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  • 5/21/2025
My Husband, Don't Leave Me 2025 Full Movie
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00:00:00These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.
00:00:11Brian?
00:00:12Are you okay?
00:00:14You haven't tried any of them.
00:00:21This one's my favorite.
00:00:23I'll go with the vanilla.
00:00:24Gina, it's my wedding, so I will be making the decisions.
00:00:28Not actually true, where you insisted on coming today.
00:00:31When were you planning on telling her?
00:00:34Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:00:37Ugh, out with it, Brian.
00:00:41Astrid?
00:00:46I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:00:50That is not funny.
00:00:52I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.
00:00:58Instead of you.
00:01:00So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.
00:01:07Astrid, I'm sorry.
00:01:10You're sorry?
00:01:13You're sorry?!
00:01:15Five years, Brian!
00:01:18Five years!
00:01:20Down the drain!
00:01:21I've been paying your rent to help you with your business!
00:01:24And I've been helping you with your mom when she is sick!
00:01:26Are you fucking kidding?!
00:01:27Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!
00:01:30Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment.
00:01:33It's at the dump, where you belong.
00:01:36Have fun eating cake, you two pieces of shit!
00:01:58Bitch!
00:01:59Adam.
00:02:00I'll move my meeting to Monday.
00:02:01I'm out for the evening as of...
00:02:02Right now.
00:02:03Goodnight, Adam.
00:02:04Wait!
00:02:05Yeah, and he's gone.
00:02:06Goodnight!
00:02:07Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car, the insurance won't
00:02:12cover it?
00:02:13Oh!
00:02:14And I love cheese!
00:02:15I know this one place that has boards full of different cheeses from all over the world.
00:02:18Ryder.
00:02:19You would love it!
00:02:20We should go sometime.
00:02:21I'm lactose intolerant.
00:02:22What's lactose intolerant?
00:02:23Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
00:02:26Sir, madam asks that I keep an eye on you in case you try to run away again.
00:02:31I'll also
00:02:47do the same thing.
00:02:48an eye on you in case you try to run away again I appreciate that Mason but I'm just gonna use
00:02:54the bathroom is that an issue I'm not 12.
00:03:18Give me your vest give me your pants get the suit oh my god has to be worth like 10,000
00:03:42she let more men strip me naked oh oh my god sorry
00:03:49Astrid it really is her
00:03:56hi hi can I can I walk you home and she was horrified to see me
00:04:12I guess that makes sense considering she's my ex and I was the one who broke her heart
00:04:17Ryder? Ryder Van Woodsen what the hell are you doing here?
00:04:24Ryder Van Woodsen what the hell are you doing here?
00:04:30you're not Ryder
00:04:31what?
00:04:32sorry oh my god
00:04:33she doesn't recognize that it's me
00:04:35you are just this fitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school but
00:04:41more buff for sure
00:04:43oh my god I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame
00:04:47he broke up with me randomly crushed me in two million
00:04:49if only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me
00:04:51sorry I'm blabbering
00:04:52I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit
00:04:55she looks like she really is a friend
00:04:57I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger
00:05:02now for your drink
00:05:04yes you're our godsend Clyde
00:05:07a drink is exactly what I came here for
00:05:10a long island please
00:05:12a long island coming right up
00:05:14you know speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped
00:05:18I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago
00:05:20two weeks before our wedding
00:05:22I was pregnant
00:05:24you're pregnant?
00:05:26he dumped you because of a baby?
00:05:28no he knocked out my stepsister
00:05:30oh my god
00:05:32we've been together for five years
00:05:34and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
00:05:37I mean am I so just worthless of a girlfriend
00:05:40thank you
00:05:41the man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with
00:05:45I've just been with my stepsister
00:05:48that's a very weird tasting Long Island
00:05:51that is the uh special
00:05:54you know maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you
00:05:59someone from the moment that they laid eyes on you
00:06:02knew that you'd be the one for them
00:06:05that is a horrible drink
00:06:10no offense
00:06:12oh that is hitting so thank you
00:06:16um hi
00:06:20my baby
00:06:22oh I just heard
00:06:24Ryder
00:06:26what are you doing here?
00:06:36I know
00:06:37very similar looking to Ryder
00:06:40Clyde
00:06:41Clyde
00:06:42Adam
00:06:43Adam
00:06:44Ryder

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