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00:02:50Hi, Dr. Robinson. This is Joan from Beverly Hills.
00:02:54I'm a little nervous.
00:02:56Okay, Joan. Take a deep breath. How can I help you?
00:02:58It's about my husband.
00:03:00We've been married for 13 years.
00:03:02That's nice.
00:03:04We have a good marriage. We really do.
00:03:07I believe you.
00:03:09Then I'm...
00:03:11I'm considering having an affair.
00:03:13That's a good marriage?
00:03:15I don't know.
00:03:17Well, I don't know is about denial, Joan.
00:03:19I think you do know.
00:03:21I feel like we're strangers.
00:03:23Dig deeper.
00:03:25But he doesn't share his feelings with me.
00:03:29He doesn't care.
00:03:31We hardly make love anymore.
00:03:33So you want to make love with someone else
00:03:35to take away the hurt, right?
00:03:37Fred, we did menstruation two weeks ago.
00:03:39Now don't force your obsession with gynecology down my throat.
00:03:42We got a potential lawsuit in two.
00:03:44Oh! Oh!
00:03:46Help me. I'm so confused.
00:03:48I don't know what to do.
00:03:50I don't think I love him anymore.
00:03:52This should be juicy.
00:03:54Joan, you're going to have to issue an ultimatum.
00:03:56If he wants to keep you, then he's going to have to grow.
00:03:59But he doesn't respond well to criticism.
00:04:01You're goddamn right I don't, babe.
00:04:03Especially not at rush hour on the 405
00:04:05listening to my personal inadequacies
00:04:07described in full detail on the motherfucking radio.
00:04:09Ted?
00:04:11You've lost your mind, dear.
00:04:13You've finally gone over the goddamn demon.
00:04:15Well, Joan's husband Ted has joined us on the air.
00:04:17How can I help you?
00:04:19I don't need your help, Dr. Berkowitz.
00:04:21Robinson.
00:04:23And my wife Joan doesn't need your help either.
00:04:25What the hell are you doing, dear?
00:04:27Who else am I going to talk to?
00:04:29You can talk to me, you know.
00:04:31I think Joan can speak to whomever she wishes.
00:04:33Let me remind you that crimes of passion
00:04:35are illegal in this state.
00:04:37Fuck the law and fuck you.
00:04:39Fuck you, Ted.
00:04:41Look, one more beep and I'll cut you both off the air.
00:04:43Now, there was a time when
00:04:45the two of you were in love, right?
00:04:47I don't know.
00:04:49Yeah, yeah, all right, fine, fine.
00:04:51Okay, so,
00:04:53tonight,
00:04:55I want you both to sit down together
00:04:57and look into each other's eyes
00:04:59and think about that time
00:05:01and think about all the love you have left to share.
00:05:05I'm Dr. Eve Robinson,
00:05:07and this has been Sexual Response.
00:05:17Studio.
00:05:19I'm sorry, but the show's over.
00:05:21We're through taking colas.
00:05:23Oh, ha, ha. Very funny, Philip.
00:05:25I'm afraid I'm busy tonight.
00:05:27I'm taking your wife out for a drink.
00:05:31Bye, you.
00:05:39You know, you're a real bitch, Kate.
00:05:41Putting an abusive husband on the air
00:05:43with a fragile wife,
00:05:45that's bad psychology.
00:05:47But it's outstanding talk radio.
00:05:49You know, these people's problems are real.
00:05:51They don't just go away when we're off the air.
00:05:53Oh, lighten up.
00:05:55I bet the two of them will have great sex tonight.
00:05:57Christ, you'll never change.
00:05:59Neither do you, Professor,
00:06:01and that's why we've been the number-one talk show
00:06:03for the past five years.
00:06:05Four years. We've only been on the air four years.
00:06:11So, what do you think of Peter?
00:06:15As opposed to who?
00:06:17Steve, Mike, Jake?
00:06:19He's so sweet, isn't he?
00:06:21You change engineers more than I change underwear.
00:06:23You don't know anything about men.
00:06:25I understand men completely.
00:06:27They call me every day for advice.
00:06:29All theory, Dr. Robinson.
00:06:31I suppose you're going to put that theory into action, right?
00:06:33Right.
00:06:35Well, I hope you're practicing safe sex.
00:06:37We've exchanged medical histories
00:06:39and he's tested negative.
00:06:41Besides, I'm always prepared.
00:06:43What do we have here?
00:06:45We have texture, bagel-o, moody...
00:06:47Stop it.
00:06:49Oh, my God.
00:06:51Oh, my God.
00:06:53Stop it.
00:06:57Why don't you buy him a drink?
00:06:59He's sweet, isn't he?
00:07:01I gotta hit the freeway.
00:07:03Can't stay out past your bedtime?
