.
01:08At first it's the worst.
01:10I'm just goofing off.
01:12Alright.
01:23What's it say, champ?
01:27I think, uh, yeah, I, uh, mine's blank. I think the machine must have messed up over in China.
01:35Looked like it had numbers on the back.
01:36Yeah, um, well, they always print the numbers, but they, the fortune might have just been come out blank.
01:39I'm gonna go ahead and get another one if that's okay.
01:46Ooh, uh, take two.
01:48And? What's this one say?
02:00Uh, can you believe the odds?
02:03Two blank ones in a row.
02:07That, what are the odds?
02:09I'm gonna open, can I open, I know it's rude to do more than one fortune cookie, but I know there's another one.
02:14Can I, can I please?
02:15You guys cool with that?
02:16We could split it.
02:18Okay.
02:19Whoops.
02:20Whoops.
02:31Man, Chinese food is running through me.
02:33I'm gonna use the bat.
02:34I'm gonna excuse myself and go to the little boys room if that's okay.
02:44This is gonna go a lot more smoothly and a lot quicker.
02:46I know.
02:47I know.
02:48I know.
02:49I know.
02:50I know.
02:51Good things come when you wave.
03:11I'm gonna go see what that was.
03:17You okay in there, baby?
03:18I miss you out there, okay?
03:19I need you to come on out now, okay?
03:20We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:22We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:23Please.
03:24We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:25Please.
03:26We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:27We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:28Please.
03:29We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:30We need you to come on out now, okay?
03:36DJ, come on out now, okay?
03:41We need you to come out now, okay?
03:45Please.
03:48Love time!
03:49Come on down to Cousin Buck's Barbecue.
03:52Brisket, ribs, pulled pork, or even your nephew.
03:56Our barbecue sauce can go on damn near anything.
03:58God damn.