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  • 5/21/2025

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00:00Rather than do an interview with me, which would be fascinating, by the way,
00:06I thought that possibly I'd take you on a, you know, kind of a cultural tour of L.A.
00:09Look how he's painted the blouse, sort of translucent.
00:12You can just make out her breast underneath it.
00:16You know, when I see a painting like this, I must admit, I get a little emotionally erect.
00:24Bon appetit.
00:30Gee, I'm done already, and I don't remember eating.
00:32What's his girlfriend's name?
00:33Sheila, Sheila, Sheila.
00:34She's the one who's always kissing everyone hello.
00:36I hate that.
00:36I'm not kissing anyone hello anymore.
00:38Hi!
00:41Hi!
00:42How was I in the meeting?
00:46You were good.
00:47Any advice?
00:48Sure.
00:49Skipping.
00:50Skipping is the perfect compromise between running and walking.
00:53It looks too desperate if you run to a meeting.
01:00What, she's seeing someone else?
01:02Yes, yes, she's going away with it.
01:04So, go away with me.
01:06I can't, don't you see, I would just be using you to get even with her for going away with
01:09someone else.
01:10I don't mind.
01:11Let's go.
01:12Great!
01:12Woo!
01:13Steve Martin.
01:14Did you know that the same technology used to clean up the Alaskan oil spill can also suck
01:19fat from your thighs and chin?
01:21L.A. Story.
01:22I'll have a decaf coffee.
01:23I'll have a decaf espresso.
01:25I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
01:26Do you have any decaf in a coffee ice cream?
01:28I'll have a half double decaf made in half cap with a twist of lemon.
01:31I'll have a twist of lemon.
01:32I'll have a twist of lemon.
01:34I'll have a twist of lemon.
01:35I'll have a twist of lemon.

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