00:07:05Look, I've got a lot of reading to do
00:07:07if I'm going to convince my publishers
00:07:09Masters and Johnson were wrong.
00:07:11Right. And Philip likes an early dinner.
00:07:13I want to go home.
00:07:15Jealous.
00:07:17Philip's really got you by the balls, doesn't he?
00:07:19I'm telling you, Eve, your husband is...
00:07:21I'm your only friend.
00:07:51Oh, my God.
00:08:05PHONE RINGS
00:08:07PHONE RINGS
00:08:19Hello?
00:08:21Hi, Philip.
00:08:23Oh, where are you?
00:08:25Uh-huh. Okay.
00:08:27I think I can fend for myself.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:31I love you, too. Bye.
00:08:37Bye.
00:08:57Hi, Eve. It's your mother.
00:08:59I hope you're coming to see us for Thanksgiving.
00:09:01We all miss you here in Iowa.
00:09:03Take care, honey.
00:09:05Von Chambers.
00:09:07Charles Von Chambers.
00:09:09I'll catch you later.
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:13I'll catch you.
00:09:15A beefy stock clerk
00:09:17who was serving ten years
00:09:19in a Ventura County prison
00:09:21for the beating death of his young wife
00:09:23escaped from his cell this Tuesday,
00:09:25sometime before dawn.
00:09:27Authorities in the area have issued
00:09:29a statewide manhunt for Brent Morton,
00:09:31who is also suspected of the beating death
00:09:33of two Los Angeles prosecutors.
00:09:45Hi, honey.
00:09:47You said you were going to be late.
00:09:49I just couldn't stand to be away from you
00:09:51for one more moment.
00:09:53Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
00:09:55I meant to pick this.
00:09:57I wasn't expecting you home so soon.
00:09:59Shh.
00:10:01For you.
00:10:05They're beautiful.
00:10:11So, how was your day?
00:10:13Magnificent.
00:10:17I located the perfect investment.
00:10:19I don't know why.
00:10:21200 acres?
00:10:23Dirt cheap?
00:10:25Allow me?
00:10:27With the economy the way it is,
00:10:29you're going to be late.
00:10:31Absolutely not.
00:10:35Buy low,
00:10:37sell high.
00:10:39Never give a sucker an even break.
00:10:41Give me some baby's breath.
00:10:45You know, a wild thing
00:10:47happened at work today.
00:10:49This woman calls in.
00:10:51Tells me she's in a bad marriage.
00:10:53The husband obviously abused her.
00:10:55She's on the verge of having an affair.
00:10:57Hello?
00:10:59Tokyo.
00:11:01Dinner in ten?
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:05Philippe Descombois.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:13Yes, suco.
00:11:15Cate.
00:11:17Thank you for your advice, Dr. Robinson.
00:11:19We really looked into each other's eyes last night.
00:11:21It was so romantic.
00:11:23It was so sweet.
00:11:25What's your point, Joan?
00:11:27We made love all night.
00:11:29I climaxed five times.
00:11:31That's very impressive.
00:11:33Isn't it?
00:11:35But one night of ecstasy
00:11:37is no substitute for true happiness.
00:11:39What do you mean?
00:11:41It was great.
00:11:43Maybe you should try.
00:11:45This is Dr. Eve Robinson.
00:11:47Sexual response.
00:11:49How about dysfunction in the married man?
00:11:51No, Fred, I wasn't referring to you personally.
00:11:53I've got it.
00:11:55How about masturbation?
00:11:57Yeah, I thought you'd like that.
00:11:59How many general managers
00:12:01does it take to screw in a light bulb?
00:12:03None. General managers don't know how to screw.
00:12:05You're in a pissy mood.
00:12:07I'm all right.
00:12:09How's the book coming along?
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:13Philippe?
00:12:15Great.
00:12:17There must be something.
00:12:19Stop it, Cate. There's nothing wrong.
00:12:21You remembered.
00:12:23You can run, but you can't hide.
00:12:25Apparently not.
00:12:27Cheer up. You finally hit your sexual peak.
00:12:29At least
00:12:31that's what you tell your callers.
00:12:33Go on, open it.
00:12:35Thanks, Cate,
00:12:37but it's really not my style.
00:12:39What style?
00:12:41Would you look at yourself?
00:12:43It's about time you got some style.
00:12:45You think if I wore this, we'd get better ratings?
00:12:47No, but you might get laid more often,
00:12:49Chris.
00:12:51Please.
00:12:53Come on. When is the last time you got laid?
00:12:55Last week? Last month?
00:12:57I'm leaving.
00:12:59Last year?
00:13:01Happy birthday!
00:13:03Happy birthday!
00:13:05Happy birthday!
00:13:07You're so sneaky.
00:13:13Come on, let's go blow out those candles
00:13:15while you burn this place down.
