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  • 5/21/2025
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00:00I'm not a kid.
00:02I'm not a kid.
00:04You're a kid.
00:06You're a kid.
00:08What's your kid?
00:10I'm a kid.
00:12I'm a kid.
00:14I'm a kid.
00:16I'm a kid.
00:18I'm a kid.
00:20Hi.
00:22Hi.
00:24This is the show.
00:26This is the show.
00:28Welcome to the show.
00:30Welcome to the show.
00:32Welcome to the show.
00:34Welcome to the show.
00:36I'm very proud of you.
00:38Let's see.
00:40Please, let me introduce you.
00:42Let's go to the show.
00:52This is the show.
00:55I'm your host.
00:56He is now in the
01:26正好我需要一個結婚對象
01:32男嘉賓你什麼學歷啊高中畢業就入了高中學歷難怪當保安你有車有房嗎車房都是國家特工的沒必要租就租的呗他特工真能吹
01:47怎麼回事找不到男啊拿個抽保安來爛一通所
01:51保安怎麼啦我爸爸還是龍殿店主呢
02:01爸爸的身體要保溺
02:04龍殿店主萬人之上你爸也費碰瓦啊
02:09對這離異的老男人還戴個小戶油瓶
02:13哪來的臉都還找老婆
02:15我寧願在馬馬特里哭
02:17也不願意在你那個車房兒子特里笑
02:21我寧願在馬馬特里哭
02:23我寧願在馬馬特里哭
02:24既然沒人願意留灯
02:26按照規則
02:27二號交接
02:28遺憾
02:29退場了
02:31咱們回家吧
02:32想一起走卻
02:34做事呢
02:36
02:37
02:38
02:39
02:40
02:41
02:42
02:43
02:44
02:45
02:46
02:47
02:48
02:49不要
02:51
02:52
02:55
02:56
02:57
02:58
03:00
03:01
03:02
03:03
03:04
03:05
03:06I don't want you to eat like this.
03:098-hour男嘉宾.
03:11You want me to share something?
03:14I'm a woman.
03:15I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.
03:20I'm a man. I'm a man.
03:30I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.
03:34I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.
03:37I'm a man.
03:39I love you.
03:39I'm a man.
03:40I was in the office of my world.
03:42I don't want you to make me a man.
03:44I don't want you to get to me.
03:46Let me get here.
03:48You are a man.
03:49Come on.
03:50I'm a man.
03:51I'm a man.
03:53You are a man.
03:55Allow me.
03:56Listen to me.
03:56This is a man.
03:58You are a man.
04:01I'm a man.
04:01In the house.
04:02I have a man.
04:03You can come and pay your béni-rick.
04:04For you to come and pay your care.
04:05Oh man, you don't speak for me.
04:09You don't speak for me like me.
04:12I'll talk to you.
04:13You're good!
04:14You are a good?
04:16You're a good?
04:19You're not going to go.
04:20I can't.
04:25Hublin!
04:27You're a lot of stuff!
04:28You got them to get me up!
04:31You're looking for me!
04:33You're a liar!