00:13:17Hooray!
00:13:23And I don't look a day over 34.
00:13:27Blow them out.
00:13:29All right.
00:13:31Make a wish.
00:13:37Brat.
00:13:47Normal high, about 82 degrees
00:13:49by the southern dew.
00:13:51Clear skies tonight with a low near 70.
00:14:17Studio.
00:14:37Sorry, darling, but I can't help you
00:14:39with your sexual problems.
00:14:41It's your wife's business.
00:14:43She just left.
00:14:47Come on, asshole.
00:14:51You're a mess.
00:14:53How you doing, Eve?
00:14:55Hi, Jack.
00:14:57No, I'll take the screwdriver.
00:14:59You got it.
00:15:01Where's Kate?
00:15:03She'll be in later.
00:15:09You know,
00:15:11I'll bet you're a model.
00:15:13Not quite.
00:15:15Then you ought to be.
00:15:17You have classic beauty.
00:15:21Hey, uh,
00:15:23see your drink's about half full.
00:15:25Hey, Jack, come on over here.
00:15:27Get us another drink, will you?
00:15:29I'm fine, really.
00:15:31No, no, no.
00:15:33What's the hurry, babe?
00:15:35We got all night.
00:15:37Get your hand off me.
00:15:39I can't believe you're copping
00:15:41such an attitude.
00:15:44You know,
00:15:46ordinarily I'd take the time
00:15:48to delve into such an extreme case
00:15:50of arrested adolescence.
00:15:52But you're such an obvious asshole
00:15:54it wouldn't be worth it.
00:15:56Bitch.
00:15:58Hey.
00:16:00Care to dance?
00:16:02Yeah.
00:16:06Hey, hey.
00:16:10I'll bet
00:16:12you're a model.
00:16:25He can be real drag sometimes.
00:16:31You know him?
00:16:33He's a good friend of mine.
00:16:37You see, when one of us hits on the girl,
00:16:39she gets all riled up
00:16:41and the other swoops in to the rescue.
00:16:44Works every time.
00:16:49I could be dancing with him.
00:16:51Mm-hmm.
00:16:53I paid him off this time.
00:17:12It's getting late.
00:17:14Then you better get going.
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:35Well,
00:17:37thanks for rescuing me.
00:17:39Anytime.
00:17:43So...
00:17:45So?
00:17:47Thanks again.
00:17:59Tough guy.
00:18:01Put on a big show in there for the little lady.
00:18:03How are you one-on-one?
00:18:05You forgot your jacket.
00:18:07Thanks, Charlie.
00:18:09So, uh,
00:18:11how'd you know she wouldn't go for me?
00:18:13She didn't.
00:18:19Happy birthday, Parson.
00:18:21Thanks, honey.
00:18:23I have something for you.
00:18:25For you, sweetheart.
00:18:27Mm-hmm.
00:18:31Mayan.
00:18:33Yeah, not only Mayan,
00:18:3518th-century Mayan.
00:18:37You'd go great on the top shelf.
00:18:47You know,
00:18:49I've been thinking.
00:18:51You know,
00:18:53I...
00:18:59Look at you.
00:19:01When I first met you, you wouldn't have known the difference
00:19:03between Mayan and Michelangelo.
00:19:05Look, let's have a party.
00:19:07We're having a party?
00:19:09I mean, have some friends over.
00:19:11Friends?
00:19:13A party. You know, music, dancing.
00:19:15Dancing?
00:19:17Of course.
00:19:19Let's dance.
00:19:23Mm.
00:19:25Now, what's the step?
00:19:27What's the step? Up, up.
00:19:29All right.
00:19:33You're sunny.
00:19:35See?
00:19:37A little kick left.
00:19:39Not bad for an old fart, eh?
00:19:41You know,
00:19:43we stopped at Carl's and Charlie's
00:19:45after work for a drink today.
00:19:47This ridiculous man actually thought I was a model.
00:19:49Anyway, then this nice young man
00:19:51came over and...
00:19:53You know, that would look much better
00:19:55on the foyer table.
00:20:05Yes.
00:20:07Absolutely wonderful.
00:20:09Don't you agree?
00:20:11I agree that's wonderful,
00:20:13but the fact that he's giving you multiple orgasms
00:20:15doesn't excuse the emotional and physical abuse you're taking.
00:20:17Yeah, I know you're right,
00:20:19but this shirt, it makes me wet.
00:20:21I want to cream that son of a bitch.
00:20:23Karen, you've got a problem if you're willing to stay in an abusive relationship.
00:20:25Go out and buy yourself a vibrator.
00:20:27It doesn't beat you, and it doesn't leave the toilet seat up.
00:20:29Thanks for calling.
00:20:31Edge from Los Angeles.
00:20:33You're on sexual response.
00:20:35Hello, Dr. Robinson.
00:20:37Is that Mr. Edge?
00:20:39Just Edge.
00:20:43Your voice sounds familiar. Have we talked before?
00:20:45I'm a first-time caller.
00:20:49Okay. How can I help you?
00:20:51I saw this incredibly beautiful woman
00:20:53the other day at a bar.
00:20:57We didn't say anything.
00:20:59We just stared at each other.
00:21:03The next day,
00:21:05I saw her there again.
00:21:07We danced.
00:21:09Was it a slow dance?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:13Very slow.
00:21:17I can still feel her soft body
00:21:19pressed against me.
00:21:21Doesn't sound too bad.
00:21:23How about yourself here?
00:21:25Yeah, except she didn't even tell me her name.
00:21:29She broke it off suddenly and left.
00:21:31That is a problem, then.
00:21:35She was scared, Doctor.
00:21:37Very scared.
00:21:39But I know there's something real between us,
00:21:41and I know she's feeling it, too.
00:21:45I only had the chance
00:21:47to see her,
00:21:49to talk to her,
00:21:51to touch her.
00:21:53I suggest you go back to the bar, Edge.
00:21:57Who knows?
00:21:59She may be already waiting for you there.
00:22:09Come on.
00:22:39Come on.
00:23:09Come on.
00:23:39Now what?
00:23:41Tuning up the bike
00:23:43would be a good start.
00:24:09Is it kind of dangerous living down here?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:13I like danger.
00:24:15Interesting.
00:24:17You know, my undergraduate degree
00:24:19was art history.
00:24:21I was in love with the Fauvists.
00:24:25These are sort of
00:24:27seagull-esque,
00:24:29only more intense.
00:24:31Darker.
00:24:33You're staring at me again.
00:24:35Ever since I first saw you,
00:24:37you've been staring.
00:24:39Morning, Lisa.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:49You know, da Vinci was commissioned
00:24:51to paint some rich man's wife.
00:24:55I don't know.
00:24:57I don't know.
00:24:59Da Vinci was commissioned to paint
00:25:01some rich man's wife.
00:25:09She wasn't as pretty
00:25:13as you are.
00:25:25He threw some oils
00:25:27on the canvas.
00:25:29Asshole.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:26:27Philip?
00:26:29Philip?
00:26:55Philip?
00:26:59Philip?
00:27:29Philip, are you in there?
00:27:31Yes, I...
00:27:51I'm sorry, dear.
00:27:53I should have called.
00:27:55I was worried sick about you.
00:27:59I guess I lost track of time.
00:28:03I was imagining all kinds of horrible things
00:28:05happening to you.
00:28:07I'm all right.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:11It's good to have you home in one piece.
00:28:15I guess I'll head upstairs then.
00:28:17Good night, dear.
00:28:19You look particularly
00:28:21beautiful this evening.
00:28:29Good night.
00:28:59Philip?
00:29:09Philip?
00:29:17Philip, what is it?
00:29:19I thought I heard something outside.
00:29:23Did you see anything?
00:29:29Stay here.
00:29:59Philip?
00:30:29Philip?
00:30:59Well, what was it?
00:31:01Nothing to worry about.
00:31:03Just a stray animal.
00:31:05I put out some poison in the morning.
00:31:07It'll be taken care of.
00:31:13Good night, babe.
00:31:29Good night.
00:31:59Boom, boom, boom.
00:32:17Hmm.
00:32:19Getting late.
00:32:21Sorry, hon?
00:32:23Oh, I just need to be up in Ojai
00:32:25by 11 o'clock, and it's
00:32:27getting a little bit late.
00:32:29I'll see you for dinner, then.
00:32:31No, I don't think I'll make it
00:32:33by 8.30, actually.
00:32:35So it wouldn't wait up for me.
00:32:41Have a productive day.
00:32:43What is that?
00:32:45Nothing to worry about, boss.
00:32:47Just a little surprise
00:32:49for last night's guests.
00:32:53Eve?
00:32:55Come here, please.
00:33:03So.
00:33:05This is your stray animal.
00:33:07Philip, I have no idea what's going on.
00:33:09I'm not leaving you here alone.
00:33:11Don't cancel your trip, Philip.
00:33:13I'm sure it's some caller's idea.
00:33:15A joke.
00:33:17Here.
00:33:19The bloody money we paid to that security company
00:33:21to look after this place.
00:33:23Another bloody fence.
00:33:27You know, Eve,
00:33:29you really do
00:33:31have a gorgeous body.
00:33:33If I find the guy that made that statue,
00:33:35I'll shoot the son of a bitch myself.
00:33:41Goodbye, Eve.
00:33:43Bye, Philip.
00:33:45Take care of yourself.
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:53Bye.
00:34:23Son of a bitch.