04:35This is a show
04:36I'm going to be a fan of the
04:38I'm going to be a fan of you
04:39I'm going to be a fan of you
04:42Is my
04:43So from today
04:45You will be a fan of
04:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:51You say you're a fan of your ass
04:53You're a fan of your ass
04:54Ha ha ha
05:04
05:10
05:11從今天開始
05:13以備解骨吧
05:17真的是酥酥
05:24媽媽
05:25你是爸爸女總統嗎
05:27好帥呀
05:29萌萌以後有媽媽在呀
05:32沒有人敢起
05:33Um
05:37叶先生
05:38火口板待了嗎
05:39今天參加這個相親節目不是我的本
05:42而且我也沒帶火口板
05:45沒忘帶了
05:47yes
05:53等上
05:59我走
06:01他是我小姨子
06:04耶今天晚上媽媽媽媽要一起睡覺覺了
06:10夢夢
06:11媽媽可以一起睡
06:13但是你爸
06:17叶先生忘了告訴你
06:19我們只是協議解脫
06:21你做我的擋箭牌
06:22我每個月給你五萬塊
06:24至於昨晚的事
06:26還給我忘了
06:30人家大人晚上是您妹妹的婚禮
06:32是否需要背禮
06:34不用
06:34一切從簡
06:35我自己去就行
06:37
06:39我記住了訴訟晚上我要參加我妹妹的婚禮
06:42您就先帶著我妹妹的婚禮
06:44媽咪再見
06:55我姐夫的消息了
06:56還在調查中
06:58你姐夫的心中實在太過神
07:00夜天現在是我的帳戶
07:01該我的場面不能承
07:03晚上小姑子的婚禮
07:04送一份大的
07:05價值不少一方
07:07
07:12
07:13一會就要參加你姑姑的婚禮吧
07:15你要乖一點
07:16嗯沒問題
07:19
07:20先查啦
07:23那不是夜天嗎
07:24他怎麼了
07:25聽說夜小姐可沒邀請他
07:28他竟然好意思來
07:30這夜小姐在奧雪集團上班
07:32他老公更是奧雪集團的部門主
07:35夜天這張哥哥的
07:36反倒是一直開門的
07:37老公
07:45你一個臭保安
07:46也配坐這
07:49看到了
07:50你呢
07:51就該滾過去站那
07:56驚人入場
08:03
08:03您如今看到雲露出家
08:05前下也終於能放心了
08:07雲露
08:11新婚快樂
08:12雲露
08:13真是
08:15怎麼一股子
08:16情酸臭味
08:18不認識
08:20期待你
08:24夜天
08:25我說你還要點兩個啊
08:27你自己在奧雪集團當個小寶寶
08:30現在看著你妹妹也接著個上臉
08:33就來噴高汁
08:35臉皮
08:36真夠厚的啊
08:38哈哈
08:39這個
08:40我們好歹是新婚
08:42我們好歹是新婚
08:42我閉嘴
08:43你也配當我哥啊
08:44我跟你要生活費的時候你給我
08:47我需要錢買衣服買包包的時候你給我
08:49二十多元
08:50雲露
08:51你一分都沒收到給我
08:52沒收到給我
08:53就你
08:53你也給我提你個病人鬼
08:57別人家的父親家財萬塊
08:59要車給車要房買房
09:01
09:03連個兩萬塊錢包都買
09:05混帳
09:06
09:08什麼
09:09還想打人不成
09:12夜雨
09:14我今天來指示小班長的一局
09:17替他親眼看見你出家
09:30這個包
09:32是爸爸親手後
09:33裡面都是他的心眼
09:36他老人家
09:37原本是想等你結婚的時候親手交給你
09:40現在只能由我們來待老了
09:45
09:46你都收不下吧
09:48就是這個破包
09:51連人家女兒過世為止
09:53不是送房送車就是送珠寶
09:55最差的也能送給迷派包包吧
09:58而他呢
09:59送一個自己編的破手工包又臟又臭的
10:02害我在同學面前丟進了臉
10:04今天是我結婚的日子
10:07他又搞這頭
10:08你把油完完
10:09你說
10:11這不是咱爸的心血
10:12你都不打開看一眼嗎
10:14你看個屁啊
10:16你不要這樣求婚
10:17爹媽無能
10:19子女受累
10:20夜天
10:22帶這個錯包
10:25你這臭保安
10:27送個錯包居然跟夜少姐套進去
10:29他心意呢
10:31誰要這種沒用的老爸
10:33這發生啊
10:34家裡除了接不開鍋了
10:36所以帶著這小乞丐
10:38過來騙吃騙喝了
10:40我媽媽
10:41跳雪集團的總裁
10:43你問他是窮鬼
10:44你還會說
10:45我還是得太快
10:47你死了
10:48我還是得太快
10:50你死了
10:51你死了
10:52你死了
10:52你死了
10:54你死了
10:55你死了
10:56我死了
10:57你死了

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