00:34:53Fuck.
00:35:23Go away
00:35:25and take that thing with you.
00:35:29Who do you think you are
00:35:31creeping around my house in the middle of the night?
00:35:33How am I supposed to explain that, huh?
00:35:37Just tell him it was sexual response.
00:35:39What?
00:35:41Sexual response.
00:35:43Shut up.
00:35:45How did you get my address?
00:35:47Information.
00:35:49How did you get my address?
00:35:51Information.
00:35:53We're unlisted.
00:35:55Yeah. I followed you home.
00:35:57You know, you really got a lot of nerve.
00:36:13Do I get to kiss the bride?
00:36:19You're unbelievable.
00:36:21No.
00:36:47No, don't yet.
00:36:51Stop.
00:36:53Stop.
00:36:55Oh, shit.
00:36:57It's an 18th century lunch.
00:37:15Grape.
00:37:18I need you.
00:37:29Olive.
00:37:39More.
00:37:48It's a great place.
00:37:50My hideout.
00:37:52I had a hideout when I was a kid.
00:37:54It's just out in the woods behind our house.
00:37:57I used to go out there for hours
00:37:59and dream about the world.
00:38:01We were from a small town,
00:38:03so you can imagine the adventures
00:38:05that went through my head.
00:38:07Then it would get dark.
00:38:09My mother would call us for dinner.
00:38:11Sounds like things haven't changed much.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:16You know, when I met Philip,
00:38:18he was so different.
00:38:20He was literally from another world.
00:38:22I mean...
00:38:26I'm talking too much.
00:38:30So, where are you from?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:34There's a lot of places I moved around a lot.
00:38:37What about your family?
00:38:42Dead.
00:38:46I'm sorry.
00:38:48What happened?
00:38:50I really don't like to talk about it, okay?
00:38:54Sounds like you have a lot of unresolved issues.
00:38:57I'm not one of your callers, Dr. Robinson.
00:39:02I was just trying to get to know you better.
00:39:04Why? So you can trick my head, too?
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:09I understand.
00:39:11No, you don't understand.
00:39:16What's for dessert?
00:39:18I didn't bring any.
00:39:23I guess we'll have to improvise.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:47How was fun?
00:39:49I'll be in touch.
00:39:51Okay.
00:39:53Bye.
00:39:55Bye.
00:39:57Bye.
00:39:59Bye.
00:40:01Bye.
00:40:03Bye.
00:40:05Bye.
00:40:07Bye.
00:40:09Bye.
00:40:11Bye.
00:40:13Bye.
00:40:15I'll be in touch.
00:40:17Don't go. Why do you have to leave?
00:40:20I got work to do.
00:40:22Listen, there's something in the house I really could use your help with.
00:40:26Would you mind, please?
00:40:28I really gotta go.
00:40:30Please.
00:40:33Okay.
00:40:45I promised you dessert.
00:40:47And you're gonna get dessert.
00:40:53It's calorie-free, not fat-free.
00:40:55Nutrient-free.
00:40:57Try some.
00:40:59Try it.
00:41:03That good, huh?
00:41:05I'm sure it must have something in it.
00:41:07How about some chocolate sauce?
00:41:10Strawberry syrup?
00:41:12Whipped cream's good.
00:41:14My favorite.
00:41:16Wanna try it?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:28Sorry.
00:41:32Stop it!
00:41:42Stop it!
00:42:02Stop it!
00:42:33Hello.
00:42:35Hi, sweetheart.
00:42:37Philip.
00:42:39Is everything okay? Nothing's wrong, is it?
00:42:55Ed?
00:43:02Ed?
00:43:26Ed?
00:43:29What are you doing? Put that away.
00:43:32Come on, let's just go.
00:43:34What if there were an accident one day?
00:43:40What if Philip's cleaning his gun and he just accidentally shoots himself?
00:43:44That's not funny.
00:43:45What's wrong? Need the gun by your bed, possum?
00:43:51He's pumping his gun, as usual.
00:43:55But he accidentally sticks it where he shouldn't.
00:43:58Stop it!
00:44:01He wouldn't keep it loaded now, would he?
00:44:10I want you to leave.
00:44:13Now!
00:44:16Go.
00:44:18You don't want me to go!
00:44:20But stop!
00:44:22Stop?
00:44:26Stop.
00:44:28Stay still.
00:44:35Stop.
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:45Stay still!
00:45:15Stop.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:33I'm sorry.
00:45:35Come on, open up.
00:45:37Leave me alone.
00:45:39You don't really mean that.
00:45:41You don't want me to leave.
00:45:44Do you, possum?
00:45:46Go away.
00:45:48Please, go away.
00:46:13Go away.
00:46:43Go away.
00:47:14Lying to your husband only breeds mistrust, Yvonne.
00:47:17But I can't help it. I'm addicted to this guy.
00:47:20Well, you better be ready to sacrifice your marriage, because that's where you're headed.
00:47:23She's on a roll today. Give her somebody interesting.
00:47:26Got it, boss.
00:47:30Edge, from Los Angeles.
00:47:32I'm sorry, Yvonne.
00:47:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:36I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:38I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:41Edge, from Los Angeles.
00:47:43Remember me, Dr. Robinson?
00:47:46How could I forget?
00:47:48The woman I told you about last time.
00:47:51I saw her again.
00:47:53Flash her on two.
00:47:54I talked to her. I touched her.
00:47:56That's called a one-night stand.
00:47:58No, no. It's become much more than that.
00:48:01Much more.
00:48:03I can tell you about it if you want.
00:48:05You sure you're not deluding yourself?
00:48:09I know that she doesn't care about her husband.
00:48:12Don't jump to conclusions.
00:48:14And I know that she wants me as much as I want her.
00:48:19You still there, Doc?
00:48:20I'm here.
00:48:21Good.
00:48:23Because there's only one thing standing between us.
00:48:27I'm going to do something about it.
00:48:29Go to commercial.
00:48:30Morning.
00:48:33Sex was so good, you forgot how to talk?
00:48:38Eve, come on. We're in the middle of a show.
00:48:41Okay, so you're having an affair and you feel ashamed.
00:48:45But believe me, you'll get over it.
00:48:47He forced himself on me last night.
00:48:51I'm sorry.
00:48:53It's okay.
00:48:54I shouldn't have encouraged you.
00:48:56It's not your fault.
00:48:58I wanted it.
00:49:01I wanted it.
00:49:04He stole Philip's gun.
00:49:08Let's call the police.
00:49:09I can't.
00:49:11What about the show? The press will crucify us.
00:49:13Oh, fine.
00:49:14Let the fucker walk the streets and rape somebody else.
00:49:17Or you again.
00:49:18The only thing I'm worried about, Kate, is getting that gun back before Philip comes home tonight.
00:49:22Are you insane?
00:49:23Don't you realize you're walking straight into a trap?
00:49:26Do you have a better idea?
00:49:31Call him.
00:49:32Tell him you'll meet him anywhere but his place.
00:49:35Now you want me to see him?
00:49:37No, no. Blow him off.
00:49:39By the time he's come and gone, I'll have a gun.
00:50:00I'm sorry.
00:50:26You weren't thinking of standing me up, were you?
00:50:28If you'd met me at the bar like I asked.
00:50:32Too many people.
00:50:37You don't trust me, do you?
00:50:41Did you mean what you said on the radio this morning?
00:50:46Every word.
00:50:48About my husband?
00:50:51You're crazy.
00:50:52At least I'm not deluding myself, doctor.
00:50:54What do you want, a medal?
00:50:55You're talking about killing my husband.
00:50:57Oh, quit pretending you care about him so much.
00:51:06This is what you want, isn't it?
00:51:08You shouldn't have taken it.
00:51:09You needed to be taught a lesson.
00:51:10And what's that?
00:51:11You don't love him. You're scared of him.
00:51:17Edge, wait.
00:51:19Please.
00:51:20Leave me alone.
00:51:27I love you.
00:51:58Nice neighborhood. Come on, let's go.
00:52:01Um, wait.
00:52:03You didn't tell me anything about this.
00:52:05Oh, so what?
00:52:06This is disgusting.
00:52:07So we're just going to climb up the fire escape.
00:52:09It's no big deal.
00:52:10What?
00:52:11Come on.
00:52:12I think it's probably the easiest way to get up there anyway.
00:52:14Can you give me a hand?
00:52:15Why don't you give me a hand?
00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:17I don't know.
00:52:18I don't know.
00:52:19I don't know.
00:52:20I don't know.
00:52:21I don't know.
00:52:22I don't know.
00:52:23I don't know.
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25I don't know.
00:52:26Can you give me a hand?
00:52:27Why don't you wait here?
00:52:28It could get hairy.
00:52:29Look, don't give me any of that marching crap.
00:52:30Okay, all right.
00:52:31Now, listen.
00:52:32Why don't you stay here with the car
00:52:33so no one steals the stereo?
00:52:34It's a real nice thing.
00:52:35Third floor now.
00:52:36Make it quick.
00:52:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:47Hey, lady.
00:52:48Got some change you can spare?
00:52:50Oh, I'm really sorry, but I didn't bring any.
00:52:53How about this?
00:52:55It's all I've got.
00:52:56Sorry.
00:53:00Something wrong or something?
00:53:02Oh, no.
00:53:03Everything's fine.
00:53:04Thanks.
00:53:07Ow!
00:53:26Oh.
00:53:40What a sick dude.
00:53:42Wait a minute.
00:53:43You just hold it right there.
00:53:45I'm just humiliating because we've slipped
00:53:47from a 20.2 to a 20 share.
00:53:50You're giving me a hard time
00:53:51over a lousy goddamn .2 of a share?
00:53:54I don't believe it.
00:53:55Let me just remind you of something.
00:53:57When you produced the show,
00:53:58I seem to remember that the share
00:53:59was at a 5.6 average.
00:54:19Duck.
00:54:24Shit.
00:54:55Shit.
00:55:02Yeah, I know.
00:55:09Go, move!
00:55:10For God's sake, watch the upholstery.
00:55:12Oh, come on.
00:55:13What's that?
00:55:24Bastard.
00:55:32Eve, it's Kate.
00:55:35You've got it?
00:55:36How?
00:55:39Tell me something.
00:55:40Was Philip ever married before?
00:55:43Forget it.
00:55:44No, nothing.
00:55:45Forget I ever mentioned it.
00:55:47Just be careful.
00:55:50Why didn't you tell her?
00:55:51Let's go.
00:55:54Let's go.
00:56:25Philip?
00:56:36What are you doing?
00:56:41How cute, right where it belongs.
00:56:43You gave it back to me.
00:56:45Yeah, I gave it back to you
00:56:46and you didn't even have to ask, did you?
00:56:48I don't get it.
00:56:49What's wrong?
00:56:50You sent somebody to break into my studio
00:56:52That's what's wrong.
00:56:53I didn't know what to think.
00:56:55All you do is think.
00:56:56Don't you ever feel anything?
00:56:58What am I supposed to feel?
00:57:00These threats to kill my husband for God's sake?
00:57:02I have my reasons.
00:57:03Oh, really?
00:57:04And what are your reasons?
00:57:05Stop it!
00:57:06Oh, relax.
00:57:07It has nothing to do with you.
00:57:09Well, let's abandon it right here.
00:57:15You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:57:17A little Eve and old Philip.
00:57:19A little Eve and old Philip
00:57:21can go back to living happy lives together again.
00:57:24It's none of your business what I do.
00:57:31I gave you back the gun.
00:57:34You didn't have to pretend out there.
00:57:36I wasn't pretending.
00:57:38I care about you.
00:57:39You're crazy!
00:57:42I'd let you into my life.
00:57:44I'd never let anyone in.
00:57:47I had a plan and you fucked it up.
00:57:50What plan?
00:57:51What did I ruin?
00:57:53You don't care about me.
00:57:55You don't give a shit about me.
00:57:57This isn't love, Hitch.
00:57:59God, it's insanity!
00:58:02Don't do this.
00:58:07Stop this.
00:58:09Hey, stop.
00:58:12Stop this.
00:58:13Hey, stop.
00:58:16Go home.
00:58:22Oh, God.
00:58:29Eve.
00:58:32I'm home.
00:58:46I'm home.
00:59:17Eve.
00:59:23What happened?
00:59:27Sweetheart, what happened to you?
00:59:31Nothing is so bad, you can't tell your husband.
00:59:33I've been having an affair.
00:59:36I know I should have told you sooner, but...
00:59:40I don't know.
00:59:42I know I should have told you sooner, but...
00:59:47Oh, God, Philip, don't turn your back on me now.
00:59:50Haven't I given you everything you've always wanted?
00:59:54Yes, you give me things, but...
00:59:56Does he have a name?
01:00:01Hitch.
01:00:05Hitch what?
01:00:08Just Hitch.
01:00:12Hitch.
01:00:43Come on, Philip.
01:00:47Now, how do you feel?
01:00:50Come on, you're gonna feel much better in the morning.
01:00:53Now, what I want you to do...
01:00:57I want you to leave this for me.
01:00:59It's gonna make you feel much, much better.
01:01:03Come on, sweetheart.
01:01:05Come on.
01:01:08That's a girl.
01:01:10That's a girl.
01:01:13Good girl.
01:01:16One more. Come on. One more.
01:01:18Open up.
01:01:20Good girl.
01:01:23That's a good girl.
01:01:28One more.
01:01:32Good girl.
01:01:40Good girl.
01:02:10Good girl.
01:02:40Good girl.
01:03:01Von Chambers.
01:03:03Los Angeles.
01:03:06I believe...
01:03:11Is there an address with that?
01:03:14Yes?
01:03:17Thank you very much.
01:04:32Thank God.
01:04:38Trust me.
01:04:42How are you doing, sweeties?
01:04:45I'm pretty hungry.
01:04:47He's a sick dude.
01:04:50I'm sure you two do, don't you?
01:04:52I'll get you a taco instead.
01:04:59I'd fuck him.
01:05:01Nice.
01:05:03I'll fuck you too, later. Come on, let's go.
01:05:05All right.
01:05:09I've got it.
01:05:25Give me the flashlight.
01:05:27No way.
01:05:39Philip, what are you doing here?
01:05:41That's why I grabbed the paper.
01:05:43What is he doing here?
01:05:45It's always been here. The paper.
01:05:53Philip.
01:05:59Son of a gun.
01:06:01Philip.
01:06:05I don't know what to do.
01:06:07Philip, I don't feel...
01:06:29Philip?
01:06:37Philip?
01:07:07Hunting accident claims life.
01:07:11Look.
01:07:13Husband arrested in wife's death.
01:07:16One chamber's freed on bail.
01:07:18Hey, does that newspaper say anything about a kid?
01:07:20Kid? Let's see.
01:07:22Oh, shit. Peter, can you find...
01:07:24Ah, shit.
01:07:26Would you go find a light switch?
01:07:28Are you crazy? This guy's going to be back any minute now.
01:07:30So?
01:07:32So, dear, can you use the eye?
01:07:34I'll go find a candle or something.
01:07:36Child. Let's see.
01:07:38Oh, here.
01:07:40Unable...
01:07:42Unable to locate any surviving family members,
01:07:45authorities have placed the von Chambers child
01:07:48in a state institution, pending further inquiry.
01:07:51Meanwhile, an arrest warrant for first-degree murder
01:07:54has been issued for Charles von Chambers
01:07:57in the death of his wife, Veronica.
01:07:59A manhunt is underway.
01:08:01In the death of his wife, Veronica,
01:08:03a manhunt is in place as he's considered armed and dangerous.
01:08:07Peter? Did you hear that?
01:08:14Peter?
01:08:24Don't believe everything you read.
01:08:27If you think you can get away with this again, you're dead wrong.
01:08:31Wrong? You're dead.
01:08:34Help!
01:08:56Hi, Possum.
01:08:58I see you've finally developed an appreciation for artists.
01:09:04Philip, you shot...
01:09:06You shot Kate.
01:09:08Caught in the crossfire.
01:09:10Such a pity.
01:09:12Oh.
01:09:14I'm calling an ambulance.
01:09:23Relax, darling.
01:09:25It's only Kate's latest paramour.
01:09:34Where's it?
01:09:36Where is he, Philip?
01:09:40My God, Philip, what have you done with him?
01:09:43Please tell me.
01:09:45Philip.
01:09:47He made you feel good about yourself.
01:09:51I'm gonna make you feel even...
01:09:53Stop it!
01:09:55No!
01:09:57Stop it!
01:10:04Oh!
01:10:17Hi.
01:10:19Yes, sir. I finally get to see you.
01:10:22You got my invitation?
01:10:24Yeah. I figured it was you.
01:10:26So what are you trying to tell me?
01:10:29Screwing my wife?
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:36Ah!
01:10:44You'd kill me like you did my mother.
01:10:46She cheated on you.
01:10:48She didn't! What the fuck would you know?
01:10:50You were just a kid!
01:10:52Yeah, and you said that you loved me!
01:10:54You're my father and you love me!
01:10:56Why did you leave me?
01:10:58Ah!
01:11:04Ah!
01:11:14Ah!
01:11:28Ah!
01:11:30Ah!
01:11:34I told my husband the truth.
01:11:36And?
01:11:38And he hit me and left.
01:11:40I'm sorry, Yvonne.
01:11:42Oh, no, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
01:11:44It's for the better, anyway.
01:11:46You're facing the truth head-on. I'm proud of you.
01:11:48Yeah, you helped me face the fact that my husband was a big pig.
01:11:51You really helped me out a lot, Dr. Robinson. Thank you.
01:11:54Take care.
01:11:56Next call.
01:11:58Edge.
01:12:00How are you?
01:12:02How are you?
01:12:04Well, that woman I told you about,
01:12:06we ran into some rough times.
01:12:08I hope that's behind us now.
01:12:11That's really good news.
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:15I was using her to get back at somebody,
01:12:17and that was wrong.
01:12:19I'm really sorry I did that.
01:12:22Well, you've done a lot of thinking.
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26Yeah, I guess I have.
01:12:28I care about her.
01:12:31I really do.
01:12:33Do you think she'll ever believe me?
01:12:36I think she's lucky to know someone about the courage you have.
01:12:42Someone who's honest about his feelings.
01:12:45I...
01:12:47I feel lucky, too.
01:12:49Look, I...
01:12:51I gotta go.
01:12:53Get well soon, and let us know how you're doing.
01:12:56Thanks.
01:12:59Yeah, thanks, Samara.
01:13:01Thanks for listening.
01:13:04I'm Dr. Eve Robinson,
01:13:06and this has been Sex Wars.
01:13:28Sex Wars